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SLATER: Nereus to Mission Control, over.
SKLODOWSKA: Because look around!
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Does this look like the brain to you?
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No!
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Oh. I was gonna say yes.
We are clearly not in the brain.
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Look around. We are surrounded by...
ALL: Aah
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LANA: What the shit?
SLATER: What the hell?
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Ooh. Surrounded by muscle fiber.
GILLETTE: Sorry!
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Just think if I ever worked out.
LANA: Ahem.
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You done?
Hm? Oh.
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I was saying that look at all
that muscle fiber out there...
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...so we're not in the brain, so...
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So where are we? And follow-up:
Nereus to Mission Control.
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What is with the rubbing alcohol?
Uh, I'm making room for Tang.
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Nereus to... What? What Tang?
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The Tang on which I've got dibs, so...
Why would there be Tang?
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Goofy Grape, then, whatever.
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Lefty Lemon? Lana, this is serious.
If our electrolytes get out of balance...
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Archer, we've only got 57 minutes
until the sub reverts back to normal size.
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Killing Dr. Kovacs.
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Permanently ending your checkered
careers as intelligence agents.
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We get it! So your electrolytes can wait.
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Well, you say that...
So tell us what to do.
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How can we help you find out
where we are?
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Ugh. For starters, he can quit
futzing around with the radio...
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HOLLY [OVER RADIO]:
This is Mission Control, over.
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You were saying?
Heh. Goosebumps.
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Really wish you'd quit dicking around.
I know.
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Mission Control, what is our 20?
Injection... botched.
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Krieger... asshole.
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Eww.
Shh!
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No! Ew.
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Say again, Control, what is our 20?
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It appears... Kovacs' left foot.
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His left foot?
Oh, well, that's good, right?
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How is that possibly good?
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Well, relative to Krieger's asshole.
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And to this. Seriously, where do you keep
the fruity drink powder?
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I'd even take Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.
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How noble.
Well, no, I'd still bitch about it.
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And I think I've earned that right.
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MALORY:
What's wrong? Why aren't they moving?
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Who knows? Their radio's damaged.
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Maybe the propulsion system is too.
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Nereus, this is Mission Control...
Oh, for the... They know who it is.
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If I were to make a list of things
I'm not in the mood for right now...
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[BABY CRYING]
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That would be second on said list.
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What, does she need to be fed?
Wants, maybe.
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I wouldn't say "need."
She's about to pop out of that onesie.
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She seems like a normal baby-weight.
Oh, yes...
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...and everyone deserves
a trophy just for showing up...
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...and everyone's Kickstarter has merit.
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[SCOFFS]
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SLATER: Okay, people, listen up.
ARCHER: We're bailing.
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What are you...? Archer, if you bail
on this mission, your career is over.
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Oh, eat several dicks, Slater.
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Your people shot us
in this guy's foot, not us.
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Well? Are we bailing or not?
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ARCHER: Yes.
SLATER: No!
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Oh, my God.
Seriously, shit or get off the pot.
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You know, on the farm it was actually
a pot. Like, it was literally a pot.
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I have absolutely no response to that.
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Because forgetting that Dr. Kovacs will die
if we don't laser that blood clot, how...?
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With the laser, we cut a hole
in his foot.
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Zrrp. And slide on out. Flrrp.
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[COUGHS]
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It's basically the old zrrp-and-flrrp.
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Archer, we're the size of a bacteria...
Bacterium.
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Thanks, Jill Nye.
Zerp.
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So no one could see us.
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Until 48 minutes from now,
when the sub reverts back to normal.
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Killing not only Dr. Kovacs
but everybody else in the room.
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And we can reach the clot in time.
How?
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To get from his foot
to his brain would take...
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Literally one minute. Literally.
Sorry, I think you mean figur...
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That's how long it takes blood
to cycle through the body.
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Seriously?
Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
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Well, we could ask Wikipedia.
Good luck, I've got negative one bars.
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Or we could just ask me...
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...the woman who graduated
from Harvard Med School summa cum laude.
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With a minor in Spanish bragging.
