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(PHONE RINGS)
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(CONTINUES RINGING)
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(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
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Yeah. Hi, Ma.
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What?
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Oh, gee, Ma. Tonight?
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Uh, can't. Can't tonight.
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No, 'cause... Because, uh, why?
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'Cause we already ate.
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Yeah. No, we already ate.
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What did we have?
We had, uh, chicken.
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Yeah, we had...
What kind of chicken?
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Uh, roasted.
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Roasted chicken. Yeah, Jamie
made roasted... Vegetable.
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Yes, we had, um, clap... We
had clap... We had clappers.
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Clap... Squash.
Squash, squash, squash.
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We had squash. Yeah.
Chicken and squash.
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Dessert. We...
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Sylvia, hi. What time
would you like us there?
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Great. See you then.
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It's just easier.
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♪ Tell me why I
love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who can stop
my heart as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump
into the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah!
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♪ I'm mad about you ♪
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(PHONE RINGS)
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PAUL: Hi we're out. Leave a
message and we'll call you back.
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(BEEPS)
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IRA: Hey, Paulie, you there?
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PAUL: I'm here. I'm here. IRA
Come on, come on, pick up the phone.
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I'm here. I'm right
here. Right here.
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Howdy.
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People say "howdy."
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Well, I said it. Listen...
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I don't know, but I said it.
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Hey, you want to
hear something terrific?
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We're not gonna be late. 8:00,
8:00, feel-good movie of the year.
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We will be there.
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Speaking of feeling good, guess
what happened to me today?
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We'll like her. Well, come
on, we're gonna like her.
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And I'm sure she'll like us. I
already like her. What's her name?
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That's her name?
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No, no, no, I like her. I like
her It's just a little unusual.
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What is wrong with people?
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Jamie's looking
forward to it, too.
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Yeah. We'll see... We'll see you
there. I'm walking out the door.
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I'll see you. Bye.
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Guess what... So
I'm leaving school,
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and I'm heading for the subway
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and I see this guy on the street
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who's... who's got one of
those tables by the curb,
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where he's selling, you know,
books and fruit, and hosiery.
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And I remember I have to buy a birthday
present for Marilyn's stepdaughter.
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What'd you buy, a dictionary?
Yeah, she's going to college.
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It's like 1,000 pounds.
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So the guy wants $40.
Finally I talk him down to $12
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if he throws in a bag of
tangerines and a pair of thigh-highs.
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How many words could there
be? So, listen, so, I give him 20,
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and before he can
give me my change,
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this cop comes by
and chases him off.
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With your change?
Yes! With my change.
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So, I say to the cop, "That
guy right there, there he goes,
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"he's got my $8. Go get him."
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He doesn't go get him.
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He lectures me about
buying stuff off the street!
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Okay.
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But, guess who got a big grant
from the New York City Film Council.
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So, then, I'm on the subway
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with, like, this book that
weighs more than I do,
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and 24,000 pounds of fruit,
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and we get into one of those
sections where the lights go out.
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So, the lights go out.
They come back on.
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There's this woman
in an Armani suit
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eating one of my
tangerines like I'm a buffet!
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What is wrong with these people?
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Give up? Me.
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What? Me.
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What? Grant.
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Grant? Got it.
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You got the grant.
Got the grant.
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Congratulations.
What I'm trying to say...
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Like it's her God-given right!
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What? The tangerines.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm never leaving
this apartment again.
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Er, well, except for to go to the
movie with Ira in 15 minutes. Right?
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Oh, that's not
tonight. It actually is.
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I can't. Oh, come
on, it'll be fun.
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No, no, no, no. I'll die.
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Oh, he wants us
to meet this woman.
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I'll hate her. Feel-good
movie of the year.
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I don't feel good.
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Well, luckily, they
have this movie.
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I can't go out there again.
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Hey, we love this city.
They just gave me money.
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I'll give you money.
Don't make me go.
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Come on, you can't let
the city get you down.
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When you fall off New York,
what you do? Get right back on.
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No.
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Come on, do it for me. No.
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Do it for Ira. No.
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Do it for Velma.
