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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,455 --> 00:01:55,996 Here you have the famous Rörret coffee table, 2 00:01:56,205 --> 00:01:59,122 which has been painted bronze, it's unbreakable, 3 00:01:59,623 --> 00:02:03,747 a structure with the image of two beautiful ladies. 4 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:09,164 Made of ivory and coated with a perfect fake gold. 5 00:02:09,332 --> 00:02:12,706 It's a piece with Swedish design 6 00:02:12,874 --> 00:02:17,248 and you can use it in your living room, bedroom 7 00:02:17,332 --> 00:02:22,165 or in any part of the home you want to create an elegant 8 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,582 and classy look. 9 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,165 It'll be your favorite table 10 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:30,916 to have a coffee or an aperitif with your loved ones. 11 00:02:32,001 --> 00:02:36,958 And I guarantee that this table, due to its design and standard. 12 00:02:37,459 --> 00:02:40,126 Will change your life for the better. 13 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:44,209 It will fill your home with happiness. 14 00:02:46,377 --> 00:02:49,585 - It's shit. - Darling, I want this shit, you know! 15 00:02:51,628 --> 00:02:53,752 Jesus, it's awful. 16 00:02:53,961 --> 00:02:55,835 It doesn't go with our decor. 17 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,378 With that glass and shoddy fake gold. 18 00:02:59,545 --> 00:03:01,419 Don't bring it home, please. 19 00:03:01,504 --> 00:03:03,378 Allow me to disagree. 20 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:06,294 But the gold structure is pure Chinese design. 21 00:03:06,379 --> 00:03:09,754 And I wouldn't say it's shoddy gold at all. 22 00:03:10,046 --> 00:03:14,129 The glass is unbreakable, so your table will last forever. 23 00:03:15,088 --> 00:03:16,504 It's the last one left, 24 00:03:16,921 --> 00:03:18,630 and it's a bargain. 25 00:03:22,922 --> 00:03:24,588 Do you like this table? 26 00:03:24,714 --> 00:03:28,756 I love it. It's the best table I've ever seen. 27 00:03:29,173 --> 00:03:33,047 I've been in the business for over 30 years, I'm an expert. 28 00:03:33,132 --> 00:03:37,756 So... I understand you have a table like this at home. 29 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:41,382 No... Similar. 30 00:03:41,424 --> 00:03:42,424 Ah. 31 00:03:42,591 --> 00:03:45,798 It isn't exactly the Rörret model. 32 00:03:47,216 --> 00:03:49,883 If this table's the best, why don't you have one? 33 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:54,466 I can't afford such a high-end table. 34 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:59,967 Ah... So. it isn't a bargain. So you admit it's expensive. 35 00:04:00,176 --> 00:04:05,092 It's a bargain. Expensive... but it's a bargain. 36 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:08,300 And remember, it's vitage style. 37 00:04:08,677 --> 00:04:10,926 - "Vitage"! - The price doesn't matter. 38 00:04:11,136 --> 00:04:14,885 You said could choose the coffee table. I want this one! 39 00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:17,468 I don't want this trash in my home. 40 00:04:17,594 --> 00:04:20,886 Look, babe. You chose the color of the walls, 41 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,469 our wedding day. 42 00:04:22,678 --> 00:04:25,219 The suit I'll wear, my mom's dress. 43 00:04:26,053 --> 00:04:28,219 And not to mention... Anyway. 44 00:04:29,721 --> 00:04:32,720 Not to mention what? Go on, not to mention what? 45 00:04:33,096 --> 00:04:36,345 That I didn't think it was the right time to have kids. 46 00:04:36,721 --> 00:04:40,471 It wasn't the right time? When I'm 80, then? 47 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,846 It wasn't the right time for me. 48 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:44,763 Are you rejecting your son? 49 00:04:45,347 --> 00:04:46,596 No, I'm not rejecting him. 50 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:50,514 You know I love him so much. I couldn't even choose the name. 51 00:04:50,973 --> 00:04:54,014 - She called him Cayetano. - It was my grandpa's name. 52 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,347 It's a shoddy name, for a fascist bullfighter. 53 00:04:57,556 --> 00:04:59,723 My name's Cayetano, too. 54 00:05:00,807 --> 00:05:02,098 You're called Cayetano? 55 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:06,765 Like my dad. my grandpa, his dad and many other generations. 56 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,432 It suits you, not my son. 57 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:13,516 The issue isn't about your son's name, 58 00:05:13,558 --> 00:05:15,099 there's no solution for that. 59 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:19,017 We need to decide what we're going to do with the table. 60 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:22,017 I need to know if you want it or not. 61 00:05:22,559 --> 00:05:25,225 Look, I need to serve other customers. 62 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:27,100 I don't know how you have them, 63 00:05:27,268 --> 00:05:29,768 because you're a terrible and sleazy salesman 64 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:33,309 - like the table! - Don't be like that with him. 65 00:05:33,394 --> 00:05:37,184 But he said the table will bring us happiness! It's nonsense. 66 00:05:37,269 --> 00:05:38,643 It isn't nonsense. 67 00:05:38,935 --> 00:05:42,019 Do you see us happy thanks to the fucking table? 68 00:05:42,228 --> 00:05:44,727 Do you think it's bringing us happiness? 69 00:05:44,936 --> 00:05:47,185 If you buy the table and treat it well. 70 00:05:47,728 --> 00:05:49,311 It will make you happy. 71 00:05:50,896 --> 00:05:53,478 Treat a table well.. Do you think it's a dog? 72 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,936 Objects should be treated like our loved ones. 73 00:05:57,146 --> 00:05:58,561 They need to be loved. 74 00:06:00,022 --> 00:06:01,937 Jesus, this dude's crazy... 75 00:06:02,188 --> 00:06:03,854 and he's a liar, too. 76 00:06:04,105 --> 00:06:07,771 I'm not lying to you. I a most never lie to my customers. 77 00:06:08,105 --> 00:06:11,063 This unbreakable glass, is it bulletproof? 78 00:06:11,523 --> 00:06:13,230 Nothing is unbreakable. 79 00:06:14,481 --> 00:06:19,063 A vase can be broken, a piece of furniture can be broken, 80 00:06:19,357 --> 00:06:21,814 a marriage can be broken. 81 00:06:23,232 --> 00:06:26,356 But, darling, I give you my word... 82 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:31,065 that this glass is unbreakable! 83 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:40,566 As well as being an awful salesman, you're a dickhead! 84 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,525 How do I get out of here? Ah. I've got it. 85 00:06:46,567 --> 00:06:48,941 So, are you going to take it? 86 00:06:49,026 --> 00:06:51,359 I'll take it. Even if it's out of pride. 87 00:06:51,443 --> 00:06:54,734 That's what I like. You're a man with personality. 88 00:06:56,777 --> 00:06:59,359 Well... Right. I'm going to take it. okay? 89 00:06:59,694 --> 00:07:02,777 But between you and I. do you honestly like the table? 90 00:07:07,611 --> 00:07:08,693 No. 91 00:07:09,486 --> 00:07:12,028 Come and fill in the paperwork with me. 92 00:07:20,363 --> 00:07:21,904 INSTRUCTIONS MANUAL 93 00:07:54,033 --> 00:07:56,615 THE COFFEE TABLE 94 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,286 There we are. 95 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,411 There we are. 96 00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:12,498 Well. well, well! Congratulations! 97 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:16,290 I'm the only neighbor who hasn't met the baby. 98 00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:20,373 With the baby and the move, we haven't had time... 99 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:23,707 Look how beautiful, what a lovely little thing! 100 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:27,041 Hey, he looks so much like his dad! 101 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:28,999 He's his double! 102 00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:32,750 Look, Ruth! Look how cute, come and meet him. 103 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,542 I met him the other day, mom. 104 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:38,625 Wow. darling. You can be so unfriendly at times. 105 00:09:39,084 --> 00:09:42,334 Now it looks like she's got a boyfriend or something 106 00:09:42,419 --> 00:09:47,126 and it isn't going well, and she spends all day in a bad mood. 107 00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:49,584 He's not a boyfriend. It's different. 108 00:09:49,919 --> 00:09:53,585 That's being a teen. You fall in love, get dumped... 109 00:09:53,878 --> 00:09:57,377 He hasn't dumped me. He loves me, but he won't admit it 110 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:58,669 because he's a coward. 111 00:09:59,628 --> 00:10:01,378 Well, enjoy it. 112 00:10:01,629 --> 00:10:06,670 Enjoy it, because they grow up and they're full of dirty looks 113 00:10:06,754 --> 00:10:09,753 - and bad moods. - Yes, I guarantee we'll enjoy it. 114 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,962 - See you soon. - Okay. 115 00:10:12,463 --> 00:10:13,921 Move that out of the way. 116 00:10:15,505 --> 00:10:17,879 Congrats, daddy! 117 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:21,088 Now for the second one! Time might be up for your wife. 118 00:10:22,006 --> 00:10:25,005 Two is better than one. With an only child. 