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SUB BY : DENI AUROR@
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Are you ready, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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* oh...
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* who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. *
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* if nautical nonsense be
something you wish... *
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. *
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* ready?
Spongebob Squarepants! *
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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* Spongebob Squarepants!
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Spongebob! Spongebob!
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Wake up, boy!
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You're burning
me money!
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Mister Krabs, what do we do?
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Here, use this.
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Hooray!
Hooray!
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Spongebob, come
into me office.
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What's wrong, boy?
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Well, i...
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This is the fourth time
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I've had to scrape you
off of something.
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Well, i've been thinking.
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We need to get you
thinking about work.
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No offense, Mister Krabs,
but i've been thinking
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About giving up
my cold industrial life
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In favor of
a more natural
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And free life
among the jellyfish.
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Ah... Spongebob,
you wouldn't last
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Even one day
in the wild.
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This is your
natural habitat.
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This is your
wide-Open range.
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These are
your amber waves.
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And this... oh, this
is your golden scepter
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With which you rule!
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That's better than nasty old
jellyfish, right, Spongebob?
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Spongebob?
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Oh, i can too
last more than one day.
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I'll show him.
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Aw, barnacles!
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Spongebob, wait.
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Oh, he'll be back,
all right.
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He'll be back.
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And, Squidward
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I want you to have
my can opener.
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And i thought
this friendship
would never pay off.
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Are... are... are...
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Are you sure you want
to give me this mayonnaise?
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It's all yours.
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And these
old phone books?
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All yours, old friend.
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Patrick, there is
one more thing
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I want you to have.
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Ol' reliable?!
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Howdy, y'all.
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Hey, Spongebob, you
having a garage sale?
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No, Sandy, i'm giving up
my material possessions
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To live in the wild
with the jellyfish.
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Spongebob, of
all the crazy schemes
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Why would you want to live
among the jellyfish?
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They're cold and mean
and none too bright.
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Oh, Sandy, that's exactly
the response i would expect
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From someone who lives
the sham of a life
i once lived.
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I'll prove i don't need
this stuff to be happy.
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Maybe someday you'll
wise up and join me.
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Good-Bye.
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I won't be needing these.
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz...
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He took off
his pants.
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I'll give him
a week.
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I'll give him
11 minutes.
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Patrick sad!
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I'm home.
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I'm home! I'm home!
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I'm home, i'm home, i'm home,
i'm home, i'm home, i'm home
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I'm home, i'm home!
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Brothers and sisters,
wait for me.
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Buzz, buzz, buzz.
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Okay, i'm here.
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Wait, i just got here.
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My jellyfish instincts
tell me to go...
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That way.
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* buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz... *
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Mmm, this is the life.
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Hey, everybody,
buzz, buzz.
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Buzz to you.
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Buzz, buzz.
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Nice current today.
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Hey, what's the buzz?
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Hello, i'm jellybob--
And you are...?
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Uh... nice to meet you.
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Mmm.
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Here, Patrick,
have a krabby patty.
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There he is, Patrick.
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Say your line.
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"Why, thank you, Sandy.
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"I would love one.
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"Too bad Spongebob
isn't here.
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"These are his favorites.
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"I sure wish he'd come home.
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I can't do it!
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Spongebob!
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Come back!
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Patrick, i'm not coming home.
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I miss you.
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Sandy misses you.
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Even Squidward misses you.
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Whoopee!
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I'm happy here.
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This is my home now.
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Spongebob!
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Hey, everybody, i'm back.
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I think i'm getting
the hang of this.
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Patrick, what are you doing?
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If i can't have you as a friend,
i'm going to make you a trophy.
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I even picked out
this nice jar for you.
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Patrick, go home.
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I'm a jellyfish now.
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Wow!
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I can see you
there.
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I still see you.
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You're going
to look good
on my mantel.
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Friends forever,
Spongebob!
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Ahh.
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I got you now, Spongebob.
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Patrick, no!
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Okay!
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So this is the way
it's going to be.
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I hope you're happy.
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Well, that's over.
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Back to jellyfish matters.
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Mmm, jelly.
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Ah, my jellyfish brethren
are returning.
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Greetings, comrades.
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Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
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Being a jellyfish sure is fun.
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Buzz... buzz...
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Buzz.
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Hey!
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Ew, i'm itchy.
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Itchy-- Why am i so itchy?
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Poison sea urchins.
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Ow, ow, itch, itch,
itch, itch, ow
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Ooh, ow, ow, ow, itch, itch,
itch, itch, itch, itch...
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
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Buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
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Buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz...
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Krabby patties.
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Buzz...
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Buzz...
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Sandy...
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Buzz, buzz, buzz...
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz...
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What have i done?
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I had a great life and friends,
and i gave all of that up.
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Welcome home, Spongebob!