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Velma? It's unusual.
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Just put it on.
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I don't care how hungry you are.
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You don't eat out of
another person's grocery bag,
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especially fruit. I know.
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I'll bet you that there's
not anybody in a cab
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in this city with a
bigger book on their lap.
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We'll drop it off.
It'll take 10 minutes.
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I'm not complaining.
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Little movie-going, little
present drop-off, all good things.
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I got the beginning of a headache,
like right before you get a headache.
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Oh, I hate that. It's like worse
than the actual headache.
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That's what I'm saying.
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We'll get you... We'll
stop, we'll get you aspirin.
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Just ask him to
turn down the music.
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Er... Excuse me, could you...
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Thank you. Even in his
culture, that's a bad song.
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Left or right? What's that?
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You get out left
side or right side?
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Oh, it's not for 20 blocks.
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Well, tell me! Right
side, right side. Right side.
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All right, so what do
we know about Velma?
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Uh, not too much.
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Well, where's she
from? I don't know.
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How did they
meet? He didn't say.
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Well, what did he
say? Phenomenal sex.
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That's all? And she was a
member of the original Go-Go's.
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Get out of here. Yeah,
that's what he said.
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Wow. Good for Ira. Yeah.
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I think this is it for him.
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All right, let's not put
that pressure on him.
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No, I was actually
putting it on us.
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Let's not do that either.
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He... He really likes her,
and... and, uh, he needs us.
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You know, we gotta... You
and I have to close the deal.
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I hate that. We're like
relationship whores.
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Yes, we are.
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Actually, we're
relationship pimps,
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which is better
'cause we get hats.
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Which Go-Go was she? Huh? Shemp.
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There's a store. Could
you... Could you pull over?
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Left side, right side?
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Just right... right
here. Tell me!
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Right side, right
side, right side.
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All right, I'll be right
back. Do me a favor.
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Pedagogue, look it up,
see if I'm using it correctly.
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Get wrapping paper. All right.
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And ribbon. Yes.
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And get some scotch
tape. And a Sprite.
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49th and Broadway.
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Hello. I saw it first.
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I'm in here. The
guy just got out!
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(SIRENS APPROACHING)
He's coming back!
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Your boyfriend fast? What?
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Your boyfriend run fast? I
cannot sit here long. The police...
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All right, first of all, he is my not
my boyfriend, he's my husband.
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He'll be back in two
minutes. No, two minute...
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Fast! Fast! Fast! Yes,
my boyfriend is fast.
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Are you still here? Hey!
I got tickets for Cats.
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It's been running 12 years.
You can't wait for another cab?
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Look what they
had, cowboy paper.
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Hello. You know how long
I've been waiting for a cab?
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Don't talk to him. Is
there a problem here?
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He's going to see Cats.
You haven't seen that yet?
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Don't talk to him.
You can't save cabs!
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Why not? Okay, okay, honey.
Here's what we're gonna do.
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Sir, I'm gonna
step out of the cab,
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and then you're gonna
step out of the cab,
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and then I will get
back in the cab,
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and you will go off and
see an outstanding musical.
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Which everybody
else saw in 1982.
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All righty. Okay, sir?
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That's what's gonna
happen. Here we go.
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(POLICE SIRENS)
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(MUTTERING)
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What was that? You
know what you are?
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You're the reason
people move to Jersey.
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Know what? I'm
gonna give you a muffin.
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I bought a muffin for my wife
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and I bought another
one for myself.
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I'm giving my muffin to you,
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in the hopes that
you will enjoy it
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and that someday maybe you'll
give a muffin to somebody else.
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Did you see that? We go?
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Yes, yes, yes, we go.
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Did you see what
he did? Unbelievable.
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What does that
mean? I don't know.
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I give you my nose?
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You are my nose?
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I don't think I would
have given him a muffin.
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Well, it seemed like a
Gandhi-esque thing to do.
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You get my Sprite? Huh?
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Well, tell me!
All right, hold on.
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Well, I don't see him.
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All right, I'll get in line.
You buy the tickets.
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All right. Oh, what if Ira
already got the tickets?