119 00:10:25,089 --> 00:10:26,922 You see, a they're crazy like mine. 120 00:10:27,089 --> 00:10:28,255 Let's go, Ruth. 121 00:10:28,506 --> 00:10:32,423 - I'll take note of the advice. Bye. - Bye. Thanks. 122 00:10:41,966 --> 00:10:45,257 I see you still haven't told your wife about us. 123 00:10:45,508 --> 00:10:48,257 Ruth, that's enough. It isn't funny. 124 00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:51,050 - Don't you remember what happened? - What? 125 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,341 You tried to kiss me in the lift and I avoided it. 126 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:56,508 That's it. You were being silly. 127 00:10:56,592 --> 00:10:58,300 - Being silly? - Ruth. 128 00:10:58,342 --> 00:11:00,008 I know it's a difficult age. 129 00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:03,592 And I understand. But stop inventing these things. 130 00:11:03,968 --> 00:11:06,384 - It isn't funny. - And the days we talked? 131 00:11:06,427 --> 00:11:08,592 And the nice messages you sent? 132 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,760 They were poems, Ruth. I recommended a poetry book 133 00:11:12,803 --> 00:11:15,343 for a school project. You asked me for it. 134 00:11:15,428 --> 00:11:19,260 - Love poems. - You said the project was about that. 135 00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:21,803 - Look, kid... - It's Ruth. 136 00:11:22,304 --> 00:11:28,511 Ruth, Ruth. If you really got your hopes up. I'm sorry. 137 00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:32,512 - But that's enough. - If I showed my parents the texts, 138 00:11:33,305 --> 00:11:35,845 - they won't think it's a mistake. - What texts? 139 00:11:36,471 --> 00:11:39,429 - The love poems! - They were from a book! 140 00:11:39,555 --> 00:11:42,721 For a school project! They weren't personal. 141 00:11:43,139 --> 00:11:44,721 Ruth, are you blackmailing me? 142 00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:47,013 I want you to say you love me. 143 00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:48,513 Maria doesn't turn you on, 144 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:50,805 you just want to start over, 145 00:11:50,889 --> 00:11:53,847 be with me and fuck me all day. Admit it. 146 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,139 What are you saying? 147 00:11:56,223 --> 00:11:59,139 When I helped you move in, you kept looking at me. 148 00:11:59,223 --> 00:12:01,473 - It's really obvious. - What is? 149 00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:04,890 You like all my Instagram photos. All of them. 150 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:09,515 Ruth, I liked one photo of your dog playing with a teddy. That's it. 151 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:13,724 Just say you love me. I just want you to admit it. 152 00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:18,183 Look, let's still be friends. 153 00:12:18,809 --> 00:12:21,391 I like you a lot, you seem like a nice girl, 154 00:12:21,935 --> 00:12:23,350 but you're 13. 155 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:27,392 I have a partner. I've got a baby... I'm a dad. 156 00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:30,809 Leave Maria and your son. And we can run away tonight. 157 00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:33,310 Wherever you want. I'm up for anything. 158 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,810 I've got to go. 159 00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:01,353 Beautiful, beautiful... 160 00:13:03,564 --> 00:13:07,146 Isn't it funny how the salesman is also called Cayetano? 161 00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:11,771 - Why's that weird? - I don't know, I think it's funny. 162 00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:14,022 Well, I don't. 163 00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:17,855 How two people in the same place have the same shit name. 164 00:13:20,398 --> 00:13:22,648 - It's your son's name. - Unfortunately. 165 00:13:22,857 --> 00:13:24,648 Are you rejecting his name? 166 00:13:24,732 --> 00:13:26,815 I'm not rejecting it! 167 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:29,481 I don't like it. I wanted a normal name. 168 00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:33,399 Normal... For starters, you didn't want a child. 169 00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:35,399 If you chose, he wouldn't be here! 170 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,232 Is this because of the table? That's enough. 171 00:13:51,609 --> 00:13:53,818 Shit, a screw's missing for the glass. 172 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:56,651 Screw you. 173 00:14:00,777 --> 00:14:02,360 Shit, a screw's missing. 174 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,361 Those fucking Swedes left out a screw for the table. 175 00:14:14,279 --> 00:14:16,486 The Swedes aren't to blame, babe, 176 00:14:16,529 --> 00:14:19,570 but the awful salesman who conned you with the table! 177 00:14:19,821 --> 00:14:20,861 I'll call him. 178 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:22,028 - Call. - I'll tell him to bring it now. 179 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,550 - Call. - I'll tell him to bring it now 180 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,904 Yes, call. Call him. 181 00:14:34,031 --> 00:14:36,488 Hi, I'm the customer from this morning 182 00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:38,072 who bought the Rönet table. 183 00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:41,988 The Röre... Rörret. 184 00:14:42,073 --> 00:14:44,614 Yes. No, it's perfect. 185 00:14:44,657 --> 00:14:47,698 I love how it fits the lounge, it's beautiful in the lounge. 186 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:50,906 Yes. The only thing is that it's missing a screw. 187 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,865 One that holds the glass, yes... 188 00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:57,199 One that goes with the wooden block on top... 189 00:14:57,575 --> 00:15:01,365 Do you remember? Yes. There are four, but I need five. 190 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:04,908 Yes? No, I need you to bring it to me today. 191 00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:07,241 Okay? I need it today because... 192 00:15:07,326 --> 00:15:09,158 I'm not going... No, I'm not. 193 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,826 I'm not going. I spent so much on the table and I have to get it? 194 00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:16,242 The least you could do is... Okay, wait a second. 195 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:22,451 Yes? Okay, okay. Perfect. 196 00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:25,160 At the address on the invoice. 197 00:15:25,911 --> 00:15:26,827 Yes, we're here, don't worry. Thanks, we' wait here. 198 00:15:26,828 --> 00:15:29,368 Yes, we're here, don't worry. Thanks, we'll wait here. 199 00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:33,453 Now we've got a screw. 200 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:35,369 Will you put that here? 201 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,328 Yes, darling, that's why we bought it. 202 00:15:38,412 --> 00:15:40,869 I see you don't care about my opinion. 203 00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:44,120 Honey, you chose everything in the house. 204 00:15:44,455 --> 00:15:47,620 Okay? The only thing. I chose was the table. 205 00:15:48,038 --> 00:15:49,370 And look how you're acting. 206 00:15:49,455 --> 00:15:52,370 Ah. So everything else is mine? 207 00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:54,455 - The baby as well? - He's ours. 208 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:58,163 So if one day we get divorced, I'll keep everything else. 209 00:15:58,247 --> 00:16:02,080 Yes. you can keep everything. Keep it all, I'll be with the table 210 00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:05,789 under a bridge. Both of us there! Well, the three of us. 211 00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:07,539 Three. Happy now? 212 00:16:08,082 --> 00:16:09,956 - I'm going shopping. - Okay. 213 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,457 Your pedo brother and his teen girlfriend are coming. 214 00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:16,373 What should I buy? 215 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,582 Look, honey, you choose. I've chosen too much today. 216 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,832 I can choose one thing per decade. 217 00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:23,999 That's enough! What should I buy? 218 00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,541 I don't know, the usual... 219 00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:30,374 Bread, tomatoes, eggs to make an omelette. 220 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,833 Buy cured meats. He's my brother, chill out. 221 00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:36,792 He can't eat cured meats or eggs. He said he's gone vegan. 222 00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:39,625 My brother's gone vegan? 223 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:42,834 Ever since his 18 year-old girlfriend is vegan. 224 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:47,585 If she was a cannibal, he'd eat flesh just to shag her! Men are like that! 225 00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:52,501 Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'll see what I buy. 226 00:16:52,502 --> 00:16:53,794 My brother, a vegan. 