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You guys are the best.
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I made a huge mistake.
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Please forgive me.
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Ah, quit your blubbering
and have a krabby patty.
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Don't mind
if i do.
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And i'll see you at work
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First thing
tomorrow morning.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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Spongebob, do us
all a favor...
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Don't mind if i do.
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Ta-Dah!
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Aw.
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Okay, that's enough.
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Could we please
stop this?
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Patrick itchy.
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Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!
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It is great
to be home!
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Huh?
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Huh?!
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Surprise!
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Happy birthday, Squidward!
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* happy, happy birthday!
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* happy birthday cake!
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* happy, happy birthday!
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* pin the tail
on the sea horse! *
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* happy, happy birthday!
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* happy birthday, Squidward!
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So long, Squidward,
bye-Bye.
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Don't do anything
i wouldn't do.
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Another year older.
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It's not my birthday!
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That's it!
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I'm moving out
of this neighborhood.
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Absolutely, mr. Tentacles.
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I can sell your home
in a heartbeat.
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Oh, that's great news
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Because i want to move
as soon as possible.
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No problem... as long as it's
not infested with nematodes
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Or surrounded
by troublesome neighbors
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Or something like that.
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Oh, sure, there's none of that.
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Did you say neighbors?
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Of course! I can't tell you
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How many times
i've seen a sale fall through
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Because of bad neighbors.
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Neighbors, uh...
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Anyway, i'll be by tomorrow
to check out the house.
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See you then.
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Spongebob.
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No one will ever buy my house
with him living next door.
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Whatever a good neighbor
would do, he does the opposite.
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Opposite... opposite.
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Uh, Squidward...
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Why are you
playing the drum?
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Drum?
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What drum?
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This is just
my wig case, see?
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Come on, Spongebob, tackle me!
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Squidward, you need bed rest.
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I'll keep
you safe
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Until you're
well again.
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Oh, i get it.
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You don't know what
day it is, do you?
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Uh, wednesday?
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Why, it's opposite day.
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You've never heard of it?
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Boy, have you been missing out.
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Opposite day is
the one day
of the year
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When you get
to act different.
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Normally i'm
stuffy and boring
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But today i'm silly
and spontaneous.
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Does everybody know
about opposite day?
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Oh, sure.
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It's a game, get it?
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Oh, a game.
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Yeah.
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Normally, you're
really loud and annoying
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So what are you
going to be today?
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Quiet and out of the way.
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Yay!
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Yeah.
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Why don't you get a jump on it.
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I love...
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I mean, i hate
opposite day.
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I'm not ready.
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So long, chum.
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And good-Bye, bikini bottom.
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Gary, it's opposite day
and i'm--
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Walk, don't run--
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And i'm going to...
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Opposite, opposite.
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I'm just going to crawl into bed
and do nothing all day.
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Too bad it only comes
once a year, huh, Gary?
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Gary, where's
your holiday spirit?
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Company!
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I hate company.
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Who's there?
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It's Patrick.
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Patrick... go away!
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I never want to see you again!
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Spongebob doesn't
like me anymore.
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That's right.
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You're my worst enemy.
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Patrick, you're not
really not my friend.
269
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,000
It's just opposite day.
270
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,500
Opposite day?
271
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,533
Hey, i've
heard of that.
272
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:10,533
You have?
273
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,133
No, what is it?
274
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,367
Well, whatever
you normally do
275
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,267
Today you do
the opposite.
276
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,033
Let me try,
let me try.
277
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,467
Patrick!
278
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,033
Patrick, breathe!
279
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:34,633
Not that opposite.
280
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:38,033
Let me show you how to do it...
the wrong way.
281
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,167
Meow.
282
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,400
Meow.
283
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,267
Say, want to help me
284
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,800
Do some work
around the house,
worst enemy?
285
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,033
Nope.
286
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:21,100
Nearly noon
and not a peep from Spongebob.
287
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:24,100
I'm almost sorry i'm leaving.
288
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,967
Opposite day.
289
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,967
Spongebob, what are you...?
290
00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:33,933
Hello, Squidward.
291
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:38,833
Oop, i mean,
good-Bye, Squidward.
292
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:42,467
Isn't opposite day... terrible.
293
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,500
Living next to you.
294
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:52,000
You're the
worst neighbor
in history.
295
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:55,233
Wow! That's the nicest thing
Squidward has ever said to me.
296
00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,333
If the real estate agent
sees that mess
297
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:02,067
I'll never sell this house.
298
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:05,167
Isn't it beautiful?
299
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,933
On opposite day it is.
300
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,467
Out of the way, Spongebob!
301
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,833
I don't get it.
302
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,133
I made my house
a mess
303
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,667
Which was
making it clean
304
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,467
Which made Squidward
clean my yard
305
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,300
But that means
he's messing it up.
