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[♪]
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[WATER SPLASHING]
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I think it's a bad case
of Specktus-on-the-flooris.
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Then we should use plenty
of self-a-thia-soap.
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I wouldn't say yes,
but I couldn't say no.
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Would you say maybe?
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I might.
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So be it.
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[PANTING]
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Hey, make it snappy, you guys,
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we've got three more
offices to clean.
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[CURLY PANTING]
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You know better than that.
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Uh, do I?
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No. Get out of here.
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[MOE SNEEZES]
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Gesundheit.
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MOE: Ah-ah-ah-achoo.
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Hm.
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[MOE SNEEZING]
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Hm.
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Ah-ah-ah--
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[SNEEZES]
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Ah-a-a.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[IMITATES WAR CRY]
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No. Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa:
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Get out of here. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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[WHINES]
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Oh. A radio.
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Two aerials.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
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[CRIES OUT]
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Ow. Oh.
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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Hey. See that wire?
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Certainly.
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Oh! Oh.
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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What's the matter with you?
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Get him out of there.
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Oh, oh.
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Why you--
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[GROANS]
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I'll murder you--
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Well, uh--
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[CRIES OUT]
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[CRIES OUT]
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[MUMBLES]
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CURLY: Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah,
a-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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[LAUGHING]
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Something's tickling
me to death.
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Hey, let's get him in front
of that fluoroscope-y
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and see what's inside of him.
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Right, come on.
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[LAUGHING]
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Quiet. I'll turn on
some of these gadgets,
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see what happens.
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[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
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LARRY: Look.
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What do you know about that?
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Oh, my.
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Have I got something?
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Nothing that we can't catch.
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Hold still, I got an idea.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Got a pin?
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Hand it over.
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Got any bait?
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Ooh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
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Now.
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Open your mouth.
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Now, swallow.
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Oh, no, not that.
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[GULPS]
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Boy, he's going after it.
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I got him.
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[WHIRRING]
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He's getting away.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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[GIBBERS]
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There he is.
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Hey, have you got
a fishing license?
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No.
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Then gimme back my fish.
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Here's one.
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Oh. [SIREN BLARING]
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Hey, something's wrong.
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Come on.
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Stop or I'll shoot.
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Coppers, let's scram.
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Grab him.
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I gotta get this slug out.
Find me a doctor.
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Come on.
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Here's a doctor.
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How do you feel?
I feel fine, doc.
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Never mind him.
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My pal's got a slug in him
and I want you to take it out.
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Oh, well, you'll have to come
back tomorrow, the doc--
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Don't give us that.
You'll operate right now.
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Looks like a case
of life and death.
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Go ahead, doc.
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Okay, but we can't
guarentee anything.
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Meet my two assistants.
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Snap it up.
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Ok-- Okay.
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[CRIES OUT]
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Oh, gimme an anesthetic, doc.
What color?
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CROOK: You heard him,
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he wants to be knocked out.
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STOOGES: Oh.
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He's out.
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What'd you give him?
Hammer-itus.
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CROOK 2: All right, get busy.
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We're going to be outside.
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If anything happens to him,
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there's gonna
be three dead doctors.
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I hope you know
what you're doing, doc.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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"Doc." Yeah.
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You had to make
a doctor out of me.
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[CRIES OUT]
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Well, I got to go
through with it.
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This is all your fault.
Well, I got to go
through with it.
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This is all your fault.
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I'll cut out your zoot suit.
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LARRY:
Hey, we could use this, huh?
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MOE: No, we use our own tools.
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I'm just praying to get my hands
on that gang leader.
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That's what I call service.
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Take him to the station.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Let's get going.
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He ran out on us.
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Ya dummy,
he slid out the window.
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CROOK 2: Hey, how
you guys coming in there?
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He took a--
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Quiet,
we gotta do something fast.
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Straighten this out.
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Hey, you think them doctors
know their stuff?
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They'd better.
Let's take a look.
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Yeah.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Hemagloba. Hemagloba.
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Hey, are you getting
that slug out?
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Don't worry, when we're through,
he'll be a different man.
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Heh. Would you start here?
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Yes.
