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♪ Show me the way to
get out of this world ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's where everything is ♪
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♪ If everything is goin',
I don't want to stay here ♪
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♪ Who wants to stick around and watch ♪
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OK, 2, 11, 24, you can go home, thanks.
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All right, everybody
else, again, from the top.
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No!
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What is going on?
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Auditions.
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Every year, I hire performers
to dress as Christmas elves,
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and they hand-deliver my
holiday-party invitations.
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- How cute is that?
- You can't do that anymore.
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It's really offensive.
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These are working actors.
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This is a legitimate gig.
I pay double the SAG rate.
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It's still wrong.
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- Why?
- Because... because...
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I-I don't know. I just woke up.
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Can I have some time to think about it?
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Sure. You take your
breakfast to figure it out.
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And if you can't, I never want
to hear about it ever again.
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OK, everybody, from the top!
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5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8!
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♪ Show me the way to
get out of this world ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's where everything is ♪
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Get those shoulders down. All right.
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Snap! Think Fosse, snap!
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Let's go, Deborah. You got it.
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Oh!
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She's out of there.
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OK, we've got Walt McCarthy,
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owns 15 affiliate stations in Missouri.
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Conversation topics
include toasted ravioli,
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doomsday prepping,
and Cardinals baseball.
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McCarthy, Missouri. McCarthy,
Missouri. OK, got it.
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Next up, we have Cort Moreau,
affiliates in Wisconsin
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and southern Illinois.
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Six kids, three cats.
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Smelly house.
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Oh. Ow.
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Are you sure you should
be golfing with your ankle?
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Can't you just emcee?
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The whole reason I took this emcee gig
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was to have as much
face time as possible
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with all the affiliate owners
who are playing the tournament.
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They have a huge impact
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on who the network
picks as the next host.
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I have to charm them
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with personalized small
talk and golf humor.
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By the way, I need ten
tasteful hole jokes.
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- Card me.
- Marty Ghilain.
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From the Palmetto?
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He owns an affiliate in Carson City.
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His third wife wanted
to be a weather girl.
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She was actually pretty good.
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Don't judge a book by
her giant fake tits.
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Bellissima.
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Gender-reveal parties
are literally disgusting.
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- I'm surprised DJ invited you.
- I asked if I could come.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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Fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada,
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please welcome
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DJ "The Love of My Life" Vance!
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Yeah!
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Ow!
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- Oh!
- Oh, yeah!
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It's a boy!
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Boy!
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Oh, Aidan, congratulations.
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Mom, can you please say
hi to my family real fast?
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- Yeah, sure.
- They're watching virtually.
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Oh, of course. Yes, of course.
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Absolutely.
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- Hi, Linda McClellan.
- That's my aunt.
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Aunt Linda. Hi, how are you?
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And Kathy V. Who's Kathy V.?
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Uh, that's... that's Aunt Kathy.
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Ah.
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Ah. Mom!
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What?
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Look, I get that this is super awkward
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and she's the devil or whatever,
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but I still have a
relationship with Aunt Kathy.
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And I want her to have a
relationship with my son.
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It's a boy.
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Oh, God, all of his friends
are gonna think I'm hot,
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and that might be weird for him.
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Whatever. We'll work through it.
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What do you want me to say?
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I didn't really want
to bring it up here,
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but I would like to
invite her for Christmas.
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Oh, you're insane.
Christmas is my holiday.
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She can have 9/11.
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We're the only family she has left.
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She doesn't have any
kids. She's all alone.
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Yeah, well, if she
wants to talk to someone,
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she can take a lap around the mall.
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The answer is no.
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OK, whatever.
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That powder is most definitely toxic,
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and it's in my throat.
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Oh. Good girl.
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Ugh.
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- Thank you.
- Can I help with that, ma'am?
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Oh, that's OK. I can
carry it. Thank you.
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Hey, I know you.
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And I know you, Carter Walsh,
the Comms King of Kansas.
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Hope you brought me
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some of that brown bread
frozen custard, my friend.
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Oh, it's gonna be a fun weekend.
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- Oh, you know it.
- Can't wait to see you emcee.
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Ooh, rock chalk Jayhawk!
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Hey.
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But I'll never get laser hair removal,
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'cause it's impossible to know
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where the culture's ultimately
gonna land on hairy pits.
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- Like, in 2011...
- Oh, my God.
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What?
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Bob Lipka is here.
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He must be playing in the tournament.
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Who's that?
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He's the CEO of the conglomerate
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that owns the network.
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He's the most important voice
in picking the next host.
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This is perfect.
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So there's a rich guy here
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who you want to suck up to
more than the other rich guys?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Whatever.
