Original subtitles

It's raining.

...

- You see that girl

desperate wandering like a lost soul in the rain?

This is me.

Even I who know the story, I

wonder how I did to get there.

This is the story of a girl who sought love

but was looking bad, very badly.

Here. Me is Josephine, 24,

1.78 m and 3 years, I live with Brad Pitt.

OK, for real, I'm 29 years old 4/4,

I am 1.59m and Brad Pitt, this is my cat.

I have no man, the plan tonight,

unconditional fan of Woody Allen.

Hi, you.

I must be in the office at 9am. If I SPEEDE is good.

I usually do the 38, but there it small size, right?

This is already the 42, madame.

For special sizes I need to order.

In absolute terms, I is not evil.

I find myself even perfect except a slight problem

proportions, as my mother says.

The men whistle.

Band obsessed.

Rule 1:

never respond favorably to a compliment on the street.

Rule 2: Always brag.

I do not stop me cruising.

I am in a rush. I'm coming.

It is Gilles

my supervisor, but unable to exercise authority.

This is the guy the more predictable the planet:

2 hoursdelay. I try to beat my record.

There he will pass me a ton urgent matters.

Urgent.

And it will tell me a boring thing.

New HR came in a meeting.

I said that you were in appointment.

Take care of your ass, Gilles.

Now my dress.

Very pretty dress. - That ...

I asked you anything, it's crazy. Should leave me.

Our only common, it is Woody Allen.

There's only me who recognize the disguised office party.

It is Chloe, my BFF.

"Best Friend Forever" it was being together.

I've never seen her without makeup .

It is all that I dare not.

Thanks to her, I sex life

proxy absolutely hectic.

Oh! She extensions and thinks I do not know.

And Chloe office, it is the Lady Gaga gossip.

It all starts conversations :

You have missed the info of the century. What?

Gilles has been dumped.

Exciting.

They laugh.

- Oh, he's homeless.

This is so cute.

I consoled well in my big bed.

There's something that you like about this guy?

Yeah.

It is very unsettling.

Who is it?

Alexandra gadget, the new HR. Canon and rather cool.

The new HR?

Are you kidding?

She is 19 years old.

No. - If!

Josephine? And you, Alexandra?

Yes. Alex, you can tu me.

Must find one day for lunch together

to know.

Totally. 0K, great.

I would kill to have this little dress.

J'hallucine.

What arrogance! You saw it made me high.

Si It's crazy.

It is my torture session Monthly with my sister.

Diane.

Perfection.

While running, it is capped.

Small, she wanted to be princess and me baking.

I tell my parents

have a draft with me, then they made my sister.

You're scarlet, stop.

No, it's okay. I'm fucked in endorphin.

You have a gift for 30 years parents' marriage?

You do not want to deal with you?

No, I have their gift I can not share.

It's really personal.

I like it, but we are unable to say a nice thing.

What? Your diary?

I read. It is not great literature.

What?

Whatever.

This is something that will make mom and dad overjoyed.

The dream of their lives.

You change sex? They always wanted a son.

Anything.

I'm getting married.

Jojo?

Are you okay?

I am on top.

Who is it?

Aymeric, it's been a year that is common.

And we put a baby on the way immediately after the wedding.

No time to lose. I already feel old at 27.

When I think that mommy has had 19.

Are you okay? You're weird.

Yes.

It's just that ...

I too am getting married.

How?

You have no guy.

Why did you tell me? With whom?

Jojo? Jojo?

But with whom?

We rang the doorbell.

Damn! Saturday. Shit, shit! Julien.

Music

Bell

This rousing, second.

...

It is Julien. My lover

part time.

This is weird.

Are smelling like hedgehog crashed on a road.

He became hemiplegic.

It is very much in love, but can not

leave her depressed woman.

But hey, it's all temporary.

- And that's it.

Are you coming?

Since 1 year, every Saturday during half time

Julien just walking her dog at home.

Music

playful ...

Moaning pleasure enjoyment

Cree

It's amazing that he died while we were love.

Just like he left us some sort of message.

Not too much, no.

Over the past year, every Saturday

Your dog will a pretext to see me.

