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"Step aside. You're in the way."

Get away from the truck.

Get back.

Turn around.

Hands off.

What's going on?

Yes, the sceptre is authentic.

No doubt about it, it's the famous Lyttleton-Barry...

That disappeared along with the plane that was carrying it.

It's the real thing, Mayor.

- How do you know? - The manager told me.

How much do you think it's worth?

Those four sapphires alone are worth over a million dollars.

What? A million dollars!

At least.

I'll go and put it in the Municipal safe immediately.

You're in charge of night security, so you're in charge of its safety.

- To be honest... - Sorry, I disagree...

- Your safe is a very old model. - How do you know?

- I have my informants. - Sure, it's an old model...

- I heard the same thing. - Who says so?

The manager.

The Lyttleton-Barry must be moved to the provincial museum.

- But what if someone steals it? - Impossible.

You're only saying that because you're the museum manager.

Yes, naturally.

Do you realise the risk we're taking?

Telegrams. Telegrams from all over the world.

And these. Articles...

The island of Ibiza is on the front page of all the newspapers around the world.

Everyone knows that the sceptre is here, in Ibiza.

Better. Think about it...

With all this publicity, our museum will be more popular than ever!

Do you realise what that means?

Yes! Foreign currency...

Dollars, Pounds, Marks...

You'll be able to do all the things you planned.

But what if someone steals it? What will happen?

As long as I'm on this island...

No one will ever be able to steal the Lyttleton-Barry

"Announcing the departure of flight 1155 to Nice, Barcelona, Ibiza..."

- Excuse me. - It's worthless.

- Worthless? - Yes, it's a fake.

- What rotten luck! - Yours isn't a hobby, dear...

- It's a dangerous obsession. - I get bored if I don't steal something.

Write a postcard to your mother.

If we pass this up we'll miss out on the best deal of our lives.

Are you booked on the flight from Barcelona to Ibiza?

Let's go.

I came specifically from Monte Carlo to Paris to show madam these new diamonds.

Messier Cartier wanted you to be the first to see them.

Madam has exquisite taste.

That's our masterpiece.

An exclusive creation.

Princess Margaret ordered one just like it for the debutantes ball.

If you'll allow me, madam, I recommend the sapphires...

Sapphires are the stone of choice at the moment.

Do you like it, madam?

A fantastic idea.

Are you interested?

- I'll take it. - Thank you.

It's a diamond most worthy of you.

The stone has the same cut as the famous Lyttleton-Barry...

Which was rediscovered in a Mediterranean island recently.

The Lyttleton-Barry?

- On which island? - I think it's called Ibiza.

- Why wasn't I told, Billy? - We were out at sea.

Goodbye. My bank will pay, as usual.

Always pleased to be at your disposal, good day.

- We leave immediately for Ibiza. - But lady, we have to...

To Ibiza.

Poor chap, agent Madagascar always wore his hat tipped down...

- They got him right between the eyes. - A tragic loss for the Secret Service.

We've chosen you to replace him.

- I'm honoured. - Follow me.

Always at your service.

- Excuse me. - Come in.

- Your confidence moves me. - Get in.

The sound of water will neutralise our enemies microphones.

You think of everything.

- It's a very difficult mission. - Difficult missions are my speciality.

- You leave for Ibiza tomorrow. - To Ibiza.

All the instructions are in there.

Read it, memorise it, then destroy it.

This is a micro-camera pipe.

- Use a magnesium light indoors. - Yes, your Excellency.

Any questions?

- Is this about the Lyttleton-Barry? - Yes, exactly.

We believe someone's going to steal it...

And you must stop them, no matter what!

- Consider it done. - Thank you.

If they steal it, it could start a war.

Are you certain it's the real sceptre?

Absolutely. The Lyttleton-Barry is inimitable.

A child could recognise it.

That's all. Good luck.

Always at your service.

Get me secret agent Orchid. Blue Orchid.

Go ahead. Everything is in place.

We trust you. I'll wait for your updates.

Excellency, why did you send Fernando Lentoni?

Just to confuse them.

- How much? - 10 Pesetas, lady.

Thank you.

- No, you can't go in there. - Why not?

- This corridor leads to the museum. - Then why are you sealing it?

Because there's a highly valuable artefact in the museum now.

There are various tombs at the end of this tunnel...