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Billionaires shouldn't exist.
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I used to have a pin on my
jean jacket that said that.
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Oh, yes, extremely successful,
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high-achieving people must be stopped.
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Well, they have no
regard for the livelihood
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of the working class.
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Bob Lipka and his wife
are huge philanthropists.
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They give tons of
money to the Democrats.
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Whatever.
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Philanthropy is just a
fancy word for tax evasion.
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- But we'll take the money.
- Mm.
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He's even better-looking in person.
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Can I get you ladies anything else?
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Oh, I would love another coffee.
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No, she wouldn't.
Just the check, please.
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Sure.
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We got two hours before your tee time.
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You never waited tables, did you?
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I was a hostess at Joe's
American Bar & Grill
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at the South Shore Plaza,
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but I was fired after one shift
for being too openly depressed.
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You like to say you're
a woman of the people,
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but you've never actually been one.
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If we park at this table, our waitress
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will not be able to turn
it over before the end
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- of the breakfast shift.
- Well, I...
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Yeah, you tried to take work
away from the little people
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who deliver my
Christmas-party invitations.
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You wouldn't let the
bellman carry your bags,
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and he probably lives on his tips.
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And now this.
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Oh, God.
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I think you're right.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Come on, I got to clean my room.
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All right.
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Peter! Aren't those eggs fluffy?
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Go, Padres.
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Hey, you ready to get out there?
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I am.
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I have a request about our group.
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Way ahead of you on that one, Deb.
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I already asked him to put us together.
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Oh, I didn't mean you, but hi.
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Hi.
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Oh.
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Anyway, if you could put Bob Lipka
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in our foursome, I would
really appreciate it.
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Absolutely, Ms. Vance.
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Uh, I'm gonna go stretch.
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- I'll see you out there?
- OK.
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Henry Morgan!
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It's actually Morgan Henry.
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No, uh, I know that. I'm
just a little bit dyslexic.
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Hey, go, Tarpons.
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But we've got to get you
guys a Major League team.
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Oh, well, you know,
we have one, actually.
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It's the Rays, so...
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You could always use two.
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All right. OK, well, have a great time.
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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OK, I'm gonna head to my
room to work on your speech.
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I cannot concentrate
with all your jock energy.
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- No, you're gonna be my caddy.
- What?
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You're gonna come and drill
me on those flashcards.
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- That can't happen again.
- OK. I'll do it.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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You don't want to just go
back and forth, back and forth
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about it for a while
and then finally cave?
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Nope, I accept. You're right.
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I haven't had a job in
the service industry,
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and this will give me some
good time in a support role.
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You are gonna be shocked
at how of the people I am.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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- You're soft.
- I am not.
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You put sunscreen on your hair part.
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My doctor says I have to.
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Also, you have to buy me golf clothes.
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Ooh. Sorry.
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No, no, t-this one, this
one. Don't... just get...
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Get that sock off for you.
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OK. You are good.
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Go ahead, girl.
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Ooh, Theo!
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Gorgeous shot.
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Love that belt, by the way.
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I see what you're up to this weekend.
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Very shrewd.
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Just here to beat you at golf.
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So how's the French whore?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I mean your lovely fiancée.
- She's good. Good.
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We got a house in France, and
she spends the summer there.
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She's there now?
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Yeah, you know, late
spring through September,
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October, November.
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Long summers in France.
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That's why the reception
is gonna be held in...
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Oh, look, look, look,
look. That's Bob Lipka.
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Oh, do I have anything in my teeth?
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Don't look. Check my teeth.
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- No. Yeah.
- OK? OK.
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Deborah Vance, the one and only.
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- Bob Lipka.
- Bob Lipka.
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- Yeah, I'm a big fan.
- Oh.
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Thank you. Of my comedy?
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- Of your everything.
- Oh.
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Hey, Bob.
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Marty! How you doing?
It's good to see you, man.
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- Gonna be fun today.
- Yeah.
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It feels like...
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5 MPH over here.
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Well, we're starting
downwind today, so...
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Yeah, I think north
is in that direction?
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Could be wrong.
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Hey, I'm Ava.
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I'm just filling in as caddy today,
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so I might be leaning
on you for some advice.
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But, uh, yeah, ready
to carry some clubs.
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You don't really carry them.
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You put them in the back of the cart.
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Oh. Huh.
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Seems like the cart is a caddy,
and we're just doing theater,
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but, uh, that's cool, that's cool.
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Also, your vest is on backwards.
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Oh.
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I like it like that.
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Balenciaga.
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You know.
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It's fashion.
258
00:10:47,557 --> 00:10:48,934
You golfed, I assume,
when you were there.
