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(PAUL HUMMING)
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♪ Tell me why I
love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who can stop
my heart as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump
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♪ Into the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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JAMIE: Wow! PAUL: Boy!
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Wow. Yeah.
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Wow. I'm saying.
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(PANTING)
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Hello, Cleveland.
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That was... Yes, it was.
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Incredible, amazing. Phenomenal.
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We were like an Italian couple.
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You are a perfect, perfect man.
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Well, I couldn't have
done it without you.
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Well, I could, but
what's the point?
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You know what?
We still got it. What?
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Yes, we do. We certainly do.
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What did you think? We lost it?
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No, why would
I think we lost it?
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Oh, I don't know. You said
"we still got it" like it's news,
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like you thought we'd lost it.
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No, I didn't think we'd lost it.
Why, did you think we lost it?
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Me? Hey, I'm the one telling you that
there's no reason to say "we still got it."
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Why are you being so adamant?
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I'm not adamant. I'm curious.
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Curiously adamant.
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I mean, hasn't it
been usually pretty...
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Yes, it has.
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'Cause if it hasn't
been... It has.
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All right. You throw around
a remark like "we still got it..."
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Still got it and never lost it.
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Okay.
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What does that mean?
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"Okay"?
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It means "Okay."
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"O," then a little "K."
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Is this because of my hair?
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Is what because of your hair?
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The times that it's crummy.
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Oh, now it's crummy?
Because it will grow out.
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Hey. "Crummy" is not good.
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I told Darrell "not too liony."
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What, is it because of the
five pounds? It's, like, so liony.
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The five pounds? It's five
pounds. I'm going to lose it like that.
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You give him exact instructions,
he does whatever he wants anyway.
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Hey, I love having sex with you.
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So you didn't
like the meat loaf.
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What?
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Well, last night you said
you loved the meat loaf.
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Now you're saying you
love having sex with me.
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Yeah, so?
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Well, we know you didn't
love having sex with me.
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Apparently you
hated the meat loaf.
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I had great affection
for the meat loaf.
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You're the one who used the
word crummy. You said it's crummy.
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I love having sex with you.
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I love having sex with you.
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Explain that. I can't.
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Why not? I'm going
to have an aneurysm.
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(SIGHS)
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Did you love it in Aruba?
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You know I did.
You said you did.
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Well, so did you.
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I loved it in Aruba. So did I.
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"Love" love or "meat loaf" love?
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I'm not the one
that meat loaf loves.
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I loved it in Aruba.
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I got to get up. I got
a meeting with Ira,
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three clients to avoid,
and classes all day.
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Well, I got to get to the
editing room anyway.
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Well, terrific.
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Boy, am I hungry.
Oh, there's news.
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Hey, your hair looks funny.
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Hey. Hey, what?
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Hey, what what?
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Are you looking at my hair? No.
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Because it will grow
out. I'm sure it will.
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Where are you going?
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I'm just going to grab
something to eat, okay?
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Sure, I feed all my clients.
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Maybe afterwards,
I'll give you a little bath.
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What?
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Can we get down
to business, please?
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Sure. Fine. So, are you
going to make me rich today?
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Buchman bucks.
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Huh? Okay.
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For every $10 a customer
spends at Buchman's,
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we give him a Buchman buck
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toward his next purchase.
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Is that me?
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No. That's George Washington.
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The guy he's playing
catch with is you.
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Hey, I love this idea.
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All right, if you think
it's crummy, just say so.
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Crummy? Who said "crummy"?
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I love it. It's
good. It's smart.
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It'll get people into the store.
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Look, I can't be
great every time.
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What's the matter with you?
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I love the idea.
You're a genius.
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Well, I'm doing my best.
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And by the way, this
meat loaf is delicious.
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Oh, don't patronize me.
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MAN ON TAPE:
Follow these few tips,
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and your new Japanese garden
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is sure to give you
oodles of pleasure
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for years to come.
