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What do you
think you're doing?
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My job, Lana.
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And what part of your job,
exactly, is groping my ass?
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The part that
calls for spycraft.
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C'mon, we're posing as newlyweds--
Yeah, posing.
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-- and I am
drunk on nuptial bliss.
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You're drunk
on champagne.
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Little column
A, little column B.
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Mrvit!
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Fine, but when you take my hand off
your lately almost overly ample butt --
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Odd choice
of dying words...
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I don't just question
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your commitment to the mission, Lana, I
question your commitment to America.
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Instead of feeling me up in the lobby --
Wait til we're in the
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room, got it.
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-- what say we
focus on the mission:
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catching the North Koreans who are
in New York to buy enriched uranium.
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Can't we do both?
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Can't you shut up?
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Can't you put a
price tag on freedom?
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I mean you can't put a
price tag on freedom.
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Always never forget that.
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Here's your key for the
honeymoon suite, congratties, and if I
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could just get a credit card for the
room and any incidentals, we'll be --
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Broke, Jesus, the
room's that much?!
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Is there a problem?
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Not if we're
buying it as a condo.
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I may have something a bit
more in your price range... basement okay?
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No it's not, because as
love-besotted newlyweds we want the
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honeymoon suite.
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And price range is...rangeless.
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Archer...?!
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Shhh, a few minutes more, darling,
and you can have your way with me.
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- Ugh, I wish...
- I know. Soon.
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Alrighty, and
we are just all set.
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Enjoy your stay.
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Enjoy your stay...?
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Oh, right, sorry!
Enjoy your stay --
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No no no -
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Mr. and Mrs. Archer!
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Ughhh, it's like my heart's
being gripped by the icy fingers of
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some terrifying Ghost
of Honeymoon Future.
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Lana.
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Lana!
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Lana!!
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C'mon, if you don't answer I'm gonna
scream as loud as I possibly --
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What?!
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I'm sorry, I meant "Mrs.
Archer."
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I heard you.
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I apologize, madame, but --
For what, Dunkirk? Or
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that effeminate yet somehow
condescending tone?
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- Damn, I'm sure my card was in here...
- Malory,
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please, allow me...
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No no no, I'm --
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Embarrassing
yourself, dear.
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Thank you, Trudy.
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Oh man, this
must be killing you!
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What, the salmonella
dripping all over my desk?
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It's lamb,
ding-dong, not salmon.
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I --
I'm talking about Mr. Archer and Lana!
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In a deluxe honeymoon suite!
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Oh for -- Pam,
they're on a mission!
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Ary position! By now, since I bet
they already did all the good ones...
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Rrgh! Pam, they're --
Ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh
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ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh
ungh. Want some?
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I --
Psych!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, first of
all, just shut up.
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And second, I trust
Lana completely.
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Especially with
regard to Archer.
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She'd rather have sex with...
you.
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Why, what'd she say?!
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And third, Lana's pretty satisfied
in the old romance department.
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- And the old accounting department...
- What's that?
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What's that?
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Well good thing you
work at a spy agency!
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Miss... Spy On People!
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What, I only
watched for a second!
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You need medication, Pam!
Pills!
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Big pills, like they
use at the zoo!
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But we have to go now, the
vet comes back from lunch in twenty
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minutes!
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Let's go, bitches!
Tiger tranqs!
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We are not.
Breaking into the zoo.
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To steal tiger tranquilizers.
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Cyril,
they have all kinds.
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And I have to direct-deposit
the annual bonuses, so if you two
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could go be crazy and
horrible elsewhere...?
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Like the Tuntmore Towers Hotel,
where Lana's shacked up with Mr.
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- Archer...
- Wait, what?!
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Yeah, we can see if he's into all
that freaky gender-reversal stuff.
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That -- wait, what?!
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Cyril. I watched for
more than a second.
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I -- you --
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Yeah, let's go down there!
I own that dump,
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we can get a suite and totally
spy on Mr. Archer and --
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Lana! Okay,
I'm going with you.
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Yeah whatever,
but on the way we're --
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Not swingin by the zoo.
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Laaaaame.
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What's lame, Archer?
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The fact that we're up against at
least four highly-trained North Korean
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agents? Or the fact they've all got--
Peppercorns, Lana.
