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Original subtitles

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

Hello, and welcome to ZZ's Couples Quiz Show,

the game where we find out just how well a couple really

know each other.

Joining us today to challenge their relationship

is Liza and Marcus.

So how are you doing?

You feeling nervous at all?

I'm a little worried.

I don't want to look stupid.

Oh, you look fabulous.

Oh, you're not so bad yourself.

Oh, cheeky.

What about you, sir?

Feeling it.

Oh, no, sir.

I love my wife, I do.

We've been together forever.

We'll see about that, then, won't we?

OK, for our next part of the show,

I'm going to ask you a series of questions,

and you're both going to write your answers down.

And we'll see if you've got the same replies.

Are you ready?

Ready.

OK, first question.

What is your wife's favorite sexual position?

That's it.

Think long and hard about this one, Marcus.

OK, no peeking, guys.

OK, the question was, what is your wife's favorite sexual

position?

And you said--

missionary?

We're not too wild in bed.

And your wife says--

Reverse cowgirl.

Oh, I'm afraid that's a wrong answer for Marcus.

What's reverse cowgirl?

Something you don't do, apparently.

I'd take notes if I was you today, buddy.

OK, question number two.

Are you ready?

Yes.

I'm ready.

OK, question number two.

Marcus, what is the size of your member?

Just a little bit personal.

I don't write the questions, Marcus.

I'm just paid to read them out.

Now, how big is your member?

And remember, be honest now.

Marcus, what is the size of your member?

So the question was, how big is your member?

And you've got--

12.

12 inches.

And I thought that was just your knee.

OK, let's see if he's telling the truth, shall we?

I'm sorry, but his dick is very small.

And I've been generous on this.

It's like this.

Wowee!

Looks like you took quite the gamble there, Marcus,

and came up a little short.

See, Marcus, she likes the jokes.

That one was on me.

OK, for the final part of our show, let's play Name That Sound.

For the final part of our show, Lisa

will be joining me on the other side of this wall.

Oh, for this part of the show, Lisa

will perform a series of tasks.

And Marcus will have to guess what she's doing.

He won't be able to see her.

He'll only be able to hear her.

Are you ready to play?

I'm ready.

Yes, he is.

And what about you, Lisa?

Yes, I am.

OK.

Oh, I see.

OK, let's play it your way.

Are you ready to play?

I'm ready.

Let's do this.

Begin.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, that's it.

No peeking now.

Oh.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GROANING]

She's slurping spaghetti?

[BUZZER]

That's not quite right, I'm afraid.

[GROANING]

What's she choking?

Is she OK?

She's doing just fine.

[GROANING]

This is a gym workout.

Is it a gym workout?

[BUZZER]

[GROANING]

She just stopped at home.

[BUZZER]

[GROANING]

Oh, crap.

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

Hey, what the fuck's going on here?

Hey, you're not supposed to peek.

You're cheating.

You're cheating?

You're sleeping with another man.

Just part of the game.

Don't be so prudish.

I'm afraid she's right, Marcus.

You are disqualified.

Thanks for playing.

I'll see you later.

She might not, Marcus.

She might not see you later.

[GROANING]

Oh, that is a tight vagina.

There we go.

[GROANING]

Oh, shit.

[GROANING]

Let's see.

[GROANING]

Here you go.

Fuck you.

Here you go.

[GROANING]

That's it.

[GROANING]

Oh, god.

That's it.

How does that feel?

Huh?

Hey.

It's so good.

That's it.

[GROANING]

Fuck me.

[GROANING]

Oh, god.

Oh.

[GROANING]

Oh.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Keep forgetting.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

Oh.

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

Yeah.

That's it.

[GROANING]

Yeah.

[GROANING]

Oh.

[GROANING]

Oh.

Yes, I feel like it.

I feel like it.

[GROANING]

And how was your time on ZZ Couple Squish Show?

[GROANING]

Oh.

It's--

Oh, yes.

Put it back.

[GROANING]

Oh, that's so--

Oh.

Let's go.

Where will he come, shall we?

[GROANING]

That's it.

We can feel it.

Oh, fuck.

It's coming.

Yes, it is.

Oh, fuck.

There we go.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a screamer.

Oh.

Oh, wonderful.

Let's give her a hand.

That's great.

Look at that.

Marcus, she loves it.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

OK, let's get a bit of dick in mouth action.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Come on.

[GROANING]

Oh, oh.

Oh.

[GROANING]

Fuck you.

Yeah.

[GROANING]

Oh, my.

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

Fuck.

[GROANING]

Oh.

[GROANING]

That's it.

Ah.

It was not this.

Oh, bitch.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, oh.

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

It's a bit of a concerto stick.

Just like this.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

[GROANING]

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

[GROANING]

It's here.

[GROANING]

Oh, fuck.

[GROANING]

Fuck, yes.

[GROANING]

Oh, fuck.

[GROANING]

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

[GROANING]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

[GROANING]

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

[GROANING]

Thanks for coming on the show.

[GROANING]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[GROANING]

Come with me.

[LAUGHTER]

Suck on my dick a little bit.

How about that?

Mm-hmm, yes, I can.

Yes.

[LAUGHTER]

[GROANING]

So how's your time on the show been?

Very good.

You shouldn't speak with your mouth full.

I know.

[GROANING]

Great techers on the ball work there.

Charming.

Mm.

[GROANING]

[LAUGHTER]

Oh.

Wow.

[GROANING]

Oh, shit.

[GROANING]

That's it.

[LAUGHTER]

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

[GROANING]

Yes.

[GROANING]

Oh, shit.

[GROANING]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[GROANING]

Keep doing this. Keep doing this.

[GROANING]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

Oh, fuck.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

[GROANING]

Oh, yes.

Yes, it's okay. No, no, no.

Oh, yeah. Just like that.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck.

[GROANING]

Oh, shit.

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

[GROANING]

Oh, yeah.

[GROANING]

Well, folks, that's all we've got time for.

I've been your host, Daniel McDanielson.

Join us next week for another episode of ZZ's Couples Quiz Show.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

Awesome.

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]