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PREVIOUSLY ON
"GREY'S ANATOMY"...
HOW HOT IS THE SEX?

SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL THIS
A RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S JUST THAT I HARDLY KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.

WE'RE HAVING SEX EVERY NIGHT.
I THINK I DESERVE DETAILS.

YOU HAVE MORE DETAILS
THAN MOST.

WHAT MAKES A HOTSHOT DOC
LEAVE THE BIG APPLE FOR SEATTLE?

THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.

ADOPTION? KEEPING THE BABY?

I KNOW THIS IS
A DIFFICULT DECISION.

I'M NOT INTERESTED.

I AM NOT YOUR SISTER!
I AM A MAN!

YOU NEED TO GET LAID.
SEE THAT NURSE OVER THERE?

SHE'S SINGLE.
SHE'S GOT RED HAIR.

GO ASK HER OUT.

SMOOTH MOVES, DOCTOR.

WHO IS THAT?
THAT'S DAD.

WHAT'S HER DIAGNOSIS?
ALZHEIMER'S.

SHE DOESN'T WANT
ANYONE TO KNOW.

I'M THE ONLY PERSON
SHE'LL ALLOW TO SEE HER.

Grey:

MEDICINE HAS A WAY
OF EXPOSING THE LIES.

WITHIN THE WALLS
OF THE HOSPITAL,

THE TRUTH IS STRIPPED BARE.

HOW WE KEEP OUR SECRETS
OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL --

WELL,
THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

OH, NO.

Stephens: GEORGE.

YOU LOCKED THE DOOR.
I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER.

UH -- UH, I'LL BE OUT
IN A MINUTE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE?

IT'S PRIVATE.

OH. OH, GOD.
I'M SORRY. I GET IT.

I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.

NO, IT'S NOT THAT!

IT'S OKAY.
TAKE YOUR TIME.

I AM NOT DOING
WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING.

THERE'S REALLY
NO NEED TO EXPLAIN.

I'LL WAIT.
YOU JUST...FINISH.

NO, I'M -- I'M COMING.
I'M COMING OUT!

ONE THING IS CERTAIN.

WHATEVER IT IS
WE'RE TRYING TO HIDE,

WE'RE NEVER READY
FOR THAT MOMENT

WHEN THE TRUTH GETS NAKED.

Dr. Grey, this is Ms. Henry
from the nursing home.

I'M CALLING
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
Is she all right?

OH, IT'S NOTHING
LIKE THAT.

Can I call you later,
then?

Uh, I just wanted to --
I HAVE TO GO.

OH, MY GOD.

WHO IS CALLING YOU
AT THIS HOUR?

IT'S A WRONG NUMBER.

THERE'S NO REASON
TO BE ASHAMED.

IT'S NORMAL.
HEALTHY, EVEN.

I'M NOT ASHAMED 'CAUSE
I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.

I DON'T HAVE TO.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND?

AN ACTUAL GIRLFRIEND.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE.
I GET IT. YOU HAVE NEEDS.

OH!

WHAT IS GOING ON
OUT HERE?

NOTHING.

NOTHING.
NOTHING.

HE'S FREAKED OUT 'CAUSE
I CAUGHT HIM PLAYING WITH
LITTLE JIMMY AND THE TWINS.

I HAVE GIRLFRIEND.

OKAY.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN
OUT HERE.

AREN'T YOU GONNA GET THAT?
IT MIGHT BE THE HOSPITAL.

IT'S NOT. BREAKFAST?

THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH SECRETS --

NO, LOOK,
I TOLD YOU PEOPLE --

I'M NOT COMING IN
FOR A COUNSELING SESSION.

I KNOW ALL MY OPTIONS.

UH, WELL, I MADE MY DECISION,
AND I MADE MY APPOINTMENT.

I'LL BE THERE ON THE 16th.

THEY PILE UP AND UP UNTIL
THEY TAKE OVER EVERYTHING...

I PAGED YOU LAST NIGHT.
I WASN'T ON CALL.

THAT'S NOT WHY I PAGED YOU.

YOU COULD GIVE ME
YOUR HOME NUMBER.

UM, BURKE...

UH, I GOTTA GO.

...UNTIL YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR ANYTHING ELSE.

UNTIL YOU'RE SO FULL
OF SECRETS,

YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE GOING TO BURST.

I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME
THE OTHER NIGHT.

YEAH, ME TOO.

ARE YOU, UH, FEELING OKAY
AND EVERYTHING?

I'M GOOD.

GREAT NOW THAT I
GOT TO SEE YOU. WHY?

OH, NO REASON.
I'M GOOD, TOO, YOU KNOW?

REALLY GOOD.
YOU KNOW.

BUT UM...
A LITTLE ITCHY.

GEORGE.

HEY.
OLIVIA.

HI, DR. STEVENS.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

OKAY.

BYE.

YEAH.
SHE'S INTO ME.

WAY TO GO, GEORGE.
SHE'S CUTE.

SO, THIS MORNING,
YOU REALLY WEREN'T...

ANYTIME YOU WANT TO
APOLOGIZE.

THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THE BATHROOM FOR SO LONG?

I HAVE TO GO.

UM...

I KNOW I'M PRETTY TO LOOK AT
AND ALL, GEORGE, BUT BACK UP.

I NEED TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING.

I'M WAITING.

I SEEM TO BE HAVING
THIS SKIN...THING GOING ON,

LIKE A RASH, REALLY.

AND I THINK I KNOW
WHAT IT IS,

BUT I CAN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH
TO TELL FOR SURE.