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[CLICKING]
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[GIGGLES]
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Nya-a-a-a-a.
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[MOE CRIES OUT]
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Ow!
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Did you get the slug?
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The slug bit me.
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Selphodemis.
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Selphodemis!
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Selphodemis.
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[WHIMPERING]
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[SQUEAKS]
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Selphodemis don't work
very good.
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[HONKS]
Selphodemis don't work
very good.
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[HONKS]
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I think I got something.
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They're taking him apart.
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That ought to be enough.
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He won't need this anyhow.
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They're gone. Let's go.
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[WHIMPERING]
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[SCREAMS]
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What are you doing out there?
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Come on in here.
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Oh, a wise guy.
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Stand up-- Over here.
What's the matter with you?
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What's the idea trying
to get away before us?
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I ought to bat your eyes out.
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[SIRENS BLARING]
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That way, that way. Go ahead.
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There's cops all over the place.
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Let's get Joe and beat it.
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CROOK 2:
Yeah, let's make it snappy too.
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Hey, Joe.
Come on, we gotta scram.
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[SPRING BOINGS]
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They picked him clean.
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Listen.
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There's three of them.
Don't take any chances.
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Shoot 'em on sight. Right.
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We must have killed that guy.
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The cops are after us.
There they are!
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[GUNSHOT]
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[GUNSHOTS]
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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What's the matter with you?
Go ahead. Come on.
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[WHISTLES]
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Na-a-a-a.
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[WHISTLES]
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[CURLY WHISTLING]
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What's the matter with you?
Can't you hear me whistle?
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There must be something wrong
with my drums.
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I'll fix that. [CRIES OUT]
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Now, you guys follow me. When?
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] Now.
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Na-a-a-a-a.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] Now.
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Na-a-a-a-a.
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Hey, did you see three fellas
come up here?
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No, sir.
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Well, if you do, grab them,
they're killers.
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Yes, sir.
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What!?
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Who's going to grab who?
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[SCREAMS]
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Attaboy.
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Hang on, kid.
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Don't let him in.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[CRIES OUT]
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[SCREAMS]
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Ow!
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[BARKS]
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I really don't like that.
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Hey, Moe. Hey, Larry.
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Where are you?
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Hey, fellas, where are you? I--
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[CRIES OUT]
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[MAKES WEIRD NOISE]
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In the box,
there's room for both of us.
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Open the latch.
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Ah-h-h-h!
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Look.
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[SCREAMS]
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[WHINING]
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Ah!
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What's the idea scaring people?
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Oh. Listen, you--
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Hey, quiet.
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You stay out of this, we--
Oh-oh-oh!
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[CRIES OUT]
254
00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,290
[CRIES OUT]
255
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,290
You sure is ugly.
256
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:54,930
[CRIES OUT]
257
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,940
Hey, now, you follow me.
258
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,440
[SCREAMS]
259
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,690
[FOOTSTEPS]
260
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,530
We better hide this dough
in case the cops get us.
261
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:12,950
They won't have anything on us.
262
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,540
How about hiding
inside this dummy.
263
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,040
Good. Pull his head off.
264
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,660
Ah, it's stuck.
We'll have to cut it off.
265
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,670
Hey, you can't do that.
266
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,050
Why not?
267
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,640
Well, you see, you co--
You just--
268
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,060
[DOOR SHUTS]
269
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,980
It's-- Hey, you got us wrong.
270
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,930
Yeah, but we got'cha.
Come on. Come on.
271
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,410
Oh.
272
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,410
Hey, Moe. Where were you?
273
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:57,910
I just knocked a guy
cold right here.
274
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:58,910
I was on that side.
275
00:14:58,910 --> 00:14:59,910
He was on this side.
276
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:01,420
Just as he bent over--
277
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,420
[BABBLES]
278
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,700
Now you're right there.
279
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,820
Ah--
280
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,580
Hm.
281
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,590
Ah-ah.
282
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,760
[SQUEALS]
283
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,680
[SCREAMS]
284
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,240
[WATCHMAN SCREAMS]
285
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,830
Hey, wait a minute,
the door's locked.
286
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,330
BOTH: Na-a-a-a-a.
287
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,250
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