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And this pair, my darling, is a mandrel.

One of the larger baboon, commonly known as the Blue Nose Baboon.

Blue Nose.

Blue Pole Mime.

Yes, from now on, now here we have the ruminant quadrupeds,

the cut chewing variety.

Slightly reminiscent, if I may say so, of your dear mother.

Mr. Harris.

Sound it like your mother.

Clara.

Mr. Harris.

Great Scott, it is your mother.

Well, Clara.

Well, Mr. Harris.

Well, what, Mr. Willis?

Well, perfectly well, well, well.

Oh, that.

It's nearly a hour since I allowed you

to have a quiet walk with Clara unshaperoned.

I hoped you would have had some happy news for me by now.

No, really?

When I agreed to a long engagement, Mr. Harris,

I didn't mean an indefinite engagement.

Do you realize the harm that this prolonged courtship is

doing to poor Clara's reputation?

That's bad, isn't it?

I shall not allow you to see Clara again

until you have something definite to say to me.

You mean name the day?

As you so crudely put it, Clara?

Yes, Mama.

Mrs. Willis.

Clara.

Yes, Mama.

I shall expect to hear from you tomorrow, Mr. Harris.

Mrs. Willis, you can't leave me in this ghastly predicament.

Perhaps nature in her many forms will

help you to come to a decision.

Perhaps she will.

Oh, dear.

Now what am I going to do?

Must have a drink.

Where am I, Resi?

Shall we have another?

All right.

Same again, please, Laurie.

Right, now it's coming up.

And one for me, too, Laurie.

Hello, Auntie.

Oh, Jerry.

Thank goodness you're here.

I've got to get away.

Why, what have you done?

It's not what I've done.

It's what I haven't done.

Clara's mother's after me again.

Well, keep calm, baby.

You must admit you are the son of fellow who, well, she

would say, enjoys a long engagement.

Well, of course I do.

Keeps me out of worst trouble.

Ah, the time comes sooner or later,

and we all have to take the blood.

But, J, not yet, not yet.

I've simply got to have a breather.

Harris, that's exactly how I feel.

You too, J?.

I happily married man.

No, no, no.

Don't misunderstand me.

There's nobody in the world for me

with my darling, Edith, Bertie.

You know that.

We haven't had a crossword in seven years.

It's just that I'd like...

...some sort of a breather.

Yes.

You ever thought about the river?

It's crossed my mind several times during the past hour.

There's such a long jump from Westminster Bridge.

You know we've always planned a holiday on the river.

Yes, J.

So we have that holiday, old father, Tim.

Just imagine drifting slowly down the river to Oxford.

Peace, tranquility, changing scenery, fresh air.

The glorious smell of bacon sizzling over a wood fire.

Yes, in the early mornings.

Not too early.

Sunny days, cool evenings, little villages

nestling in the river banks.

Little village pubs nestling in the little villages.

Think of it, Harris.

Just a boat and a couple of oars.

Yes.

No, no, no.

I'll take the rudder.

You're the oarsman.

George is better.

George.

He starts his holiday next week.

We couldn't possibly go without George.

Well, let's tell him.

We can just catch him before he shuts.

Oh.

One with the road?

No.

Sure?

Sure.

Come on.

Come on, Rosie.

Good shot, George.

Yes.

That's toilet by two minutes.

What are we going to do now?

I know.

This way.

But where are you going?

It's all right.

It's all right.

There he is.

Here he is.

Look, look.

Look, George.

I can see him.

George.

Hello, George.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Nice day for the robbery.

Any offense?

If I throw you the keys, do I get a cut?

No, no, George.

You start your holiday next week, now, don't you?

That's right.

To be precise, the day after tomorrow at one o'clock.

Two glorious weeks.

The glorious is the exact word.

We've fixed everything.

We're going on the river.

Oh, you may be.

But I'm not.

Now, there's all plans.

Yes.

Well, if you're referring to my holiday,

it certainly is most carefully planned.

Now listen.

I'm taking Maisie to market.

I've set aside two days for that.

Lucky girl.

George, you know he always planned a trip on the river?

The three of us together again.

Exactly.

Just like the old days.

Marvelous.

The good old times.

Yes.

Well, the good old times are now for us.

You know, then I thought I'd take Effie.

Well, that must be Effie now.

Can't keep him off the phone.

Please.

Hello?

Hello, George.

Oh, hello, Effie, my sweetie.

Hey, this is Rose.

Oh, hello, Rose darling.

No Rose darling.

I didn't say Effie.

Oh, the name's wrong.

What?

You don't see me, I tell you.

There must be somebody else.

But there's no one else I'd say.

Well, why would his father gone over to deep end?

What?

Father's got out his riding prop again.

He's got what?

He said you pound you to a jelly.

Jelly?

What's he doing with the jelly?

Yeah.

He says you've been messing about with me too long.

George.

Messing about.

Staying around with my affection.

Your what?

I never.

Playing around with what?

He said he's going to wait outside your dig all night, it needs be.

I say this is going a bit far, isn't it?

He said you have gone too far and you have.

I'm not here.

He can't seem to get rid of her.

I'm going away.

You're charming.

I've brought her.

He had to put the whole thing off, I suppose.

Or go without him.

When do we start?

What?

Saturday.

I'll see you then.

Well, that's fixed George.

That's wonderfully changed his mind quickly, didn't it?

Well, let's make some lists.

We have to take some stuff with us, you know.

Oh, Charlotte, I've told her not to ring me here at the bank.

What?

Tonight?

No, I'm going away.

No.

No, three men.

Yes, but this time it's true.

Oh, and don't call me here again, whatever you do.

Goodbye.

I'm so sorry.

How many have there been today?

Four.

Quite.

I don't know what it is about me.

Neither do I.

Yes, sir.

No, he is not.

Now listen, George.

You start your holiday Saturday, right?

Yes, sir.

Thank you, Mr. Groove.

Then you'd better use it to sort yourself out.

And when you come back, let there be no more to this.

There'll be no more to this.

No work?

All pleasure?

I mean, you'll be out of a job.

Very good, Mr. Groove.

Yes, who is it?

Oh, good morning, sir.

Oh, the fact is, Ethelbert, I'm not very well.

How nice.

What?

My cousin, Katie.

I need a change.

She says she needs a change.

That's what I said.

She's coming up to London on a shopping spree.

She says, can you put me up for two weeks, starting Saturday?

Well, of course we can, Katie, I can't wait.

Yes.

Yes, I...

I might go up the river.

A holiday, you mean?

Just for a couple of weeks starting Saturday. Montmorency.

Alone?.

Without me?

I know.

You don't like the idea.

I like it.

I think it's a splendid idea.

