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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:55,958 Tica! 4 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:57,750 Horia! 5 00:01:58,916 --> 00:02:01,041 Fetch me some toilet paper, boys! 6 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:05,250 Tica, where are you? 7 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,375 Damn boys… 8 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:23,958 …strengthening the vows they will make. 9 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:26,000 Bringing them together for life… 10 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,041 What happened? 11 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,583 Why are you running away? 12 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:07,916 You don't love him? 13 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:10,416 Shit! I'm getting married! 14 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:33,833 I'm back! 15 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,541 I missed you so much… 16 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:54,500 Stay! 17 00:03:59,083 --> 00:03:59,916 Come over! 18 00:04:07,416 --> 00:04:08,625 Bica! 19 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:09,583 Our little brother… 20 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,500 Horia! 21 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:18,875 What's up? 22 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,958 Is your wife done with you already? 23 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:24,541 It's me, I'm done with her. 24 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,500 You're kidding! 25 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,875 It all started from the boiler… 26 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,000 She won't let me make cheese, 27 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:34,583 she said it stinks up the whole neighbourhood. 28 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,000 God Almighty, the cheese… 29 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,375 What? 30 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,250 Losing such a fine woman because of the cheese? 31 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:41,833 Couldn't we send you some by mail? 32 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:44,291 Now… 33 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:46,791 the cheese was not the only reason… 34 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:47,708 Maybe the milk! 35 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,000 That's not living… 36 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,541 I'll tell you something… 37 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:55,291 It's true… 38 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,791 The one who kisses you on the Wool's Fair has you… 39 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:02,583 but it won't make you happy. 40 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:06,791 Oi! 41 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,375 Did she treat you badly? Tell the truth. 42 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:12,125 That was the problem. She didn't treat me at all… 43 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:15,458 The evenings I came home, my bed was still cold… 44 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:16,833 same as it was back here… 45 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:19,666 Now, what do you want? 46 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:21,666 To crawl back here? 47 00:05:22,791 --> 00:05:24,208 Well, here are the solutions! 48 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,125 Warning! 49 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:29,041 That ain't happening! We've got a new boss… 50 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:32,708 I just wanna kiss a girl from our village! 51 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:39,083 You think I don't have the guts, do you? 52 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,416 Did you hear me talking? 53 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:51,791 At least I'm better… 54 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:54,166 You're still flocking sheep on the Wools' Fair Day! 55 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:01,208 This year, Tica said he has a new strategy… 56 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,291 100% chances we get to kiss! 57 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:04,208 -Really? -Really! 58 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,583 Well, I've got my own strategy! 59 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:08,708 -Really? -Really! 60 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:11,125 I'll see you at the Fair. 61 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,833 Horia! 62 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:47,875 What's wrong, brother? 63 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,833 Just a little shudder… 64 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:53,500 Later, it will rain… 65 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:56,291 It won't rain… 66 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:01,375 It rains only when I say so! 67 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,375 What's really on your mind, brother? 68 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:12,416 Not sure, I'm deep in thoughts… 69 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,791 -Really? -Really! 70 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,833 Last year, during the Fair… 71 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:19,666 I almost kissed someone… 72 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,833 Forget about her, it's not like she's the last one left alive… 73 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:26,625 She's not the last, but… 74 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:28,625 if she got stuck in my heart, what can I do? 75 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:30,750 Well… I feel you. 76 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:33,500 "Oh, pretty as a little bug… 77 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:36,083 Garnished… 78 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,333 And just frail… 79 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:43,125 Oh, and God Almighty, with her lips as hot as fire…" 80 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:46,500 Tica! 81 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,125 You know how is it to be brokenhearted? 82 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,375 -How? -It's like getting ticks! 83 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:55,000 They crawl on your skin… 84 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,041 stings you… 85 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:58,583 You recon? 86 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:00,291 It sucks your blood… 87 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:02,500 until you're dried out. 88 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,000 You're mind got stuck on Doina, 89 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,416 cause it was the only woman who ever touched you… 90 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,291 ever since you left your mom's womb. 91 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,875 It is true. Now, what can I do? 92 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,541 Come over here to check you out! 93 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,208 -Let me see… -Am I ready? 94 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:18,958 Like a prince! Here… 95 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,875 Let me get you some of this… 96 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,208 Ready for kissing! 97 00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:23,125 A little perfume… 98 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,041 Here, a little… 99 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:28,583 -Did you pickle yourself? -Sure, I did… 100 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:33,208 Now, what's next? Kissing each other? 101 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:36,750 Princesses! 102 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:39,791 Now, if this works as the neighbour said… 103 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:44,291 Then in a maximum of two hours, you should sell the wool and be back. 104 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,833 Now, if you sell it quicker… 105 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:49,000 you might get to kissing… 106 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,666 Oi! 107 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:56,291 In two hours, be back here… and start milking! 108 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,416 -How come two hours, Boss? -Oi! Hash! 109 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,166 -Only two hours? -Hash! 110 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,416 We will be back in two hours! Definitely! Have no doubts! 111 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,000 -Two hours! Trust me! -There you go! 112 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:09,208 Are you really dumb? 113 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,000 -But, only two hours? -Hash there! 114 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,333 There's enough time to kiss a chick! 115 00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:15,750 -Ain't it? -We ain't, 'cause we gotta sell the wool! 116 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,000 The card. 117 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,166 There you go! We've sold the wool! 118 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,125 And you… 119 00:09:28,041 --> 00:09:29,125 You won't chip in? 120 00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:31,916 I'm the one coming up with the solutions! 121 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,750 And I'm the one with the password! 122 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,666 Give me a break! 123 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:43,125 Move that wool! C'mon! Bring that wool, over! There you go! 124 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,208 Tica! 125 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:05,416 Tica, hold on! 126 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,083 -C'mon, move on! -Hold on a minute! 127 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,333 Damn cart! 128 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,208 Here… 129 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,958 Run Ileana while you can 130 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,083 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 131 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,125 Or you'll get kissed by a bunch 132 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,916 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 133 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,333 Well, run Ileana while you can 134 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:31,208 Kiss her, now, Kiss her, now 135 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:33,083 Or you'll get kissed by a bunch 136 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,416 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 137 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:38,833 Fresh bread from the oven! From Mercurian's Bakery! 138 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:40,916 This is real bread, brother! 139 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,916 Get me for the whole amount, throw in a sweet bread! 140 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,666 Kiss her now 141 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,708 Once she got it on the spout 142 00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:48,583 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 143 00:10:48,666 --> 00:10:50,625 She is ready to get hooked 144 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,916 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 145 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,083 WOOL'S FAIR 146 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,375 Oh, my God, what really happened? 147 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:14,916 Kiss her, now, Kiss her, now 148 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,791 Ileana just stumbled off 149 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,375 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 150 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:21,208 Oh, my God, what really happened? 151 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,708 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 152 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,458 Ileana just stumbled off 153 00:11:25,541 --> 00:11:27,458 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 154 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,958 She just got caught in the fence 155 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,083 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 156 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,791 And a smile on her lips 157 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,958 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 158 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:49,333 The goat, the pork and the veal, gathered here on the grill! 159 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,041 All the elders from the village 160 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,666 Kiss her, now, kiss her, now 161 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:16,750 Oi, give me that card! 162 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,375 Okay, but you don't know the password. 163 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:20,750 Then, go on! You take out the cash. 164 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:21,958 -Hold this! -I'll hold it. 165 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,708 Hey! 166 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:36,000 Excuse me… Excuse me, I got something in my eyes and I'm blind… 167 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,208 You just kissed me on my mouth! 168 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,041 -Who's that girl? -Velvet. 169 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,458 Velvet? What a beautiful name… 170 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,291 Oi! What's wrong with those chicks? 171 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,375 There's nothing wrong… 172 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:16,041 They are just 20 years old… 173 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,291 So what now? 174 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,916 Shouldn't we chase them? Let's chase them! 175 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 What time is it? 176 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,333 There is time! Please! 177 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,333 Now, finally we have a good boss, 178 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:27,791 who lets us come over to the Wool's Fair and you wanna go? 179 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,500 Oi! Little brother, just calm down! 180 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,166 -Sure! -I've got an idea… 181 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:33,833 100% we are going to kiss! 182 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,000 And if we're not… what am I going to do with all that wool? 183 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:49,833 You'll manage! 