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Well, I was gonna say Tokarevs and
Shpagin-41 submachine guns, but yeah,
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let's go with peppercorns.
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Thank you!
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Because without peppercorns,
it's not steak au poivre.
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It can't be.
By like, definition.
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Archer, we're supposed to
be stopping the North Koreans
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from buying part of a nuclear bomb, not
ordering every single item on the
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room service menu --
Just the dinner menu.
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-- pounding two three-
hundred dollar bottles of
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Glengoolie Frickin Blue --
Two? I ordered three...
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-- then passing out
on the bed totally naked,
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for a -- what'd you call it?
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Power blackout.
And you're welcome.
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Yeah thanks, the memory
of your bare ass will bring
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me comfort and warmth during
the coming nuclear winter.
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Relax, it's North Korea. The
nationstate equivalent of the short-bus.
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Nice.
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What's nice is this hot tub. Which
get in, before you blow our cover,
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any more than you already have, by
not performing your wifely duties.
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Excuse me?
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You said my card was used at the
Tuntmore Towers Hotel? This morning?
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Hm? Oh yes, I remember now. Yes,
yes, it's all fine, mmmmmkaybyebye.
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I am literally
going to kill him.
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Well, figurative --
Literally! I'll lure him to my condo
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in Miami, drug his steak au poivre,
drive him out to the Everglades,
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slather him with rancid chicken fat,
and then toss him to the gators!
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- Pretty specific for a hypothetical...
- Oh, he is going to pay
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for this.
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Literally.
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Cyril? Cyril.
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Ugh, fine! Then I'll do it!
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Are they doin it?!
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Are they bangin?!
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No, Pam, they
are not "bangin."
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Well these ribs
sure as hell are.
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Oh my God, right?
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We should take some
to the tigers!
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And miss
these two doin it?
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- Oh my God, right...
- Will you hags stop it?! Look,
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there's nothing going
on over there!
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Unless she's
screaming at him to get it up.
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She's not --
That's what she was screamin at you.
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Okay, so I watched
the whole thing.
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Ugh, were you
raised in a barn?!
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No. I just slept
out there a lot.
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Sooo, you got an ETA on when
you might possibly be ready to help?
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- Hard to say, really...
- Chi's taking her sweet time here.
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Not criticizing,
thorough is good.
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Look, just gimme ten -- Twenty minutes, and --
Archer? I don't know how
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long the North Koreans will be out of
their room, so while you ladies discuss
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the pros and cons of a clear coat --
You say that like there are cons.
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I'll go be thorough at my job and
plant the Geiger counter, so we know
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if and when the
uranium shows up.
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Do you even know
if that thing works?
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Well, Pigley Three, that would
certainly explain the glowing...
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And probably a few other things.
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Grunt.
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Why do you let
him push your buttons?
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Why not push his buttons? Because
he has no buttons. He's buttonless.
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The only way to make him as crazy as he
makes you, is to... ha, ha, ha, haaaa.
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Seriously...
Who are you, Van Cliburn?
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Knock off the tickling
and work that shit.
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Yeah, right?
A baby could -- unghh!
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I'm sorry, Miss Tunt!
Did that hurt?
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- Yesss...
- Cyril, they bangin yet?
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Wh-? No! Actually, Archer's alone...
Lana's either in the bathroom or...
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Oh my God! What --
The hell is this bullshit?!
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What?! You say
you want clear coat!
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Yeah, why not?
I mean it's not like
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it hasn't crossed your mind, and
you're not getting any younger, so --
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Lanaaa!
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Jesus, what?!
Is it the Koreans?!
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Only if they're who
screwed me out of my bonus!
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Which would be weird!
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Your bonus?!
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If you could
even call it that!
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What's yours, is it shitty?! Go
online and check your bank account!
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Now. When I'm suction
cupped on a window,
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thirty stories above the ground.
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Yeah, you
should have five bars.
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Okay so, it's gonna sound
like I'm hanging up? But --
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Lana. Lana!
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Holy shit, I think
she's gone rogue!
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But whoa, don't pack up. My toes
aren't gonna do themselves.
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And even if you're not
necessarily doing it for the right
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reasons, he's --
ARCHER Hey! Hey!
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Phone, gimme!
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Did you seriously climb all the way
up here just to see what my bonus is?
