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It's not my brother's birthday today

It's the Lantern Festival anyway

Born on the 15th day of the first lunar month in 1989...

What are you doing? -Sorry

Even my sock is wet

Why is there a scar on your foot?

You can see it? It's tiny -Why?

I had six toes when I was little

I had one removed surgically. That's how I got the scar

Six toes?

I found you!

What are you doing? I'll fall

My jinxed guy

What are you talking about?

Sorry about that

My bro gets nervous easily, so he can seem weird

Honestly, is something bothering him?

It wasn't the first time he gave off that odour

He only gives off that odour under certain circumstances,

so he's a bit self-conscious

But usually he's normal

No wonder he's always avoiding me

He didn't mean to avoid you. Please don't take offence

I don't and I won't

Do you mind he has that problem?

Does it disgust you?

You said you could see the red thread and marriage prospects

I already found that unbelievable

Now you're saying I'm jinxed and destined to be alone?

Are you making a period drama?

My great-aunt told me that

I have to find a guy born in the first lunar month of 1989

He was born abnormal, with one extra or one less finger

He is destined to be alone and has a rough time finding love

Look at yourself

That's you all right

Stop! I had an extra toe, not finger

That counts, too

And you've been by my side all the time. This is fate

OK, so you mean since I'm your jinxed guy, you have to find a match for me...

to break your curse of dying alone?

Absolutely right

Please, are you kidding me?

I'm serious

I should be happy that I've found the jinxed guy

But I never thought it would be you

I finally know how terrible your odour is today

This is a tough one

You think I want to be like this?

It's tough? Then forget about it

I can't give up

I was blunt,

but I'll give it a try even though it's challenging

You're my only hope now. Don't you know?

Since you said it was tough,

I don't want you to feel obliged

No, not at all

I've seen the red thread between you and Xiangting

As a matchmaker, I'll try my best to matchmake you

No matter how hard it is. OK?

Let's help each other, pretty please

But... I'm still mad at you

You and my sister ganged up to prank me

I'm very unhappy

Don't get upset. I'm sorry

I'll do whatever you want. Don't be upset, OK?

Don't be mad

Really?

Really. Whatever you want

Master, you've been working hard today

I'm a little tired

Master, what would you like me to do?

My legs are sore. Massage them

You look so grim

It doesn't go with your cute outfit

Sorry, master. I'll try to be cuter, OK?

That's more like it

Is this okay? -It's all right

I'm sore here, too

Sure

That's too hard. Gentler

Yes, master

I want that kind of service, too

Master, have you had enough fun?

OK, I won't be difficult

I'll generously agree to let you help me

Since you promised, I want full cooperation

Otherwise you won't be able to help yourself or me

You're a woman of many faces

Don't worry. I'm a man of my word

No going back on your word

Whoever does is a coward

Bro

You saw your sister fall down the stairs

Don't you care if I'm dead or alive?

You're heartless

You ganged up with an outsider to prank me and made a fool of me in front of Xiangting

Lunar wanted to know more about you. I had to help her

But where did you guys go? You're home late

What did she tell you?

Lunar said there was a red thread between Xiangting and me

So we like each other, but there's an obstacle

So there is a red thread

No wonder you let me off the hook

What else did she say? Can you win your goddess's heart?

It won't be that easy

Xiangting knows about my problem now?

Bro, it was so obvious. How could she not know?

What else did she say?

Nothing

But from now on, my fate will be tied to hers

She'll try her best to bring Xiangting and me together

What do you mean?

It's a secret

Give it back -Catch

Can't even decide what drink you want?

I don't even know if I should be happy or sad

Mum, I found the jinxed guy

It's a good thing that you found him

What's the problem?

I didn't realize his problem would be so unique

Since he is destined to be alone and have difficulties finding love,

he must have his problem

What's his problem? Not good-looking?

No, he's quite handsome

He's able-bodied and has a good job. No bad habits

Then how is he the jinxed guy?