It's crazy signs, anyway.

Should you to think about all this.

Especially when you think about it, you

love your wife more, you do not have children with her and

then you're alright with me.

You're free in a month

to wedding anniversary of my parents?

I do not know.

I told you? Nathalie is hospitalized for depression.

I gotta go.

This is the time of visits.

So far, the only gift I have ever done a deceased dog.

In these cases, I have a mental age of 5 years

I sleep with my brain fat.

And it's them I call for help.

Cyril, my second best friend.

It smells jackal.

Chloe and Rose my childhood friend.

It is seen in a bathtub. Since we are sisters pee.

Jo, stop, okay. Stop eat.

What is happening?

What is this thing?

Oh!

It's yucky!

There's nothing to hang.

1: You got rid of the dog.

2: You call your sister to tell her that

you marry not.

Why did you say that?

It nargu�e me her perfect ass, her perfect guy,

I am nothing.

She humiliated me

I defended.

You have been right, my poupette. Drinking a guy known?

Besides Cyril

Jo could present.

- If I was not gay,

I ask your hand.

It is 300 euros, cremation.

At this price, I crazy fire myself.

Although not, I must watchJulien

I manage heavy stuff.

Since 1 year your relationship with this type has not changed.

Always the same sex, the same look.

Even more growing.

Find yourself another guy.

Step 1 Join me on a dating site.

Here, sensual. Sensual!

Go!

- Profile sought.

Your ideal man?

Non-smoker, good cook, fan of Woody Allen,

who loves cats, who wants lots of kids.

Then interests?

Literature.

Museums, galleries ...

Galeries Lafayette!

They laugh.

It is all about the picture.

Let's see.

You have it,

which is not bad.

A free my ass.

Stop with your ass, do something else.

Try surgery. Me, it has changed my life.

You did that? You have not noticed?

Oh, no.

Do you prefer that?

That one.

You're lucky that Marcelo

see you before returning to Brazil.

Josephine Lapierre?

Go.

Hello, Chloe.

Hello.

This is good. You can get dressed.

So?

We will be able to Liposuction?

I'm supposed to think,

but we can do now.

No.

Liposuction is not suitable your fat profile.

So what?

The Cellu M6?

The laser body-share?

What to do? Do nothingtouch.

You have a great ass. Optionally sport.

I will advocate the sport.

I do not say thank you.

They are at it, these diplomas? It will.

It made me something when he touched me.

Genre? Genre chills.

I was embarrassed.

You want to do, babe.

Wait, it will make you?

No, it just made her big dog slope.

Your style is your ass.

The fishing was good. The race

ideal son looks pretty good.

Step 2, make my day. Discreetly.

With Gilles easy. It is hard to feel comfortable when sexual tension.

- Josephine?

Recalculate Budget

with the removal of two elephants.

Huh? Elephants?

Yes, Gilles.

Elephants, it costs an arm.

Yes.

They change

5 giraffes with 10 cats.

It is the seller.

This is perfect.

- But they want the mods

before noon, okay?

As if it was done.

I'm too strong.

I can organize the casting

perfect guy while smoking out my superior.

If talking about my dress, is won.

- It is very beautiful, your blouse.

My gown? This is a dress, Gilles.

She is very beautiful.

Thank you, Gilles.

Nothing.

I will go. Here.

Top chrono.

Playful Music

...

During this time, you speak, you speak not.

I'm talking not I look rather.

I'd like to take you and we do Chabou

Chabou. It means "movement".

You want to go?

Nope!

Hello, Vincent, this is Jo. If Josephine.

We were together in 2005.

Do not you remember?

I still can not forget you.

Hello?

Vincent is not.

I made a mistake, I try Thierry.

Ah, it's your dad.

Wait before I pass.

Your mom still lives with you?

Even when I'm in the hole,

I do not care because in the world, only

Angelina and I sleep with Brad Pitt.

Casting messed up and all my ex resettled.

I have no man, and a big ass urgent issues to deal with.

You just eat?

I'll spin you a hand.

- Thanks, you're a real pal.

Springs (mobile)

You do not answer?

No, it's Diane.

This is the anniversary parents tomorrow.