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What if he didn't?
Yeah, what if he did?
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What if he didn't?
What if he did?
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Buy the tickets! I'll
buy the tickets! All right.
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Here, here, here, here,
here. No, no. It's your present.
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I'm a girl.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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By the way, pedagogue: a servant
who escorts children to school.
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Ooh, that's what it
means? Mmm-hmm.
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Remind me, I gotta send a note.
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All righty.
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Hi. Four please, for, uh, Feeling
Good. That's the 8:00 show?
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Feeling Good. Wanna be feeling
good by the end of this movie.
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And if we're not, I expect all our
money back. No problem there.
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All right.
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Thank you. Enjoy the show.
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I'm feeling' better already.
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IRA: Hey, Paulie. Hey.
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What are you reading?
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Long story. Where's Velma?
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Uh, she's... she's making
a call. Where's James?
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She's on line. Come
on. I got tickets.
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What're you talking
about? Tickets are on me.
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Paulie, I got the tickets.
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Well, why did you get tickets?
Why did you get tickets?
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'Cause I wanted to have
this very conversation.
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Paulie. All right. Well, I just
need to explain to the guy.
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Excuse me. Hey,
pal. There's a line.
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No, I was just here.
Well, now you're not.
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Hey, what's your
problem? Hey, no. Hey.
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It's all right. I'll,
uh... We'll sell them.
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Hey, do you... do you
want to buy these tickets?
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Yeah. Right.
236
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No, no, these are perfectly
good. I just bought them.
237
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What am I, from Winnipeg?
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(EXCLAIMS) I'm not...
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All right.
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Tickets... You guys need
tickets? Wanna buy tickets?
241
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Tickets? Tickets?
242
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,494
Perfectly good tickets.
243
00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,575
Absolutely nothing
wrong with the tickets.
244
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,265
Four tickets for yourself?
245
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,400
Tickets. This is unbelievable.
246
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,604
Hey, you piss people
off. Let me ask you.
247
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,483
Anybody ever do this to you?
248
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,986
Somebody did this to you? A
guy, today. Right in my face, like...
249
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,121
(EXCLAIMS) Yeah, that's
bad, right? It's like the finger?
250
00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,658
That's worse than the finger.
Right in my face. Just boo.
251
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,049
Hey, buddy, you
got a real problem.
252
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,618
No, I wasn't... Oh!
253
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,047
What're you
starting with people?
254
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,699
I was... I wasn't starting,
I was telling a story.
255
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,101
Well, look, try and make a
good impression tonight, will ya?
256
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,870
When do we not make
a good impression?
257
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,805
Yeah, you're right. I'm
sorry. I'm a little nervous.
258
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:58,474
Hey, listen, we're gonna
love her. She's gonna love us.
259
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,176
So, Velma. What's
that? A German Wilma?
260
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,566
Hey, not now.
261
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,080
Oh. Ma'am, excuse me.
Are you going to buy tickets?
262
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,982
How do you know my name?
263
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,806
Your name is ma'am?
264
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,474
What do you want?
265
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,353
Nothing. Nothing. We just bought
some extra tickets by accident.
266
00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,556
We thought maybe you
could buy a couple of them.
267
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,047
Let me see. Are these real?
268
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,516
No, no, we spent months
working on them in our garage.
269
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,729
I'll give you $4.
270
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,552
That's $30 worth of tickets!
271
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:24,355
I am a senior citizen!
272
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,569
Okay, okay. You know
what, you're absolutely right.
273
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:27,804
Why don't you take the tickets.
274
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,305
What do you mean?
Yeah, what'd you mean?
275
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,974
I mean take them.
They're yours for free,
276
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,775
because I had a good
day and I'm a nice guy.
277
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,644
What are you trying to
pull? No. I want you to take...
278
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,212
No. I don't want them.
Please. It's a gesture.
279
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,714
I don't want them! Ow!
280
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,548
Get away from me.
What is in that bag?
281
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,073
Ira? Hey, Velma, this
is my cousin, Paulie.
282
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,921
Hi, how you doing? He doesn't
usually fight with the elderly.
