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SUB BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/

Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, captain!

I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, captain!

Wow, it's sunday, gary!

Guess what's for breakfast?

That's right!

A sundae!

Whoops... looks like

We're out of ice cream.

Guess i'll have to use something else...

Ketchup!

Hmm... bananas... cherries...

Boring!

Ah, here we go!

Onions!

Ready, gary?

Just one more thing!

Pea...

Nuts.

Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty!

Hmm...

Wait, i know one other place we can find peanuts.

Good thing i still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill.

A little texture never hurt.

There we go!

This sundae's going to taste great!

Aren't you going to help me, gary?

Gary?

Oh, well.

More for me!

Mmm... ah!

Mmm.

You know what they say, gary.

I'm easy like sunday morning...

Okay, let's see my to-Do list.

"Go to work, go to work, go to work..."

No, that's not right.

I need the one for sunday.

Ah, here we go.

"Say hi to everyone in bikini bottom."

Hello.

Some people are even late on sunday.

Hi, mailfish.

Hi, mrs. Crossing guard.

Mother of mercy!

Oh!

Wow, a parade!

Hi, parade.

Hi, tuba player, hi, drummer.

Hi, guy with the cymbals, hi, trumpeter.

Hi, tambourine girl.

Hi, timbale man, hi, didjeridu player.

Hi, triangle player

Hi, guy with the kettle drum.

Hi, pianist, hi, guy with the flute.

And hello, dolly!

Was it something i said?

Something weird is going on today.

Everyone's running away from me.

And now... giant piles of bubble gum?

Oh, what next?!

Hi, spongebob.

Oh, hi, patrick.

I'm confused.

Yes, i am.

Patrick, everyone is running away from me.

Watch.

Hi, building.

I just don't get it.

I don't, either.

Maybe it's the way you're dressed.

Nah.

Maybe it's your voice.

Good one, patrick.

Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly.

Ugly?!

You got to be kidding me.

Better try the reflection test.

Hi.

Ugly...

Oh, no...!

I can't be ugly!

I can't be!

I can't be ugly!

Am i ugly?

Am i ugly?

My eyes, my eyes!

Ooh!

I'm ugly!

Spongebob, can i borrow some bath beads?

Spongebob?

Go...

Run away like all the others.

No one would want a friend as ugly as i am.

Sure they would!

It makes them feel better about the way they look.

Maybe a story will cheer you up.

It's called "the ugly barnacle."

Once there was an ugly barnacle.

He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

That didn't help at all.

How long?

How long have i been ugly, patrick?

As long as i can remember, you poor ugly thing, you.

Help me!

I'm so ashamed!

I'm spiraling!

I'm spiraling!

Thanks, patrick.

That's okay, patrick.

Spiraling over.

Just do what i do when i have problems.

Scream!

Come on, buddy, i'll help you.

Okay, now... say it.

Say it.

I can't.

Spongebob, you're never going to feel better

Till you get this thing off your chest.

I know, patrick.

Say it.

Say it...

I'm ugly.

You're ugly and what?

Square?

No, proud.

I'm ugly and i'm proud.

Good!

Say it louder.

I'm ugly and i'm proud.

Louder.

I'm ugly and i'm proud!

Louder!

I'm ugly and i'm proud!

I'm ugly and i'm proud!

I'm ugly and i'm proud!

Is that what he calls it?

That felt great!

I feel empowered!

So what do you want to do now?

I don't know.

How about a movie?

Pardon me, ugly sponge coming through.

People respect self-Esteem.

Hi, i'm very ugly

But you should enjoy the movie anyway.

Excuse me, sir.

I hope my horrible ugliness

Won't be a distraction to you.

Not at all, boy.

Don't worry about him, spongebob.

He's just a...

Spongebob...

Spongebob, what's wrong?

I can't do this, patrick.

I've tried and i've tried, but...

I'm not always as confident as i look.

Maybe i'd better just go back and hide.

What is wrong with you people?!

Afraid to look ugliness in the face?

Well, here!

Look at it!

It's ugly, isn't it?

You look at it!

Hello.

You look at it!

Hi...

Look at it!

Look at it!

Look at it!

Look at it!

I want all of you

To look at it!

They all ran away, patrick.

I bet there's no line at the snack bar.

Hello?

Hello?

They must be on break.

Oh, wait, patrick, i just remembered.

I've got some of my peanut/onion sundae we can share.

That looks great!

Ah...

Oh... i got to go to the restroom!

I'm out of soap, can i borrow...

Stay back!

I just want some...

Here, here's my money!

Take it! Take it and go away!

My hands aren't that dirty.

