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SUB BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/

Are you ready, kids?

Aye aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

Aye aye, Captain!

* oh... *

* who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* absorbent and yellow and porous is he *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* if nautical nonsense be something you wish *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *

* Spongebob Squarepants! *

* ready? Spongebob Squarepants! *

* Spongebob Squarepants *

* Spongebob Squarepants *

* Spongebob... Squarepants! *

Ah, the sea, so fascinating, so wonderful.

Here we see bikini bottom, teeming with life

Home of one of my favorite creatures:

Spongebob Squarepants.

Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly.

Today's the big day, Gary.

Look at me!

I'm... naked!

Got to be in top physical condition for today, Gary.

I'm ready!

I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready.

I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready...

Go, Spongebob!

Whoa...

There it is...

The finest eating establishment

Ever established for eating.

The krusty krab, home of the crabby patty.

A help wanted sign in the window.

For years, i've dreamed of this moment.

I'm going to go in there, march straight to the manager

Look him in the eye, lay it on the line

And i can't do this!

Patrick!

Where do you think you're going?

I was just... no, you're not.

You're going to the krusty krab and get that job!

I can't, don't you see?

I'm not good enough.

Whose first words were, "may i take your order?"

Mine were.

Who made a spatula

Out of toothpicks in wood shop?

I did.

Who's...

Who's...

Who's a big, yellow cube with holes?

I am!

Who's ready?

I'm ready!

Who's ready? I'm ready!

Who's ready?

I'm ready!

I'm ready.

I'm ready, i'm ready...

I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready!

Oh, no. Spongebob!

What could he possibly want?

Go, Spongebob! Go, Spongebob!

Go, Spongebob, go, self.

Mister Krabs!

Hurry, Mister Krabs, before it's too late.

Permission to come aboard, Captain.

I've been training my whole life

To join the krusty crew, and now i'm ready.

Ah!

Ah! Ooh.

Um...

So, uh, when do i start?

Lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs.

Mister Krabs, please, i'll prove i'm fry cook material.

Ask Squidward.

He'll vouch for me.

No.

Well, lad, we'll give you a test, and if you pass

You'll be on the krusty crew.

Go out and fetch me a...

A... hydrodynamic spatula

With, um, port and starboard attachments

And turbo drive.

And don't come back till you get one.

Aye aye, Captain.

One hydrodynamic spatula

Port and starboard attachments, turbo drive

Coming up, sir!

Carry on!

We'll never see that lubber again.

You're terrible.

A hydro what?

- Hey, hey, please! - Passengers are to stay seated

And not put their heads out the windows.

That sounded like hatch doors.

Do you smell it?

That smell.

A kind of smelly smell.

A smelly smell that smells...

Smelly.

Anchovies.

What?

Anchovies!

Please, please!

Quiet!

Is this any way to behave?

Hmm?

Can we show a little decency

And form a neat, single-File line in front of the register?

* Barg'n-Mart, meeting all your spatula needs. *

All hands on deck!

Get your anchors out of your pants!

One single-File line is all i ask! Whoa!

Whoa!

Batten down the hatches, mr. Squidward!

We're taking on water, mr. Squidward!

I want my mommy, mr. Squidward!

* spatula, spatula *

* port and starboard attachments. *

Help!

Man overboard!

Climb, mr. Squidward, climb!

This is the end!

Good-Bye, mr. Squidward.

Oh, Mister Krabs!

Permission to come aboard, Captain.

* da-Dadada-Da-Dah! *

Did someone order a spatula?

That's right, one hydrodynamic spatula

With port and starboard attachments

And let's not forget the turbo drive.

Would you believe they only had one in stock?

To the kitchen!

Who's hungry?

* things that bother you never bother me *

* i'm as happy as pie, ha-Ha! *

* living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight *

* having a wonderful time. *

* haven't got a lot, i don't need a lot *

* coffee's only a dime *

* living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight *

* having a wonderful time. *

* just take it from me, i'm just as free as any brother. *

* i do what i like just when i like, and how i love it. *

* i'm right here to stay, when i'm old and gray *

* i'll be right in my prime *

* living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight *

* having a wonderful time. *

That was the finest fast-Foodsmanship

I've ever seen, mr. Squarepants.

Welcome aboard.

But Mister Krabs...

Three cheers for Spongebob!

Hip, hip...