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No, I sarcastically climbed all
the way up here to see what your bonus
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is! He said, sarcastically!
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Phone!
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Okay, Jesus! Keep
your voice... Whoa.
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Sucks, right? I mean that's not
even -- remotely fair! What the
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shit?!
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Apparently we're in a crazy
parallel universe, where bonuses are
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based on merit instead of whether or
not you crawled out of your -- mother!
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Lanaaa!
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Archerrrrr!
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I'm comiiiiing!
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Phrasingboom!
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Lanaaaa!
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Aaaaaaaaagh! Wh-?!
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Woooohoohoohooooo!
Ungh!
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- Oh my God... Archer... that was...
- A ninety-dollar
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manicure, I know.
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And I couldn't care less, but Chi...
Lana, she worked really hard on it.
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Oh man, they gotta
bump uglies now!
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They -- wait, what?!
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Cyril, a near-death experience
is like, the ultimate aphrodisiac!
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Penultimate. The
ultimate's doing it on top
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of a tranqed up tiger.
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- So listen...
- No you listen, and then shut up --
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You shut up, I was on the verge of --
Dying.
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Making a --
Stain on the sidewalk.
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Decision! So --
So since we're keeping
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score for bonus purposes, Lana!
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In addition to saving your
life a gazillion times --
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Since I started working at ISIS, I've
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been shot, stabbed, set on fire,
poisoned, shot, sexually assaulted,
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partially chewed, shot, and declared legally dead!
Twice on the same day!
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You said "shot"
like three times.
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That's just by you!
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Total it's more like... holy shit, nineteen!
And now you get your bonus and mine?!
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Archer, I didn't --
Do anything to deserve it! Exactly!
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And again, excuse me?
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There is
no excuse for you.
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Alrighty. Think
I made my decision.
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And it is final.
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Because I
borrowed your credit card?!
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You didn't
borrow it, you stole it!
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Little column A, little column --
Be advised! That until
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- I say otherwise, Mister Stickyfingers...
- Seriously, does this
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never dry?
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Lana is
now agent-in-command!
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Wait, what?
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00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,815
Yeah hang on,
you're breaking up?
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So, my first command, as
agent-IN-command, she said commandingly, is --
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Get in
my big ol vagina!
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I'm Lana!
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00:11:54,062 --> 00:11:55,528
Okay, you know what?
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I am outta here!
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00:11:56,831 --> 00:12:00,300
Oh my God, okay, you're abandoning
the mission to go home and pout?!
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00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:04,004
I'm not going home, I'm going
down there to kick some Kim Jong Ass!
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00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:06,406
Wh-? No! We're
doing surveillance!
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00:12:06,407 --> 00:12:09,876
Yeah, which is apparently French
for just sitting around on your ass!
249
00:12:09,877 --> 00:12:15,682
Yeah, which is why it's
surprising that you're so shitty at it!
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00:12:15,683 --> 00:12:18,085
Wh-? No no no Archer don't --
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Suck so hard! Rrrgh!
252
00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,223
Okay, c'mon,
we're outta here.
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00:12:23,224 --> 00:12:24,257
What're you, nuts?
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00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:26,492
Oh my God
there's nuts in this?!
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00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:29,262
Ugh, you're
allergic to penicillin.
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00:12:29,263 --> 00:12:31,294
Oh right.
Aaand...
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00:12:31,298 --> 00:12:33,396
There's no
penicillin in this --
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00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,033
Good,
cause I'm allergic.
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00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:38,338
-- because why the hell would there
be penicillin in chocolate mousse?
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God, gross!
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00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:41,407
There's moose in this?!
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Not that kind of moose.
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00:12:42,744 --> 00:12:46,012
- Elk then, whatever, ugh...
- Look, you two stay if
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you want, I'm leaving. There's
no point spying on Lana,
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because I trust her completely.
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And also because
they're not even in there anymore?
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Little column
A, little column B.
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00:12:56,523 --> 00:12:58,925
You are not
jeopardizing this mission!
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00:12:58,926 --> 00:13:01,061
No yeah, that's
exactly what I'm doing.
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Because your ego
needs its own zip code!
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I meant I won't allow you!
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Allow me?!
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- I mean please, allow me...
- ISIS!
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Unghh!
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00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:25,952
Wow, that's
gotta hurt, huh?