227 00:16:54,378 --> 00:16:56,752 It's a personal choice. 228 00:16:56,837 --> 00:17:00,419 Some people choose to go vegan, others buy shit tables. 229 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,462 I'm off. I'm not taking my keys. 230 00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:05,837 Stay here with the baby. 231 00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:09,462 - Aren't you taking him? - I need to be alone. 232 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,295 Well, buy wine. I feel like drinking. 233 00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:16,504 I feel like drinking too, but I can't, because of the baby. 234 00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:17,963 You could support me. 235 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:22,171 Today I fancy a drink. /Right, I'm off. 236 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,755 Watch the baby, and see if you can get him to sleep. 237 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,214 - Okay. - Yeah. 238 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,630 - Bye. - Bye. 239 00:17:32,215 --> 00:17:33,215 Wow! 240 00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:37,881 You were so quiet... Right. 241 00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:43,006 Hey? [Do you want some music? Shall I put some music on for you? 242 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:55,092 Don't you like it? Oh, he doesn't like the music. 243 00:18:00,259 --> 00:18:01,592 There we are, there we are. 244 00:18:08,469 --> 00:18:11,009 What did mommy do? Did she wake you up? 245 00:18:11,385 --> 00:18:14,510 Oh. your mom's so bad! 246 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:17,594 She woke up the beautiful baby. 247 00:18:17,678 --> 00:18:20,219 Beautiful baby, beautiful baby... 248 00:18:21,761 --> 00:18:24,386 What's up? Why are you crying like that? 249 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:28,636 Ah... You've got a very ugly name, that's why you're crying. 250 00:18:29,429 --> 00:18:33,386 Yeah? It's because of the name? Oh, the poor thing! 251 00:18:33,471 --> 00:18:36,887 Oh. oh... Daddy. Good daddy. 252 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:41,179 Daddy's good, right? How much does daddy love you? 253 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,222 How much does daddy love you? Does he love .you infinitely? 254 00:18:45,598 --> 00:18:50,263 Hey? I'm going to eat you up! I'm going to eat you up! 255 00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:54,473 I'm going to eat you up. The-table... 256 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,973 Do you like little table. baby? Do you like little table, baby? 257 00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:01,181 Daddy's new table? Do you like it? 258 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:06,265 Hey, what about the table? Look at the table. 259 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:09,890 Look, the new table. Do you like the table? 260 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,140 Have you seen what a lovely table? 261 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:49,025 Excuse me, could you recommend a good wine? 262 00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:54,317 Well... A good wine depends on what you like. 263 00:20:55,027 --> 00:20:57,360 This one isn't too expensive and I like it. 264 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,735 Thanks-a-lot? 265 00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:09,402 We inform you that the super absorbent towels are on aisle three. 266 00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:13,861 Maria? -Maria! 267 00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:17,487 - Hi! - Darling, be careful. 268 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,320 - Is she your daughter? - Yeah! 269 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,737 She's lovely! 270 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,903 - Remember my friend Maria? - No. 271 00:21:23,154 --> 00:21:25,196 - I held you in my arms. - Yes. 272 00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:29,154 - How are you? - Good. I don't live around here now, 273 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,738 I got divorced, I don't know if you know. 274 00:21:32,947 --> 00:21:35,030 I heard it didn't end very well. 275 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:39,322 No. the bastard ran-off -with a younger, prettier woman. 276 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:42,364 -The usual, you see. -Is dad the bastard? 277 00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:44,780 Yes, honey. The bastard is your dad. 278 00:21:46,074 --> 00:21:49,281 - How are you? - Good. Getting over it, I guess. 279 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:50,781 But congrats! 280 00:21:50,824 --> 00:21:52,740 I heard you're finally a mom! 281 00:21:52,866 --> 00:21:55,949 Yes, finally! Honestly, it wasn't easy. 282 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:59,407 Jesús wasn't 100% convinced, you know... 283 00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:02,532 And when we decided, there was no way to get... 284 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,825 - Wow. - Yeah, over two years of treatment. 285 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:10,075 Really difficult times, Ana. But now, we have our baby 286 00:22:10,159 --> 00:22:13,450 -and we're so happy. -Oh, that's amazing! 287 00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,451 - Yeah! - What's his name? 288 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,701 Cayetano. 289 00:22:18,619 --> 00:22:19,743 Cayetano? 290 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,249 Being a mom's the best thing ever. 291 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:24,374 It's hard, I won't lie. 292 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:27,375 And life as you know it 293 00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:33,291 But when you see your daughter, that love is incomparable. 294 00:23:33,584 --> 00:23:37,626 I already felt it when I held him after he was born. 295 00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:38,126 - It's amazing. - How's your husband? 296 00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:39,959 - It's amazing. - How's your husband? 297 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:43,584 I haven't seen him for ages. I laughed so much with him! 298 00:23:44,543 --> 00:23:47,293 He was always joking. How's he getting on as a dad? 299 00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:52,127 Good, really happy. He's a softie, you know him. 300 00:23:52,669 --> 00:23:56,336 We moved to his grandma's house, she died... 301 00:23:56,504 --> 00:24:00,961 - Sorry. - Thanks. And Jesus is with the baby. 302 00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:02,586 It's their first time alone. 303 00:24:02,754 --> 00:24:05,879 He must wake up and get used to it. 304 00:24:06,213 --> 00:24:08,712 Exactly. And I needed to get out... 305 00:24:08,796 --> 00:24:11,295 And do the shopping in peace and quiet. 306 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,920 You won't have much of that from now on. 307 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:19,171 So enjoy it. Even if you take out the trash at night, enjoy it. 308 00:24:19,631 --> 00:24:21,380 Enjoy that moment of peace. 309 00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:25,844 Hello? 310 00:25:26,554 --> 00:25:29,387 Jesus, someone wants to say hello. 311 00:25:31,054 --> 00:25:34,012 Hey, cool daddy! 312 00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:38,263 Congratulations! I've heard Cayetano's arrived! 313 00:25:38,347 --> 00:25:40,554 Right? Jesus? 314 00:25:41,472 --> 00:25:42,721 Hello, Jesus? 315 00:25:43,014 --> 00:25:44,263 I think it's cut off. 316 00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:48,389 Oh. he'll have ran out of battery or he'll be with the baby. 317 00:25:48,598 --> 00:25:50,597 Oh, I'll call him another day. 318 00:25:51,223 --> 00:25:52,223 Okay. 319 00:25:52,265 --> 00:25:55,097 Anyway, not now, because the house is a mess. 320 00:25:55,431 --> 00:25:58,723 But when we finish settling in. come over for a coffee, 321 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,890 bring your daughter and meet Cayetano. Sound good? 322 00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:03,640 - Yes, shall we go one day? - Yes. 323 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,598 Well come over. 324 00:27:41,984 --> 00:27:45,775 - What happened then? Did it cut off? - Yes. 325 00:27:45,859 --> 00:27:49,484 Okay... I'm going to buy wine. 326 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:51,942 Your brother's annoying without booze. 327 00:27:52,402 --> 00:27:55,817 There's that really expensive Rioja we bought 328 00:27:55,902 --> 00:28:00,652 to celebrate my pregnancy, and the cheaper one we always buy 329 00:28:00,736 --> 00:28:02,902 which we like. Which one shall I buy? 330 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,152 I don't mind. 331 00:28:05,611 --> 00:28:09,069 Help me out! Only you and your brother will drink it. 332 00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:12,111 Which one? The expensive one or the cheaper one? 333 00:28:12,195 --> 00:28:14,069 - Yes. - Yes what? 334 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:17,613 Yes. 335 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,112 Well... I'll buy the usual, okay? 336 00:28:30,697 --> 00:28:33,613 Carlos Asienta, please go to the information desk. 337 00:28:36,947 --> 00:28:39,489 Hey... Have you hung up on me? 338 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,072 How can you hang up like that? 339 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:48,865 I buy wine to apologize, and you go and hang up on me? 340 00:28:49,866 --> 00:28:51,323 Are you stupid or what? 341 00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:54,615 Hello? 