Anyway, finding the jixed guy is a good start

I'll help him solve his problems

Yeah, it was hard to find him

I'm sure you can break your curse

Yes, I'm the Super Matchmaker. Even a jinxed guy is no problem for me

Yes, you'll get a bowl of red bean soup

Red bean with dried tangerine peel. It's Dad's favourite

Thanks to him, I get a bowl

He's in a bad mood. That's why I cooked this for him. Here

Why is he upset? -Uncle Hua has passed away

Uncle Hua?

The stationery shop owner who was friends with Dad for years?

Cancer. He was only 58

(There are eight sufferings in life:)

(birth, ageing, sickness, death, separation from loved ones,)

(deep-rooted resentment, can't get what you want, can't let go)

Dad

Have some red bean soup. Mum made it for you

Dad, about Uncle Hua...

Life and death are all destined. Don't be too sad

Uncle Hua had always been health-conscious

He didn't smoke or drink

He even quit eating his favourite durian

But he was diagnosed with stomach cancer and passed away

Yes. He ate a healthy diet, even when he was out

You see, diseases and accidents are hard to avoid

We should seize the moment

Don't leave any regrets

You stay at home all day, writing and reading

That's not healthy

I hear there's a dance class in the community club nearby

I want to give it a try. Let's sign up together

We're too old to learn to dance

Dad, dancing is for all ages

If you don't like dancing,

you can learn t'ai chi or cooking

You should go out and make new friends

Yeah, you can learn cooking

You always say my dishes are too salty or greasy for you

When did I ever say that?

Even if it tastes awful, I've been tolerating it for decades, haven't I?

Tolerating?

Enough about that

Come on, dance with me

What? I...

Let's get this clear - I might be too charming when I dance

You'd better not...

I'm not worried -Yeah?

Dance properly, like this

Do you really know how to dance?

Why did you step on my foot?

Yan Shujing, I have a big project for you

You always delegate your work to me

Because we work well together

It's different this time. It concerns my happiness

What do you want from me?

I want all methods to get rid of body odour

Ancient or modern, Chinese or Western, folk remedy or prescription, find them all

-What do you want them for? -Don't ask. Just look for them

When was the last time you got a haircut? Your hair is like weeds

Ask Mimi to trim it for you

She's busy dating. She doesn't have time for me

Even if she did, her heart wouldn't be in it

Have you checked Mimi's Rich Prince Charming out?

I've been stalking Dave Ma and Mimi on social media

They are weird

Most dating couples engage in public displays of affection

They don't post any photos of them together or follow each other

No interaction at all

See, in Mimi's recent posts, she's not being herself

She shows off her designer clothes, watches and accessories

Mimi used to enjoy the simple things in life

The way she is now is making me worry

We don't even know if Dave Ma really likes her

Your BFF has become like this. You should do something

Hi

Why are you in here?

Tiramisu?

I wanted to eat so I made some

Two for yourself?

Give me one

Here

More cocoa powder, please?

Enough? -OK

It's yummy

Let me ask you

What's the key ingredient of tiramisu?

Without which ingredient would tiramisu be imperfect?

I think every ingredient has its own flavour and use

It's not just about the ingredients. The wrong amounts can affect the taste, too

But I think there's no perfect tiramisu

For example, you might think it's perfect,

but I might think it's bitter

Or someone might think it's too sweet, right?

Shuyu, what's your point?

I want to apologize to you

I'd arranged the meeting between Dingyi and you the other day

He wanted to know what you thought of him

Would you accept him as he is, even though he's imperfect?

I admit I have feelings for Dingyi

I joined The Destined One partly to get close to him

But his problem...

I don't want to lie. I'm not sure I can accept it

Could you give him more time?

I'll try my best to help him

How?

I'll try many methods

It will take a long time to give them all a try

I hope you can be patient and wait for him, OK?

It's a deal then?

Punch her

Why are you watching my sister's fight?

I'm not

You have a crush on her?