259
00:10:49,017 --> 00:10:50,518
I did. We golfed... I
think we golfed two days.
260
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,270
- Oh, my gosh.
- The course was great.
261
00:10:52,354 --> 00:10:54,814
We're here for the
kids, but sure feels good
262
00:10:54,856 --> 00:10:57,359
- to hit a good one, huh?
- What?
263
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,860
Oh, yeah, we missed it. Sorry.
264
00:10:58,944 --> 00:10:59,945
- Oh.
- Sorry.
265
00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:02,113
- Oh, you're up.
- All right.
266
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:10,121
Ooh, nice distance on that one, Bob.
267
00:11:10,205 --> 00:11:11,248
Thanks, Deborah.
268
00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:13,458
Not as far as mine, though.
269
00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:14,541
You're up.
270
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:17,128
Oh, gosh. Um, all right..
271
00:11:17,212 --> 00:11:19,714
Good poke.
272
00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:23,426
You have a really buoyant form, Deborah.
273
00:11:25,011 --> 00:11:26,721
Hey, don't be afraid to
deepen that shoulder tilt.
274
00:11:26,763 --> 00:11:29,432
Oh, right, thank you.
That's really good advice.
275
00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:31,017
I'll try not to be too afraid.
276
00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:35,313
Yeah, she's really timid.
277
00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:40,235
Nice!
278
00:11:40,318 --> 00:11:42,320
It was terrible.
279
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:44,489
Bob, you got to give
me some more pointers.
280
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:46,324
- All right.
- No, that was really helpful.
281
00:11:46,408 --> 00:11:47,909
- I don't have that many.
- Thank you.
282
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:48,950
OK.
283
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,707
OK, that was solid, but on the next one,
284
00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:55,375
you're gonna want to avoid the slope.
285
00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:58,753
Or maybe you want to aim for
the slope so the ball rolls.
286
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,256
You definitely want to do
something with the slope.
287
00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:04,092
The slope is a huge part
of our lives right now.
288
00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:06,761
- Flash cards.
- Right, right.
289
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:09,514
All right. OK, go for it.
290
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,640
Oh, I know this one!
291
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:13,560
Flat-earther, loves boats.
292
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,396
Allegations against the son.
293
00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:17,606
Barry Plutz!
294
00:12:17,647 --> 00:12:19,149
- Correct!
- Whoo!
295
00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:25,155
Miss, that's the men's tee.
296
00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:27,282
The women's tee's further up.
297
00:12:27,324 --> 00:12:28,783
Fuck that.
298
00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:35,123
- Damn.
- Nice.
299
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:37,459
Sorry.
300
00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,051
I'm in love.
301
00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:52,140
Can I use the women's tee?
302
00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:55,644
Hi.
303
00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:57,896
Come on, come on. Let's work this room.
304
00:12:57,979 --> 00:13:00,941
Hey, Mr. 3 Under Par.
305
00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:05,654
I love your politics. Cheers.
306
00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:07,113
Interesting stuff.
307
00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:09,032
Don't tell anyone,
but you're my favorite.
308
00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:10,367
Oh, so glad!
309
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:12,577
Can I offer you ladies cigars?
310
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,329
- Oh, we don't really...
- We'd love to.
311
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,873
Light 'em up.
312
00:13:16,957 --> 00:13:19,292
You are funnier than Seinfeld!
313
00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:22,295
It's a birthday video
for your grandniece?
314
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:24,005
Oh, sure. Give me your phone.
315
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,590
I'll tell you what...
316
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,883
I'm rooting for you.
317
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,760
Oh, I like the sound of that.
318
00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:32,889
It's a good one.
319
00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:48,863
A-and don't think I haven't
heard about your ski trips.
320
00:13:48,947 --> 00:13:50,282
- What?
- What?
321
00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,700
Renting out an entire floor in Gstaad?
322
00:13:52,784 --> 00:13:54,703
I couldn't decide which view I wanted.
323
00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:57,872
- Ah!
- Seriously.
324
00:13:57,914 --> 00:13:59,499
Also, a little birdie told me that you
325
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,376
are on the alumni board at Dartmouth?
326
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:02,877
- I sure am.
- Wow.
327
00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:04,212
We were just there for parents' weekend.
328
00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:05,296
Aw.
329
00:14:05,297 --> 00:14:06,840
The foliage this year was stunning.
330
00:14:06,881 --> 00:14:09,050
Oh, well, maybe you could put
in a good word for my grandson.
331
00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:11,886
- Oh, I see, ulterior motives.
- Well...
332
00:14:11,928 --> 00:14:14,681
- How old?
- He's due in about 20 weeks.