184 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,083 Hold on! Can I get my money back? 185 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,208 Oi! The plan is settle… 186 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,291 With a couple of more plans like this, you'll get rich… 187 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,916 -Sure! -Now, what can I do with it? 188 00:13:59,000 --> 00:13:59,833 Put it back! 189 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,791 -The wool? -Yes! 190 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,916 -Back on the sheep? -On the sheep! 191 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,416 And I made peace with myself 192 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,583 That I will not live forever 193 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,875 Cause that's how my fate was written 194 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,750 Chin up! Be brave! 195 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,958 I knew how to live 196 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,416 With good and bad 197 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,416 And I made peace with myself 198 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,083 That I will not live forever 199 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,250 Little brother! Tell me what you see! 200 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,125 Legs! 201 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,416 Chick legs? 202 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,708 -They might be chicks legs as well… -C'mon, throw how down and get to kissing! 203 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,416 What, if she's ugly? 204 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,666 You're right! Let's move backwards. 205 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,041 Slowly… 206 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,000 Now… 207 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,500 Here! Stop! No! Here, Now… what do you see? 208 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,791 -Legs! -There! Throw her down and kiss her! 209 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,250 No! 210 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,833 Oi! Throw her to the ground and kiss her! 211 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,208 -No! -God damn it! Let me do it! 212 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:05,041 Oi! Move back…. 213 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,875 In life, like any other 214 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,666 I'll keep being strong in life 215 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,333 And I'll only keep doing better 216 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,333 What ever my destiny 217 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:23,500 'Cause that's how my fate was written 218 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,083 Hold on, Tica! 219 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:42,791 What happened? 220 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:44,541 Wait for me, brother! 221 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:53,333 Hey! Stop running, I won't kiss you! 222 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,000 Hold on a minute! 223 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,500 Hold on… 224 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,916 Oi! Get rid of that wool. 225 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,833 I won't, I payed for it! 226 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,291 Oi! What will the boss think when he sees that wet wool? 227 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,416 What would he think? I'll tell him I wept on it. 228 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,500 You wept? Sure! 229 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,458 He'll get pissed and he'll never let us go to the village. 230 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:25,916 I know what to do! 231 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,958 I'll hang it out here to dry and we'll sell it some other time. 232 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,541 What a cheap bastard you are! 233 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:46,666 C'mon, love, I beg you, stop crying… 234 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,083 Oi! Come over! 235 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,291 -What? -Give me your hand and come over. 236 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,791 There you go… What's wrong? 237 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,833 Stop crying and tell me who was it. 238 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,458 Oi, God damn him! That cheap bastard? 239 00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:06,916 Oh, God strike me! Sit tight here… 'cause… 240 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,750 I'll take care of him right now… 241 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:10,750 Sit tight… Now, what? 242 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,250 -The money! -What money? 243 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,458 -For the wool. -Oh, God, I almost forgot… 244 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,666 Piece of shit! 245 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,250 It broken down? 246 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,583 No. It just rests… 247 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,541 Okay? 248 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,291 Is your name Velvet? 249 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,166 Yes… 250 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:19,958 Yes! That's me! 251 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:27,750 I…. I am…. Actually… 252 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,583 You already know who I am, 'cause… 253 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:38,791 I… 254 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,916 Listen… Don't you wanna get useful? 255 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,750 Bring me the boots from the car… 256 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,541 Sure! Where from? 257 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,375 -In the trunk. -Sure! 258 00:18:58,416 --> 00:18:59,250 Thank you! 259 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,208 It's got a switch! 260 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,666 Cool! 261 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:09,916 It's closing all by itself. 262 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,208 Push… 263 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,000 Pull and push all at once… 264 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,041 There it is! 265 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,541 This won't do… This one? 266 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,208 This won't do either… Where… 267 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Ah, there it is… 268 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,375 That's the one! 269 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,000 Oi! 270 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,833 Where are you heading, so upset, Boss? 271 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,541 -To carve him, to castrate him! -Who do you want to castrate? 272 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,083 Who? 273 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,041 Nicu, the son of Marza… Have you seen him about? 274 00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,541 I saw him? He was chased by a chick who wanted to kiss him. 275 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:01,708 There you go! 276 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:07,583 Is he's hitting on my wife? The cheap bastard! 277 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,625 What did he thought? 278 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:14,291 While I'm poor and stupid, let's kiss someone else's wife and settle… 279 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:18,083 I don't know how things work around here… 280 00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:19,708 but where I come from… 281 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,875 who ever kisses someone else's wife… 282 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:25,958 Is gotta pay for it! 283 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:26,875 Definitely! 284 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,291 There it is… 285 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,458 Hey, hey, hey… Hold on a minute, here… 286 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,416 Hold on just minute here… No! 287 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,000 You two won't go down the village anymore… 288 00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,375 I'll go down there at the Fair… 289 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,041 You two stay up here and keep an eye on my wife… 290 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,875 Lately, seems like folks keep hitting on her… 291 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:47,125 -Hold on, Boss… but you promised… -Hash, hash… wait… 292 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,333 -Oi! -Boss, keep calm… calm… 293 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:57,458 If I find out, that someone else kissed my wife… 294 00:20:57,541 --> 00:21:01,583 I'm gonna castrate him… and you two, you scum! 295 00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:05,250 Then I'm going to find out what you two will do with women… 296 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,041 once you got no balls. 297 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,958 Just take it easy, Boss. 298 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:14,500 Oi! Is he's really going to castrate us? 299 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,583 Stay calm, he's got noting to castrate… 300 00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:39,958 There it is… You see the power on that truck? 301 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:40,958 It's as rough as him… 302 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,291 He got it from ATVROM. 303 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,750 I'm going to… the milk is… boiling over… 304 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:13,458 Here! 305 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,041 Is my hair a mess? 306 00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:26,000 The day I had today… worst of them all… 307 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:36,125 What's wrong with all of you? You've all gone crazy? 308 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:38,250 God! 309 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:45,333 Please start… 310 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,041 Please! 311 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,041 For God sake! 312 00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:23,041 I killed him! 313 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:13,666 "Lonely forest, large endeavour 314 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,708 I'll be lonely once forever 315 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,833 Cruel is life down at the sheepfold 316 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,500 What do I do with all that wool hold 317 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,958 Who has kissed and who has not 318 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,916 There's another year lost 319 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,625 And my coffin will be wooden 320 00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:29,250 Life is hard, as wool is sodden…" 321 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,666 That's a sad poem.. 322 00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:35,708 Horia… 323 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,916 Why are you so sad? 324 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,291 I… I'm not sad. 325 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:46,916 I'm happy! 326 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,791 I'm always happy! 327 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:54,166 Well, sometimes I write a sad poem which makes me happy afterwards, but… 328 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:56,041 Do you know what I like most about you? 329 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,041 What is there to like about me? 330 00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,000 You are not allowed to like anything about me. 331 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,791 I like… that you are laborious… 332 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:05,500 That's not true, I'm really lazy! 333 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:08,416 I like to sleep late and I hate work… 334 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:12,666 But the boss, God, what a man! He is all laborious… He's really… 335 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,666 I also like the fact that you are full of modesty. 336 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,666 Am I full of what? I don't know what that means, but I'm not. 337 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:20,375 Oh, Horia… 338 00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:22,500 Horia… 339 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,625 You are a strong man… 340 00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:29,041 Me, strong? No… 341 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,750 I'm weak as a… Hold on… 342 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,375 Just look… Look at all that fat… 343 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,208 Here as well… 344 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:41,041 I'm so weak… I… can't even move that bucket from there to… 345 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:41,958 Just give it to me! 346 00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:54,041 For you… 347 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:56,000 anything… 348 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,291 Put it down there. 349 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,833 Oh, I'm so clumsy, Horia… 350 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:23,666 -Help me out here… -No… I… 351 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,125 Horia, come over me! 352 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:27,291 Come! 353 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:35,625 Help! He is raping me! 354 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:37,583 What's going on here! 355 00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,750 Help! He is raping me! 356 00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:46,375 Just some push-ups or whatever they are called… 357 00:26:47,791 --> 00:26:49,708 No! No, really… I was just preparing the cheese and… 358 00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:52,083 Tell him the truth! I… 359 00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:54,458 How… No! 360 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:08,541 Are you sure you are not hurt? 361 00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:09,958 Sure, sure… 362 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,250 I'm really sorry for trying to kiss you. 363 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:15,916 And I'm really sorry for trying to run you over. 364 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,083 Velvet! 365 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:23,541 -Velvet! -No… 366 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:24,541 Give me a statement! 367 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:26,791 Is that him? 368 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:31,208 Get away from here, girl! 369 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,750 -Who are you? -Move on, you clumsy dummy! 370 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:35,666 What can I do? 371 00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,500 -Hit the gas! -It ain't got gas… 372 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:40,458 Hit the gas! Press the switch! 