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This programme contains very strong
language
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Jock says that when it comes to
women, you can't show any weakness
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and whatever the fuck you do,
never, ever apologise.
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How many times do
I have to say I'm sorry?
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Ya don't have to say it at all,
it would suit me better if ya just
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fucked off and didn't speak to me
ever again. It was an accident!
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Ya punched my father in the face?!
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What if de next time ya
"accidentally" punch me in de face?
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I couldn't punch ya in the face.
Yer too tall.
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Jock also says women usually mean
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the exact opposite of what they say.
Like...
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Would ya fuck off
and leave me alone?!
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Ya don't shift someone
and pretend it meant nothin'.
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I shift every fella dat way,
whether I like 'em or not.
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But it felt so meanin'ful.
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Dat's just how I do it.
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I can't help it if fellas, like you,
act mental after it.
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I think I've a plan.
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Remember de last time ya had a plan?
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No-one lives here, it's perfect for
storin' shit until we sell it.
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Ah, yer a genius, boy!
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DOG BARKS
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Get out ma gaff,
ya little fuckin' pricks!
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I'm pretty sure dis plan will work.
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Let's just talk it true,
what is it?
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Nah, if we talk it true
we might decide
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it's a shit plan and not do it.
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Conor! Shit.
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Ya both want us to fuck off
and stop annoyin' you, right?
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Yes.
Finally, it's gettin' through.
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No problem.
What de fuck?
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On one condition...
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We get one day to try
and change yer mind.
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One whole day without ya
running away from us.
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The four of us together.
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Fuck dat. Tink about it.
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It's only one day dat ya have
to tolerate us,
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or else we'll annoy de livin' shit
out of ya for the rest of de year.
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Give us a second.
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Dis is a brutal idea.
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One day isn't enough to break dem.
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Come on, yer de one dat's good at
maths, work it out.
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We get a whole day.
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If we add up all de five minutes
dat we're getting at the moment
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dat's like a year's
worth of time all compressed.
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Oh, I didn't tink about it like that
actually.
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When?
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Tomorrow.
We'll take a doss day.
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Haven't you used up
all your sick days?
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One more and ya might have to
repeat de Junior Cert.
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Fuck de Junior Cert,
yer more important.
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SHE MOUTHS
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What about yer da?
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We'll get 'round him.
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After tomorrow, ya can't talk to us,
ya can't even look at us.
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As ya wish, my love.
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And stop with dat love shit.
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As ya wish.
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9am - at de back school gates?
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If I'm ever a parent, der'll be none
of dis negativity all de time...
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Whatever my kid wants to do,
I'm goin' to be supportive.
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Not a chance in hell are you
gettin' dat tattooed across yer
back.
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Just cos ya
don't like LCD Sound System.
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What's with de third plate?
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Anthony is joinin' us for dinner.
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Anthony? Yes, Anthony.
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Tony? Tony?
Sergeant Tony Healy.
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Healy?! Yes, Healy!
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Are you and him...?
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Jesus, no...
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We're just...friends.
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Yer friends with a Garda?
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Do ya know how fucked up dat is?
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Shut up, he'll hear ya.
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Go on, let him in.
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Hiya.
Hiya.
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What do you tink of dat?
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He wants to tattoo it across his
entire back.
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It's spelled wrong.
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LCD?
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Can we not discuss dis
while we have a guest?!
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Sure, der's nothin' to discuss,
I'm gettin' it done.
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I bet dis was Jock's idea.
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It's actually my idea.
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But he's gettin' de same one.
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Ye two are a pair of fuckin'
idiots, do you know that?
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Get back in here for yer dinner!
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Fuck you! Fuck you, too!
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More for us.
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It's just one doss day.
All the other kids take doss days.
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But they're not supposed to
and all the other kids' parents,
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they're not
principal of the school.
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Dat wasn't our fuckin'
choice now was it.
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Say that again?
Did I miss a family meeting?
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Since when was it OK
to swear at your parents?
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I wonder where
she gets that from. Fuck off.
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SHE SNIFFS
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What now?
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Nothin'.
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You're getting
tears all over yer chips.
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Ya have no idea how hard it is bein'
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in that school
with you as principal.
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We get picked on every day.
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It's just one doss day,
so we can act like normal kids.
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At least we're tellin' ya about it
and not doin' it behind yer back.
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SHE MOUTHS
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Dat was one of yer better ones.
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Tanks.
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I always know
when Jock has somethin'
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serious on his mind cos he does
the same ting over and over.
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What's wrong wit ya?
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Tinkin' 'bout me mam.
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She died two years ago today.
