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- Previously on Young Sheldon...
- Oh, dear.
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You having a hard time
adjusting to high school?
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I'm having a hard time
adjusting to Earth.
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Hey, doofus.
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Who's going to church with me tomorrow?
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- I'll go with you, Mom.
- You don't believe in God.
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Nope, but I believe in Mom.
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Look at my face. Tell me what you see.
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That you're old. I said put me down!
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I have a tough time making friends, too.
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Well, good luck on your
quest to find a friend.
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Tell me where it hurts.
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"If it's funny, it's a Bazinga."
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- What a charming young man.
- Kook.
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Did you tell my granddaughter
she can't play baseball?
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Meemaw got a date with the coach.
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Why Sheldon Cooper should go to college.
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Cheese.
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- You be Spock. I'll be Kirk.
- Aye, Captain.
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Greetings, Mother.
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Are you running a gambling room
in the back of the Laundromat?
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No.
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Please stop running.
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I love you.
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Sorry. That was a little hard.
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- I'm Georgie.
- Mandy.
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- I'm pregnant.
- She's here.
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Dad, we need to get out of the car.
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Connie, I'm so sorry.
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I'm going to MIT.
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- Caltech?
- Caltech.
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It had been 27 days
since my father's funeral,
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and everyone was still
understandably out of sorts.
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Finish up, we got to get to church.
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We already went Wednesday and Thursday.
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- Isn't that enough?
- Jesus died for you.
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He didn't ask if that was enough.
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Please let us come live with you.
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Just give her some time.
She'll settle down.
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Do we really have to go?
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Yes, you really have to go.
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Ugh.
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Even as a child, I was
always doing things
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to make other people happy.
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Doing things to make other people happy?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Don't read over my shoulder.
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Well, are you writing your
memoir or a fantasy novel?
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For your information, the word
"memoir" comes from "memory,"
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and these memories are mine.
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And since when do you go out of your way
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to make other people happy?
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How about once a year on your birthday?
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Other than that, when?
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- All the time.
- Sheldon, while I was giving birth,
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you Zoomed in to a seminar.
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You were taking forever to dilate,
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and I had already made my
contribution to the project.
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Which, need I remind you,
was on your birthday.
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I would love to dissect your brain
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to see which part is missing.
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Or you'll find an all-new structure
no one's ever seen before,
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an evolutionary leap forward.
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Don't push me, I have a bone saw.
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All these years, and the
passion is still there.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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Let me remind you
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that Emmanuel means "God with us,"
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and I promise you, he is.
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Now, let's all bow our
heads in silent prayer.
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- What is that?
- It's my new laptop.
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Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter gave
it to me as a graduation gift.
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Why is it here?
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It's a laptop. This is where my lap is.
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Does it have games on it?
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Solitaire and Minesweeper.
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- Let me try.
- No.
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Put it away.
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Uh, Coopers?
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Is there an issue?
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No, no. Keep praying.
We'll, uh, catch up.
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Sheldon, what you got there?
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An IBM ThinkPad.
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Does that seem appropriate for church?
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It's a miracle of technology.
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Luddites, this is a portable computer.
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50 megahertz of processing power,
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four megabytes of RAM.
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Behold and worship.
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What a mischievous imp I was.
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- We should start getting ready.
- Oh, hold on.
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Want to see something neat?
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Is it you starting to get ready
for your son's hockey game?
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Because that would be neat.
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Oh, I'm not going to that.
But check this out.
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My first laptop from 1994.
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Terrific. What do you
mean you're not going?
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Children on skates hitting
a rubber puck with a stick.
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Why would I want to see that?
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Because Leonard is your son,
and he is one of those children.
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This is why I wanted to wait
until cloning was possible.
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Because the old-fashioned
way got us a hockey player.
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Get dressed.
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But I'm busy. I'm writing about
my last few days in Texas
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before going to Caltech.
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It's very emotional.
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I can see that.
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- Hit the showers.
- I'm right in the middle.
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Mom's going off the rails,
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I'm holding the whole family together.
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This is riveting stuff.
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Well, I am leaving in an hour
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and you are coming with me.