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A, that was Latin.
He knows.
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And B, we just have to laser our way
into one of these veins here.
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Flrrp... Wait, no. Zrrp.
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Blood flow will take us
into the inferior vena cava...
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...then up through the right atrium,
tricuspid valve, right ventricle...
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...pulmonic valve, pulmonary artery,
into the lungs, pulmonary veins...
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...left atrium, mitral valve, left
ventricle, aortic valve, aorta...
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...common carotid artery,
internal carotid artery...
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...then, ugh, I can find it from there.
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So if the blood flow will take us right
to the clot, what's the catch?
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The catch is that we'll be going
between three and four miles an hour.
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Big whoop.
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No? Nobody?
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Oh, shit.
If we're the size of a tiny germ...
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Yes, to us it will seem like...
Making the jump to hyperspace?
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If by "hyperspace" you're referring
to the film Star Wars...
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...and not bosonic string theory, then...
Shh!
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There's enough room in the world
for science and miracles.
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SLATER:
Okay, listen up.
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When we go into that vein,
we're gonna get hit with about 10 G's.
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Buckle up!
ARCHER: No.
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Just kidding. That's a lot of G's.
LANA: Oh!
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So suddenly you don't have a death wish?
Lana, I've never had a death wish.
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It's just that I don't believe
that I personally even can die.
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Wow.
Although I do believe in ghosts.
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Not sure if that's related or...
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Guess I better put these away
since they're tungsten and insanely sharp.
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Yeah. Should you even have those?
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I shouldn't even have yarn.
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Ah. And I should not have
volunteered for this.
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So I saw you coming on to Archer.
Look, I'm a sexual being.
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If that is shocking to you,
then so be it.
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It's not. I was just gonna tell you he's had the
clap so many times it's more like applause.
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ARCHER: What was that?
I said, ready on that laser?
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ARCHER: Duh.
SLATER: Then fire at...
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...will. Great.
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Okay, Gillette,
now just slip it in nice and easy.
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[ARCHER GROANS]
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I mean, what about "that's what she said"?
Can we at least do that?
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SKLODOWSKA:
Hush! Here we go, people!
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God, I will be glad when this is over.
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Yeah, and when it is, I think
you really should apologize to Lana.
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For what?
For being so racist about your hand.
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What? Racist?
Yeah, all that Driving Miss Daisy stuff...
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...and the Piggly Wiggly and the...
Oh, my God!
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I was mad because it's a robot hand,
not because it's black!
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SLATER:
Hang on!
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Oh. Because it seemed like...
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I gotta go tell her!
No, no, no!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Ugh. Are you crippled again?
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[GROANING]
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Yep.
Well, cheer up, buddy.
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Maybe Krieger can get
you some black bionic legs.
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Just like Jesse Owens.
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Who may or may not have been a robot.
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Although I might be thinking
of the Jetsons' maid.
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Wait, was she black?
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SLATER
What do you mean, he's crippled?
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Ugh! Differently-abled, whatever.
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No, we can just go with crippled.
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SKLODOWSKA: Then who's steering the ship?
I am!
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[ALL GROANING]
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Now's the perfect time.
Not like you haven't dreamed about it.
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Just crash the sub and kill them, Cyril.
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SKLODOWSKA: Okay, Cyril?
Mm? Yes? Over?
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We're through the heart.
We need to get to the carotid artery...
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...so on my mark, turn hard to starboard.
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And refresh my memory, starboard is...
Mark!
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Now, on my mark, hard to port. Mark!
And that's...? Aah!
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SKLODOWSKA:
Okay, this is it.
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ARCHER:
Wow, guess it does just take a minute.
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MALORY: So they're in the brain now?
Well, we're assuming they are.
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Ugh!
We have to wait...
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...for them to tell us their location.
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The sub is too small to track
with our current technology.
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Maybe the CIA should do a Kickstarter.
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Can someone please get
that child some food?
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Oh, all right, she can have...
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...one cocktail onion.
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SKLODOWSKA: Okay,
there's the blood clot. Fascinating.