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I forgot all about it.
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Sorry bhoy.
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Tanks.
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Jock's mam was like two parents
rolled into one. She had to be.
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Cos his da is only good at one
thing...
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Ya can't be thinkin' about yer dead
mam when de girls get here.
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Ya gotta be happy and smiley.
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Back a little.
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Bikes? Do we look like we're
dressed for bikes?!
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What are ya doing wearin' that?
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Ya said we'd be doin' nice tings.
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And dese are our nice clothes,
for doin' nice tings.
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Look, I like dat slutty stuff,
it's just it's 9am in de mornin'...
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Where did ya tink we were goin'?
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Dis is not a good start to the day.
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I can't help but help feel a little
bit proud that Principal Walsh has
me mam on speed dial.
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What do ya mean he's not in school?
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You mean he's not there?
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Eh...
Yes, he is... He's not well.
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He's reached the maximum amount of
sick days allowed in any one year.
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Yeah, we're all very worried,
hopefully he'll pull through.
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The school rules clearly state
he'll... Tanks. Bye.
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..that he'll have to resit the
Junior Cert...
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Hello? Hello, Ms MacSweeney?
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They are only the days I got caught.
The real number's 42.
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Pick up, ya little bollocks!
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Sorry? Not you. Hang on.
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It's Mam. Tink she knows I'm gonna
doss before I do.
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It's Conor. You know what to do.
Do it fuckin' now.
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Call me back, ya little prick.
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Come on, will ye? Hurry up!
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Come on! This is the start of a
beautiful adventure.
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I bet he's gone with Jock to
get dat retarded tattoo
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plastered across his back.
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Do ya know how much dat'll cost
to get removed?
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Um... It was 200 to remove my ex's
name from my backside
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and it was only dat size.
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Do you have a picture of Conor?
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What for?
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He's a minor, he has to be
over 18 by law to get a tattoo.
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I'll let all the parlours know
they'll have me to answer to
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if they even put one fucking
dot of ink on his back.
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You'd do dat?
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I'm a member of the Garda Siochana.
It's my duty.
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Thanks.
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Some dickheads are after stealin'
our bikes.
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Well, that's what happens when you
leave them unattended in yer garage.
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See these lads? No.
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Me chain's after comin' off.
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Were ya back peddlin' again?
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Wat if I was? It just means we'll
have to keep stoppin'
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to put de chain back on
which is a bit of a waste of time
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when we could be doin'
more fun stuff.
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Wat's wrong with ya?
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I got this bike tinkin' it would be
good cos it had suspension,
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but it still hurts me arse, like.
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I checked it last night. It's like a
bruise in the shape of the saddle.
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How de ye check it?
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How everyone checks it.
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Go to the doctor? No. I'm not havin'
a doctor look at my arsehole.
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I put the mirror on the floor and
just looked down, like.
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So you saw yer arse crack and yer
arsehole and everything there?
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Don't tell me you never look!
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Dat's disgustin'!
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I'm just sayin', even a child knows
not to backpedal on a gear bike.
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Did I ask to
cycle a fuckin' bike?
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If I had known we were cyclin'
bikes I wouldn't have worn heels.
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And if I don't backpedal my fuckin'
heels fall off, all right?!
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No need to fuckin' shout.
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Do ya want a kick?
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Fuck!
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Conor!
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Your mam's looking for you!
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If he sees these bikes we're fucked.
Cycle, quick!
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Wat's wrong with de bikes?
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We borrowed dem. From who?
Not sure, dat's de problem.
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We're cyclin' stolen bikes?!
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I know, excitin', isn't it? Come on!
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Come on, pedal, pedal, pedal!
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I can't get me
feet in the fuckin' hoops.
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Ya don't need to, just fuckin'
pedal, will ya!
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Fuck's sake!
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All women need to see is a bit of
skin to get dem in the mood.
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It's a bikini. I know. I'm not
wearing it.
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Why not?
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Cos dere's perverts around.
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Where?
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I'm talkin' about the pair of ye,
idiot!
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Come on, get changed?
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Not a fuckin' chance.
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What was the point in comin'
here, then?
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Good question.
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How do ya tink things are goin'
wit dem?
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All right. Dey're still talkin'
to us which is the main thing.
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Shit, der lookin', der lookin'.
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Makes yer dick look bigger, warm it
up.
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BOTH: What are ye doin, bhoy?!
Wat de fuck!
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Why did ye do that?
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I was warmin' up mine.
Same.
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THEY LAUGH
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Oh, my God!
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De ye want to never talk about that
again? Yeah.
