All language subtitles for The.Avengers.S05E09.The.Correct.Way.To.Kill

Good evening, old chap.
- You're late.

We agreed ten thirty.

Indeed we are late old chap.
I do wish to extend my most abject apologies.

Never mind that.
Is this the man?

This is he, yes.

He tells me
you have information to sell.

Important information.

What's the matter with him?

Is he dumb or something?

No, he's British.

Naturally he couldn't dream
of discussing business with you,

until you'd been
formally introduced.

Mr. Groski may I present Algernon Wynche,
Mr. Boris Groski.

How do you do?

You British,
you'll be the death of me.

Yes, exactly.

Indubitably.

Boris Groski.
- You knew him?

We crossed swords
quite a lot of times.

You mean he's not one of ours?

No.
He's one of theirs.

One of their top agents.

That makes a change.

Yes, but it's embarrassing.

If he had been naughty,
they might have had the good manners...

to have popped him off
in his own country.

Leaves us with
all the paperwork.

Apart from that it's unethical.

It's just not cricket.

Let's hope they
don't do it again.

Stanislaus Arkadi.
- Another one of them?

In charge of counter espionage
for the eastern seaboard.

Do you think
they're having a purge?

Well, if they are,
I wish they'd...

do it in their own country?
You said that.

It's unethical,
just not cricket.

You said that too.

We need a drink.

That you haven't said.

Two eastern agents popped off
in 24 hours, it's not like them.

Well, perhaps they're just
going through an awkward phase.

Awkward phase or not,
I don't approve of it.

But at least it
diminishes the opposition.

That's our job, taking it on
themselves is breaking all the rules.

Shh, keep talking.
- Oh...

As I said before, it's a far, far
better thing I do, than I've ever done before...

as the boys stood on the burning deck said,
to be or not to be, that is the question...

he doesn't know
what he was talking about...

Steed.
- rolling sto... Hello!

Good bye.

One, two, three.

Now you're here,
why don't you stay for a drink?

You know him?

Ivan Peppitoperoff,
he's one of them,

second in command
of their counter counter espionage.

That's right, isn't it Ivan,
or have they upgraded you?

I'm going to kill you.

Why on earth
should you want to do that?

I thought we were
the best of enemies.

You known why
because of Groski.

Groski.
- Groski!

And Arkadi.

And Arkadi.
- And Arkadi!

You didn't think
you'd get away with this, did you?

Get away with what?
- See, I think that he thinks...

That I did it,
that I killed Groski.

And Arkadi.

Mrs. Peel will vouch for it,
I haven't killed anyone all week.

Well if not you
then who did?

We thought your lot did.

Murder two
of our own men?

We are getting
our wires crossed.

Or double-crossed.

My dear chap,

you'd better
take me to your leader.

But Colonel, it is impossible to
infiltrate the Horse Guards in this country.

Our men don't have the
necessary connections, and besides...

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, no, no,
I have no wish to be recalled.

Yes,
of course I know my duty.

Very well,
the Horse Guards will be infiltrated.

Perhaps with a horse.

Steed!
Steed, my dear fellow.

Hello Nutski.

What a delightful surprise.
What a pleasure to see you again.

I told you to kill him.

He had nothing
to do with Groski's death.

Nor Arkadi.

He has convinced me.

You didn't?
Then perhaps one of your colleagues.

I would have known.

But this is impossible.

Oh, I'm not doubting
your word, my dear fellow,

but if you didn't
and we didn't, then who...

A third party,
someone opposed to both of us.

For what purpose?

Self interest, steal secrets,
sell to the highest bidder.

It makes sense, Nutski.

A third party.

Why this is
scandalous, infamous.

What are we going to do?

Steed suggests
we call a truce.

Someone's trying to
drive a wedge between us,

so we combine forces,
you and I.

Combine forces?
- Yes.

Work together, you and I?

Headquarters would
never hear of it.

They already have.

I called them
on the way here.

You went over my head?

I considered the situation urgent.
Anyway they're all for it.

So it's pax!
For the moment.

For the moment.

Well...

this calls for a drink.

You won't say no,
huh Steed?

I won't say no.

This reminds me
of the old days.

When I was
young and gay.

You remember Vienna?
- Ah, Vienna.

The exploding tunny fish.

The poisoned toothpick.

And that big fellow, the Swede,
tremendous sense of humour.