Well, now why don't you persuade that nice, Mr. Harris,

to join you?

Oh, wonderful idea.

And there's George.

Well, there's always George, isn't there?

I think I will.

Oh, what fun you'll have.

And it's so much better than a holiday abroad.

Think of the money you'll save.

You don't mind and you won't be lonely?.

Of course not, I should be too busy taking

Katie around the shops.

The shops, what for?

But it's such an opportunity to save more money.

There's some wonderful bargains in the sales this year.

I shall buy myself a complete new wardrobe.

How interesting.

My poor dream.

You're quite right.

You do need a change.

You look quite pale.

Why, hello, Montmorency, your fellow.

Where's your master, hey?

Hi George.

Oh, good morning, Mrs. J.

I thought you had to work today.

I have words, luck.

Just popped in to see them all.

Are they ready yet, Mrs. J?

Is this a new toilet, sir?

Well, they were, Dave.

Yeah.

Well, I suppose I better get some of this in the cab.

Oh, I don't think so.

This is my cab.

Goodbye, darling.

Goodbye, J, dear.

Goodbye, love to cousin Katie.

Yes, I will.

And don't fall in.

We won't.

Goodbye, Mrs. J.

Oh, little birder.

Watch out for the geezer he'd want seeing to.

Come on, gil.

Come on.

Now we want one.

Oh, there's a cab.

Hey, cab.

George, grab it.

Go on, then you go first.

J, you'll squish me melons.

Cabie!

Do be careful of the paint where a gettle birder wouldn't

like it if he scratched it.

My word, it's heavy.

I wonder if I pack the toothpaste.

I'm not hoping to get ready, body.

There's a far too much in it already.

Is it certainly a need a new hope?

Citygate!

Why aren't you at the back?

Get a mister?

Oh, I mean, cheap, I'll be out here.

Now, look, would you kindly put the rest of the stuff

on board with the taxi?

I say it for them.

I'm gonna get him broken my back.

Something unpleasant always seems to happen whenever

I get mixed up with you.

what's going on here?

Missy things these tomatoes.

Sorry, J, must be over right.

What?

Oh, George, here.

Bend over again.

What?

What the--

Cabie, this out, whatever.

George, get him a hand.

Not me.

I've got to get back to the bank.

What time is time to call to about four?

Three o'clock at the landing stage, sharp, George.

I'll be there at four.

I'm punching with a client.

Greener isn't red hair.

And don't fall in.

Harris, hey!

Oh!

Careful.

Careful.

Monty.

I know you've got to say goodbye to me.

Now then, what's going on there?

Oh, no!

It's a random.

It's a random.

Come on, come on.

And the man.

We're gonna-- easy to cause, madam.

Oh, well held, son.

- You're right! That's what I was doing!

You can't explain to Rowan name the dancing.

You're supposed to do the theory.

- I can't steer it.

- Don't pull the can I.

- We're going backwards.

That's the way to have some corn I've always told them

is the way to have some corn.

- Oh, ha ha.

- I don't lose your head has key cow.

- J, J, get that all.

Jane, the all's going away.

- Well, never mind about the yaw get my hat.

It's floating away.

- Well, it's a photo, isn't it?

I thought of this sooner,

would have saved a lot of time.

- And a lot of blisters.

Oh, ee, ee, ee!

- I say you fellas,

you're going to be a bit trapped on the bend.

You better take a reef in,

and luff sharp as you go around.

- Thank you.

- Harris, what's he talking about?

- Something about taking a reef in the bluffing shop.

- No, I see.

- Well, how do you luff?

- luff?

- Well, my dear fellow,

- That's one of the first principles of sailing.

- Really?

- Can you do it?

- Of course I can do it.

The only question is, did that boatman give us a reef when we left?

- Right.

- Babies in the scuppers.

- Where are the scuppers?

- Scuppers, why, the...

In the boat.

- What?

- No, you do.

- Harris, you have me in the moment!

- How did you?

I'm-- I'm so sorry.

I do beg your pardon.

Excuse me.

Is this Hampton Court?

Hmm.

I-- I'm looking-- looking for a boat.

A boat?

Yes, you haven't seen one by any chance.

Have you?

What sort of boat?

Well, um, sort of boat will--

it's, um, a boat with two men in it.

Yes, the dog.

I see, they've all got a dog in them.

You're going to have quite a busy afternoon, aren't you?

Looking.

All this fuss about whether to row or whether to sail,

it's so simple.

Any child of six on the serpentine

could row better than you, Harris.

Oh, J, don't keep on it.

I mean, I've got the hang of it now.

No signs of George, Harris.

No, trust him to jot all the hard work.

I tell you what, while we're waiting for him,

let's go and see the maze.

Not me.

I'm going to have a nap.

But you can't go to Hampton Court and not see the maze.

I can.

No, but J, do let's go and learn it.

Take a few minutes.

What are you doing?

Oh, yes!

I can't!

Oh, what was that?

It's Montmorency, Harris.

It's just a good dog, huh, Renee?

It's so fast.

Go, quick, do something.

Oh.

Go, Montmorency.

Good dog.

Call yourself an osmond.

I'm in agony here.

Fall home.

Well done, Montmorency.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

I've caught.

I'm done.

Yes.

I'm going to tell you about it the other day.

Sure we'll get lost.

Lost?

I'm going to play.

Besides my difficult, I've got a map.

It's only a maze.

But who's going to pay?

I'll pay for both, if you like.

I'll pay for Monty.

No, no, no.

Two men and a dog.

All we've got to do is to keep turning right.

Right.

All right.

All right.

Just keep turning right.

Here, I'm seeing.

Right.

Right.

All right.

Hello, key weekend.

Right again.

And, er, hello, Harris.

Need dog?

Almost be another right.

No, out of the way.

Right.

Right.

Here we are.

Right.

This way.

Oh, here's somebody else.

I'd say, er, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Could you tell us how to get out of this thing?

Who have we been trying for three quarters of an hour?

Oh, really?

My dear and bad, and it's quite simple.

I've got the trick of it.

Oh, thank him.

Oh, I see.

We're just strolling into the middle and strolling out of here.

Oh, tag on, if you like.

My friend says he knows the way.

Oh, what?

What's the hell we got?

- Which one?

Harris, you're sure this is right?

- Say what? - This way?

- This way? - Do that.

- The captain seems to know the way.

- You're going to find a crowd, huh?

- Right.

- Thank you goodbye. - Oh, come on, Sophie.

You can't say I'd be long. - You've been age.

- But how did you get away, Sophie?

- I dropped Mother's card, refused a cup of tea,

a most revolting cake, until Lady Walker

with the launch had to catch the tide.

- Oh, it's that young man again.

- Again, we'll go straight on, Chubby, and run.