342 00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:07,003 SMILE AT LIFE 343 00:31:11,838 --> 00:31:13,754 - Hi. Ruth. - Why are you here? 344 00:31:14,213 --> 00:31:15,879 I need a favor. 345 00:31:16,547 --> 00:31:21,505 - Are you painting? - Er, yes. I'm painting a room red. 346 00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:25,880 - Did you tell your wife about us? - Ruth, another time, okay? 347 00:31:25,964 --> 00:31:29,673 - Right now I need your help. - When will you tell her about us? 348 00:31:30,215 --> 00:31:33,673 - I need you to tell her now. - I'll tell her this afternoon, okay? 349 00:31:34,507 --> 00:31:36,798 - Yes? Do you promise? - This afternoon. 350 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,174 - Yes. - Don't say that to shut me up. 351 00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:43,465 If you don't tell her, I'll come round after walking the dog 352 00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:45,674 and I'll tell her myself. Seriously. 353 00:31:45,966 --> 00:31:48,299 - I can't take this anymore. - Hello! 354 00:31:49,217 --> 00:31:51,550 - What are you talking about? - Our things. 355 00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:55,550 - Hey, those stains? - I'm painting a room red. 356 00:31:55,634 --> 00:31:58,926 - I need a cleaning product. - Of course, which one? 357 00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:02,676 Detergent, bleach, stain removers... 358 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,967 - I'll bring them tomorrow. - This afternoon. 359 00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:07,967 Bring them back then, I'll come round for them. 360 00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:11,218 He can return them tomorrow. Ruth, get what he needs. 361 00:32:11,761 --> 00:32:14,843 - Thanks. - Are you painting the baby's room? 362 00:32:15,303 --> 00:32:16,968 Yes, red. 363 00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:21,886 Pink's my favorite color, my house is covered in different shades. 364 00:32:22,429 --> 00:32:25,511 Especially in the bedroom. And yours? 365 00:32:27,304 --> 00:32:29,387 - What? - What's your favorite color? 366 00:32:29,638 --> 00:32:32,387 Er. red... I think. - Ah. 367 00:32:33,555 --> 00:32:37,220 - Here. This is what we have. - Thanks. I'll return them later. 368 00:32:37,638 --> 00:32:41,055 I'll come round this afternoon after walking Nicolás. 369 00:32:41,139 --> 00:32:43,013 - Bye. - Bye. 370 00:32:43,056 --> 00:32:44,513 Bye! 371 00:32:57,765 --> 00:33:00,932 - What are you doing here? - The front door was open. 372 00:33:01,016 --> 00:33:02,890 I've brought you the screw. 373 00:33:03,891 --> 00:33:04,932 The screw? 374 00:33:04,974 --> 00:33:08,057 I don't know what happened, a factory error, I suppose. 375 00:33:08,308 --> 00:33:12,224 But I took this one, which was on another table in the stockroom. 376 00:33:12,309 --> 00:33:16,349 Let me talk to the manufacturer so they send me another one. 377 00:33:16,434 --> 00:33:19,934 The customer is so important. And as your case was urgent... 378 00:33:20,601 --> 00:33:21,684 Here it is. 379 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:27,975 Sorry for the trouble. While it was designed in Sweden, 380 00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:30,393 It was actually made in China. 381 00:33:31,019 --> 00:33:36,310 Of course, it isn't the same, but now everything's made in China. 382 00:33:36,852 --> 00:33:39,019 Yes, everything. Thanks, bye. 383 00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:41,811 Is something wrong? You don't look well. 384 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,727 - Yes. - Shall I help you... 385 00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:45,644 - put the screw in? - No, thanks. 386 00:33:45,895 --> 00:33:48,144 You must tighten the pieces well. 387 00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:52,937 These screws hold the glass together. They must be tightened accurately. 388 00:33:53,021 --> 00:33:57,728 The glass is very heavy, it may break if it isn't assembled correctly. 389 00:33:57,813 --> 00:34:01,521 Although I told you it was almost unbreakable. 390 00:34:03,022 --> 00:34:04,104 Thanks. Bye. 391 00:34:04,189 --> 00:34:07,938 Anyway, I didn't tell you before, I've brought you this coupon 392 00:34:08,689 --> 00:34:11,772 for you to fill in to win a fan. 393 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,564 Just fill in your details and you'll be in the draw. 394 00:34:16,648 --> 00:34:19,565 - No. thanks. I'm not interested. - If you do it now... 395 00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:22,440 I'll take it and I'll put it in the draw. 396 00:34:22,524 --> 00:34:24,690 No. I don't like giveaways. 397 00:34:25,191 --> 00:34:28,856 I'm doing this giveaway, and a customer like yourself... 398 00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:31,774 and to make up for the screw. 399 00:34:32,192 --> 00:34:33,732 I'm sure you'll win. 400 00:34:35,192 --> 00:34:37,899 Take my pen. It's just a moment. 401 00:34:38,150 --> 00:34:42,150 Look, it's a luxury fan. 402 00:34:42,359 --> 00:34:45,608 It's lovely, it's made in Japan. 403 00:34:47,026 --> 00:34:50,526 - I'll get paint on it. - Are you painting the flat? 404 00:34:50,902 --> 00:34:53,234 - You're decorating for the baby. - Yes. 405 00:34:53,319 --> 00:34:55,818 Don't worry, I'll do it. 406 00:34:56,152 --> 00:34:59,401 Give me your details and turn around so I can lean on you. 407 00:35:03,861 --> 00:35:05,777 Full name. 408 00:35:07,111 --> 00:35:08,902 Jesús Casas Borobia. 409 00:35:09,195 --> 00:35:10,986 Jesus Casas... 410 00:35:11,404 --> 00:35:13,153 Borobia with a B or a V? 411 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,528 - With a B. - The first is a B... 412 00:35:15,612 --> 00:35:17,153 - and the second? - Both. 413 00:35:17,237 --> 00:35:20,321 Okay. Your phone number? 414 00:35:20,780 --> 00:35:27,071 615.35.14. 415 00:35:27,447 --> 00:35:29,654 And lastly, an email address. 416 00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,863 dearbabyjesus(jesusitodemivida)76@gmail.com 417 00:35:35,448 --> 00:35:38,030 Dear baby Jesus... Great. 418 00:35:38,073 --> 00:35:40,031 All together, no hyphens or anything? 419 00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:41,323 All together. 420 00:35:42,824 --> 00:35:48,156 Done. "Dear baby Jesus, you're a child like me. 421 00:35:48,449 --> 00:35:51,449 For this, I love you so and I give you my heart". 422 00:35:51,866 --> 00:35:55,949 "Everyone brings you, I'll also bring you a cup of lard, 423 00:35:56,033 --> 00:35:59,490 and a bowl of sweet honey". See how I know it? 424 00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:02,116 - Yes. - It's a very nice prayer, really. 425 00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:05,491 - I'm very religious. Are you? - Not really. 426 00:36:05,576 --> 00:36:11,159 Hey... We could go out for dinner, 427 00:36:11,243 --> 00:36:14,451 or go to the cinema or go for a drink, right? 428 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,076 And... Emm... 429 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:21,410 I really like you. I don't know... 430 00:36:22,161 --> 00:36:23,743 I think we have... 431 00:36:24,328 --> 00:36:25,785 I think there's feeling. 432 00:36:26,244 --> 00:36:29,285 Honestly. I don't have many friends. 433 00:36:29,369 --> 00:36:33,036 But we could meet up from time to time. If you want. 434 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:36,036 I'll bring you the fan when you win it. 435 00:36:36,787 --> 00:36:38,411 And explain to you how it works. 436 00:38:41,092 --> 00:38:44,882 I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT 30 MINS. IDIOT. 437 00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:01,765 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY 438 00:41:59,902 --> 00:42:01,401 Jesus! 439 00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:30,363 Jesus! 440 00:42:37,781 --> 00:42:40,739 Why the hell didn't you open? Why did you hang up? 441 00:42:43,282 --> 00:42:44,406 Can you answer me? 442 00:42:44,907 --> 00:42:47,698 - The baby. - What about him? What's happened? 443 00:42:49,032 --> 00:42:51,698 - I was putting him to sleep. - And? 444 00:42:52,658 --> 00:42:57,866 And... that's why I didn't open, it was hard to get him to sleep. 445 00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,907 He started crying when you left. 446 00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:02,492 Now you can't go in the room, okay? 447 00:43:02,701 --> 00:43:04,450 - He's in a deep sleep. - Okay. 448 00:43:04,743 --> 00:43:07,158 - Had he done a poo? - No, he hadn't. 449 00:43:07,243 --> 00:43:09,200 Are you sure you checked? - Yes. 450 00:43:10,451 --> 00:43:12,826 I was freaking out when you didn't open. 451 00:43:12,910 --> 00:43:15,076 Fuck, I thought something had happened. 452 00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:17,743 Well, something happened. 453 00:43:18,535 --> 00:43:19,659 What happened? 454 00:43:21,619 --> 00:43:23,410 Jesus, answer me! Are you dumb? 455 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,327 The glass of the table broke. 