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We're back! - Yes! - And this time it's all about girls who like girls.

- Hot girl queer summer's here.

- This programme contains some strong language

And returning to Italy to play matchmaker...

- Buongiorno! - ..it's the iconic Dannii Minogue...

CHEERING

..who has everything set for the Masseria magic.

- Let's get down to business.

- Ten single girls are matched up and meet for the first time

with a kiss.

- I'm about to kiss a girl that I've never met.

- No small talk. - No swiping on the apps.

- It's just a kiss. - A kiss that could be the start of many.

- She is unreal. - She's sexy.

I'm so excited.

- But when everyone's a possibility...

- Girls, you've got company.

- ..the path to love is never straight.

- Do you want some more girls?!

- CHEERING

- Here comes trouble.

- At the kiss-off,

anyone left un-kissed will be leaving the Masseria.

- Shit. - I love the drama.

- Which girl is giving you that red flag vibe?

- Abbie, do you think Lisha's good at communicating?

- It's either a yes or no.

- I can speak for myself. - I'm not speaking for you, babe.

- Do you feel like you don't want to be with me?

- Romantically, it's difficult.

- I'm never that girl. - You're all over her.

- I don't chase, I attract.

- I just feel like you've been a complete bitch behind my back.

- She's pissed me off. - It's a bit awkward.

- Fucking lesbians.

- MUSIC: Spice Up Your Life by Spice Girls

- I had a sex dream about you. - Oh!

- That's so gay!

- At the end of their summer in Italy, who will turn to a future

together in front of their friends and family?

- Seal it with a kiss.

- Now, bring on the girls.

- Who wants a wee, cheeky lap dance?

- Hearts racing... - Don't let your

girlfriend stop you from finding your wife.

- ..hearts breaking

- I want to know that I'm wanted.

- If I didn't like you, I'd have gone home.

- And it all starts...

- Welcome to Lesbos. - ..with a kiss.

SCREAMING

ALL: - Lesbians!

- Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

- The sun is shining on a brand-spanking new Italian Masseria.

And on their way are ten gorgeous girls

puckering up for their first kiss.

- # Summer's for the girls that run the night, girls

# The change-your-life girls... #

- Let's begin.

My name is Priya and I live in Newport, South Wales.

To describe my sexuality,

the word I would use... Lesbian.

A big fat lesbian, if I'm being honest.

I'm proud to be a Sikh Punjabi, queer woman.

And you don't find many, so rare find.

The queer dating scene is difficult.

I rely mainly on dating apps.

I kind of gave up at one point and put my location in America.

Well, that was fun!

- SHE LAUGHS

- I'm definitely more attracted to masculine-presenting women.

- Are you ready for me?

My name is Naee. I was born and raised in south east London.

My heritage is Jamaican.

Being Jamaican is not for the weak when you're gay.

I used to not like that I was different.

"Why do I like wearing boys' clothes?

"Why do I not like boys?"

I used to have a lot of questions for myself, but now

I'm very comfortable in my skin. I love being me.

The kind of girl I'm looking for, they have to be femme.

I only mess with femmes.

- I like someone who will protect me a little bit.

- If you need me, I'll be there.

I'll do anything you want, within reason.

I'm about to kiss a girl that I have never met.

- No small talk, no swiping, just a kiss.

- Once I turn that corner, my life might change, you know?

- # I feel you so close

# Need you, close your eyes

# It's you and I

# Another time, doesn't matter, we don't care about the others

# We stay dancing all night cos I know you're my lover

# You know that feel off of me... #

- SHE SIGHS

- What's your name? - Priya!

Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. I'm Naee.

- Naee. Nice to meet you. OK.

Thank God - she's my type.

I was so worried about it. When I was kissing her,

I just felt myself, like, shaking the whole time.

But she knew exactly what to do, so...

..A plus. How old are you?

- 26. - 26. 23.

Yeah, yeah. Young.

- THEY LAUGH

- No, you're all right. You're all right, you're cool.

When I saw her, I was like, "She's fine."

Like, "She's a bit of me. She's a bit of me."

- Heels on grass are not a good thing.

- Yeah. I mean, you're walking quite great in heels.

- Oh, thank you.

Practise.

- And just like that, we're off.

Can we have some more smooching, please?

MUSIC: The Look by Roxette

- Gorge. Let's do it.

Are the bangs banging?

- # She's got the look - She's got the look

- # She's got the look... #

- My name's Amy.

I'm a bit of a posh girl. I went to a private school in Surrey.

I'm trying to shake that now I live in Brixton.

Cool and edgy.

I'm femme for femme.

I find it hard to meet girls in real life, because I don't know

if you'd spy me in the bar and think lesbian.

I end up sleeping with friends or, like, dating friends.

Classic sapphic behaviour, I know.

I generally go for people who are smaller than me

because I'm quite tall, 5' 8", and, you know, I want

a little girlie under my arm.