373 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:42,333 -Velvet! -I've got an idea… 374 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,166 Get away from here! Shoo! 375 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,458 Get away! Shoo! 376 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,041 Come on! 377 00:27:50,125 --> 00:27:52,750 Is he your new lover? Is he the one? 378 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,250 Are you kidding? 379 00:27:56,333 --> 00:28:03,125 No! Twelve gears, oil suspension… Romanian-produced. Get on the rod! 380 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,291 -On what? -On the rod! 381 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,125 Velvet! C'mon, tell us all! Are you in love with him? 382 00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:12,625 He is your new lover, isn't he? Give us a kiss! 383 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,625 -An exclusive! -Get away from here! 384 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:16,625 -Just a kiss! -Get away from us, you… 385 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,333 An exclusive for AlloTV! How did you meet him? 386 00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:20,708 How do you feel about deserting that man at the altar? 387 00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,333 Do you love him? Is he the chosen one? 388 00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:24,416 -Get away from us! -Velvet! 389 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:35,500 Spit it out! Tell me, did you kiss my wife? 390 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:37,583 I swear on my most valuable… 391 00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:39,958 Shut up! 392 00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:44,291 And answer my question! Did you kiss her or not? 393 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:45,583 No… 394 00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:50,500 Listen here, my love, my crimson tide… Did he or did he not want to kiss you? 395 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:51,416 He did! 396 00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:55,125 Oi! 397 00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:58,041 Boss, calm down… I'll catch him for you, 'cause I'm faster. 398 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,958 Hold on, you rude boy! 399 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:26,041 Come on… 400 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,541 Take me somewhere, where no one will know me. 401 00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:31,333 I know the perfect place, only come on! 402 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,750 There it is, I found it… 403 00:29:58,541 --> 00:29:59,375 Here… 404 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,250 That's it! 405 00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:05,791 Now… 406 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,500 Let's see… 407 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:10,375 This one goes here… 408 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,833 We stretch this so it goes here… 409 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,041 Turn it over… like this… 410 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,416 There you go, right! 411 00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,750 More, more… 412 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:23,166 Bring it here… 413 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:24,958 Carefully… 414 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:42,958 There you go… 415 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:56,500 I'll catch your sorry ass! 416 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,625 Let's move on, we are very close. 417 00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,166 You keep saying that. 418 00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:08,458 I'm done! I'm in the wilderness… This is what I wanted… 419 00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:09,875 No one can find me here. 420 00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:12,333 I can calm down and think at what do I need to do next. 421 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,666 But I can't leave you here alone with the wolves… 422 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:19,666 You won't move me with a crane… I simply don't care anymore! 423 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,500 I refuse to move… this is where I'm stuck… 424 00:31:22,583 --> 00:31:25,333 Well, then I'm off! God help! 425 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,958 -Are you nuts? -Why? 426 00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:28,666 Are you leaving me here all alone? 427 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,500 Oi, girl! I have things to do… 428 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:37,708 I can't just spend my time with you. There you go! 429 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:41,625 And you'll just desert me here all alone? No water, no food? 430 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,666 I don't even know my way back. 431 00:31:44,666 --> 00:31:46,041 How big of an ass can you be? 432 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:59,458 For the name of Mighty God, if anyone can get you, women! 433 00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:02,500 Didn't you just said that you want to be left alone here, 434 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:04,083 with the wolves and the bears? 435 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:07,208 There! Stay or go? Stop messing with my brains! 436 00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:08,500 Why are you shouting? 437 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:14,166 Why are you yelling? I just can't keep on walking… I'm tired… 438 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:18,083 I just can't keep walking… I can't keep carrying this thing either… 439 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:20,750 Come on, just calm down… Calm down, please… 440 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:23,041 -I can't calm down either… -Wait, just wait… 441 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,166 I just can't do it anymore… 442 00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:32,333 As the night falls over the hills 443 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:38,666 Horns are filling the sad heavens 444 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,208 The rivers are flowing 445 00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:48,375 I forgot the lyrics… Down the slope 446 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:50,708 Say, what means "Well"! 447 00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:56,000 What means well, from farewell 448 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,166 As you are gone and I run too 449 00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:03,708 Each departing to different places 450 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:08,708 You, my love! 451 00:33:10,416 --> 00:33:13,041 What is well 452 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:16,541 When you just say, "Lie to me nicely" 453 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:20,875 And the truth really hurts 454 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,541 Each departing to different places 455 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:26,958 Surely there's no well in that 456 00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:29,250 What the hell are you trying to do? Do you still try to kiss me? 457 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,791 Well, you kissed me first. 458 00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:36,375 -There's a horse! -What? 459 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,125 Oi! Oi! Just… 460 00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,208 Just wait! I don't know how to ride horses. 461 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,750 -Come on, give me that. -I'll do, but I'm scared of horses. 462 00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:16,416 WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS MAN WITH WHOM VELVET FLED FROM THE ALTAR? 463 00:34:34,916 --> 00:34:36,000 Hey, Doina? What's up? 464 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:37,541 Hello, I'm in Bahamas. 465 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:41,000 Well… I just sent you a new picture. Just look at it… 466 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:41,958 When? Now? 467 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,791 Isn't that Bica? From the shepherds story you covered a couple of years back? 468 00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:51,208 -Yes. -Sure… 469 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,708 And, could you share that location with me? 470 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:57,083 Yes, he is at the sheepfold. 471 00:34:58,791 --> 00:34:59,833 Sure, okay! 472 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:02,750 Okay! Thanks a bunch! 473 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:03,750 Alright! All the best! 474 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,708 -Bye! -Bye! 475 00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:24,250 Why am I so doomed? 476 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:26,833 Praised be the Lord! 477 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:29,125 I guess this will do. 478 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:40,916 Why am I so doomed? 479 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,041 Hey, buddy! 480 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:53,208 I will come back to get you, I will! 481 00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,291 -Wait! We lost him! -No way… 482 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:00,916 Ticuta, you gotta believe me… 483 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,833 I refuse her, 484 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:03,583 she hit on me, 485 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:05,333 she wrestled me down and tried to kiss me. 486 00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:06,625 Now, how long are you going to run for? 487 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,166 I run, I will run to my end… 488 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,041 I'll run 'till I drop 489 00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:11,875 and then… I'll run.. 490 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:14,333 I'll crawl, 'cause he wants to castrate me, dear Tica… 491 00:36:14,416 --> 00:36:16,625 You know how good he is at it. You just saw it… 492 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,583 Little brother, just calm down, we will come up with a plan. 493 00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:21,166 -Okay? -Oi! Where are you! 494 00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:25,375 -Then, we come up with a situation. -No… I know… 495 00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:27,208 Wait… He's coming… 496 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:29,708 Oi, oi! Hold it! Stop running! 497 00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:30,625 There… 498 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:35,000 -Hid! Hide there! -Tica! 499 00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,333 -Yes, Boss? -Tica? 500 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,333 Tica! 501 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,291 -Yes, Boss! -Tell me… 502 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,708 -Where is he? -Who? 503 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:47,500 Who? 504 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:52,375 If for any reason, you hide him… I'll castrate you too! 505 00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:54,291 Am I now to blame for what he did? 506 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,666 If he did it, he's the one to pay, not me! 507 00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:59,125 -Is that so? -Is it! 508 00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:04,666 What's up? 509 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:07,000 Silence! I can hear him breathing! 510 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:09,208 -Where is he? -Go! 511 00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:14,083 Oi! God damn you, Horia, I'll come to castrate you, now! 512 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:16,166 Where are you, little devil? 513 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,958 Now, just wait 'till I'll catch you… 514 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,500 There you go! Go! 515 00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:35,208 Oi! 516 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,166 Oi! Are you all right? 517 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,166 -A little crowded, but quite all right. -Good! 518 00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:42,375 -Listen! -What? 519 00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,708 I saw a bride… 520 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,791 -What did you see? -A bride… 521 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,541 -Where? -Out there… 522 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:52,000 Oi, what would a bride do out here in the forest? 523 00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:54,333 Just keep hiding and I'll go fix the situation with the boss… 524 00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:56,875 -Just hide there! -Just come back quicker, 'cause this place… 525 00:37:56,958 --> 00:37:59,666 is full of ants, crawling up my ass… 526 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:03,083 Good! Take your time to pick them, one by one and just stay hidden in here… 527 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,250 Oi… 528 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,291 Velvet! 529 00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:05,500 Oi, Boss! This ain't the right path! 530 00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,083 Just follow me, Tica! 531 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:08,291 Why if this ain't the path? 532 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,541 -Just follow me… -Why? 533 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,291 There you go… 534 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:16,958 There… Oi! Show your face, Horia! 535 00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:17,916 I won't! 536 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,250 Just come out, cause I ain't pissed anymore. 537 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,250 I won't, 'cause you want to castrate me. 538 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,791 No one is going to castrate you, boy! 539 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:25,708 No! 540 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,708 Then what are you doing with that knife? 541 00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,083 Oi! Do you want me to come and get you? 542 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,250 -Out! -No… 543 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:36,958 Boss… You gotta believe me, it is not my fault… 544 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:41,208 I didn't hit, she hit on me… I swear… 545 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:45,791 Just believe me, is not my fault, I should go blind if I lie to you now. 546 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:49,541 She hit on me, please, believe me, she pushed me to the floor and… 547 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:52,166 started kissing me, and I thought, well… but I kept saying no, no… 548 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:55,166 So now, you call my wife, a lier… Is that so? 549 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:00,791 She is… 550 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:03,625 Let's try to get to the bottom of this… 551 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:06,083 -How? -Here's how, we go… 552 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:08,916 both, peacefully, back to the sheepfold… 553 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,583 We play cool… 554 00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:14,208 I pretend I have to leave for the Fair to sell some more wool. 555 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:18,708 But actually, I go and hide in the back of the porch, 556 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,458 so I can spy on you… 557 00:40:20,541 --> 00:40:22,500 Then, you hit on her. 558 00:40:23,416 --> 00:40:26,833 If she falls for it, then you are right. 