- Oh, we'll find our way to the middle anytime now, J.

- You hope so. I do, really.

We've been here all afternoon in my house.

You've been waiting for his tea.

- It's a very big maze, isn't it?

- One of the largest in Europe.

- We've walked a good three miles already.

- Oh, look, this baby's fun.

He dropped it earlier on.

- Well, never mind, Madam.

I'll buy him a number of them.

Let me get out.

- No, I don't.

- Let's see.

Ah, yes.

This is the way.

Yes.

- Oh, you idiot.

- Right in the middle.

Tell her to scoundrel.

- After him?

- Come on, Amy. Don't let's lose him.

- You don't think he's escaped from somewhere, do you?

- I'm beginning to wonder.

- He's back.

You don't think he's one of the Hampton Court ghosts?

- Well, he's as persistent as Henry VIII.

- There's only one thing to do with ghosts.

That's walk straight through them.

- Well, how can I help into the fellow fool?

He said to keep turning right.

- Oh, hold with him.

- You don't know the way I told you now.

- Rule him in the river.

- I'll never see if I help you, Geng.

I know I won't.

- Oh, this baby's fun.

- No, no, no, no, different pummels again on that.

- No, it isn't. I know that one anywhere.

- So, Adai, we passed it seven minutes ago.

She's quite right.

- Oh, I see.

- We are all $1.00.

- Keep it down.

- All right, everybody.

Don't panic.

- Now then, he won't bother about going to the center.

We go to the entrance.

Won't be the above.

- Yes, all right, please.

- If you know where the entrance is.

- Of course I know where the entrance is, madam.

We just keep turning left instead of right.

Now then, back to the entrance.

Mind yourself, madam.

- Thank you, madam. - You can carry the baby.

- But fancy losing your heels are timed like this.

I can't see why she'd be under the bushes.

- Oh, this is dread.

There must be somewhere.

- Of course it must.

Just seem to fly home.

- Oh, in the eight.

Why need to take your other shoe off?

- Probably.

- He's found it.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- You made him cry now.

- I can't help but I'm just not used to holding babies.

- That's all.

- I think he wants to...

- Terrible man.

Oh, my baby.

- Oh, my baby.

- I'm an alien.

- You're a terrible man.

- That's terrible to me.

- You've just got to get out.

- That applies to all of us, madam.

- But I'm holding me, madam.

- I don't know.

- Gertrude.

- How very frustrating for you both.

- To only vastly.

- Under.

All right, I'm coming! You owe me that, dummy.

Oh, and that's my shoe! You gave you a charge!

I owe you more ever!

I did my best for you. Everybody didn't have...

You forgive me, don't you, my dear?

- Hey, come on, boy. - Hi! How are you?

Here we are.

Oh, hi. I'm doing my best.

I'm learning what happened to me on this first day.

Come here. What are you?

I'm going to get you out to be there.

Bluebell. Bluebell, Primrose, you're my lads away.

Oh, Miss Bluebell, Miss Bluebell, what a beautiful name.

It's a name of the flower.

Yes, I know, I picked. I mean, I gathered, I mean, I do love Bluebells.

Thank you. The heel.

The heel.

May I keep it as a souvenir.

I drive you a lap to the beautiful memory.

I think I'm going to sing.

Oh, Emmy, don't you dare.

Well, the bass is easy.

For me.

Come over here, you'll stop mucking about.

I can't, I'm stuck.

Oh, no, I should push off. Pull off something.

Oh, it's no you, lady, I'm lost too.

Oh, no.

Hey, this is nonsense. You mean to tell us who can't get close?

No. I tell you what, though.

No.

You come and find me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my word. This good lady seems to have fainted.

Madam. Madam.

She's a madness after this for the rest of her life.

Oh, dear.

there must be somebody who knows the way out of this blasted thing.

It's only a maze, isn't it?

What?

What?

Oh, dear.

I should get my name in the papers.

J, where you going? Don't leave me.

You are stuck!

No good! He's there for life.

Came on, J!

J, you know what you're doing.

There he is, Bunty!

Thank you very much. Thank you for the...

...Oh, my dear.

Come on!

- Where have you been? - You can do the rowing.

I've had enough.

I say I wish your fellas would give me a hand.

We exhausted ourselves while you fooled her out with those women.

The idea of this holiday was to get away from girls.

Do you remember, George?

Yes, but wait till you see them.

We'd like you to see them, George.

You never know. We might just bump into them.

And soon, if only your fellas would give me a hand.

Keep going as you are, George.

You're too much.

You have, George. Carry on.

I say.

She's a tax-told man.

But the end of her tow line isn't it?

The end of her tow line.

George, what are you doing?

I don't think I've ever seen a "sopier" pair.

They must have been towing somebody or something.

- Hey, how long we've been towing you?

- Only the last half an hour.

- Thank you.

Thank you very much!

But Henry! Where is Auntie?!

Auntie!

Auntie!

Auntie!

Let's do it up then!

It's nearly at me!

but goodness sake be sensible, Harris.

Give it here then!

we'll never get in that!ç!

Well you've got to put that on!

Really?

Oh!

Now what?

Well I'll do the other end.

don't get in here J!

What if I can't do this?

What, Harris?

but had it for goodness sake!

Now look what you've done!

J, what are you doing?

I tried to hold it down!

We don't want to hold it down!

We want to stick it up!

Where?

I wish now we'd fit in the night at stay!

It was your idea to push on to run him eat!

You said it would be romantic to see opposite Magna Carta Island!

Yes I get ideas like that!

I wish I didn't!

I'm on Harris!

I can tell you this!

As far as I'm concerned, any old piece of water between a gas works and a coal bar with a dummy!

Now we can only get the gyrobes up and get it started!

Harris, what are you doing?

I'm leaving your car to go for my grandmother!

keep it right!

Give me an image!

Now look!

Oh!

J!

J!

J!

J!

Now we don't want to bring George into this!

He's going to be blamed!

Oh!

He's going to be blamed!

I say I wish you fellas at hurry up!

I won my bed!

I've had a hard day after all!

You've had a hard day!

I like that!

Ah!

Now you're going to be a good guy!

Ah!

Now look here, Harris!

Oh!

You bang your hand?

Yes!

Well there's no need for that!

It's so simple!

all you do is you give the peg two sharp caps, hook the gyrop over!

And there you are!

Now could anything be more simple than that?

I'll do the next one!

Ha ha!

I thought you said it was gonna be simple!

It is simple!

give the peg two sharp caps, hook the gyrop over!

I do wish you'd try me a bit more helpful!

So easy!

I'll tell you!

We've done it!

Victory!

Well done, Harris!

I'll be very careful!

Oh!

I'm sorry I said all those beastie things to you, J.