No, I don't. I wouldn't dare

She's my heroine. I admire her

I was watching the video because I'm thinking of learning MMA

I want to work out and become fit

Really? You're not afraid of danger or getting hurt?

No, I'm not. Of course not

Your sister is a heroine. She probably admires manly heroes

My job title of assistant stylist sounds good,

but I only bring people clothes and shoes

I'm more like a domestic helper

Bro

Don't look down on yourself. Keep up the good work

Someday people will see your talent and capability

Let's dig in -Thank you, Bro Yi

I really have to do the fight myself?

Boxing is dangerous. What if I get hurt?

Tell the director I want a body double

The director already said it

He wants you to do it yourself. It's easier to edit and looks better

I don't know martial arts

And we have such a tight schedule. How can I find time to learn it?

I don't care. Talk to the director. I want a body double who can do boxing

Ah Jie, are you looking for a body double?

I know someone

This girl is an MMA coach

Her fighting style looks amazing. You'll like her

Besides, she's Bro Yi's sister

Xiao-mi -Bro Yi, I'll leave it to you then

Actually... -No problem. Leave it to me

Thank you. Then I can go for my meal

Thanks, Bro Yi. Bye -Bye

You don't have a crush on my sister?

Did you recommend her to be a body double on purpose?

So she'd show up at the TV station a lot,

and you could see her more often?

No, I merely recommended her to Zhen Qing and the director

Maybe she could be a martial arts star and find fame overnight

Then I could be her manager

Trim his fringe and wax this bit upwards

That's about it

Mimi, how are things between you and your boyfriend?

Dada and I have been great

We celebrated our "monthsary" yesterday

Yu-yu, I've had lots of boyfriends before

But this is the first time I feel the guy's doting attention

I feel so blessed

Is he true to you?

Of course he is

How can you doubt Dada?

Yes, he's had lots of girlfriends before

But he says I'm very different from them

He says he loves me very much

I told you I would like to meet him. When is he free?

It might be difficult

Because Dada's ex is a celebrity,

he still attracts a lot of media attention

He wants to keep our relationship low-key

I only told you because you're my BFF. Don't tell anybody

I'll take this one

Heroine, listen to me

It's our year-end blockbuster production

We rarely have so many fight scenes. It's perfect for you

Just think about it

It's easy money, easy job

Why are you in the ring?

To persuade you

Do you know there are rules in the ring?

What rules?

One, the last one standing wins

Two, the fallen one gets carried out

Of course I want to win

But listen to me...

You're annoying

You have two minutes

If you manage to stay on your feet for two minutes, I'll say yes

OK, challenge accepted

But I won't be stupid and get hit

I'll do what Wei Xiaobao did and run

You think I'll let you run?

Help

I'm OK

Time's up?

OK, you were persistent and didn't give up no matter what

I'll say yes

Thank you, master

Master?

You're laughing so hard. Do I really look good?

Yes, clothes maketh the man, indeed

You're more handsome than an oppa in this

Of course, I picked the outfit

Let me take a photo and post it to my page

No -Whatever

Something came up. I've got to go

Enjoy

Master, let me help you

No, I can carry my own bag

It's the apprentice's duty to carry his master's bag

No

Let me. Here, it's easy -Stop fussing

Let me carry it -Fine, just take it

Thank you, master

Sorry, let me help you. Sorry

Sorry

Thank you for saving me, master

I'll carry it myself

Let's take a picture. One more. Another one

You have great hair. Thanks -Thanks

Let's go. Bye

Hi

Remember me? We met at the pastry shop the other day

Yes, I do

You're from the TV station, right?

Are you Jing?

You know each other?

You're late -Sorry

Lunar? You know each other?

My younger brother, Yan Shujing

So you're Lunar's brother

Sis, let's go. I'm meeting a friend to play video games

Let's go. See you next time, bye

Bye

Bye, Lunar. Bye, Lunar's brother

Master, can I buy you a drink? -OK

Let's go -OK

Master, let me ask you something

How did you know Lunar's brother?

We've just met

What do you think of him?