559 00:40:27,541 --> 00:40:28,375 If she ain't… 560 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:31,916 In the jar. 561 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:36,125 -Oi! -Let's go! Move! 562 00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:38,833 Boss, it ain't my fault… 563 00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:41,291 She hit on me, please believe me… 564 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:06,625 Keep it shut, otherwise I scream and tell my husband you hit on me… Got it? 565 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:10,125 Now, I'm going to slowly take my hand away and next, you'll kiss me… Got it? 566 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:12,125 -I can't… -Why? 567 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,291 Cause you're married! 568 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:16,375 That's what I'm planning to change. 569 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:19,333 Do you think I enjoy kissing shepherds in the middle of nowhere? 570 00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:23,625 First, Horica… and now me? Why me? 571 00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:26,750 Anyone, anybody who can help me get rid of that nutcase… 572 00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:30,500 -Next year I'll get rid of you too. -Why did you marry him if you hate him? 573 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:34,125 When I marry him he was rich, filthy rich and one year left to live… 574 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,750 -All that happened 10 ears ago… -Then, why don't you divorce him? 575 00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:38,666 Because of the prenup… 576 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:39,583 Here's the plan! 577 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:42,375 I kiss you, you marry me, I get rid of him, 578 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:46,458 I get the money, then, next year on Wool's Fair, I'll kiss the right one. 579 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:47,666 Oi! 580 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:52,208 All that because of the Wool's Fair? Let me tell that's all a lie… 581 00:41:52,291 --> 00:41:53,916 -A lie? -Yes, it is all a big lie. 582 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,375 Then, your other brother, Bica? With money and a wife? 583 00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:57,500 It was a coincidence. 584 00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,166 Coincidence? 585 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,875 Then, let me create a coincidence, here… 586 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:04,041 No, God! No…. 587 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,208 -Hey! -I feel weak… 588 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,708 You know the story of the Crazy Bride who wanders around this forest? 589 00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,666 -Whatbride? -Never heard of it? Oi! 590 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:16,291 -Check this out! -What? 591 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:19,833 She's a married woman who on the Wool's Fair Day kissed a young lad. 592 00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:21,541 -So what? -Next day he died! 593 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:23,291 -Who? -The lad, who else? 594 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,791 -He's bad… -Wait! Wait a minute! 595 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,333 You have to listen to the story. 596 00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:30,083 She went up a mountain top, all pissed off… 597 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,916 dressed as a bride and jumped off. 598 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,041 Bang! She falled and died. 599 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:36,666 Down there a river bursted out of the ground… flowing… 600 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:39,041 Resembling the crinkles of her veil, that's why the name got stuck. 601 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,791 -What a sad story… -Wait! 602 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:44,000 Wait a minute there… 'cause she's still wandering the forest ever since… 603 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:47,125 and if she spots us here, cuddling, she'll kill us both… 604 00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:50,208 I don't want to die. You don't either… You… 605 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:52,000 Nice try! 606 00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,291 Wait… 607 00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:07,750 I'm good! 608 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:21,666 Oi! Almighty… Oi, God speed… God help! 609 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:33,458 Keep walking! 610 00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:05,916 Who ratchet you up so nicely, sweetheart? 611 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,291 Still chasing us? 612 00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:08,208 Are you in need for a ride? 613 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,958 What are you doing in Doina's car? 614 00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:20,041 That's not Doina's car, is the company's car. 615 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,750 She just gave me a hint on your location. 616 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,041 The company? 617 00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:24,541 No, Doina! 618 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:26,875 C'mon, you know what I'm after. 619 00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:29,583 Give me a break! I'm on a mission, I was kissed. Get away from me! 620 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,750 -Where did you hide her? At the sheepfold? -Who? 621 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:32,958 My mom! 622 00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:36,458 Stop playing dumb, I just want to talk with her for a minute. 623 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,375 a short exclusive, a picture, 624 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:41,541 maybe you guys tell me why did you choose today as the day to run away together? 625 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:44,375 What running? Who's running? 626 00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:48,125 I just found the poor girl crying on the curb and I helped her out. 627 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:49,291 Just look at her! 628 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,500 Now, where do you know that girl from? 629 00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:55,666 You are really clueless, aren't you? 630 00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:58,208 I am… 631 00:45:06,041 --> 00:45:07,083 She's a local star. 632 00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,333 You're kidding… 633 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:11,708 Now, you are one too. 634 00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:14,458 I don't believe you… 635 00:45:14,541 --> 00:45:16,208 -That not all. -What else? 636 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,000 You see all those messages up here? 637 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:27,958 I do… 638 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000 These, have been read by all the girls on this site. 639 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:34,500 That means, less running and more options. 640 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:37,250 You mean… If you post my message, then… 641 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:38,166 Exactly! 642 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,625 -They will read it? -Exactly! 643 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,083 Fine! 644 00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:44,333 And you want me to take you to Velvet. 645 00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:47,541 You help me, I'll help you! We've got a deal? 646 00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:49,375 We do! 647 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,375 -Good! -We do! 648 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:51,333 Let go! 649 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,833 Only that I don't know exactly where she is 'cause I lost her. 650 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,458 Get in the car! 651 00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:10,333 I refuse to get in, I got in once before and it didn't end right. 652 00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:11,541 Move! 653 00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:27,125 What the hell was that? 654 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,000 The Crazy Bride! 655 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:34,000 I thought you improvised. 656 00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:37,375 So did I. 657 00:47:50,416 --> 00:47:51,375 If Zmeu comes, 658 00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:54,333 say nothing about all this. 659 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:56,416 Why? 660 00:47:58,041 --> 00:47:59,958 Didn't you say the bride chases lovers? 661 00:48:01,041 --> 00:48:02,916 How to tell Zmeu, she's chasing us? 662 00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:10,125 Oi! 663 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:44,791 I will only go to the Fair, not getting enrolled, my darling! 664 00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:47,666 Why don't you send the shepherds and you can stay here with me. 665 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:53,750 Well, c'mon dear Vera, why don't we try to get along? 666 00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:59,166 C'mon, wait for me here, nicely… until I'll be back. 667 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:02,625 -You promise to be quick, do you? -I'll be like the wind! 668 00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:04,791 -Do you promise? -Sure! 669 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,708 You, fat cat! 670 00:49:06,791 --> 00:49:09,666 -I'll be right back! -You, fat cat! Go! 671 00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:44,125 There… 672 00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:46,333 It will rain… 673 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:58,208 It will rain hard… I tell you. 674 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:17,250 "Little blossom… 675 00:50:20,291 --> 00:50:21,666 Little clover… 676 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,916 How I'd like to get back over 677 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:28,750 Oi, oi, oi… 678 00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:33,208 To be yet back in the shed 679 00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:36,583 Where I made a big mistake 680 00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:42,833 It's just human to be frightened 681 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,416 When you fall in love so sudden 682 00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:50,708 'Cause she wants me and I didn't 683 00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:53,166 Now I suffer like a weasel." 684 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:57,333 And now listen! 'Cause the bear makes his entrance…There… 685 00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:58,875 "Little blossom and sweet milk 686 00:50:59,541 --> 00:51:01,375 Just listen to me for a bit 687 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:04,708 I was dumb and had no thought 688 00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:06,250 When you asked me for a…" 689 00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:11,583 A smack… 690 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:13,333 What smack? 691 00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:15,250 -Seriously? -Was a smack… 692 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:18,041 -Really? -It was a smack… I swear! 693 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:22,958 God help, I swear it was ending with a smack. 694 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,958 It was a smack, 'cause this is how I wrote it… 695 00:51:25,041 --> 00:51:28,333 First I didn't know, but then I found the rhyme, 696 00:51:28,416 --> 00:51:31,416 but I fixed it, and now it rhymes with… smack… 697 00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:35,166 Just hear yourself! Smack… 698 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:36,583 Just a little smack… 699 00:51:36,666 --> 00:51:39,041 -You asshole! -Have it your way… 700 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:43,041 "Did I though of abomination 701 00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:47,791 Now get ready for castration." 702 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:55,250 Spit it out, Casanova… How does the plan works? 703 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:59,583 Boss, I swear, just give me a bit more time… 704 00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:02,083 She'll fall for it, bit more time and she buys it. 705 00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:05,333 She was already sending me the looks, staring at me like this… 706 00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:07,708 twice she did the tongue think… little devil! 707 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,958 -God almighty! -True! 708 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:12,625 Oi! I'll give you a bit more time. 709 00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:15,458 Thank you! God bless your mighty whiskers! 710 00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:19,291 Vera! 711 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,833 -Vera dear! -Yes! 712 00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,041 What's the rush? 713 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:31,166 I would like you to help me with something. 714 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:33,583 Shot! 715 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:38,125 Won't you wanna help me… again with that bucket? 716 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,166 Oh, carefully… Sweet God! 717 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,375 We made a mess with the corn… 718 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:43,416 Can you point me to a toilet? 719 00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:50,500 Toilet! 720 00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:54,916 Are you ready? 721 00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:57,541 Right now. Give me a minute. 