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SUB BY : DENI AUROR@
https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/
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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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* oh...
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* who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* if nautical nonsense be
something you wish... *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* ready?
Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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It's time to grow myself
large and wide.
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Howdy, Spongebob.
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How's it going?
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Not too close, Sandy.
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I tend to get smelly
when i'm pumping iron.
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Check it out.
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Well, you're smelly.
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All thanks to my
state-Of-The-Art weight set.
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Uh... i don't want
to disappoint you,
Spongebob
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But you won't see
progress lifting those.
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Oh, really?
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That is, if you want arms
like these.
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Huh?
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Or these.
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Or these!
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Well, maybe i could use
a little help.
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Well, if you want arms like mine
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You just got to follow
my training program.
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Wow! Really?
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That'd be great, Sandy.
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I can see me now.
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Good night, Gary.
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Yeah, that would
change everything.
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Be at my place
at 5:00 a.M.
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Oh, and you'll need
a water helmet.
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Come on, Spongebob.
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It's only pushups.
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Come on, come on,
you can do it.
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One.
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All right, put them up.
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They're up.
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Ding, ding.
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Feeling the burn?
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I'm feeling something!
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Well, now that
we've got you warmed up
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It's time for the arm cruncher.
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Arm cruncher, great.
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This squirrel's trying
to kill me.
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This is it.
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That's great!
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We'll have to do it
again sometime-- Bye.
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This working out thing
isn't working out.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Hey! Hey, you!
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Wimpy, wimpy,
wimpy.
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"Ooh, i'm a little
peanut worm."
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Are you too much of
a wimp to work out?
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Are you a weakling
built like a sponge?
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Well, now, you, too,
can have muscles.
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Huh?
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With anchor arms!
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They slip on like a glove.
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Just add air.
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How big do you want them?
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Normal? Veiny?
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And for the ladies... hairy.
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I was a wimp
before anchor arms.
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Now i'm a jerk,
and everybody loves me.
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So order now, wimp!
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Wow... now, that's a good idea.
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I want to be just like him.
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Yeah, i've got to get
to a phone.
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Hi, Squidward.
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Spongebob?
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Ahoy, Mister Krabs.
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Mother-Of-Pearl!
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Ow.
Ow.
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Hi, guys.
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Spongebob, is that you?
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Who are you
expecting?
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Tiny tim?
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Wait, wait...
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Big, aren't they?
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Dude, you're ripped.
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Thank... you.
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I've been working out.
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Excuse me a second.
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Yeah.
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Anyone for the juice bar?
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I'm telling you,
he's huge!
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Have you guys seen
Spongebob anywhere?
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You mean musclebob buffpants?
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He's in there.
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Uh... whatever.
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Thanks.
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I start off
with 20 raw eggs every day
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But that's just me.
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Working out is my life.
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I remember when
i used to look
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Like that guy over there.
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Who, me?
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I remember when i used
to look like you, too.
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But that was a long time ago.
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Here's your drink, sir.
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Thank you.
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Oop.
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Yeah.
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Spongebob?
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Where'd you get those muscles?
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I've created
my own workout routine
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That's giving me
amazing results-- Oops.
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Yeah, i have never felt better.
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Heck, what's your secret?
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What?
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Your secret workout--
What is it?
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Hmm-- Well, i, uh...
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First i...
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Take my hand and i do this.
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Are you kidding?
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Do these muscles lie?
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I'm glad to see
you've found
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An exercise program
that works for you.
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Yeah, your
workout routine
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Wasn't quite tough
enough for me.
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Can't argue
with those results.
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What you need to do now is
put those muscles to the test.
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Uh... what do you mean?
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The mussel beach
anchor toss
competition.
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It's today.
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Here's your drink.
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Hey, with those arms,
you'll do great.
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Well, i'm not sure.
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Come on, let's go.
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Right now?
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Wait, wait, Sandy!
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I don't think it's such a...
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Sandy, wait!
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Here it is-- The sign-In list.
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Oh, no.
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Okay.