- LAUGHTER

- My name's Meg. I'm from a small town called Goole in Yorkshire.

There aren't many queer girls in Goole, so this experience

is going to be life-changing for me.

I am bisexual.

A lot of people don't actually know I'm bisexual.

Most of the time I do have to say like, "Oh, yeah, I am into girls"

My perfect woman would be someone who's confident.

- I'm very flamboyant, loud, sometimes too much so.

Love to go out kiki-ing with the girlies.

- I am so nervous about the kiss.

- How am I going to kiss them? What if we both go the same way?

Oh, embarrassing.

- There's someone literally just round the corner waiting to kiss me.

Me?! Kiss me?!

- When I walk round that corner, I think I'm just going to be myself.

I find it hard to not be myself. Do you know what I mean?

- # Now if we're talking body - Hey

- # You got a perfect one so put it on me

# Swear it won't take you long

# If you love me right

# We love for life

# On and on and on... #

- # Show me if you want me

# If I'm all that

# I will be your friend

# I will be there, I will be your friend

# Show me if you want me

# If I'm all that

# I will be your friend

# I will be there, I will be your friend... #

- Hi. You're gorgeous.

- So are you. I'm Meg. - Amy, by the way.

Meg. - Lovely to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

She's babes. Like, she's such babes.

It was a really great, passionate kiss.

I love your hair.

- I was about to say your hair's lush.

Gorgeous colour. - Thanks, babe. - Beautiful.

She's stunning.

And you know when someone just seems like they've got

a heart of gold? Like, she's lovely.

Should we kiss again? - Yeah.

- Put your hair out of the way.

- We went in for a second kiss. You know, greedy, gluttonous.

Because she was a good kisser, I thought, "Why not?"

Might as well do it twice.

Look at this place.

Oh, my God. - You guys look great.

- Oh, thanks. - I like your fit.

I like... It's really nice. It's really nice.

- I'm Amy. - I'm Naee.

- What's your name? - Priya. - Priya.

- So how was the kiss?

LAUGHTER

- Yeah, our kiss was really good. - Yeah, it was cute.

Yeah. - So good, I went back for seconds.

- Yeah. - She's a good kisser. - So are you.

- Babe! - What do you do for a living?

- I am a fire-breather.

- Fire-breather?! - What?!

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

OK. - Yeah. - That's hot. - She's a dragon.

You're going to have to show us.

I think my mum would have a heart attack if she heard

that I was dating a fire-breather

because she does not trust me with a candle.

I'm not allowed candles in my house at all.

- Safety first, Amy. But will sparks fly for our next pair?

- # There's a hole inside of me

# And it's shaped like you... #

- Do I look OK?

My first language is Welsh.

I speak Welsh with my family at home.

Caernarfon is quite small.

I have probably been with most of the girls in my town.

That makes me sound like a massive player.

You've got to kiss a few frogs to meet your princess.

My perfect woman would probably be blonde, a little bit

girlier than me.

- # There's a hole inside of me

# And it's shaped like you... #

- Hair is looking good.

I'm Abbie and I live in Brighton.

As a more femme-presenting lesbian,

when I go out, I always get men thinking I'm straight,

chatting me up, which is very tiring.

- Lesbian relationships tend to move very quickly.

You meet them and you move in the next day.

- I could say I can catch

feelings relatively fast, but I've never U-Hauled or anything.

U-Haul is you

meet up with a girl, you go on a date, and the date lasts for

a week, and then you move in together.

- I think that's what I've been doing wrong.

- I'm so nervous for the first kiss.

- I will be swearing in my head like, "Don't do this, don't do that.

"Watch what you're doing."

- I'm trying not to think about it because then I panic.

- # All I want to get is

# A little bit closer

# All I want to know is

# Can you come a little closer? #

- # Desire

- # Hey, hey, hey, hey

- # I wanna turn into you

# Desire

- # Hey, hey, hey, hey

- # I wanna turn into you... #

- What's your name? - Hi. Abbie. What's yours? - Lisha.

- Nice to meet you.

- LAUGHTER

- You OK? I'm shaking.

- Do you want to go in for another kiss?

- # Float on

# Hey, hey, hey, hey

- # The ocean blue... #

- I was speechless.

It was like blonde hair, pink dress. I was like, "Wow!"

You're shaking. - I'm not shaking!

- You are shaking. - No, I'm not. I'm fine.

- Oh, my God, here we go!

Oh. - Oh, they're holding hands.

That's so cute.

- I definitely felt nervous around her.

She's such a beautiful girl.

It was a really good kiss.

- Wait. I want to hear about the kiss. I want to hear about the kiss.

- Yeah. - How did it go? - It was good. - Yeah. - She's beautiful.

- Oh, stop! - You are cute.

It was good. We went for seconds.

- Yeah, yeah. Had a second kiss.

It was nice. - Got to be done. - Yeah.