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Archer...
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00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:28,852
No, obviously it hurts
getting Tom Dempsey'd in
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- the tits like that...
- Archer.
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00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:32,492
But I meant watching
me save your ass for the
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gazillion and one-th time.
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Archer!
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She's in command.
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00:13:44,352 --> 00:13:47,227
Oh okay, so I guess
you think this is my fault.
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00:13:48,723 --> 00:13:50,179
You guess?
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00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:52,008
Well I'm not
a mindreader, Lana!
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Silence!
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00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:55,475
We deal with you soon enough!
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00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:59,079
And by deal with, obviously, he means --
Shoot.
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00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:03,583
I mean, I assume. And negativity
is infectious, by the way. You're the
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00:14:03,584 --> 00:14:07,420
agent-in-command, Lana, you should
be focused on keeping my morale --
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00:14:07,421 --> 00:14:11,758
Hi, excuse me? Could you go ahead
and shoot one or both of us now?
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00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:14,995
Also a good leader
is never sarcastic.
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00:14:14,996 --> 00:14:17,597
Oh, we don't shoot you!
After mission
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00:14:17,598 --> 00:14:22,903
finish, we take you back to glorious
Democratic People's Republic of Korea!
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00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,837
Oh, then do go
ahead and shoot us.
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00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:25,505
Archer!
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00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:27,340
What Lana, it's
none of those things!
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00:14:27,341 --> 00:14:31,577
Not democratic, not a republic, and
definitely not glorious! Jesus,
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00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:36,216
- watch Frontline once in your life...
- This ISIS camera, yes?
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00:14:36,217 --> 00:14:39,319
- Uh...
- Yes! And as all North Koreans know,
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00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,188
cameras steal your soul, so --
It is your
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00:14:42,189 --> 00:14:43,290
Indians who think that!
303
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:46,459
Wow, okay, so since
we're being racist...!
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00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,561
Cyril!
Don't leave, it's on!
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00:14:48,562 --> 00:14:50,030
What do you...?
On as in how on?!
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00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:51,731
On as in on on.
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00:14:51,732 --> 00:14:55,201
On as in
"hot Asian group sex" on...
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00:14:55,202 --> 00:14:57,137
- Thricely redundant...
- Give me those!
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00:14:57,738 --> 00:15:00,040
Oh my God! We've
gotta do something!
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00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,776
It's rosemary-mint.
311
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,046
Why? Why
did you say that?
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00:15:06,047 --> 00:15:07,814
To lure them closer.
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00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:08,815
Well it worked.
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00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:12,452
- Yeah, they really hate the Japanese...
- You better have a plan.
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00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,055
Me? Lana, you're
agent-in-command.
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00:15:15,056 --> 00:15:15,721
Archer?
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00:15:15,722 --> 00:15:18,091
No, I just don't wanna
step on your -- Toes!
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00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:19,159
Gaagh!
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00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,661
Nailed it boom!
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00:15:21,662 --> 00:15:22,295
How did you...?
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00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:31,204
ARCHER; Do you have any idea how many
times I've had to get out of handcuffs?!
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00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:34,841
Lana!
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00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:37,777
Whew! Well, thank God you've
been arrested so many times.
324
00:15:37,778 --> 00:15:39,479
Arrested?
325
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,616
I -- look, whatever, thanks,
that was actually pretty impressive.
326
00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:46,353
Well not really, I thought
this was the door to the hallway.
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00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:47,485
Sooo...
328
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:51,253
Do you think there's thirty
stories' worth of towels in here?
329
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:58,698
C'mon Figgis, Lana's in trouble,
so you just gotta man up and... ooh!
330
00:15:58,699 --> 00:16:02,102
Aw, man... am I missing
all the hot Asian group action?
331
00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:04,837
No, nobody's doing anything...
Well, Lana's destroying the
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00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,872
toilet.
333
00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:10,110
- Join the club...
- That's what you get for eating elk.
334
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:14,347
Uh, couple things...
One, we've got about thirty seconds
335
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:18,485
before the door is matchsticks. Two,
you're never gonna break that win --
336
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:23,723
What was that? I couldn't hear
you over the sound of your wrongness.
337
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:27,394
It's okay, I'll skip ahead
to three, which is now what, idiot?!