283
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,611
Ow! Ow!
284
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,547
You really used to be a Go-Go?
285
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,494
Uh-huh. Which one were you?
286
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:54,318
In the Vacation video, I
was the one skiing slalom.
287
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,999
How about these? Perfect.
288
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,566
No, but, wait, you
weren't really skiing.
289
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,035
I mean, they shoot
that in a studio, right?
290
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,219
Oh, no. We were skiing.
291
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,494
Huh.
292
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,130
Hey, get me. I'm 11.
293
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,965
Here. Give me your coat.
294
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,199
Oh, you don't wanna do that.
295
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,578
I'm just trying to
discourage people.
296
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,836
That's so rude. Well,
the whole city's rude.
297
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,139
Yeah, it's part of the
city's charm, though.
298
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,852
So, you still in the
music business?
299
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,043
Uh, in a way. I manage
a couple of bands.
300
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,656
Really? Anybody famous?
301
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,980
Well, I'm really
proud of Aerosmith.
302
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,482
Whoa. You manage Aerosmith?
303
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,262
How did you get into that?
304
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,830
Originally, I went
to film school.
305
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,094
Paul went to film school.
306
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,800
Oh. I went to NYU. Yeah.
307
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,124
I went to NYU. Oh, that's funny.
308
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,193
Did you take "Sight
and Sound" with Schultz?
309
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,895
I think I did.
310
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,475
No, wait. Schultz wasn't "Sight and
Sound." He taught "Documentary."
311
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,544
Right. Right. Right,
Schultz. No, wait.
312
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:42,867
Schultz is our pharmacist.
313
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,402
Schlatz. Professor Schlatz.
314
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,337
Schlatz! Right.
315
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,058
I can't see. Want
to switch with me?
316
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,525
No, give me the dictionary.
317
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,818
I'll tell you right now,
the word is "obstructed".
318
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,123
Excuse me. You're
sitting on a book.
319
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,268
I know.
320
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,892
Well, I can't see.
321
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,438
Well, what if I were this tall?
322
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,830
But you aren't. Pretend I am.
323
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,232
(CLEARS THROAT)
324
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,568
(KICKING SEAT BACK)
325
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,249
A-A-All right, all right. Would
you stop kicking my chair, please?
326
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,506
Pretend I'm not.
327
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,587
All right. Wait a second. I
got an idea. Get up a second.
328
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,344
All right, we'll
compromise, okay?
329
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,114
Honey, just sit on
it "A" through "L".
330
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,549
There we go.
331
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:37,021
ANNOUNCER: From the best-selling
author of A Penny For Your Life...
332
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,268
MAN: Oh, good. Coming
attractions. WOMAN: Great.
333
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,391
I love coming attractions.
334
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,238
Yeah, me too.
WOMAN: They're talking.
335
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,406
It's just coming attractions.
This is how it starts.
336
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,831
MAN: Hey, I read this book.
It'll never make it as a movie.
337
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,999
(SHUSHING)
338
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,667
Alan Alda's the killer.
339
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,347
No! WOMAN: I like him.
340
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,050
(SHUSHING) Alan Alda. What
in the world were they thinking?
341
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,841
All right. All right. You
shushed 'em. Let 'em adjust.
342
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,877
Hey! Will you two
shut up down there?
343
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,478
Shh!
344
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:01,924
Don't shush me, blondie.
345
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,248
Hey, hey, pal.
346
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,961
Hey, I'm trying to
watch the movie here.
347
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,317
Yeah, well, so are we.
348
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,052
So shut up.
349
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,099
What is your problem?
What is your problem?
350
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,256
You are my problem.
351
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,324
Yeah? Yeah.
352
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,837
Well, come on up
here and say that.
353
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,605
WOMAN: What a jerk.
Do you believe this?
354
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,096
Just forget it.
355
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,433
ANNOUNCER: Coming this Spring...
356
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,904
Forget it? The guy just bounced
a Milk Dud off my medulla.
357
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,738
He's a crazy person.
358
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,074
MAN: Yeah, check
with the wife, chicken.
359
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,843
(CLUCKING)
360
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,634
You know what?