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Sandy...
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Cheeks.
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Wait, Sandy--
Don't sign just yet.
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Okay...
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Wait!
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Spongebob... Squarepants.
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Oh, Sandy.
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Wait!
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It's okay, Spongebob.
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I already signed
your name in.
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Oh, great.
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Thanks, Sandy.
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Are we on?
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Welcome to the goo lagoon
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Eighth annual
anchor toss competition.
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Ready, Spongebob?
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Oh, yeah, sure, no problem.
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Can i get some mustard on that?
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Oh-- First up, dom the whale.
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200 yards!
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Wow! Let's see
an instant replay.
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Amazing!
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Up next, Larry the lobster.
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210 yards!
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Here goes Sandy cheeks.
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Whoa...
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Yee-Ahh!
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510 yards!
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Wow! Fabulous.
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Beat that,
Spongebob.
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Up next, Spongebob Squarepants.
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All ( making farting
Spongebob! Spongebob!
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Ouch.
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Uh... just kidding.
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That Spongebob's funnier
than ears on an acorn.
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Oh, this is it.
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They're all going to find out
i'm a fake.
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I can't give up.
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I've got to try.
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I can do it!
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I've got anchor arms.
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I'm no wimp.
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I'm a jerk!
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Yeah.
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Ooh.
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Spongebob! Spongebob!
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Ooh.
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I think he lost.
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Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
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96... 97... 98...
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99... 100.
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I want a hundred more.
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It hurts.
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One, two, three, four...
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I think we finally
found an exercise
for you, Spongebob.
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Nine, ten...
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Can you get that?
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Have i told you
how beautiful you are?
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Your tentacles, your nose,
your eyes...?
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A little lopsided.
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There.
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Ah.
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And now that i've
been immortalized in wax
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I have conquered
all artistic media.
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Come on, my precious
reflection, smile.
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Hike, Patrick, hike!
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You just lost three points.
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One...
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Two...
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Five.
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G-7!
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G-7?
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King me, king me!
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I lose!
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But it's not tuesday, Patrick.
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Tartar sauce!
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Hey!
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What are you
invertebrates doing?
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We don't know.
We don't know.
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Hey, Patrick, do you
know what time it is?
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Uh, yeah, Squidward.
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It's...
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Time to find
some other game to play.
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Ah!
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Now what?
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We could toss that
shell back and forth.
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Okay!
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Ready!
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Go!
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I got it, i got it.
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I got it,
i got it, i got it!
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Huh?
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Remember, Patrick,
finders keepers.
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There it is!
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I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
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Bonus points.
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Uh, Patrick?
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I think something's wrong
with Squidward.
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He looks unconscious.
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Don't worry.
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I know
how to do this.
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Get off him,
Patrick!
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What are you
worried about?
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He looks better already.
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But he still
feels cold.
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Well, let's go
put him in the warm.
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Do you think
he'll be okay?
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You know, you worry too much.
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The Patrick is here
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And Spongebob,
i know a lot
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About head injuries,
believe...
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Me.
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Hey, what's that
on your shoe?
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I don't know.
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It kind of
looks like...
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Squidward!
Squidward!
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Get him off me!
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Go away, go away!
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No, no,
that part goes here.
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Oh, yeah... yeah,
th-That's it, uh-Huh.
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We're almost there.
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We can do this.
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It's working,
it's working.
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This is working.
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Patrick, this isn't working!
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Look!
277
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,782
I don't know
how to say it
278
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:17,050
But our old pal
Squidward, he's... he's...
279
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,619
He's pushing up daisies.
280
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,521
Oh, i thought
he was dead.
281
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,797
What are you doing here?!
282
00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:32,833
No!... no!
283
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,636
Well, are you two going
to say something or...
284
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:37,037
No, stay back!
285
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,039
What is the matter with you two?
286
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,008
Don't! Don't hurt us!
287
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,411
It was an accident.
288
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,679
What are you two talking about?
289
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,818
Look what you've done to me!
290
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,886
When i get my hands
on you, i'll...