333
00:14:16,224 --> 00:14:18,768
Can't start too soon, right?
334
00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:19,978
It's for the kids!
335
00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:22,230
I'll do an interview.
336
00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:23,773
For the kids!
337
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,528
What are you doing?
338
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:31,531
Looking for that gorgeous
golf queen from yesterday.
339
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,325
She's behind us today, dummy.
340
00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:37,996
Whew. Good looking out, boss.
341
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,670
There you go.
342
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,255
Not bad.
343
00:14:47,339 --> 00:14:50,050
Well, thanks to you.
344
00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:51,343
I remember you being
345
00:14:51,426 --> 00:14:53,720
a better player than this, hmm?
346
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,723
I don't know what you're talking about.
347
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,725
Hey, caddy girl.
348
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,436
You gonna clean up that
divot your golfer made?
349
00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:02,771
Uh, oh, yeah.
350
00:15:02,854 --> 00:15:04,439
Def.
351
00:15:04,522 --> 00:15:08,610
This divot officially
needs to be re-divoted.
352
00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:09,778
Here.
353
00:15:11,988 --> 00:15:14,074
Get on your knees.
354
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,877
That's it.
355
00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:29,089
All right, all right.
Calm down. Calm down.
356
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,632
All right, back to business.
357
00:15:30,674 --> 00:15:34,094
Our next auction item
is a weekend of pampering
358
00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:36,471
at the Canyon Ranch spa.
359
00:15:36,513 --> 00:15:38,515
Ooh, I love that place.
360
00:15:38,598 --> 00:15:40,934
As an added bonus, I
lost an emerald earring
361
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:42,727
in their saltwater
plunge pool last August.
362
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:43,811
If you can find it,
363
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,939
this package is worth an extra 11 grand.
364
00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:48,775
Give her a show!
365
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,653
Let's start the bidding off at 2,000.
366
00:15:51,695 --> 00:15:53,321
Anybody? 2,000? 2,000? Anyb...
367
00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:55,490
2,000, this table right
here, this gentleman.
368
00:15:55,532 --> 00:15:57,242
Wow, your own plane.
369
00:15:57,325 --> 00:15:58,994
I could fly you to Turks and Caicos.
370
00:15:59,035 --> 00:16:02,497
And from there, you could
go wherever you needed to go.
371
00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:03,999
What an offer.
372
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,625
Deborah! Hi.
373
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,668
Hi.
374
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,461
Glenn! How you doing?
375
00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:09,671
Good to see you.
376
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,673
Have you seen Bob? He
hasn't bid on anything.
377
00:16:11,715 --> 00:16:13,174
I'm afraid I offended
him when I did that bit
378
00:16:13,258 --> 00:16:15,260
eviscerating the Michelin star system.
379
00:16:15,343 --> 00:16:16,970
I knew that was too edgy for this crowd.
380
00:16:17,012 --> 00:16:19,389
I saw him sneak out after
you auctioned off the safari.
381
00:16:19,472 --> 00:16:21,099
Was that a low-key rhino hunt?
382
00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:23,310
Huh? No. Yeah, maybe.
383
00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:26,104
Don't go!
384
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:27,856
You have gorgeous hips.
385
00:16:40,994 --> 00:16:42,370
OK, the '96 Dom Perignon.
386
00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:43,413
- Great.
- Great.
387
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:47,000
- Yeah? Are we celebrating?
- Yeah.
388
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,793
Hmm.
389
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:01,473
Ah, Deborah.
390
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:02,891
Come here often?
391
00:17:02,974 --> 00:17:05,143
Wow, two stand-up comedians
392
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,687
running into each other
at a golf club in Nevada.
393
00:17:07,729 --> 00:17:09,564
You must be like, what?
394
00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:12,150
I just... I flew up briefly for a...
395
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:14,194
Meeting?
396
00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:16,153
Looked like it went well.
397
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:18,448
It did. Yeah.
398
00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:20,617
I didn't realize you saw.
399
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,700
You know what?
400
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,702
I'm glad I ran into
you, because I just...
401
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:26,038
I want to say I hope
there's no hard feelings.
402
00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:30,502
And it would mean a lot if you
were one of my first guests.
403
00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:32,837
You're welcome anytime.
404
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:41,638
All right, well, I'll leave you to it.
405
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:51,273
Whoa.
406
00:17:51,356 --> 00:17:52,524
Black on black.
407
00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:54,276
Billie Jean King.
408
00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:55,902
It's not not working.
409
00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:58,697
I'm not getting late night.
410
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,283
What? What happened?
411
00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:03,618
I saw Bob Lipka meeting with Jack Danby.