722 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,083 -Sure! -Good? 723 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:21,041 I dream about you ever since you kissed me you know where… 724 00:54:22,291 --> 00:54:24,833 No! Actually… No! 725 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,833 Ever since you kissed me when we met… 726 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:33,041 All I can think is you… and… 727 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,250 I wait for you to come to me. 728 00:54:37,166 --> 00:54:38,583 -Where? -Here. 729 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:40,916 -Where will you wait for her? -Here! 730 00:54:44,416 --> 00:54:46,583 He is waiting for you in the village of Rachitele, 731 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:47,625 at Zmeu's sheepfold. 732 00:54:47,708 --> 00:54:48,625 Ask for Zmeu… 733 00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:50,750 or for a sheepfold who belonged to Minte… 734 00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:51,791 Mintouan… 735 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:56,000 …and this is where you will find the lad who kissed you for the Wool's Fair Day. 736 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:57,208 That's me… 737 00:54:58,041 --> 00:54:58,875 Yes. 738 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,208 -Cut! -Sure. 739 00:56:19,541 --> 00:56:22,041 What the hell are you doing there? You unorthodox scum! 740 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,416 Let the girl take her shower in peace! Over here! 741 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,958 Get over here, you scum! 742 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:32,291 Listen, Boss! Why do you shave? You are already married. 743 00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:36,791 If you two manage to keep Vera away from the sheepfold, 744 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:38,708 I forgive you for all your sins. 745 00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:41,375 And I'll throw in a day off for the Wool's Fair Day next year. 746 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:43,875 That's a good deal, Boss… 747 00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:45,708 Boss, stop calling me boss! 748 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:47,166 If you keep calling me boss, I'll slap you! 749 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,666 What do you want us to call you, Boss? 750 00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:51,791 I don't know… 751 00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:53,916 Call me Zmeu! 752 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,625 Fine. 753 00:56:56,708 --> 00:57:00,000 Listen to me. Come over here, come! 754 00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:02,583 Oi! Listen to me carefully! 755 00:57:02,666 --> 00:57:06,166 I'll take this girl into the forest, to search for that dumb ass… 756 00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,916 and when she'll be tired… 757 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,958 This is when I take her down to the shores of the lake, 758 00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:16,000 once we get there, surprise! 759 00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:18,125 What surprise? 760 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:25,333 A four stars classy, restaurant… 761 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,625 -Is there such think? -No really… 762 00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:30,666 Both of you will set up a table, 763 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:34,750 with a nice cloth cover, not the plastic cheap one. 764 00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:39,041 A candle, a couple of glasses, a bottle of wine, 765 00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,500 and don't forget the glasses. 766 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:43,833 Ticuta, hey, you are my right hand here. 767 00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:49,875 Do, dear Ticuta, some of that good sophisticated food… 768 00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:52,458 Sophisticated? 769 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,125 Sacrifice a sheep! 770 00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:57,000 Like in the restaurants… 771 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:01,541 -Okay. -Now, enough! 772 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:06,000 Let me too, enjoy the work of our Lord… 773 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,708 Where did she go? 774 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:11,791 She vanished. 775 00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:13,458 Ready to go? 776 00:58:14,208 --> 00:58:19,500 What did I tell you to fix this wall? How many times do I have to tell you? 777 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:23,458 If you don't do the work yourself, you never get anything, around here, done. 778 00:58:23,541 --> 00:58:26,583 Shall we move on before the wolves eat that poor man? 779 00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,875 Sure! 780 00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:30,375 What? Have you done here…. 781 00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:33,333 -Did you just shaved? -Who, me? 782 00:58:33,416 --> 00:58:35,500 God almighty! How could I do such a thing? 783 00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:38,208 -C'mon, God help! Hold that! -What's this? 784 00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,041 Well, tea! 785 00:58:40,791 --> 00:58:42,333 I'm not sick. Am I? 786 00:58:42,416 --> 00:58:46,833 No, tea! You see… You drink some and get rid of that belly of yours… 787 00:58:47,666 --> 00:58:49,375 -Let's move on, Boss! -Ready. 788 00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:51,083 Oh, wait a minute there. 789 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:54,541 If I see Vera around here, I'll smack you both! 790 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:56,791 No worries, Boss… Calm down, I'll be in charge! 791 00:58:56,875 --> 00:58:58,250 Oi! Shall we drink? 792 00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:00,458 If the lady said so, we shall! 793 00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:04,166 -How do we do it? -Easy! Open it and we drink! 794 00:59:08,625 --> 00:59:10,916 Oi! Come over to fix the situation! 795 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:11,833 Wait! 796 00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:14,583 C'mon, hurry! 797 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,541 Only two sips and I already feel lighter! 798 00:59:25,791 --> 00:59:32,208 Slow down, you girl… you're quick as a goat. 799 00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:34,250 Mountain goat… 800 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,166 Are you sure, this is the right path? 801 00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,791 I surely recognise this pine tree. 802 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,791 All pine trees look the same. 803 00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,750 There's a red paint spot on this one! I surely crossed this path. 804 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:46,625 That sign means the tree is scheduled to be cut, 805 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:48,166 there are others scheduled as well. 806 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,041 C'mon, Boss, stop whining and walk! 807 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:54,708 Don't… Just don't worry… 808 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,333 It will all be fine. There… 809 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:01,041 That's our flaw as a nation… 810 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:04,916 once conquered, we thank God for it… 811 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:06,791 There… you're set! 812 01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:10,750 What does that has to do with what we are doing here? 813 01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:15,500 It has… Just take this beautiful bride who came to our sheepfold, for example. 814 01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:18,666 And what do we do? We did nothing! We let the boss hit on her… 815 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:21,458 and than, we thanked him for it. 816 01:00:21,541 --> 01:00:22,875 Why did we thanked him? 817 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:24,833 Cause he gave us a day off next year for the Wool's Fair. 818 01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:27,208 Shove something in here… here… 819 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:29,708 -What… -There you go, little brother! 820 01:00:31,416 --> 01:00:33,166 -That will do it. -There… 821 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:36,250 And… what shall we do? 822 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:39,625 He hits on our find and we just accept it! 823 01:00:39,708 --> 01:00:41,041 Our find… is not our find. 824 01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:42,625 She's our find, cause this is where she landed. 825 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:44,625 That's why Bica brought her here, for us. 826 01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:46,458 Do I look fine? 827 01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:49,166 Shove in some more stuff… 828 01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:50,666 so it will look legit. 829 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:55,291 -There! -If Bica brought it, then it is his. 830 01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:59,083 Oi, little brother, but Bica already has a wife… 831 01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:00,291 -Sure… -Little brother. 832 01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:05,833 Here… Be strong! 833 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:10,583 Are you sure… 834 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,708 your plan will work? 835 01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:24,541 Now… What did I tell you to do? 836 01:01:28,208 --> 01:01:30,583 -Boohoo. -Boohoo? 837 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:33,625 -Boohoo? -Boohoo! 838 01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:36,375 -Isn't it? -Oi, little brother… how did I teach you? 839 01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:38,291 You gotta frighten them… It ain't that easy… 840 01:01:38,375 --> 01:01:40,416 -Not just, boohoo! -How? 841 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,666 No, look! Shake your head! 842 01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:45,500 Relax your lower lip and say, "Boohoo!" 843 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,250 -Boohoo! -That's better. Keep shaking your head. 844 01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:50,250 -Boohoo! -Just like the village's fool… Let's see! 845 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,666 -Boohoo! -Raise your arms… 846 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,541 No, that ain't right… Now, just forget about the arms. 847 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:57,750 -Keep shaking your head… -Boohoo! 848 01:01:57,833 --> 01:02:00,041 Now, raise your arms, shake your head and say, "Boohoo!" 849 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:04,708 Boohoo! 850 01:02:04,791 --> 01:02:08,583 Boohoo! 851 01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:13,583 Boohoo! 852 01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:21,166 The hell with it, it won't work! 853 01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:26,333 Calm down, little brother… It will work… You are perfect… 854 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:33,666 Actually… I think I've seen you before… 855 01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:36,916 -Possibly… -But, not from the TV. 856 01:02:39,541 --> 01:02:41,916 The I doubt it. I never visited the sheepfold before. 857 01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:55,166 C'mon, climb! 858 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:01,750 Bear in mind! As I taught you! 859 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:04,500 Like the village's idiot! There! 860 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:06,083 And be ready for when Vera comes! 861 01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:07,625 But, keep covered, so she won't recognise you! 862 01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:10,541 -You got it? -Sure… I got it! 863 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:13,375 -It is all set! -Oi! 864 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:14,333 What now? 865 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:16,416 Now, what if I get thirsty? 866 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:20,250 -Bring some water. -Damn it! 867 01:03:32,166 --> 01:03:34,000 There you are! Here! 868 01:03:37,791 --> 01:03:39,458 What are you doing? Why do you take the ladder away? 869 01:03:40,791 --> 01:03:42,250 Oi! Aren't you a ghost? 870 01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:45,041 -Sure I am! -Ghosts appear… don't need ladder. 871 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:47,458 -And how do ghost climb down? -They fly! 872 01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,750 Just wait a minute, there… 873 01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:04,041 -Yes! -I don't get it. What are you showing me? 874 01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:08,166 Doina said I'll find her here and I did. 875 01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:09,083 She's gone mad. 876 01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:11,666 I have no idea what her plan is, but I think we've got an exclusive. 877 01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:13,125 Do you have the camera gear with you? 878 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:14,791 Unfortunately, not. I only have my phone, 879 01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:16,166 I followed her since the wedding. 880 01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:17,250 Okay! 881 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:20,875 Shoot it with the phone and I'll stream it on the local channels too. 882 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:29,333 There you go… 883 01:05:32,125 --> 01:05:32,958 Here… 884 01:05:34,541 --> 01:05:37,958 -Yes. -Hold this phone and if my boss calls… 885 01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:39,958 Let me know. But only if the boss calls. 886 01:05:40,041 --> 01:05:41,500 -Pay attention here. -What? 887 01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:42,583 -To the phone's screen. -What? 888 01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:44,458 -Here, on the screen, if he calls, shout! -Sure! 889 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,666 And this one is for streaming. Hold it! 890 01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:49,916 -Do you see this red dot? -I do… 891 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,916 You should press on it, when I tell you to. 892 01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:55,250 -Keep your eyes to the screen. -To the screen, sure… 893 01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,166 Good! You should point it to see Velvet… 894 01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:00,625 But also frame me as well… 895 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,083 Got it? 896 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:03,625 Did you framed us both? 897 01:06:04,541 --> 01:06:06,833 -Look at the screen, stop staring at me! -Sure… 898 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:08,625 Good! Now, that's how we do it! 899 01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:11,916 I'll count. Three… Two… One… then you should press the red dot. 900 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,750 -Sure! -Good! 901 01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:16,750 How do I look? 902 01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:20,166 C'mon! 903 01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,958 Three… Two… One… 904 01:06:27,541 --> 01:06:28,458 Oh, sure… 905 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,208 There… 906 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:34,291 Good afternoon and welcome to the sheepfold! 