Hey, do you guys want to hear a bathroom joke?

You trying to kill us?

Oh...! Oh...!

I... caught the ugly!

Patrick, is everything okay in here?

What are you doing in there?

Wouldn't you like to know?

And why is that bag on your head?

Why?

Oh, no reason, except

You gave me the ugly!

What am i going to do?

I can't go out looking like this.

Just remember what we talked about.

There's power in pride.

That may be fine for you

But i was one of the beautiful people.

Now look at me!

I'm almost as ugly as you!

I always thought

"If i was as ugly as that guy

I don't know what i would do."

Patrick...

What's my mom going to say?

Patrick...

Oh, my gosh! If my sister finds out--

Oh, wait, i don't have a sister.

If the bank... i mean

It's one thing if you have bad shoes

Or even bad hair, but...

Patrick!

You're not ugly, your breath stinks.

Really bad.

Oh... what a relief.

Oh, barnacle!

Patrick, what did you eat?

Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.

No, i meant just this morning.

Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...

What else?

Well, i had

Some of your sundae.

Sundae!

Patrick, my sundae gave us rancid breath!

What do you mean?

I mean, we're not ugly...

We just stink!

Stink?

Whoo-Hoo!

We stink! We stink!

We stink! We stink!

We stink! We stink!

We stink! We stink!

We stink! We stink!

Oh, guess what, squidward!

We stink!

Oh, yeah!

I stink...!

Patrick i reek...!

Attention! Attention!

All krusty crew employees, attention!

Get the anchors out of your pants

And report to me office!

That will be all.

I have an important announcement.

Ooh, hooray!

The new spatulas are here!

Sit down, boy!

There's no new spatulas.

How disappointing.

You men know me daughter pearl.

She's growing up fast.

It seems like it was just yesterday

I was teaching her how to breach.

Me mammalian angel.

Um... anyway, uh

So she's going to be working here

During her summer vacation.

She's got a lot of fresh ideas

To bring in some hungry customers.

Hello! Daddy?

Thar she blows!

Spongebob, do you realize what this means?

No new spatulas?

No! It means some bratty teenager's

Coming in here to tell us what to do.

We can't have that.

We have seniority, right?

Right!

So, we'll

Work together

To protect our pathetic positions.

Okey-Dokey, squidward.

And then we'll get those new spatulas.

All right, men.

Say hello to me pearl.

Hello, pole.

Hi, guys.

It makes me jolly as a roger

To finally have you

Aboard the family business.

Great, dad.

Because i have so many new ideas.

I can smell the money already.

I'll be in my office.

What's in the box?

It's a surprise.

I like surprises.

Close your eyes.

I'm ready!

Well, i like it so far.

Ta-Da!

It's the new krusty crew uniform.

I designed it myself.

Okay, this is it, spongebob.

Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.

Okay, squidward.

Pearl...

This is the greatest uniform ever!

Fishpaste!

Oh, spongebob, you look so adorable.

I could just eat you up.

Sorry, pearl, this item's not on the menu.

Well, i didn't think it was possible, spongebob

But you look even more ridiculous than usual.

Don't be jealous, uncle squiddy.

I made one for you, too.

Don't bother!

Only a fool would wear that.

Avast ye, shipmates!

Don't these just shiver your timbers?

Get that suit on, sailor!

It's already been paid for.

Rage.

Fury.

Irritation.

Humiliation.

Squidward is such a barnacle.

A stick in the sand.

But not you, spongebob.

You are full of style.

Me? Really?

Totally, s.B.

You ooze fashion.

And i've got some completely

Coral concepts for this old joint.

I'm going to need someone

With your kind of talent to help me.

Well, i have been trying to get mister krabs

To make some changes.

Why, with my girlish instincts

And your, um... sponginess.

We'll turn this worn-Out lunch wagon

Into a teenage paradise.

Spongebob, what do you like better--

The kutie krab or the kooky krab?

For what, dare i ask?

The new name for our new look.

I mean, "the krusty krab" has got to go.

Who wants to eat at a place they think is crusty?

Bleh!

Sure, it's a terrible name

But this is a terrible place.

So the name should be left alone.

Right, spongebob?

I got it!

How about the khaotic krab?

Hmm... how about the kissy krab?

The king krab?

The kandy krab.

The kool krab.

Or the kowboy krab.

The kurly krab.

The kreepy krab.

The killer krab.

No.

Right, too scary.

Hmm...

The kuddly krab!

Oh, gosh.

Grr...

It's a shame old man krab sold the krusty krab.

That's a darn shame.

Hey, lady!

Do you know where we can get

Something to eat around here?