You got a big mouth.
361
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,415
So, you wanna step... Oh.
362
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,083
Oh, what? Huh?
363
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,887
Oh, you know... Just...
364
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,089
Well, let's just
calm down, okay?
365
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,159
We'll calm down so everybody'll
enjoy the movie. All right?
366
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,994
(CLUCKING)
367
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,844
See, I don't want to
fight you. Why not?
368
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,802
'Cause, you know, 'cause
it's just... It's a feel-good movie.
369
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,971
So, what do you say
we all try to feel good?
370
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,417
You don't think I can
take care of myself.
371
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,385
Hey, no. It's not
that at all. Come on.
372
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,121
It's not that at all. It's
just... It's just what?
373
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,889
Nothing. It's just... You
know, I... We don't want...
374
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,057
You think you're better than me?
375
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,801
No, no. Hey, not
at all. It's just that...
376
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,417
All right. Come on, let's go.
377
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,798
Don't. Hey, wait, wait, wait
one minute. You're gonna fight?
378
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,234
I don't want to insult the
guy. So you're gonna hit him?
379
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,869
It seems the right thing to do.
380
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,259
Just talk to him.
381
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,397
Ow!
382
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,933
What'd you do that for?
383
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,803
'Cause we're
having a fight, genius.
384
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:36,313
He very rarely fights
with people in wheelchairs.
385
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,649
Ow! Ow!
386
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,496
What is wrong with people?
387
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,154
It stopped bleeding.
Yeah? Now it's clicking.
388
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,655
Oh, God.
389
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,169
I'm sorry I made
you miss the movie.
390
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,993
I don't care. Does it hurt?
391
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,505
You ever been
punched in the nose? No.
392
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,029
It hurts.
393
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,242
Oh, there it is. You hear that?
394
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,366
What? Little click.
395
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,934
Okay, do it again.
396
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,637
It's not a party trick. It
just happens. But it hurts.
397
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,339
What were you thinking?
398
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,485
I was protecting you.
399
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,209
You could've really gotten hurt.
400
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,955
So... So, good,
explain me the rules.
401
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:16,092
When do I offer pastry, and
when do I get to smack a guy?
402
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,482
It's never clear.
403
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,985
So Velma seems nice, right?
404
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,787
Yeah.
405
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,301
By the way, I love that she
studied film with our pharmacist.
406
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,336
What're you saying? Do you
think she didn't go to NYU?
407
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,038
Oh, she absolutely
did not go to NYU,
408
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,308
and I guarantee you there's no way
were the Go-Go's were really water-skiing.
409
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,133
I thought so, too. What
was that? Forget about...
410
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,535
Ira's... Ira's little
friend likes to fib.
411
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,769
So what are we gonna do?
412
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,078
We don't do anything.
413
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,605
He's your cousin.
414
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,786
Yeah. So, we go, we meet up
with him, we have a nice dinner.
415
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,411
Yeah, and she can tell
us she invented meat.
416
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,225
It's right up there. On the
left, on the left. On the left.
417
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,714
They like that.
418
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,189
So I turned to Liza, and I said,
419
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,625
"You know what? I didn't get
along with my mother either."
420
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,495
Liza... With a "Z".
421
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,131
So, you're a filmmaker.
422
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,577
Yeah, he just got a
big grant from the city.
423
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,534
Really? Yeah.
424
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,514
You know, when I was a
child, I was on To Tell the Truth.
425
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,782
You're kidding. Mmm-hmm.
426
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,507
I was one of the imposters
for Caroline Kennedy.
427
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,310
Caroline Kennedy?
With a "C." Uh-huh.
428
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,281
She is very nice. We all went
to Hyannis Port afterwards
429
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,684
reenacted the scene for Joe, who
wasn't able to leave the house at the time.
430
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,397
Oh, they had a deli platter.
431
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,189
The Kennedys? The
Kennedy's had a deli platter.
432
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,124
Yeah. So?
433
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,094
I'm just trying to get a mental
image of the whole thing here.
434
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,840
I was up in the attic,
playing with John-John...