907 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:49,208 Oi! 908 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,083 Doina! 909 01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:02,250 Wait! 910 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:06,791 I recognise this place! 911 01:07:08,583 --> 01:07:12,166 I recognise this grass… all limped… 912 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:15,875 That's the place… 913 01:07:15,958 --> 01:07:17,458 It all came back to me, now! 914 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:19,958 I remember where I know you from! 915 01:07:28,125 --> 01:07:30,625 From that nude magazine… 916 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:32,333 I remember now! 917 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,500 -Well… Come over her! -Why? 918 01:07:38,916 --> 01:07:43,916 -Sure! -Let's get that out of the way. Right? 919 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,125 -Then we could focus on our task. -Sure… 920 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,500 -Do you wanna touch them? -I… 921 01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:51,291 Won't you wanna touch them? 922 01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:53,583 C'mon! Touch them! Consider it a souvenir! 923 01:07:53,666 --> 01:07:56,166 -I only wanted to say, that… -Touch them! 924 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:01,666 -What? Are you shy, now? -Yes! 925 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:04,583 -Let me give you a hand, there! -Oi! 926 01:08:04,666 --> 01:08:06,333 I'm in heaven! 927 01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:11,125 You're damned, now! The Crazy Bride will get you, now! 928 01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:13,250 Vera! Vera, just wait a minute! 929 01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:18,166 Hold on a minute… so I won't waste my time running. Was that all… or… 930 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:20,333 -…we will go deeper into it? -Run! 931 01:08:20,416 --> 01:08:22,791 I'm off! Vera! Vera, wait for me! 932 01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,875 We are not aware of her intentions. 933 01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:28,291 All we know is that she fled her wedding 934 01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:32,208 and now she climbed on the roof of that shed. 935 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:35,083 Well, you are not Doina, you are fresher… 936 01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:37,666 -And this is…? -He is Tica! 937 01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:39,333 Tica! 938 01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:40,541 The sheepfold's owner! 939 01:08:40,625 --> 01:08:42,708 No, no, no… The owner is called Zmeu. 940 01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:44,958 -Not a bad boss, but… -Well, fine sir… 941 01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:47,000 How did you get to know Velvet? 942 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:49,208 "Sir"? Why are you calling me "sir"? 943 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:51,541 Well, we are live… The whole country is watching us, now… 944 01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:53,291 -Where? -On the TV! 945 01:08:54,833 --> 01:08:56,208 -Oi! -Well, just tell us! 946 01:08:56,291 --> 01:09:00,083 How did Velvet ended, up there on the roof of your shed? 947 01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:02,791 That's not a shed, it is a boiling room. 948 01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:04,791 That's where we prepare the cheese. 949 01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:06,000 Well, that's a boiling room. 950 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,250 That's where we also prepare the yogurt. 951 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:09,666 Now walk us through it. 952 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:14,041 Well, you poor the milk into a bucket and stir it well… 953 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:17,250 Not that! How did Velvet arrived at your sheepfold? 954 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:19,583 My dear! Didn't you hear me well? 955 01:09:19,666 --> 01:09:22,291 I'm not the owner of that sheepfold. Zmeu is! 956 01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:25,000 Fely! 957 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:26,583 Fely! 958 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:28,250 You've got a new message! 959 01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:30,166 -Well? -Should I read it? 960 01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:31,833 -Yes! -Sure… 961 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:35,416 "Take that idiot out of the frame." 962 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:41,208 Reporting for you live, Felicia Tataru, from AlloTV! 963 01:09:41,291 --> 01:09:43,375 Back to you, now, Mircea?! 964 01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:45,250 Not Mircea… Tica! 965 01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:47,666 -Stop the recording! -What? 966 01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:49,666 Stop the recording! 967 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:53,208 -Oi! This thing? Should I press? -Just press it! 968 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,625 -You made a full out of me on live TV! -God help! Stop screaming like that! 969 01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:02,000 I set out for an exclusive with Velvet and I ended up with an agricultural show! 970 01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:06,208 I gotta fix it… How can I…? 971 01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:08,083 I'll go down there… and ask her for an interview! 972 01:10:08,166 --> 01:10:11,333 No, wait! Calm down! You won't go down there all by yourself. 973 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:14,500 -Then I'll go! -You neither, 'cause she's mad at you! 974 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:17,750 -Why? -Because you deserted her in the forest! 975 01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:19,541 I deserted her? No, she deserted me! 976 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:21,958 Get back to your spot, now! Now, I say! 977 01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:22,875 Shoo! 978 01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:25,000 Don't you know I'm good at finding solutions? 979 01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:26,833 Keep it quiet, here! I'll go! 980 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,916 Just a minute! What should I tell her? 981 01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:32,833 Tell her that I want to talk to her 982 01:10:32,916 --> 01:10:35,291 and if she won't agree, we will not publish it. 983 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:37,041 Fine! Now, get back to your spot! C'mon, poop! 984 01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:39,541 Both in the pooping position, now! 985 01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:41,333 Both of you! Before she spots you and she runs away! 986 01:10:41,416 --> 01:10:43,875 -"Poop"?! -Both of you! Poop, right now! 987 01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:48,041 The guts on them! Wait for my signal! 988 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:49,583 Stay put! Poop now! 989 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:55,958 What the hell are you doing with that table on your back? 990 01:10:56,041 --> 01:10:57,583 Not your concern! Poop now! 991 01:10:58,583 --> 01:10:59,791 I won't poop just because you say so! 992 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:31,541 Check that out! 993 01:11:33,666 --> 01:11:34,500 She just jumped off! 994 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:42,791 Big deal! From that height, nothing happened. 995 01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:45,958 She's just showing off. 996 01:11:55,625 --> 01:12:01,125 Tica! Just look what happened here! 997 01:12:01,208 --> 01:12:03,541 What did I do? I didn't want to… 998 01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:05,791 Please believe me! I didn't want to… 999 01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,750 I swear on my eyes if I intended to do that…. 1000 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:12,791 I was up there… and the carboy dropped… and now she dead… but it's not my fault… 1001 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:16,250 -I don't know how it happened… -Calm down! 1002 01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,458 We all die, one day… dear brother… 1003 01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:21,416 -Now, you know I will find a solution. -I know… 1004 01:12:22,166 --> 01:12:24,416 -I'll find one for this situation too… -Please! 1005 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,166 -I'll come up with one. -Please! 1006 01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,750 -Oi! I came up with a solution! -Say it! 1007 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,291 Zmeu is coming! Run or he'll castrate you! 1008 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:50,458 Why should I run? Didn't he tell us to get rid of her? 1009 01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:53,291 He said to get rid, not to kill her. Now, run! Run! 1010 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:56,375 Here, here! Take this with you! 1011 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,625 Quickly go to the lake and arrange all these as Zmeu asked as to. 1012 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:03,375 -What? To set up the table? -Yes! Take this on your back! 1013 01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:05,541 And after you're done, you should hide somewhere. 1014 01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:07,500 I'll be there as soon as I'll fix this situation. Got it? 1015 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:09,708 -I'll be bitten again by the ants! -Sure you will! Now, go! 1016 01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:11,375 -Again? -Go, now! Run for your life! 1017 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:20,958 What happened? 1018 01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:24,375 Zmeu tried to get rid of you cause he has a new mistress. You got it? 1019 01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:25,875 -I know. -Shut up. 1020 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,833 But we didn't killed you, cause we are not criminals… Got it? 1021 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,291 -What? -Quiet! He's coming over! 1022 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:33,125 Don't move! Just stay put! I've got a plan! 1023 01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:36,750 Play dead! Play dead, I say! 1024 01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:38,416 That's good! Don't move! 1025 01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:46,666 Boss! We killed her, We smashed her head! 1026 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:50,208 Get the hell out of here! You didn't kill no one. 1027 01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:53,208 Sure, we did! She struggled like she was waiting for it. 1028 01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:57,166 Wait for what? She's still waiting for me. Take this into the boiling room. 1029 01:13:57,250 --> 01:14:00,791 Oi! Every other year on the Wool's Fair Day, 1030 01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:03,541 she keep chasing someone to kiss. 1031 01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:06,916 But for a diamond or something of value, 1032 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,541 she still comes back to me for that kiss. 1033 01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:11,291 I guess she gathered about ten diamonds 'till now. 1034 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,541 Now, tell me where is she? 1035 01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:15,125 -But, did you kissed the bride? -Oi! 1036 01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:20,958 She forced me to touch her tits. 1037 01:14:21,041 --> 01:14:24,000 -You're kidding me! -God strike me if I lie! 1038 01:14:24,916 --> 01:14:27,125 -There you go! -Oi! 1039 01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,375 What do you do, now? 1040 01:14:29,541 --> 01:14:32,000 There's a plan. Go out there and find Vera. 1041 01:14:32,958 --> 01:14:39,291 You explain her whatnot, then tell her to wait for me down the shore of the lake. 1042 01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:41,458 -Sure! -Put this in the back of the car. 1043 01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:47,708 …to wait for me down the shore and I'll come later with a surprise. 1044 01:14:47,791 --> 01:14:48,958 What surprise? 1045 01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:52,791 I have no clue, but I'll go down town and I'll find something… 1046 01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:55,375 -…she'll like very much! -Oi! Sure! 1047 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:03,333 You like surprises? 1048 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,083 I'll give you surprises! 1049 01:15:09,041 --> 01:15:11,125 -Wait… -Did you see how mad is he? 1050 01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:12,833 Just a little bit, he's not all that gone. 1051 01:15:12,916 --> 01:15:15,958 -But he was planing to kill me! -He didn't, deep down he's a good man. 1052 01:15:16,041 --> 01:15:18,541 He asked as to do it. He ain't that bad. 1053 01:15:18,625 --> 01:15:20,958 -You defend him, now? -I don't, but I have a plan too. 1054 01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:23,208 Calm down! I have an idea. Just hide down here… Okay? 1055 01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:25,500 I'm done hiding! 1056 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:27,083 I know what I need to do! 1057 01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:29,083 Damn it! 1058 01:15:31,916 --> 01:15:33,083 I'm coming! 1059 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:39,208 You need a new mistress, don't you? I'll show you mistress, you old fart! 1060 01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:42,833 I waisted my best years with you and now you need a new mistress! 1061 01:15:42,916 --> 01:15:45,416 -Calm down, woman! -I had enough! I'll kill him! 1062 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,125 Just calm down, cause you are young and beautiful 1063 01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,958 and surely you'll find someone fresher 1064 01:15:50,041 --> 01:15:51,875 who's going to marry you… calm down! 1065 01:15:51,958 --> 01:15:54,000 And I should go broke after all those ten years? 1066 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,666 -Wait! -No, thank you! 1067 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:58,125 Oi! Just think! If you kill him he will die, 1068 01:15:58,208 --> 01:16:00,875 and stay dead, and then you will get arrested, 1069 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:03,125 and it is like jumping from the lake into a pond, 1070 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:05,541 and stop drinking cause it blurs your thoughts, woman! 1071 01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:06,750 Just calm down, already! 1072 01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:09,250 I will help, I will please you fixing this situation. 1073 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:10,666 Let's hear your plan. 1074 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:13,833 Just pay attention! You go back in the forest 1075 01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:18,125 and hide until I will bring him to you, cause I'll bring him. 1076 01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:20,416 I will serve him to you on a tray. There… 1077 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,125 Wait, either if I come or not…. until I'll bring him. Got it? 1078 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:25,083 Then, we will fix him and therefore you fix the problem. 