291
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,122
Please, mr. Squidward ghost.
292
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,790
Spare us
your ghostly anger!
293
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,028
Oh, yes,
mr. Squidward's ghost!
294
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,696
Please
don't haunt us.
295
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,399
We'll do anything
you want.
296
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,667
Just have
mercy on us!
297
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,168
Enough.
298
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,537
Listen up!
299
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:12,139
Squidward's
ghost is feeling
300
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,675
Unusually
generous today.
301
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,109
He hath decided
302
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,146
To spare ye
a horrible fate.
303
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,716
All ye must do
304
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,818
Is tend
to my every whim
305
00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:28,088
And tickle
my fancy on demand.
306
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,457
Does that
include...
307
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,524
Quiet!
308
00:16:30,558 --> 00:16:32,793
Now, do
as you're told
309
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:38,966
Lest ye incur the wrath
of Squidward!
310
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,000
I think
they make
311
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,134
A cream
for that now.
312
00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:45,839
Here?
313
00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:47,007
Too hot.
314
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,078
Here?
315
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,813
No, too wet.
316
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,814
Keep going.
317
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,148
Keep going.
318
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:57,585
Here?
319
00:16:57,618 --> 00:16:58,886
Too loose, lautrec.
320
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,758
Too tired...
321
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,628
Perfect.
322
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:10,698
Hmm, i feel... needy.
323
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:13,701
Slaves, fetcheth me
some nourishment.
324
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:16,637
Only the freshest,
o spooky one.
325
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:19,740
A grape fresh from the
vine, your ghostliness.
326
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,543
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
327
00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:24,478
A banana peeled
to your liking
328
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:25,679
Your incorporialness.
329
00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,815
Mmm...
330
00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:29,683
One watermelon...
331
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:30,751
D'oh!
332
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,686
Fresh from
the manure field
333
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,587
Your spookiness.
334
00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,256
Art thou not pleased?
335
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,628
Enough of that!
336
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:43,731
I want something
else to eat now.
337
00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:46,567
Something that's
very difficult to find.
338
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,736
What do you
hunger for, master?
339
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:50,738
Whatever you want,
we'll find it.
340
00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:52,606
We'll find it!
341
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,042
Cherry pie.
342
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,176
Where'd
you get that?
343
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,177
I found it.
344
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,079
Well, go
find it again!
345
00:18:00,881 --> 00:18:03,784
Spongebob,
get over here.
346
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,653
Now spin around.
347
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:06,820
That's better.
348
00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,155
Now jog in place.
349
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:11,692
Say "flank steak."
350
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:12,926
Flank steak.
351
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,629
I think i'm beginning
to like this.
352
00:18:15,663 --> 00:18:16,630
Stop.
353
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,833
Now play me
an elaborate song
354
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,201
With this!
355
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,572
But... this is just
a piece of tissue paper.
356
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,006
Oh, my!
357
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,976
Always have to have it
our way, don't we?
358
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:30,210
Oh, boo-Hoo.
359
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:37,017
I can't do it!
360
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,752
Well, i hope
you don't have
361
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,020
Any plans tonight
362
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,656
Because you're not
allowed to leave that spot
363
00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,658
Till i hear a song.
364
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,574
What's this?
365
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:02,643
Napping on the job?
366
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:05,846
You're supposed to be
making music for me.
367
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,181
As punishment
for this insolence
368
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,784
Squidward's ghost
commandeth you
369
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:13,153
To clean out
his back room.
370
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,154
I found it.
371
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,223
I'll take that.
372
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,825
Yes, your ghostliness.
373
00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:19,860
This is fun.
374
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,698
Patrick, are you ready for this?
375
00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:25,733
Yes.
376
00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:26,867
Okay, let's go.
377
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,268
Patrick, are you coming?
378
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,236
Yes.
379
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,704
Patrick, it's this way.
380
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:31,705
Where?
381
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:32,873
Here.
382
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:33,907
Oh! Coming!
383
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,877
How are we
going to clean up
384
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:37,911
All this mess?