You're asking me?

He used to be unfashionable. But he looks OK today

Really? He was unfashionable?

I think he's quite handsome now

You saw him before?

He came to the TV station with Lunar

We only met once. I don't know him well

Master, why do I feel like you fancy him?

OK, since you're my apprentice, I'll tell you

But you can't tell others, or...

I promise

He feels strangely familiar

It's like I've known him for a long time

I feel comfortable with him

Besides, don't you think he's cool?

I want to cry... Nope

Since you like him,

as your apprentice, I'll help you

Really? It's good to have an apprentice

Now we know he's Lunar's brother,

which means I have more chances to know him

You have to help me

Of course

There they are -OK

Lucy, let's continue

Physician Ye

You're here? This is my cousin Mingzhu

Hello...

Hello...

I hear you're a nurse. I didn't know you were such a great dancer

I've always loved dancing. He encouraged me to teach here

Since he's semi-retired, I got him to join the class

I didn't know he was so talented. He dances quite well

He's really talented, but we don't have any talent

You don't need talent to dance

You need patience. Keep practising

Cuifeng, let me lead you

Come on, sir. I'll teach you some simple steps

Can I? -Of course. Come

Here, let me show you

Let's do one, two, three, four, five, six

Six steps in total. This foot first

Here, let's try. Come on

One, two, three, four, five, six

Good. One more time

One, two, three. Two, two, three

One, two, three

Very good

Turn around and look here, good

How was it?

Aunt Mingzhu, Dad, Uncle, Auntie, hello

Kent, it's you

Do you know my son?

We've met several times

Dad, their eldest son Shuze is a good friend of mine

His sister, Shuyu, is the Super Matchmaker I told you about

I remember her. She's eloquent and very pretty

Really?

I rarely pay attention to Jianxian's variety shows

Next time I'll definitely watch it

We have to thank Kent for taking care of Shuyu

He's very young for an EP. What a promising young man

You are too kind

He's only an EP. Not as good as his younger brother

His brother Siqi is a surgeon

Really? Like father, like son

You're a good son. Here to pick up your dad?

I'm taking him and Aunt Mingzhu to tea

I forgot to tell you. I can't make it today

Your aunt and I are going to help Siqi buy some stuff

Give Cuifeng and Xiaochuan a lift home

That's too much trouble

It's no trouble at all. It's my pleasure to give you a lift

Thank you -Please

See you. Bye -Bye

Thanks

Jianxian, thank you

Uncle, Auntie, it's no big deal. You're welcome

Dad, Mum, Kent

Why are you together?

I went to the community club to pick up my dad

I saw Uncle and Auntie there,

so I gave them a lift home

We'll leave you two to chat. We'll go inside

Yes, Jianxian, we'll see you next time

Sure, see you next time

What a coincidence. Where are you going now?

To have dinner with my dad

I wanted to invite you to join us for tea

Next time? -OK. Next time

Bye, then

How was the dance class? Fun?

It was really fun

Didn't I say so? You have to try it to see if you like it

Yes. You'll never know unless you try it

Why do I have to learn dancing? I'm the Dancing Queen of Asia

I meant Kent

You two were chatting away comfortably

You seem to get along

We are only friends now

But I already hinted to him. He said he was willing to wait for me

He said so?

Kent is a nice guy

He has a fine appearance, good manners, and a stable job

We chatted and had a great time

Especially your dad, he chatted a lot with Kent in the car

I think he's well mannered, polite, and cultured

Your mum likes to exaggerate

Honestly, if you get married,

I'll be really sad

Really?

All right

For your sake, I won't get married. I'll stay with you two

No, you have to get married

Of course I know Kent is a great guy

So my priority now is to help the jinxed guy find a girlfriend

When I achieve that, I can...

OK, I'll go back to my room. You two chat

Isn't she a bit too direct?

Like mother, like daughter

I wasn't like that

Where's my report?

I've done what you asked. Take a look at it yourself

Tomato, watermelon, apple vinegar?