Phoenician, Greek, even Carthaginian!

You can see their skeletons. They almost look alive!

Numerous priceless treasures have been unearthed in these tombs...

But now, as happens with all important things...

They're in the British Museum, in England.

This tunnel leads through to the old ramparts...

Nowadays they've been transformed into civil housing...

Occupied by painters and artists. They say you can go through...

But the maximum height of the tunnel is 1m and 12cm...

So I would advise you to be very careful.

Come on. Walk.

When I tell you to come forward you must obey me, is that understood?

- Good morning. - Hi.

- It's great. - My father built it.

- And what's your father's name? - Pierre.

- Where is he now? - I don't know, he went out.

- And where is your mother? - I don't have a mother.

Not me, or my brother.

Daddy's here! Come on.

Like that. Forward.

Good. Like that.

Forward. Back.

Stop.

Good, Eusebia.

Stop.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Bye.

- Hi, Bibby. - Hi, Daddy.

- How do you do that? - What?

- Move the car like that? - It's easy.

Daddy's smart.

Come here.

Good kids.

What are you doing with that? Are you a warrior?

I'm a soldier.

Laura, bring us some lunch. Come through.

Sit here.

- But I'm hungry. - What's your name?

Polly.

- Do you work with Daddy? - No.

You must excuse them. They live in the wild.

- Are they all yours? - Yes, all of them.

- My compliments. - I don't deserve them.

- And the mother? - My mother?

- She's fine, thanks. - No, I mean their mother.

Have a seat. They have more than one.

Please, have a seat.

I have a theory; for every man, a cuddle...

And for every child, a mother.

- Do you mind leaving the door open? - Don't worry, I'm on holiday.

- That's comforting. - Which paintings are you interested in?

None of them. I'm not here for your paintings.

I came for you.

Have I become that famous?

You interest me as the owner of this house, not as an artist.

Do you see?

- No. - I need a room.

- I don't rent out rooms. - Is it a question of price?

Who are you?

$1000. Half now, half later.

$1500?

$2000.

Let's make it $3000, but not a penny more.

It's too much. $500 is quite enough...

Seeing as it means so much to you.

Okay. Agreed.

- But why me? - Because your house leads to the caves...

- And the caves lead into the museum. - They sealed the entrance.

Yes, I know.

But it won't take much to knock it down...

The cement is still fresh.

- Are you proposing a robbery? - No, I'm proposing an adventure.

- And what if I tell the police? - You're a gentleman.

Well, are you in?

Nothing ever happens on this island...

I haven't had any fun since the war in Indo-China.

I didn't think you'd be short of distractiions?

Yes, okay. I'm in.

- I warn you, it's dangerous. - That's what attracts me.

But I want something else in return...

I knew it.

If the operation is successful you have to buy a tandem for the kids.

- Forgive me. - Quite the opposite...

That seals it!

- Agent Black Forest. - Local agent at your orders.

It's better if they don't see us here, let's go outside.

- I'm going out for a moment. - Who is he?

Secret agent Black Forest.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Maximum secrecy. - Do you have a dark-room?

- Of course. - Excellent!

- What do you need it for? - You'll see.

This is the blow-up I made.

I'll photograph anyone suspicious.

Is she suspicious?

Of course! And I'm getting straight to work. Wait there.

Who is he?

Secret agent Black Forest, undercover.

Careful, he's very secret.

44.

38.

Light.

Him... Ask for him for a light.

54.

- Can I get a light? - Sure.

What are you measuring?

I'm an architect, I'm studying the proportions of that building.

The museum sells a catalogue with all the dates and measurements.

- Is he suspicious? - Very suspicious.

- What a nice Roman amphora. - Shall I take a picture?

- No, it doesn't interest me. - Can I get an autograph?

- Who are you? - I collect autographs.

If you don't mind?

- Care to buy a postcard? - Clear off.

They're beautiful. Look.

Illustrated postcards?

- Let's go, Polly. - Yes, sure.

- Is it yours? - No.

- Is it yours? - Leave me alone.

Is it yours?

No.

Pity.

- It's a unique piece. - How much is it worth?

It's hard to say.

I collect jewellery.

And the Lyttleton-Barry is missing from my collection.

- I want to buy it. - Are you joking, madam?

No, you name your price and I'll double it!