456 00:43:26,578 --> 00:43:27,744 Your new table? 457 00:43:29,453 --> 00:43:31,327 The unbreakable glass? 458 00:43:35,662 --> 00:43:36,870 That's karma. 459 00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:42,954 You realize right? 460 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,246 Karma's punished you. 461 00:43:51,455 --> 00:43:52,830 What's this? 462 00:43:53,873 --> 00:43:55,997 It's my blood. It's mine. 463 00:43:56,331 --> 00:43:58,080 I cut my finger when the glass broke. 464 00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,705 - Did you bleed that much? - Yes. 465 00:44:00,789 --> 00:44:04,831 - Are you okay? You're pale. - Yes, I feel a little faint. 466 00:44:08,999 --> 00:44:11,664 It won't come out. This stain won't come out. 467 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:16,332 We'll have to throw the rug away and buy a new one. 468 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:18,499 Your fucking table's costing a lot. 469 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,915 - How did it break? - I don't know. 470 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,665 - You don't know? - No. 471 00:44:23,292 --> 00:44:25,666 What a shitty table. 472 00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:30,291 That seedy salesman said it was unbreakable... Wow. 473 00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:33,376 What a good choice, my darling. Congratulations. 474 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:34,626 How glorious. 475 00:44:36,752 --> 00:44:37,792 Wow. 476 00:44:39,627 --> 00:44:40,709 Move. 477 00:44:40,793 --> 00:44:43,877 I'm going to make lunch, your brother's coming soon. 478 00:44:46,211 --> 00:44:48,877 Are you going to help, or just stare into space? 479 00:44:50,211 --> 00:44:52,168 Unbreakable glass... 480 00:45:25,882 --> 00:45:27,047 What's so funny? 481 00:45:28,132 --> 00:45:32,964 The glass breaking, for fuck's sake, the whole unbreakable glass thing! 482 00:45:35,591 --> 00:45:37,548 It didn't even last a day, man! 483 00:45:41,799 --> 00:45:47,466 Come on... What did you do to break it? 484 00:45:47,967 --> 00:45:50,924 How could you break it so quickly? 485 00:45:58,801 --> 00:46:03,175 I would have loved to see the moment it broke. 486 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,968 I would have loved to see the look on your face. 487 00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:18,969 Honestly, I'd give anything to have seen it. 488 00:46:22,137 --> 00:46:23,637 Please.. 489 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:34,929 Look... I haven't laughed this much in so long. 490 00:46:36,805 --> 00:46:42,179 Buying that crap table was worth it for this moment. 491 00:46:42,722 --> 00:46:44,264 Thank you! 492 00:47:01,807 --> 00:47:02,848 Well... 493 00:47:04,933 --> 00:47:10,141 I'm going to... check on the baby. 494 00:47:11,642 --> 00:47:13,266 And bring the monitor. 495 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,270 Maria... 496 00:47:44,812 --> 00:47:48,561 I'll watch him, okay? I'll do it. Carry on making lunch. 497 00:47:49,479 --> 00:47:52,270 I'll only look, it's been ages since I saw him. 498 00:47:52,354 --> 00:47:54,646 It's fine. I couldn't get him to sleep. 499 00:47:55,355 --> 00:47:58,021 Relax-and enjoy lunch. I'll take care of it. 500 00:47:58,105 --> 00:48:01,146 I need to breastfeed him soon. Can you do that too? 501 00:48:01,230 --> 00:48:04,730 Just forget about the baby for a while, two hours... 502 00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:06,938 Just give me two hours. 503 00:48:08,773 --> 00:48:15,231 Okay, fine. But bring the monitor to see if he wakes up. 504 00:48:15,565 --> 00:48:16,648 Darling... 505 00:48:17,232 --> 00:48:18,398 Yeah? 506 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,773 You know I love you, right? 507 00:48:21,274 --> 00:48:26,399 - What's this all about? - I just wanted you to know. 508 00:48:28,233 --> 00:48:32,607 With your pregnancy... We've grown apart a little. 509 00:48:34,150 --> 00:48:35,316 Yeah 510 00:48:37,567 --> 00:48:40,066 But don't be so dramatic. 511 00:48:41,317 --> 00:48:43,775 I'm not angry about the table anymore. 512 00:48:44,777 --> 00:48:49,401 Relax a little now... You look ill. 513 00:48:51,568 --> 00:48:56,943 I just wanted to tell you that if I've ever hurt you, 514 00:48:57,319 --> 00:49:00,777 or if I ever hurt you, please forgive me. 515 00:49:03,611 --> 00:49:07,403 I'm human, sometimes I make mistakes and life is too much. 516 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,528 Hey... 517 00:49:10,737 --> 00:49:11,986 Love.. 518 00:49:16,905 --> 00:49:18,695 Don't worry. 519 00:49:22,030 --> 00:49:26,530 I'm sorry as well. It's no big deal. 520 00:49:29,406 --> 00:49:34,613 We're acting really strange now that we're parents. 521 00:49:37,573 --> 00:49:38,614 But... 522 00:49:39,448 --> 00:49:44,197 We're together and well get through everything together. 523 00:49:46,824 --> 00:49:47,990 Yes. 524 00:49:56,950 --> 00:49:58,824 - I love you. - I love you too. 525 00:51:03,165 --> 00:51:04,205 Don't you hear it? 526 00:51:04,290 --> 00:51:09,831 - What? - It sounds like dripping. Listen. 527 00:51:15,041 --> 00:51:17,291 Is something dripping in the bedroom? 528 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:22,541 - I'll go and see. - No, don't worry. I know what it is. 529 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:24,291 I'll go. 530 00:52:37,341 --> 00:52:40,674 - What was it? - The monitor wasn't connected right. 531 00:53:04,302 --> 00:53:06,885 What's up? Why are you staring at it? 532 00:53:07,469 --> 00:53:09,760 . -Did you hear that? - What? 533 00:53:14,553 --> 00:53:18,094 - It'll be the door. - Are you like a dog now? 534 00:53:18,387 --> 00:53:20,178 You. hear things before people. Wow, you're acting so weird today. 535 00:53:20,179 --> 00:53:22,779 You hear things before people. Wow, you're acting so weird today. 536 00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:26,345 God. I didn't even have time to change. 537 00:53:29,388 --> 00:53:31,470 Hey, beautiful people! 538 00:53:31,555 --> 00:53:34,012 How's the world's most beautiful mom? 539 00:53:34,096 --> 00:53:36,555 Really good. Tired, but very happy. 540 00:53:36,639 --> 00:53:39,638 Let me introduce you. Cristina, this is my sister-in-law. 541 00:53:40,139 --> 00:53:44,930 - Hi! Congratulations! - Thank you. It's lovely to meet you. 542 00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:48,306 Well, I found out just a week ago that you're together. 543 00:53:48,598 --> 00:53:52,306 Well, we haven't been together for so long, but well tell you. 544 00:53:52,473 --> 00:53:57,223 Hey. sorry about the mess, but with the move and the baby, 545 00:53:57,308 --> 00:54:01,098 it's a mess. We still have to place things, paint the furniture... 546 00:54:01,183 --> 00:54:04,223 Don't worry. I'm sure my room's worse. 547 00:54:04,308 --> 00:54:08,599 Hey, where's Cayetanín? We've got a present for him. 548 00:54:08,934 --> 00:54:12,433 Cayetanín... is sleeping. 549 00:54:12,725 --> 00:54:15,808 And your brother's drinking wine in the living room. 550 00:54:17,518 --> 00:54:21,184 Hey, how's the country's most pathetic dad? 551 00:54:21,268 --> 00:54:25,100 - Hey. - Cristina, this is my brother, Jesús. 552 00:54:25,435 --> 00:54:27,726 Nice to meet you! 553 00:54:27,811 --> 00:54:30,018 What's up? You look really serious. 554 00:54:30,644 --> 00:54:35,018 He's annoyed and feeling faint. He's just broken the table 555 00:54:35,102 --> 00:54:36,769 we bought today. 556 00:54:37,103 --> 00:54:40,061 He broke the glass and look, he cut himself. 557 00:54:40,687 --> 00:54:43,936 - Look what a mess he's made. Look. - A cut that big? 558 00:54:44,145 --> 00:54:46,895 - It's nothing. It's... - And the baby? 559 00:54:47,188 --> 00:54:50,103 - What about him? - All of this would've scared him. 560 00:54:50,146 --> 00:54:52,812 Yes... He's fine. He's sleeping. 561 00:54:53,146 --> 00:54:55,020 There's still a little blood. 562 00:54:55,854 --> 00:54:59,146 Yes. it splashed a lot. I'll clean it. that's all. 563 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,688 And that's all? 564 00:55:01,730 --> 00:55:04,354 We'll have to upholster it if it doesn't clean. 565 00:55:04,564 --> 00:55:06,939 - Blood stains are fucked up. - Yeah. 566 00:55:07,023 --> 00:55:08,855 I think toothpaste gets them out. 567 00:55:08,898 --> 00:55:11,439 We saw it in a crime documentary. 568 00:55:11,606 --> 00:55:13,647 Yes. the killers used it to clean them. 569 00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:17,065 It's good to know if you kill someone. 570 00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:20,606 You're so silly. 571 00:55:23,441 --> 00:55:26,440 So, what do you think about the table? 572 00:55:27,650 --> 00:55:29,774 I don't know a lot about tables. 573 00:55:30,067 --> 00:55:32,482 Don't be shy, Cris. Say what you think. 574 00:55:34,775 --> 00:55:37,358 - It isn't pretty. - I told you. 575 00:55:37,609 --> 00:55:42,108 You can't even imagine the fight we've had over this bloody table. 576 00:55:42,359 --> 00:55:46,317 - That's why he's still serious. - Oh, don't be like that over a table. 577 00:55:46,776 --> 00:55:48,401 Today he's being silly. 578 00:55:48,694 --> 00:55:50,859 He's sensitive and feeling faint. 579 00:55:51,069 --> 00:55:54,568 We're here to have fun, so you forget all the bad stuff. 580 00:55:54,985 --> 00:55:56,985 Anyway, where's my Cayetanín? 581 00:55:57,195 --> 00:55:59,735 I bet he's dying to meet his favorite uncle. 