Hooray. Mister Krabs...

Hip, hip... hooray.

Hip, hip...

Hooray. Mister Krabs...

I'll be in my quarters

Counting up the booty.

Good morning, krusty crew!

What would you like to order, Patrick?

One crabby patty, please.

Mister Krabs, Mister Krabs!

Mister Krabs, come see your new employee.

* living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight *

* having a wonderful time! *

Wow, four stingers.

Oh!

Where have i seen this before?

Here it is--

Land squirrel.

That little squirrel is in trouble.

Take that, you sorry old clam.

You need to learn some manners.

You're about as ugly as homemade soup.

Hooray, land squirrel!

Look out!

Hold on, little squirrel!

Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!

Ho-Hee!

Hoy-Ya!

You have fought well, giant clam.

Prepare to be vanquished.

Hey, i'm actually doing it.

Your shell is mine!

Hold on there, little square dude.

Hey, you like karate, too.

Ha!

So, what's your name?

Sandy.

So, what... do... you... call yourself?

I'm Spongebob!

Well, Spongebob...

Take a gander at this.

Oh.

Oh, yeah?

Watch this.

I like you, Spongebob.

We could be tighter than bark on a tree.

Uh, i like you too, Sandy.

What is that on your head?

That's my air helmet.

May i try it on?

Heck no, i need it to breathe.

I got to have my air.

Me, too!

I love air.

Air is good.

No kidding?

Why, air is my middle name.

The more air, the better.

Can't get enough air.

Shoot!

How about coming over tomorrow for tea and cookies then?

Don't be late.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Patrick!

Patrick!

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

What's air?

Huh?

I just met this girl.

She wears a hat full of... air.

Do you mean she "puts on airs"?

I guess so.

That's just fancy talk.

If you want to be fancy

Hold your pinky up like this.

The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

How's that?

Higher.

Like that?

Now, that's fancy!

They should call you Spongebob fancypants.

Remember, when in doubt, pinky out.

You can do it, Spongebob.

I'll be watching.

Thanks, pal.

Hello?

Hiya, Sandy. It's me, Spongebob.

Hold on, i'll let you in.

Sandy!

Open up!

Sandy! Sandy!

Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong.

There's no water in...

Here.

'Course there's no water.

Nothing but air.

No water?

That ain't a problem, is it?

Problem?

That's how i like my air.

With no water.

Well, all right.

I made texas tea and cookies.

Well, come on in.

That's not in.

In!

You're a funny little dude.

Come on, i'll give you the grand tour.

So this is my own private little air bubble.

This air is the driest...

Purest...

Most airiest air in the whole sea.

Oh, over there is my birdbath.

And that's my oak tree.

It provides me with extra air.

This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane;

That's a fancy name for plastic.

Ain't that just the bee's knees?

Tell you what, weren't easy getting here neither.

First, i had to hitch it up to a big, old...

...that's my treadmill.

That's how i stay in tiptop shape.

Oh, come on.

Let's have that tea now.

Pinky, pinky!

I brought you some flowers.

For me?

How sweet!

You okay?

Yes.

I'm okay.

You know, you're the first sea critter to ever visit.

I can't imagine why.

Can i get you anything?

Water would be nice.

I'm going to put these in a vase.

Take your time.

I got to get out of here.

I like you, Spongebob.

We could be tighter than bark on a tree.

When in doubt, pinky out.

I don't need water.

Water is for quitters.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I don't need it, i don't need it.

Why, these flowers are just beautiful.

They'll live much, much longer

In a vase full of ice-Cold water.

So tell me about yourself.

It must be fascinating being a sea critter.

Spongebob?

Oh, there's the cookies.

Be right back.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I definitely don't need it.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I need it!

No, Spongebob!

No, no, no!

Stop!

Pinky, pinky!

I'm a quitter!

You can't leave now.

You'll blow it.

Air is not good, Patrick.

Air is not good.

You're just being shy.

Don't worry, buddy.

You're doing fine.

I won't let you blow... this.

What kind of place is this?!

There's no water in here!

I tried to tell you.

We got to get out of here!

You're doing it wrong.

Wait, no, we've got to get out.

Come and get it.

You're all going to like this--

There.

That ought to do it.

If you all needed water, you should have asked.

I propose a toast:

To new friends!

Hold on a second.

I hope you all like your tea strong.

Drink up!

Ah!