LET'S SEE IT.

IT'S KIND OF LOCATED IN AN,
UM, YOU KNOW, PRIVATE --

YOU'RE A DOCTOR, GEORGE.
IT'S CALLED A PENIS.

YOU HAVE A RASH
ON YOUR PENIS?

I THINK I CAN DESCRIBE IT.

UM, IT'S K-- RED.

JUST COME ON.

JUST SHOW ME YOUR JUNK
SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH.

SO?

DUDE, YOU'VE GOT SYPHILIS.

PATIENT PRESENTED WITH ABDOMINAL
PAIN AND BLOOD IN HIS URINE.

ONCE HIS WORK-UP
CAME BACK UNREVEALING,

THE UROLOGIST SUGGESTED
A CYSTOSCOPY.

REASON?

TO GET A LOOK
INSIDE THE BLADDER.

I APPRECIATE YOU
DOING THIS, PRESTON.

I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE
OUT OF YOUR FIELD.

THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

IT GIVES MY INTERNS
SOMETHING TO DO.

I HAVE A FEELING
YOU KEEP THEM PLENTY BUSY.

WE WERE IN THE SAME FRAT
AT TULANE.

IT'S GONE FROM TORTURING PLEDGES
TO TORTURING INTERNS.

AM I RIGHT?

BE VERY CAREFUL
HOW YOU TWO ANSWER THAT.

I COULD TELL SOME STORIES.

BILL, YOU HAVE A CAMERA
SNAKING UP YOUR MOJO.

IT'S NOT THE TIME
TO CROSS ME.

IT ISN'T ANYTHING
TOO SERIOUS?

THAT'S WHAT THIS PROCEDURE
WILL TELL US.

YOU DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ANYTHING

BUT GROWING MY GODSON
IN THERE.

HE KICKS LIKE YOU
WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

A BADASS,
JUST LIKE HIS FATHER.

MOVE A LITTLE
TO THE RIGHT.

YOUR OTHER RIGHT.

THERE.

WHAT DO YOU SEE?
WHAT IS IT?

COULD BE
ANY NUMBER OF THINGS.

O'MALLEY, TAKE A BIOPSY
OF THE MASS.

DR. KAREV,
SCHEDULE A C.T.

LET'S NOT WORRY
UNTIL WE HAVE TO.

Webber:
THERE'S TOO MUCH DAMAGE.

WE'LL HAVE TO REMOVE
MOST OF THE COLON

INSTEAD OF A LOCAL RESECTION.

MM.

YOU GOTTA PUSH IT UP.

MORE SUTURE.

AND WHAT'S WITH THESE
DAMN LIGHTS IN HERE?

Yang: MR. FRANKLIN, HOW LONG HAS
YOUR ABDOMEN BEEN LIKE THIS?

IT'S BEEN GETTING BIGGER
FOR A WHILE.

I TOLD HIM THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG.

NO ONE GETS FAT
LIKE THIS SO FAST.

EVERYBODY TOLD HIM.

HE HAS DULLNESS TO PERCUSSION
AND SPIDER ANGIOMAS.

WHAT'S ALL THAT MEAN?

WE HAVE TO RUN SOME TESTS.

GREAT.

WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST US
THIS TIME?

ALICE, DON'T.

HI, UH, RESULTS
FOR GEORGE O'MALLEY?

I DON'T SEE IT HERE.
WHAT'S THE PATIENT'S NAME?

O'MALLEY, GEORGE. LOOK,
IT'S JUST A SIMPLE BLOOD TEST.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

FRANKLIN, JORDAN.
I NEED THESE BACK ASAP.

WHAT A SHOCKER.

HEY, WHAT DID YOU GET,
SOMETHING GOOD?

SYPHILIS? THAT'S NOT SURGICAL.
WHO HAS SYPHILIS?

EXCUSE US.
SORRY.

YOU HAVE SYPHILIS?
SHH!

I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED.

OF COURSE YOU DO.

OLIVIA MUST REALLY
BE GETTING AROUND.

SHE'S NOT LIKE THAT.

IT'S A NEW MILLENNIUM,
GEORGE.

THE ONLY PEOPLE
WHO AREN'T LIKE THAT

ARE THE AMISH
AND, APPARENTLY, YOU.

YOU DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'VE BEEN SLEEPING AROUND.

MAYBE I GOT LADIES.

SHUT UP.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
IT'S NO BIGGIE.

A COUPLE DOSES OF PENICILLIN
WILL KNOCK IT RIGHT OUT.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
ABOUT OLIVIA?

FOR STARTERS,
STOP SLEEPING WITH HER,

UNLESS YOU WANT THAT THING
TO FALL OFF.

OKAY, THAT IS TWICE
THAT YOU HAVE TRASH-TALKED

THE GIRL THAT I COULD
ONE DAY POTENTIALLY --

WELL, NOT LOVE,
BUT LIKE A WHOLE LOT.

IF SHE GAVE IT TO YOU,
YOU HAVE TO TELL HER.

THREE.

FINE.
SHE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO YOU.

SHE WAS A VIRGIN
WHEN YOU MET.

YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL HER
SO SHE CAN GET TESTED.

OH, YEAH?

HOW AM I GONNA TELL HER?

"UH, HEY, OLIVIA.
HOW YOU DOING?

BY THE WAY, I GOT THE SYPH.
HOW ABOUT YOU?"

MAYBE NOT QUITE LIKE THAT.