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You think the "oodles" works?
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It's fine.
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What kind of grown human
person uses the word "oodles"?
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It's fine.
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Really?
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I think it's the best film
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about how to make
a Japanese garden
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I ever saw in my life.
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And you're comparing it to...
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Nothing.
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You wouldn't be faking that
enthusiasm, now, would you, Sid?
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Nope. Really?
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Never faked it in my life.
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Because if you're not
satisfied, I want you to tell me.
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You know? Anybody's
not satisfied, you tell me.
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Then, that way, it'll just make
me be a little better next time.
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Then we can both
enjoy it a little more.
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Is something on your mind?
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No, no, no. Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing.
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Okay.
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Nothing that needs
to be discussed.
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Moving on. All right.
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Hey, Paulie, your stuff
finally came in to the store.
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Oh, this is the...
This is the diet stuff?
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Yeah, six weeks'
worth right there.
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Hey, Sid. Yeah.
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So this is it? What, I take one of
these with breakfast and one with lunch?
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No "with."
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That is your
breakfast and lunch.
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What if I have half of one of
these and, like, a little sandwich?
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Come on, Paul,
you're gonna love it.
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It's supposed to
give you stamina.
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What, you think I need stamina?
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What, everybody needs stamina.
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Somebody say something
to you or something?
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What's the matter with you?
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Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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And what the hell is
wrong with your wife?
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Did she say something
to you or something?
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She practically took
my head off this morning.
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Is she mad at me?
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Oh. No, no, no.
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Well, she's sure
mad at somebody.
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Yeah, well... Lisa?
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No. Fran? You?
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Fran. Really?
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Yes, Fran. What happened?
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She... You know, actually,
I don't want to talk about it.
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I mean, Paulie, I haven't seen her this
cranky since you guys got back from Aruba.
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She loved Aruba.
No... I'm just saying...
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello. PAUL: Hey.
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Hi. How you doing?
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Fine. Really?
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Yeah. How are you doing? Good.
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Really? Yeah.
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Listen, I thought maybe
I'd swing by, pick you up,
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and you and I go out
and have a nice dinner.
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Uh, great.
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Or we could not do that at all.
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I made manicotti.
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Love manicotti. Okay.
Forget it. Never mind.
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Wha-wha-wha-what?
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I just thought we'd
want to stay in.
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I'll stay in. I just...
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I just thought maybe
we'd want to go out.
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Oh, I don't wanna go out.
Why? Do you want to go out?
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I... I'll say this...
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I don't want to not stay in.
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Well, I don't
want to not go out.
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Okay, you know
what? I take it back.
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What?
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The whole conversation.
Okay. I'll see you tonight.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Hey, how you doing? Hey.
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I'm doing good.
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We hurry, we can make
the 7:20 at the Waverly.
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Two seconds. I'm out of here.
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Congratulations. They liked it?
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They loved it. They loved it?
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They loved it. A couple little
changes, but they loved it.
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Hello, Mark. Ira.
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Sorry, Doctor.
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What kind of changes? Minor.
Instead of a horse, it's a car.
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All right. That's okay.
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And instead of Yankee
Stadium, it's Grant's Tomb.
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I can see that.
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Yeah, and instead of Don
Mattingly, it's Chita Rivera.
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They loved it? They loved it.
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Look, Mr. Ganz.
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I told them you'd put it together
and fax it over there tonight.
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Mr. Ganz. Congratulations.
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Oh, and try to
work in the mayor.
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You want me to go hit him?
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Only till he's dead.
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Like you don't have enough
on your mind right now, huh?
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Like what? You know,
like the whole Jamie thing.
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What Jamie thing?
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It's okay. Paulie told
me. Told you what?
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You know, that
Jamie's mad at you.
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Jamie's not mad at me.
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Look, if you don't
want to talk about it...
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What's she mad about?
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You don't know? I didn't
even know she was mad at me.