She wants to name my prince charming

for the table plan.

What a bitch!

I load control something for lunch?

And if you ask Cyril?

No, Diane knows.

And Julien?

It is death, he left me a message.

It is sick 40 kind of fever.

That's it! And I'm frigid!

Apartorder sandwiches,

I'm pretty good in the role of the ideal son.

I am free,

if it can help you.

No, it's not what we want.

I'll have a tuna mayonnaise A chocolate donut,

cappuccino with extra cream, and a macaroon

pralines.

Me, I have more hunger suddenly.

You're sure? - Yes, thank you.

It is really too sweet.

Should I make hit by a bus

.

To have an excuse to not go.

Really? Me, I have a better idea.

Turn around. Super, nickel.

With that, he will not be able to resist .

BONSOIR.

Go, go, go.

Chloe? What?

You're sure? Yes, go. It's gonna be great.

Music

playful ...

It sounds.

- Dad?

This is a lady for you.

- Good evening.

Mr. Vissac.

This is the 3rd.

- Mr. Vissac frequent as call girls 2nd hand.

Sad Music (Timi Yuro)

...

Oh!

We will close.

Yes, but now you're open.

While a ticket, please.

You do not have smaller?

Nope.

This is your last lap

and after curtain.

...

Ooh ooh!

Ooh ooh!

She screams.

Let me down!

OK.

Music

playful ...

Josephine screams.

...

Shit.

Oh, shit!

It isD-Day

and I remind you that I would be arriving on the arm of

ideal son to destroy the planet

perfection on which my sister lives. Failed.

Country Music

We do the upbeat assessment?

No dosh, no man and no panties.

And not permit either, otherwise I would have shot a crate.

...

Horn

...

- Ah, Josephine!

JOSEPHINE!

- Ah, Mom.

Sorry.

Your delay on important occasions,

it was used.

But what is this place?

And the man who was to accompany you?

He could not come.

-

I rather think that there is not.

You never normal history.

Ah, Mamita!

And your prince charming?

- You okay? - You're beautiful.

Aymeric, I present to you my sister, Josephine.

- Enchanted. Hello, Dad.

- Hello, my great.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thanks to all.

Thank you very much.

Tingling knife on glass

I take this great opportunity,

this sublime event celebrating 30 years of love

to ask you to marry me.

Exclamations delighted

Diane

do you accept to be my wife?

Yes!

Welcome to the family.

Ah, here it is. This is exactly.

Look carefully, this is time

where I should have close my mouth.

Here. I too I was asked in marriage.

- Congratulations, darling.

Congratulations.

Thank you, Mamita.

It will happen in Brazil.

In Brazil?

Yes.

Marcelo surgeon is There. A great heart surgeon.

He made a fortune by exercising the United States. He decided to return to Brazil

treat the poor.

It starts in 1 month, I am.

A surgeon!

- This is great.

-

It also oversees the implementation of dispensaries

with UNESCO for the Amazonian Indians.

This is a very involved.

- That's great, Josephine.

Congratulations, darling. Bravo.

Aymeric is also very involved

in its real estate business. In Bucharest, he pays his workers

the French rate.

It adheres to the conventions union here.

Yes. A Josephine!

In Brazil!

In Brazil.

IN BRAZIL.

In your happiness.

Thank you, Mamita.

Tchin! Cheers.

Thank you.

Congratulations. - Josephine, bravo.

cake.

Oh, the cake.

* - My dear, it's mom.

Your father and I congratulate you for your engagement .

Everyone was very impressed.

A surgeon in the family.

We are here if you need for your preparations for departure.

We are proud of you, my darling.

Yeah, you're right. One last time. The last.

* - My dear, it's mom.

Your father and I congratulate you for your engagement .

Everyone was very impressed.

A surgeon in the family.

We are here if you need for your preparations for departure.

We are proud of you, my darling .

Music

peaceful ...

Hi. Ca va? Hi.

It's not bad to arrive early.

It is not well?

Damn, that had to be super hard.

Birthday my parents? Brilliant.

You are not obliged to pretend. I'm here.

It eats together this afternoon?

ring On your sister pic?