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It's just cos the height,
I got confused. Me too.
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Jock says I sound like a little
girl when I jump off tings. But
dat's total bullshit.
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CONOR SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL
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What's he doin'?
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Swimmin'.
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Dat doesn't look like swimmin',
it looks like he's drownin', slowly.
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He's still learnin'.
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Is he all right? Should we throw him
a life ring?
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This is so embarrassing!
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We'll give him another minute.
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You all right, kid?
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Go 'way, don't talk to me!
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Wat?
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Stand over dere
until those people are gone.
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I brought a picnic.
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And just as we're making great
progress with the girls...
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Who did that?
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We did.
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Dat's really ungrateful.
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Dey were rotten.
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We've been doin' nothin'
but nice tings for you all day
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'n' all yer doin' is flingin'
it back at us.
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You haven't done wan nice
ting for us,
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you've just bin draggin' us
along to whatever you wanted to do.
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Yer showin' yer true colours.
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Wat colours are dem?
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Selfish, bitchy colours.
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Fuck dis, I've had enough.
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His mam's dead two years today.
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Come on, let's go to de graveyard.
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No, yer supposed to be havin' fun.
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Anything'll be more fun dan dis.
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I would have had the sandwich, just
don't like cheese.
250
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I can take the cheese out and leave
you with chicken.
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I like chicken.
252
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Same.
253
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Thanks. It's all right.
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00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,360
Goin' to visit someone at their
grave is such a strange ting to do.
255
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It's kinda like visitin'
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someone at der house when you known
they're not in.
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I guess we all just need somewhere
to go when the person we've lost
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is on our mind, rather than then
visiting them
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in our memories over and over again.
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Wat?
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Me da.
262
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It's bin a shit enough day without
bumpin' into dat prick.
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Come on.
264
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,000
What was she like?
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A bit of a joker.
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She thought she was hilarious.
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But she wasn't.
268
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Like when we went to order
a Chinese takeaway
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and she'd put on a Chinese accent
and say...
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"That's the 'wong' order,
I ordered the 'Young Dumb Fuck'."
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Or Indian...
272
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"Last time I ate here I spent the
whole night vin-the-loo."
273
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She was lovely, though.
274
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The best.
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She's so young. How did she die?
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She drowned.
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Her car was parked
by the slipway in Passage.
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Dey never found de body.
279
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So, she's not here?
280
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She is here.
281
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So she's buried here?
282
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No. But she's here.
283
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I'm confused, how can she be both.
284
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Is she here or not?
285
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Yes, but no.
286
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# Through the storm
we reached the shore
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# You give it all
but I want more... #
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Her favourite song.
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# And I'm waiting for you
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# With or without you
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# With or without you, ah-ha
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# I can't live
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# With or without you
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# And you give yourself away
Oooh-hooo
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# And you give yourself away...
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# And you give
And you give
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# And you give yourself away
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# With or without you
With or without you
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# Ah-ha
300
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# I can't live
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# With or without you
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00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,120
# Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh
303
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:47,920
# Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh
304
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:52,640
# Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh
305
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,720
# Oohh-oohh
306
00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:02,560
# With or without you
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# Youuuu. #
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00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,480
See ya later, Mam.
309
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,840
There's nothin' worse than going to
the trouble of stealin' a load
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of bikes only to have some thievin'
bastards robbin' dem from you.
311
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,680
Fuck!
312
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,920
Get back here, ya thievin'
little pricks.
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00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,000
Fuck off!
314
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,960
At least give us
a crosser back into town!
315
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,480
Go away and kiss me mam's hole!
316
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440
Do you have you got any money for
the bus?
317
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,080
Sayin' sorry is one of dem tings
that must get harder as you get
older.
318
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,600
Like, it's not often you hear a
50-year-old say sorry to a
two-year-old.
319
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,880
But when older people do say sorry,
they usually mean it.
320
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,160
Are dey our bikes?
321
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,120
Hey!
322
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,040
Fuck off, bhoy!
323
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,120
Stay where you are, you're under
arrest!
324
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,560
Stop fuckin' movin'!
Stop fuckin' movin'!
325
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,800
Serves ya right, ya thievin' little
pricks!
326
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,080
Fuckin' stupid cunt!
Yer a snarky little prick.
327
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,680
Fuckin'...
328
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,120
Dat could have bin us.
329
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,400
Could have bin, would have bin,
should have bin, but...
330
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,880
..it wasn't.
331
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,120
Conor, how many times has stuff
nearly happened to us,
332
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,080
but den didn't happen in the end?
Millions.
333
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,080
Something nearly happen to us nearly
every single day, and den doesn't.