They are yummy. Are you sure?

I spent the whole night doing research

OK

I'll start my "Operation Deodorization" tomorrow

If I find a match for the jinxed guy, I can get married

Don't focus on your Operation Deodorization and forget your other project

What other project?

Operation Mimi that we talked about?

No wonder people say, "misters before sisters"

Don't say that about me. I'm not like that

This place is nice

Right?

Great view

Yang Dingyi, you requested Operation Deodorization

My younger brother and I missed two nights of sleep...

to look up all the remedies, ancient or modern, Chinese or Western

With his super data analysis skills,

we've designed this three-day programme for you

Thank you

Don't thank us yet

You must give your full cooperation for it to work

If you can't, don't waste our time

We can go home now

I will. You'll have my full cooperation

To get the girl, I'll do it

OK, let's do a thumb promise. Come on

Tell me your plan first

You're a grown man and you're afraid of what I'll do?

Who said I'm afraid?

If you're not afraid, do a thumb promise. Or you can be a coward

Fine, let's do it

So, where do we start?

First, I'll do an overall analysis

You have to tell me your diet and lifestyle habits

No secrets

What about my privacy?

I've seen you naked. There's nothing you can hide from me

Kent

I've met with the sponsor

They're pleased with the contract with Yan Shuyu

You did a great job

I hope her being the regular matchmaker will boost the show's ratings

Don't worry. Shuyu has become famous on the Internet

She's the Super Matchmaker to all and sundry

I believe the ratings will rise steadily

Also, about the new street dating show you proposed,

we have a sponsor who's interested

This is a big sponsor. You should talk to them

No problem. I won't let you down

I always have faith in you

I know I'm right. Keep it up

You'll have more chances to shine

It's all here

I've never told anyone so many of my secrets

Don't you ever sell me out

Indeed. I think I know you better than your mum knows you now

Don't worry. My lips are sealed

What should we do now?

Based on the info you offered, we can use the Plan B treatment

It's a three-day treatment to have you cleansed from the inside out

Let's start with the outside

First, reduce the burden

Shave off all useless body hair

Second, detoxification

Remove all the toxins from your body

Third, deodorization

Try all deodorizing remedies. Ancient and modern, Chinese and Western

Fourth, eat natural foods...

to help your body detox and fight body odour

What's this? -Tools

I know they are tools

What for?

Hair removal

Hair removal?

Is this old-fashioned razor necessary?

Look

I'm not using it

This one. It's safer

It's safer but not reliable

How about this? It's electrical, safe and reliable

Look

It can even shave off a rambutan's spines

"Remove the weeds by the root, or they'll return with the spring breeze"

No

Then tell me, what should we use?

This

You and Xiao-mi gave me a makeover and removed my hair

Look, I'm still hairless now

This is effective

Please, when you used this,

you screamed so loud in the salon and scared the customers off

That wasn't me but you

Don't scream so loud this time

Go get ready

I'm not doing it

Come back

Yang Dingyi, stop!

Hold your arm up. Higher

One, two...

Raise your arm

One...

You don't mind giving me a ride, do you?

Of course not

Here, dig in

Is this salad from yesterday?

What? It's freshly made

Vegetables aren't filling

You can only have vegetables, eggs and vegetable juice

You're having a detox diet for three meals

Eat up, or you won't have the strength to exercise

That stings

I know you've suffered for the last three days

I've helped you set up a date with your goddess tomorrow

It's only been three days. Will it work?

I'd better not go. I don't want to make a fool of myself in front of her

Believe me, your problem's gone. Believe in yourself

Dinner's ready

Go freshen up. Let's eat

I'll start eating then

Were you waiting for a scream like that?

Yang Dingyi! Wait up

You forgot this. It's for Xiangting

Remember, if Xiangting takes the flowers,

hug her like this, OK?

Also, remember to set up a candlelit dinner after you succeed

OK -Go on. Don't keep Xiangting waiting

Subtitles: BTI Studios