435
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,797
Yeah, I bet you were.
Okay, you know what?
436
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,633
It's really... It's
a great story
437
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,546
with the Kennedys and
the whole deli situation.
438
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,849
My nose is killing me.
You know what, it really is.
439
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:50,019
I'm gonna get him home, give him some
aspirin and put him and his nose to bed.
440
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,954
What, you're not gonna stay for
coffee? No, we should get home.
441
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,378
Oh, it's so early.
442
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,257
I know. We've had a rough day.
443
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,915
Oh, you know, one time
I got so high from fasting,
444
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,683
I stayed awake for 11 days.
445
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,597
Well, Velma, it's been
a pleasure meeting you.
446
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,765
Oh, it was so nice meeting
you. Nice to meet you.
447
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,667
Good luck with the
marathon. Oh, thanks.
448
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,569
I'll be happy if I can just
finish in the top 10 again.
449
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,138
Me, too. Yeah,
really pounding now.
450
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,406
We're going. We're going.
451
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,263
Ira, I will call you. Okay.
452
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,137
First of all, Caroline Kennedy
would never be on To Tell the Truth
453
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,005
because Kitty
Carlisle would spot her.
454
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,951
In a second. That
was Kitty's job.
455
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,820
How's your nose? Huh? It's fine.
456
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,223
You sure you're up for
the movie? Oh, absolutely.
457
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,513
I had to get out of there.
458
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,326
Me, too. Henry Kissinger.
459
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,316
Oh, boy, I do not
see them together.
460
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,685
It's the next block. Number 212.
461
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,999
You know how happy I'm gonna
be to get rid of this dictionary?
462
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,390
So happy, the word
is not even in here.
463
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,092
It's the blue building.
464
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,881
Left side, left side. Left
side. Left side. There you go.
465
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,876
JAMIE: Look at
that. It's perfect.
466
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,412
(EXCLAIMS) What?
467
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,969
I just stepped in
something. Well, wipe it off.
468
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,116
Well, wait a second, what
is this? Just wipe it off.
469
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,441
It's veal. No, it's not.
470
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,953
Somebody threw
out an entire dinner.
471
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,343
What's wrong with people?
472
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,090
What are they, 10-J?
473
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,281
I stepped in veal.
474
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,927
Honey, it happens.
It doesn't happen.
475
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:08,652
It happens. Name me one
person in history who steps in veal.
476
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,935
MAN: Yes? Hi. We're
here to see the Kurdys.
477
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,136
They're not in.
478
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,505
Are you sure? Yes.
479
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,006
Do you know when
they'll be back?
480
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,241
No.
481
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,105
What do we do?
Just leave it for them.
482
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,914
Yes? Hi. We'd like to
leave something for them.
483
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,539
Who? The Kurdys.
484
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,152
They're not in. We know that.
485
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,188
We'd just like to leave
something for them.
486
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,722
Are you on the list? What list?
487
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,591
We don't know
anything about a list.
488
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,249
Can't let you in unless
you're on the list.
489
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,097
Excuse me, could you be
less helpful? Okay, okay, okay.
490
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,686
Apparently so.
491
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,634
Yes? Hi. Yeah, it's us again.
492
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,868
Listen, we came
all the way up here
493
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,170
just to leave something
off for the Kurdys...
494
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,860
They're not in.
495
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,273
We understand they're not in.
496
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,697
See, nobody told us
anything about a list.
497
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,978
I can't accept gifts,
packages or parcels
498
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,114
if you're not on the list.
Have to be on the list.
499
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,548
All right, stop saying list.
500
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,672
It's a dictionary.
501
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,474
How do I know that?
502
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:07,612
Hey, we've been lugging this, the
entire English language, all over town.
503
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,558
We just want to
leave it here for them.
504
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,826
Not if you're not on the list.
505
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,628
Did he say list?
Did you say list?
506
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,430
Got to be on the list.
507
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,120
Excuse me, sir,
can you see this?
508
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,588
Yes, I can.
509
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,490
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
510
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:28,799
Okay, we're putting a lot of pressure
on this movie to make us feel good.
511
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,948
It's closed. How
could this happen?