334
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,760
If everythin' dat nearly happened
to us, actually happened...
335
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,160
We'd have way too much stuff to do.
336
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,800
Fuck it anyway!
337
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,560
Wat's wrong wit ya?
338
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,440
Dis was supposed to be
a day you'll remember for de
339
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,360
rest of yer lives, and cos ya
spent it with us you'd remember
340
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,480
us for de rest of yer lives, instead
we spent it cryin' at de graveyard.
341
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,600
Not every day turns out the way you
expect, but it wasn't a bad day.
342
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,480
DISTANT CHEERING AND SHOUTING AND
WHISTLES BLOWING
343
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,400
What's dat noise?
344
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,560
Sounds like a football match
or something.
345
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,240
Come on, let's see who can gob off
the bridge de furthest.
346
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,080
THEY HOCK UP SALIVA INTO THEIR
MOUTHS
347
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,080
Ready. Yep.
348
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,600
One...
349
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,240
..two...
350
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,600
..tree...
351
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,120
Is dis actually happenin'?! Fuck!
352
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,560
Holy fuckin' shit!
353
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,640
Sorry for spittin' on you,
whale family.
354
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,080
REPORTER: It's high tide here and
the family of orcas have decided to
355
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,320
make a trip right
into the heart of Cork city.
356
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,040
Crowds of spectators have
gathered around to catch
357
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,640
a glimpse of these giant fish.
358
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,560
I'm here with some of the locals who
witnessed the spectacular events
359
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,760
of today. Can you tell me a bit
about what you saw?
360
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,280
Der BLEEPING flippers came flying
out of de BLEEPING water.
361
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,360
No, der BLEEPING tails!
362
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,880
No, de BLEEPING ting at de end,
whatever dey BLEEPING call it.
363
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,560
I've never seen a BLEEPING
whale before.
364
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,640
It was BLEEPING amazing!
365
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,640
Big BLEEPING, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP!
366
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,840
BLEEPING hell!
367
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,520
Well, I think that says it all.
Back to you in the studio.
368
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,200
I suppose I'll see you later?
369
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,600
Yeah, I'll see you later.
370
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,200
Remember the deal - no talkin' to me
after today.
371
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,280
Yeah. OK.
372
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,320
You just said... Shh!
373
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,200
No talkin'.
374
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,120
As you wish.
375
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,440
Dis was me first time spendin'
a whole day with a woman other
376
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,640
that me mam...
Feelin' pretty confident.
377
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,880
So I... Sorry.
378
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,800
Don't know why I shouted that.
379
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,400
So I was just going to say...
380
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,240
You know cos...
381
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,880
Because they're goin' to be hangin'
out together loads now and stuff,
382
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,520
I was just worried that you were
going to be, um...
383
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,680
..kind of just really lonely and sad
all the time.
384
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:20,000
Because you don't have another
friend now, I was thinkin' that I
could maybe...
385
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,320
Kind of like swoop in like
a... Like an eagle and, and, er...
386
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,280
And chat to you so you're not lonely
in school and stuff.
387
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,760
Only if you want to, like?
388
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,120
I'm not bothered if you're not.
But, please...
389
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,520
Der's 500 other pupils in de school.
390
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,280
Why would I want to hang out wit
you?
391
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,320
Yeah. Of course, yeah, stupid.
392
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,400
All right, then.
393
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,360
Yeah. I'm just fuckin' with ya.
394
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,040
You... Ah, ha-ha! Great!
395
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,200
Talk to you tomorrow? Yeah.
396
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200
See you tomorrow. See you later.
Ha-ha!
397
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,760
Now we're quits.
398
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,200
I wonder wat dey're doin'
so close to land.
399
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,080
Dey were just talkin'
about it dere...
400
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,680
Apparently de mother's not
feeling well, and dey come to shore
401
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,000
when it's time to pass away.
402
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,040
She's gonna die?
403
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,920
ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF
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404
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,560
Your mam's been
looking for you all day.
405
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,360
Come on, let's get you home.
406
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,920
CONOR: I tink dere's somethin'
inside everyone that connects them
407
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,000
to their mam, in a way dat yer not
connected to anyone else...
408
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,160
Did you get yer tattoo?
409
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,760
Fuck's sake.
410
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,480
Even if dey wreck yer head most of
the time.
411
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,040
Go on, son, let me see it.
412
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,080
It's only when ya picture yer mam
gone dat ya realise how much
413
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,360
ya like dem bein' around.
414
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,480
Jock got de same one.
415
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,160
It's beautiful.
416
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,840
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