One number fucks on a porn site?

It's going great.

You're in denial.

You want a cappuccino?

Yes.

'You!

I have two words to say.

Thank you.

You rotten my life. You steal me the most important moments

.

To my communion, you have vomited on my dress.

In my tank, you've called the school

for a bomb threat. In my license,

you spun me a joint.

Tray, you did not have enough revised.

Stop, you hate me.

You agree not the same.

You have invented this Brazilian who will marry you for trashing

my engagement.

A Brazilian!

Marcelo?

You know him?

ChloeI presented it.

Very good. Go casse-toi Brazil.

You know what? Do not come back.

Do not back primarily.

What is this story Brazil?

When I told the man of my life

asked me to follow in Brazil

You should have seen their faces. The kif!

The slut! I have presented you and you tell me anything.

No, because in fact ...

I do not want you. This is awesome.

Go ahead and follow it. You have nothing to lose.

You kiffes not your job, you have not had

guys drinking from ...

You have never met guys drinking.

Then, you're already 30 years.

Go ahead, I am fully with you, Jo.

Dark. Get out there.

I need to see you now.

This is great. I'm happy. You have a little ...

Go on, darling. Go Brazil!

Excellent!

Gilles!

In fact, you met man of your life.

What luck!

It was found completely, Marcelo and me.

It was obvious from the first glance .

"The" meeting!

We will be very happy.

And you, you're someone in your life?

What a relief! You can not know.

In fact, I cry.

It makes pie?

No. I must tell you.

I have to make cuts in staff .

Transfer of people. It is atrocious,huh?

I hate my job.

So when a hand himself employed, it is a relief.

I am infinitely grateful to you, Josephine.

Grateful for what? To be able to fire you.

To live your fabulous love story.

I offer you a dismissal with nice severance.

I sit on your notice period.

I would love to be able to

the same as you.

leave for a new life all.

I'll miss the box.

And you'll miss me too .

Catchy music (Outkast)

...

So? I am licensed.

Too much luck. This is awesome.

...

We rang the doorbell.

- This is us.

Do not worry, it will go.

Come on, Jo. You relax.

- Go like, puts it.

A MARCELO!

Brazil!

...

When I am at the bottom of the hole What has more chocolate

and even live with Brad Pitt comforts me,

I call my therapist. It has a number where you can call 24 24.

Yes, hello, this is Josephine ...

Lapierre.

Oh, I wake up.

I think I lost control of my life.

At the point from Brazil tomorrow.

Ah, it's a good thing?

Exit the shore.

Yes, losing control.

It is absolutely what I do.

I ever wanted to go to Brazil.

0K, OK, it goes like this:

I call you if I go. Here.

Goodbye, Doctor.

And it is at this point that

I fully appreciate the extent of my stupidity.

Gate A40.

Bon Voyage, miss.

I lied to everyone, I

and more work in 15 minutes, I'm going to join my future imaginary husband.

I tell them the truth.

I gotta go. Well yeah. Go.

It is gone.

I'll miss you, my poupette. Promise Me

call me if you need.

Enough. She will join her lover.

It is dangerous, There.

You will get your Brazilian

leaving us misery emotional and sexual.

Hi.

Wait, leading me twice keys with you.

I Brad Pitt look dark and I sublet your palate.

Hi.

Jojo !

I'm sorry.

I blame myself for thinking that your

Marcelo did not exist.

Forgive me.

With Aymeric, we want you to be our witness.

Please, say yes.

We set the wedding date October 2.

You'll be there with Marcelo?

Yes, it is called anyway.

Kisses.

Bon Voyage.

* O

com destina�ao v�o 480 in Rio de Janeiro esta pronto para o ships.

"You will all be missed."

* - Miss Josephine Lapierre is expected

door

A40 for immediate shipment.

Miss?

It's hot.

Yes. Calor.

O que vai that ...

Driving Brazilian Music (Marcus Simeone)

...

No, but it's okay?

This is a panic attack.

What do you have?

I do not know.

I was counting on you to guide me.

One attitude will help you

you turn to your darkness, without prejudice

, with a total naivety.

Why did you lie? Why not tell others?

