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MAN: Before we begin, I want to make
one thing perfectly clear to all of you.
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The information you're about to hear
is top secret.
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Unauthorized publication or "leaking" of this
information would be an act of high treason...
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...for which you would be tried and convicted
by a secret military tribunal and executed.
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So no, Miss Poovey, I don't think
a selfie would be appropriate.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Okay, I'm not. Jesus.
Why is she even in this briefing?
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She's not allowed to go on missions.
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Because she always stows away somehow,
as do Figgis and Dr. Krieger...
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...and Julia Gluey-Dreyfus over there...
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...so this time they're going on the
mission, so we can contain them.
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Well, unless the mission is a softball game
against Gary's Olde Town Tavern...
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No, it's...
In which case I nominate Ray Pitcher.
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You know what...?
Not because it's black.
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You know what...?
Lana, he's the one ashamed...
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...of his hand's heritage, not me.
I'm not ashamed.
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[SOBBING]
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[WHISPERS]
Psst. Ray, call... Call... Call me.
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Ooh, a little "handingo" action.
HOLLY: Ahem.
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Time is a bit of a factor here, so as much as I'd
like to spend the day murdering all of you...
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...I'm afraid we need to press on.
To wit, this is Dr. Zoltan Kovacs.
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Last night in Paris, someone...
We suspect the Russians.
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Attempted to abduct him.
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A high-speed chase ended in a crash...
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...which left him in a coma
with a blood clot in his brain.
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Which matters because...?
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Because since defecting to the West
20 years ago...
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...Dr. Kovacs has been developing a top-secret
process for molecular miniaturization.
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Aren't they already pretty small?
It doesn't miniaturize molecules.
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The process can miniaturize anything
down to sub-microscopic size.
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Robotics, computers, video cameras,
vehicles, even human beings.
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But...
KRIEGER: You maniacs!
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You stole it! You stole my idea!
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[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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I've been working on miniaturization
for years, damn you, years!
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Krieger, those were Shrinky Dinks.
It's the same principle!
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It is absolutely not the same principle.
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Well, then I've wasted my life.
And all of my good markers.
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But how does it work, this process?
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You'll be given a cursory explanation
at the CIA laboratory in New Mexico.
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Why? Well, I assume they
needed a large building...
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...in a remote location
with plenty of parking.
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And real estate is cheaper out in the desert.
No, not why is the lab in New Mexico.
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Why are you gonna tell us
how this super-top-secret shrink ray works?
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Because in less than 14 hours,
you're all going to be miniaturized...
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...down to the size of bacteria
and injected into Dr. Kovacs.
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LANA: Wait, what?
CYRIL: Is that possible?
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What if we don't consent to be
Dr. Shrinkered?
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Well, there's a carrot and a stick here.
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The carrot being a one-time payment
of $1 million each.
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[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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And the stick?
The stick is, this is your last chance.
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You people have bungled every assignment
the CIA has given you...
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...so if you refuse or fail this mission...
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...I will personally ensure that none
of you ever works in espionage again.
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CHERYL: I'm just an assistant.
CYRIL: No likey.
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Well, it's normally the other way around, but
this time I think I definitely prefer the carrot.
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Not dick, Pam, stick.
Carrot and stick.
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Yeah, I know.
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HOLLY:
Okay, people, listen up.
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We've got an enormous amount of information to
cover and a very short time in which to do it...
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...so your undivided attention is of the
utmost... Mr. Figgis, may I help you?
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Uh, yeah, is there any reason why you
can't just do regular brain surgery...
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...without a shrink ray?
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Yes, there is.
And, Mr. Archer, may I help you?
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[BUZZES]
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Yeah, why the hell would this guy
have an oil can in his...?
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Elbow grease.
Wow. It's "pun" for the whole family.
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GILLETTE:
That's racist!
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You know what I don't have time for?
Mm, shopping for clothes?
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Your particular brand of bullshit.
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I was trying to familiarize myself
with the human body, Slater.
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Yeah? You know what this is?
Your best gal?
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You son of a...
Slater! We do not have time for this.
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After this is over, you and me.
Boop.
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[SLATER GROWLS]
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Why do you constantly antagonize him?
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I... Oh, my God. Cyril, are you jealous?
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No, I'm...