NO, IT'S GOOD ADVICE,
REALLY GOOD ADVICE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Webber:
RETRACT HERE.

OH! THIS JUST
ISN'T HOLDING.

GIVE ME A BIGGER RETRACTOR,
PLEASE.

SORRY, DOCTOR.

IT WASN'T YOU.

DR. BAILEY,
YOU CAN FINISH THIS.

UH, THANK YOU, CHIEF.
I APPRECIATE THE OPPORTUNITY.

I'LL JUST...

Karev:
I GOTTA SAY, GEORGE,

I DIDN'T THINK
YOU HAD IT IN YOU.

IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES.

SO, WHO'S THE WOMAN?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

OH, COME ON.

WHO GAVE YOU THE COOTIES
ON THE PLAYGROUND?

YOU MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING
LIKE THIS BEFORE, RIGHT?

I NEVER TALK ABOUT MY PENIS
WITH OTHER MEN.

I DON'T N--
EITHER, NORMALLY.

WE BETTER GET BURKE.

MR. FRANKLIN?

YOU HAVE A CONDITION
KNOWN AS ASCITES.

OH, MY GOD.
I KNEW IT WAS TERRIBLE.

IT JUST MEANS THERE'S FLUID
IN THE PERITONEAL CAVITY --

THE ABDOMEN.

AND THE SWELLING IS PRESSING
AGAINST YOUR LUNGS,

WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE HAVING
TROUBLE BREATHING.

IN YOUR CASE, IT LOOKS LIKE
A SYMPTOM OF LIVER DISEASE.

AND IT ALL COMES TOGETHER.

ALICE, NOT NOW.

IS THERE SOMETHING
WE SHOULD KNOW?

I DRINK A BIT.

THAT'S THE UNDERSTATEMENT
OF THE YEAR.

THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.
HEY!

I'M ONLY HERE FOR MOM,

TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T PULL
ANY OF YOUR USUAL CRAP.

THERE'S DEFINITELY A GROWTH
PROTRUDING INTO THE BLADDER,

BUT LOOK AT THE EDGES.

I DON'T THINK
IT'S A TUMOR.
KIND OF SHAPED
LIKE AN OVARY.

THAT THE FLIP ANSWER
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOUR PATIENT?

THIS IS ONE OF
MY OLDEST FRIENDS.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
I'M SORRY, SIR.

YOU BETTER BE.

I GOT THE REST
OF THE LABS BACK.

THEY DID A CHROMOSOME ANALYSIS
OF THE TISSUE.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.

BILL HAS AN OVARY?

UM, ACCORDING TO HIS DAUGHTER,
MR. FRANKLIN IS A HEAVY DRINKER.

SIX TO EIGHT DRINKS A DAY,
AN ALCOHOLIC BY ANY STANDARD.

PROTOCOL?
SCHEDULE A PARACENTESIS.

REASON?
DRAINING THE FLUID
WILL RELIEVE THE PRESSURE.

GOOD, BUT DON'T SCHEDULE IT.
DO IT.

YOU WANT US TO DO
THE PROCEDURE?

YOU'VE SEEN ONE, RIGHT?
ABSOLUTELY.

WELL, NOW DO ONE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO.

OH, MY GOD.

GOD, AN OVARY.

IT GIVES NEW MEANING
TO THE TERM "METROSEXUAL."

HI, GEORGE.
OLIVIA.

WHAT AM I, INVISIBLE?

ALEX.

YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.

ABOUT TIME
I GOT YOU ALONE TODAY.

OLIVIA --
WHAT TIME
IS YOUR SHIFT DONE?

BECAUSE MINE'S OVER
00,

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD COME OVER.

I NEED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
WHAT'S WRONG?

ARE YOU BREAKING UP
WITH ME?

WHAT? NO.
OH, NO. REALLY, NO.

IT'S JUST...

OKAY, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
THAT I'VE BEEN WITH

IN A LONG TIME.

I MEAN, NOT UNUSUALLY LONG
OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?

JUST A NORMAL AMOUNT
OF LONG TIME.

BUT IT WOULDN'T MATTER TO ME IF
YOU'VE BEEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

MAYBE YOU HAVE?

I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING
OR, YOU KNOW, JUDGING YOU

OR HANDING OUT SCARLET LETTERS
OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE A WOMAN, YOU KNOW?

A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

OF COURSE YOU'VE BEEN
WITH OTHER MEN.

I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU'VE BEEN
WITH A LOT OF MEN.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE
A PROSTITUTE OR --
A PROSTITUTE?

NO! NOT A --
NOT A PROSTITUTE. WHA--

NO, THE OPPOSITE
OF A PROSTITUTE -- A LADY.

YOU'RE VERY LADYLIKE.

I MEAN, YOU'RE VERY BENDY,
BUT...

GEORGE, BREATHE.

OKAY.

IT'S JUST --
OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.

I REALLY LIKE YOU, OLIVIA.

I LIKE YOU A LOT.

WELL, I LIKE YOU, TOO.

I HAVE SYPHILIS.

THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.

YOU DROPPED A RETRACTOR.

FINE.

A FEW WEEKS AGO,
I WAS OPERATING,

AND THE VISION IN MY RIGHT EYE
BECAME BLURRY.

AFTER A FEW HOURS, IT WAS FINE.
IT'S COME BACK AGAIN.

DID YOU HAVE IT
CHECKED OUT?
THE EXAMINATION
WAS NORMAL.

MY OPHTHALMOLOGIST TELLS ME
I'M JUST GETTING OLDER.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT A DECLINE
IN MY VISUAL ACUITY CAN MEAN.