Perhaps I'd been in pictures too.

One gets worked, I'm going to put some more.

Oh!

Well why didn't you tighten yours?

Well I didn't tighten it!

Oh, it was a didn't tighten!

Look at that one!

It's a didn't tighten it!

Are you ready?

Well loosen that one!

loosen it! what happens when I look for the two loose?

Well it's too loose!

Loosen that one!

I'll tell you it'll still fall down!

Of course!

For goodness sake!

Look, there's a hood for the boat!

Why didn't you use that instead?

Well, does anyone know how to work it?

Well of course I know how to work it!

Well I'm very delighted to hear it!

But come on then, don't just stand there!

let's get in!

Oh!

There are five hoops now!

Well let me have them!

Just a moment has them!

You first show you how to put them on!

You take these hoops like that!

You see?

Don't put them on your head!

Oh!

You see?

There's one problem in your head!

Look!

My foot!

Now, look!

Now, Harris, you leave it to me, Harris!

Don't look good at all!

Look!

What do you mean I'm not good at all?

look at the blast! you made it! that's it!

Well that's a nice thing to say, Harris!

Look!

Just give it a push!

That's my one Harris!

Let's go of it!

I told you to let me do it for you!

Be careful!

Now, Harris, you...

Get out of the boat!

Oh, all right!

Now, I'm going to do that to you!

I've dropped them all in the water!

Oh, keeps to it!

When I get it out!

Get out!

Get out!

No,that's the way you want it! get out of my way!

Oh!

Oh!

You've done that, Harris!

Oh, my word!

Oh, God!

Oh, I'm soaked!

soaked in the skin!

Oh!

He pushed me in deliberately!

Well, it's a pity you didn't drop!

You get out with the sun!

Go on, throw them all in!

Everyone!

They're all in the water!

He's not too...

Who has that one?

All right!

I'm...

Come on!

Well, that's not right!

They've sort of got to go across like that!

And then they...

It goes over and then they go underneath!

What do you mean?

Well, can't you see you've got it all wrong?

This piece's got to go in here!

Well, that can't be right!

But if I left alone, I know how to do it!

I mean, it's easy to...

It's easy to...

Another guy, that's nice!

I'm just a little bit of a game for his life-broads words finding or something!

Hey, it's J!

What are you doing?

J!

Hey, you!

Car to there!

of a piece!take Harris!

It's nobody who'll understand that.

that's what a stupid idiot!

It's not as you parry yet!

J!

Never!

J!

He's got me there!

you're not gonna listen to me!

Oh, lastness!

Canvas!

J, come and help me!

stay with me! what are you gonna do?

You think you know him?

He's just hopeless!

The whole thing is so simple, he can just take it on!

I wish I had this!

I'm really mean to him, isn't it?

if you're a party, you're gonna have to sit by yourself!

Come on, stay with me!

Bend him over!

It's a striking old nightmare! I can't have no luck!

I mean, whatever!

He's giving me a break!

I know who you are!

Why myself?

I'm a good boy!

Come on!

Go! Go!

Now come now!

Well, who's gonna be first in?

Not me.

I didn't see her tall well.

I'm gonna snooze a little.

What's with something about George?

cleansing it to the limpid river every morning?

Yes.

I expect as far as you Limpid for him this morning, huh?

Well, good heavens, J.

When did you put that off?

Last night.

Don't you remember?

There's gonna be one, two, three, and in.

Four, and then?

One, two, three, and in!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Well, I think this morning I'll just be content with a nice watch.

Anybody got the bowl?

Don't wobble, fellows.

Where are you going, J?

something I've read in an army manual.

Always watch downstream of the men and the horses.

Oh, well.

Come on, Monty.

Yes, you're good fella.

I think you'd probably manage to get something down here, eh?

Yes, the boy.

father gets them all, shall he?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes!

I say, oh, J's gone in after all.

I never thought he'd have the clock.

What happened, J?

Did you fall in?

No!

I changed my mind.

You are foolproof.

No, no, no.

I...

Look, mister's for well.

Why don't you fellas join me?

Ha, ha, ha.

You did it, lovely.

I'm glad.

It's lovely.

I say, oh boy, you all right?

You turned us over.

No, no, no, I feel fine.

Oh, I don't feel that.

No!

No!

You're going to pretty much do that.

Come on.

Stop, let's give him the fuck up.

I'm Gio.

Hey, hey, hey.

Did you enjoy it?

Here you are, yeah.

That's good to say.

Hey, it's lovely.

I can't think why everyone doesn't do this every morning.

Well, you get on man if you want to.

Here.

Here, get yourself inside that thing.

Thanks, guys.

Oh, J, don't do that in the river.

Steady, otherwise it'll be one, two, three, and in again.

run, dude, be it in!

Come on.

All right, all right, just eat the funny stuff.

It's not my shirt.

No, it's yours.

One, two, three, and in.

One, two, three, and in.

Hey, what's up?

You're upsetting the swan.

Nonsense swan's no good singing when they hear it.

That's what I said.

You're upsetting the rubbish.

The home of the rolling deep.

- They were. The birds. - Yes, the birds.

What a perfect day!

Whatever they say about the continent, you can't be an English summer.

I think I'll go in from here.

- Wonderful. Really glorious. - Just like we thought it'd be.

We weren't certain about this holiday. We won't see any more rain.

There we are.

Well, it makes a change, I suppose.

Can't expect sunshine all the time.

Oh I don't know.

It's good to see the river and all have very equals.

Major is beautiful.

Even in that chair.

I knew a song about a gypsy once you know.

How did it go?

Whole gypsies like for me,

where'd I maybe free?

And I...

I forget the rest of it.

Anyway I know this gypsy enjoyed the rain.

In fact he said it didn't even go.

And he laughed at people who didn't like it.

I don't like this.

Hey, hold for the shore.

Hold for the shore lads.

This is no good.

Oh my word.

Come on, give me a hand.

Oh, keep sitting or a patties.

I'm sinking.

Come on.

That is, come on.

Come to give me this.

Up, up, up.

I knew a chap who went up the river a couple of years ago.

Yes?.

He slept out in a boat on just tonight at this.

Oh yes.

Quarter-traumatic fever died ten days later.

Only a young chap.

He was engaged to be married.

You say it?

Well exactly, are we?

Do any of you know?

Windsor?

Nice hotels in Windsor.

Hotels?

What do we want for the hotel, of course?

I'm very silly to spoil our holiday just because of a drop of rain.

Drop of rain.

Well anyway, hotels are so boring, aren't they?

Yes.

Who wants to sit about in a stuffy dining room being waited on?

Yes.

Oh, that beastly hot food on hot plates.

And just think of being half smothered in a lovely feather bed.