The day that he stepped into the lift.
- And you removed the bottom.

He laughed all the way down,
thirteen floors.

Tremendous sense of humour.
- Oh, what a splendid chap.

I carry a scar
from his bullet still.

Where did he get you?

In the Dardanelles.

Zamir.
- Zamir!

Well now,

who are you
going to send us?

Eh?

Well, it was your idea,
combine our resources.

Now, I suggest
that we send someone along to assist you,

and you send
someone along to assist Ivan.

A hostage?

An act of faith.

You can provide someone, hm?

Yes, I can provide someone.

And you?

Bravo! Bravo!

You're quite right, Ivan,
she is perfect for the job, perfect.

Your name, my dear?

Olga Savonovitch
Negretiskinka Volowski,

comrade Nutski.

Relax, my dear.
- Thank you comrade Nutski.

Let us dispense with
the formality, please.

My friends call me Nutty.

We have a
little task for you.

A chance to serve
the glorious motherland?

Better and better,
you're quite right, my dear.

I am ready. I will fight
to the last man, figuratively speaking.

Excellent, excellent.

What do you want me to do?

Well, there is this
Englishman by the name of Steed.

You want me to kill him?

You hear that?

Kill him?

And they say that today there is no
moral fibre among the younger generation.

No dear,
it will not be necessary to kill Steed.

Not yet, anyway.

You will work with him.
- With him?

You mean... fraternize?

Infiltrate would be more apt.
Gain his confidence.

And then kill him.

I don't understand.

Two of our countrymen
have been murdered.

We must find the killers.

Before they strike again.

Of course
it's a serious business.

To be treated seriously.

And we will.

Murder number three?

Name of Zoric.
- One of theirs?

One of yours.

After all,
you're one of them now.

How I envy you
working cheek by jowl with Ivan.

I can assure you my cheek is
going to be nowhere near his jowl.

That'll be them.

May I introduce, Olga...

Savonovitch
Negretiskinka Volowski.

John Steed.
- Comrade Steed.

How do you do?

It is as I expected: opulent,
luxurious, expensive, and thoroughly decadent.

Well, Steed, we have
kept our part of the bargain.

Oh, yes!
You haven't met Mrs. Peel.

She is your choice?
- I am my choice.

Couldn't keep her away from it.

It will be a pleasure
working with you, Mrs. Peel.

It will be a change.

Well, then shall we...
- Oh, one minute...

information concerning the dead man,
I have to start somewhere.

Groski had only been
24 hours in the country,

and during that time he
made only one call at this address,

I suggest you try there first.
Goodbye Steed.

Dasvidaniya tovarishch.

Tovarishch.

Oh, may I call you Olga?

Comrade Volowski.

Informality breeds undiscipline.

You are absolutely right.
Will you have a drink?

Hard liquor
softens the brain tissues.

Oh, well I don't think a
cigarette will soften the brain tissues.

We should understand
one another, comrade.

When I heard of this assignment,
my first impulse was to kill you.

Oh, dear.

But the glorious motherland
says I am to work with you.

And Mother's always right.

We are wasting the time.
Now we should start work immediately.

I am ready.

What is this place?

I don't know.

It was one of the several addresses
Groski called at the day he died.

One of several, but you told Steed...

I like to keep
something in reserve.

I thought we had a truce.

We do...
but a little cheating is expected.

On both sides.

Where else did
Groski go that day?

Here, the address I gave Steed,
a place in Chelsea.

Right, who's first?
- The lady was first.

Good afternoon Miss um...
- Mrs., Mrs. Peel.

Oh, Mrs. Peel,
Hubert Merryweather, at your service.

Well, Mrs. Peel...
- What can we do for you?

What seems to be the trouble?

Trouble?

Ah, trouble.

It's the same as Groski's.

Groski?
- Hm, he recommended that I came to you.

He said you did
miracles for him.

I don't recall a patient of that name.
Do you, Mr. Merryweather?

Ah, no, no,
I can't say I do.

Perhaps if we
just checked up on her.

We might discover
something to our advantage.

We might find
her Achilles heel.

Just take your
shoes off, please.

And lie down Mrs. Peel.

Just lie here, Mrs. Peel.

We'll soon find
what's troubling you.

A bothersome bunion, a cruel corn?
Your feet are now in my hands, Mrs. Peel.

My feet?
- Well naturally.