I'm gonna make it up to you, buddy.
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Please don't.
HOLLY: Archer.
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If you're done trying to win votes
for class clown...
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More like "Most Handsome."
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I was voted "Best Milker."
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Me too.
ALL: Ew!
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Please direct your attention
to Dr. Kovacs' assistant...
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[MISPRONOUNCES]
...Dr. Sklodowska.
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It's Sklodowska.
I'm sorry. What'd I say?
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I don't know. Something else.
Welcome, all of you...
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...and thank you for volunteering
for this mission.
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Albeit under threat of death.
Due to boredom.
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Come on, let's get shrunked up already!
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First, we need to cover some basics.
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Now, as you may or may not know,
Dr. Kovacs and I are lovers.
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If that is shocking to you, so be it.
CYRIL: That's not shocking at all.
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This is Dr. Kovacs' brain, home to the
greatest mind in the history of mankind...
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...if not the universe.
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This is the blood clot that threatens
to destroy that brain.
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But we will destroy the
clot with the Nereus.
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Dibs on captain. Dibs on driving!
You have dibs on neither.
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Mr. Gillette, who is a licensed pilot,
will be piloting the Nereus.
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So I'm good enough to drive y'all around?
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Great. Maybe on the way,
we can stop off down the Piggly Wiggly.
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When this is over, I think you and I
should have a nice, long talk.
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I'm sorry. Am I forgetting my place?
Little bit.
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After being miniaturized,
the Nereus and its crew will...
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Yes, Mr. Archer? Yeah, I think I
should at least be co-captain.
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I've had astronaut training.
So what? So did I.
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So did most of us.
Yeah, but you sucked at it.
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You kept puking your guts out
on the, uh... Don't say it.
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The vomit comet.
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[LANA RETCHES]
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But I kicked total ass in zero gravity,
so I think I should be in charge.
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What the hell are you talking about?
I know how to do it, be weightless.
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So?
So when we're floating around...
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...in this Kovacs guy, in the submarine...
Have you ever seen a submarine movie?
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Oh, my God, Operation Petticoat,
Das Boot, The Enemy Below...
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...Run Silent, Run Deep,
uh, Gray Lady Down...
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Ooh, Yellow Sub...
Yellow Submarine, yes!
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Wow. There's so many submarine movies.
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And, in any of them, was anyone onboard
any submarine weightless?
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[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Yeah, plus that time we were all on a
submarine and were not weightless?
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Oh, right. But this time we're
gonna be tiny. SKLODOWSKA: Ahem.
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After being miniaturized, the Nereus,
with the mission team onboard...
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...will be injected into Dr. Kovacs here,
as close to the blood clot as possible.
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This is because
we only have exactly 60 minutes...
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...before the process wears off
and we revert to normal size.
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Sixty minutes exactly?
Yes, I feel like I was very clear on that.
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Our progress will be tracked in real time
on a 3-D map of the human body...
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Ta-da!
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Oh, my God, Slim Goodbody.
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No! No, this is absolutely not
that trademark character.
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This is...
Michael? Oh, my God.
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Just a unitard with the systems
of the human body on it.
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On a guy.
On a guy named TV's Michael Gray.
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What?
CHERYL: Earballs! Jesus!
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I see I have some fans in the audience.
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Ha. Are you kidding?
Are you?
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Lana, it's TV's Michael Gray.
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Billy Batson, from The Shazam/lsis Hour?
Well, and The Brian Keith Show.
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Obviously and The Brian Keith Show.
Who is Brian Keith?
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Now you're just trying to piss me off.
So, what's up? What have you been doing?
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As you see, my good sir...
Uh, CIA puppet shows?
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Acting, you philistine.
Michael, what are you doing here?
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I...
How did he even get on the base?
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He said he knew you.
You let an unauthorized civilian...
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...onto a CIA black site
just because he said he knew me?
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Well, plus, he is TV's Michael Gray.
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[SKLODOWSKA SIGHS]
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And as you may or may not know,
TV's Michael Gray and I were lovers.
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If that is shocking to you, so be it.
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CYRIL: No.
PAM: I get it.
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I think maybe you're confusing the word
"shocking" with the word...
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This! This is shocking!
No, that's just gross.