Oh well.

They're all quite happy then.

Oh jeez!

It's better than getting wet.

George, for goodness' sake, sit down.

What is the matter with you this morning?

Oh nothing.

Nothing.

Just interested.

Both his luck always is exciting and regatta weak, don't you think?

Exciting all right if you kept sizes.

Sit down.

Well, yes.

Wonderful.

Isn't it?

Everywhere you look, you see a pretty face.

Well, almost everywhere.

George!

There they are.

Hey!

Who's hey?

Sit down, George.

It's those girls again.

Is he meant to meet them all the time?

J, go on.

Pull over to the past here.

Really, George, it's too bad.

The last thing we want is to get mixed up with a lot of girls.

You speak for yourself.

I say.

Bluebell dear, where did you meet the young man? Who introduced you to him?

Well, I... I did not.

You, Sophie, but where did you meet him?

Oh, I can't quite remember.

Don't be silly, Sophie.

It was at Hampton Court.

Really?

Hampton Court.

Oh, yes, of course.

When I drop cards on Lady Walker.

Oh, I see Lady Walker.

Oh, well, let's all write this.

Thank you all, Al.

Out of the gate.

I beg your pardon.

I'll give this in.

George, no more.

We can't get any closer.

Now now, girls, de-corn.

Please.

Hello, George.

Hello, Miss Bluebell.

Hey!

You blithering idiot.

George.

Sorry.

Listen, be on the river.

You fiddly idiot.

Never mind, George.

Well done, George.

Please don't move.

Let me take your photographs.

No, not now, thank you.

Not now, thank you.

Oh, please allow me a unique momentum of a happy occasion.

Well, of course we'd like to be photographed here.

Why not?

Just half a jiffy and I'll pose them.

Come on, George.

Splendid.

Let very, very kindly be looked.

J, come on, J.

Hey, do be careful.

That's sharp.

Well, put a good face on it, James.

Just copy me.

I'm used to this sort of thing.

Not it.

How's that?

Now, quite still, please.

While I adjust my apparatus.

I'm gonna hold it, hold it.

Hold it, stay on the edge of my...

You must pull me.

I'll hold it.

Don't move, gentlemen.

I told you to view.

Oh, dear, dear, dear.

Claptor, you're so cold.

Pa, this is George.

George, papa.

How do you do, sir?

I'm delighted to meet you, sir.

How do you do?

Hey, what's the matter, young man?

Got a stiff knee?

Oh, no, no, not at all, sir.

Oh, this is gonna be a splendid picture.

I'd like you to meet my friends.

That's J and Harris.

J.

Oh, how do you...

Anybody happy picture?

Oh, yeah.

Sir, sir, you move.

Well, on this, sir.

Where do they think they are?

Nettin' to, sir?

Now, gentlemen, you must keep still, please.

Any good? Any good?

Oh, look.

Look at your nose.

Hey, you, you're nose.

Look at your nose.

Oh, no.

J, you must be...

No, no, no.

Look at your nose.

You've been there.

Oh, still.

What are you talking about?

You must keep still, please.

What's wrong with you there?

Look at that.

You see, look at that.

Look at that.

Thank you.

Look at somebody's nose.

Give me a shot.

Look at that.

Oh, that's fine.

Look at that.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Let's get away for goodness' sake.

How'd you do?

Do I say...

...Miss Porterhouse

I...

Clatterbug.

I'm a cousin.

But you may call me Sophie.

Oh!

May I?

Oh!

I say...

Sophie.

You extraordinary think so? You're being a banker?

Why?

Well erm, I'm in the banking business too!

I find figures quite fascinating.

Quite.

Yes, I was only the other day saying to my head cashier.

I hid.

Oh, I hadn't realized my bond.

It'd be worth thinking of going over there to allow the river for a picnic.

If you would permit the young ladies to join us.

George, listen to J.

Oh, please, Mama.

Well, I don't know.

Of course, Lady Walker is a very great friend of ours.

Lady Walker?

Ambrose?

Hi, dear.

The young gentleman wants to take the girls for a picnic.

You've no objection.

Certainly not by just, so long as I don't have to come to.

I prefer to see dinner bank, not on one.

Hey, George?

I'm so sorry, Sophie.

Gentlemen.

Splendid!

It's OK.

Well, thank you very much, gentlemen.

The picnic basket.

Oh, food tastes a lot better in the open, don't you?

Yes, especially when one's entertaining young ladies.

Are you always entertaining young ladies then?

No, no, we never do anything with girls.

I mean, I never do.

I don't get the things.

Right.

Well, shall we all sit down?

But the grass is wet.

Ha ha, I've thought of that.

I said it was wet too.

Oh, the rocks wet. Oh, just a jimmy.

This grass is dirty.

Oh, allow me.

I'll clean it up for you.

And here.

And here too.

Oh, but I...

It's still wet.

It's quite all right.

You see, if I sort of put down my waterproof,

that'll make it sort of waterproof.

Waterproof.

I'll spend the ham.

Maybe a trifle damp.

We've got our nose caught, you know.

Yes, but of course you know.

We must have shipped a little water.

Oh, the lettuce is wet too.

Well, isn't it meant to be?

No, it isn't.

Well, couldn't we try wringing it out sort of the...

Ah, I'll tell you what I do.

I'll dry it.

There is a way of doing it like this.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I don't feel hungry.

Neither do I.

No, me.

Oh, but you must try some of our gooseberry tarts.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'll get this dry.

Is it dry?

We mustn't hope for too much, must we?

I expect they'll really like this.

It's a really nice one.

Just like Mother used to make.

Oh, God!

Darling, I'm most frightfully sorry.

Yeah, let me.

Oh, go away.

Oh, Miss Portage, please let me.

Clutter buck!

Oh, Harris, you have to be...

How do you want can you?

It's weird.

Well, anyone could trip.

George, how could you?

Oh, but, but, but I didn't do it.

Is your friend, isn't he?

Oh, just look at me.

Just a little cold water.

Is all that's needed.

Well, I remember that Ethel about it, didn't it?

No water.

No, thank you.

We'll go back to our boat.

It's dry, in our boat.

Please, Miss Bluebell.

Oh, your dog's been right in!

Please, Miss Bluebell.

That must be the house.

You sure?

Of course I'm sure.

It's the one they boarded up in the river.

Oh, Lord.

George, why couldn't we ring the front doorbell like ordinary civilized human beings?

Because some of us aren't civilized.

You speak for yourself, George.

For two pins, I'll punch you in the nose.

Right?

Afterward, now, listen.

We must make our peace with the girls.

That must be there, window up there.

Give me that ladder.

Oh, no, you don't.

It's now not that I'm stuck to the skin.