Why else would you
consult a chiropodist?

Allow me, old boy.

Thank you.

So sorry.

Your feet are in
excellent condition, Mrs. Peel.

There was really
no need to consult me.

It's a great comfort
to hear you say that.

How much do I owe you?
There's no charge for consultation.

I see.
Well, thank you.

I must have made a mistake then,
about Groski coming here.

That's right, Mrs. Peel,
you made a mistake.

I have a shrewd
suspicion that... Ivan?

Ivan?

Number 10,
this is the place.

J. Nathan Winters.
What do we do now?

Groski paid a visit here, right?
- Right.

So we interrogate
Mr. Winters, right?

Right.

Wrong.
With subtlety comrade.

At all costs.

Terribly sorry, I...

Terribly sorry, I...

I didn't see you come in.

Just testing the new Mark 4.

A good, snappy umbrella,
nice shaft.

Tempered steel

Chinese proof silk
stretched over an all metal frame.

Easy action.

Light on the
shoulder when up.

Alternatively,
nice, jaunty swagger when down.

And all subjected to
my final rigorous test:

a force nine downpour.

Each and every one of these umbrellas
has been rained on from a great height.

Winters.
J. Nathan Winters.

Can I help you?

Tell us all you know about...
- umbrellas.

I'm thinking of
changing my style.

All I know
about umbrellas?

That would take
some time, sir, years even.

Perhaps I could begin by
examining the existing model.

Well sir,
I may be losing business by it, but...

I don't think you're
going to better this model.

Absolutely reliable.
Nice balance...

Loose fit.

What I'm really
interested in, is the handle.

Ah...

Ah, ha.

Ah.

Ah.

No, I don't think so.
I'd like the same as Mr. Groski.

Groski?
- Please to check your records.

Check my...

Yes, that's it,
check my records.

Check my records.
I'll go check my records.

Now what?

You search that side,
I'll search the other.

Very subtle.

H. Merryweather, chiropodist.

How goes it, comrade?

I'm enmeshed
in wet weather gear.

I told you,
we should have used my method.

We could have made him talk.

Comrade?

Comrade?

Right, I checked my records thoroughly
and I can't find find any trace of Groski.

At all,
what a shame.

Ah, excuse me sir.

Good afternoon, gentlemen,
would you come this way.

It's all waiting for you,
down the end there, around the corner.

Treat it gently, won't you?

I suppose I couldn't
interest you in the Mark 5?

Well, I don't think so.

It does have
a crocodile handle.

And it is utterly reliable.

And they come in two models.

Oh.
- Town, and town and country.

I'll take a dozen.

A dozen?
- Assorted handles.

Hope it keeps wet for you.

Bye.

We've got to
follow that packing case.

Why?
- Because Ivan's body's inside it.

What do you
mean you lost Ivan?

I did not lose him,
he walked out on me.

My men are hand picked
and dedicated, Mrs. Peel.

They do not walk out.

I suspect foul play,
or some treachery from Steed.

What about your treachery?

You didn't tell me
about the chiropodist, remember?

A mere detail.

Well, whatever else, I can
assure you Steed will keep his word.

Touching loyalty.

Plain common sense,
Steed will keep his part of the bargain.

In that case, you will have
no hesitation in keeping yours.

You will remain
here until Ivan is found.

I have your word?

You have my word.

I will go and
make a few inquiries.

You're sure that you won't...
- You have my word.

And I trust you.

Trust everyone,
but before he deals, cut the cards.

An old saying
from an old country.

But a little
cheating is expected.

All right, gentlemen,
get assembled, if you please.

Make two lines, gentlemen,
two umbrella lengths apart.

Now come along,
gentlemen, look lively.

Are we ready then?
Good.

Well, today gentlemen we
will see what we know about...

the hailing of the taxicab.

Now,

our first task is to see that we stand out
from the hurley burley of the beamers.

So, presence!

Presence, gentlemen.

Are we all comfortable?

Good.

Then we are ready
to hail our taxicab.

Now first the eye must
seek out its objective.

Then fix,
fix our taxicab with a steady eye.

Judge its speed of approach.

Assess competitors nearby.

And one, two, three, hail!

With me, gentlemen.
One, two, three, hail!

One, two, three, hail!

Get your shoulders back, Mr. Jones.

Mr. Watkins.

We are waggling, Mr. Watkins.