- Oh, God!

Good kiss? Soft lips, tongue? - It wasn't tongue.

- There was a little cheeky little lip bite in there somewhere.

- Was there?! - Well, that's one way to make an impression.

Let's hope our next girls don't bite off more than they bargained for.

- Ah, what's...?

Ah!

My name is Demi. I live in Hertfordshire.

I'm a baby gay.

I've been out for like two years.

I have kissed girls, but I've never been in a relationship with a woman.

I'm not too sure where I fit in.

I just know I want to be part of the community properly.

I know the terminology. I'm on the internet.

I know, like, I'm, like, a femme.

I like anyone that looks just interesting, to be honest.

Them just being themselves.

And I just think that's so attractive and it's confident

and it's really cool.

- Let's go.

My name is Fiorenza and I'm from Glasgow.

By day, I'm a chef.

By night, I'm a drummer in a band.

When people first meet me, they think I'm going to be more

intimidating than I actually am.

I'm the most golden retriever lesbian you'll ever meet.

In gay terms, it's just someone that's, like, a big softie.

I couldn't even be a player if I tried.

I'd just end up falling in love, honestly.

I'm cringing at myself!

- Kissing a total stranger - I'd like to go in confidently.

I'm going to lock eyes with her. - And just go straight in for it.

- We're just going to...

And hopefully she loves it.

I keep thinking I might touch a boob.

I'm sorry!

- # Look what you made me do

# I'm with somebody new

# Oh, baby, baby, I'm dancing with a stranger

- # I'm dancing, I'm dancing

- # Dancing with a stranger

# Dancing with a stranger

- # Dancing with stranger...

- LAUGHTER

- What's your name? - Demi. - Demi. I'm Fiorenza. Nice to meet.

Come here.

- THEY LAUGH

- You smell amazing. - Oh, thank you.

- Also, I put lipstick all over your face.

- Yeah, I can feel it. - Sorry.

The kiss was good.

It was surprisingly good, considering how nervous I was.

And she's gorgeous.

I was pleasantly surprised.

You look really cool. - Thank you. I like this dress.

- Thank you. - You look good. - Thanks. Tits are out.

- THEY LAUGH

- So I enjoy.

When I first saw her, my mouth was, like, starting to quiver already.

She is stunning and I was like,

"I have to kiss someone with a quivering mouth."

It was a good kiss. - It was all right, you know.

Had better. - You've had better?!

All right.

I can give you better.

- Fiorenza's sexy. Fiorenza's sexy. Like, I'm so excited.

I didn't know what to expect.

But what I got, I'm very much happy with.

- Oh, my God. - Buongiorno!

- Ah, they look cute. - They're holding hands.

- They're holding hands.

We failed. We flopped it.

- Oh, my God.

- Hi. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

I'm Meg. - Meg. I'm Fiorenza. Nice to meet you.

Fiorenza. - Fio...

- LAUGHTER

- My northern accent! - Fiorenza.

What's the accent? - Northern.

- Northern. - I love the Scottish accent.

I'm like, "Keep talking." - Relax, relax.

- THEY LAUGH

- I'm a bit hot. I'm going to put this down.

- Oh, it's coming off!

- Get the chicken arms out.

- Chicken arms! - Sorry.

They're really... I'm sorry.

- The shade. - You look lovely.

You look gorgeous. - Thanks.

I don't feel it now.

I feel like a chicken. - Awkward!

Winging their way to the Masseria is our final pair.

- The singular curl's looking good.

Oh! My name is Georgia.

I'm from a small village called Hunmanby in North Yorkshire,

which no-one's ever heard of.

But it's lovely. It's by the sea.

So, I'm a professional footballer. Love being in a team environment.

Love winning. Like, the sort of highs of a footballer - unreal.

I don't find it easy finding love.

Football, it's the biggest cockblocker ever

cos it's very demanding on time.

I would say my type is quite feminine, but, like,

with a bit of an edge.

- I'm so nervous. Oh!

My name's Cara.

I'm from Ballycastle, which is a wee town in the north of Ireland.

I absolutely loved my upbringing.

I wish I could say I had this really emotional coming-out story,

but I called my brother and I was like, "I honestly think

"I'm into girls."

And he was just like, "I always knew you were a big carpet-muncher."

I would say I'm bisexual.

My main thing is people's personality.

Like, if someone is good craic, I will immediately fancy them.

- My ideal woman, first and foremost, funny.

- Obviously if she was athletic, pretty, like, that is a bonus.

- I feel like I've got the personality.

I'm not awful to look at.

I sound like such a twat.

- Oh, I'm shitting myself for the first kiss.

- Kissing a girl for the first time is way more nervy than walking out

on a football pitch. 100%.

- I feel like I'm going to do something, like, weird.

Like, I'm going to headbutt her. - Don't walk weird.

Don't trip. - I'm trying to, like, not think about it.