I'm sorry, it's not for sale. It still hasn't been valued.

We don't know who the rightful owner is...

But when we do, we'll return it to them.

- $500,000. - Madam.

I'll give you a blank cheque, you can write the amount yourself.

It's pointless, madam.

My bracelet! Billy, someone stole my bracelet.

Don't worry, I'll call the police. They'll find it.

- "I love roses more than anything." - My son's in the dark-room.

Exhibitionist! You're in all the photos.

Who do you think you are? Blue Orchid?

You have to keep a low profile, not parade in front of the camera...

We work for the Secret Service...

If our enemies find these we'll be discovered immediately.

We'll divide them: Suspects on one side and innocents on the other.

Suspect...

Suspect, suspect...

Suspect. Highly suspicious...

Highly suspicious. And highly suspicious!

- All of them? - Yes, all of them.

- You as well. - Me?

- And your mother. - Mummy?

You must keep an eye on all of them.

But this one more than all the others.

I'm not convinced by this one.

He has a face that doesn't convince me at all.

Watch him.

Wait! Watch this.

Try to move it.

Go on, try.

- Wait. - It won't budge.

No. Now.

An ingenious system, and highly marketable.

Ultra-sound.

And this is the world's smallest laser gun.

And that's how we break in.

And how do we get out?

Come here.

Look.

- What do you see? - A yacht.

Imagine it's at my disposal.

How?

Where did you put all those things I collected at the museum?

Where are they?

I'll get it thanks to this.

- I'm going to give it back. - Are you crazy? It's real!

For once, my dear, we're going to be honest.

My plan is perfect.

- Colette. - Hi, Daddy.

- Have you sold anything? - Two landscapes.

Great. Good luck.

Thanks, Eusebia.

Look at the fish I caught.

Laura's going to cook it and you're going to help her.

Hurry up.

- You bought it at the port, didn't you? - What?

- The red snapper. - How did you know?

- I can't wait to get into bed. - You're so single-minded.

- I caught a cold when I was out fishing. - Close your eyes.

- Why? - I said close your eyes.

Look.

Already?

- What do you think? - How did you do it? Alone?

- No, look closely. - It looks real to me.

- It's a fake. - Fake?

I have my own plan.

I found this, and if I'm not mistaken it belongs to the owner of this yacht.

Yes, it belongs to my master.

- Anything else? - No.

Nothing else.

- Wait. - Yes?

- Where did you find it? - Excuse me.

I found it in a corner of the museum.

It's so rare to find someone so honest.

It's a family trait. We're all honest.

- A birth defect. - Thank you, Mr...?

Forgive me.

Giuliano Fouchet. Lawyer.

- Can I offer you something, lawyer? - No, thank you.

- Some watermelon? - Thanks, but I don't eat between meals.

A magnificent yacht. I have one myself in Naples.

Why did you steal my bracelet?

What?

Don't try to be smart.

You've got it wrong. I didn't steal anything.

Don't move.

- Did you want to meet me? - Yes!

Love at first sight. Like a bolt of lightning!

Do you think I'm that stupid? Listen, I'm here for the Lyttleton-Barry.

And you as well, if I'm not mistaken.

- No, I... - And you plan on stealing it.

Yes, it's true. I have a marvellous plan...

Perfect! But I need you.

- Go on. - I need your yacht to leave the island.

I'll use my secret method to enter the museum.

I'll get the Lyttleton-Barry, then I'll come here...

As soon as I'm on board we'll leave. And it's done.

- What will I get in return? - Twenty percent.

I'll give you forty percent.

Take it or leave it.

But you're rich. What will you do with the sceptre?

Indulge myself!

It's hot, why don't you take your top off...

- You must be suffocating. - Yes.

Let's drop the formalities.

- God damn! - Let me see.

Only one of us needs to look.

Just keep an eye on the people passing by.

- Damn it. - It's ringing.

Let it ring.

- Give it here. - See what he wants.

It's the boss.

"Come immediately to location 'Z' for a transport operation."

Okay, boss.

- Strange? - Very strange.

- Is she suspicious? - Very suspicious!

Agent Blue Orchid. This is the Chief.

We've received instructions from Interpol...

We must act immediately. There's no time to lose.

We can't let someone else steal the sceptre.

If you succeed, I guarantee you a promotion.

Another microphone.

