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SUB BY : DENI AUROR@
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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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* oh...
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* who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* if nautical nonsense be
something you wish... *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. *
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* Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* ready?
Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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Hmm.
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Hmm...
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I just don't get it.
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If a free salad bar doesn't
bring in customers
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What will?!
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Squidward!
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Uh, uh, yes, sir?
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There's going to be
some changes around here.
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A customer!
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Welcome to the krusty krab!
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Spongebob, cater
to his every whim
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And don't screw
this one up.
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Aye, aye, sir!
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Welcome aboard,
sir.
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Here at the krusty krab,
you are the Captain
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And i am your cabin boy.
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You just say the word
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And i will throw
myself in the brig.
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May i take your order?
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All i wanted was change
for the pay phone.
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Aye, aye, sir!
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"Monsieur's changez."
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Thanks.
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Here you go.
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Yeah!
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As you may have noticed,
profits are way down this month.
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We need a gimmick
to bring in customers.
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Do you lubbers have any ideas?
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I've got one-- A free pair
of socks with every purchase.
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Uh-Uh.
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Or maybe double-Patty
midnight madness!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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I know! I know! I know!
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How about
"mouthful of clams" day?
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Everyone who shows up
with a mouthful of clams
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Gets a free drink.
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Huh? Huh?
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Well, uh... i was thinking
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More along the lines
of live entertainment.
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That's it-- A floor show!
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No, wait,
a talent show
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With your host-- Me!
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Oh, this is
the moment i've...
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I mean, we've
been dreaming of.
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Think of it,
Mister Krabs
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You will be
responsible for
bringing culture
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Into this
cultural wasteland
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We call
bikini bottom.
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And not to mention
the money.
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The money?
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And i can see it now.
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Your daughter, pearl--
Her name up in lights.
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Little pearlie-- A star?
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Hopping clams!
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A talent show!
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I'm talented!
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I'd better call the folks.
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Squidward,
you've got a deal.
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Make my little girl
a star.
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Hey, Squidward, what
time am i going on?
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Going on what?
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The show!
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When am i going on the show?
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I have a great act.
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What talent could
you possibly possess?
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Ta-Dah!
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No one, not even your parents,
would want to see that.
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What the people want is culture,
not dancing bubbles.
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Okay, i get it.
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Don't worry, Squidward.
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I'm going to come up with
the most cultured act ever!
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I can hardly wait.
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Phew! The only culture that guy
has is in his tennis shoes.
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Ha, ha! Tennis shoes-- Ha, ha!
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I crack myself up.
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We are live
at the krusty krab talent show
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Featuring the
finest talent...
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Wow! A full house.
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There's mom and dad.
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They are going
to be so proud!
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Hello, i'm Mister Krabs,
and i like money.
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I got to get ready.
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Listen up, people
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Listen up.
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Gather around, everyone.
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Now, you may be thinking
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This is your one shot
at the big time.
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Well, it's not.
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It's mine.
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Hey, squid,
how about this
for the show?
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The amazing mr. Absorbency!
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Whoa!
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Ta-Dah!
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Ta-Dah!
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No one is going
to want to see you
engorge yourself.
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Please, Squidward,
let me be in the show.
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I'll do anything,
anything, anything!
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So, you really want
to be in the show?
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Oh, yes!
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Okay, you get to
mop up afterwards.
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Now, will you stop
bugging me?
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So, this is what
it feels like-- The big time.
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With this mop,
i shape my destiny!
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Good evening, and welcome
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To the first annual
Squidward tentacles talent show
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Sponsored by the krusty krab
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Home of the krabby patty
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Because no one else
would give it a home.
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Uh... thank you.
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Our next act is living proof
that nepotism is alive and well.
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Nepoti...
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Ha... thank you.
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Put your fins together for...
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Put your...
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Put...
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Pearl!
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Hooray!
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My little girl is
finally a star!
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Give me a k-R-U...
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Give me a s-T-Y...
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Krusty krab!
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Krusty krab!
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Krusty krab!!
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Now, that's
talent!
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Thank you!
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My legs!
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Thank you!
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Thank you.
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Hey, Squidward, listen,
what do you think?
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When i mop
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Should i go forward
and back?
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No, no, wait--
Side to side.
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And now, poetry...
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By... Gary.
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He has such a way
with words.
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Come on, come on, ginsberg.
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If he doesn't hurry it up
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We're not going to have enough
time for the best act-- Me!
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Squidward, should i use
mr. Cleanser or dr. Clean?
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Yes.
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I, the amazing plankton
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With the use of prestidigitation
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Will make a krabby patty
disappear before your very eyes.
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First, i'll need a volunteer
from the audience.
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Nice try.
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Your act's over, bub.
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You may win this time.
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Shee-Ah kazing!
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Well, this stinks.
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Get out! Get off the stage!
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Squidward!
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This show is a disaster!
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You're ruining me!
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Now, now, don't you
worry, Mister Krabs.
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I've saved the best
for last-- You'll see.