306
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,967
But the opposite
of clean is filth
307
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,367
Which means
filth is clean.
308
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,100
Squidward's making
my yard a wreck
309
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:36,767
But i'd normally
wreck my own yard
310
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,200
So Squidward's
being the opposite
of Squidward
311
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,000
Which means
he's Spongebob.
312
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:43,333
Aha! I understand
everything now.
313
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,967
I must be the opposite
of Spongebob by being...
314
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,867
Squidward.
315
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:51,867
Hey...
316
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,833
I want to be opposite, too.
317
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,667
Yeah, finally!
318
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,733
Yoo-Hoo!
319
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,100
* i'm Squidward,
i'm Squidward *
320
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,267
* Squidward, Squidward.
321
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,933
Wait.
322
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:09,667
It's not enough to look like
Squidward to be opposite.
323
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,500
You have to act like him, too.
324
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,667
Boy, oh, boy, do i like
playing the clarinet.
325
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,967
I practice and practice
all day long
326
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,433
But i never get any better.
327
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,333
Now you try.
328
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,700
Okay.
329
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,867
* i'm Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward. *
330
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,633
* i'm Squidward, i'm Squidward
331
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,700
* Squidward, Squidward.
332
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,967
After you,
mr. Squidward.
333
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,600
Why, thank you,
mr. Squidward.
334
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,667
You're quite welcome,
mr. Squidward.
335
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,500
Opposite day.
336
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:44,800
Next time it's going to be
"go jump off a cliff" day.
337
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,800
Oh, my.
338
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,333
The house is even more beautiful
in person.
339
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:57,300
Hello, mist...
340
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,667
Um, mr. Tentacles?
341
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,533
Yes, please come in.
342
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,433
I pictured you
being much taller.
343
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,600
Yeah, everyone
says that.
344
00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:05,533
Now, if you want
the sale to go through
345
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:06,833
You've got to tell me
346
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:10,133
All the positive
things about
your house.
347
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,633
Positive things-- Opposite day.
348
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:13,700
I'd love to.
349
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:16,500
The floor creaks,
the roof leaks.
350
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,533
There's
a terrible draft.
351
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:22,700
Uh... well, you didn't
mention that on the phone.
352
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,700
Please let me finish.
353
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,200
The winters are hard.
354
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,933
The summers are brutal.
355
00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:31,000
There's a wild man-Eating clam
in the backyard.
356
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,200
Would you care to see the rest?
357
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,433
Well, i'm not sure
if i'm interested.
358
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:38,533
Nonsense.
359
00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:40,700
I won't take no
for an answer.
360
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,333
Please follow me.
361
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:50,500
And here's the worst room
in the house: my gallery.
362
00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:54,167
Oh, my, this painting
is very nice.
363
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,500
Thank you.
364
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:57,000
Who's that?
365
00:20:57,033 --> 00:21:00,233
I'd like to introduce
you to mr. Squidward.
366
00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:01,533
You're both Squidward?
367
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,300
I'm Squidward.
368
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,133
He's Squidward.
369
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,833
We're both Squidward.
370
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,000
Well, that's done.
371
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:12,367
At least Spongebob
has been quiet.
372
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,867
No!
373
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,133
Okay, i really
don't want to
hear another one.
374
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,200
Okay.
375
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,133
I really don't
want to hear more,
thank you.
376
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:27,600
I hear you
loud and clear.
377
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:29,933
Stop!
378
00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:31,833
Get away from her!
379
00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:34,667
Oh, oh, i am so sorry, ma'am.
380
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,200
I-I hope these
two barnacle-Heads
381
00:21:37,233 --> 00:21:39,467
Haven't harmed you in any way.
382
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,867
Who are you?
383
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,033
Why, i'm Squidward.
384
00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:48,933
What kind of fool
do you take me for?
385
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:49,933
He's Squidward?
386
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:50,933
He's Squidward?
387
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:52,367
You're Squidward?
388
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,633
I'm Squidward!
389
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,667
Are there any
other Squidwards?
390
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,467
Meow.
391
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,100
I'm out of here.
392
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,567
Ma'am, please.
393
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,367
What about my house?
394
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,700
I wouldn't sell a house for you
395
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:08,467
If you were
the last Squidward on earth!
396
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,267
Wait!
397
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,267
Don't...
398
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,533
Go!
399
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:15,933
No, no, no!
400
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,033
Please sell my house.
401
00:22:18,067 --> 00:22:19,133
Never!
402
00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:23,133
Don't leave me here!
403
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,667
Happy opposite day, Squidward.
404
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,033
We hate you.
405
00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:38,633
Let me show you guys
how much i hate you.
406
00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:43,833
Patrick, you ever feel
407
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,933
That Squidward
likes us too much?
408
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:49,400
Happy opposite day!
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