We only sponge your dress down.

You sponge everything down, including me.

You do not allow me.

George, George.

Wouldn't we let them know we're coming?

What do you mean?

Well, you might be that bedroom.

Yeah.

Well, of course, it's that bedroom.

Right.

It's a bit caddish, Dermie.

Well, it depends how caddish you want to be, but I'm going to be the complete bounder and lob of a stone.

Who's there?

Go away!

We're not alone.

There's a man in the house, and he's got a gun.

No.

No, Bluewell.

Don't call anyone.

It's us.

Us?

Who's us?

George and J and me, Harrison.

Isn't you too, Montmorency.

It's George and J and Mr. Harris.

He can't come up here.

I'm coming up.

He's coming up.

Oh, romantic.

George, how dare you?

We've come to apologize for spoiling Miss Sophie's dress.

Are we forgiven?

- I forgive you. - and I forgive J.

Mr. Harris will have to apologize to me in person before I do any forgiving.

Who's that?

That's Sophie.

She's having a bath.

Oh.

Of course he'll come up and apologize.

Harris, come on me and say what a stupid ass you're.

J!

He said me.

You're a married man, remember?

I know.

Coming, Sophie.

Mm-hmm.

Any chance of seeing you at the Hillary Gatter tomorrow?

Oh, I don't know about that.

Without you, the regatta will not be the same.

What a perfect and jelly thing you say.

Dear, little better.

Oh!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

You can't!

Sorry, little better.

Oh.

George!

George!

Oh!

Oh, no!

Hey, wait for me!

Brother. Brother! Very good, dear.

It really is a beautiful sight. Yes, it is, isn't it? Beautiful.

- That is. - Hey?

- I was referring to the regatta. - I wasn't.

I must say, had us looks a beautiful sight too. Quite an eye-fold.

- Good job. - What time is the next race?

About now. It says four college games.

There they are. Hey!

He's so crazy again, J. No, no, no. It's the girls.

Look over there in the old couple.

- Hey! - Yes, it's the girls.

Girls, ladies, do not wait.

Well, how else we'd let them know we've seen them?

Well, just decline your heads slightly.

Don't get a picture of the floor. This is the trade.

You're censoring.

Hey, come along over. Get up, you!

Hey, George.

Thank you, Wilkard.

Right away.

We can't get across now.

Of course we can. The race hasn't started yet.

You -- Oh, shovel!

Oh, you're gonna do shovel.

You shoveled yourself.

I'm just going to, sir.

- Good job, too. - Now, Dad.

Dad's a little bit touchy this morning.

Come in here. Give me the orders.

Take that good order.

- There it is. - All clear.

- Come on. - All right. Come in.

There you go!

I said it.

Oh, dear.

Gladys, sit down.

You're rocking the boat.

Come in here.

Look where you're going.

- Why did you throw mine in?

- What's the --

You brilliant ape.

Coming in after no one's done.

- I'm kidding. Sorry.

- I do not.

- Now look what you have done.

- Get me out of the way, I'm kidding.

- All right, you're back.

- I told you this would happen.

- I told you.

- Come on, ladies.

We're doing a TV.

- I'm sitting looking at the bed.

I'm sitting.

- Good scoot.

- Well, that's funny.

I brought these fellow's and experts.

- Well, we're not going past this one.

There's been far too much fooling about

and nothing little serious drinking on this holiday.

Come on, come on, come on.

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Mine's a mile and bitter.

come, son, hear me, where are I at?

The other way, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

There, it's where I'm feeling

comfortable.

I'll come, my sweetheart or...

Well, we're in the open.

Tea. I must have some tea.

It'll never boil if it sees you watching it.

My mouth, it's got a peculiar taste in it.

You didn't put any boot polish in the pot, by any chance?

It's probably dead.

I don't think so.

Can't remember.

My tongue's all swollen, dying of thirst.

Pineapple rings in pineapple juice.

Pineapple juice.

We could drink that.

J, where's the tin opener?

Oh, sorry, I had to look for it yesterday, but Ethelbertha had forgotten packets.

Forgot to pack it?

She can't be expected to remember everything.

Well, I'll open it here.

Give it here.

That's far too sharp, Harris.

Be very careful.

Hey!

Not the scissors. You break them.

You see?

I told you so.

Don't keep moving.

Move me somewhere, opening this last chain.

I'll just knock you.

Don't be so silly.

Now look.

Broken cross.

I'll have to wash it up now, shall I?

Now you want to open it, don't you, George?

Of course we want to open it.

Right.

Just follow me.

That tin doesn't intend to be opened.

George, come and hold it.

And you had us look around for a nice sharp stone.

Now put it down.

It's quite simple.

Now put it down on the ground.

Now steady.

Now what the places am I supposed to do with this?

Hey, look.

Put the sharp end on there like that.

Hold it quite firmly.

Mind your hand.

Now hold it.

Sorry.

That's the stuff.

Well done.

Now what?

What?

J, don't you think that's rather foolhardy?

After all, we're quite young and in the prime of life.

Now you want the pineapple, don't you?

Of course we want the pineapple.

Will you please trust me?

No, no, steady, J.

Yes, yes.

You sure you know what you're doing?

Of course.

You're quite ready?

Yes.

Right.

Here we go.

Did you open it?

No, I missed it.

George, look at George.

George, George, no George.

Now don't be silly, George.

Don't play about George.

You all right?

You all right, George?

Oh, what's happened out there?

What happened?

He missed it.

Look at it.

No, no.

Just one little hole.

One tiny little hole.

I must have a drink.

I won't let you get up.

You'll never open it that way.

-Hey, look!

-What the...

Three men and a dog. That's what they said.

You're to come along with me.

And you better put on some decent tags for your appearance.

-Hey, come on. -Good gracious.

Ah, so you found them, Thomas.

Yes, sir. Just as you said, sir.

Wandering abroad, no fixed abode.

-So I brought them along, sir, as per instruction. -Quite, sir.

-But, Mr. Porter, I say. -For that door, Thomas.

Cook will make you comfortable as no doubt.

If it's anything to do with upsetting the regattas, sir.

-Oh, sir. Pinching the ladder. -You young men drink.

-Drink? -Oh, well.

-Like dancing.

-Well, come on. -Oh, yeah.

-Come on, please. -You more guests, my dear. Just a ride.

-No, well, good evening.

-But to Ambrose, give him life. -Friends of Lady Walker's, remember?

Oh, it's of course, dear Lady Walker.

Delighted to see you.

-Do come in with me. -Thank you, Miss.

-Good job. -Ha, ha, ha.

-Oh, that's it. I always enjoy the spotter.

-Trivial life, fantastic. -No!

-Sorry.

-Oh! Oh!