582 00:55:59,861 --> 00:56:04,860 - You can't, he's sleeping. - Just a moment, I want to cuddle him. 583 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:08,028 - You can do that later. - I want Cris to see him. 584 00:56:08,821 --> 00:56:12,153 - I can't even go in. - It took me ages to put him down. 585 00:56:12,571 --> 00:56:17,154 And if we go in carefully and don't make any noise? 586 00:56:17,405 --> 00:56:22,237 I love watching babies sleep! We've got him a present, too! 587 00:56:22,488 --> 00:56:25,029 Ah. you shouldn't have! 588 00:56:25,738 --> 00:56:27,197 We've got everything. 589 00:56:29,156 --> 00:56:34,613 Oh, please! Look, it's beautiful! 590 00:56:35,281 --> 00:56:38,573 And with the matching hat. it's so cute! 591 00:56:38,657 --> 00:56:40,906 My gran made it. she loves these things. 592 00:56:40,990 --> 00:56:45,239 Let's put it on him. I want to see how gorgeous he looks. Look! 593 00:56:45,282 --> 00:56:48,615 And the hat! Look at the hat, look at the hat! 594 00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:50,490 Fuck, you can't, he's asleep! 595 00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:52,865 Hey. calm down. mate. 596 00:56:54,325 --> 00:56:58,158 What's up? You're annoyed or whatever, but be polite. 597 00:56:58,576 --> 00:57:00,491 - Sorry. - I'm really happy. 598 00:57:00,576 --> 00:57:02,408 Don't ruin it with your crap. 599 00:57:02,784 --> 00:57:05,866 Cristina, do you want to see how the baby's room looks? 600 00:57:06,284 --> 00:57:10,909 Okay. If you don't mind... If you do, I can see it another day. 601 00:57:10,993 --> 00:57:15,076 - Okay? - We can go in the baby's room, right? 602 00:57:15,243 --> 00:57:17,535 - Of course. - Yeah, let's go. 603 00:57:17,953 --> 00:57:21,243 You'll see it's the only room we've finished. 604 00:57:21,869 --> 00:57:24,577 All the others, honey... Look at the house... 605 00:57:26,411 --> 00:57:29,744 What's up? Don't say it's because of a shitty table. 606 00:57:31,329 --> 00:57:34,328 Is it the neighbor? Does she still stress you? 607 00:57:34,579 --> 00:57:37,203 I said you should report her. the crazy girl. 608 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,245 How can I? She's 13, man. 609 00:57:39,371 --> 00:57:42,912 - So what? She's nuts! - She'll forget about it. 610 00:57:44,830 --> 00:57:47,830 Tell me. You know I'll help you with anything. 611 00:57:48,206 --> 00:57:49,496 But tell me what's up. 612 00:57:59,665 --> 00:58:01,872 Nothing's wrong. Go to the bedroom. 613 00:58:01,915 --> 00:58:03,081 I'll tell you later. 614 00:58:03,832 --> 00:58:07,289 Yes, you will. I'm not leaving until I know what's up with you. 615 00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:13,248 Have you seen your face? 616 00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:16,123 Come on. 617 00:59:00,463 --> 00:59:03,462 - What's this? - A chicken. 618 00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:06,920 It's so cute. What a lovely song! 619 00:59:07,629 --> 00:59:10,588 - What a cool place, Maria. - Yes. 620 00:59:12,047 --> 00:59:17,629 All of these toys belonged to Jesus, he kept them from his childhood. 621 00:59:17,672 --> 00:59:19,547 It's amazing. 622 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,339 Hey, this photo? The three of you look beautiful. 623 00:59:23,423 --> 00:59:26,172 Yes, it was when we left the clinic. 624 00:59:26,548 --> 00:59:28,089 Jesus cried there. 625 00:59:29,091 --> 00:59:30,465 What a lovely photo. 626 00:59:30,716 --> 00:59:33,256 - His eyes are like tomatoes! - Yeah! 627 00:59:33,466 --> 00:59:36,673 Look, one of the few times I've seen your brother cry. 628 00:59:37,799 --> 00:59:39,257 Who does he look like? 629 00:59:40,675 --> 00:59:44,591 - Him, right? - Really? I don't know. 630 00:59:45,008 --> 00:59:50,258 - Shall we have lunch? - Honey, who do you think he's like? 631 00:59:51,218 --> 00:59:55,175 I don't know. But smile a little, brother! 632 00:59:55,259 --> 00:59:59,384 Your son looks really happy and you look dead, man. 633 01:00:00,177 --> 01:00:02,884 Come on, smile! It isn't so difficult. 634 01:00:04,677 --> 01:00:08,760 - Who does he look like? - All babies look... the same. 635 01:00:11,053 --> 01:00:14,719 He looks like you, Jesus. He'll be just as handsome as his dad. 636 01:00:15,428 --> 01:00:16,510 Thanks. 637 01:00:17,636 --> 01:00:19,761 Fuck... A He-Man! 638 01:00:20,512 --> 01:00:21,678 What's a He-Man? 639 01:00:21,762 --> 01:00:24,845 A bigorexic figurine with hair like Raffaella Carrà. 640 01:00:24,929 --> 01:00:28,804 But... One of the greatest figurines ever created. 641 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,679 I was a fan of Monster High. 642 01:00:31,847 --> 01:00:33,262 Do you see its diaper? 643 01:00:34,763 --> 01:00:36,804 The bastard wouldn't let me touch it. 644 01:00:37,430 --> 01:00:41,597 Once I broke his Skeleton's legs by accident 645 01:00:41,931 --> 01:00:44,263 and he didn't talk to me for six months. 646 01:00:44,348 --> 01:00:46,972 - I can believe that. - No, seriously. 647 01:00:47,264 --> 01:00:49,389 He loved all his toys more than me. 648 01:00:49,890 --> 01:00:51,056 What a time... 649 01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:53,639 - No! - What? 650 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:59,640 A ninja turtle! What a time... 651 01:01:00,808 --> 01:01:04,515 I love the whole eighties vibe you've given the room. 652 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,808 Like... It really reminds me of Stranger Things. 653 01:01:09,059 --> 01:01:12,808 I chose the colors and furniture, but Jesus painted it. 654 01:01:12,851 --> 01:01:14,141 He had so much fun. 655 01:01:15,017 --> 01:01:17,600 It's the room he would have loved to have. 656 01:01:18,017 --> 01:01:21,059 He spent so much time working on it. 657 01:01:21,518 --> 01:01:24,351 You. could tell he was excited. Right, darling? 658 01:01:24,977 --> 01:01:27,976 - How many days did you take? - I don't know, a lot. 659 01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:32,852 So long! It's the only room that's finished. 660 01:01:32,936 --> 01:01:37,310 We promised it would be finished for when the baby arrived. 661 01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:38,936 And we did it. 662 01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:44,686 The color of the walls, the lights, all the toys... 663 01:01:44,729 --> 01:01:45,894 It's amazing. I love it. 664 01:01:45,979 --> 01:01:49,312 Cayetanín's going to grow up so happy here, I know it. 665 01:01:50,355 --> 01:01:52,229 Hey, hey! 666 01:01:52,855 --> 01:01:54,229 Bastard! 667 01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:57,937 This spaceship was mine, right? You stole it, man! 668 01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:03,271 We want it to be like his own little shelter, right? 669 01:02:03,522 --> 01:02:05,855 And I don't know, maybe it's big enough 670 01:02:05,897 --> 01:02:08,438 in case there's another. 671 01:02:08,897 --> 01:02:12,439 What? Are you thinking about a little brother already? 672 01:02:12,523 --> 01:02:17,397 Or a sister. Anyway, we'll see how these months go 673 01:02:17,482 --> 01:02:19,690 with Cayetanín and we'll see. 674 01:02:19,774 --> 01:02:22,232 But we have to talk about it properly. 675 01:02:22,524 --> 01:02:24,732 You're not wasting any time, right? 676 01:02:26,149 --> 01:02:29,483 I said the smartest thing to do was to get a vasectomy. 677 01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:59,902 During the Carlist Wars, after a hard battle, 678 01:02:59,987 --> 01:03:03,986 A General stopped by a mansion belonging to a housewife in Navarra. 679 01:03:04,278 --> 01:03:07,944 He was so hungry, but the lady was poor. 680 01:03:08,237 --> 01:03:11,778 The only things she had were eggs, potatoes and onions. 681 01:03:12,446 --> 01:03:15,153 - Pass me your plate, honey. There. - Thanks. 682 01:03:15,404 --> 01:03:17,862 - Do you want water? - Yes, please. Thanks. 683 01:03:18,238 --> 01:03:22,446 She decided to jumble everything together. 684 01:03:22,822 --> 01:03:25,738 And the General liked that jumble so much 685 01:03:25,822 --> 01:03:28,654 that such an easy recipe became widespread 686 01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,030 and he fed thousands of soldiers. 687 01:03:31,573 --> 01:03:33,864 That's where Spanish omelette comes from. 688 01:03:33,948 --> 01:03:35,864 You're really cultured! 689 01:03:36,073 --> 01:03:38,239 No way, I read it on Wikipedia. 690 01:03:38,406 --> 01:03:42,656 - But you know it! - Spanish omelette is my favorite. 691 01:03:44,324 --> 01:03:47,323 It's delicious. Are you sure you don't want some? 692 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:52,282 Thanks, but I can't. In theory. Carlos shouldn't eat it either. 693 01:03:52,783 --> 01:03:55,866 My love for Cris made me convert to the vegan cult. 694 01:03:56,033 --> 01:03:59,324 But... I also love Spanish omelette. 695 01:03:59,408 --> 01:04:02,283 - It's amazing, Maria. - Pass me the bread, please. 696 01:04:02,368 --> 01:04:06,242 Do you know what else is amazing? Hummus and olives. 697 01:04:07,076 --> 01:04:10,993 Hey, you haven't tried it! You haven't eaten anything, actually. 698 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:16,493 You aren't eating or talking. You're downing wine by yourself. 699 01:04:16,910 --> 01:04:19,159 I'm not hungry. 700 01:04:19,744 --> 01:04:21,702 At least eat some omelette. 701 01:04:21,953 --> 01:04:24,869 When you drink, you snore. 702 01:04:24,911 --> 01:04:27,535 With that and the baby. I don't sleep. 703 01:04:27,828 --> 01:04:29,452 He's the same. 704 01:04:30,829 --> 01:04:32,120 He doesn't stop all night... Annoying. 705 01:04:32,121 --> 01:04:33,721 He doesn't stop all night... Annoying. 706 01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:41,293 Is it tasty or not? 707 01:05:42,961 --> 01:05:45,793 Yes, but I don't fancy it. I don't feel well. 708 01:05:46,003 --> 01:05:48,168 -What's up? -I feel faint. 