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Well, she is.
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Paul said that?
That's what he said.
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Huh. You know,
come to think of it,
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the other night, I dropped
her off and I said "See ya later,"
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And she said "Yeah,"
just like that. "Yeah."
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What did I do?
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So...
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So...
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Mmm.
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I thought you liked that.
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I do.
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No, 'cause you "mmm" ed.
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Mmm, good. Oh.
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Hmm.
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Hmm? Mmm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I didn't say anything.
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Okay.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Did you turn the machine on?
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No. Did you?
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They'll call back.
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(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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You know what? A little
distracting, I got to say.
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Hello. FRAN: Hey, it's me.
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I can't talk to you
right now. But why?
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Because I just can't talk
to you now. But wait, I got...
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She hung up on me.
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I told you.
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What did I do?
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Come on, she must
have said something.
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You're really paying?
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What did I do?
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Yeah, have you decided?
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Yeah. I'll have, um...
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The fried chicken with
the split pea soup... Okay.
258
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,958
So, what did...
259
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,438
a garden salad, the
calamari, and curly fries. Okay.
260
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,362
What did I do?
261
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,709
And do you still have those little
bite-size turkey-burger appetizers?
262
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,801
Oh, you must mean those little
bite-size turkey-burger appetizers.
263
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,935
I mean, she...
264
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,705
And some bread when
you have a minute.
265
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,373
Okay. And for you?
266
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,841
Just coffee.
267
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,743
Okay. There's a minimum.
268
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,127
Per person or per table?
269
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,051
Right. Okay. And for you?
270
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,787
It's me. Hello.
271
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,689
Oh, look at that. Okay.
272
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,905
What did I do? Don't know.
273
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,340
What do you think
it is? Don't know.
274
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,909
Is it because of
the cable thing?
275
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,365
Don't think so.
276
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,213
Is it because Alan came
to my party? I don't think so.
277
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,782
It's got to be something.
278
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,872
Well, honey, what
do you think it is?
279
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,787
I think it's because I took her
old job back at Farrer-Gantz.
280
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,321
Then you're
probably right. Really?
281
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,778
It'd sure bug me.
282
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,080
She quit.
283
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,748
Some friend you are.
284
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,194
You think she
feels that strongly?
285
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,129
Yeah. Did I remember
to order the rice pudding?
286
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,385
Oh, God!
287
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,520
(WHISTLES)
288
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,725
JAMIE: Wow. Really.
289
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,793
Wow. Yeah.
290
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,661
Whoa. I'm saying.
291
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,353
Want to try again? Hmm.
292
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,991
Ahh.
293
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,760
Yeah, well, I'm full.
294
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,207
Hey. Hey.
295
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,842
Sleep okay? Yeah. You?
296
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,632
Sure. You want a bagel?
297
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,300
No need.
298
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:53,471
I just had 100% of my government's
minimum requirement of niacin,
299
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:54,917
and a good deal of the zinc.
300
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,107
Really?
301
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,954
So I don't have to think
about niacin all day.
302
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,418
Good for you. For what?
303
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,390
For sticking to your diet.
304
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,524
Yeah. What did
you think, I wouldn't?
305
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,348
No, I knew you would.
306
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,685
Well, so I did.
Well, there you go.
307
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,888
Hey, that's a nice
dress. Oh, you like it?
308
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,856
Very attractive. Uh-oh.
309
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,693
What is "uh-oh"?
310
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,439
When I bought it, you
thought it was sexy.
311
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,763
It is sexy.
312
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,032
"Sexy" is a subset
of "attractive."
313
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,566
I went bigger.
314
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,968
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
315
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,569
Seriously, it's...
316
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,718
(GROANS)
317
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,278
(GRUNTS)
318
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:35,992
Hi. Hi.
319
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,048
PAUL: Hi.
320
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,117
Bye.
321
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,654
Hey, so, what's up? All right.