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For your sake,
i hope you're right.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen
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The moment you've
all been waiting for.
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We've saved the best for last.
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Put your hands together
for the incomparable Squidward!
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What the...?
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I'm losing money on this deal.
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It's worth every penny.
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You bottom feeders!
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You don't even know talent!
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No talent! No talent!
No talent! No talent!
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Hey, Squidward,
can i go on now?
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Yeah, show's over.
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Hey, yeah!
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That's really
not too bad.
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I like that.
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All right!
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They want an encore.
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Stand aside, Spongebob.
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You did it,
Squidward!
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What a great show!
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Oh, my son's
a star.
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Who ever knew
he had such talent?
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I'll be needing
another wheelbarrow
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For next week's show!
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Ah, the krusty krab--
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Everyone enjoying
their krabby patties.
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Huh?! What's this?
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Can you spot her, mr. Squidward?
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Down there, sir!
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There appears to be a krabby
patty-Napping in progress.
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There can be
only one culprit...
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Plankton!
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Finally, victory is mine.
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I win, i win!
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I win!
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He got away, sir.
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No!
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He's finally stolen
me secret recipe.
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Perhaps not, monsieur krabs,
for it's...
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Spongebob Squarepants!
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Aha!
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Hey!
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Okay, that's
far enough.
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Huh?
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Tartar sauce!
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Yee-Haw!
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Have you seen
a krabby patty?
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It's about
this tall, and...
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Wow, a magic shop.
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Are you a magician?
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One time
i saw this magician
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And he did
this thing, and...
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Anyway, and
then he told us
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"If you believe
in yourself
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"And with a tiny
pinch of magic
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All your dreams
can come true."
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I can't take it!
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Plankton, it's you!
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Yes, and after all these years
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I thought i was
the master of torture.
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But that. That
just wasn't fair.
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Here!
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Take the stupid patty.
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I don't want
the secret recipe anyway.
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I guess my restaurant will never
be as good as the krusty krab.
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You don't know what
it's like to be a loser.
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Aw... cheer up,
plankton.
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I think
you're a winner.
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What... what did you say?
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I said you're a...
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Loser!
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How does it feel
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To be the most
hated thing
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In bikini bottom,
plankton?
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It hurts,
doesn't it?
I know.
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Yeah, and for
running you out
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We're going
to make this kid
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Honorary town rookie
of the day.
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* for he's
a jolly good rookie *
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* for he's a jolly good rookie
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* for he's
a jolly good rookie... *
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I bet if he had just one friend
he wouldn't be such a meanie.
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* which nobody... whatever.
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A customer?
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Our special today
is chum... balaya.
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Hi, mr. Plankton.
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Haven't you degraded me
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Enough for one day?
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No.
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I mean...
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I want you
to come out
and play with me.
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Wha...?
267
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,323
Play... with... me...
268
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,226
You know how to induce
thermonuclear fusion?
269
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,994
No, but i like to go...
270
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,430
That naive cube!
271
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,032
How long must i suffer this?
272
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,835
You're not letting him leave,
are you?
273
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,236
Can't you see?
274
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,839
This is the perfect
opportunity for revenge.
275
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:13,840
Elaborate.
276
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,842
Befriend the sponge bath
277
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,345
Then, when the time is just
right, take the krabby patty!
278
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,381
Take... the krabby patty.
279
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,917
Get moving, genius,
don't let him get away!
280
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,019
...with my friends
in jellyfish fields.
281
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:30,589
All right, Spongebob,
i'll play your little game.
282
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:31,590
Right!
283
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,125
Last one to the fields
284
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,426
Is a rotten clam!
285
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,197
So, i get the big net
286
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,999
And you get
the little net.
287
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,034
What happens after we eat them?
288
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,204
You don't eat them,
you catch them, like this.
289
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,573
* la, la, la, la-La,
la, la, la, la-La. *
290
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,875
Like that.
291
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:49,876
And?
292
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,277
Then you
throw them back--
293
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,344
Watch out for stingers.
294
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,246
Stingers?
295
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:02,621
All knees will bow to plankton.
296
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,190
Hail, plankton!
297
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,492
I win, i win!
298
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,561
It's not about winning,
it's about fun.
299
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,563
What's that?
300
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,966
Fun is when you...
301
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,434
Fun is...
302
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,568
It's like...
303
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,137
It's kind of...
304
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,872
Sort of like a...
305
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,074
What is fun?
306
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,176
Let me spell it for you:
307
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,979
* "f" is for friends
who do stuff together *
308
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:30,049
* "u" is for you and me
309
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,551
* "n" is for anywhere
and anytime at all *
310
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,988
* down here
in the deep blue sea. *
311
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:39,125
* "f" is fire that
burns down the whole town. *
312
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,161
* "u" is for
uranium... bombs *
313
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:45,497
* "n" is for no survivors
when you... *
314
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:49,201
Plankton, those things
aren't what fun
is all about.
315
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,437
Now, do it like this:
316
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,039
* "f" is for friends who...
317
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,240
Never!