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Which is also the word I think you're
looking for with your old-man fetish.
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Come on, they're not so...
That one doesn't even have skin!
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Okay, if everyone will follow me
into the miniaturization chamber...
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...we will now begin boarding the Nereus.
Whoa, wait. Already?
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Yeah. Shouldn't we learn a little more
about the mission parameters?
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You absolutely should.
But we're behind schedule, thanks to...
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TV's Michael Gray.
ARCHER: Whoo!
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And...
Scene. Yes, we get it, Michael.
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Scene! No, you ruined it.
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WOMAN [OVER PA]:
Miniaturization will begin in 60 minutes.
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SLATER:
Okay, people, you heard the lady.
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Here are your mission assignments.
Archer...
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ARCHER: Captain!
No, you're not.
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Gillette is the pilot, and Cyril is the
co-pilot. ARCHER: Well, we'll see about that.
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Go see about that.
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Okay, Pam and Crazy Glue, your job
is to stay out of everybody's way...
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...so maybe go do that in the rear.
Pfft. What, like, butt sex?
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Of the ship.
Well, let's keep an open mind.
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And a closed mouth. How about that?
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PAM: Mmm...
Just go.
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Okay, Lana, you think you can help
Dr. Sklodowska with the navigation?
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Well, I did get an A in college biology.
Oh, wow, great.
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So when we're traversing the occipital
lobe, you'll know what to do...
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...if the ship is in imminent danger
of phagocytosis...
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...by polymorphonuclear leukocytes?
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It actually might've been an A-minus.
Ugh.
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Okay, maybe just help Archer
with the laser, if he ever gets...
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ARCHER: Ow!
...out here.
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You two head up to the laser turret
and get acquainted with that bad boy.
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[IMITATES LASERS FIRING]
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ARCHER:
Jesus H. Christ, Ray!
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Speaking of "H," do you see me in a sort of
Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy type role, or...?
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Meaning?
Irascible onboard medical officer.
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Mm, yeah, I wouldn't say "onboard."
Oh, man!
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So not only am I not going to Tiny Town,
now I have to execute a guy?
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What are you talking about?
This big, meaty bastard.
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What are we doing, lethal injection?
Are you...? This is Dr. Kovacs.
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This is? Are you sure?
Yes.
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Because even a first-year phrenology
student could see that this man...
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...is a cold-blooded murderer.
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Phrenology?
Who are you, George Combe?
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Pfft. Man, I wish.
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Because now I probably have nerve damage.
Uh, I've decided to let Ray drive.
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With his racist robot monster hand!
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[GILLETTE SOBS]
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Hand, legs, feet. I am a monster!
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Oh, now, come on. You're not a monster,
you're just different.
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Come on, it could be a lot worse.
How?
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I guess the hand... Or the tissue covering
the bionic part, it would be, I guess.
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Could've come from a serial killer.
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And then one day soon, maybe you're shaving,
and you find out it has a mind of its own.
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It's a force of pure evil, and it starts
dragging you out into the city at night.
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Just cats at first, but once the
hand gets a taste for killing...
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...it's only a matter of time before you're
out there strangling male prostitutes...
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...then posing them in grotesque
and horrific parodies of Mentos ads.
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You know, The Freshmaker.
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In which case, I guess try to remember
I was always kind to you.
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Not always.
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[CYRIL CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Uh...
WOMAN [OVER PA]: Miniaturization...
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...will begin in 30 minutes.
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And besides, I don't think Ray's hand
is the one that's racist.
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Shock. Nothing.
What?
218
00:12:07,132 --> 00:12:10,677
Ugh. So listen...
ARCHER: I can't, I'm swiveling.
219
00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:14,472
LANA: Yes, you can, Archer. I need to
talk to you about something important.
220
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,183
Lana, what's more important
than blasting imaginary womp rats...
221
00:12:17,351 --> 00:12:21,938
...in my imaginary T-16 back home?
Uh, your infant daughter.
222
00:12:22,106 --> 00:12:24,148
Oh, right. Sorry. What's up?
223
00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:27,861
Well, A, this mission feels fairly
dangerous and totally half-cocked.
224
00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:30,738
That's normally cock aplenty.
Shut up.
225
00:12:30,906 --> 00:12:33,575
And what if Kovacs dies
and the CIA disavows us...