I'LL SET UP SOME TESTS.

SHEP...

I KNOW HOW THE RUMOR MILL RUNS
AROUND HERE.

LET'S JUST KEEP THIS
TO OURSELVES.

ABSOLUTELY.

YEAH.

O'Malley: DO YOU THINK
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME?

SHE'S ABSOLUTELY
TALKING ABOUT YOU.

DUDE,
THAT'S A GOOD THING.

NO. NO, IT'S NOT.

GEORGIE, GET A CLUE.

SYPHILIS IS THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

IN THEIR EYES,
YOU'RE A PLAYER.

Yang:
HEY, SYPH BOY.

YOU TOLD HER?

JUST CRISTINA.

Karev: "SYPH BOY."

IT'S GOT A NICE RING TO IT,

KIND OF LIKE SUPER-BOY,
ONLY DISEASED.

Yang: IZZIE DIDN'T HAVE TO
SAY A WORD.

AROUND HERE, THE ONLY
THING THAT SPREADS FASTER
THAN DISEASE IS GOSSIP.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

JUST 'CAUSE IZZIE
CAN'T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT

DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE KNOWS.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
SORRY ABOUT THE SYPHILIS.

EVERYONE IN THIS HOSPITAL KNOWS?

KNOWS YOU'RE A PLAYER.

YOU'RE DISTURBED.
TRUE.

EVERYBODY'S GOT A SECRET. BE
GLAD YOURS IS OUT IN THE OPEN.

OH, YEAH, ALEX?
WHAT'S YOURS?

YOU SHOW ME YOURS,
AND I'LL SHOW YOU MINE.

I BET YOU'VE GOT
SOME SERIOUSLY KINKY SKELETONS

IN YOUR CLOSET.

WHAT'S IN MY CLOSET
IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.
MY LIFE IS BORING.

EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING
TO HIDE.

WELL, THE MASS WE FOUND
IS NOT A TUMOR.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

ANYTHING'S GOT TO BE
BETTER THAN CANCER.

THAT'S WHERE IT GETS
A LITTLE TRICKY.

THE CHROMOSOMAL TESTS
HAVE REVEALED

THAT YOUR BODY CONTAINS DNA
FROM TWO DIFFERENT EMBRYOS

THAT MERGED IN THE WOMB AT THE
VERY BEGINNING OF DEVELOPMENT.

IN RARE CASES SUCH AS YOURS,

THE CONDITION CAN PRODUCE
GONADAL HERMAPHRODITISM.

I'M HEARING SCARY WORDS HERE,
PRESTON,

YOU KNOW,
PAY-CABLE KIND OF WORDS.

IN ENGLISH, THE MASS
IN YOUR BLADDER IS AN OVARY.

HUH?

DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE GONNA REMOVE IT.

WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT
GYNECOLOGICAL SURGEON ON STAFF.

YOU'RE TELLING ME
I'M A GUY WITH AN OVARY?

IT'S SIMPLY
A QUIRK OF NATURE, MAN.

WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HOLLY?

THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

I'M STILL A MAN, RIGHT?

A MAN'S MAN, A KAPPA MAN.

I MEAN...
YOU KNOW, MY SEX LIFE.

BEEN HAVING ANY PROBLEMS?

WAS IT MY VERY PREGNANT WIFE
THAT GIVE IT AWAY?

COME ON, MAN, DON'T WORRY.
YOU NEVER KNEW IT WAS THERE.

YOU WON'T MISS IT
WHEN IT'S GONE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

IT'S A SHOT OF PENICILLIN,
GEORGE.

BE GRATEFUL
I'M EVEN DOING THIS.

I'VE ALREADY SEEN MORE OF YOU
THAN I EVER WANTED TO.

I'LL BE FIGHTING NIGHTMARES
FOR A WEEK.

OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THIS.
DO YOU WANT TO GET RID
OF THE SYPH OR NOT?

JUST SHUT UP AND DROP 'EM.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

MEREDITH, GO AWAY!

OH, GEORGE.

I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE
SOME MORAL SUPPORT.

NO.
NO MORAL SUPPORT.

I'M INDISPOSED HERE.

GEORGE,
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

AND YOU HAVE A CUTE BUTT.

Karev: I HAVE A CUTE BUTT, TOO.
YOU WANT TO SEE?

OH, GET OUT.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

BE MY GUEST.
WHAT -- ALEX.

ALEX.

HEY!

Stevens:
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

BREAKING GEORGE'S SPIRIT.

CURING GEORGE'S SYPH.

I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES.

GOOD THING
YOU BECAME A DOCTOR.

OTHER SIDE.

Yang: IZZIE?
YEAH?

MR. FRANKLIN'S PROCEDURE'S BEEN
SCHEDULED FOR AFTER LUNCH --

OH, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

WE ARE SAVING GEORGE
FROM A FUTURE OF FESTERING SORES

AND INSANITY.

OH, CUTE BUTT.
TOLD YOU.

IT IS CUTE, LIKE A BABY'S.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE SPENT HOURS,
DAYS, YEARS,

IMAGINING MYSELF HALF-NAKED
IN A ROOM WITH THREE WOMEN.

THE REALITY
IS SO MUCH BETTER.

I THINK HE'S GONNA CRY.

HI.
IT'S MS. HENRY AGAIN.

IS THIS A BETTER TIME?
Sorry about this morning.

I WASN'T ALONE AND --
WHAT WERE YOU CALLING ABOUT?