412
00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:06,454
- He got the job.
- Well, that's bullshit.
413
00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:08,957
All right, so w-w-what's our game plan?
414
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,292
Nothing.
415
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,793
I'll pay you for your whole hiatus.
416
00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:13,086
You can go back to LA whenever you want.
417
00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:15,130
No, we're not gonna give up.
418
00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:17,799
It's happening.
419
00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:19,676
And of course it is.
420
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:22,554
It was stupid of me to
even think I had a chance.
421
00:18:32,105 --> 00:18:33,105
Deborah...
422
00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:34,566
I don't want to talk about it.
423
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,196
You might want to
loosen that grip a bit.
424
00:19:27,244 --> 00:19:28,578
There she is.
425
00:19:38,171 --> 00:19:39,339
Ooh.
426
00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:49,724
I'll have a Corona, please.
427
00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:52,686
Hey, Deborah, can I buy you a cocktail?
428
00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:54,813
I'll have a Gatorade Zero.
429
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:57,565
Yellow.
430
00:19:57,607 --> 00:19:59,150
Thank you.
431
00:20:01,778 --> 00:20:04,364
Thanks. Keep the change.
432
00:20:10,328 --> 00:20:14,874
I'll tell you what... you are looking
real confident with that 9-iron.
433
00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:15,917
You know?
434
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,753
You are just getting it done.
435
00:20:18,795 --> 00:20:21,381
Hey, Deborah. Deborah.
I'm not... I'm not in yet.
436
00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:22,549
I'm... Deborah.
437
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:36,271
Nice shot!
438
00:20:36,313 --> 00:20:38,356
Would you get my ball?
439
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,407
You want to go to the restaurant,
440
00:20:47,449 --> 00:20:48,533
get something to eat?
441
00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,827
I think I just want to be alone.
442
00:21:02,297 --> 00:21:04,299
- Hey.
- Hey.
443
00:21:04,341 --> 00:21:05,550
Mind if I sit?
444
00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:06,801
Sure.
445
00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:08,887
Thanks.
446
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,640
You're a white-wine girl, huh?
447
00:21:11,723 --> 00:21:16,478
Not usually, but, um,
I wanted to try this.
448
00:21:16,561 --> 00:21:19,814
- It's Cameron Diaz's company.
- Oh, good for her.
449
00:21:19,856 --> 00:21:21,775
Is it good?
450
00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:23,318
That's what I've been wondering.
451
00:21:24,569 --> 00:21:26,196
What do you mean?
452
00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:30,200
Like, isn't it bad that
the goal for actors now
453
00:21:30,283 --> 00:21:34,412
is to, like, be good at art
so you can sell CBD lip balm
454
00:21:34,496 --> 00:21:35,664
or whatever?
455
00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:37,832
But then again, actresses
have historically had
456
00:21:37,874 --> 00:21:40,085
their image monetized
without any control
457
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,419
over how that image was used.
458
00:21:41,503 --> 00:21:44,714
So maybe if this gives
them more power and agency,
459
00:21:44,798 --> 00:21:46,591
- it's a good thing.
- Great.
460
00:21:46,675 --> 00:21:49,344
But then again, doesn't capitalism
461
00:21:49,386 --> 00:21:52,180
only ultimately benefit
evil rich white men,
462
00:21:52,222 --> 00:21:54,599
regardless of who heads any one company?
463
00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:56,059
- So maybe it's bad.
- Well...
464
00:21:56,142 --> 00:21:58,144
But also... Who am I to judge?
465
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,355
I work for a giant media conglomerate.
466
00:22:01,356 --> 00:22:03,942
I'm just gonna go live in the woods.
467
00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:05,527
On stolen land?
468
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,698
Oh, God.
469
00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,366
You talk about this stuff a lot?
470
00:22:11,408 --> 00:22:12,701
It comes up.
471
00:22:12,742 --> 00:22:17,038
Mm, and she keeps you around.
She must really like you.
472
00:22:18,582 --> 00:22:19,916
Yeah.
473
00:22:23,253 --> 00:22:26,339
She found out she didn't
get the hosting gig.
474
00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:27,716
She's really upset.
475
00:22:27,757 --> 00:22:28,925
Oh.
476
00:22:29,009 --> 00:22:31,094
That's what today was about.
477
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:34,639
Well, it's disappointing,
but she'll be all right.
478
00:22:34,723 --> 00:22:35,974
I hope so.
479
00:22:36,057 --> 00:22:37,726
I've known her a long time.
480
00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:41,521
And over these past couple
years, she's really changed.
481
00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:43,189
And I'm pretty sure
that's right about the time
482
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:46,067
you showed up, kid.