318
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,208
That's completely idiotic.
319
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,244
Here, let me
help you.
320
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,313
* "f" is for friends
who do stuff together *
321
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,648
* "u" is for
you and me... *
322
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,416
Try it!
323
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,353
* "n" is for anywhere
and anytime at all *
324
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,156
* down here
in the deep blue sea. *
325
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,358
Wait, i don't
understand this--
326
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,093
I feel all tingly inside.
327
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,228
Should we stop?
328
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,165
No, that's how you're
supposed to feel.
329
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,667
Well, i like it--
Let's do it again!
330
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,369
Okay!
331
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,038
* "f" is for frolic
through all the flowers *
332
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:29,108
* "u" is for ukulele
333
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,278
* "n" is for nose picking,
sharing gum and sand licking *
334
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:35,114
* here with my best buddy.
335
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,492
Argh... mutiny.
336
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,261
And after that
337
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,198
We frolicked through the flowers
and then we...
338
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,599
Sounds like fun.
339
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,534
The really fun part
was when we...
340
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,169
Where's the krabby patty?
341
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,370
Uh, the what?
342
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,306
The krabby patty, remember?
343
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,508
You can't rush
these things, you know.
344
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,376
Remember the mission.
345
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,411
What do you mean?
346
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,113
You're going native.
347
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,214
Look at yourself.
348
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,515
What?
349
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,420
I haven't seen plankton
for a while.
350
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,355
He must be scheming.
351
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,257
Who knows? Maybe he's changed.
352
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,425
Who knows?
353
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,460
I think you know!
354
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,630
He's changed, i tell you.
355
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,765
Sponge buddy?
356
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,200
Yoo-Hoo!
357
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,236
Plankton buddy, let's go.
358
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,838
I forgot this is
a no-Friends zone.
359
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,906
Spongebob...
360
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,609
May i speak
to you in private?
361
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,946
You won't mind if i set
this here, will you?
362
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,916
What's this all
about, Mister Krabs?
363
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,285
He's a thief--
364
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,354
Look at the lust
in his eye, he's...
365
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,689
Why can't you
just accept our
friendship?
366
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,224
He's just after me recipe.
367
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,292
I'll prove it to you.
368
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,495
Argh, you must
be hungry
369
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,497
After that long
walk over here.
370
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,932
Oh, yes, but i'm saving
my appetite
371
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,402
For some popcorn at the movies.
372
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,504
Uh... suit yourself.
373
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,776
We've had enough
374
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,678
Of your little tests,
Mister Krabs.
375
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,314
Come on, plankton,
let's get out of here.
376
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,782
Maybe the lad
was right.
377
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,550
Maybe plankton's gone straight.
378
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,854
And maybe scallops
will fly out of my pants!
379
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,757
Hang on there, laddie,
i'm a-Comin'!
380
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,707
I sure like
sequels, plankton.
381
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,710
Hey, bubble bass,
you're sitting on my friend.
382
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,515
Hey, bubble bass...
383
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,851
Thanks for that,
friend.
384
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:52,885
Sure thing.
385
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:53,920
Listen up!
386
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,723
Mister Krabs?
387
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,325
He's deceiving you!
388
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:02,362
Reach into his pocket now
and take what he's got!
389
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,999
You, too, boy!
390
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,404
I can't believe this.
391
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,539
It's not what you think.
392
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,973
What is it, then?
393
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,975
Tell me what
you see here.
394
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,810
I... i don't
see anything.
395
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,580
How can you not see it?
396
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,849
Okay, okay, i see it.
397
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,952
It's a krabby patty, okay?
398
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,421
I couldn't help it.
399
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,557
But we sang
the fun song.
400
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,892
I think i'm going
to be sick.
401
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,427
How long?
402
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,962
How long what?
403
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,665
How long were you
planning on doing this?!
404
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,801
Tell me!
405
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,704
What?!
406
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,039
All right, it's true!
407
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:50,042
I tricked you
to get the krabby patty!
408
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,879
But then you showed me
friendship...
409
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:57,417
And now i realize...
410
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,951
That's all i ever
really wanted.
411
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,120
Really?
412
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,655
No, not really.
413
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,357
Being evil is too much fun!
414
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:07,694
Oh, darling, i knew
nothing would ever
tear us apart.
415
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,999
Mister Krabs, he's gone.
416
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,801
He got the patty.
417
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,803
He won.
418
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,639
Ho-Ho, no,
he didn't, boy!
419
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,841
Don't you know what's
behind these screens?
420
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,510
Solid concrete!
421
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,782
I'm sorry, Mister Krabs
422
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,851
I thought plankton
had changed.
423
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,553
Don't blame him, lad.
424
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,021
No friendship
can withstand
425
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,690
The allure of
a krabby patty.
426
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,427
Now, let's go back
to the krusty krab
427
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,695
And have a fresh one,
on me!
428
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,030
Aye, aye, Mister Krabs.
429
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,665
Well, maybe
at a discount.
430
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,737
Huh?
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