What obscure and unconscious enjoyment

prevents you recognize the truth?

The door slams.

Josephine?

If I go, everyone will know I lied.

I tell them that the plane had a mechanical problem.

They will all take me for the next flight.

Should I find something.

Whether I am in Brazil.

I have no desire to go Brazil. Shit!

Should I find a good idea.

Good idea that will all shut them.

How does nobody know Where's my suitcase?

Give me an official Airport.

What do you mean ...

Key in the lock

Phone ringtone - Who cares, there has the answer.

Welcome to your new home now.

I make you see the legacy of Jo the apartment of his grandmother.

Here you have the kitchen.

Nickel, Jo is never used.

The bitch! - Lounge.

With very comfortable sofa.

The guest bedroom, come to see.

Furnished with furniture his grandmother.

It is emotional because if aesthetics ...

How would you like to have you tied up on the bed Granny?

The terrace. That's it.

Not really ideal for sunbathing naked.

I love it, be naked.

Come and see. It's beautiful, there is the Eiffel Tower.

Come to the chamber Jo.

It is closed. Listen ...

We have the sofa and peeps Granny.

Meow

And the cat? Brad Pitt?

Do not worry, he always eats the same thing.

Dry the morning croquettes night.

Agreed.

With Jo, he had his daily dose caresses.

You like that, caresses?

Yes, it depends.

It looks like you a blowjob to relax you?

What do you think?

I kidding. You are a little sensitive.

- How are you?

Music

playful ...

Looking death in suffering.

...

Get Brad Pitt.

Here, the finished croquettes

rotten.

Good appetite, Brad Pitt.

I'm dying slab or this guy kitchen great?

The shower stops.

...

Cry

surprise - It's cold. Fuck!

And more, I even croissants in the morning.

Key in the lock - Shit, shit, shit! Mybag.

Where do I put it?

My Bag!

We not communicate a lot, but it's nice the life together.

What?

What is it?

Well, good day.

I saw you wanted to denounce me!

Judas!

At the beginning, it was really cool to have lied everyone.

To be officially gone.

As if I was dead and in paradise.

more I existed and my problems either.

As a secret agent.

The lie is the job I'm quite a beginner.

I called a true professional.

The best mythomane I know, Mr. Bullshit

and new mutt.

It is a master in the field

and then he owes me that.

A lie takes planning. It is thorough.

You must know everything Brazil.

The culture, geography, gastronomy, history.

We must control everything.

Focus on the details. The bigger, the better it works.

I could be very good advice.

When do you have to go Brazil?

October 2. I am the youngest widow family.

I see us already. The white, I black.

A symbol.

It is good, that. This is huge.

Go ahead and watch. What?

What are you gonna say? How you gonna play it?

I am yoursister, show me

the lying dormant in you.

He is dead.

He is dead.

An hour before, I was in his arms.

He wanted a child of mine.

And he died.

Why?

Marcelo!

Killed in the favelas wanting to save the poor.

Why?

Why him? Marcelo.

Come back!

not leave me alone.

So?

You have a lot of potential.

- Oh, shit!

It's stupid when you think about it.

There's a guy with me I can not be with him.

It's a shame.

He could have me a mushroom pizza.

We have watched old movies Woody Allen.

I wonder which he prefers.

Finally, it is not my guy, is Gilles.

Gilles, the boring guy like rain.

Damn!

Music

playful ...

Meow aggressive ...

It stinks.

...

Here!

It has the exquisite air.

So, nuts of St. Jacques,

with prawns in coconut milk and lime

.

It smells good.

This is one of my specialties.

I eat any seafood, if I am suffocating.

She laughed.

Gilles stifled cry.

You should be very crisp with true

haircut

clothes and your age?

I already successful

dressed up like that.

Plus, it would be hard.

They laugh.

Jo knows that you live here?

You pay rent? Joshe cares.

- I do not care no.

Josephine no income.

We need to talk about it, that.

She left with a nice bonus.

It is in the sun with a shielded

guy I care not for it.

a toast was raised to Josephine.

No improvisation, concrete,

credible.

- A JOSEPHINE!

A JOSEPHINE!

Very good. Warning!