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ARCHER:
Ugh! People's bodies are so gross.
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Well, some people can't help it.
What...? Not you, Pam.
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I was talking about Ray.
Seriously, you're like filet o' man.
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You know...
COMPUTER: Time to deminiaturization:
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Forty minutes.
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So, hey, if you've got this...
I've always got everything.
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Then I'm gonna go check on Ray.
Oh, tell him... No, never mind.
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No? You don't have a pun-based,
little zinger about walking or...?
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No, I'm actually kind of worried
he's gonna kill himself.
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SKLODOWSKA:
Laser turret, prepare for thrombolysis.
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Uh... Is there a knob for that or...?
It means destruction of the thrombus.
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Uh...
The thrombus is the blood clot.
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Heh, oh. Duh!
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Yes. Obviously you got this.
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You have to be sure not to let
the laser detach the thrombus...
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...from the artery wall.
The last thing we want is an embolism.
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ARCHER: No shit, that's my third biggest
fear. LANA: That's an aneurysm.
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ARCHER: Okay, fourth biggest, whatever.
Archer, focus.
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We've got less than 40 minutes
to deminiaturization.
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Oh, shit. And even less than that
until we're out of oxygen.
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Wait, what?
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O2 consumption's about
12 percent higher than it should be.
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Twelve percent? That's like an entire...
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Extra person.
MICHAEL: A person called...
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Goddamn it, Michael!
...TV's Michael Gray.
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You ruined it.
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And, also, please let me out.
No!
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What's going on? SLATER: Well,
TV's Michael Gray is on board...
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...for some reason.
LANA: What?
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Mikey Mike!
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And where are you two going?
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Up there, to gawk at TV's Michael Gray.
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We're taking these razor-sharp
tungsten knitting needles with us.
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What about Ray?
He can't come, he's crippled.
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GILLETTE:
Lana!
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And also physically. What the...?
Whoa.
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Cyril, can you see where you're going
with your head up your ass?
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That wasn't me. We're not even moving.
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SKLODOWSKA:
It's leukocytes! White blood cells!
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They must think we're bacterium.
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Well, let's see how they like having
a laser beam blasted up...
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...whichever part of the leukocyte
is the asshole.
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Uh, Alex, I think my buzzer's broken.
SLATER: Goddamn it!
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The laser capacitors are damaged.
CHERYL: Is that bad?
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What do you think?
That you'd better watch your tone.
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Whoa.
I'm so sorry!
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And I accept your apology, but, honey,
I need to go see what's going on.
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It's God's wrath!
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For letting my self-loathing
about my ever-increasing bionics...
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...make you think I'm a racist.
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Well, I don't know about God's wrath,
but... Oh, but you will, Miss Unwed Mother.
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Okay.
Ow!
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One of those leukocyte things just blobbed
all over the windshield!
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Cyril, shut up. What are we doing?
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[MICHAEL COUGHS]
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MICHAEL: Suffocating.
Oh, sorry, Mikey Mike.
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No, no, no. Don't let him...
Ta-da!
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I think sometimes you oversell it, buddy.
Great, now we can all suffocate.
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Excuse me?
We only had enough oxygen for eight crew...
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...not nine, so thanks to TV's
Michael Gray, we're low on oxygen.
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What?
Why is he here?
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Damn it, it's bad enough
we're getting devoured by leukocytes.
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What do you want me to do, transform
into Captain Marvel and save the day?
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I'd be happy if you could transform
into Jackson Bostwick.
227
00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:39,992
[ALL GASP]
228
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,285
Nice.
229
00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:47,083
Sorry. I guess I had that coming, huh?
230
00:11:47,251 --> 00:11:48,918
Will you explain that to me later?
231
00:11:49,086 --> 00:11:50,503
I was gonna ask you to.
232
00:11:50,671 --> 00:11:52,922
COMPUTER: Time to deminiaturization:
Okay, so we've got...
233
00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,799
Thirty minutes.
Thanks.
234
00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:57,051
And since the laser's all jibbered up...