- I'm about to kiss a girl and I cannot wait.

- Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

Feels like Christmas.

- # Somebody like you

# Somebody

# I never felt this close with somebody

# Somebody

# Somebody but you. #

MUSIC: Baby It's You By London Grammar

# You, baby, it's you

# You, baby, it's you

# You, baby... #

- I feel like I've got lipstick all over you! - Have you? - Yes.

- Have you actually? - It's probably more on me.

- No, you're good, you're good. - Oh, my God. Sorry I'm shaking.

- It's OK. I'm Georgia. - I'm Cara. - Nice to meet you.

- I keep forgetting you don't actually know my name. - No.

- I just need to, like, breathe. - That's all right. Take a second.

- I'm, like, clinging on to you. - That's fine, that's fine.

I won't let go, I won't let go.

She's a beautiful girl. She's got fantastic hair.

She's dressed well.

Tattoos are cool.

Lovely eyes.

Lovely, lovely eyes.

It was perfect.

- I don't know why I keep doing this.

- It's OK, it's OK. - Getting really weirdly close.

- You can get weirdly close. That's also fine.

- Oh, my God.

She's actually really cute. Like, she held my hands,

made it, like, not awkward.

She seemed kind of like a protector kind of vibe.

- Oh, hello!

- You good? - Oh, my God, no. - You'll be good.

- Like I've known you for ten years. - I know. Just don't let go.

- Are you OK with it?

- Hi! Hello!

- Cara.

I'd say Georgia and I definitely complement each other.

Like, she's making me feel less nervous in the situation,

and I'm trying to do the same for her.

- How was your guys' kiss?!

Pretty good? - Some would say perfect.

- Ooh!

- I'm joking! I'm not actually joking.

- Cara and Georgia, that's basically the perfect lesbian couple.

Like, boom, they came in together, they're holding hands,

they're kissing already, they're inseparable.

Typical lesbians, moving fast.

- So, that's our five couples.

And don't they look great together?

It's almost like someone thought this through!

Here she is, Masseria matchmaker and all-round Aussie legend,

Miss Dannii Minogue.

- I am so excited to be back

and, this time, for the girls.

This is their time for love and their time to be seen.

It's so special to welcome these ten gorgeous girls and help them

in their search for love.

Me, Cupid?

- DANNII IMITATES AN ARROW

- I'm ready.

- MUSIC: Who Do You Love By Riva, featuring Dannii Minogue

- Buongiorno!

- Dannii Minogue!

She looked godsent.

She did. She looked amazing.

Goddamn! - A vision in purple!

- Gay panic. Gay panic. Gay panic.

- Welcome to Italy... - Oh, God.

- ..and this beautiful masseria.

I mean, it's pretty gorgeous, right? - It's unreal.

- So, you've all met your match,

and what a way to meet, with a kiss.

So, tell me, how did it go?

- Good. - Mid.

- LAUGHTER

- Joking!

- Make her feel better!

- I'm actually cockblocking myself. I'm so sorry.

- Well, this first kiss could be the start of something incredible,

so I hope you give this new relationship a good chance.

Will the kisses continue

or will you find a spark of chemistry somewhere else?

- ALL: - Ooh!

- NERVOUS LAUGHTER

- Because, girls, in this masseria, everyone's a possibility.

- LAUGHTER

- Ultimately, you have to find out if there's someone special here

that's just right for you.

Because when this summer of love comes to an end,

you'll face a huge decision.

Will you leave this masseria as girlfriends

and continue your relationship back home?

- Who knows?! - That's the question.

- But for now, be who you are,

love who you want to love

and have some fun.

- CHEERING

- And I will see you real soon, OK?

- Thank you! - Bye!

- What a woman.

- Wow! That dress.

- Dannii is so my type.

Those blue eyes!

She looked hot. I would.

- Join the queue, Amy!

Over on the sofas, it's girl talk

with Demi, Fiorenza, Abbie and Lisha.

- What did you guys think, like, walking out and seeing each other?

- You go first. - Gay panic.

I was like, "Oh!" I was shaking.

Abbie is definitely my type.

She is ticking a lot of boxes. Pink to make the girls wink, innit?

- Yeah, you had a cute face. I was happy.

- That's good! - Little butterflies.

- Wow, OK!

- What about you guys? How was your kiss?

- Um, I think it was good. - Pretty juicy. - It was... Yeah. - Really?!

- Juicy?! - I was joking when I said mid. I was joking.

It wasn't mid. I'm going to... - What does mid mean?

- Mid means, like, average.

- If you said mid about me...

- I was joking! - ..I'd be fuming.

- Joking, I was joking. It was a very good kiss.

- OK, good. - Yeah. - I thought it was a good kiss as well.

- She's...she's very sexy.

She's a good sort.

I think I'm getting shy around her as well,

um, which is a telltale sign.

I probably do like her, so, yeah,

we'll just... We'll see what happens.