A little bit.

Portable

This is Josephine. I answer?

Wait ...

Hello, darling.

You're where?

It is within you and Chloe Rose.

They dine on the terrace it is mild. And you, says.

Put the speaker.

OK, OK.

That's it, everyone hears you.

Gratoas, ou�am isso. It means "Hi girls".

HELLO, POUPETTE.

* - This is crazy, this is me

a land of contrast where nature

reaches extreme excess. Exaggeration!

This is perhaps the key to Brazil.

* There's a wind here This is amazing.

I'm on top of Corcovado, Christ Redeemer

close.

It's crazy. I see the bay of Rio!

I will become a true Carioca.

you,

that there with you?

That we!

Oh, the bitch!

I feel good here.

You can not imagine.

Chloe, I do not know how it was to spend the day

call this poor Alex "turkey".

Hello?

Hello?

I hear you.

I hear you. It is there.

* - Me, it is great.

Marcelo is sweet, caring, romantic

. In addition, it has a great booth

on one of the most beautiful pla ...

It cut.

It hung up.

Why is the turkey?

This is just because your laugh, it's nothing.

I have a laugh turkey and it's nothing.

I had noticed, but you look great.

It will great you.

I serve you?

With pleasure!

I feel tired me

sorry.

I will go. - No!

I feel a bit smeared.

I'll walk you.

Agreed. Goodbye.

Keep it in my flat

I return. Yeah.

- It is super weak for HR.

If I wanted to hit me Gilles, it is dead.

I, for cons, I have a chance. Laughter

There will, I feel the storm arrives.

I hate feeling wet dog.

Go, go. - It is. Thunderclap

Meow Go, go!

Go on, I tell you.

Meow! Meow!

- Come here, my boyfriend.

Calm down, everything's fine.

She snores.

Horns

Music

playful ...

Sneezing

Brad Pitt? What are you doing here?

...

Brad Pitt

Taking breakfast.

Oh, c'mon.

Is it good?

Wanna Spoon?

...

Music

playful ...

You're late.

I did not recognize you.

Oh, Chico Buarque!

Damn, be careful!

It will not?

She sneezes.

I have not missed them long.

You are expected to live a love story Brazil.

Except that I'm not in Brazil and I no man.

What about me?

Half an hour every Saturday it not count.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

You prepare a trip to Brazil?

No, I return.

- Girls, you are wise with uncle.

Their father is not to keep them damn ,

when he has a week for two kiss.

Hush, anyway.

They know that their parent is a motherfucker

like all men of the family.

I'm here, right? - Yes.

All men are not bastards.

Oddly, for those,

it is harder to settle down.

You forget not the school at 8:30.

To Jane. 8:45 Mona. I forgot not his blanket.

I've kept.

Rest.

Thank you. Hi, sis.

I love about you.

- It is beautiful. This is my home.

- Bye-bye.

Oh no, girls!

Come on, open me.

On one condition.

You dare blackmail?

- Yeah.

There is dance.

Okay, I promise.

Can I go? - Yes.

Gilles cries.

His nieces screaming.

- Tonton!

- Girls, come on.

It's beautiful, huh?

How did they build for?

It is a long time.

- This is Gustave Eiffel who built it.

You're our eyes rotating?

- Attention!

A

Two, three.

They laugh.

Go, we go to bed.

It is gone.

- Please.

-

A classical music to fall asleep. - No!

Music! We listen.

It is gone. Cries of joy

Catchy music (Adriano Celentano)

Warning!

Established, ladies.

...

Attention

looking uncle. Shoulder.

Hop, both.

...

Top.

...

Go!

- Like this?

It turns.

...

It descends.

...

- Go Jane.

It follows Gigi.

Direction bathroom

toothbrushing.

- No way!

...

Goodbye. Thank you, goodbye.

You give not your jeans?

Oh no, it is too good.

It goes where? It is up to you.

I'm your knight in shining armor.

I want to see my sister.

I want to spy, what is wrong?

She's beautiful, she's in love air.

Will I tell him that I am happy for her.

Whybought flowers? I do not know.

To his mother, for his office.

We are going to dinner?

No, we follow first.