- Is that the "Auline"? - Yes.

- A delivery for you. - We didn't order anything.

It's a safe from Giuliano Fouchet.

- Tell them to bring it aboard. - Okay.

- I've got it! - Don't shout.

- You'll upset him. - Why don't you put him to bed?

He only falls asleep in my arms.

Bless you.

Thank you.

- Let's do it another day. - No, it must be tonight.

I don't feel well, I've got a cold, a headache...

- We need to be healthy to steal it. - No, tonight.

I'm not going.

What? A cold and you're out of action?

- You disappoint me. - Let's do it tomorrow.

Tomorrow will be too late.

I'm going to bed.

Okay. As you wish.

It means I'll do it alone.

What's wrong?

- Why are you crying? - Leave me alone.

I was only joking. I want to do it.

I really can't wait.

Please don't cry.

Give me a torch, a sandwich, and I'll go.

Thank you.

We've arrived.

- Not scared are you? - It's only natural.

- Everything okay? - Everything's okay.

- Where will we meet? - At the hotel.

The hotel? But we didn't pay the bill.

Now we'll be able to pay it. Ultra-sound.

Magnetic shoes.

Chewing gum.

I've got the vial and the glass cutter.

- Do you have everything? - Yes, everything.

Good. I'll meet you at the hotel.

- Wait. - What is it?

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Don't worry.

- Good luck. - Who have you been listening to?

Your children's mothers' will be proud of you.

Don't make a noise.

- And remember, they shoot. - How can I forget?

- Medicine for your nose. - Medicine for my nose.

- Tissues. - Tissues.

- The sceptre and the torch. - The torch and the sceptre.

- No, the other way round. - No, the other way round.

Polly, will you take care of my children if I don't come back?

Rubbish! You'll be back.

The other way.

Yes, I'll get the sceptre.

It's like I already have it.

- You're my hero. - Bye.

- All set. - The house keys.

- But... - Don't worry, she won't say a word.

I haven't seen or heard anything...

I'm used to these secret missions.

There you go. Put this on...

I made it just for you. Pure goats wool.

I can't wear this! Be serious.

Ibiza is very cold at night.

I can't go around like this, they'll mistake me for a ghost.

The guards won't recognise me. They might shoot me!

Don't worry, mother. I'll wear it, okay?

Look out for the police.

Secrecy is the weapon of our trade.

- Goodbye. - Good luck.

- Billy, get me a drink. - Right away, madam.

- Who are you? - Maintenance.

What was that? Stay there.

Everything's fine.

Everything's okay. I'm so tired!

- Long night? - Yes.

- What's that smell? - What smell?

Come on.

My God! They've stolen the sceptre!

Sound the alarm. Hurry!

They've stolen the sceptre.

Stop!

How terrible!

All calm. It went as smooth as silk.

I told you you're a hero.

- Now you're exaggerating. - No, it's the truth.

How strange. My cold has gone.

- But I'm so tired. - How many children do you have?

- Why? - Tell me how many.

Let's see...

- Let's talk about something else. - Do you say yes to everyone?

I'm weak.

I can see that.

Now you must leave before they realise it's been stolen.

You must leave the island before nine o'clock because...

- The museum opens at nine. - Do you want to send me away like that?

Like what?

- In the cold. - What do you mean in the cold?

Without some heat, right?

What's got into you, Polly?

How old is the eldest one?

Thirteen, I think.

You were seduced at a very young age.

Poor thing. Loving so many women...

Without ever finding the right one.

- Were they all blonde? - More or less.

And they all abandoned you.

- I don't have much luck with women. - I can see that.

- I'm going to the hotel. - Yes! Me too!

- I have to find my friend. - What friend?

A pilot who has a plane so you can escape.

- Do you think they'll have space? - Where?

At the hotel.

I can't stay here, it might be dangerous.

Come on. It's a night full of emotions.

- Wait. - Come on.

The sceptre?

It's here. If you knew what I had to go through.

I almost died.

- Marvellous. - Get to your positions.

Billy, we must leave immediately. I didn't think I'd make it...

- They'll be here soon. - And the safe?

- What safe? - The one you sent us.

A safe? I didn't send anything.

It's over there.

Come and have a look.

Stop! Thief!

The boss.

"Make your way to the beach..."

- "The lawyer's sceptre is a fake." - Fake?