709 01:05:50,211 --> 01:05:53,794 You're pale. yes. And you're constantly sweating. 710 01:05:55,087 --> 01:05:57,919 It'll be that cut. Did you clean it well? 711 01:05:58,295 --> 01:06:00,044 Yes, yes. I'm fine, don't worry. 712 01:06:00,838 --> 01:06:04,254 Don't drink so much and eat more. Do you want some? 713 01:06:04,630 --> 01:06:06,962 No, no, no. Thanks, but I don't drink. 714 01:06:08,463 --> 01:06:12,130 He's too frightened about being a dad, that's what's up. 715 01:06:12,881 --> 01:06:15,005 What's being a parent like? 716 01:06:15,922 --> 01:06:18,588 What... What do you fee 717 01:06:21,965 --> 01:06:23,381 Well, it's special. 718 01:06:24,507 --> 01:06:28,506 My friend who had a baby last year said just as the baby was born, 719 01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:30,547 she loved it more than anything. 720 01:06:31,258 --> 01:06:34,673 More than her own husband! More than her own parents! 721 01:06:35,133 --> 01:06:38,132 Really heavy. It was only a few seconds old 722 01:06:38,216 --> 01:06:40,883 and that little person was who she loved the most! 723 01:06:41,717 --> 01:06:43,799 - Scary, right? - I understand... 724 01:06:44,550 --> 01:06:46,633 I understand how that can happen. 725 01:06:47,550 --> 01:06:49,008 Did it happen to you? 726 01:06:50,634 --> 01:06:53,634 I... I love Jesus a lot. 727 01:06:54,301 --> 01:06:57,300 But... my son... 728 01:06:59,385 --> 01:07:01,635 My son's what I wanted the most in life. 729 01:07:03,136 --> 01:07:06,135 I don't think I'll ever do anything else more important. 730 01:07:08,094 --> 01:07:13,677 It's worth existing just to feel everything I feel for him. 731 01:07:14,678 --> 01:07:16,636 I don't know, I can't explain it well. 732 01:07:18,137 --> 01:07:21,678 No, don't worry. 733 01:07:23,138 --> 01:07:24,138 How exciting. 734 01:07:25,596 --> 01:07:30,095 Sorry, brother, but in the st of people Maria loves the most, 735 01:07:30,513 --> 01:07:32,554 - you're only second. - Oh... 736 01:07:33,097 --> 01:07:35,638 - Honestly. - However, in Cris' list... 737 01:07:36,305 --> 01:07:38,304 - I'm first. - Don't be so sure. 738 01:07:38,389 --> 01:07:40,721 - Ah? - No. 739 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:45,722 - Well... Second? - Right... My mom's first. 740 01:07:45,848 --> 01:07:48,472 - Of course. - Then, my four siblings, 741 01:07:48,598 --> 01:07:50,264 I adore them and you know it. 742 01:07:50,348 --> 01:07:52,556 Then, my dad. 743 01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:58,431 My grandmas and grandpas... Carmen and Montse. 744 01:07:58,599 --> 01:08:01,015 My best friends since I was four... 745 01:08:01,392 --> 01:08:03,141 I also love my uncle a lot. 746 01:08:03,558 --> 01:08:07,224 But... but you beat him by a little bit. 747 01:08:08,933 --> 01:08:14,225 Carlos, you're number 13. You aren't even in the top ten. 748 01:08:14,309 --> 01:08:15,725 Oh, Christ. 749 01:08:15,809 --> 01:08:17,225 Number 13? 750 01:08:17,684 --> 01:08:19,475 And your uncle almost beats me. 751 01:08:19,809 --> 01:08:20,225 Ah. 752 01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:24,976 Don't worry. If you continue like this, you'll move up, darling. 753 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:27,184 Okay, okay... 754 01:08:27,977 --> 01:08:31,769 My grandma Mercedes is in my top five, 755 01:08:31,811 --> 01:08:33,144 may she rest in peace. 756 01:08:33,645 --> 01:08:36,560 - Your granny Mercedes. - You met her! 757 01:08:36,645 --> 01:08:39,935 Yes. I did. And you, brother? 758 01:08:40,811 --> 01:08:44,686 Who's in your top five loved ones? 759 01:08:45,104 --> 01:08:46,478 Including the dead. 760 01:08:47,187 --> 01:08:50,228 Well... I 761 01:08:51,104 --> 01:08:52,562 I love Maria the most. 762 01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:54,146 Ah... 763 01:08:54,980 --> 01:08:56,979 You love me more than the baby? 764 01:08:57,688 --> 01:08:59,229 Well, I love you both. 765 01:08:59,688 --> 01:09:04,522 Yeah... But your son should clearly be the one you love the most. 766 01:09:08,773 --> 01:09:12,064 Right? Or what? What do you think? 767 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:14,939 Maria, he says such lovely things. 768 01:09:15,232 --> 01:09:18,148 So I think this calls for a kiss. 769 01:09:19,649 --> 01:09:24,482 Kiss, kiss, kiss! 770 01:09:24,566 --> 01:09:28,524 - Kiss! - Oh, get a room. 771 01:09:32,609 --> 01:09:34,358 Let's make a toast. 772 01:09:34,442 --> 01:09:37,608 Let's toast to love, and to your baby! 773 01:09:37,942 --> 01:09:39,566 The result of this love. 774 01:09:43,402 --> 01:09:45,151 Look into my eyes! 775 01:09:57,236 --> 01:10:02,444 Here you have the famous Rörret coffee table, 776 01:10:04,070 --> 01:10:07,361 which has been painted bronze, it's unbreakable, 777 01:10:07,612 --> 01:10:13,445 a structure with the image of two beautiful ladies made of ivory. 778 01:10:13,988 --> 01:10:18,529 And coated with a perfect fake gold. 779 01:10:19,530 --> 01:10:22,321 It will be your favorite table 780 01:10:22,656 --> 01:10:26,946 to have a coffee or an aperitif with your loved ones. 781 01:10:27,989 --> 01:10:32,572 And I guarantee that this table, due to its design and standard, 782 01:10:33,157 --> 01:10:35,906 Will change your life for the better. 783 01:10:36,657 --> 01:10:39,906 It will fill your home with happiness. 784 01:10:41,073 --> 01:10:43,490 Are you sure you don't want some omelette? 785 01:10:43,866 --> 01:10:46,698 I feel really bad, but vegans don't eat eggs. 786 01:10:46,908 --> 01:10:48,907 - We don't... - Don't make the usual joke! 787 01:10:49,366 --> 01:10:54,074 And don't you miss eating ham and sausages? 788 01:10:54,367 --> 01:10:58,074 I've been vegan for two years now and I feel a lot better, 789 01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:01,283 I feel a lot lighter and, in the end, it's activism. 790 01:11:01,575 --> 01:11:03,575 It's a commitment to animals. 791 01:11:03,743 --> 01:11:05,284 Save the animals. 792 01:11:05,368 --> 01:11:08,367 - But you went vegan for her. - Of course, yeah. 793 01:11:08,451 --> 01:11:10,534 She asked me to, and now I am. 794 01:11:11,201 --> 01:11:13,076 And if she asked you to kill us now? 795 01:11:18,702 --> 01:11:20,285 You'd be dead. 796 01:11:20,702 --> 01:11:22,243 I don't have a personality, 797 01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:23,577 do as she says. 798 01:11:23,578 --> 01:11:24,578 I do as she says. 799 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:29,577 I wouldn't kill Cayetanín, just you two. 800 01:11:29,662 --> 01:11:32,077 - We'd keep Cayetano, right? - Of course. 801 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:33,703 Then we'd have a pair. 802 01:11:38,079 --> 01:11:39,079 A pair? 803 01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:43,413 You're a loudmouth, we said we wouldn't tell anyone yet! 804 01:11:43,497 --> 01:11:45,913 - What? What? - Not yet! 805 01:11:47,164 --> 01:11:51,579 Well... I was jealous of you both and-. 806 01:11:52,790 --> 01:11:56,289 I'm going to be a dad! We're going to be parents! 807 01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:59,080 - Look! - You're going to be auntie and uncle. 808 01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:01,872 Cayetanín will have a cousin to play with. 809 01:12:02,081 --> 01:12:04,456 - A baby girl? - We went to the gyno today. 810 01:12:04,499 --> 01:12:08,248 - I'm four months along, a baby girl! - Oh, congrats! 811 01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:11,248 - She'll be called Cayetana. - No, she won't. 812 01:12:11,332 --> 01:12:13,666 No, she won't be called Cayetana. 813 01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:15,249 - No, not Cayetana. - No. 814 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:17,999 I guess you're freaking out. 815 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:22,499 - Well... - I always thought I'd be a young mom. 816 01:12:23,709 --> 01:12:27,917 We, we won't lie saying the baby was planned. 817 01:12:28,168 --> 01:12:32,750 But honestly, we're really happy. You know I've never been very lucky, 818 01:12:33,460 --> 01:12:39,793 but... I feel like it's finally time to be happy for once and for all. 819 01:12:40,377 --> 01:12:45,294 Being an uncle and dad is the best thing that's ever happened. 820 01:12:45,836 --> 01:12:47,794 Of course it is. It's... 821 01:12:48,128 --> 01:12:51,794 Say something, babe. Your brother's just said he'll be a dad. 822 01:12:54,254 --> 01:12:55,670 I don't know what to say. 823 01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:05,046 What the hell's up with you, mate? 824 01:13:06,213 --> 01:13:10,171 Are you still angry or faint? I've just said I'm going to be a dad. 825 01:13:10,672 --> 01:13:12,296 Aren't you going to say anything? 826 01:13:13,339 --> 01:13:15,963 Are you still thinking about your fucking table? 827 01:13:17,173 --> 01:13:18,547 Fuck, say something! 828 01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:25,381 I don't give a shit that you've got a poor 18 year-old pregnant. 829 01:13:26,424 --> 01:13:29,506 It's one of your historic screw-ups and you know it. 830 01:13:30,965 --> 01:13:33,632 You'll complicate your life and ruin hers. 831 01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:36,965 And if it's because of the table? 832 01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:45,341 Buying that table was the biggest mistake I've ever made. 833 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,758 It sounds stupid, but it's true. 834 01:13:57,885 --> 01:13:59,134 I'm off to the toilet. 835 01:14:12,844 --> 01:14:18,094 I don't know what's up with him. Honestly, I don't know. I'm so sorry. 