385
00:19:37,945 --> 00:19:39,212
It's easy.
386
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248
Just tear
this wallpaper off.
387
00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,885
Oh, look,
you missed some.
388
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:45,686
Oh, let's see.
389
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,055
It's a comic book,
and look at this--
390
00:19:48,088 --> 00:19:50,658
It's the origin
of the flying dutchman.
391
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,225
It says when he died
392
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,795
They used his body
as a window display.
393
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:56,830
Now he haunts
the seven seas
394
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,899
Because he was
never put to rest.
395
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:01,101
Well, don't you
get it, Patrick?
396
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,770
We're going
to go shopping?
397
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:03,837
No! We're going
398
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,739
To put poor old
Squidward to rest.
399
00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:09,777
Ow! What the heck was that?
400
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:10,878
Initiation.
401
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,914
That was part one
of your ceremony.
402
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,282
Ceremony for what?
403
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,785
We're going
to put you to rest.
404
00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:19,887
I don't want
to be put to rest!
405
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,889
All i want are
those chores done.
406
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:23,724
Now, did you clean
the back room yet?
407
00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:24,725
Yeah.
408
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:25,993
Oh, really?
409
00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,160
I'm going to go check.
410
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,363
Okay, get in.
411
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,364
Are you crazy?
412
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,800
I'm not getting in.
413
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,035
But you said we could
put you to rest.
414
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,737
I didn't say
anything like that.
415
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,972
Now, get out
of my house!
416
00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:39,973
Okay.
417
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,779
Now what?
418
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,682
I wrote
"here lies Squidward.
419
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:50,751
You may not
remember him, but..."
420
00:20:51,885 --> 00:20:53,020
Oh, hi, Squidward.
421
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,688
Does this look
deep enough?
422
00:20:54,722 --> 00:20:56,757
Spongebob,
cut that out!
423
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,358
Oh, look, the mourners.
424
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,060
Oh, Squidward, we all came
425
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,062
As soon as we were
sure you were dead.
426
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,065
Spongebob, are you
trying to put me
427
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,466
In the nuthouse?
428
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,101
No, just
into this hole.
429
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,407
Spongebob, i have
a confession to make.
430
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,977
You're bald?
431
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,478
No, i'm not bald!
432
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,280
I'm alive!
433
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,015
Now, get rid
of that tombstone
434
00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:24,284
And tell all your
friends to go home.
435
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,753
Go home.
436
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,290
But i...
437
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,291
Master...
438
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,960
I'm not your master.
439
00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:34,862
I'm your neighbor.
440
00:21:34,895 --> 00:21:36,196
Now, do me a favor
441
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,398
And stop doing me favors!
442
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,135
As you wish, master.
443
00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:43,971
D'oh!
444
00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:46,339
Boy, he really
had us fooled.
445
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,776
No, Patrick,
he's the fool.
446
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,477
He's a ghost in denial.
447
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,880
He needs us now more than ever.
448
00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:53,847
You're right.
449
00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:57,050
He really needs to get
up to the great beyond.
450
00:21:57,084 --> 00:21:58,118
Patrick,
say that again.
451
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,119
That again.
452
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,187
No, the other thing.
453
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,288
No, the other thing.
454
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,990
No, what you said
before when...
455
00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:04,958
No, what you said
before when...
456
00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:06,093
Never mind!
457
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:07,260
I've got an idea.
458
00:22:07,294 --> 00:22:09,863
Never mind,
i've got an idea.
459
00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:14,902
Spongebob
i can't reach him.
460
00:22:14,935 --> 00:22:15,869
Blow harder.
461
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:22,810
There he goes!
462
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,212
Isn't he beautiful?
463
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,314
How high's
he going to go?
464
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:31,051
All the way, Patrick,
up to the great beyond.
465
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,054
Good-Bye, friend.
466
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,956
Happy trails!
467
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,096
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
468
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,567
He's on
the other side now.
469
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,002
Yeah.
470
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,471
He's in
a better place.
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