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SUB BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/

Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

All right, we're going to Sandy's house!

I'm going to beat you there!

Keep the tree warm, Sandy!

Sandy?

Hey, Sandy, what's with the sign?

Look, she's on The Eating Channel.

Howdy!

If y'all are watching this

that means I'm asleep for the winter.

This sleep is called hibernation.

During hibernation, animals don't like to be woken up.

So do not disturb.

That means you, Spongebob.

We better put these on.

Never mind, Pat.

Sandy said not to come in.

Let's amscray.

When are you going to learn, Spongebob?

"No" means "yes."

Patrick, listen, how many times do we have to...?

Spongebob, look at this!

What is this stuff?

It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure.

Let it fill your senses

with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort

as you've never felt before.

Wow, Patrick...

That was beautiful.

What? I was just reading this candy wrapper, see?

Patrick!

Put your helmet back on!

You know there's no water at Sandy's house!

It's okay, Spongebob.

This stuff iswater! Look!

I guess you're right.

It's okay here.

Take it off.

No one's looking.

Spongebob, did you hear that?

I think it came from up in Sandy's tree.

That is one tired tree.

Let's check it out.

Look what's in Sandy's bed!

Looks like an overinflated Sandy doll.

I think this thing isSandy.

Hibernation must mean

the opposite of beauty sleep.

I've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan.

I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry

or my name ain't Sheriff Sandy...

She must be dreaming about Texas outlaws.

Look out, Sandy.

I'm Dirty Dan.

I'm gonna catch you

and throw in jail at taxpayers' expense.

Ooh, you better run faster, Sandy.

Yeah, I'm getting away!

Run faster!

Hurry, we're getting in a taxi!

Faster, faster!

I'll get you two.

You're nothing but pure evil!

Just like newspaper comics.

Come on, Patrick.

We shouldn't disturb her anymore.

That's not disturbing.

This is disturbing.

Hi, there, Spongebob.

My name is Patback.

Ha! That is really disturbing.

Uh, Spongebob?

Huh?

Faster, Spongebob!

She's gaining on us!

Sandy, no! Stop!

I warned you, Dirty Dan!

Now you just crossed the border into Hurtville!

Sandy, it's us, your friends Spongebob and Patrick!

Please, Sandy, I can't afford dry cleaning.

Gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six... boots.

Fun's over.

Whoo... we sure don't want to

wake her up again.

Too bad we don't have

any earplugs to put on her.

Yeah, all's I got is this belly button lint.

All right, Pat!

I'm gonna rip your arms off

and flapjacks...

Well, that ought to work.

Hey, Sandy, does it work?!

Hey, Sandy, if you can't hear us, don't say anything!

Hey, Sandy!

Don't wake up!

See you later, Sheriff Sandy!

You're under arrest!

You'll never catch me!

Hey, that's not fair!

Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.

They couldn't afford station wagons, either.

Nice paneling.

All right, Pinhead.

Your time is up.

Who you calling Pinhead?

I want to be Dirty Dan.

What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

I'm dirty... bleah!

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!

Oh!

Guh!

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

I'm Dirty Dan! Ow!

I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

I'm Dirty Dan!

Screaming will get you no...

Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!

Uh... I am?

Patrick!

Hot wings...

Okay, Pinhead Larry.

Now you get yours!

Pinhead...!

Aah! Whoa...

Whoa-ho-ho!

Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead!

Sandy, stand back.

I'm warning ya!

Okay, I warned ya!

Did you win?

Hi, Spongebob.

Okay, Spongebob, you can be Dirty Dan.

I just want to be Patrick.

Let's get out of here

before Sandy wakes up again!

Ouch!

Sorry, Patrick, but the door is slippery.

It's frozen shut!

Let me have a try.

Open, Sesame!

Well, I've done all I can do.

Then we're stuck in here...

until the door thaws...

in spring.

Barnacles!

Is it spring yet?

N-n-no...

I'm so c-c-cold that I'm shivering.

I-I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings

as a pair of chopsticks.

I-I'm so c-cold that...

I'm shivering!

Maybe we should build a fire.

I've got it!

We'll burn the bark from Sandy's tree.

You're gonna be wearing an iron lung

when I'm through with you, Pinhead.

The fire's not going to happen, Patrick.

I don't get it!

How does Sandy survive these intense conditions every year?

Maybe she just ignores it.

Maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe it's her fur!

Yeah!

Look at all that warm, toasty fur.

It's like a gold mine, but with fur.

Carefully...

Carefully...

Come on, do it!

I'm freezing here!

All right, all right, hang on a second!

That should be enough, right?

Sponge, I'm a big man.

A big, big man!

Well, I guess I've lived a full life.

This is taking too long!

I want the warm now!

Pat, no!

Pat, are you crazy?

No... I'm warm.

Let me see that roll of tape.

Man, that fur really hits the spot!

No more frozen armpits.

And this eyebrow/goatee combo works like a charm.

This the best idea we've ever had.

You said it!

I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever.

Bring it on!

Spring?

Wow...

Spring already.

Oh, oh...!

Tartar sauce!

The lock is still frozen!

I sure can't wait to get outside and warm my fur.

Oh, look, it's Spongebob and Patrick.

Hi, guys!

It's okay, Sandy.

Squirrel pattern baldness

is quite common in small mammals.

Spongebob...

Patrick...

Don't worry, Sandy.

We've got you covered.

More lemonade, boys?

Thanks, Sandy!

Spring sure is lovely.

Oh, I've got you now, Gary.

Tag, you're it!

Gary will never find me here!

Uh-oh.

Tag! Now I'm it!

Hi, Spongebob.

What are you doing?