338
00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:30,196
Because I left my jetpack
in my other pants!
339
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,966
I -- we can signal to somebody or--
Like who, a blimp captain?!
340
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:37,470
No, like -- holy
shit, is that Cheryl?
341
00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:40,073
What the hell's she doin--
Suppressing fire
342
00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:42,409
Extinguisher!!
343
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,411
Is that --
Cyril?!
344
00:16:44,412 --> 00:16:45,478
Lanaaaaaaaaa!
345
00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:46,579
I'm coming, Cyril!
346
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,181
Lana wait!
347
00:16:48,182 --> 00:16:52,752
Bet that's the first time
you ever said that. Right?
348
00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:54,521
Okay, now we can go.
349
00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:55,488
Ya know...?
350
00:16:55,489 --> 00:16:56,022
Go!
351
00:16:56,023 --> 00:16:57,590
Rrrgh!
352
00:16:57,591 --> 00:17:00,693
What the --
Cyril!
353
00:17:00,694 --> 00:17:02,328
Smoke fiiiiight!
354
00:17:02,329 --> 00:17:05,831
Woohoohoohooooo!
355
00:17:05,832 --> 00:17:08,568
Ugh, no
way, that is so unfair!
356
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,869
What,
are they bangin?!
357
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:13,173
They will be...
Raves make everybody horny.
358
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:19,512
And that! Is for ruining!
My fake honeymoon!
359
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:21,247
Ungh! Oof!
Archer wait, it's me!
360
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,048
I know!
361
00:17:22,049 --> 00:17:28,020
Oof! And this
is for the Pueblo!
362
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:29,755
Cyril, hit the deck!
363
00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,991
Wait, why just Cyri--
Get some you sons of
364
00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:34,860
bitches. Get some!
365
00:17:34,861 --> 00:17:38,298
- Aw man, I totally missed it...
- Oh my God, the toilet?!
366
00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:42,202
No! Jesus.
Although it is clogged.
367
00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:46,206
- Wow, Lana, that was...
- Right? Totally passive-aggressive.
368
00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:48,441
No, that was
active-aggressive!
369
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,775
Because you ruined the mission!
370
00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:51,144
Yeah, you jerk.
371
00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:52,912
And why the
hell are you here?!
372
00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:54,880
Uh, police scanner?!
373
00:17:54,881 --> 00:17:55,915
Cyril.
374
00:17:55,916 --> 00:18:00,052
Well, ya know, I mean you two,
all alone in the honeymoon suite...
375
00:18:00,053 --> 00:18:01,053
Oh my God.
376
00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:05,725
Well you can forget about the huge
decision I made, that you know nothing
377
00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:09,129
about, because I
just unmade it.
378
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:13,233
I -- What was
that all about?
379
00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:17,170
- Ohh, wouldn't you like to know...
- Do you?
380
00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:19,105
No.
381
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:21,007
Malory,
you cannot be serious!
382
00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:25,678
I know, I'm sorry, it's because
I use humor as a coping mechanism.
383
00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:28,148
I meant --
And so, while I think it's hilarious
384
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,984
that your bonuses will now be used to
pay this ridiculous hotel bill...
385
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:36,689
Which somebody could make go away
with a snap of her bony fingers!
386
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:37,857
Ugh!
387
00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:42,695
I told you, I have to answer
to my board of directors!
388
00:18:42,696 --> 00:18:44,464
I don't, at all.
389
00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:46,032
Do you even
know what that is?
390
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,700
I don't, at all.
391
00:18:47,701 --> 00:18:50,002
I just can't seem to
find the humor in what should
392
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:53,105
have been a simple mission
turning into a total farce!
393
00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:57,143
It wasn't --
Lana. It was by definition a farce.
394
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:59,412
Capped off by the fact
that no one thought to stick
395
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,037
around and catch the madman
396
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,910
selling the uranium!
397
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:04,806
Lana was in command.
398
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,223
Yes, was.
399
00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:09,636
Lucky for the madman.
400
00:19:10,226 --> 00:19:12,172
Whoever he was...
401
00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:17,832
Aww, maaaan...
402
00:19:18,263 --> 00:19:21,158
Well there goes my master plan!
403
00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:25,550
Yeah, get in there, eat 'em up.
404
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,591
God knows you earned it.
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00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:41,075
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