Fake? How do you know?

- I am an expert! - And I'm alive and educated.

- I saw a man running away... - Silence!

- Yes, sir. - If you don't believe me, do this...

Try cutting a piece of glass with one of those diamonds.

You should always have faith in an expert's opinion.

Fake! We need Blue Orchid.

- Fumarino! - Yes, sir!

There must be another entrance to the museum.

- I saw someone running away. - Was he one of these?

No.

No.

- That's him! - The lawyer.

Arrest him. I want him dead or alive!

- Room 317, please. - How's the water, sir?

Water?

Porter? A mop.

Yes, yes.

Sophie.

Sophie.

We need to split.

Where is she?

Sophie. It went badly...

We'll leave together.

Packing your bags, buddy? Where's the Lyttleton-Barry?

- Right there. - It's a fake.

- I was just about to call. - Who?

- The police. - We're the police.

- Great, in there... - There's a dead body?

How did you know?

There's always a dead body in the bathroom.

And, naturally, it's in the bathtub.

Mummy!

It's true!

An ambulance.

Why did you kill her?

I didn't do it. I just got back.

- Are you trying it on? - It's true, I gave him his key.

Silence! Who are your accomplices?

I'll only speak in the presence of my consul.

We're not on television.

You're an astronomer.

It's all clear now. There's the yacht!

How did you message them? With flags or pigeons?

It blew up with your accomplices and the sceptre on board!

- But it's here. - I told you it's a fake.

I was just saying that to help you.

"This is Gobi, I need to speak to the boss."

This is Black Forest.

"This is Gobi, I have a secret message."

This is Black Forest. I'm listening.

I found out where the thief was hiding.

Stop wasting time. Just tell me who he is?

His name's Pierre. He's a painter.

My compliments, that's great work.

Over and out.

- Is that him? - No.

Look. That's me!

- That's him. - So he's the thief.

You're free to go.

Do you mind leaving through the service entrance?

- Our reputation... - Yes.

My condolences, sir.

- Will you be leaving immediately? - Not at all, I'm still on holiday.

Have you found the Lyttleton-Barry?

Not yet, but I know who stole it. His name's Pierre.

Hurry!

- Good evening. - What are you doing awake at this hour?

- Night shift. - But the children must go to bed early.

Such paternal instinct. Let's go.

- Can we get a room? - I'm sorry, we're full.

- Just for one night? - No, lady.

- It's the fifth hotel we've been to. - If you'll excuse me...

Giuliano Fouchet. Lawyer.

You can have my room if it's only for one night.

- Thank you so much. - We don't want to trouble you.

No trouble at all. I'm going to a party.

- I'll change the sheets. - If you don't mind...

- I'll leave my suitcase. - We can't thank you enough.

Room 317. Goodnight.

- No one will find you here. - Where are you going?

I'm going to talk to my pilot friend.

I won't be long.

We're unwrapping it.

Yes, yes. Room 317, I got it.

- We were just there two hours ago. - Understood.

So, tell me where we'll find the airplane?

There's a turning six kilometres down the road that goes from Ibiza to San Juan...

- Are you following me? - Yes, perfectly.

Go three hundred metres to the left...

Then turn right.

- You'll see an old windmill. - Where the hell is he?

I'll be there at five o'clock tomorrow morning.

There's only one passenger. A woman.

Fine.

- Will you be able to fly? - Why do you ask?

Don't drink too much.

- I'm sick of this. - Then let's do this...

If we get hold of that sceptre, we'll keep it for ourselves.

- Are you with me? - Yes.

- What are you doing here? - I'm watching you.

Idiot!

We have to set up roadblocks. We have to find him!

Mummy!

Hello?

It's you. Yes, everything's fine, don't worry.

Are ready to leave? Keep an eye on the sceptre.

Yes, yes. It's never out of my sight.

You leave at dawn. What?

Yes, I have a few things I want to tell you.

The first thing is very important, it's a secret. Can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you. And the other thing?

The other thing... I'll tell you when you get here.

Thieves! Give me back the sceptre.

- Have you seen anyone suspicious? - Room 317.

Did you forget something?

- Yes, sorry. - We're so grateful.

I just wanted to... I'm in a hurry!

Stop! In the name of the law.

I warn you, I'm armed.

Open up, in the name of the law.