836 01:14:19,387 --> 01:14:21,553 I'm freaking out... I mean... 837 01:14:23,012 --> 01:14:24,762 I'm really freaking out, but- 838 01:14:26,805 --> 01:14:31,095 - I'm sorry. - He's had this paranoia before... 839 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,095 Well... 840 01:14:34,222 --> 01:14:37,805 Sometimes he gets like this. HI go and talk to him, okay? 841 01:14:39,556 --> 01:14:40,471 Stay here. I'll sort it now. 842 01:14:40,472 --> 01:14:42,263 Stay with Maria. 843 01:14:44,598 --> 01:14:45,972 Stay with Maria. 844 01:14:54,141 --> 01:14:55,515 I'm really sorry. 845 01:15:06,684 --> 01:15:09,724 Darling, when you hear this, I'll already be dead... 846 01:15:11,225 --> 01:15:13,767 I killed our son. 847 01:15:14,060 --> 01:15:17,350 It was a stupid accident, but it happened. 848 01:15:18,685 --> 01:15:20,142 And I can't take it. 849 01:15:26,686 --> 01:15:29,393 I'm too weak to tell you to your face, 850 01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:36,811 and watch as you cry inconsolably because of what I did... 851 01:15:43,603 --> 01:15:46,437 I can't and I don't want to experience it. 852 01:15:50,271 --> 01:15:55,646 I hope you forgive me. I hope you all forgive me... 853 01:15:56,814 --> 01:16:01,688 for making the rest of your life a nightmare. 854 01:16:05,481 --> 01:16:06,647 I love you. 855 01:16:07,565 --> 01:16:08,772 Goodbye, darling. 856 01:16:11,356 --> 01:16:13,147 And forget me if you can. 857 01:16:20,399 --> 01:16:21,981 Who's that message for? 858 01:16:34,859 --> 01:16:36,567 You shouldn't drink so much. 859 01:16:37,318 --> 01:16:39,483 It's just one glass, I need it. 860 01:16:43,943 --> 01:16:47,734 Don't worry about your man, I'm sure they'll sort it out 861 01:16:47,819 --> 01:16:49,943 - and he'll forget about it. - It's strange. 862 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:53,943 We had such a stupid fight over the table. 863 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:58,027 And now, look. The table's broken and we're angry. It's stupid. 864 01:16:58,736 --> 01:17:01,819 Don't worry, we'll sort it out together this evening. 865 01:17:02,153 --> 01:17:03,319 You'll see. 866 01:17:29,864 --> 01:17:31,488 Why do you want to see him? 867 01:17:35,407 --> 01:17:37,614 I can't believe what you're saying. 868 01:17:51,241 --> 01:17:52,574 He's headless 869 01:17:53,950 --> 01:17:55,533 The glass cut it off. 870 01:17:57,409 --> 01:17:58,866 Where is it? 871 01:17:59,201 --> 01:18:02,783 Under the armchair. I didn't dare pick it up. 872 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,076 I've decided to jump off the balcony. 873 01:18:11,785 --> 01:18:13,867 Let me think, Jesus. 874 01:18:15,119 --> 01:18:17,660 Let me think a little and don't talk nonsense. 875 01:18:18,286 --> 01:18:21,202 I can't take it anymore, I need to rest. 876 01:18:24,119 --> 01:18:25,578 Give me some time. 877 01:18:26,245 --> 01:18:28,328 Don't put me under more pressure. 878 01:18:29,329 --> 01:18:30,619 I need to think. 879 01:18:38,538 --> 01:18:39,870 It's me. 880 01:18:46,456 --> 01:18:49,871 - Hi. - What are you talking about? 881 01:18:50,456 --> 01:18:52,996 Brotherly things, don't worry. 882 01:18:53,081 --> 01:18:57,122 - Is the baby still sleeping? - That's right. Still asleep. 883 01:18:57,665 --> 01:19:00,372 - Okay. - Go back to Cris, please... 884 01:19:01,165 --> 01:19:04,456 I don't want her to be a one with everything that's happening. 885 01:19:04,498 --> 01:19:05,540 Okay. 886 01:19:05,583 --> 01:19:09,582 I need to wake him up in ten minutes to breastfeed, okay? 887 01:19:09,624 --> 01:19:11,165 Yeah, of course. 888 01:19:12,041 --> 01:19:14,123 Give us ten minutes and we'll be back. 889 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,624 We're sorting it all, Maria. 890 01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:17,124 Okay, thanks. 891 01:19:17,584 --> 01:19:19,999 Don't make much noise. 892 01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:22,708 - Don't worry. - Bye. 893 01:19:36,794 --> 01:19:40,501 We've got ten minutes before we go back and Maria finds out. 894 01:19:41,377 --> 01:19:44,543 What can we do to make it less traumatic for her? 895 01:19:45,545 --> 01:19:46,961 We can't do anything. 896 01:19:48,628 --> 01:19:51,419 What if it happened to you. your newborn daughter? 897 01:19:51,503 --> 01:19:53,169 How would you tell Cristina? 898 01:19:53,587 --> 01:19:54,711 Hmm? 899 01:19:58,546 --> 01:20:02,295 It was an accident. Jesus. It could have happened to anyone. 900 01:20:03,629 --> 01:20:05,003 It's all so ridiculous. 901 01:20:06,339 --> 01:20:10,379 - I need to die. - Don't say that, Jesus. 902 01:20:12,214 --> 01:20:15,547 Look, we're going to go back to the table. 903 01:20:17,715 --> 01:20:21,714 Don't say anything. Keep quiet and follow my lead. 904 01:20:23,381 --> 01:20:25,673 I'll tell Mar a everything that happened. 905 01:20:26,716 --> 01:20:28,090 She needs to know now. 906 01:20:30,174 --> 01:20:34,965 But there's no way she can see the headless baby. 907 01:20:37,342 --> 01:20:38,799 That can't happen. 908 01:20:40,050 --> 01:20:44,424 But don't keep talking nonsense, please, Jesus. 909 01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:46,217 Maria will need you. 910 01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:50,175 Maria won't want to even look at me. 911 01:21:00,260 --> 01:21:02,968 - Hi. Ruth. - Hi, Maria. Is Jesús in? 912 01:21:03,552 --> 01:21:05,426 Yes, but he's busy, darling. 913 01:21:05,510 --> 01:21:06,885 I want to talk to him. 914 01:21:07,511 --> 01:21:08,719 You want to talk to him? 915 01:21:09,136 --> 01:21:11,844 - Has he told you something? - Like what? 916 01:21:12,053 --> 01:21:15,844 I need to tell you both something very important. Can I come in? 917 01:21:15,929 --> 01:21:17,595 What's it about? 918 01:21:17,971 --> 01:21:19,595 Let me come in and I'll explain. 919 01:21:19,637 --> 01:21:22,011 Today isn't a good day. Come back tomorrow. 920 01:21:22,221 --> 01:21:25,220 It's urgent. I need to talk to you both now. 921 01:21:25,721 --> 01:21:29,804 Look, Ruth. Today really isn't the best time, come back tomorrow 922 01:21:30,222 --> 01:21:34,471 and we'll talk and you can tell us what's so important, but not now. 923 01:21:34,722 --> 01:21:37,888 Is that clear? Be careful with the door. 924 01:21:40,056 --> 01:21:42,222 Your husband kissed me in the lift. 925 01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:05,140 Ruth's come to see us, she says she needs to talk to us... 926 01:22:05,183 --> 01:22:06,475 and you kissed her. 927 01:22:07,934 --> 01:22:10,058 Are you going to tell her or shall I? 928 01:22:11,809 --> 01:22:16,226 Go on, talk. I guess this has something to do with your mood today. 929 01:22:17,227 --> 01:22:18,559 Talk, Jesus. 930 01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:21,726 Jesús, it's better if you tell her. 931 01:22:29,978 --> 01:22:32,477 Jesus, what's the matter? 932 01:22:34,228 --> 01:22:39,019 Look, Jesus. I don't think this shitty day can get any worse, 933 01:22:39,395 --> 01:22:42,269 so tell me whatever, just don't annoy me even more. 934 01:22:44,770 --> 01:22:47,187 You! Stop your dog from barking! 935 01:22:50,646 --> 01:22:52,770 Kid, grab the dog! 936 01:23:00,189 --> 01:23:02,605 Can you tell me what the fuck's going on? 937 01:23:02,814 --> 01:23:04,563 For fuck's sake, tell me! 938 01:23:10,898 --> 01:23:12,814 Why's the dog covered in blood? 939 01:23:13,398 --> 01:23:15,147 What are you hiding, Carlos? 940 01:23:16,065 --> 01:23:17,273 It's a head! 941 01:23:17,774 --> 01:23:19,023 A head? 942 01:23:20,399 --> 01:23:21,982 Leave the flat, María. 943 01:23:22,608 --> 01:23:27,316 Cristina... Take Maria and get her out of the flat, please! 944 01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:30,608 Listen to me. Get her out of the flat, now! 945 01:23:31,817 --> 01:23:33,983 Can you please tell me what's up? 946 01:23:34,609 --> 01:23:35,649 Jesus? 947 01:23:36,109 --> 01:23:40,109 María, please. Leave the flat with Cristina, we'll talk later. 948 01:23:40,818 --> 01:23:44,484 Trust me. Trust me, but please leave now. 949 01:23:45,401 --> 01:23:48,693 Show it to me! Show it to me! 950 01:23:49,944 --> 01:23:51,818 Show it to me! 951 01:23:53,944 --> 01:23:57,111 Listen to me, you don't need to see this 952 01:23:58,362 --> 01:24:01,819 Get out. and we'll explain everything later on! 953 01:24:02,237 --> 01:24:05,819 - Get out! Get out, please! - Show it to me, show it to me! 954 01:24:05,862 --> 01:24:08,445 Show it to me, show it to me! 955 01:27:07,255 --> 01:27:09,963 Tell me what happened. Murder, suicide? 956 01:27:10,339 --> 01:27:12,838 We don't know, but what happened is crazy. 957 01:27:13,006 --> 01:27:15,296 - Domestic violence? - It doesn't seem so. 958 01:27:15,672 --> 01:27:18,631 A couple died from the balcony of their home. 959 01:27:19,090 --> 01:27:21,006 Their newborn baby. too. 960 01:27:21,632 --> 01:27:24,756 - The baby's body was decapitated. - Decapitated? 961 01:27:25,090 --> 01:27:28,132 - The mom had his head in her arms. - Fucking hell. 962 01:27:29,591 --> 01:27:31,132 What do the witnesses say? 963 01:27:31,216 --> 01:27:34,298 A 13 year-old neighbor has had an anxiety attack, 964 01:27:34,758 --> 01:27:39,633 and the doctors are treating a pregnant girl in shock, that's all. 965 01:27:41,009 --> 01:27:44,091 He's the victim's brother. We've tried to talk, but... 966 01:27:44,384 --> 01:27:47,258 He's in shock, and repeats a random sentence. 967 01:27:47,342 --> 01:27:49,259 A sentence? What sentence? 968 01:27:50,176 --> 01:27:51,717 The coffee table. 969 01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:22,638 THE COFFEE TABLE 75019

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