I just wanted to
remind you

THAT TONIGHT'S OUR
MONTHLY FAMILY DINNER.

YOU KNOW, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
TO ANY OF OUR FAMILY FUNCTIONS.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.

I'M A SURGICAL INTERN,
SO MY TIME ISN'T MY OWN.

OUR RESIDENTS REALLY RESPOND
TO THESE EVENTS.

THEY ALWAYS ENJOY THEMSELVES,
WHICH IS SO RARE.

I think it's important
you attend.

I'LL BE THERE.

I'LL TRY TO BE THERE.
I'LL DEFINITELY TRY.

I'VE CLEARED SOME TIME
FOR YOUR M.R.I.

GOOD.
LET'S GET GOING.

OKAY.

UH...SORRY TO BOTHER YOU
WITH THIS, CHIEF.

WE'VE GOT KIND OF
A SITUATION.

WHAT NOW?

THREE INTERNS, FOUR RESIDENTS,

AND SIX NURSES
ON THIS SURGICAL FLOOR

HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH...
SYPHILIS.

Patricia: THERE ARE OVER
70,000 NEW CASES EVERY YEAR.

UNDIAGNOSED,
SYPHILIS CAN LEAD TO BLINDNESS,

INSANITY, AND DEATH.

IF YOU ARE HAVING
UNPROTECTED SEX

WITH ANOTHER MEMBER
OF THE STAFF, GET TESTED.

THIS IS NOT A REQUEST.

PATRICIA WILL NOW GIVE YOU
A SAFE-SEX DEMONSTRATION.

WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,

AND, GENTLEMEN, YOU'LL ALL KNOW
WHEN THAT TIME IS,

CAREFULLY OPEN
THE CONDOM PACKET...

AND ROLL IT ONTO THE BANANA.

WE SHOULD TRY AND GET DOWN
TO DO THE M.R.I. NOW.

THIS ISN'T REALLY
A GOOD TIME.

IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS
WITHOUT ANYBODY ELSE KNOWING,

YOU SHOULD DO IT NOW.

OPEN COMMUNICATION IS ESSENTIAL
TO A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

IN A RESPONSIBLE RELATIONSHIP...

Grey: POOR GEORGE.
Yang: YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I THINK HE
REALLY LIKES TYPHOID MARY.

WELL, NOT MANY
BUDDING RELATIONSHIPS

SURVIVE A GOOD DOSE OF V.D.

YEAH.

WHEN THE BANANA
IS FINISHED...

YEAH.

...GENTLY PEEL OFF THE CONDOM
AND DISPOSE OF IT PROPERLY.

WITH EVERY FRESH BANANA,
ALWAYS USE A FRESH CONDOM.

YOU'RE AVOIDING ME.

I'M BUSY...AT WORK.
I-I'M WORKING.

WHY ARE YOU IN THIS LINE?

IT'S THE SYPHILIS LINE.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
IN THIS LINE.

I DON'T?

THERE'S NO ONE ELSE.

THAT SURPRISES YOU?

NOTHING SURPRISES ME.

DO I NEED TO BE
IN THIS LINE?

NO.

OKAY.
OKAY.

HEY.
OH, HEY.

MR. FRANKLIN IS
PREPPED AND READY.
EXCELLENT.

GOD, LOOK AT THIS LINE.

WELL, AT LEAST WE DON'T
HAVE TO STAND IN LINE.

THAT'S THE ONE GOOD THING

ABOUT THE FACT NEITHER OF US
IS GETTING ANY, RIGHT?
YEAH.

MR. FRANKLIN, WE'VE GIVEN YOU
A LOCAL ANAESTHETIC,

BUT YOU MIGHT FEEL
SOME PRESSURE.

OKAY.
I'M READY.

GRAB THE SKIN.

I'M IN THE PERITONEAL CAVITY.

THAT FLUID IS BLOODY.
IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE BLOODY?

YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE,
RIGHT?

OF COURSE.
MILLIONS OF TIMES.

YOU'RE DOING GREAT,
MR. FRANKLIN.

OKAY. WAIT, WAIT.

OKAY, GO.

GOOD.

NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS WAIT.

YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?
MM-HMM.

IT'S A TUMOR, AND IT'S PRESSING
AGAINST YOUR OPTIC NERVE.

IS IT OPERABLE?

OH, DEFINITELY.

IT DOES HAVE ITS RISKS.

YOU MEAN
I COULD LOSE MY SIGHT?

JUST WHAT I NEED -- A SYPHILIS
OUTBREAK AND A TUMOR.

IT'S PROBABLY UNRELATED.

ALL RIGHT, DEREK, LET'S SEE
HOW GOOD YOU REALLY ARE.

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL PUT A TEAM TOGETHER.

ALL MY PEOPLE ONLY.

AND I STILL WANT THIS
KEPT UNDER WRAPS.

THE VULTURES WILL BE CIRCLING
SOON ENOUGH.

AREN'T I
ONE OF THE VULTURES?

WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT TO
KEEP AN EYE ON YOU?

GET GOING.
WE'RE DOING THIS TONIGHT.

RIGHT.

Grey: YOU PAGED.

YEAH, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT
ON SOMETHING FOR THE CHIEF.

CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
BETTER THAN YOU THINK.

HOW MUCH FLUID
CAN ONE BODY HOLD?

SHH!

THERE'S A LOT OF FLUID IN THERE,
MR. FRANKLIN,

BUT WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED.

MR. FRANKLIN, ARE YOU SLEEPING?

MR. FRANKLIN?