- Have you come out recently or have you always known? - I came out, like,

end of 2021. - OK.

- Um, I've never been with a girl before.

Sorry. - What?

- You've never been with a girl?!

- No, like, I've dated guys and then...

- Wow. - Yeah, I've had, like, sex with a girl once, but, like,

she was my friend, so I don't really know if it... - OK.

- ..counts counts, if that makes sense.

- I found Demi attractive, but I'm not 100% sure yet.

I feel like I need to get to know her better cos I came in

and it's just a bunch of lesbians being put in your face,

I am a bit, like...

I've not got my eye on just one person!

- What do you think about the other couples?

- Cara and Georgia are wifed. - Yeah, they look very smitten. - Settled.

- They have claimed their woman. - Yeah! - Definitely.

- Amy... - Amy and Meg. - ..she's giving femme, yeah.

- She's giving, like, dom-femme vibes.

- Yeah. - The way she walks through, I'm literally like...

- The energy is, like... - Yeah!

- ..wow. Powerful.

- What's your past relationships like?

Have you been... Like, have you been in a relationship

with a girl before? - Yes. - Are you a bit of a relationship person?

- Yeah. - Yeah? Like, from... Do you jump from relationship

to relationship? - I've been known to.

- Oh, really? How many?

- Seven. - Seven?

- Yeah. - Whoa!

I've only had one relationship with a girl.

One relationship in general, full stop.

- Really?! - Yeah, she dragged me out of the closet.

- Yeah, when did you come out? - 19.

- 19? - Yeah. - OK.

- I'm curious, what was your first impression of me?

- You are, like, stunning. - Oh, thanks.

- Hair's lush as well. - Yeah?

- She's lovely. She's definitely got a personality.

But there's not that initial butterflies there.

It could grow.

There could be a spark.

But what about your first impressions?

- I thought you were hot.

- Thanks. - Yeah. Good. Tattoos, love tattoos.

- Mm-hm. - I like piercings as well.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Meg is a very hard person to read.

I don't know. She doesn't give a lot away.

I'm going to see. Take it day by day.

I want to get to know her better for sure.

- # Secrets, I don't wanna tell you everything about me... #

- Also wanting to know more about each other

are Priya and Naee, and Priya is poised with the first question

in the Lesbian Dating Handbook.

- So, what star sign?

- My star sign is a Virgo.

- Of course, with the green, the earth. - Yeah!

- By the way, green is my favourite colour, you know that? - Is it?

- Yeah, green's my favourite colour. - I wasn't even going to wear this...

- No! - ..and I changed it.

Oh, that's crazy. - I know.

I was like, "OK, looks cute." - OK, OK. - Yeah.

Taurus, fellow earth sign.

- Yeah, you guys are stubborn as hell.

Stubborn, stubborn. - Just a bit. Like, I'm not...

OK, I'm a bit stubborn. Yeah. - Yeah, I feel like I can tame you still,

so... - Oh, you can?

Lesbians love a star sign.

Naee's a Virgo, I'm a Taurus.

Like, the two earth signs.

You know, they get along quite well,

so I think we're pretty compatible in that...in that region.

- I'm a Gemini. Just saying.

I wonder what's written in the stars for Cara and Georgia.

- The kiss, I was, like, so scared going into that.

- No, I know. - But I feel like it was

not as bad as I thought it was going to be. The biggest compliment

I can give! - That's fine. I'll take that. Not as bad as you thought

it was going to be. - No, it was good. Did you think it was good?

- Yeah, I thought it was good. - OK. We've reassured each other. - Yeah.

I thought it was good you thought it was good.

- We'll keep it at that.

I fancy her. That's a good start.

I get embarrassed saying it!

So, what's your usual type?

- I feel like I would probably say you.

I like a femme girl who's, like, a little bit edgy.

I always say, like... - Edgy?

- Like your tattoos and the way you dress, like, you look cool.

Do you know what I mean? - Thank you. - And, like, your piercings, cool.

Rings, cool, edgy.

And your eyes are outrageous.

I'm really happy with my match

and I think I'd just sort of like to...

..like, get to know Cara a bit more.

Yeah, I'm glad I'm matched with you.

I can't lie. Not one bit.

I'm not mad about it.

- I mean, that's exactly all I want to hear.

- I'm not mad about it!

You know I'm messing. - You're so cute!

- # I just want you close

# When you look so pretty

# Looking at you, looking at me

# That's when I know that you belong with me

# You belong with me

# But when you're sleeping you look so... #

- That's all you're getting!

- # I forget all of our flaws

# I just want you close

# When you look so pretty. #

I had a feeling these girls would move fast!

- # Are you talking to me? #

- Speaking of which, they'd better get a wriggle on

cos it's time to get glammed up and ready for Pride.

- # Everybody, get in line

# Baby, I'm a first-class girl - First class

- # Baby, I'm a first-class girl... #

- I love this. We've basically got ten wardrobes.