226
00:12:33,742 --> 00:12:37,203
...and we're blacklisted from intelligence
work? I'd have more free time?
227
00:12:37,371 --> 00:12:41,833
So your entire career, your entire
personal identity as a spy, gone.
228
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:45,128
Maybe I finally learn to fly fish.
That's great, Archer.
229
00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:48,715
What if we die?
I'd have a lot more free time?
230
00:12:48,883 --> 00:12:51,593
Well, if we do die, I
just want to reiterate...
231
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,471
...that my parents are gonna be A.J.'s
legal guardians, not Malory.
232
00:12:55,806 --> 00:12:59,475
Okay, A, you've made that hurtfully clear
about a jillion times.
233
00:12:59,643 --> 00:13:02,896
B, Ava Jean could do a lot worse
for a guardian.
234
00:13:03,898 --> 00:13:05,148
Really?
235
00:13:05,691 --> 00:13:07,650
Ba.
MAN: Jesus Christ.
236
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,737
I'm sorry. I didn't see the child.
Hm?
237
00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:13,656
Oh, she's fine. She's used to it.
Really?
238
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:18,703
"Then the mama bear said,
'Well, somebody's been eating my porridge.'
239
00:13:18,871 --> 00:13:22,373
And then the baby bear said..."
MALORY: Are you out of your goddamn mind?
240
00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:25,668
What?
What? I just had the drapes cleaned!
241
00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:28,504
"And then papa bear said,
'Yeah? You just keep it up...
242
00:13:28,672 --> 00:13:31,174
...because this town is crawling
with Goldilockses...
243
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:33,760
...with hot, young bodies
and daddy issues."'
244
00:13:33,928 --> 00:13:34,969
[A.J. BABBLES]
245
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:39,307
Exactly. Like what's-her-face at work.
Ha-ha. Debbie, yeah.
246
00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:40,516
[A.J. BABBLES]
247
00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:44,479
And as far as I'm concerned, the sooner
she learns about cigarettes, the better.
248
00:13:44,647 --> 00:13:49,400
This little pudge-pop's going to need all the
help she can get in the battle of the bulge.
249
00:13:49,568 --> 00:13:50,610
[A.J. BABBLES]
250
00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:55,698
ARCHER: And, C, even if, God forbid,
something happens to you, I'm gonna be fine.
251
00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:59,494
So if, say, there's a malfunction
with the shrink ray and the ship...
252
00:13:59,662 --> 00:14:03,373
...and everything in it gets vaporized?
I'd just jump out at the last second.
253
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:07,001
While every single atom and molecule
in your body is being destroyed?
254
00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:12,465
Uh, no. I already jumped out. It's this
new thing called cat-like reflexes.
255
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:15,718
So can you seriously not even grasp
the concept of your own mortality?
256
00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:18,596
Lana, nobody can.
Really?
257
00:14:18,764 --> 00:14:20,890
Except maybe bears.
Ugh.
258
00:14:21,058 --> 00:14:23,726
So will you do everyone a favor
and relax for once?
259
00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:25,144
Nothing bad's gonna...
260
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,479
[EXPLOSION]
261
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:31,234
Sorry, gang. My bad. That was on me.
262
00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:34,821
Hey, somebody roll that guy around.
He's smoldering.
263
00:14:34,989 --> 00:14:36,155
WOMAN [OVER PA]:
Miniaturization in...
264
00:14:36,323 --> 00:14:38,074
You were saying?
I don't know.
265
00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:42,578
...10 minutes.
Probably something about Paris.
266
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:50,086
WOMAN [OVER PA]:
Miniaturization in five minutes.
267
00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:51,629
SKLODOWSKA:
Roger that, Mission Control.
268
00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:55,341
Navigation systems are online.
We are ready for miniaturization process.
269
00:14:55,509 --> 00:14:56,759
SLATER [OVER COMM]:
Copy that, Navigation.
270
00:14:56,927 --> 00:15:00,054
Bridge is online and we are ready
for miniaturization process, over.
271
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Said your dick.
272
00:15:01,473 --> 00:15:05,601
SLATER: That would mean it's too big, dummy,
and so it's ready to be made smaller.
273
00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:06,811
Damn it.