HE HAS NO PULSE.
WHAT?

HE HAS NO PULSE!

Woman on P.A.:
CODE BLUE. CODE BLUE.

HOW COULD HE DIE JUST LIKE THAT
WITH NO WARNING?

THERE WAS BLOOD IN THE TUBE
WHEN IT FIRST WENT IN.

WHAT IF IT'S OUR FAULT?
WHAT IF WE DID SOMETHING WRONG?

WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
WE DID A TEXTBOOK PROCEDURE.

I CHECKED YOUR CHART.
YOU DID EVERYTHING BY THE BOOK.

HE DIED ON OUR WATCH.
WE MUST HAVE MISSED SOMETHING.

THERE WAS NO HISTORY
OF HEART PROBLEMS.

HIS DEATH WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

WHEN'S THE AUTOPSY?

THERE ISN'T GONNA BE
AN AUTOPSY.

WHAT? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO KNOW THE CAUSE OF DEATH?

IT'S GOING DOWN
AS CARDIOPULMONARY ARREST

COMPLICATED BY LIVER DISEASE.

BUT AN AUTOPSY WOULD --

THE FAMILY DECIDED
THEY DIDN'T WANT AN AUTOPSY.

BUT, DR. BAILEY --
THEY DON'T WANT AN AUTOPSY.

LET IT GO.

HOW GOES OUR SPECIAL SUPER-SECRET
SILENT SUNSET SURGERY?

I'VE BEEN PRACTICING THAT.

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME
ON YOUR HANDS.

UH, TELL THE CHIEF
I'LL BE THERE.

JUST LET ME KNOW
WHEN AND WHERE. I'M IN.

OKAY.

ARE YOU NERVOUS?
IT'S A COMPLICATED SURGERY.

I MAKE ONE MISTAKE,

I END A FELLOW SURGEON'S CAREER,
MY MENTOR'S CAREER.

OH, NO, I'M NOT NERVOUS.

SO, JUST
FOR THE RECORD...

YOU'D TELL ME IF I NEED
TO GET TESTED, RIGHT?

You think I have syphilis?
NO, I DON'T.

IT'S JUST -- WE NEVER MADE
ANY RULES OR ANYTHING.

I MEAN, WE NEVER SAID,
"WE HAVE RULES,"

AND I WOULDN'T
HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.

WHEN WOULD I HAVE TIME
TO GO OUT AND GET SYPHILIS?

YOU'RE A HANDFUL ENOUGH
AS IT IS,

AND BESIDES, WE'RE, LIKE,
PRACTICALLY A CONDOM AD.

BUT NO MORE
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONES.

YOU SEE?
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

MAYBE WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW,
MAKE SOME RULES, I MEAN.

WE SHOULD.

OKAY.

OKAY.

JUST FOR THE RECORD...
UH-HUH?

I LIKE
THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONES.

I BET YOU DO.

Knox: THAT'S THE LAST
OF THE OVARIAN MATERIAL.

I JUST NEED TO SEW UP THE
PERFORATION ON THE BLADDER WALL.

UH...

Burke:
IS THERE A PROBLEM, DR. KNOX?

WELL, YOU SAID THIS MAN'S
WIFE IS PREGNANT?

DUE IN FIVE WEEKS.
WHY?

OUR PATIENT HAS
A BLIND VAS DEFERENS.

BILL IS STERILE?

AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

THEN WHO GOT
HIS WIFE PREGNANT?

OH.

OH.

Karev:
SUCKS TO BE BILL RIGHT NOW.

HOW'S BURKE GONNA TELL HIM
THE BABY'S NOT HIS?

BURKE'S NOT GONNA
TELL HIM.
HE HAS TO.
THEY'RE FRIENDS.

BILL'S BETTER OFF
NOT KNOWING.

DO YOU THINK HOLLY KNOWS
BILL'S NOT THE FATHER?

MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.

BILL SHOULD KNOW
HIS WIFE'S CHEATING ON HIM.

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING
FOR YOUR OPINIONS,

SO KEEP THEM TO YOURSELVES.

SORRY, SIR.

YOU'RE SUCH A GOSSIP.

WE KNOW HOW CONFUSING
THIS MUST BE,

YOUR HUSBAND DYING
SO SUDDENLY.

BUT AN AUTOPSY
WILL TELL US WHY.

SO, YOU THINK
WE SHOULD DO THE AUTOPSY?

NO, WE JUST WANT THIS
TO BE OVER.

BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
FOR CERTAIN WHAT KILLED HIM?

MY FATHER WAS A MEAN DRUNK
WHO COULDN'T HOLD A JOB.

THAT'S WHAT KILLED HIM.

I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE ANGRY.

BUT KNOWING FOR SURE MIGHT HELP
GIVE YOU SOME CLOSURE.

IT WAS AWFULLY SUDDEN, ALICE.

SUDDEN?

HE'S BEEN KILLING HIMSELF
FOR YEARS.

HE WAS A GOOD MAN.

MAYBE -- MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
THE AUTOPSY.

MOM, STOP IT.

HE'S DEAD.

IT'S FINALLY OVER.

ALICE, YOUR FATHER
WOULD HAVE WANTED --

WHO CARES WHAT HE WANTED?

CAN'T WE PLEASE
JUST TRY AND GET OUT OF THIS

WITH WHATEVER SHRED OF DIGNITY
THIS FAMILY HAS LEFT?

YOU GUYS WANT TO PERFORM
AN UNAUTHORIZED AUTOPSY?