1079 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,291 Bravo Vera! That's good, control yourself! 1080 01:16:29,958 --> 01:16:31,875 What's the weapon of choice? My finger? 1081 01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:34,958 Behave yourself! Let go of the rifle. I'll give it to you at the right time. 1082 01:16:35,041 --> 01:16:38,375 Don't you understand to let go? Just be careful he won't see it's missing! 1083 01:16:44,583 --> 01:16:45,750 Let go of the rifle… 1084 01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:49,875 You better slap him rather than shoot him… 1085 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:53,291 I'm going to kill him! 1086 01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:02,875 What a hit… Be strong, gather yourself…! 1087 01:17:20,458 --> 01:17:22,375 That's Tica calling! Let's go! 1088 01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:25,250 Move on quicker! Tica is calling! 1089 01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:07,500 These will help you over here. 1090 01:18:17,916 --> 01:18:19,416 You are pretty too. 1091 01:18:21,125 --> 01:18:24,750 Stop blowing my horn. I know what you're after. 1092 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:28,958 Doina told me all about your mischievous ways. 1093 01:18:29,708 --> 01:18:31,500 She said that even when you play pretty, 1094 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:32,916 you're still planning something, isn't it? 1095 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:47,375 All I understand Doina said about me is that I am pretty. 1096 01:18:50,208 --> 01:18:51,500 Just sit here relaxed. 1097 01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:55,541 I'm going to fix something and I'll be back. 1098 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:18,791 Oi, Vera, don't do something stupid… 1099 01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:57,333 God damned Judas! 1100 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:08,375 What ever Doina said about me, but I want you to know that I've changed. 1101 01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:11,208 -Did you? -Yes. 1102 01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:13,958 Haven't be lying for a year and seven days, now. 1103 01:21:17,708 --> 01:21:18,708 Why should I believe it? 1104 01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:20,916 If it helps, I'll swear… 1105 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:25,458 Fine! Then I want to say a big "Thank you!" 1106 01:21:25,541 --> 01:21:27,916 You're welcome, but there's nothing to that me for, dear… 1107 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,708 There is… because you are totally open and have no hidden plan. 1108 01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:34,041 Truly, I have a plan… actually. 1109 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:35,916 I'll tell you the truth. 1110 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:38,833 What plan? 1111 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:44,625 I plan to have you in my plans. 1112 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:49,875 So while Velvet keeps wandering, pissed, in the forest, 1113 01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:53,291 while we have time, I plan to invite you to a nice dinner… 1114 01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:58,000 To talk, to get to know each other better, 1115 01:21:58,083 --> 01:22:00,083 to crack jokes, have a good time… 1116 01:22:00,166 --> 01:22:01,500 You get the drill! 1117 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,583 You mean, like a date, out? 1118 01:22:04,666 --> 01:22:07,291 No… I have a room in the back… 1119 01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:11,500 -Good! Now, this is the plan. -Tell me the plan. 1120 01:22:11,583 --> 01:22:14,083 Because you proved yourself to be trustworthy and open… 1121 01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:16,875 I'll accept your invitation… 1122 01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:19,916 But first… 1123 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:22,916 the interview… 1124 01:22:24,791 --> 01:22:26,541 Why can't the interview wait? 1125 01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:28,250 First work and then pleasure. 1126 01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:31,791 Well, better the interview first. 1127 01:22:33,625 --> 01:22:34,458 I recon… 1128 01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:40,708 Did I deliver? I always have a solution… 1129 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,083 This is the right spot. Go ahead! 1130 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:15,791 Set it there. 1131 01:23:15,875 --> 01:23:17,000 -Here? -There! 1132 01:23:21,166 --> 01:23:22,208 Well, you see… 1133 01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:26,208 Around here, it is easier to spot dumb people… 1134 01:23:26,291 --> 01:23:27,791 How didn't you get to kiss? 1135 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:31,416 Dressed like a bride, crying, all alone lost in the forest… 1136 01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:33,250 Oh, God! 1137 01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:36,583 Our good Lord gives gifts like this only to dumb people. 1138 01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:38,625 He won't give them to the ugly! 1139 01:23:41,458 --> 01:23:42,458 Bugger off! 1140 01:23:54,916 --> 01:23:56,666 My grandmother's dowry, 1141 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:06,875 my mother's glasses… 1142 01:24:08,375 --> 01:24:10,375 Oh, Zmeu… 1143 01:24:13,750 --> 01:24:14,791 Well… 1144 01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:17,916 You all took me for a fool, now it's my turn… 1145 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,166 I've never taken anyone, ever, for a fool, 1146 01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:23,791 I'm completely innocent, please, believe me! 1147 01:24:23,875 --> 01:24:25,625 All this is Zmeu's plan. Although I think… 1148 01:24:25,708 --> 01:24:27,333 Zmeu is not to blame either… 1149 01:24:28,125 --> 01:24:30,083 I think it is Tica's plan… 1150 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,875 He tends to build up lies… 1151 01:24:33,416 --> 01:24:35,125 but he is my brother… 1152 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,291 he has no bad intentions… 1153 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:39,708 It looks like I can't get rid of you… 1154 01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:41,333 So, there you have it… 1155 01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:44,708 I don't have a lover… 1156 01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:47,791 My husband doesn't have a mistress either… 1157 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,416 And I didn't chicken out, thinking that I'll lose out on life if I get married… 1158 01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:56,791 But I received an e-mail… 1159 01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,875 The results for the breast cancer test… 1160 01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:06,250 Which I didn't open… 1161 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:18,791 Later I got the call from my doctor… 1162 01:25:30,416 --> 01:25:33,125 which made me think that my married life… 1163 01:25:36,041 --> 01:25:38,500 is going to be far different than the one I imagined before. 1164 01:25:51,166 --> 01:25:52,000 There… 1165 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:54,458 You have your important exclusive! 1166 01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:56,583 Do what you might… 1167 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,083 Tell me, is that story with the Crazy Bride, true? 1168 01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:22,916 The Bride… Sure! Definitely! 1169 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,833 -And where is the bride now? -The Bride? 1170 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:31,500 How should I know where she is? Maybe somewhere in the forest. 1171 01:26:32,791 --> 01:26:33,916 But you… 1172 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,291 Have you ever seen her? 1173 01:26:37,958 --> 01:26:39,208 We've all seen her. 1174 01:26:42,625 --> 01:26:45,333 Pretty set up… Plenty of food… 1175 01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:48,833 What's Zmeu's spot? 1176 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,625 -At the table? -Yes! 1177 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:54,666 How, in the name of God, should I know where is he going to sit? 1178 01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,958 -I asked where is he going to sit! -Fine… 1179 01:26:57,750 --> 01:26:59,583 Here is his seat! Is that good? 1180 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:05,625 Now, open your legs… 1181 01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:08,375 What? 1182 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,625 C'mon! Do I have to ask twice? 1183 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:18,083 I don't have a clear shot. 1184 01:27:21,666 --> 01:27:24,708 Raise the skirt… 1185 01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:30,583 I can wait to see the look on Zmeu's face 1186 01:27:30,666 --> 01:27:32,958 when he will be left without his most precious things… 1187 01:27:42,541 --> 01:27:44,083 Is that invitation to dinner still on? 1188 01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:47,583 Follow me! Dear! 1189 01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:50,875 I hope to get better connection, 'cause I have a message to send. 1190 01:27:50,958 --> 01:27:52,458 That's something I can not vouch on. 1191 01:27:55,791 --> 01:27:56,625 Let's go! 1192 01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,625 Wait a minute, wait, our boss has returned. 1193 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,666 I'm going to ask permission before we wander off. 1194 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:05,333 You just wait for me here. 1195 01:28:13,458 --> 01:28:15,208 -Oi! -Boss, you made it back so soon? 1196 01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:17,958 Quickly, yes, quickly… 1197 01:28:18,625 --> 01:28:20,083 Let me show you the gift I brought for her. 1198 01:28:20,750 --> 01:28:23,083 -Oi! Let's see! -Watch carefully… 1199 01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:29,750 Twenty-four karats gold neckless and diamonds incrusted. 1200 01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:30,916 Now, look… 1201 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,875 There's nowhere in the world such piece. 1202 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,166 God almighty! 1203 01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:37,083 -How do you like it? -Oi! 1204 01:28:37,916 --> 01:28:40,041 -I told you! -You should know Vera is still alive. 1205 01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:41,375 Who said she was dead? 1206 01:28:41,458 --> 01:28:44,458 But, carefully, she's pretty angry, really mad on you. 1207 01:28:44,541 --> 01:28:47,916 I know! She's mad, but she'll get over it, I know her well… 1208 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,958 She went in the forest and I believe it is not the right moment to follow her. 1209 01:28:51,041 --> 01:28:54,458 She said she firsts wants to see the necklace and then… 1210 01:28:54,541 --> 01:28:55,708 Then what's the plan? 1211 01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:57,833 -We send someone with it. -Really? 1212 01:28:57,916 --> 01:28:58,750 You know… 1213 01:28:59,791 --> 01:29:02,583 -I always come with the solutions, but… -Good! You think? How? 1214 01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:05,083 I'll go! 1215 01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:06,583 -You? -Yes! 1216 01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:14,708 That's not a bad plan! 1217 01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:15,833 -Take it, there… -I'm off! 1218 01:29:15,916 --> 01:29:21,750 But you first cheer her up and when I come in she's already horny… 1219 01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:22,833 -Sure! You see… -Oi! 1220 01:29:22,916 --> 01:29:27,166 Wait a minute! What's with all that racket around here? 1221 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:30,958 Boss! That one is our little brother, Bica… 1222 01:29:31,708 --> 01:29:34,583 He came over with a girl called Velvet, who is spied by that girl over there… 1223 01:29:34,666 --> 01:29:38,333 -That one? -She keeps following her and makes films… 1224 01:29:38,416 --> 01:29:41,958 And I gave this one some cheese, she liked it so much 1225 01:29:42,041 --> 01:29:43,791 and now she wants to make films about us. 1226 01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:46,791 About me, about the landscape, with me doing cheese… 1227 01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:48,500 Why with you? 1228 01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:50,375 With whom then? 1229 01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:53,208 Are you the only one around here who knows to make cheese? 1230 01:29:54,166 --> 01:29:56,958 -You do, sure! -Don't I? Then?! 1231 01:29:57,708 --> 01:30:01,000 -Then you do it! -Well thought out, I tell you! 1232 01:30:01,750 --> 01:30:05,375 I can see you one day owning your own sheepfold, dear Tica! 1233 01:30:05,458 --> 01:30:07,625 -Don't bother 'cause I'm not that smart. -Now, go! 1234 01:30:07,708 --> 01:30:10,541 -I just come up with the solutions… -Go faster! 1235 01:30:15,166 --> 01:30:18,416 Now, tell me! You came here to stay? 1236 01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:20,041 No! I came with Velvet. 1237 01:30:20,125 --> 01:30:21,833 -With Velvet? -Yes, we… 1238 01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:23,041 Then, why are you blocking my way?! 1239 01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:25,583 Go fetch me some cotton cloth 1240 01:30:25,666 --> 01:30:27,708 so I'll prepare the cheese for the TV interview… 1241 01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,291 Move your ass faster! 1242 01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,208 The cotton cloth, over there! 1243 01:30:33,208 --> 01:30:38,291 No! Calm down! I only want to come in on a different matter… that's all… 1244 01:30:42,416 --> 01:30:45,416 I think you know I am the owner of this sheepfold, don't you? 1245 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:47,666 Hold it! Wait… You own it! 1246 01:30:47,750 --> 01:30:48,875 It's yours! 1247 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:52,625 I only want to get some things from here, I won't bother you, I swear… 1248 01:30:53,791 --> 01:30:54,666 Alright! You can come in. 1249 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:57,000 Thank you! 1250 01:31:00,208 --> 01:31:01,125 But first… 1251 01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:04,833 I want to apologise for my earlier behaviour when I … 1252 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,750 hit on you like a jerk… 1253 01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:15,041 But I have a wife… whom I love dearly… 1254 01:31:16,041 --> 01:31:19,791 We have a happy marriage, I shouldn't have done that to her… 1255 01:31:21,166 --> 01:31:25,458 But I have a weakness for beautiful women… 1256 01:31:25,541 --> 01:31:26,416 like yourself… 1257 01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:28,958 I can't control it… 1258 01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:35,958 Even when you apologise for hitting on me, you're still hitting on me. 1259 01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:38,791 Do you think I'm ill? 1260 01:31:39,416 --> 01:31:42,666 -You are all ill! -Yes, we are all ill… You're right! 1261 01:31:43,458 --> 01:31:44,291 You're right! 1262 01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:46,291 But… 1263 01:31:47,041 --> 01:31:48,625 You can make up for it. 1264 01:31:48,708 --> 01:31:51,666 I'll do anything! Your will is my command! 