322
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,990
I quit my job. Are
you happy now?
323
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,259
What?
324
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,472
No. It's all right. I
hated it there anyway.
325
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,275
You're my best friend
in the whole world,
326
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,010
and that's all that
really matters.
327
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,366
You quit your job?
328
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,745
I kind of wish you had
said something to my face,
329
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,809
but it's fine, it's
over. Let's move on.
330
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,738
Why did you quit your job?
331
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,073
Why?
332
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,674
Why?
333
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,654
Paul told Ira you
were mad at me,
334
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,857
and Lisa said it was because
I went back to Farrar-Ganz.
335
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,013
I wasn't mad at you.
336
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,049
Yes, you were. No, I wasn't.
337
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,528
Yes, you were.
You hung up on me.
338
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,485
When? Last night.
339
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,120
Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
340
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,223
No, I was just... I
was in a bad mood.
341
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,491
About me. Not about you.
342
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,438
Then what? I don't
want to talk about it.
343
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,340
Because it's about me. No, Fran.
344
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,175
Then, why else
wouldn't you tell me?
345
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:30,101
'Cause there are just certain things
you don't always need to say out loud.
346
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,503
Then why did Paul tell
Ira you were mad at me?
347
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,006
I don't know.
348
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,286
Is something going
on with you two? No.
349
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,210
So it's me. No, it's not you.
350
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,212
Um, you know, it's Paul.
351
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,347
What's Paul?
352
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,055
He's mad. At me?
353
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,616
At Ira.
354
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,788
Paul's mad at Ira?
Paul's mad at Ira, yes.
355
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,523
Well, then why
didn't he tell Ira that?
356
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,592
'Cause that's how
he is. That's true.
357
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,827
So are we clear now?
358
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,363
I quit my job.
359
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,943
You know what?
This could be good.
360
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,611
I told him off. No,
no, no. Think about it.
361
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,469
I called him "fatso."
362
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,250
We've always said we
wanted to work together.
363
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,885
Now we can. Maybe it's fate.
364
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,375
I had a window.
365
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,081
Paulie's mad at
me? I quit my job.
366
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,990
Why's he mad at
me? I quit my job.
367
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,119
What did I do? I quit my job.
368
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,836
Hey. Plaid.
369
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,138
Tartan plaid, actually.
370
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,605
Tartan plaid.
371
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,661
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
372
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,665
Who is it?
373
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,766
Ira.
374
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,902
Go away. Paulie, come on.
375
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,637
Get out of here.
376
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,106
Oh, man, Paulie, what did I do?
377
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,678
Is it the cable thing?
I don't think so.
378
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,746
Was it the thing with the
woman at Fran's party?
379
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,248
I don't think so.
380
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,816
Well, it's got to be something.
381
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,885
Well, honey, what
do you think it is?
382
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,387
I don't know.
383
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,889
Maybe... Maybe it has
something to do with the store.
384
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,491
I could see that.
385
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:34,870
Really? Yeah.
386
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,160
Excuse me.
387
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,044
Think about it. His own father
gives you the store instead of him.
388
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,968
Need I say more?
389
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,936
Wow, I never saw it like that.
390
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,549
What kind of person are you?
391
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,906
All right. Okay, fast.
392
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,011
Jeez.
393
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,492
It happens.
394
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,080
MAN ON TAPE:
Follow these few tips,
395
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,016
and your new Japanese garden
396
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,317
is sure to give you...
397
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,773
MAN 2: A tremendous amount.
398
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,042
MAN: of pleasure
for years to come.
399
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,147
Now you don't hear the edit?
400
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,481
It's fine.
401
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,230
And you don't miss "oodles"?
402
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,687
It's fine. It's fine.
403
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,636
Moving on. Moving on.
404
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,660
Hey, Splinky.
405
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,063
Look, let me just say this.
406
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,851
What's the matter? No, no,
no, no, Paulie, let me talk.