Quickly! It is there.

Engine

Whirring ...

Madame.

Josephine?

Mr. - Thank you.

Another vodka.

Immediately.

I like what asshole with his big whore.

Eat, you'll be stuffed.

Gender is shocking what I just said.

Y is big here with their assholes whores.

I do not understand.

If he wants to draw poufs, why marry my sister?

I do not know. I know not.

You are sublime.

You must have some idea.

You sleep with me while you're married.

You still fuck with your wife?

It happens to me.

You have other mistresses?

No. We talk about something else?

I'll tell my sister.

It will be unfortunate.

It makes her happy, asshole?

You realize the happy wife?

It is not possible!

I ever want to see you.

Forgiveness. Excuse me.

Dishwasher Smash sorry.

Have market with 12 cm heels quietly?

With 12 grams of alcohol in the blood is a breeze.

Shh!

Music

playful ...

...

Snoring

You're who? You're a friend of Uncle?

No. I am a person.

I is not.

Go away.

If you exist. I see you.

I'll get Uncle.

If you do that, I'll turn into

pig.

You're a witch?

I believe more.

Howling

Uncle, there is a witch. She has big owl eyes.

- It is not.

- But if I saw.

This is a witch, she has everything yellow hair.

I am wrong.

Catchy music ...

When Gilles is not there

I turn around.

It has never done that to me Julien.

I can not take me Gilles head.

What do you think?

Julien, you know.

But Gilles,

must sleep with him before deciding.

This is not negligible, sex.

As odd as it may seem,

it was clear.

Gilles was the man of my life.

This is pretty?

I had more to tell him.

I return, it will be there.

I give him a beautiful statement, it cracks and apologize for my crap

We explain that I was not in Brazil.

As you will love, everyone will find it cute.

On paper, it was clear.

It will, Gilles?

On y va.

Pop Rock (Kim Wilde)

...

Not bad, your costume.

Thank you.

...

Rose?

Look, darling.

Driving Music (Adriano Celentano)

Hop shoulder.

...

It is beautiful, your costume.

You're not bad more in Woody Allen.

Music slow (Bonnie Tyler)

...

You come for the cake?

It is the cake.

Champagne?

Springs (mobile)

course I come to your wedding.

Yes, I have already taken my tickets

Marcelo with me, course.

Very happy, that's great. This man is an angel.

It is soft, romantic, attentive ...

He wants children, kitchen well and is a fan of Woody Allen.

This is a guy for me.

I think I found the perfect man .

I thought not to be so in love with him.

I kiss you.

There is a knock at the door.

Josephine Lapierre?

Hello, yes? Hello.

A signature.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Music

mambo playful ...

Chloe? Listen,

I have a problem.

I see ... Josephine ...

I take.

Bonhomme, what is it?

It is closed.

...

I'm glad you're here.

This is Marcelo.

He is dead.

That's all I have left of him.

I feel so alone.

This is because it is resin.

While there is huge.

You are evil.

I can explain everything.

It's not interest us.

You have not thought too far?

Shall we go?

I did not want what happens.

How?

It is you who havecaused it.

You were happy squatter home.

I take my business.

I'm sorry, I did not mean that. It's stupid.

Here.

You can keep.

Thanks, it will.

Sad Music (Brenda Lee)

...

Springs (mobile)

Yes, Mom? * - Hello Josephine.

While listening to this. It is like that.

Your sister does not want you to come marriage.

She prefers change control. Yes, Mom.

* - You give us concern.

I thought it would be good you go see someone.

I know someone very well.

I gotta go. I'm busy.

* - Listen to me ... That's it.

meowing ...

Hi.

Hi.

Are you okay?

It will.

Excuse me for coming when it was home.

Keep it. I lived at home.

The rest does not interest me.

Take it in compensation at least.

To cut the hot water of the shower

screwed up your rack

terrorizing your nieces.

That's all?

No.

I regret nothing, for I have learned to know you

and I liked what I found.

Many.

You great cuisines well, it is rare.

And you're nice.

We worked three years together. 3 years.

You have had time to see it.

I covered your delays, was bringing you your cappuccinos.

No, I could not.