- Oh, my God! - How unreal is that?

- Who's a size six-and-a-half shoe? - I know!

- We're gay girlies. If you're going to have a party,

it's got to be a Pride party, you know?

- This year was my first Pride, actually. - Ooh! Where did you go?

- I would love to tell you. I don't know geography.

- Getting ready for the Pride party,

everyone looks unreal.

- When else are you around, like,

loads of girls with the same kind of vibe?

It's such a nice kind of place to be in.

Every single person has exceeded my expectations.

There's nobody who's a dick.

I love it. I want to stay here forever.

- Everyone was serving.

Everyone got the memo.

They understood the assignment.

- Everyone looks so fit.

- # First class - Baby, I'm a first-class girl... #

- You look outrageous.

Cara looks fit.

She knows exactly what she's doing in a sheer outfit.

- Right, girls, let's go. Let's get our Pride on!

- CHEERING

Let's hope our resident fire breather, Meg, also knows

what she's doing because this party is about to get lit.

- # Keep the fires burning... #

- CHEERING - # Keep the fires burning... #

- Go on, then!

- CHEERING

- That's so sick!

- Meg and the fire breathing,

I was like, "You look hot."

Literally. Pun intended.

- When Meg was performing,

my eyes were just glued to her.

- I was like, "Damn, she's got the full package!"

- I could see some people were impressed...

- CHEERING

- ..and I was definitely trying to impress.

- Oh, my God. That was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

- Anybody else got a good party trick?

- # You're free to do what you want to do... #

- Being surrounded by so many queer girls, just makes me feel,

like, at home. It's just like, "OK, this is my scene.

"This is where I'm meant to be."

- # You're free

# To do what you want to do... #

- Hot girl queer summer's here!

- We love a good twerk.

- Just gets the vibes going, you know?

- Priya, like, her outfit, amazing.

She looked bare nice. Sexy and that.

- So nice to have such a big group of gay girlies who just love it.

It was kind of iconic.

- What a great time.

The gayer, the better, I say. Always.

- I couldn't agree more, Georgia.

- # Tell me, how's it feel? #

- WOLF WHISTLE

- All right, babes?

Ow!

- So, who identifies as a Stem here, would we say?

- I am one of the people who, like, knows... - Yeah, yeah. - ..fuck all.

- So, like, let's all explain.

- We're sitting down on the couch and we're learning all, like,

the lesbian terminology, would you say?

- I would say is Stem is... - A stud and a femme.

- ..a stud and a femme.

Like happy middle, in between.

- That's what it is!

- Yeah.

The light bulb. She's like, "Ding!"

- Like I knew it was like a masculine thing. - Yeah.

- Like I'm writing this down.

- When I come to describe myself, I can't even... I don't know.

- Stem. Femme.

- Femme.

- You've only seen me today, though.

- That's the thing. - Yeah.

- We've only seen the fire breather.

- Yeah.

- And we loved it. - Yeah.

We loved it, yeah.

- There's so much terminology that I actually have no idea about.

Like, I don't know, half the stuff.

Right, throw out some more terms, we'll get educated here, guys.

- Golden retriever.

- Yeah, Labrador lesbian - what is that?

- Golden retriever lesbian, I would say, is you.

- Is it? - You. - You're like a masc lesbian.

- I am not. I am hard as fuck. - Ooh, scary.

And then they're actually just like a little, like a puppy.

- Like a puppy. - I would say normally, like golden retrievers

are paired with like a black cat. - What's a black cat?

- A black cat is someone that's like, dominant,

a bit more pizzazz.

- Yeah, like, 100%. Yeah. - Yeah.

- And a bit more like cold and frosty.

- Oh, my God, I'm going to be a cold, frosty cat.

Like, that's what I'll be like.

But have yous always been like, masc-presenting?

- Mm-mm. - You had a femme era? - Yeah. - What?

I wish we could have photos. - I know. I so want to see.

- Well, you can dress me up.

- THEY SCREAM

- Give me that corset.

- I've got so many outfits.

- I kind of, I can kind of see it, though.

- Yeah. - I can imagine it. - I'm a girly at heart.

- I can't imagine it. - I'm just like...

I need to, like, get to know Meg a little bit more.

Like, she's a stunning girl.

I can feel the sexual chemistry a lot.

- Oh, I'll have to keep my eye on you two!

- All right, my darling? - Want a tea? - Do you want a cup of tea?

- Erm... - What can I get you, babe?

- Wait, are you a barista? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a barista. I am.

- You actually brewed that?

- Yeah. Look. Look how good I am.

I can't press it down.

- THEY LAUGH

- I'm covered in coffee!

- And, while Abbie spills the coffee,

over on the sofas, Georgia wants the tea.

- Demi, you're in the hot seat.

Fiorenza - tell me.

- Oh, yes. Oh, I love it.