274
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:09,439
Turret, are you ready
to begin miniaturization? Over.
275
00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:12,442
Yes, if... Lana, you good?
276
00:15:12,609 --> 00:15:13,651
[EXHALES]
277
00:15:13,819 --> 00:15:16,446
Yes.
We'll be fine, all right?
278
00:15:16,613 --> 00:15:21,200
A.J. will be fine.
Just remember what we talked about.
279
00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:25,663
You already forgot.
Bears. Turret ready.
280
00:15:25,831 --> 00:15:28,166
Roger that, stupid.
You guys ready to make history?
281
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:32,378
I'm ready to make a million dollars. Close
enough. Okay, let's light this candle.
282
00:15:32,546 --> 00:15:34,881
What are you doing?
283
00:15:35,049 --> 00:15:37,884
He said light the candle.
Not an ear candle!
284
00:15:38,052 --> 00:15:41,679
Well, you won't bleed him, you won't
cup him, you won't divine his humors.
285
00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:46,059
For all you charlatans know, this poor man
is both phlegmatic and bilious.
286
00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:48,394
Get out.
Gladly!
287
00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:53,441
So, hey, do I need to
swipe a keycard or...?
288
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:55,026
Oh!
289
00:15:55,194 --> 00:15:57,779
Paging Dr. Dickwads.
290
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:02,909
WOMAN [OVER PA]:
All clear.
291
00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:06,412
Commence initialization sequence.
All clear.
292
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:13,628
Mission control, this is Nereus.
We are ready for miniaturization, over.
293
00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:18,424
Speak for yourself! Holy shrink-snacks!
Yeah, this is kind of terrifying.
294
00:16:18,592 --> 00:16:20,676
Why are you messing around
with this crazy shrink ray?
295
00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:25,973
It's not like you need a million bucks.
Are you kidding? It's not about the money.
296
00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:29,936
Pam, we are going on a voyage
of medical discovery unparalleled...
297
00:16:30,104 --> 00:16:34,315
...in not only the history of mankind,
but also perhaps its future.
298
00:16:34,483 --> 00:16:38,236
Hippocrates, Galen, Percival, Sharpe.
299
00:16:38,403 --> 00:16:41,197
For thousands of years, physicians
have dreamed of having the power...
300
00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:44,450
...to see what we've been given
the chance to...
301
00:16:44,618 --> 00:16:48,329
...through this truly awe-inspiring process of
miniaturization, which I think you'll agree...
302
00:16:48,497 --> 00:16:51,874
...is the very embodiment
of Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law...
303
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:56,963
...which states that any sufficiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable from magic...
304
00:16:57,131 --> 00:17:00,716
...or, if you like, a miracle.
305
00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:02,552
I...
Plus I'm going to use the money...
306
00:17:02,719 --> 00:17:06,097
...to buy an orphanage and
then bulldoze it. Why?
307
00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:08,683
Shits and grins and screams.
308
00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:11,477
Wah! Porridge. Wah!
309
00:17:11,645 --> 00:17:13,521
Aah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
310
00:17:13,897 --> 00:17:15,398
Well, maybe she'll die.
311
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:19,152
WOMAN [OVER PA]: Commence
miniaturization in 10, nine, eight...
312
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,695
[LANA BREATHING HEAVILY]
313
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:23,656
Lana? Lana, calm down.
...seven, six...
314
00:17:23,824 --> 00:17:26,492
...five, four...
You're making me really hard.
315
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:28,828
...three, two, one.
Goddamn, dude.
316
00:17:30,289 --> 00:17:32,623
[SCREAMING]
317
00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:40,214
[LAUGHING]
318
00:17:41,258 --> 00:17:42,842
Wait, what happened?
319
00:17:46,388 --> 00:17:49,140
It... It's gone.
Hang on.
320
00:17:51,727 --> 00:17:55,771
Mission Control to Nereus, over. SLATER
[OVER COMM]: This is Nereus, Control.
321
00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:56,939
[ALL CHEERING]
322
00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:59,150
How wonderful.
Miniaturization complete, over.
323
00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:00,359
ARCHER [OVER COMM]:
Whoo!
324
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:01,694
Oh, my God.