407
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,140
You and I are like brothers, right? I
mean, you gotta know how I feel about you.
408
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,515
Yeah, what's...
No, no, let me talk.
409
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,705
Sometimes things,
they go a little askew.
410
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,520
But that doesn't mean that the blood
goes bad, Paulie. I mean, not between us.
411
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,384
That's the last thing
that I'd ever want.
412
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,290
I was going to do this even before
I knew that you were mad at me.
413
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,714
I'm not mad... Let me talk.
414
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,015
Fine. Talk.
415
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,751
I don't need to talk.
416
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,520
I think this should say it all.
417
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,570
"Buchman's sporting goods.
418
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,927
"Statement of
limited partnership."
419
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,029
What did you do?
420
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,732
I'm giving you a
piece of the store.
421
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,534
Huh?
422
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,148
I only wish you'd said something
to my face, but, Paulie, it's only right.
423
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,605
Total silent partnership.
424
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,408
You don't gotta do
anything but cash the checks.
425
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,578
So we're straight now?
426
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,966
When weren't we straight?
427
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,316
Huh?
428
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,762
Well, I'm stumped. It beats me.
429
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,925
We know how to do this.
430
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,861
We'll just go back to basics.
431
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,637
Arousal.
432
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,345
Arousal. Yes.
433
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,642
Arouse me.
434
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,350
(CLEARS THROAT)
435
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,658
(CLEARS THROAT)
436
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,274
How you doing? Nice to see
ya. How are ya? Nice to see you.
437
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,609
You know what?
We will figure this out.
438
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,422
We will. Let's just go to sleep.
439
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,280
You're right. Good night.
440
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,648
Good night.
441
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,052
(CLEARS THROAT)
442
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,766
(SIGHS)
443
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,427
(SIREN BLARING)
444
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,630
Good night, my ass.
445
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,545
PAUL: Where are
you going? You know.
446
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,035
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no. I'm telling you.
447
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,415
We don't... Honey, we
don't need the closet.
448
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,650
I beg to differ.
449
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,451
The clo... The closet
is just for emergencies.
450
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,541
This is not an emergency.
451
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,843
This is just a couple of nights.
452
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,146
All right. Fine.
453
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,976
Look over there. Wha...
454
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,052
Honey.
455
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,081
Hey, come on. Honey.
456
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,790
Look at all these shoes.
457
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,470
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
458
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,394
Which ones should I wear?
459
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,566
Okay. Which ones?
460
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,402
I can't tell. It's
so dark in here.
461
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,211
All right. How dark?
462
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,013
I'll never find my way
to Grandma's house.
463
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,461
Hey, I'm not doing the wolf.
464
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,759
It's so hard to
run in these heels.
465
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,461
Ooh. Oops.
466
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,795
What? Did you trip?
467
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,963
Train tracks.
468
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,099
Hey, I'm not doing the train.
469
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,503
I wonder if this train
stops at the beach.
470
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,805
I don't remember.
471
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,876
Oh, the sand is so
hot between my toes.
472
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,881
All right.
473
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,394
Well, now you got
to open the door.
474
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,985
Who knew Aruba
could be this hot?
475
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:29,787
I'm saying! But open
the door, sweetie.
476
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:33,924
I wish that cabana boy would
rub some lotion on my back.
477
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,693
I'm not doing Pedro.
478
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,730
Seriously, no Pedro.
479
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,198
It's not very crowded out here.
480
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,401
Maybe I'll just loosen my top.
481
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,839
Oh, that is much better.
482
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,108
I feel so free and unencumbered,
483
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,143
like anything could happen.
484
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,415
Who is it?
485
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,963
Si, senora, esta Pedro.
486
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,363
So figure this out.
487
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:15,666
They have great sex. We're
the ones who get screwed.
488
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,868
I quit my job.
489
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,008
Hey, guys.
490
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,637
Can we talk to you
for a minute? Sure.
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