- Is it a yes? Is it a no? Is it a possible?

- I'm-I'm stressed.

- OK. Talk to us about that stress.

- It's a no-judgement zone. - OK, cool.

OK. Fiorenza's really hot.

- Yeah. - And like beautiful.

I don't want to fumble it cos I'm being awkward

and I don't know how to flirt with girls.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- Sometimes you need to, like, read the room, like.

- Yeah, read the room.

Cos I feel like... - She's quite sensitive.

- Ah, OK.

OK.

- Not, like, I appreciate the banter.

And I'd be like, "Yeah, good." Like, I'll take that banter.

But then I don't know if she... - Yeah.

- ..really appreciates that.

- That's the thing. - Just a tiny bit softer.

- Turn it down a little bit. - Yeah. - OK. - Yeah.

- # You're the one I like

# I will find a reason tonight... #

- You make me feel very comfortable.

- Do I? That's so good.

- Are you happy? - Yeah, I'm happy.

I feel a romantic connection with Abbie.

I am really happy with my match.

I want to explore it.

And I don't want to, like, spoil that.

- # I just wanna tell you that you're really pretty, girl

# I just wanna know if you will let me be your world

- Can you taste it? - You've got foundation on your nose.

I am buzzing that I got a few more kisses off Lisha.

Like, yeah, it's nice. I feel really comfortable.

It just feels super-natural around her.

- Things for Abbie and Lisha

seem to be heading in the right direction,

but in the bedroom, Demi is trying to decipher

where things are going with Fiorenza.

- I have no subtlety, but I feel like I wanted to, like, talk to you

as like a human, and I couldn't.

- Yeah. - Erm, obviously, tell me if I'm being annoying, but, like,

I feel like I'm being awkward with you or, like, really insulting,

and I really... - No, no.

- I really don't mean it like that.

I don't want you to feel shit cos I've been being weird.

I just don't... - No, it's not, it's not you.

It's not you like making me feel... - Cos it's like first day.

- No, you're not making me feel uncomfortable. - OK.

- Don't... Don't worry about that. - OK.

- Yeah. - Cool. - Don't overthink it.

- OK, cool.

- I can be a bit of a shitebag when it comes to, like, girls.

Demi's stunning.

We have been bouncing off each other.

Like, I'm laughing at some of the things that comes out of her mouth.

But after just watching Meg's fire performance,

I'm kind of like eyes on her.

- I feel like I should also make it clear that, like,

I do, like, fancy you or whatever.

- You do? You feeling a bit of me?

- Yeah. You're all right, you're all right, you're OK.

I, I'm, like, attracted to you. You're cool. - Yeah?

- Yeah.

I like Fiorenza, but I can't tell what the vibes are.

I think she's a slow burner.

- OK. - And this is your time to be like, if you fancy me

or if you don't, like, let's chill. No pressure.

- You're wanting to get it out of me?

- Erm, not out of you, like.

- I'm more someone that I need to, like, get to know a bit more.

And, obviously, I didn't get the chance.

Eh, like, seeing where you're at and stuff.

- OK.

- # Just save a little bit of your loving, baby... #

- Something tells me that wasn't quite the answer Demi was looking for.

And, over on the sofas,

Priya's got a question for Naee, Cara and Georgia.

- What is the gayest thing you've ever done?

- What is the gayest thing I've ever done?

- Oh, my God.

- I feel like you know what the gayest thing you've ever done is.

- CROSSTALK

- You start us off, then. Go on. - Tell me the story.

- I was engaged to someone in the military in the US,

and I'd never met them, and it was after two months.

- That's so gay.

That's so gay!

- There you go. Bring me the questions.

- There are so many questions.

- What?

- That's a real peek behind the curtain.

- I was technically engaged for a little bit

to a woman I'd never met.

And, yeah, it just didn't work out.

Stupid old me was like, "OK, yeah, cool. Let's do this."

I was really into it at the time. - Two months. Did you move fast?

I was like, "Damn, like, that is moving fast."

Like, engaged.

- We need a bit of context. How old were you?

- Yeah. - At the time.

Yeah. This was yesterday.

- Damn! It was this year.

Oh!

- THEY LAUGH

- My red flags are going off.

Me getting engaged in two months. Hell the fuck, no.

Hell the fuck. Who moves that quick?

- # Your moves are so raw I've got to let you know

# I've got to let you know... #

- Speaking of things moving quickly...

..what's the chat with Lisha, Fiorenza and Meg?

- How do you both feel about your matches?

- I'm not sure yet.

- Yeah, I feel like you've got to be like that.

- It's too early and I don't want to be too sure. What about you?

- Yeah. Are you happy?

- I think you know my answer.

- Yeah.

- I'm not feeling it.

She's not like... She... Don't get me wrong, she's stunning.

- Do you fancy someone from here?

- Maybe.

- SHE LAUGHS

- Go on.

- Yeah, come on.