-I think you're the nicest young man I've ever met.

-Oh, well. Really?

-Most of the young men they get for me are so ordinary.

-Oh. -But with you, it's different.

-You're in a position of equality. -How do you mean it?

-With father.You're both bankers.. -What?

-Would you like to see some flowers? -Yes.

-How far do you intend to go, Mr. Harris? -Oh.

-Why, uh, that all depends on you, my public.

-Only.

-You're not suggesting I should risk the river with you again, are you?

-But, uh, you take a charge of me on the J old terra fella, won't it?

-That has its pitfalls to I fear. -Oh! Oh!

-There you two enjoy yourself?

-Oh, yes, very much. -Splendid.

-Look, J. This is a full moon tonight.

-I always feel a little mad when it's a full moon.

-And you feel a little mad tonight? -No, no, not really mad.

Inspired. The moon gives me inspiration.

-Inspiration to do what? -To write.

-Well, perhaps you could write a sonnet. -Sonnet? Yes, I might write a sonnet.

-And to hold you dedicating. -Go on to my wi...

To someone who looks like you.

-Darling, J. -It's been Rose. -You made drop the maze.

Thank you. Miss Primote. I feel I should explain.

I'm not mad at now.

Oh, no.

But I think being mad at makes a man much more attractive.

Don't you?

Actually, we go as far as I'll ask, would you? See a match.

-A match? -Yes, it's nasty versus veterans.

-Cricket, you know?. -Oh, I don't like cricket.

You don't like cricket.

I'm sure you would if you watched it with me.

I could sit with you and explain the rules and everything.

Oh, a waltz.

Let's dance. It's terribly easy. Just one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.

-What's in there? -That's the library. -Anybody inside?

It's full of old friends from Daddy's Bank. -Oh.

-George, how many banks did you say you've got? -Oh, well, I...

You know, Bluebell. You're looking quite irresistible tonight.

Am I, George?

I'm much better at singing than at dancing, you know.

-Sing quite well, if I could sing my comic song for you now.

'If I was a horse'.

-Listen, everybody. Mr. Harris is going to sing a comic song.

Can anyone play the piano?

Mrs. Hargis.

-I must go. -Let him sing.

I'm so sorry.

Can play a piano, Mrs. Hargis?.

-And you know all Gilbert and Sullivan?

Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, it's only an old song.

It's the judges' song from Pinafore.

Judges' song from the other thing.

Anyway, it's by Gilbert and Sullivan.

And I hope it all join in the chorus.

Oh, introduction, of course. Mrs. Hoggry's would like to play an introduction.

Shall we start?

When I was young, I served a term with an office boy.

I think there's something wrong somewhere.

What were you singing?

The judges song from Trial by Jury, don't you know it?

No, you're not, you silly.

You're singing the Admiral song from Pinafore.

J, I know what I'm singing.

I've sang enough times before.

Gracious me, it's the lady.

-I think I know what you want. -Do you?

Thank you.

When I was a boy, was called to the bar, I'd an appetite

clean and hearty.

And I called you.

I was a very imprecunious...

It's always what's going on.

I'll play it right.

Does anybody else here play the piano?

I'm sorry, I'll give you a chance to say that you are given the song,

did you?

Mrs. Hargis.

Mr. Harris, I think you ought to come down.

No, it's all right, my dear Sylvia.

I only want another pianist.

Surely there's somebody else here who plays the piano.

Oh, but of course.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, ladies and gentlemen.

It's quite right.

I have been mixing up the two songs.

Yes, it was J who confused me.

Yes, thank you, Monsieur.

You are a french, aren't you?

No.

Japonais.

Well, anyway, it's le ern.

Le ponais.

Le ponais.

Le ponais.

When I was young.

I served a bar, and I was all the responder to it.

-Too low, sir. -Too low, too low.

-I can't stop, but I'm too low. -Yes.

Oh, can you play higher?

I'm never singing up.

Ah!

What are you trying to make me out, an idiot?

An idiot?

An idiot...

Well, this piano is pretty low, I'm terribly...

I'll get it all right in a moment.

I washed the door.

Oh, dear.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where are you?

You follow me.

You must play with me.

It's just the last two lines repeated after me.

One, two, three.

Ah, there you are.

Come along.

I want you to meet some of our fellow bangers.

George.

George.

George.

But sir, you see my friend.

Gentlemen, I want to introduce a young friend.

A fellow banker.

You know, Sir Charles Hunter.

I did.

Mr. Vavegheol.

I did, sir.

Oh, and my cousin.

George!

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me... My friend.

Hey, George.

Groove is in there, I'm done for.

- How does he sing it? - Oh, no, he can't be.

Who should never speak to me again?.

I'm trying to show you what I want.

When I'm was a boy.

Go on, dear.

Very naughty of you.

Just met the someone here who's most anxious to meet you.

Lady Walker.

Lady Walker.

Hats.

Lady Walker.

Oh, golly.

The three of them picked you up, is that?

Pass over!

Well?

No, but that.

What?

We picked them up.

Oh!

Oh, you did.

Well, all I can say is you're much better pickers than most young.

Ambrose, I will not stay.

Yes, you will.

Sit down and stop.

Never let them.

But supposing he does something desperate...

Young George, not he, got too much sense.

But Ambrose, he deceived.

Of course he didn't.

Think I don't know a junior cashier when I see one.

My Nike's an heir, though.

Oh, then you forgive him.

Of course I do.

Don't move about you fellas in your comets lovely.

Of course, Monty's the lucky one, eh?

Not having to wear a costume.

Yes, lucky dog.

George, why didn't you tell me I was smoking my pipe?

I'd have ruined my dive.

Look out, J.

Coming in.

I've only had a steady.

Ha, I don't see why we have to wear costumes, do you, J?

After all, there's nobody about.

Well, I say we blow to costumes.

Hi, George, J.

He's gone in Melard Hill.

He'll...

I said, George, did he get wise?

He may not be wise, but it's wonderful.

Yes.

It is, isn't it?

An entirely new sensation, I say.

Ah!

You too.

Hey.

Come on, J.

No, no.

It won't take mine off.

Thanks very much.

Come on, J, now, take it off.

No, no.

No, I got not.

Thanks very much.

Come on!

No, no, I'd rather not.

Have it off.

Well, what happens if somebody comes along?

Don't be a ditty.

We have no house from anywhere.

Well, all right, if you insist.

Whoa!

Oh, my lord.

I dropped it.

Is it the truth, my dear.

Oh!

No!

No!

You've torn it!

You've torn it!

You've already won't be able to laugh.

But I don't...

Oh, my lord.

Look.

Lord, I thought you said we were miles from anywhere.

Well, so we are.

Let's turn it.