483
00:22:46,109 --> 00:22:48,528
Thank you for saying that.
484
00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:51,573
Even though calling me "kid"
is incredibly infantilizing,
485
00:22:51,615 --> 00:22:52,907
it's also charming.
486
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,083
Merde.
487
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:05,003
I got to FaceTime with
a French wedding florist.
488
00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:08,089
Au revoir.
489
00:23:15,472 --> 00:23:18,767
I don't think caddies are
allowed to drink up here.
490
00:23:19,851 --> 00:23:21,770
Oh. Sorry, sh...
491
00:23:21,853 --> 00:23:25,357
- I guess I'll leave.
- I think you should.
492
00:23:27,776 --> 00:23:29,444
And I think you should come to my room.
493
00:24:07,649 --> 00:24:08,942
Good evening.
494
00:24:10,902 --> 00:24:12,320
I thought I better get
in some practice swings
495
00:24:12,362 --> 00:24:14,531
after you destroyed
me on the course today.
496
00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:19,160
I had no idea you were so good.
497
00:24:19,202 --> 00:24:20,996
Nobody does.
498
00:24:23,665 --> 00:24:25,333
Where's your security?
499
00:24:25,417 --> 00:24:27,961
Oh, I put a mop and some
pillows under my blanket.
500
00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:32,799
I was kidding.
501
00:24:32,841 --> 00:24:34,426
I gave him the night off.
502
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:48,523
Mm.
503
00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:55,030
Ooh.
504
00:24:55,071 --> 00:24:57,198
Oh, yeah, you stink.
505
00:24:59,868 --> 00:25:02,245
What... what was that?
506
00:25:02,329 --> 00:25:05,707
I said you fucking stink.
507
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:08,543
Did you not shower after you
carried those clubs all day?
508
00:25:08,627 --> 00:25:11,379
Hmm?
509
00:25:11,463 --> 00:25:14,883
Oh, uh... I... I... I did.
510
00:25:14,966 --> 00:25:16,718
I washed my hair, even.
511
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,470
No.
512
00:25:18,553 --> 00:25:21,181
I think you need a shower, caddy girl.
513
00:25:25,644 --> 00:25:26,978
Hold on. Sorry.
514
00:25:27,062 --> 00:25:30,231
Um, I just want to be
clear about one thing.
515
00:25:30,315 --> 00:25:33,026
Um, I'm not actually a caddy.
516
00:25:33,068 --> 00:25:36,071
What? You were caddying.
517
00:25:36,112 --> 00:25:37,697
- Mm.
- Oh, my God.
518
00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:41,409
Yeah. No, um, I-I was just
filling in for the weekend.
519
00:25:41,451 --> 00:25:43,203
I actually work
full-time as a co-producer
520
00:25:43,245 --> 00:25:45,247
on a topical comedy variety show,
521
00:25:45,288 --> 00:25:46,873
which has been such a cool experience...
522
00:25:46,915 --> 00:25:49,793
to use my comedy skills
to engage with real issues.
523
00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:50,961
What?
524
00:25:51,044 --> 00:25:52,837
All right.
525
00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:55,674
Hold on. Is that a deal-breaker for you?
526
00:25:55,757 --> 00:25:58,385
Yeah. This entire
situation is fucked now.
527
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,345
Well, wait.
528
00:26:00,387 --> 00:26:02,806
Were you only into me
'cause I was a caddy?
529
00:26:02,889 --> 00:26:04,516
Yes.
530
00:26:04,599 --> 00:26:06,017
OK.
531
00:26:06,101 --> 00:26:07,936
Is this, like, some weird power thing
532
00:26:07,978 --> 00:26:09,271
where you only wanted to fuck me
533
00:26:09,312 --> 00:26:11,564
because I'm your
working-class subordinate?
534
00:26:11,606 --> 00:26:13,525
- Kind of problematic.
- Oh, God.
535
00:26:13,608 --> 00:26:15,860
Everything is so problematic these days.
536
00:26:15,944 --> 00:26:18,238
What, are you gonna
lecture me on inclusivity,
537
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,032
tell me how I can't fund fracking?
538
00:26:21,116 --> 00:26:22,784
Fra... fracking?
539
00:26:22,826 --> 00:26:24,411
Are you a Republican?
540
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:25,787
Obviously.
541
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:28,373
Oh, my God, that was
not on your flash card.
542
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:31,126
It just said you were a
mother to two German shepherds!
543
00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:32,544
What?
544
00:26:32,627 --> 00:26:35,630
You're a gay Republican?
How does that make sense?
545
00:26:35,672 --> 00:26:37,966
You're a co-producer
pretending to be a caddy.