1265 01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:55,416 -Take me home! -Sure! 1266 01:31:57,708 --> 01:31:58,875 Is that far? 1267 01:32:01,333 --> 01:32:03,750 -I can't believe it! -Calm down! You are right… 1268 01:32:03,833 --> 01:32:08,708 Follow me. We go now… We go right now, just calm down… 1269 01:32:09,791 --> 01:32:10,875 There… 1270 01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:17,583 Now, your choice! You can walk if you want. I have nothing against it… 1271 01:32:17,666 --> 01:32:18,625 Are you coming? 1272 01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:42,791 Oi, Vera! 1273 01:32:42,875 --> 01:32:48,583 I pictured this… I pictured this as a more peaceful scene… 1274 01:32:49,708 --> 01:32:50,541 I… 1275 01:32:51,125 --> 01:32:52,916 Tell me how did you pictured it. 1276 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:57,250 -How did I pictured? -Poison! Isn't it? 1277 01:32:58,833 --> 01:33:01,416 What poisonous plants grow around here? 1278 01:33:02,083 --> 01:33:05,833 C'mon woman, only dark thoughts you have in your mind? 1279 01:33:06,750 --> 01:33:09,375 Now let me tell you how I pictured it… Listen well to my idea… 1280 01:33:09,458 --> 01:33:11,375 We… both hide behind that bush, 1281 01:33:11,458 --> 01:33:13,500 and let Zmeu and his mistress to come. 1282 01:33:13,583 --> 01:33:15,416 As we are hidden behind the bush, 1283 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:20,375 we can hear their intentions and if they are bad… 1284 01:33:20,458 --> 01:33:21,291 Boom! 1285 01:33:21,833 --> 01:33:22,666 -Really? -Really! 1286 01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:24,291 Boom! You're right! 1287 01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:28,083 Both in one shot, they won't even know where it came from. 1288 01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:30,250 C'mon! Stop bringing out those dark thoughts, 1289 01:33:30,333 --> 01:33:32,791 I was just thinking that we come out "Boom" and… 1290 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:34,250 "Boom," we show them they weren't fair… 1291 01:33:34,333 --> 01:33:36,666 We love you, we respect you and you take us for fools? 1292 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:38,541 That's the "Boom" I was saying… the impact… 1293 01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:40,750 Who took you for a fool? 1294 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:46,750 Don't you see my outfit? 1295 01:33:48,041 --> 01:33:50,541 That's true! Then we shoot Tica too. 1296 01:33:51,541 --> 01:33:56,583 God almighty! You want to shoot everyone. Wouldn't you like go shoot a deer? 1297 01:33:57,125 --> 01:33:57,958 Maybe you'll wear it off. 1298 01:33:58,791 --> 01:34:02,375 What a genius idea! Bravo! 1299 01:34:02,458 --> 01:34:03,625 Let's go on a hunt! 1300 01:34:04,958 --> 01:34:06,583 Move! 1301 01:34:22,250 --> 01:34:24,666 Dear Velvet, dear! You can't just leave me for him! 1302 01:34:30,833 --> 01:34:36,916 My dear Velvet, you can't go with him… I'm the one you kissed on the mouth! 1303 01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:42,750 Oi, God almighty… 1304 01:34:43,666 --> 01:34:46,041 God help, where I ended up… 1305 01:34:46,708 --> 01:34:47,958 Tica! 1306 01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:50,708 Horia! 1307 01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:55,166 Call Tica to come up with a solution… 1308 01:34:56,458 --> 01:34:57,458 Oi! 1309 01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:06,708 So it wear off, didn't it? 1310 01:35:06,791 --> 01:35:07,708 It didn't! 1311 01:35:07,791 --> 01:35:09,916 -I was thinking that… -I want shoot a deer. 1312 01:35:15,166 --> 01:35:16,083 I'll tear our its heart… 1313 01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:19,875 And I'll serve it to Zmeu on a platter… 1314 01:35:22,875 --> 01:35:24,000 When he'll raise the lid… 1315 01:35:26,541 --> 01:35:28,041 and he will see the heart… 1316 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:34,250 "Boom!" 1317 01:35:37,583 --> 01:35:38,708 He'll die? 1318 01:35:39,916 --> 01:35:40,750 How did you figured that out? 1319 01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:49,083 I guessed… 1320 01:35:49,916 --> 01:35:52,791 Only that until we find a deer… 1321 01:35:53,500 --> 01:35:56,458 They… get married, make children and start school for the first year. 1322 01:35:58,041 --> 01:35:59,083 I can smell it. 1323 01:36:04,208 --> 01:36:05,041 Is here. 1324 01:36:06,166 --> 01:36:07,208 Sure! 1325 01:36:07,291 --> 01:36:08,958 -There's a deer! -Where? 1326 01:36:09,041 --> 01:36:10,083 Over there! Where to? 1327 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:30,833 Tica! 1328 01:36:32,291 --> 01:36:33,458 Horia! 1329 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:40,000 Oi! God strike me, what are you doing up there, dear boy? 1330 01:36:40,750 --> 01:36:42,875 But you, what are you doing in a bride's dress, "dear boy"? 1331 01:36:43,583 --> 01:36:45,958 Oi… That's a long story… 1332 01:36:46,041 --> 01:36:49,291 But… She's looking to shoot Tica! 1333 01:36:49,375 --> 01:36:50,916 -Who? -Vera! 1334 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,625 -Who? -Zmeu's wife. 1335 01:36:54,291 --> 01:36:55,750 Have you seen Tica? 1336 01:36:55,833 --> 01:36:57,083 He went down to the lake. 1337 01:36:57,916 --> 01:36:58,750 -By the lake? -Yes! 1338 01:36:58,833 --> 01:37:04,000 Oi! God strike me, straight into her net, cause this is where she's waiting… 1339 01:37:05,291 --> 01:37:07,000 What he went there for? 1340 01:37:07,083 --> 01:37:08,958 He's hitting on that other girl from the TV. 1341 01:37:09,041 --> 01:37:11,250 -Who? -The girl from the TV. 1342 01:37:12,125 --> 01:37:13,875 -Fine, let's find him. -Let's go! 1343 01:37:13,958 --> 01:37:15,333 -Oi! -What? 1344 01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:17,333 Help me out here! 1345 01:37:19,958 --> 01:37:23,666 Easy… so I won't fall… 1346 01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:25,958 You'll help me, won't you? You'll come with me… 1347 01:37:26,625 --> 01:37:28,958 -We go after him. -Where to go after him? 1348 01:37:29,041 --> 01:37:32,833 After he forced you to dress like a bride… 1349 01:37:32,916 --> 01:37:35,125 after, all my life he hid all women from me… 1350 01:37:35,208 --> 01:37:38,250 after all his lies… 1351 01:37:38,333 --> 01:37:40,875 claiming he is the one who comes with the solutions… 1352 01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:42,833 True! 1353 01:37:42,916 --> 01:37:46,291 But however he is, he is our dear brother who took care of us all our lives… 1354 01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:48,166 You wanna let her kill him? 1355 01:37:52,208 --> 01:37:55,000 So what? Can we stop the bullets with our chest for him? 1356 01:37:55,791 --> 01:37:57,458 I don't know, we'll figured out! Let's go! 1357 01:38:02,166 --> 01:38:07,041 Those two are idiots? They left the sheepfold unattended? 1358 01:38:20,208 --> 01:38:21,208 -Do you see her? -I do… 1359 01:38:22,208 --> 01:38:23,041 Who is it? 1360 01:38:23,875 --> 01:38:24,708 Vera! 1361 01:38:27,708 --> 01:38:28,541 Oi! 1362 01:38:29,791 --> 01:38:31,791 -She's got a gun. -Didn't I told you she has a gun? 1363 01:38:33,625 --> 01:38:34,750 Here's the plan… 1364 01:38:34,833 --> 01:38:38,375 You go down there and when you reach the table down there… 1365 01:38:38,458 --> 01:38:39,583 Why me? 1366 01:38:39,666 --> 01:38:41,416 You are the one trying to save Tica. 1367 01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:43,625 Because she doesn't know you! You are a stranger to her. 1368 01:38:43,708 --> 01:38:44,666 You can be anyone. 1369 01:38:45,458 --> 01:38:47,458 Let's say I agree to go… let's say… 1370 01:38:47,541 --> 01:38:48,541 Listen… 1371 01:38:48,625 --> 01:38:50,166 You will go there and she'll see you, 1372 01:38:50,250 --> 01:38:52,750 she'll start asking questions, with the gun… 1373 01:38:52,833 --> 01:38:53,666 With the gun? 1374 01:38:53,750 --> 01:38:56,458 She will ask you who you are, what are you doing here and whatnot… 1375 01:38:57,375 --> 01:38:58,583 Then, I'll come around back… 1376 01:38:59,250 --> 01:39:00,791 And, "Bang" I grab the riffle. 1377 01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:02,875 You'll grab the riffle? 1378 01:39:04,583 --> 01:39:05,416 I'll try. 1379 01:39:09,625 --> 01:39:12,166 Isn't smarter, when you come behind her… 1380 01:39:12,250 --> 01:39:14,000 to smash this thing into her head? 1381 01:39:14,083 --> 01:39:15,416 -Are you crazy? -Why? 1382 01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:16,791 -What if I kill her? -Then, do it yourself… 1383 01:39:16,875 --> 01:39:18,208 Wait… 1384 01:39:18,291 --> 01:39:19,541 Fine, fine, I'll do as you say, go. 1385 01:39:20,750 --> 01:39:21,666 Ready? Go! 1386 01:39:21,750 --> 01:39:23,208 -Me? -Yes! Go! 1387 01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:24,500 -Now? -Go on, already! 1388 01:39:24,583 --> 01:39:26,041 -Now? -But when? Tomorrow? 1389 01:39:26,125 --> 01:39:27,583 -Well… -Go now! 1390 01:39:29,208 --> 01:39:30,833 -I'll go empty handed… -Go! 1391 01:39:41,625 --> 01:39:44,041 Oi, God! Deal with it yourself… 1392 01:39:44,125 --> 01:39:46,541 -I don't wanna be shot again… -Wait, Bica! 1393 01:39:47,166 --> 01:39:49,041 Bica don't leave me here alone… 1394 01:39:49,125 --> 01:39:50,791 I'm scare, brother… 1395 01:40:02,041 --> 01:40:02,875 In the bush… 1396 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:46,375 Allow me to offer you a gift. 1397 01:40:48,541 --> 01:40:49,375 I'll be pleased. 1398 01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:05,291 My dear! God, 24 karats! 1399 01:41:10,750 --> 01:41:12,750 Warning! 1400 01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:20,000 Oi! 1401 01:41:20,625 --> 01:41:21,625 That's my notebook. 1402 01:41:29,958 --> 01:41:31,625 "Mighty forest full of wood 1403 01:41:32,916 --> 01:41:34,833 Help me to be always good 1404 01:41:35,541 --> 01:41:37,083 Not to lie and not to be bad 1405 01:41:37,875 --> 01:41:39,375 Nobody's to have done wrong." 1406 01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:40,833 What's that? 1407 01:41:41,458 --> 01:41:42,291 There's more… 1408 01:41:43,458 --> 01:41:46,500 "Lonely forest, mighty tree 1409 01:41:47,375 --> 01:41:49,166 Today I showered in the stream 1410 01:41:51,166 --> 01:41:53,166 I'm all groomed and dressed smart, well 1411 01:41:54,291 --> 01:41:56,166 For the Wool's Fair Day, I'm prepared 1412 01:42:01,333 --> 01:42:03,208 But my heart is all so broken" 1413 01:42:04,083 --> 01:42:05,500 "All for you, my dear, pretty 1414 01:42:05,583 --> 01:42:07,583 Gone to live away, the city." 1415 01:42:07,666 --> 01:42:09,291 He stole my poem! 1416 01:42:11,958 --> 01:42:15,125 Oi! You asshole! 1417 01:42:15,208 --> 01:42:17,250 You are an asshole! 1418 01:42:17,333 --> 01:42:21,000 You stole my poem, you stole my soul, you idiot! 1419 01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:24,958 I curse you, not to get to see our village, never in your life…. 1420 01:42:33,791 --> 01:42:36,125 What the hell is going on here? 1421 01:42:36,208 --> 01:42:38,708 You're messing with my plan! C'mon! Back to the bushes! 1422 01:42:38,791 --> 01:42:41,875 Hold on a minute! Hold on Vera… Vera! 1423 01:42:41,958 --> 01:42:43,291 What's wrong with you, dear? 1424 01:42:43,958 --> 01:42:47,500 -Where is your mistress? -What mistress? You are my mistress! 1425 01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,458 No… the famous one… 1426 01:42:49,541 --> 01:42:51,708 Cause now, I'm not enough for you… Now you're hitting on stars! 1427 01:42:51,791 --> 01:42:56,250 No… She's gone home… It's done! I'm here to apologise to you… 1428 01:42:56,333 --> 01:42:58,625 And I've got you a nice necklace… 1429 01:43:04,375 --> 01:43:07,291 -What necklace? -Give her the necklace, now… 1430 01:43:07,375 --> 01:43:08,250 Oi! 1431 01:43:08,958 --> 01:43:12,250 C'mon Tica! Tica? The necklace! 1432 01:43:14,416 --> 01:43:17,750 -You're lying to my face! -No, I swear, I gave Tica a necklace… 1433 01:43:17,833 --> 01:43:19,625 to bring to you! 1434 01:43:19,708 --> 01:43:20,750 Tica, are you crazy? 1435 01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:24,000 Give me that necklace or I'll castrate you! 1436 01:43:29,375 --> 01:43:31,875 There you go! That's the one! 1437 01:43:33,125 --> 01:43:34,958 I hope I'm not part of your story here… 1438 01:43:35,041 --> 01:43:36,000 I don't even know who you are… 1439 01:43:36,083 --> 01:43:37,041 Then, I could just leave? 1440 01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:38,875 Run! 1441 01:43:39,750 --> 01:43:41,083 Don't touch the necklace! 1442 01:43:54,458 --> 01:43:55,375 How many karats? 1443 01:43:56,625 --> 01:44:00,041 Twenty-four out of 24… 1444 01:44:00,916 --> 01:44:04,583 Just like you like it, my sweet dear Vera… 1445 01:44:04,666 --> 01:44:10,458 Oi! God strike me, how much I love you my dear sweet Vera! 1446 01:44:12,083 --> 01:44:13,916 That's my heaven! 1447 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:27,791 Horia! 1448 01:44:43,125 --> 01:44:44,291 She kissed me on my mouth! 1449 01:44:44,375 --> 01:44:46,041 On the Wool's Fair Day! 1450 01:44:46,125 --> 01:44:48,333 C'mon! Just forget that crap, just tell me where were you shot. 1451 01:44:49,125 --> 01:44:51,125 But I wasn't shot anywhere… 1452 01:44:51,208 --> 01:44:54,125 That's a family gene, when we get scared, 1453 01:44:54,208 --> 01:44:58,041 we pass out for a minute, then… a little nose blood, 1454 01:44:58,125 --> 01:45:00,333 and when we look at the blood, we pass out again… 1455 01:45:00,416 --> 01:45:03,583 -You're fine! -Wait! where are you going? 1456 01:45:03,666 --> 01:45:04,958 What's your name? 1457 01:45:05,041 --> 01:45:08,458 Wait… You can't leave me like this, you just kissed me on the Wool's Fair Day! 1458 01:45:08,541 --> 01:45:11,541 C'mon, dear Vera, come over and sit down! 1459 01:45:35,625 --> 01:45:36,583 Pretty girl! 1460 01:45:36,666 --> 01:45:39,083 -Stop following me! -Just tell me your name… 1461 01:45:39,166 --> 01:45:40,000 And… 1462 01:45:40,083 --> 01:45:43,500 Around here, who ever kisses for the Wool's Fair Day, get's married. 1463 01:45:43,583 --> 01:45:44,708 I don't believe that crap! 1464 01:45:44,791 --> 01:45:46,583 I have to send an e-mail and there's no reception. 1465 01:45:59,333 --> 01:46:00,416 I might have an idea… 1466 01:46:01,458 --> 01:46:02,291 Shot! 1467 01:46:05,416 --> 01:46:06,250 Say it! 1468 01:46:09,208 --> 01:46:10,416 If you climb on my back 1469 01:46:10,500 --> 01:46:13,916 and we go through the forest, we might get to a place with better reception… 1470 01:46:19,791 --> 01:46:20,875 Fine! C'mon! 1471 01:46:26,041 --> 01:46:26,875 C'mon! 1472 01:46:38,916 --> 01:46:39,750 C'mon! Let's go! 1473 01:46:47,500 --> 01:46:48,333 Sure! 1474 01:46:50,750 --> 01:46:52,750 I think this way might be better… 1475 01:46:55,250 --> 01:46:56,166 -This way? -Yeah! 1476 01:46:57,750 --> 01:46:58,708 I already have a line… 1477 01:46:59,625 --> 01:47:00,458 Now, this way… 1478 01:47:13,083 --> 01:47:14,541 -There's no answer? -No! 1479 01:47:16,208 --> 01:47:17,541 I have to leave a voice message… 1480 01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:20,333 Then… 1481 01:47:36,291 --> 01:47:37,125 "Hey! 1482 01:47:39,541 --> 01:47:41,000 I just wanted to tell you that… 1483 01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,708 before being the crazy journalist and… 1484 01:47:46,083 --> 01:47:49,166 the rebel who I am… we are firstly women… 1485 01:47:50,000 --> 01:47:51,791 and I'm not going to publish anything… 1486 01:47:53,041 --> 01:47:55,291 and as I cannot put myself into your shoes… 1487 01:47:55,375 --> 01:47:56,500 I'm certain of only one thing… 1488 01:47:57,375 --> 01:47:59,083 You shouldn't get though it all alone, by yourself… 1489 01:48:01,458 --> 01:48:04,583 Especially now, when you find someone to hold your hand through it." 1490 01:48:14,541 --> 01:48:15,666 Now I have to send it. 1491 01:48:25,916 --> 01:48:26,750 Then climb up! 1492 01:49:02,083 --> 01:49:03,750 "Hey! I just wanted to tell you that 1493 01:49:03,833 --> 01:49:05,750 before being the crazy journalist 1494 01:49:05,833 --> 01:49:09,750 and the rebel who I am, we are firstly women 1495 01:49:10,916 --> 01:49:12,750 and I'm not going to publish anything… 1496 01:49:14,250 --> 01:49:17,041 She's heard it! I've got the check! 1497 01:49:17,125 --> 01:49:18,541 You can let me down now. 1498 01:49:20,083 --> 01:49:23,041 She's seen it! 1499 01:49:32,416 --> 01:49:33,583 I didn't tell you my name. 1500 01:49:47,291 --> 01:49:48,125 C'mon! 102905

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