- THEY LAUGH

- I might do, maybe.

- But you're not going to spill the tea.

- You're keeping that close to your chest?

- Yeah, I think I'm going to, for now. - OK.

- Till I suss, suss the grounds.

- OK. - Yeah.

- Right, I'm going to leave yous both to it.

Go and get another drink.

- All right. - Enjoy your drink.

- Is my arse wet? - Yeah. - Is it?

- No, it's just big. Juicy.

- THEY LAUGH

- Tell me a little bit more about yourself, then. - About me?

- Yeah.

- Well, I'm from Glasgow.

I'm 22.

I'm a chef. I'm a drummer.

Yeah. - That's mad, that.

- And then I'm in a band now as well.

- She's in a band!

- Yeah, she's in a band! - Oh!

- Yeah, yeah. - OK! - Yeah.

- Most of the day she'd been giving...

You know when someone gives you the eye, like the whole...

..the up and the down and the back up?

And she'd been doing it all day, so I thought,

"I'm going to have to chat to her at some point."

- Now I'm just looking at your lips.

- Are you?

- THEY CHUCKLE

- Why?

- Smile.

- When someone says "smile" you're like...

- THEY LAUGH

- I feel so awkward flirting, you know.

- Is this you flirting?

Or are we just besties? - Um...

- THEY LAUGH

- Yeah. Yeah.

I struggle to flirt so much,

but I'm all about vibes,

and the vibe between us was definitely...definitely good.

I do fancy you.

- OK.

Yeah, the feeling's mutual.

- THEY CHUCKLE

I think we all look good!

- I think everybody came out in style. - This is everything!

- That looks amazing. - I'm choking on my own tits.

How are we all feeling about our matches?

- I don't know. Like, you know, when you just connect with someone

and you get a vibe, like... I don't mean to sound cringe,

but, like, I feel... - It sounds so mutual. - I feel very, like, safe.

- Girl, you've got what I'm looking for. - Yeah.

- I want that instant connection. - It's just nice.

- You've got chemistry. You've got the chemistry. - Do you think?

- Yeah. - Do you think the chemistry's there?

- I'm jealous of the chemistry. I'm looking for some chemistry, girl.

- I'll play wingwoman. - With who, though?

- If you need any help, let's play wingwoman. - Yeah.

Meg's hot. Like, she's hot.

I don't know, I feel like the chemistry's missing a little bit.

I have such a rejection complex.

I feel like Meg's head's not with me.

I feel like I'm not the one for her.

- Do you feel nervous?

- Not nervous, but...

- SHE CHUCKLES

- Maybe a little bit. - Do you?

I'm making you nervous?

- Maybe a little bit!

- THEY LAUGH

- Definitely made me nervous.

She's just...

Yeah, really good looking.

It's the eye contact.

- I feel like I've not stopped looking at your eyes.

- I know. Yours are so brown.

- # Gonna give my heart away... #

- What?

- You know what.

- GIGGLING

# For I've been a temptress too long... #

- I'll let you take your sip.

- I've taken my sip.

- Come here, then.

- # Give me a reason to love you

# Give me a reason to be

# A woman

# I just wanna be a woman... #

- Oh, God.

I just didn't want it to end.

- Yeah, that was a nice kiss.

- Uh-huh.

- I think I've got a wee spring in my step now.

- SHE LAUGHS

- Is it smudged?

- FIORENZA LAUGHS

- No, it's... - I am not... I'm going to go down there with smudged lipstick!

- No, it's fine. Nobody has to know.

- I know, where is everyone?

Are we missing all the drama, or what the fuck is happening?

- Hey. - Hey. We're dishing, we're dishing, we're dishing.

- Dishing. - OK. - So, it's all good.

I pulled Fiorenza and we had, like, a good discussion

where she knows that I'm not a prick

and that, like, she gets my sense of humour

and she knows I was just joking.

I'm excited to keep getting to know Fiorenza more.

I want to give it a good go.

Some flirting in the sun by the pool

I think will cement some things for me.

- # I just wanna be a woman

# For this is the beginning of forever and ever. #

- We did have a kiss.

- What the fuck? - Oh!

You stole her girl!

- I feel a bit friendzoned, I can't lie.

- Girls, you've got company.

ALL: Woo!

- I feel like I'm getting mixed signals.

- I'm still trying to figure you out, to be honest. - Really?

- Like, everyone's single in here, right? - OK.

- Having two girls on the go at the same time,

like, it's nothing foreign to me.

- She's pissed me off.

- Anyone left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

- Shit.

- # Hold on to me under neon lights

# Take me by the hand into the night

# Yeah, we could be the one, oh

# We could be the one and

# Give in, let go Let the music start

# Have a little faith In an open heart

# Yeah, we could be the one

# We could be the one, oh

# Neon nights and we are kissing

# Neon nights and we are kissing

# Neon nights and we are kissing. #