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Stop it. You are not sick.
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You're not that kind of
doctor. You don't know.
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Is this what you do when I'm not here?
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You could've walked in on a lot worse.
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Hey, how's it going over there?
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Well, about as good as you could hope.
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Just worried about Mary.
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Is she hitting the bottle?
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Hitting the Bible, hard.
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Well, that's not that bad.
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Well, she's pushing away her children
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just when they need her the most.
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Other than being there for
them, what else can you do?
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I don't know.
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Hey, you know, when I was young
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and lost and mad at the world,
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picking up a guitar kept me
from going down a bad road.
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So, what're you saying?
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Missy and Sheldon should form a band?
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Worked for the Carpenters.
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Put some pants on.
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โช I got no pants โช
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โช On my legs. โช
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Why is there still a placemat there?
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That's your father's seat.
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But he's not here.
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He's here in spirit.
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- No, he's not.
- Shut up, Sheldon.
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Chicken's good, Mary.
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Thank the Colonel.
I wasn't up to cooking.
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11 secret herbs and spices.
It's a delicious mystery.
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Mandy, did you change
the topic to fried chicken
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because my topic was awkward?
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I did.
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And is it awkward that
I'm bringing it up again?
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It's getting there.
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It's not a magic chair,
anyone can sit there,
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and even if spirits existed,
which they don't,
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they can't call dibs on furniture.
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If I sit in it, will you please
stop talking about it?
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I suppose so.
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Fine.
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- No.
- Don't do it.
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- Stop!
- Thank you.
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There's something
I have been thinking about
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that I would like you kids to consider.
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I want you both to get baptized.
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This is some good chicken.
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See how I changed the subject
when Mom made it awkward?
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No, I am serious.
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This is important.
It is about saving your souls.
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- I'm not doing it.
- Me neither.
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- It ain't no big deal. I did it.
- Really?
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Yeah, he kissed a girl in the tub,
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and she punched him in the face.
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Really?
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I'm gonna say pepper's
one of the secret spices.
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- That leaves ten.
- Okay,
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enough changing the subject.
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You two are getting baptized,
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and that is the end of the discussion.
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- You can't make us.
- End of discussion.
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So, tell me about this girl you kissed.
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Can we please talk about something else?
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Fine.
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Her name was Veronica Duncan,
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and he was madly in
love with her for years.
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End of discussion.
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She kind of looked like you.
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Except taller and younger.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey. What you watching?
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Nothing.
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- Where's your mom?
- I don't know.
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Probably church, again.
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Yeah, I guess she's
been a little extra...
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- Nutty?
- Religious.
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She dragged me to church
three times this week.
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You know who goes to
church on Thursdays?
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- Who?
- Losers.
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Sorry.
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Hey, uh, why don't we get out
of here and do something?
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- Like what?
- I don't know, something fun.
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Can we go to a bar?
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No.
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- Tattoo parlor?
- No.
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Do you even know what fun is anymore?
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No.
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You okay?
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I'm fine. Just talking with God.
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He say something to upset you?
'Cause I'll give him what for.
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Georgie, that is disrespectful.
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Sorry. Just trying to cheer you up.
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If you really want to cheer me up,
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help convince your brother
and sister to get baptized.
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I already told them I did it.
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You treated it like it was a joke.
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Everyone in this family is
treating it like it's a joke
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and it's not.
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Okay.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Meemaw, it's Georgie.
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I'm worried about Mom.
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Look, I just want to
say I'm-I'm really sorry
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for what you're going through.
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People keep saying they're sorry.
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It's so stupid.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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I just want you to know
that I'm here for you
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if you need anything.
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I mean, after all, we
are sisters... in-law.
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Anything?
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Like a dad who's not dead
and a mom who's not crazy?
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Okay, now, crazy moms, that one I know.
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I actually have the Girl Scout badge.
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I can't talk to her about anything.
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It's all about Jesus and God,
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and now, she wants me to get baptized.
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Come on, I mean, she's going
through a tough time, too.
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Sorry. Okay, that's the last
one, all right? I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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Hey, what ya doing?