Go.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Mabel, some gentlemen swimming.

Look, darling.

If only I could reach my costumes.

Oh!

Can't get mine either.

Can't get yours.

This is terrible.

I'm getting blue.

Now, wait a minute.

I've got an idea.

Hey, Montmorency.

Montmorency.

Montmorency.

No, no, no.

Good dog.

Custom.

Good dog.

Custom.

Custom.

No, no, mama, Nancy.

Custom!

Clothes.

Rag.

Montmorency.

Mackintosh.

Anything.

You're only confusing him.

I've never been so cold.

Oh, Montmorency, you numbs cold.

Go.

You can't, I need you to...

Thank you.

Oh, Montmorency.

Hey, I got an idea.

Hey, tell us.

Come on, follow me.

Run the other side.

I say that, ladies.

Do you know there's a boy in that field behind you?

Oh, no, no, no.

Come on.

Oh, oh.

What do you want?

Well, it's all very well for you.

What about us?

Yes, Harry.

It's for pity's sake.

All right, leave it to me.

Hey, ladies.

Do you know there's a snake in that tree above you?

Come on, George.

Come on, dear.

Quick, get me out.

I'm going numb.

All right, all right.

Hey, ladies.

You're sitting on a wasps nest.

You're not over,I'm afraid.

Well, you must do something.

All right.

All right, J.

Hey, ladies.

My friend in the water hasn't got a bathing costume on.

He's now going to get into the boat.

Yes.

Of course, there's nothing to this sailing business really, is there?

The wings of the rushing wind bear you on with us you've known not where.

The clouds so close above your head are brothers.

You were a part of nature.

Your heart's throbbing against hers.

I wish mine were throbbing against bluebells.

Really short.

Beautiful evening.

Extremely peaceful.

Don't talk so much.

I like three nights in summer legend, sailing across a mystic lake into the unknown realm

of twilight, where all is peace and silence reigns.

Darling, you must look at this one, isn't it, darling?

Oh, it's so pretty.

It's so cute.

But look, I shall never forgive him for this.

May I see the photographs, Mother dear?

J said they had fun with the regatta.

Fun, huh?

We'll soon put a stop to that.

But Mother - Don't Mother me.

I've always known that man was a cousin over.

Oh, now Mrs. Wilkes.

Oxford, this letter says, "Cricket Batch on Tuesday."

Why, that's tomorrow.

Care, then we should take the first train.

And if you know what's good for you, he will come with us.

Yes, I think perhaps I'd better.

- Oh, what's the matter, Alberta?

I just thought.

Do you think you could lend me the fair?

We might as well shut them out of our minds for them.

Well, who wants girls with this cricket?

Quite right, J.

George, Mr. Harris, J--

I knew they'd come.

Hello, Miss Bluebell.

J Harris, you spoke to me.

I think we'd miss the chance of seeing you again.

How did you get here?

Well, we talk about everything he quite understood.

And about Lady Walker?.

And the ladder.

And the goes better.

Well, in that case, weeeee!

Golly!

I don't believe he's here at all.

Or if he is, he's hiding from us.

But, Mother, why should Mr. Harris do that?

Why, indeed?

Perhaps they're being delayed.

Perhaps.

But by what?

Or by whom?

Where did they go?

They just disappeared.

Oh, here we go.

Good luck.

20 brands today from out of the show.

Point, hey boy.

Oh, good luck, twist.

The trouble is, all men look alike on a cricket field.

There's no one like George.

We'll look in here.

If we don't find him inside, we may expect the worst.

Spread out over there.

Hey, hey, get down.

Yes, good job to port that.

I agree.

Try the Claret.

Pretty good show where's the bandage.

Oh, yeah, I agree.

Actually, if we want to get to the Wicked Tree,

we should bear right a bit.

But I didn't hear.

In the Wicked Tree, bear right.

Oh, I see what you mean.

That's funny.

We're a 14.

And on the field.

You saw it, too.

I thought I'd let up here too many.

Well, maybe we did.

Oh, well, it's only a friend name.

They're counting.

Well, you take first ball.

Do I, right?

First ball, old chap.

There.

Oh, yes, they say much

- Pantry.

Pantry.

- What is it?

- Pantry.

- Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Now, what do you want?

What do I want?

What do you want?

Your guard.

- All right, far away.

Oh dear, that onion sauce was good.

Excellent.

Would you care for this new tablet?

All right, far away.

Hey, that's good.

Oh, now then what is it?

Uh-oh.

How many fields is this fellow got?

I made sardines.

Too many classes of pork.

That's your trouble.

Hey, J. Look, Monty.

Monty.

Stay there, Monty.

Stay there.

That's right.

Can't get a ball away with 16 men in the field.

Something fishy going on, 16 men in the field.

Monty, go away. Do you hear me?

Nonsense.

There are 12.

And one of them is a dog.

There you are.

What did I tell you?

Come on, let's get on with it.

I shall turn out next year's Cratchy's trainer.

Monty, where is it? go away.

Come on, you're biggie.

This is Mr. Harris

And J.

Hello, Sophie.

See you later, Sophie.

That's my idea.

She's only going to...

See you later.

But don't go for her.

- I have to seek you, dear.

But Clara

- Mr. Harris, may I ask what you were doing out on that field?

- Us?

- On the field?

- Yes.

- Why, we were playing cricket.

- There were 14 men on that field today.

- It's quite simple.

We...

- Now what is it?

- Mrs. Millie, would you like some tea or something?

- Well, it's hot.

I thought a little refreshment.

- Very little tired.

We felt like a...

like a rest.

- Before I move a single step, I insist on knowing what's going on.

I am very far from satisfied with your behavior, Mr. Harris.

very far from satisfied.

We arrive here in what we find.

That you are not as...

- God gracious!

We look further!

- Oh, how pretty you're looking.

- How's your father?

- These dear girls' father is a very old friend of mine.

- Good gracious me.

So many people to introduce.

Mr. Harris?

How do you do?

And I'm J.

And this is my wife.

My wife.

J.

And I'm George.

How do you do, Mr. George?

Is your dear mother with you?

Yes.

Oh, the parties we've had together.

Such fun.

Where do you stay?

On the road.

Why couldn't you all come along and see us?

And bring your friend?

I do like full of enchants.

Hey, oh, wait for it.

For goodly sake, what are we to do?

Harris.

There's only one thing to do.

In sweet of you, J, dear, and do spend so much on me,

all the day.

Yes, I have.

Have I?

The sales were wonderful.

Such fun.

Do you like it?

Very nice indeed.

Isn't it a little expensive?

Certainly not.

You don't think that one would be daintier?

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, does it fit?

Of course it fits.

Well, have you nothing to say?

Yes.

I've bought it.