235
00:11:57,219 --> 00:11:59,762
Someone will just have to go out there
in scuba gear...
236
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:05,017
...and use this portable laser to destroy the
clot and fend off the attacking leukocytes.
237
00:12:05,185 --> 00:12:09,856
And I guess that someone is me.
Us. I'm going with you.
238
00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:13,651
Oh, my God, Michael, it's over.
Stop trying to impress me.
239
00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:16,028
And also no offense, but you're tiny.
240
00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:18,030
But somebody has to watch your back.
241
00:12:18,198 --> 00:12:22,410
Well, that somebody's not gonna
be A.J.'s mother, so Slater.
242
00:12:22,578 --> 00:12:27,331
Ha, ha! No way, you're just gonna frag me.
I totally was. Okay, so Pam.
243
00:12:27,499 --> 00:12:29,458
Yay!
244
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:32,086
Well, don't rub it in
TV's Michael Gray's face.
245
00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:33,671
Sorry.
246
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:36,132
Oh, **** you.
247
00:12:40,429 --> 00:12:44,390
COMPUTER:
Time to deminiaturization: 15 minutes.
248
00:12:44,558 --> 00:12:47,810
Because who takes 15 minutes
to put on a damn wetsuit?
249
00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:51,022
Who has an entire submarine
with no damn talcum powder on board?
250
00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:54,191
SKLODOWSKA: And, Archer, remember,
do not let the leukocytes touch you.
251
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,485
They're...
Macrophages. Yeah, got it.
252
00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:57,737
What's that mean?
253
00:12:57,905 --> 00:13:01,032
It means they'll slowly turn
your entire body inside out...
254
00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:04,201
...and devour every single cell
you're made of.
255
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:07,788
Holy snacrophages.
Oh, I thought it was a type of wizard.
256
00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:09,123
[KNOCKING ON GLASS]
257
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:13,544
Hey, you guys wanna take my needles?
What? No, why would we want those?
258
00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,504
They're tungsten.
LANA: Move.
259
00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:18,549
Archer, listen to me,
I know you think you're invincible.
260
00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:20,509
Plus now I have a laser backpack.
261
00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:23,971
But you're a father now...
With a laser backpack.
262
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:27,099
Shut up. And, please, be careful.
263
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:30,061
No. Heh. To both.
264
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,604
Woo-hoo!
265
00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:34,690
Leukocytes!
266
00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:36,275
HOLLY:
Thirteen minutes to go.
267
00:13:36,443 --> 00:13:41,113
And just to reiterate, if your people fail...
We'll never work in espionage again.
268
00:13:41,281 --> 00:13:43,491
Yes, you've made that perfectly clear.
269
00:13:44,076 --> 00:13:48,704
Maybe we can all live on the prize money
she wins as a competitive eater.
270
00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:51,374
So how are they doing out there?
Ah.
271
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:54,919
About like you'd expect from Archer.
ARCHER: Whoo!
272
00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:56,379
[LAUGHING]
273
00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,714
Eat that, you stupid macrophage!
274
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:00,800
There's another one, nine o-clock!
275
00:14:00,968 --> 00:14:04,220
Oh, my God, I could do this all day.
276
00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:07,056
SLATER: Well, since we don't
have all day... Shut up.
277
00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:08,557
Coming up on 12 minutes.
278
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:11,394
Will we have enough time
to reach the extraction point?
279
00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:14,730
We should. From here via the optic nerve
should take 90 seconds...
280
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:16,899
...then another 60 to the tear duct.
281
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:20,069
So we even have time to make love.
282
00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:23,072
What?
Sex. Inside my lover's own body.
283
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,534
It would be the ultimate cuckold.
Ugh! No!
284
00:14:26,702 --> 00:14:28,411
Lady, you've got problems.
285
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:31,330
Plus TV's Michael Gray
is staring right at us.
286
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,546
Okay, that was the last one for now.
287
00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:40,840
Keep a lookout while I zrrp the clot.
288
00:14:41,008 --> 00:14:44,635
SKLODOWSKA: And, remember, you have to
make sure it doesn't break free from the...
