Tour Of London Part Two with Aletta Ocean and Madison Ivy - subtitles – 100+ languages (SRT)

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Original subtitles

[music playing]

So I hear you're not allowed to move or smile or laugh,

no matter what I do.

So I'm going to take your hat.

I'm going to swap your ass.

I'm going to twerk it.

Mm.

I'm a soldier.

I got a fuzzy hat.

I keep my lunch in it.

I do weird things, put my finger in my bum.

Nothing.

Really?

Really.

Mm.

Are you attention-wise?

Oh, you so bad.

You should be very much at attention right now.

It's Dick o'clock.

Did you see that?

It should be time by now.

It's going to be hard.

Well, I guess I'll just go inside.

Well, I know something that I can get you to move.

How about these?

You know, you know, that you--

you--

Soldier, get that hat off that tit!

I knew I'd get you.

Now, listen.

In this room, do you see the paintings?

They are from a fine collection from the period of Queen Anne

around about 1706, with the exception of this one, which

is from the late 16th century, which is, of course,

from the Tudor period, a Tudor portrait.

And if you follow me through here,

we can see the fine architecture of this open hall

of the Rococo style.

Of course, there are parts of Buckingham Palace

which we are not allowed to show you.

As you may or may not know, Her Majesty and one of the princes

is in residence here today.

They are through there in the private rooms.

So if you now all like to follow me this way,

I'll show you some very fine paintings

by William Hogarth, which I think

you'll find very important and significant.

[music playing]

[knocking]

[music playing]

[inaudible]

I'd like to show you something more.

I can show you up here.

This is a fine, blunted, complicated scheme of pieces.

[inaudible]

This is Mr. Zine, the architect of the German house.

He lived in France, the late 18th century, around 1780.

[inaudible]

[music playing]

Yes.

Oh, you like that.

[inaudible]

The royal clock is fucking huge.

[inaudible]

You never know.

Well, now I might get to wear it for real.

Oh.

Who is it?

Fucker, you're the queen's throne.

Oh, Jesus.

Bloody Mary.

Who the bloody hell are you?

And what are you doing in here?

This is private.

I just want to see the crown jewels.

I think you've seen enough, young lady.

What are you bloody doing?

I'm not going to leave until I see the royal jewels.

She doesn't even keep them here anyway.

I mean, they're in the throne room.

She was in the bathroom?

I want to see the crown jewels.

Yeah.

You want to see the crown jewels?

Fine.

Away from the tour.

Ladies, I give you the throne room.

She does keep it in the bathroom.

Oh my god, this is where the queen takes a crap.

Indeed.

[knocking]

And this is where all royal logs are deposited.

Oh, wow.

Very nice.

Dispersed using the royal flush.

Oh, I like it.

A perfect fit.

Oh, yes, we really shouldn't wear them.

I order you to get your pants off.

Yes.

OK, very funny.

Very good.

OK, that's right.

If we could just--

Oh.

I do declare your pants should be off

and the cock should be sucked now.

OK, that's very-- oh, be careful.

That's very expensive.

Oh, can I just--

we really shouldn't be in here.

If you like these shiny things, I've

got a big 60 incher upstairs.

Oh, yeah, you like that, huh?

You like the wide screen, big TV, surround sound.

I want to play with crown jewels.

Me too.

We really shouldn't be in the throne room.

This is a royal highness's throne room, you know?

I need a souvenir to take home for me.

Like a sacred place.

You can't.

Yes, you should come in my face and give me my souvenir.

We should take that off.

OK, that's--

Oh, yes.

They're easy jewels.

Oh, oh, yeah.

[slurping]

Mm.

[slurping]

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh, now I see why you're fucking the maid.

Oh, yes.

You look so good.

Mm.

Oh.

[slurping]

Mm.

Oh, her spit tastes so good.

Her spit tastes so good on your cock.

[slurping]

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

[slurping]

Oh, she's with you.

Oh, my.

Oh, yes, baby.

[slurping]

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

[mumbling]

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

That's it.

Let me go sit in that fucking room.

Yeah.

That's it.

[knocking]

Oh, my god.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

[mumbling]

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Suck it.

Yeah, baby.

Suck it.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go.

Get your grunts.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's exhumation.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

You want more, baby?

You want more?

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you want more?

Mm.

Sure.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Now I can say it's not the crown jewels.

Oh.

There's always a job in London if you want it.

[music playing]

Oh.

Oh, my word.

What an anus horribilis.

I can explain.

[music playing]