We are waggling
when we should be thrusting.

We've had to talk to you
about our waggling before.

Up, man, up!
That's better, much better.

Mr. Jones, carry on
with the next exercise.

Good afternoon, sir, madam.

Tarquin Ponsonby-Frythe,
at your service.

How do you do?
John Steed.

May I introduce Comrade...
Miss Volowski .

Superb,
utterly superb, sir.

Your manners, the way you doffed
your bowler, the pure economy of movement.

The sheer elegance of stance.

Oh, forgive me sir.
Allow me to welcome you to S.N.O.B..

And you too, madam.
- S.N.O.B.?

What is S.N.O.B.?

A training centre, madam.

It is, if you will forgive the pun,
a breeding ground for young gentlemen.

And where do they breed?

As you can see,
we change mere man into gentleman.

We endeavour to endow them
with some of those qualities which...

some of us were lucky
enough to be born with.

Eh, Mr. Steed?
- Oh, do you have much success?

I try, and if I only partially succeed,
I feel I've made some small contribution.

Half an oaf
is better than low bred, eh?

Yes, indeed, sir, very witty.

But now, sir, what brings you here?
Obviously you have no need of my services.

I'm trying to trace a friend.

Is he a pupil here?
- In somewhere as bourgeois as this?

It is eminently possible.

In that case his name will be
on the records, in the office, sir, this way.

Madam.

After you, Comrade.

Subtlety.

And now, sir,
the name of your friend?

Groski.

Gro...

Oh, I...
I certainly don't have to look that up.

You know him?

Oh, definitely not.
There's no-one of that name on our list.

But you haven't checked.

I don't have to.
I'm familiar with all my pupils, Mr. Steed.

Groski.
I should certainly remember a name like that.

Certainly.
- No, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't help you.

Oh dear, what a pity.

Oops!

I am most extremely sorry.
That was very clumsy of me.

Quite a collection.

I believe in starting
my young gentlemen off right.

And as you know, Mr. Steed,
a young gentleman is naked without his umbrella.

A fine selection.

I'm very sorry for
taking up so much of your time.

Oh, it's my pleasure, sir.
Do pop in again some time.

Doubtless Comrade
and I will sometime.

Goodbye.

You're quite sure you
know what to do, Olga, my dear?

Go along with Steed
until he is dispensable.

And then dispense with him.

And what about
me and Mrs. Peel?

See she doesn't learn too much;
keep her occupied.

But give her the runaround.

But Mrs. Peel!

Just giving you
the runaround, comrade.

You promised!

You didn't even begin to
keep your side of the bargain.

There's a saying in my country:

If you want to feel safe,
keep your combinations to yourself.

First there is Ivan's body,
then no body.

This subtle approach, ha!

If we had used my method,
forged on, leaving no stone unturned,

overlooking not a single clue,
overlooking nothing.

Oh....
- Overlook something?

The crate, the one we followed,
the one with Ivan's body.

It was addressed to S.N.O.B., no?

Yes.

Well, the one I looked into
had a different address on it.

What address?

H. Merryweather, chiropodist.

Now, what would a chiropodist
want with a case full of umbrellas?

Oh...

Large tweezers, please.

Thank you.

Right-o.
That's the lot, I think.

Shouldn't you check them all,
Mr. Merryweather?

Oh, there's no need for that.

I can guarantee they all transmit
and receive for up to 100 miles.

And anyway, I'm tired.

Halt.

Down.

Oh, goodness sake,
I've just finished one batch.

Look, enough's enough.
I've had it.

And yet had it is quite a little problem.
Nothing to do with instrument installation at all.

More a matter of disposal.

See what I mean.

No.

My dear fellow,
our splendid boss says yes.

Yes, we've been carting poor
Ivan around from place to place all day.

Now, he's yours.
- Back to square one.

The scene of the crime,
Mr. Merryweather.

The place we popped
him off in the first place.

I don't want to get involved.

Look, I agreed to help
you with the equipment.

Nothing like this.

I'm afraid that
we beg to differ.

Percy's fearfully right,
you know.

Hilda.

It's that man Steed and the girl.
They were in the training centre today.

The back way.
If we can get out...

You utterly sure
of your facts, Hilda?

Quite sure.

You know what to do, old boy.

Of course he knows.

All you have to do is ask a few
subtle questions, and wait for a reaction.

