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SUB BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/

Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

* oh... *

* who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* absorbent and yellow and porous is he. *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* if nautical nonsense be something you wish... *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* ready? Spongebob Squarepants! *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

Ah! Time for bed, Gary.

Oh, Gary!

You know what they say:

Curiosity salted the snail.

Mind your wandering eye, you little mollusk.

Sweet dreams, Gary.

Hey! Over here!

Wait a minute!

I don't have a driver's license.

Wow!

My driver's license.

I can't believe it.

I sure take a good picture.

Darn! I should have grown a moustache.

Duh-Doo-Duh-Duh, duh-Doo...!

How could i have forgotten the most important rule of driving?

Always wear your seatbelt.

Hey! I can see the krusty krab from here.

Mrs. Puff, look!

I finally got my driver's license.

Not even in your dreams, mr. Squarepants.

Ouch!

Where am i?

Is that me?

Or is this me?

Am i still dreaming?

This must be Gary's dream.

I'm going to get a closer look.

Whoa!

Wow, look at all these books.

I wonder where Gary is.

Gary!

Huh?

Excuse me, sir.

Have you seen...

Spongebob?!

Gary?

How dare you invade

The sanctity of my dreams!

Gary! You can talk!

In dreams, one is not tethered by earthly limitations.

What does that mean?

Come.

For ages, dreams have been thought of

As windows to another realm.

"Let me not mar that perfect dream

"By an auroral stain

"But so adjust my daily night

That it may come again."

Emily dickinson wrote that.

Who?

Here's one you might know.

"There once was a man from peru

"Who dreamed he was eating his shoe

"He woke with a fright in the middle of the night

To find that his dream had come true."

Gee, Gary, you sure are smart.

Did you think my shell was full of hot air?

Thanks for the info, Gary.

I'm going back to my own dream.

Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan.

I wonder what Patrick's dreaming.

I can't resist.

Hey, Patrick!

Hey, Spongebob.

You know, Patrick, this is a dream.

You can do anything you want.

Yep.

I mean anything.

Watch-- I can turn into a skyscraper.

Going up!

Huh?

I can make...

A million of me!

Huh? Huh?

Yup.

Aw, tartar sauce.

I'm going to a different dream.

Okay.

Bye, Spongebob.

Shoot!

That was my last quarter.

Oh, this is going to be good!

Psst! Squidward!

Hey, Squidward!

Spongebob!

Why do you stop playing, wolfgang amadeus tentacles?

Yes, your highness.

Spongebob!

Hey, i have not instructed you to stop!

Now, play!

Do tell me the one

About the man from peru again.

Sponge...!

Bob.

I came here to hear beautiful music.

If i don't get my wish, it'll be your head!

Psst!

Squidward!

Huh? Huh?

No... way.

Please, Spongebob.

No tricks.

Trust me, Squidward.

Spongebob!

Why have you stopped playing

That wonderful music?

His music touches me ever so.

I fear that my tears might stain my petticoat.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

What is this instrument

That produces such lovely sound?

So long, Squidward!

Hey! I'm at Sandy's.

Aw, this looks neat.

I wonder...

Hey, Spongebob, what brings you here?

Hey, Sandy.

What's going on?

Well, we're free-Falling

From 114,000 feet

And we'll land on that itty-Bitty target.

This seems kind of dangerous!

Not as long as you got a big, old parachute.

Okay!

Not "pair of shoes," Spongebob--

"Para-Chute."

Got you.

Not a "parakeet"-- Para...

Made it.

Ouch.

All right, that's it.

No more messing with people's dreams.

Hey!

Mister Krabs.

Uh... Mister Krabs?

Hello, Spongebob.

Oh, pearl, this is your dream.

You're just in time for the tea party.

I was looking for your dad's dream.

Oh.

He's next door.

Boys don't understand the sophistication of tea parties.

Right, mr. Stuffy?

Bye.

I bet Mister Krabs's dream will be more robust.

I got you now, you slippery demon!

You're putting up a good fight.

Yes, you are!

What you doing, Mister Krabs?

I'm picking neptune's pocket!

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about cold, hard, flipping cash!

It's the mighty moby dollar!

Do you see her, boy?

I got her-- Here she comes.

Thar she blows!

Look, Mister Krabs!

Pennies!

Never mind the small change, lad.

Get the net.

This one?

No-- The money net.

It's in me back pocket.

Wow! You look real good with a moustache, Mister Krabs.

Never mind that, boy.

Ready the net!

Net ready, sir!

I did it!

I finally did it!

Congratulations, Mister Krabs.

No, Spongebob!

Don't let it go!

Get it, Spongebob, get it, get it!

Come back! Hey, hey!

No!

This'll make a great fish story, eh, Mister Krabs?

Oh, Spongebob...

Yes, Mister Krabs?

You're fired!

Hey, plankton's dreaming about bikini bottom.

Zap!

I see you.

Zap!

I see you.

Zap!

Plankton.

I see you!

Zap!

Oh, look, it's the krusty krab

Home of the krabby patty.

Crush!

Lick, lick!

This isn't a dream.

This is a nightmare.

Gary!

Gary! No!

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Gary!

I've got you, Gary.

Peekaboo!

Here comes my foot!

Yeah!

Huh?

Yow!

I think he's got the point.

Whoa!

Well, i guess i've got some explaining to do, huh?

No, no, no!

No, not the face!

Ah, that was fun and all

But it's good to be back in my own dream cloud.

Spongebob! Spongebob!

Spongebob! Spongebob!

Spongebob! Spongebob!

What do you want from me?

Leave me alone.

Spongebob, Spongebob!