289
00:14:46,346 --> 00:14:47,388
What was that?
290
00:14:47,556 --> 00:14:52,643
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me
thrombolyzing the shit out of that thrombus.
291
00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:54,937
Well? Are you just gonna stand there
and gloat?
292
00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:56,772
ARCHER:
Technically, Lana, I'm floating.
293
00:14:56,940 --> 00:15:00,901
It's basically the old float-and-gloat.
SLATER: Get back to the ship, you asshole!
294
00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,446
ARCHER:
Okay, but only because I choose to.
295
00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,656
PAM: Archer, look out!
What...?
296
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:10,703
And also because it seems
like the prudent course of action.
297
00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:13,873
COMPUTER:
Time to deminiaturization: 10 minutes.
298
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,876
Damn it! Okay, get ready
for the extraction.
299
00:15:17,044 --> 00:15:20,212
Get ready how? We don't know
if the sub is in his tear duct yet.
300
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,922
So go get an eyedropper.
301
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:24,759
For the next 10 minutes,
just eyedropper out his tears...
302
00:15:24,926 --> 00:15:26,385
...and move them into the hangar.
303
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:29,180
Scoop out his whole damn eyeball
if you have to.
304
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:32,850
Oh, no, no, no.
We wouldn't do that, would we?
305
00:15:33,018 --> 00:15:36,395
No, that's a meanie-bo-beanie. Yeah.
306
00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:39,148
Okay, door's closed. Hit it!
307
00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:42,359
All right, we're in. Purging air...
SKLODOWSKA: No, no, no!
308
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,278
Um... Sorry, what was that?
309
00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:49,241
The ship cannot move
while the airlock is purging.
310
00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:50,826
Oh. Uh...
311
00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:54,038
Kind of seems like a design flaw.
We could start drinking it.
312
00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:57,500
SLATER: That would save like two seconds.
Well, plus I'm pretty thirsty.
313
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,169
Pam, it's blood.
I'm pretty thirsty.
314
00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:03,297
COMPUTER:
Time to deminiaturization: eight minutes.
315
00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:07,468
Okay, Cyril. You have to be ready to go
the second that the airlock is clear.
316
00:16:07,636 --> 00:16:09,053
Clear?
Yes!
317
00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:10,346
Yes?
Ugh.
318
00:16:10,514 --> 00:16:13,265
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
319
00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:17,103
Okay, this eyedropper's full.
Here! Go! Move!
320
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:20,356
Damn it, give me another eyedropper!
COMPUTER: Time to deminiaturization:
321
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:22,358
Seven minutes.
322
00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:24,276
Six minutes.
323
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,695
Five minutes.
324
00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:28,864
Four minutes.
Aah!
325
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:32,243
Three minutes to deminiaturization.
326
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:34,537
Airlock purged.
327
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,831
What are we doing?
Go, go, go!
328
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,374
Aah!
329
00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:41,877
Eyedropper!
330
00:16:42,045 --> 00:16:45,297
Okay, Cyril, here comes the optic nerve.
Now hard to starboard.
331
00:16:45,465 --> 00:16:48,384
Hard to starboard!
Ooh!
332
00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:51,220
COMPUTER: Two minutes.
Exciting, huh?
333
00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:54,557
Yeah. Shut up!
Unh!
334
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,642
Oh, right.
335
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,103
There's the tear duct. Hard to port!
336
00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:01,730
CYRIL:
Hard to port!
337
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,233
Eyedropper!
COMPUTER: One minute.
338
00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:07,153
Holy shit, we're gonna make it.
339
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,948
Wait, are we gonna make it?
Or are we just too broken?
340
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:14,410
Ugh, Michael.
ARCHER: Seriously.
341
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:16,871
Look, look, there's a bright light!
SKLODOWSKA: Yes!
342
00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:19,874
We're approaching the eyeball!
COMPUTER: Thirty seconds.
343
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,333
Eyedropper!
344
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,586
So, yeah, we shower it up and then...
345
00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,589
...wherever the town is,
we go find a Sizzler or whatever...