546
00:26:38,008 --> 00:26:40,427
- How does that make sense?
- I don't know! It doesn't.
547
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,012
I was just trying to be a good person,
548
00:26:42,095 --> 00:26:44,180
and ethical consumption
is fucking impossible!
549
00:26:44,264 --> 00:26:45,974
Where is my shirt?
550
00:26:46,016 --> 00:26:49,269
I was really looking forward
to pissing on a caddy.
551
00:26:49,311 --> 00:26:51,521
You were not gonna piss on me!
552
00:26:51,605 --> 00:26:53,523
- Yeah, I was.
- No, you weren't.
553
00:26:53,607 --> 00:26:56,359
Yes, I was. I was going
to piss all over you.
554
00:26:56,443 --> 00:26:58,153
You weren't gonna piss on me, no.
555
00:26:58,194 --> 00:27:00,071
Oh, wow, a liberal kink-shamer.
556
00:27:00,155 --> 00:27:02,157
I thought you people were
supposed to be sex-positive.
557
00:27:02,198 --> 00:27:03,241
Oh, my God.
558
00:27:03,325 --> 00:27:05,410
I would happily let
a socialist pee on me!
559
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,579
Buh-bye, lady.
560
00:27:07,662 --> 00:27:09,456
Your loss!
561
00:27:17,339 --> 00:27:20,342
You know, people are probably
afraid to tell you this,
562
00:27:20,383 --> 00:27:23,511
but your swing sucks.
563
00:27:23,553 --> 00:27:25,347
- Really?
- Yeah, what do they call you?
564
00:27:25,430 --> 00:27:27,682
Oh, yeah, Slice and Dice Lipka.
565
00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:29,643
Now, that's just mean.
566
00:27:31,686 --> 00:27:33,855
OK, don't hold back.
567
00:27:33,939 --> 00:27:35,148
Well, I don't know where to start.
568
00:27:35,190 --> 00:27:37,609
I mean, just... the way
you address the ball,
569
00:27:37,651 --> 00:27:39,861
you got to keep your left
foot lined up with the club.
570
00:27:39,903 --> 00:27:40,903
Which I do.
571
00:27:40,904 --> 00:27:41,904
Turn your club face a little bit.
572
00:27:41,905 --> 00:27:43,073
Turn your club face a little bit.
573
00:27:43,156 --> 00:27:44,156
OK.
574
00:27:44,157 --> 00:27:45,367
And keep your left arm straighter.
575
00:27:45,408 --> 00:27:47,244
All right.
576
00:27:47,327 --> 00:27:48,536
Like this?
577
00:27:48,578 --> 00:27:50,080
Yeah.
578
00:27:50,163 --> 00:27:52,082
All right.
579
00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:56,920
That was pathetic.
580
00:27:57,003 --> 00:27:59,214
- Pathetic?
- Mm-hmm.
581
00:27:59,256 --> 00:28:01,925
Well, why don't you come
over here and show me?
582
00:28:02,008 --> 00:28:04,552
Jesus Christ, I got to
do everything myself.
583
00:28:04,594 --> 00:28:07,514
OK, remember, you're not
playing fucking baseball!
584
00:28:28,285 --> 00:28:29,578
- Feel that?
- Yeah, I feel that.
585
00:28:29,661 --> 00:28:30,912
All the power comes from your hips.
586
00:28:30,996 --> 00:28:33,248
And then your chest, your chest
587
00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:35,834
ends up like that, right?
588
00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:38,378
You follow with your chest, like that.
589
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,713
How about here?
590
00:28:41,923 --> 00:28:43,341
That works.
591
00:28:43,425 --> 00:28:45,677
Yeah.
592
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,512
I think so too.
593
00:28:59,899 --> 00:29:01,776
I think you already know this,
594
00:29:01,818 --> 00:29:03,820
but we made a decision about the show.
595
00:29:03,903 --> 00:29:05,405
I know.
596
00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:38,480
You dirty diva.
597
00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:44,486
Get it, Derba.
598
00:29:50,116 --> 00:29:52,911
Excusez-moi, Miss Thang!
599
00:29:52,994 --> 00:29:55,038
I saw you doing the walk
of shame this morning.
600
00:29:55,121 --> 00:29:56,665
High five.
601
00:29:56,706 --> 00:29:58,208
I don't want to talk about it.
602
00:29:58,291 --> 00:30:00,210
Oh, come on. What happened?
603
00:30:00,293 --> 00:30:01,836
Who happened? Marty?
604
00:30:02,963 --> 00:30:05,382
Oh, no, Deborah, not Bill
Blort from Cincinnati.
605
00:30:05,465 --> 00:30:06,967
No.