Gary and I are playing tag.

You want to join us?

Oh, boy, would I?!

Okay...

Tag... you're it!

I'm it! I'm it!

I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it!

Tag, you're it!

I win! I win!

What's with Gary?

He sounds like a motorboat.

That's just a snail's way of saying he likes you.

Tickles!

Well, I guess it's time

for me and the Gar Bear to get going.

Come on, Gary.

Boy, I can't wait to hit the hay.

How about you, Gary? Gary?

Gary?

โ™ช Brush, brush, brush

โ™ช Brush, brush, brush...

Hey, Patrick, have you seen Gary?

โ™ช Brush, brush, brush

โ™ช Brushing everywhere...

Nope.. oh, hey, here he is.

Come on, Gary.

We've got to let Patrick go to sleep.

I don't mind, Spongebob.

In fact, why don't you let Gary sleep over at my house tonight?

Hey, that's a great idea.

A sleep-over, oh, boy!

Oh, this is going to be great, Gary.

We can stay up till dawn and watch scary movies

and eat popcorn and play board games...

Blah, blah, blah...

Gee, this great.

My two best friends in the whole sea having a sleep-over.

And then we'll make a house of cards

and then we'll read some comic books...

Okay, you guys have a good time.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

I'm awake!

Hey, Spongebob!

Hey, guys, how was the sleep-over?

Great, Spongebob.

Watch this!

No matter where I go, Gary follows.

See?

Come on, Gary!

Try and catch...

me!

Isn't this great, Gary?

Me running around and you chasing me.

You're not chasing me.

Come on, Gary.

Let's go play a different game.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Look out, I'm right in front of... you.

What's wrong with me?

Do I offend?

Hey, Gary!

Gary, look!

It's your favorite ball!

Hey, Gary!

Look...

Snail-nip!

Huh? Huh, huh?

Help! Gary, help!

Help me!

Oh, merciful Neptune!

I closed the window on my head!

All right, that's it!

Oh, ooh...

Gary, you stop this foolishness right now.

Gary the Snail, answer me when I'm talking to you.

Okay, that's it, mister.

You are coming home with me right this instant!

Say good-bye to Patrick, Gary.

Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants.

What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

But I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with.

Now, I suggest you put him down and let him choose.

Fine, but I would like to remind him

who it was that fed him and housed him

and sat at his bedside when he was sick

and massaged his eyestalks

when his eyes were sore!

Okay, Gary, go ahead, show him.

Okay, Gary, come to me!

Come on, come on, Gary!

Come on, come here, Gary.

Oh, uh, wrong way, Gary.

G-Gary, turn around.

Gary, turn around.

Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no.

No, don't do it, Gary.

No, Gary...

Well, well, well...

I guess that answers that question.

So long, Spongebob.

Gary and me got stuff to do.

Okay, fine!

If that's the way you want to thank me...

for all that I've done.

I guess you're not coming back, Gary.

I don't need Gary!

I'll just find another pet.

Yeah, it will be better than Gary.

I'm going to get a pet

who won't go off with my best friend!

Hi, guys!

Say hello to my new pal Rex.

Not only is he loyal

but he knows tricks, too.

Watch and learn.

Sit, Rex, sit!

Roll over, Rex, roll over!

Now stay, Rex, stay!

Good boy, Rex.

Who's a good boy?

Who's a good boy?

Who's a good boy?

I'm sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary.

A worm really is the pet for me.

So loyal, so trusting!

Always by my side!

Who needs worms anyway?

Welcome home, newest best friend.

Come on out, don't be shy.

You remind me of someone I once knew.

A certain someone

whose name will not be mentioned

in this household.

Come on, let me show you around...

Larry.

Meow.

And now, Larry, I present to you... dinner time!

Ta-da!

Bon appรฉtit, Larry!

Okay... maybe later.

This is where you sleep, Larry.

Uh, that's where I...

I guess you can sleep... there.

I'll sleep down here.

Well, goodnight, Larry.

Hey, hey, Larry!

Want to hear a joke?

Oh, Gary used to love this one.

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor!

Don't you get it, Larry?

A... a snailor.

Gosh, Larry sure is different than Gary.

And Gary and Larry are real different than...

Jerry.

Oh, Gary, why did you have to go?

Why, Gary... why?

Why, why, why, why, why?

Gary?

Hey, Spongebob.

Oh... hello, Patrick.

Hello... Gary.

Would it be all right

if Gary and I did some laundry over here?

Laundry?

But we used to do laundry.

And, uh, Spongebob?

Could we borrow some soap?

Soap? But we used to use soap.

Do you want...

fresh scent or heavy... du...

Here it comes.

Du... du... du... ty!

Gary!

Please come back, Gary!

Please come home!

I'm a wreck without you!

I know!

If you come back

there will be a no-rules rule.

You can do whatever you want when you want.

If you feel like ripping up the sofa, rip it up!

And the litter box?

Forget about it!

The world is your litter box!

And you don't have to wait around

for me to feed you anymore!

24-hour fridge access!

And you don't even have to use a bowl!

I know how much you like

my prized driftwood carving of Squidward.

Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post.

What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary?

How pathetic.

Gary...

I'm sorry, Spongebob, but Gary's with me now.

You had your chance and you failed.

You have to stop living in the past.

Face it, Spongebob.

You're only hurting yourself.

It's what Gary wants

and what Gary wants, is me.

Right, Gary?

Huh?

He only liked me for my shorts!

No, Patrick!

He wanted the cookie in your pocket!

G-G-Gary?

Whee!

Aw, Gary, I knew you'd never leave me!

Aw...

Let's go for a walk, pal.

Gary?

I thought what we had was special...!

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