It's pathetic, but it is like that.

And I'm sorry.

Give me a chance.

You're super sexy in Woody Allen.

Hey, you're back Brazil?

Shall we go? The meeting in quarter of an hour.

Yes, hello.

Hi.

That is salvation.

* melancholic song (Bebe)

...

Bell

Hi.

Hi.

I made my choice.

Me, I think it's your wife who made sorting.

I do not care.

Yes.

You're right.

I'll hosts time that you're organized.

It is us.

Music

melancholy ...

If anyone objects to this union ,

he says now or forever hold your peace.

The door opens.

So, I decided to spoil still life of my sister.

But this time it was for a good cause.

I'm sorry.

Diane, I gotta talk to you.

No, Josephine, not that.

It is really important.

Get out of here, fat ass!

I forbid you to talk to him like that.

What have you invented yet?

Are you coming?

...

You're right.

I can not keep silent.

Calls indignation

I tell you in front of everyone.

Aymeric is not in real estate.

It also tape whores and under your nose.

You deserve it not.

This is ridiculous.

It is not possible.

Forget this guy, he will make your

misfortune or you pass an STD.

Calls

Diane indignation.

It is a shame!

- Please!

You are ridiculous.

Shh!

Good.

We will continue.

Calls

Jo indignation? Come, come, one breaks.

Music Wedding Samba (Edmundo Ros)

...

Do not cry, you've made the right choice.

I know.

Everything was so perfect.

I support not of myself wrong.

Do you understand?

No. There is not a moment in my life where I am not mistaken.

What will I do?

Replace your pants.

You can be serious 5 minutes?

Rarely. You should try it.

Dry your tears. Teach me to be less perfect.

You have messed up your marriage, you have piqued a limousine.

This is the right way.

You're crazy.

Thank you, my Jojo. I love you.

Me too, I love you, my little sister .

Music

playful ...

What's it for?

I had wrong room.

You're a friend of Josephine?

I know not everyone.

Thou art?

Just an acquaintance.

Julien.

Gilles. Enchanted.

You want to wait?

No, thank you, I ...

I prefer to go.

Forgiveness.

- gonna go?

Doblunder in the limo.

I blunder.

Jo?

- Thank you, my sister.

Julien?

I left you 200 messages, you not reminded me.

You make a scene? Yeah.

Put your knife.

That is the roast, not for you.

You do everything to seduce me, but I am more in love with you.

It is because the type that just passed?

What type?

The guy who lived there.

He was looking for you.

You've slept with him?

You've slept with him? No.

No.

Gilles!

Gilles!

Gilles!

Gilles!

Wait, I need to talk to you.

Listen to me or I am crazy to the fleet.

That's it.

Josephine?

Josephine?

Shit, shit!

Stop!

Must stop, bullshit.

Only if you listen to me.

Agreed.

I love you.

And the guy with whom you live, it is okay?

This is Julian, my lover Saturday.

Finally, it was.

Now it's nothing.

I sleep in the guest room. Yours.

Enough.

Trust me.

With you, I feel that nothing can happen to me.

I would like to live with you for real. Rumbles of thunder

Well, I think we did the tour.

Now you know how I got there.

I have invented a life at the other end of the world, then it is sufficient to

look at the other end of my desk.

It is a little problem in my life.

I never could watch the right place. Melancholy

Classical

Romantic Music (Carlton Rara)

...

Well, I always called Josephine

I always

30 years and tonight I start a diet.

A diet with lots of Gilles.

...

Jojo? We run together Thursday night.

It is astonishing, begins to like it.

But given the good dishes Gilles,

it must avoid storing everything in her ass.

I have said a damn thing.

It is thanks to her.

She said she never lie,

it would never selfish.

Jo, she really changed ,

Gilles him good.

I asked if Gilles was not a gay brother.

It not inspire me its Gilles.

I could have let me.

I found an apartment ' in front of her home.

Finally, at home.

It teaches me to be perfect.

We are accomplices.

I do not understand what she finds him.

Level ass, he knows how.

- Oh, Chloe, shit!

Must call a cat a cat.

It is not possible.

A JOSEPHINE!

...