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Packing my things for California.
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- You're taking your toy trains?
- They're not toys.
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They're historically
accurate facsimiles.
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They go "woo woo" when
you press the button, right?
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They're not joyless facsimiles.
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Okay, well, I'll see ya later.
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Where are you going?
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To the cemetery to visit your dad.
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I don't suppose you want to join me?
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He's not there.
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I know he's not there, he's in heaven.
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Because he got baptized.
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Hmm.
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Kudos on the rhetorical ambush.
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Although, if he's in heaven,
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why are you going to the
cemetery? Ha, gotcha.
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Sheldon, if you don't believe
in baptism, what's the harm?
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The harm? You're asking
me to get in a big tub
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of un-chlorinated human filth.
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Peg cleans it.
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- Does she?
- Peg says she cleans it.
258
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,320
And if that is what is stopping you,
259
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,340
I will personally scrub it out.
260
00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:56,680
Mother, I can't be a hypocrite.
261
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,850
This ritual is just
superstitious nonsense
262
00:11:58,870 --> 00:11:59,960
to make you feel better.
263
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,770
And you taking all
your things to college
264
00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:04,490
isn't just to make you feel better?
265
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:07,090
You're on your game today.
266
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,630
That mean you'll get baptized?
267
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,105
I gazed lovingly at her.
268
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,750
I thought about how much
she had been through
269
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,830
and how much this would mean to her
270
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,880
and then I said...
271
00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:19,960
"Not a chance, lady."
272
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,690
Pulitzer.
273
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,620
I thought you were taking a shower.
274
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:29,150
I thought I was, too, but
the muse had other plans.
275
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,570
What are you wearing?
276
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,980
It's a hockey jersey.
277
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,160
Here, I got you one.
278
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,430
I'm not wearing this silly thing.
279
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,580
When I first met you,
you bought all of your shirts
280
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,660
from a comic book store.
281
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,320
And I'd still be wearing them
282
00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:42,637
if they hadn't mysteriously disappeared.
283
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:47,460
Sheldon, I know you're
not a fan of sports,
284
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,896
but it would mean so much to Leonard
285
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,170
to have his father in the
stands supporting him.
286
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,780
He knows I love him
287
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,260
despite his foolish and
embarrassing hobby.
288
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,930
- Sheldon, it is not a hobby...
- End of discussion.
289
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,680
- Do not tell...
- End!
290
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,720
March your cute behind upstairs
291
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,270
and get in that shower.
292
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,870
Fine.
293
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,280
But that doesn't mean I'm going.
294
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,961
It means I value good hygiene.
295
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,240
Hey.
296
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,450
Funny meeting you here.
297
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,830
Brought George a Lone Star.
298
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,460
That's nice, but they
don't drink in heaven.
299
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,920
Oh.
300
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:30,800
Then let's not let that go to waste.
301
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,220
How'd you know I was here?
302
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,330
- Sheldon.
- Oh. Yeah.
303
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,230
I'm worried about him.
304
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,180
He's worried about you.
305
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,180
I'm worried about you.
306
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,950
Me? I'm doing fine.
307
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,770
Jesus is helping me through.
308
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,430
I don't question that.
309
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:53,240
But I do question why you're not
spending more time with your son
310
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,380
who's leaving in a few days,
311
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:59,450
and your daughter who may
be leaving as we speak.
312
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,220
- She's doing okay.
- She's not.
313
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,400
You just don't know that
314
00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:04,620
'cause you're spending
all your time praying.
315
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,620
I'm praying for them.
316
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,560
Mary...
317
00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:11,500
they don't need your prayers.
318
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,760
They need their mother.
319
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:17,530
And I need to know that
their souls are saved.
320
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:20,180
Oh, I should've brought more beer.
321
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,500
I know that I'm not winning
any popularity contests,
322
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:24,906
but I'm gonna do whatever it takes
323
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,840
to make sure that my kids are safe.
324
00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:28,730
In this life and the next.
325
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,980
Damn.
326
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,400
I really thought I was
gonna bring ya around.
327
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:34,810
I'm on my game today.