Subtle questions?

Next.

Oh, it's the young lady.

We were in the middle of a foxtrot,
she turned to make a four point...

This way, please.

Over here, please.

To put it bluntly,
I was told to come here by a friend.

Will you take
your shoes off, please?

This friend's name was Groski.

Comrade Groski.

How very interesting.

Here you go.

No, I couldn't bring myself to...
- It's your job.

There's no room in this
organization for weaklings.

Hello, comrade.

Where's Nutski?

I've handed in my notice;
the other side was cheating.

Nutski had no intention
of seriously honouring the truce.

I'm not surprised;
I never thought he would.

Apart from that,
Ivan's disappeared.

Ivan's dead.

And Olga,
from the Volga?

In there,
having her pedicure.

Somebody's put a spoke in.
- And where is Olga?

That's a good question.

It'll do you no good
to struggle, Miss Velowski.

We've secured you
with old school ties.

And the bonds of the old school tie
are well nigh impossible to break.

Did you call the boss?
- Yes, we're to move her.

Again?
- It was dangerous enough bringing her here.

Those are his orders.

We'd better get some help.

Don't you think you'd
better crate her up first?

This place is all
washed up, anyway.

We shan't be
using it any more.

I sent her in alone,
if anything's happened to her, I'll...

Steed, she was a
very experienced agent.

And she was perfectly
prepared to kill you if necessary.

That's a matter for conjecture.

The point is here we are sitting
quite safely, poor Olga and Ivan...

And it looks as
though we backed down.

Did you get
anything out of Ivan?

Well, he talked
a lot about Groski.

I think Groski was here
on a very special assignment.

Yeah, he was probably after
the same man we are, the third party.

Did he tell you anything else?

Something about
an address in Chelsea.

Chelsea,
that's where S.N.O.B. is.

S.N.O.B.?

The finishing school for
young gentlemen, of course.

They did it to Ivan,
they'll do it to Olga.

Do what to Olga?

Pop her into
an umbrella crate.

Furled or unfurled?

Go to Nutski, tell him to be at
S.N.O.B. headquarters within the hour.

Are you sure
you can trust him?

No, but I need to use him.

Here's the address.
- See you there.

Keep a stiff
upper lip, comrade.

This way, gentlemen.

Treat it gently; remember we are
dealing with a member of the weaker sex.

All together now.

Lift.

Forward.

One.

Two.

Draw!

Very good, gentlemen.
Return!

And at ease, gentlemen.

We will now master the
short, sharp stab in the back.

Now, grasping the
umbrella a little lower down.

And keep...

Take that into
my office, gentlemen.

As I was saying,
grasping the umbrella a little lower down,

and keeping a close
eye on our adversary,

we creep nearer.

Creep, creep, creep.

How do you feel?

Like someone who has
been tied up and dumped in a box.

Whoops.

Oh, they've taken my fur coat.

Oh.

What is it?

It's my old school tie.

Oh, well.

How did you get in here?

Well, I hate to tell you.
- The subtle approach.

Not bad for a
decadent capitalist, eh?

The feet, like before.

The next part
will be most interesting.

En garde!

Advance!

Lunge!

No, no, no, Mr. Wilson, we're not
prodding a balloon, we're killing the enemy!

Now, once again.

En garde,
advance, lunge!

En garde, lunge!

Kill!

How do you subtle
your way past that?

What is holding us up?

I cannot make a move without
express orders from headquarters.

My hands are tied.

But Steed is at
S.N.O.B., he needs help.

I know, my heart
bleeds for him, bleeds for him.

But I cannot
move without orders.

Well, I can;
I'll see you there.

And hurry!

Come along now, gentlemen,
please, speed it up, we haven't all day.

Come along now,
get in line, hurry up please.

Nutski's not going
to turn up, is he?

He has been
delayed by your ally.

We'd better
get out of here.

We will fight to the death.

I sincerely hope not.

Right, now, gentlemen, we are
ready to proceed to more serious things.

Deadly combat, eh?

With unguarded blades.

As soon as they get started,
I'll head for the light switches.

That's more like it,
we will have action.

Favourite action!

Now you make straight for the door,
keep going whatever happens, don't stop for me.

But...
- Don't stop for me!

That's an order.
Think of the glorious motherland, or something.

And now, gentlemen,
it is your turn.