Stop!

Hey! What are you all doing in your pajamas?

Are we having a slumber party?

No, we are not having a slumber party.

Do us all a favor, Spongebob

And stay out of our dreams.

Don't we get enough of you during the day?

Does anyone have a quarter?

It's raining krabby patties!

Yeah!

Huh?

A quick midnight snack, and then it's back to bed.

Ah, sleep tight, my little angel.

Ah, here it is.

Nothing like a sea-Nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich

To help you get to sleep.

The fridge!

Whoa!

Oop!

Oh, Gary, i don't feel like myself.

Don't be silly, Gary.

I don't get colds.

I get the suds.

No, Gary...

If i had the suds, i'd have bubbles coming out of me.

I can't get the suds

Because then i'll have to miss work.

No, Gary.

I like wearing my underwear like this.

I'm not sick.

I'm going to work.

Spongebob, what's holding up those patties?

Right away, sir.

Spongebob, what's wrong with you?

You're paler than a baby sea horse.

The suds?

Here's that patty you wanted, Mister Krabs, sir.

All right, Spongebob, you're too sick to work.

No, Mister Krabs, i'm okay, honest.

No, now go home and get some rest.

Nothing personal, lad.

I just can't have you sneezing all over my food.

Huh?!

No, wait. Wait!

Oh, Gary...

I feel horrible.

Oh, who am i kidding, Gary?

I've got the suds, no doubt about it.

I better take care of this before it gets out of hand.

Hello.

Sandy, i'm sick.

Can you escort me to the doctor's?

Oh, sure, Spongebob

I'll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit

On a hot greasy griddle in the middle of august...

Yeah, Sandy, thanks.

Coming.

Hey, Spongebob.

Going skiing?

I'm sick, Patrick.

I'm going to the doctor.

What? Oh, you can't go!

Why not, Patrick?

I know a guy who knows a guy

Who went to the doctor once

And the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.

It can't be as horrible as the suds.

Oh, it is, Spongebob!

Well, first they make you sit in the... waiting room.

Is that the horrible part, Patrick?

No, it gets worse.

They make you read old magazines.

Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.

No!

Yes!

It's a device so sinister

So icy cold when it touches your bare flesh

It...

No! No! No stethoscope!

No doctor!

No old magazines!

No... no!

Patrick, i don't want to go the doctor.

Exactly.

You got to help me get better, Patrick.

Please?

Would you like to be my doctor, Patrick?

What else are friends for?

It appears as though

We'll have to plug up these holes.

This ought to do the trick.

Voila.

Feel better?

I don't know.

Help, i'm shrinking.

No! Please, don't hurt me!

No bubbles!

Patrick, your treatment is working.

You think so?

Sure!

At this rate i'll be cured in no time.

In fact, i'm going to call Sandy

And tell her not to come.

Thanks, dr. Patrick.

And they said i'd never make anything out of myself.

My fingers are too big for the buttons.

Dr. Patrick, could you call Sandy for me?

Sure, patient Spongebob.

Hello, Sandy?

Hiya, Patrick.

I'm calling on behalf of my patient, Spongebob.

I'm on my way over

To take him to the hospital.

Uh... uh... that will no longer be required.

He is in my care as of today.

Well, i'm coming over to take a look.

I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot...

Oh, yeah, yeah, the rabbit.

Don't bother, Sandy.

Spongebob, quick, Sandy's coming.

We've got to make sure you're well

Or she'll take you to the doctor.

Don't touch me, i'm sterile.

Scalpel, please.

Feeling better?

Uh-Uh.

Felling better yet?

Not really.

How...

About...

Now?

I don't...

Think so.

Feeling better?

No.

How about now?

Nope.

How about now?

Uh-Uh.

Hello, Spongebob.

Uh-Oh, it's Sandy.

There's no one home.

Patrick, you open this door.

Patrick, sometimes i just don't understand you.

Hey!

Okay, Patrick, where's Spongebob?

Uh... uh... he's not here at the moment.

Please leave a message after the beep.

Okay, now, tell me.

Since when do you have two houses?

Since i ran out of space to put my stuff.

Uh-Huh, yep.

Since when does your house have feet?

This is my mobile home.

Hiya, Sandy.

Hmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

Patrick, Spongebob has to see a real doctor.

No, he doesn't!

I'm taking care of him!

Show her, Spongebob.

Say "ah."

Ah...

See? He's even worse than i thought.

What do you mean?

He's fine.

I'm okay, Sandy, really.

I'm taking you to the doctor right now.

Hey, that's my patient.

You can't take him to the doctor's.

Don't be silly, Patrick.

He's mine.

Spongebob, you'll be better soon.

I'll save you!

I'm ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Better, guys, really.

Now look what you've done, Patrick.

What i've done?

Everything was fine until you showed up.

You should be arrested for impersonating a doctor.

Hey, i'm a good doctor.

Right!

Huh? Spongebob?

I can't stop now!

Help me!

Shiny tines.

Mister Krabs!

Spongebob?

Stop, Spongebob!

Stop!

Oh!

Well, mr. Squarepants, it seems you have the suds.

Are you ready for your treatment?

You're not going to make me

Read old magazines, are you?

No, silly, you get the sponge treatment.

Oh, hans.

Yeah!

This tickles.

I can smell again!

Yeah!

I feel as good as new.

I love the doctor!

Here's your lollipop.

A lollipop?

Hey, doc, i got the suds, too.

Oh, yes, dr. Patrick.

We have a special treatment for you.

Hey, wait.

Ouch! Ooh, that hurts.

Wait!

Hey, this doesn't seem right!