325
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:03,029
[THUDDING]
326
00:18:04,323 --> 00:18:05,531
[LANA SIGHS]
327
00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:09,368
Time. Okay, people, we have one hour
to save Dr. Kovacs.
328
00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:13,581
And then hopefully a lifetime to
be with him. Once he leaves Hilda.
329
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,877
SLATER [OVER COMM]: Control, I think we're
ready to start transport and injection, over.
330
00:18:18,045 --> 00:18:20,129
HOLLY [OVER COMM]:
Roger that, Nereus.
331
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:24,884
So, uh, should we be steering or...?
Shh.
332
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:28,888
Okay. Now the submarine
is in a saline solution in the syringe...
333
00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:33,267
...which the robot will now gently
transport into the surgical theater...
334
00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:35,436
...where it will prepare
to inject the solution...
335
00:18:35,604 --> 00:18:39,523
...into the cerebrospinal fluid
at the base of Dr. Kovacs' skull.
336
00:18:40,484 --> 00:18:44,278
We're not weightless!
Why not?
337
00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:50,409
And since we only have, eh, 59 minutes-ish
until the Nereus reverts to normal size...
338
00:18:50,869 --> 00:18:55,164
...it is crucial that the injection be
as close to the blood clot as humanly...
339
00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:57,416
...well, robotically possible, I guess.
340
00:18:57,584 --> 00:19:00,753
We're looking good down here, Control.
All lined up on the injection site.
341
00:19:00,921 --> 00:19:02,838
Roger that. Nereus, are you ready?
342
00:19:03,006 --> 00:19:04,215
[THUDDING OVER COMM]
343
00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:07,093
LANA [OVER COMM]:
Aargh! Yes! Let's get this over with!
344
00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:09,929
HOLLY:
You are go for injection, doctor.
345
00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:15,268
DOCTOR [OVER COMM]:
Preparing to inject.
346
00:19:15,435 --> 00:19:16,686
[PEOPLE SCREAMING OVER COMM]
347
00:19:16,853 --> 00:19:20,189
So should there be screaming?
Shh.
348
00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:22,275
Control, we're hearing some screaming?
349
00:19:22,859 --> 00:19:25,861
Which, um... What's the story on that?
350
00:19:26,029 --> 00:19:30,741
What in the name of sweet jiminy Christ
do you think you're doing?
351
00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:32,576
Standing up for myself!
352
00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:37,206
Because maybe I didn't go to some
fancy-pantsy Ivy League med school...
353
00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:41,210
...and maybe I didn't go to some other med
school, even the one down in Grenada...
354
00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:46,382
...which was my fallback, but whatever. That
doesn't give you the right to bully me.
355
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,467
I have had it!
356
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:54,223
Oh, and by the way,
if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler...
357
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:57,893
...wouldn't I look like
Adolf goddamn Hitler?
358
00:19:58,061 --> 00:20:00,104
Huh. I never thought about that.
Doctor?
359
00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:02,023
What?
HOLLY: Not you.
360
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:05,359
Doctor, please tell me the Nereus
was injected into Kovacs.
361
00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:08,696
It was.
Whew. Okay. So we're still okay.
362
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:10,573
I'm sorry.
I should've finished that thought.
363
00:20:10,741 --> 00:20:14,535
It was injected into Dr. Kovacs,
but not at the injection site.
364
00:20:14,703 --> 00:20:18,164
What? Well then, where is it?
His foot.
365
00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:20,958
Wow. Now I feel like Dr. Dickwads.
366
00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:24,128
Krieger, shut up!
And, you, get them out of there.
367
00:20:24,296 --> 00:20:26,797
Ah, we can't. They're way too small.
368
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,425
They'll have to make it to his tear duct
like we planned.
369
00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:32,678
Is there enough time to make it
to the clot, laser it and escape?
370
00:20:32,846 --> 00:20:35,973
I mean, it'll be close, but maybe.
Damn it!
371
00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:37,433
[HOLLY SIGHS]
372
00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:39,935
So do we tell them?
373
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:41,854
Well, they'll find out soon enough.
374
00:20:42,314 --> 00:20:46,484
And in the meantime, I'm sure
Sterling has everything well in hand.
375
00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:49,362
[THUDDING OVER COMM]
376
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,530
ARCHER [OVER COMM]:
Goddamn it.
377
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:56,130
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