I KNOW YOU, CRISTINA.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE KNOWN
AS THE NEW 007.

AN AUTOPSY CLEARS
YOUR NAME.

CRISTINA, NO.

WHAT ABOUT
FRANKLIN'S WIFE?

YOU SAW THE WAY
SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME.

SHE WANTS THE AUTOPSY.

SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO
FIGHT WITH HER DAUGHTER.

SHE LOOKED SO SAD.

OKAY, CRISTINA YANG,
LICENSED TO KILL.

OKAY, I'M IN.

I AM SO NOT INVOLVED
IN THIS.

MEREDITH, THIS IS FIGHT CLUB.
NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT.
FINE.

WE HAVE TO DO IT
WHEN BAILEY'S NOT AROUND.

SHE'S EVERYWHERE
AND KNOWS EVERYTHING.

WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR CHANCES.

BAILEY'S GOT SOMETHING TONIGHT
00 TO 11:00.

YOU TWO WILL BE THE LAST THING
SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
WHAT KIND OF SOMETHING?

OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.

IT'S FIGHT CLUB, TOO.

IF I'M MISSING OUT ON
A REAL PATIENT BECAUSE OF THIS,

THEY'RE GONNA CALL ME 007
BECAUSE I'VE KILLED YOU.

HOW WE DOING?
DID YOU LOCK UP
THE GALLERY?

DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE FLYING UNDER THE RADAR.

WHAT DID YOU PUT OUT THERE,
THE MIDAS REX?

WE'VE GOT IT, CHIEF.

HOW MUCH VANCOMYCIN
IS THERE?

ONE GRAM, AS ORDERED, SIR.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE TOO LIBERAL
WITH THOSE BENZOS?

YOU KNOW, DOCTORS MAKE
THE WORST PATIENTS.

YOU SHOULD JUST BREATHE IN
THE HAPPY GAS.

STOP RUNNING MY O.R.

I got you covered.

WE STOLE A BODY.
WE'RE BODY SNATCHERS.

WHAT IF SOMEBODY FROM THE MORGUE
COMES LOOKING FOR FRANKLIN?

WELL, "A," IT'S IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,

AND "B," THE THING
ABOUT BEING DEAD

IS PEOPLE
STOP LOOKING FOR YOU.

OKAY.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU DID AN AUTOPSY?

I TOOK GROSS ANATOMY LIKE YOU.
I'M JUST TRYING TO REMEMBER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. WAIT.

HOLD ON.

YOU BROUGHT A TEXTBOOK?

UH, IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,
WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT.

OKAY.

OKAY, GOT IT.
YOU SURE?

IT'S NOT LIKE
WE CAN KILL HIM TWICE.

LET ME CUT.

YOU'LL GET YOUR TURN.

YOU SHOULD REALLY BE USING
THE 10 BLADE.

WILL YOU STOP
BACKSEAT CUTTING?

GO GET THE SAW.

OKAY, I'VE SUTURED
THE DRAIN IN PLACE.

THE STAPLES LOOK FINE.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DONE HERE.

DR. BAILEY,
YOU WANT TO WRAP HIM?

NICE WORK, EVERYBODY.
NICELY DONE.

THANKS.
GOOD.

DO YOU THINK THE OPTIC NERVE
IS DAMAGED?

IF IT IS, WHEN HE WAKES UP,
HE'LL --

HE'LL BE BLIND?
FOR HOW LONG?

FOREVER.

PAGE STEVENS AND YANG.

TELL THEM I WANT THEM COVERING
YOUR PATIENTS.

I NEED YOU TO STAY
AND MONITOR THE CHIEF.

CRISTINA AND IZZIE, UM...

I THINK
THEY'RE ALREADY SWAMPED.

WITH WHAT?

LABS -- THEY HAD TO CHECK
ON SOME LABS.

OH, YOU ARE LYING.

I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?
'CAUSE YOU'RE A BAD LIAR!

I HATE A BAD LIAR.

TAKE OVER FOR ME.

I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE THEY ARE.

HERE.
TAKE OVER FOR ME.

Burke: YOUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP
IS A LIE.

WE'RE HAPPY.

WE'VE WANTED A CHILD
FOR A LONG TIME.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO
TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HIM?

DOES HE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
CHEATING ON HIM?
THIS IS BETWEEN
BILL AND ME.

THE MAN HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW
THAT THIS ISN'T HIS CHILD.

PLEASE, JUST LET THIS GO.
WHY CAN'T YOU LET THIS GO?

BECAUSE BILL IS MY BEST FRIEND.
THAT'S WHY.

IF YOU WERE REALLY HIS FRIEND,
YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS.

HOLLY, PLEASE!
TELL HIM THE TRUTH!

WHY? I'M NOT GONNA RUIN MY LIFE
BECAUSE YOU THINK THIS IS WRONG.

YOUR LIFE?
WHAT ABOUT HIS LIFE?

WHAT ABOUT THIS CHILD'S LIFE?

WHAT BILL DOESN'T KNOW
WON'T HURT HIM.

FINE.

MAYBE HIS FRIEND
WOULDN'T TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

BUT I'M ALSO HIS DOCTOR,

AND HIS DOCTOR IS NOT
GOING TO LIE TO HIM.

I KNOW, BUT SOMETHING CAME UP,
AN IMPORTANT SURGERY,

AND I COULDN'T.

I'M SORRY YOU COULDN'T
BE THERE FOR YOUR MOTHER.

MS. HENRY, IF MY MOTHER WERE
LUCID, SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND.