346
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:30,759
...me, Lana, you, and TV's Michael Gray,
double date, and then, flrrp.
347
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:33,262
Get shitty on rib eyes and Scotch.
348
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,556
Okay.
COMPUTER: Ten seconds.
349
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:38,100
Nine, eight, seven...
350
00:17:38,268 --> 00:17:39,476
Oh, that's it.
...six...
351
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:44,690
Go, go, go! Get out of here!
...five, four, three, two, one.
352
00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:46,609
Begin deminiaturization...
353
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,277
[ALL SCREAMING]
354
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:00,164
Huh.
355
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,542
Guess we didn't make it.
356
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:07,004
But so is there a steakhouse around?
357
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:09,256
Oh, and do they have flowerpot bread?
358
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:13,802
All right, so, now, listen...
359
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:18,474
No, no, no. I will not listen
because you no longer exist in my world.
360
00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:20,351
So take this unlucky baby...
361
00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:23,938
...while I focus on the two
positive aspects of this debacle.
362
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:26,148
First, that you will no
longer be a stain...
363
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,943
...on the escutcheon
of the clandestine services and...
364
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,904
No, please. You can't blacklist us.
This is all I've ever known, it's...
365
00:18:32,072 --> 00:18:36,492
Shh! Shh. The second positive is that,
even though Dr. Kovacs is dead...
366
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:40,704
...his miniaturization process lives on
in the memory banks of the supercomputer.
367
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:42,665
[KRIEGER GRUNTING]
368
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,971
Whoo! Shrinky-Dink that!
369
00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:58,722
Krieger out.
370
00:19:00,892 --> 00:19:02,101
Which...
371
00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:06,355
...Dr. Kovacs conceived
and built the magnum opus...
372
00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:10,276
...of what was surely the greatest mind
of his generation.
373
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:16,407
And so you work your whole life
for something, for a cause...
374
00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:18,867
...and in the end
what do you have to show for it?
375
00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:24,915
No parade, no statue, no medal of freedom,
no songs of heroic deeds.
376
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,835
Just an ulcer and you, dear.
377
00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:31,672
Who I honestly think just gave me a hernia.
378
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:34,925
[HORN HONKING]
379
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:45,144
Well, if you fed her, like you said
you did, why is she still hungry?
380
00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:48,230
Who knows with her? A tapeworm?
381
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:52,109
And after that disaster,
you'd all better get used to being hungry.
382
00:19:52,277 --> 00:19:55,738
At least until I can find a way
to get us back in with the CIA.
383
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:57,906
Why bother?
Excuse me?
384
00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:01,076
Well, look, I can't speak for Archer...
And yet...
385
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:05,122
But I don't want to risk my life on shady
missions for those assholes at the CIA.
386
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,750
I have a child to raise.
So do I.
387
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,336
Well, not...
And besides, they obviously set us up.
388
00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:12,629
They want us to fail.
Why would they...?
389
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:17,092
Why would you wanna work for
those Ivy League white-shoe DC pricks?
390
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,887
ALL: Yeah.
That's not who we are.
391
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:23,098
We're the outsiders,
the scrappy underdogs.
392
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:24,725
Yeah.
Yes, we are.
393
00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:28,437
We're Delta House, The Dirty Dozen,
the Rebel Alliance.
394
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:31,231
The Commitments.
Yeah!
395
00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:33,609
We're the Bad News Fricking Bears...
396
00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:38,489
...and our Lupus is an openly gay cyborg
dying of sepsis in a wheelbarrow.
397
00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:40,616
[ALL CHEERING]
398
00:20:41,659 --> 00:20:43,160
KRIEGER:
He's actually dying though.
399
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:48,457
So why would you want to go back
to being the CIA's... Sorry, but, bitch?
400
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:52,086
Because, you pea-wit,
what are we going to do for money?
401
00:20:52,253 --> 00:20:53,962
Well...
402
00:20:54,631 --> 00:20:57,341
...I actually have some thoughts on that.
403
00:20:57,391 --> 00:21:01,941
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