328
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,140
Sheldon said so.
329
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,380
It's so empty.
330
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,260
I know you're eager to
turn it into a ballet studio
331
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,090
or a gossip parlor
332
00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:54,840
or whatever it is girls your age enjoy.
333
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,050
Everything is just so different lately.
334
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,850
Change is terrible.
335
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,430
I've been saying it since I no
longer fit in my high chair.
336
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,655
We spent a lot of time
together in this room, huh?
337
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:07,980
We did.
338
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,203
Oh, good, you're both here.
339
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,390
Sit down.
340
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,690
- Why?
- Yeah, why?
341
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,180
Sit.
342
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,589
Listen, I talked to your mom
about this baptism thing.
343
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,540
- You got us out of it?
- No, you need to do it.
344
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,860
But it's against my
well-established atheism.
345
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,290
It's not about you.
346
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,630
Your mom needs this.
347
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,750
You can't make me.
348
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,640
You're right, I can't.
349
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:41,220
But I'm watching my daughter
fall apart right now.
350
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:47,890
I'm-I'm just asking for
20 minutes of your time.
351
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,860
Please.
352
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,120
- Fine.
- Okay.
353
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,010
Thank you.
354
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:03,940
It's weird when they cry.
355
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:05,410
I do not care for it.
356
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,150
Okay. This is where you can get changed
357
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,900
into your bathing suits and robes.
358
00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:18,970
Uh, boys there, girls there.
359
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,790
Let's just get this over with.
360
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,430
I want to say again how
sorry I am for your loss.
361
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,876
I know your dad is real
proud of you right now.
362
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,260
Our dad's gone.
363
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,080
Screw this.
364
00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:33,060
Missy, you said you'd do it.
365
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,800
Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
366
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,287
I'm going home.
367
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,940
I'll give you a minute.
368
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:51,920
Are you gonna go, too?
369
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,888
I know you don't believe.
370
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,060
I don't. But I believe in you.
371
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,020
Thank you.
372
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:10,790
Okay, now our next baptism
is for Sheldon Lee Cooper,
373
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,560
our soon-to-be brother in Christ.
374
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,270
And, personally,
this is a big get for me.
375
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,610
Sheldon, we're ready for you.
376
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,400
What's important is he's here.
377
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,827
Oh, my.
378
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,150
What are you doing?
379
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,190
You never told me you were baptized.
380
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,700
Yes. And I got a pretty nasty
ear infection for my troubles.
381
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,990
And you went through with it
just to please your mother.
382
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,820
Well...
383
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:13,650
she may not have understood me
384
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,720
or the things I cared about...
385
00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:18,931
but she did everything she could for me.
386
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,170
My dad did, too.
387
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,130
Hmm.
388
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,680
That must've been great,
389
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,390
having parents who supported
you despite all your differences.
390
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,440
Oh. Yes.
391
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,640
Looking back, that was...
392
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:36,590
that was the ultimate gift.
393
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,750
Hey.
394
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,260
Smartest man in the world.
395
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:42,950
I brought you to the water.
396
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,570
Take a freakin' sip.
397
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,110
You're drawing a parallel.
398
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,795
Yes.
399
00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:52,410
- I'm not wearing the jersey.
- Okay.
400
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,330
- But it is cold there.
- Fine. I'll wear it.
401
00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:58,429
And, by the way, your daughter
wants to take acting classes.
402
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:03,140
I told you we never
should've let Penny babysit.
403
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,820
Eventually, my mom sold the house.
404
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,720
My dad's chair was gone.
405
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,560
My spot was gone.
406
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,560
Where we ate together.
407
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:33,280
But I can still remember
it exactly the way it was
408
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,900
the day I left for Caltech.
409
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,008
Hey.
410
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,710
What are you doing?
411
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,580
Taking it all in one last time,
412
00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,440
so I remember it when I'm older.
413
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,720
You gonna remember me?
414
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,940
I have an eidetic memory.
I have no choice.
415
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,568
Ha.
416
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,412
_
417
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,415
You lost?
418
00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:10,240
No.
419
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,300
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
420
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:46,490
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