606
00:30:07,008 --> 00:30:09,010
Bob Lipka.
607
00:30:09,052 --> 00:30:11,263
Oh, shit. Nice.
608
00:30:11,346 --> 00:30:13,556
No, not nice. Mistake.
609
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,433
Pack your things. We're leaving early.
610
00:30:15,517 --> 00:30:16,768
I'm not gonna finish the tournament.
611
00:30:16,851 --> 00:30:18,186
Wait, why are you so upset?
612
00:30:18,270 --> 00:30:21,147
Oh, God! I don't know what came over me.
613
00:30:21,231 --> 00:30:23,942
I was so mad, I just...
614
00:30:24,025 --> 00:30:26,319
The meaner I was to him,
the more into me he was!
615
00:30:26,361 --> 00:30:28,363
I just got swept up.
616
00:30:28,405 --> 00:30:29,614
Makes sense.
617
00:30:29,656 --> 00:30:31,491
Half the dudes here
are probably pain pigs.
618
00:30:32,534 --> 00:30:35,328
I don't sleep with married men.
619
00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:36,955
Haven't you and Marty...
620
00:30:37,038 --> 00:30:39,541
No, never when he's been married.
621
00:30:39,624 --> 00:30:40,875
I don't get it.
622
00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:43,044
You're not exactly a rule follower.
623
00:30:43,128 --> 00:30:44,546
You care about monogamy?
624
00:30:44,588 --> 00:30:45,797
I follow rules.
625
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,757
You've literally committed voter fraud.
626
00:30:47,841 --> 00:30:49,634
You vote in Nevada and Florida.
627
00:30:49,718 --> 00:30:52,262
I got confused once, and
I regret ever telling you.
628
00:30:53,388 --> 00:30:54,472
Oh, I feel sick.
629
00:30:54,514 --> 00:30:56,349
You have to be kinder to yourself.
630
00:30:56,391 --> 00:30:58,560
Also, you've had a really tough weekend.
631
00:30:58,602 --> 00:30:59,644
It's OK.
632
00:30:59,728 --> 00:31:02,814
I swore when this happened to me...
633
00:31:02,897 --> 00:31:05,442
I would never be the other woman.
634
00:31:05,525 --> 00:31:07,819
OK, well, fucking a married man once
635
00:31:07,902 --> 00:31:10,947
is not the same as marrying
your sister's husband.
636
00:31:11,031 --> 00:31:13,533
- It's just not who I am.
- I get it.
637
00:31:13,575 --> 00:31:15,785
It's important to have values.
638
00:31:15,869 --> 00:31:17,704
But sometimes you make a mistake,
639
00:31:17,746 --> 00:31:19,414
end up in bed with an oil heiress
640
00:31:19,497 --> 00:31:21,041
who wants to pee on ya.
641
00:31:26,755 --> 00:31:28,340
My point is...
642
00:31:28,423 --> 00:31:31,092
trying to be a good person is hell.
643
00:31:31,134 --> 00:31:32,928
But at least you're trying.
644
00:31:32,969 --> 00:31:34,596
And I don't know, maybe
it'll help you get, like,
645
00:31:34,638 --> 00:31:36,681
1% over what happened with Kathy.
646
00:31:45,023 --> 00:31:47,525
You want me to sit on your
suitcase so you can zip it?
647
00:31:47,609 --> 00:31:49,736
Yes, please.
648
00:31:49,778 --> 00:31:51,696
OK.
649
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,406
Also, what happened to your hair, girl?
650
00:31:53,448 --> 00:31:55,200
You guys go swimming?
651
00:31:55,283 --> 00:31:56,743
I don't know.
652
00:31:56,785 --> 00:31:58,662
I think I made him sit in the shower.
653
00:31:58,745 --> 00:31:59,996
Oh.
654
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,498
Freak nasty.
655
00:32:09,756 --> 00:32:12,259
- Thank you.
- No problem.
656
00:32:16,763 --> 00:32:19,557
- Kathy Vance?
- Yes?
657
00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,142
You are cordially invited
658
00:32:21,184 --> 00:32:26,147
to attend Deborah Vance's
Vegas Christmas Spectacular.
659
00:32:26,189 --> 00:32:28,316
My sister, Deborah Vance?
660
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,318
Is this a prank?
661
00:32:30,402 --> 00:32:33,238
I-I don't know. I'm just the messenger.
662
00:32:34,406 --> 00:32:35,824
Thank you.
663
00:32:35,865 --> 00:32:39,286
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
664
00:32:39,369 --> 00:32:41,496
Nobody tips anymore.
665
00:32:45,542 --> 00:32:50,542
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