That's it! I quit!

Ee...

Finally!

A cool place for teens

To just, you know, hang out.

Pearl, you're a genius.

All these young, hip new customers.

Fooey on squidward!

He can't keep up with the times.

You're a true visionary, pearl.

Thank you, spongebob.

I do have 20-20 vision.

Well, hip people have to eat, too.

Back to the grill.

The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.

Hiss...

Order up!

Two... sal-Lads.

Never heard of it.

I got to stay hip.

I don't want to end up like silly old squidward.

But what in the name of davy jones's locker

Is a sal-Lad?

Here you go!

Two sa-Lads!

Eww, gross!

Those aren't salads.

Take those back.

Remove the bun, the patty

And the condiments.

But that leaves just lettuce and tomato.

Exactly.

All right.

Okay...

No buns.

That's hip.

No patties.

Happening!

Oh, yeah...

That's definitely the coolest meal i ever saw.

This is so cool...

Two salads.

That was awful.

I hope i never have to tear apart

A perfectly good crabby patty ever again.

I don't think my heart can take it.

Where's the grill?

Come on, spongebob.

You're a hip guy.

You know fried foods are o-U-T, out!

But... right on.

Check out this new menu i came up with.

Salad and tea.

But where are the crabby patties?

Oh, silly, those aren't hip.

Oh, you won't be needing that thing anymore.

But, but, but...

I've got something more fun for you to do anyway.

Hey, buddy, you need a ride?

I was just on my way to the big doofus convention.

This is humiliating.

I'm a fry cook, darn it!

You can take away my spatula

But when you take away my dignity

That's when i get mad!

I'm going to march right into mister krabs's office

And tell him this is just too much.

Okay, spongebob.

You can do this.

Come on...

Mister krabs, could i talk to you?

Come on in, me boy.

Have a seat.

Thanks, mister krabs.

Don't you just love me new office?

Pearly designed it for me.

Mister krabs, um, i think we've got a problem.

Isn't that the neatest $40 chair you ever sat in?

Mister krabs, i've got some bad news.

How about my cuddly executive buddy?

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Mister krabs, pearl is ruining the krusty krab!

What?! Why, pearl is savingthe krusty krab!

I mean, the kuddly krab.

What would we do without these beautiful

$20 sea unicorn wall hangers?

How could we have ever survived without these $35 heart lights?

How could we go on without a sea fern on every last table?!

It's hip!

It's coral!

It's losing money!

Oh, you're right, spongebob.

But i can't fire me pride and joy.

It would break her fragile little heart.

What am i going to do?

There, there, mister krabs.

I'm sure there's another way.

That's it, boy!

What's it?

You could fire her.

It's okay if she hates you.

That's not what i said, sir.

Great, then, it's all settled.

You fire pearly.

I'll hide in me office.

Oof!

Totally rude, spongebob.

Pearl, could i see you in the kitchen?

Sure, spongebob.

How am i going to break it to her?

I've never fired anyone before.

I just got to say it.

Pearl, you're fired!

Okay, here it goes.

Spongebob!

I can't take it anymore.

Nothing i do is working.

Sure it is, pearl.

Look at all the hip young people

Eating sa-Lads.

No, don't you get it?

I've been trying to get fired since day one.

I was only pretending to like this place to please daddy.

This job is cutting majorly into my social life.

Oh, spongebob, what should i do?

I've got it!

I could pretend to fire you.

I'll take the heat from old man krabs later.

Gosh, you'd really do that for me?

You're a great pal, spongebob.

How can i ever thank you?

Stop trying to break me in half?

Deal.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Okay, pearl...

We've got to make this convincing.

Pearl, i need to have a word with you.

Oh, no, here it goes.

I don't know if i can bear to listen.

It's not that you haven't done

A good job around here...

Oh! Don't be too hard on her now.

Why does it have to be this way?

It's for the best.

Well, we feel it might be

In everybody's best interest if...

I can't let him do this.

Huh?

Get on with it, spongebob!

Pearl, you're fired.

Aah! Ooh!

Thanks, spongebob.

Come on, gang, the mall waits.

Hey, mister krabs, i did it!

Oh, pearly...

Is that a $20?

Oh, spongebob, how could we have done such a thing

To me own flesh and blood?

There, there, mister krabs.

Pearl took it just fine.

In fact, she seemed kind of happy.

Really?

She's off to bigger and better things.

That's me girl!

Tough as nails, just like her old man.

But how am i going to get my money back

For all this stuff?

Hmm...

Hoo, yeah!

Whoo-Hoo!

All right!

Isn't this great, gary?

And it only cost me one year's salary.

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