SHE'S A SURGEON.
SHE'S DONE THIS COUNTLESS TIMES.

AND BESIDES, SHE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW WHO I AM, ANYWAY, SO...

Today she did.

WHAT?

YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN ASKING

WHEN HER DAUGHTER MEREDITH
GETS OFF FROM WORK.

HEY.

HEY.

A LOT OF SECRET
PHONE CALLS TODAY.

YEAH, IT'S MY MOTHER.

SHE ISN'T TRAVELING.

SHE ISN'T WRITING A BOOK.

SHE ISN'T ANYTHING.

I'VE BEEN LYING
TO EVERYONE.

WHY?

SHE HAS ALZHEIMER'S.

HOW ADVANCED?

VERY.

SHE'S IN A HOME,

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO EVEN KNOWS SHE'S SICK.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ANYMORE, YOU KNOW?

DON'T EVEN TELL ME YOU'RE DOING
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING!

UM...

NOT ONLY DID YOU DISREGARD
THE FAMILY'S WISHES,

YOU BROKE THE LAW!

YOU COULD BE ARRESTED
FOR ASSAULT!

DO YOU LIKE JAIL?

THE HOSPITAL COULD BE SUED!

I COULD LOSE MY LICENSE,
MY JOB!

I LIKE MY JOB!

DID YOU THINK ABOUT ANY OF THIS

BEFORE YOU STARTED CUTTING OPEN
A POOR MAN'S BODY?

I COULD SERIOUSLY KICK
BOTH OF YOUR ASSES RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?

LOOK AT HIS HEART.

IT'S HUGE!

IT'S OVER 600 GRAMS,

AND THERE'S SOME KIND OF
GRAINY MATERIAL IN IT.

WE WANT TO
RUN SOME TESTS.
OH, NOW YOU WANT TO
RUN TESTS?

AT THIS POINT,
WHAT COULD IT HURT?

I HATE BOTH OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

MEREDITH?

HE'S AN ATTENDING.
YOU'RE AN INTERN.

YOU SAW US?

YOU CAN SEE.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU

WHAT YOUR MOTHER WOULD SAY
IF SHE WERE HERE.

YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE --
A BIG ONE.

AND I WOULD TELL MY MOTHER
IT'S NOT A MISTAKE.

WE SPECIFICALLY SAID
NO AUTOPSY.

I UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE UPSET.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

WE'RE GONNA GET AN ATTORNEY.

COME ON, MOM.

WE KNOW WHAT KILLED HIM.

HE HAD A BLOOD CONDITION
KNOWN AS HEMACHROMATOSIS.

THE DISEASE CAUSES
AN EXCESS AMOUNT OF IRON

TO BUILD UP IN THE BODY,

AND THAT'S WHAT CAUSED
THE HEART FAILURE,

NOT THE PARACENTESIS.

BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS ALWAYS
SO SICK 'CAUSE OF THE DRINKING.

AND YOU NEVER LET HIM
FORGET IT...OR ME.

THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
THE DISEASE IS GENETIC.

YOU THINK ALICE
COULD HAVE IT, TOO?
A SIMPLE BLOOD TEST
WILL TELL US.

IF YOU HAVE IT,

WE'LL HAVE CAUGHT IT
EARLY ENOUGH TO TREAT IT

BEFORE THE CONDITION
BECOMES CRITICAL.

DR. STEVENS AND DR. YANG
MAY HAVE SAVED YOUR LIFE.

IF YOU COULD JUST...

SIGN THIS CONSENT FORM
FOR THE AUTOPSY --

JUST A FORMALITY.

THE THING PEOPLE FORGET

IS HOW GOOD IT CAN FEEL WHEN
YOU FINALLY SET SECRETS FREE.

WHETHER GOOD OR BAD,

AT LEAST THEY'RE OUT
IN THE OPEN...

LIKE IT OR NOT.

UM...ABOUT BEFORE --

GEORGE, I WANT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND --

WHEN WE STARTED DATING,

I WAS ALREADY
KIND OF SEEING SOMEONE.

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH
I'D LIKE YOU,

AND WHEN I REALIZED, I BROKE IT
OFF WITH THE OTHER GUY --

OTHER GUY?

WHO'S THE OTHER GUY?

YOU AND ALEX?

YOU AND ALEX?!

YOU GAVE ME SYPHILIS?!

GEORGE!

GEORGE!

GEORGE, BACK OFF!

ALEX!

GEORGE!

BACK OFF, ALEX.

AND ONCE YOUR SECRETS
ARE OUT IN THE OPEN,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
HIDE BEHIND THEM ANYMORE.

LONG DAY.

YEAH.

SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS A STEAK
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

AND MAYBE
A BOTTLE OF WINE.

THIS IS WHY
I KEEP YOU AROUND.

SO, WE NEED TO TALK.

WINE FIRST, TALK LATER.

YOU TRYING TO, UH,
GET ME DRUNK

SO YOU CAN
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME?

I THINK I LIKE
THIS RULES THING.

ME TOO.

MEREDITH, I AM SO SORRY.

THE PROBLEM WITH SECRETS IS

EVEN WHEN YOU THINK
YOU'RE IN CONTROL...

ADDISON.

...YOU'RE NOT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU'D KNOW IF YOU'D BOTHERED
TO RETURN

ANY ONE OF MY PHONE CALLS.

HI.
I'M ADDISON SHEPHERD.

SHEPHERD?

AND YOU MUST BE THE WOMAN
WHO'S BEEN SCREWING MY HUSBAND.