First of all, to put us
in the right frame of mind,

let us return to our
enemy identification boards.

Right, gentlemen, gather
around me and pay attention.

Won't be long, now.

Now, we must always remember
the motto of our organization.

Seek, hate, kill!

Seek, hate, kill!

Seek, hate, kill!

Seek, hate, ki...
- But I say...

That chap's here.
He went into the office.

Ready?
- Yes.

Now, when you hear
the clash of their blades, you...

You will be in great danger.

Some.

In that case,
I should like you to know,

that despite your peculiar methods,
I've come to admire you, a little.

Thank you very much, comrade.

Something wrong?

Oh, good evening.

I'm so sorry,
I'm forgetting my manners.

Oh, splendid, sir, splendid.

You note, gentlemen, the correct
way of doing everything, even in defeat.

Allow me, madam comrade.

Beautifully done.

All right, gentlemen,
I can handle the situation now.

We mustn't allow this little
intrusion to interfere with our studies.

Come along, gentlemen,
take up your places.

Form two ranks...

Now, please,
do make yourselves comfortable.

That's extraordinarily
good of you.

Now, form two ranks this time.

Choose your enemy.

There, stand up straight, Wilkins.

Now grasp your blades firmly,
and quite still.

Come on, quickly, quickly,
jump to it! We haven't got all day.

Quite so!
Straighten your back, Wilson.

Now, are we ready?

Gentlemen, order!

March!

And salute.

One, two, three...

And masks.

En garde.

Where's Hilda?

Hilda?

Well, why don't they kill us?

What are they waiting for?

For the boss to arrive.

Ah, you really are
very astute, Mr. Steed.

Oh, no,
just an educated guess.

Surely there is
something subtle you can do.

I've giving it a certain
amount of subtle thought.

Run, comrade!

Get rid of the people;
we don't want witnesses.

Right, sir.

Oh, comrade.

En garde.

Right side,
extend your arm, lunge.

Percival. Algernon.
- Sir!

You may dismiss
the class for today.

All right, class dismissed.

I'm sorry for the delay, sir, but
they'll all be gone in about five minutes.

Excellent, excellent.

Traitor!
Bourgeios betrayer!

Relax, my dear.

Well, Steed, what do
you think of my little set up?

A highly trained force,
and they get better every day.

Trained, as you so aptly put it,
to steal secrets, sell to the highest bidder.

Ingenious.
- Ah, but this is only the beginning.

Soon I will have a trained force
in every capital city of the world.

And then a third
world power will emerge.

We will grow in strength,
we will grind our enemies under our heel,

until there is one world power:
the state of Nutskiville.

My initiative surprises you?

Not at all, I guessed it.
- Huh?

Groski was sent over
here to investigate you.

You always were
a cunning old fox.

But, why did
you send for me?

I needed confirmation,
you provided it.

But Mrs. Peel said...

Where is she, anyhow?

Sir?

Mrs. Peel, the other woman.

There was no
other woman, sir.

But she's here
somewhere; go find her!

Divide and conquer!

Touch�.
- Steed!

Duck!

Well thrown, comrade.
Thank you.

You must have some Slavic blood.

No, British through and through.

But you won't hold
that against her, will you?

I think this calls for a celebration drink.

Hard liquor
softens the brain tissues.

Vodka, from the
glorious motherland.

Lead on, comrade.

Good morning, Mrs. Peel.

Good morning, Steed.

Present from Olga, like it?

Very cosy.
- And practical too.

She says it keeps the
brain at an even temperature.

And an even
brain is a cool brain.

And what did you give her?

A reassessment of the
decadent English male. Coffee?

I think lemon tea
would be more appropriate.

I've been embraced to the
bosom of the glorious motherland.

Figuratively speaking.

Do you mean 36, 24, 36,
or a more sort of cultural exchange?

Olga is a very charming girl,
once you get to know her.

Poised, witty, feminine,
thoroughly dependable, terribly efficient.

Did you know not only is she an
accomplished brick layer,

but she can recite every
party manifesto since 1922.

And she did?

Of course, twice.

I can see she filled
a big gap in your education.

Did you know 25% of the electrical
engineers in her country are women?

75% of the garbage
disposal workers are women.

5% of the male athletes are
drawn from the armed services.

I should have guessed.

The evening was
heavily instructive.

But lacking...
- a certain bourgeois, capitalistic decadent touch.

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