512
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,815
Oh, that's perfect. $8,000 worth of
tickets and we don't get to see the movie.
513
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,851
You said there was
a midnight show.
514
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,241
Well, what do I know?
515
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,277
I carry a dictionary
and step in veal.
516
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,546
IRA: Hey, Paulie. Hey, hey!
517
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,481
Hey. Hey, hey.
Hey, there you are.
518
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,694
There you are. We were
looking all over for you.
519
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,596
We thought we'd take
a shot at the late show.
520
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,420
I thought you guys
were going home.
521
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,467
We were, but then Paul's
nose was feeling a lot better
522
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,802
so, we went to Riff's to look for
you guys and we couldn't find you.
523
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,538
So then we thought maybe
you went to the movies again.
524
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,206
So here we are. You
were right. Absolutely right.
525
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,375
We were gonna see a late
show and now they're closed,
526
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,576
so we're gonna go home.
527
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,201
We were at Riff's
this whole time.
528
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,469
Well, we didn't see you.
529
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,015
How didn't you see
us? How'd you miss us?
530
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,640
We must've looked
on the wrong side.
531
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,875
You guys ditched us, didn't you?
532
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,664
No, come on. What
are you talking about?
533
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,624
We didn't ditch you.
Why would we ditch you?
534
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,714
Uh-huh.
535
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,749
No, we... we... we...
We wouldn't do that.
536
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,851
I just hate being lied to.
537
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,588
The wrong side?
538
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,956
Come on, Ira. Let's go.
539
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,225
You hurt me, Paulie.
540
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,661
IRA: They very
rarely lie to people.
541
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,400
Know what we can do, be a
nice capper to the evening?
542
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,704
Why don't we go home, take
this thing and just throttle it.
543
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,039
Howdy. Howdy to you.
544
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,720
Nice night. Well, maybe for
you. Not so much for us, sir.
545
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,988
All right. Take it easy,
honey. We're all out of muffins.
546
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,479
Good night.
547
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,859
Did you enjoy the
movie? Uh, sadly, no.
548
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,261
We didn't... We
didn't get to see it.
549
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,430
Oh, that's too bad.
It's a wonderful film.
550
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,532
Well, we'll just have to
take your word for it, sir.
551
00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,057
Or, if you like, you could come
inside and I'll run it for you now.
552
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,070
What? I'm the projectionist.
553
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,505
What, are you kidding? No.
554
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:06,375
You look like you could
use a feel-good movie.
555
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,233
Oh, oh, we could.
We really, really could.
556
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,002
I... This is so nice of you.
557
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,582
Not at all. Not at all.
558
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,785
I'll just stay in the back and
finish my crossword puzzle.
559
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,344
Well, can I just say that you're the
nicest human being on the planet?
560
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,012
Oh, thanks.
561
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,526
Oh, what's a seven-letter
word for rumpus?
562
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,385
Oh. You know what? We
thought you were gonna ask that.
563
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,421
Here. Little gift. Has
everything you need.
564
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,001
Hello, I'm Rudy Giuliani,
Mayor of New York City.
565
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,304
In spite of the Buchmans'
experience tonight,
566
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,306
New York is a great city,
567
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,608
one of which we
can all be very proud.
568
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:54,545
As you just saw, some of our
hardest-working residents drive taxicabs.
569
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,080
Almost all of them are
fair, courteous and honest.
570
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,550
But like any
cabdriver in any city,
571
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,386
they merely wish to be told
on which side of the street,
572
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,166
the left side or the right side
573
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,110
their passengers
want to get out.
574
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,493
I'm sure that you'll agree
that's a very reasonable request.
575
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,062
Quality of life is very
important to us in New York
576
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,998
and that's why we keep our
streets as clean as possible.
577
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,680
Occasionally, we may
miss a spot, here and there,
578
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:21,905
but I assure you, incidents of
people stepping in veal are very rare.
579
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,808
Almost unheard of.
580
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,545
New York is a great city and we're
constantly striving to make it even better.
581
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:28,990
I just thought you
should know that.
582
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,147
Thank you very much.
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