- The police are looking for me. - Follow me.

They know everything.

- Stop. - Please, after you.

Go, go.

- You're mistaken. - Get in or I'll shoot.

Have you seen a gentleman with a beard?

But he's...?

Watch where you're going! Are you crazy?

- Go to hell. - I told you, I can't ride a motorbike.

Agent Gobi Desert has completed his mission.

Here's the thief.

We already caught him. I want the other one.

And here is the real Lyttleton-Barry.

- I'll talk in the presence of my lawyer. - You'll talk with or without a lawyer...

- I always wanted to arrest a tourist. - I'm not a tourist.

Silence.

I know it like a son now. It's a fake!

Did you hear? It's a fake.

Fake. Who told you to hunt fake sceptres?

- Given the circumstances... - Silence!

Why are you stealing fake sceptres?

Stop it. I'm locking you up anyway.

Yes. okay, don't get upset. As you wish.

That's fine with me.

Yes. Not even one of them!

Suspicious vehicle on the road from Ibiza to San Juan.

Wait for me.

Step on it.

Stop.

Stop.

- They went past... - In that direction?

Come on. What are you waiting for?

This way.

Jump.

I'll show you.

Look out.

Hands up.

The show's over.

Look out!

This is the real one. Great!

Pierre.

Did you hurt yourself, dear? You were great.

We'll be late for the rendezvous.

- A pistol! - Run, run, Eusebia's here!

Hey, Wake up. The boss!

- Did you hear that? - No, nothing.

Let's find the sceptre and get out of here.

What a drop! Quick, hurry.

Stop.

Look, one of the cars we've been following! Come on!

Fake.

Strange. My pilot friend should be here.

Here he is.

Poor chap.

You don't think someone came looking for him?

Duck.

- What is it? - A safe.

Go on, shoot. Quick.

We might still be in time.

- What shall we do? - Let's try to hide.

Hold it.

You thought you'd made it. Give me the sceptre.

Come on.

Here it is.

Stay where you are. It's over for you.

Yes, we admit defeat.

Let's take cover.

- We still have the sceptre. - Yes, yes, but I wouldn't...

My love!

Help!

Thief. Come here, you scoundrel.

Look out.

What are you waiting for? Call Eusebia.

We made it.

- Come on, Eusebia. - Be careful.

Come on.

Out of the way. The Lyttleton-Barry is mine...

Now I'm free of those two traitors.

You'll have to get rid of me as well.

I'll throw the book at him.

Search the area. Hurry up.

Good.

Out for a morning stroll?

Or are you looking for nests, perhaps?

It's no use trying to hide, you won't get away from me.

Where's your accomplice? Answer me!

Why don't you arrest the murderer instead of talking to me?

What murderer? I don't see any victims around here?

- Or am I mistaken? - There are three bodies over there!

Mummy!

Call the station. Send all their ambulances.

How are you involved in all of this?

My name's Polly Lyttleton-Barry.

I stole the sceptre to stop the others stealing it.

What? What did you say?

I said I'm Polly Lyttleton-Barry, the last family descendant.

- What were you doing in the tree? - I was looking for the sceptre.

- It's in the tree! - No, it's by your feet.

Fantastic.

The museum manager. I knew it!

- I suspected him from the start. - They can't be far...

I doubt Pierre's subdued him.

There he is. Hurry, try to stop him.

Too late. Let's go.

The painter has turned into a dolphin.

You'll thank me for the drink!

Be careful. I won't come back for you.

He hasn't subdued him at all.

I knew he'd stop him.

- Great. - No, there's no doubt about it...

A child could recognise it.

You said you were the last descendant of the Lyttleton-Barry's...

- Do you expect me to believe you? - Why shouldn't you?

A Lyttleton-Barry doesn't go around stealing from museums...

They're honest folk.

Who are you, really?

My boss has a strange name for me...

- Blue Orchid. - Mummy!

The sceptre.

I can't drink anymore.

We're almost there.

Goodbye. I'll be back soon, I promise.

The boss needs me, you understand.

I can't say no.

Remember, feed her every six hours. 35 degrees!

35 degrees. Don't worry.

Goodbye, kids.

You behave, Pierre. Remember, you only have one wife now.

Don't worry, we'll keep an eye on him.

Say goodbye to Mummy.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye, everyone.

Have a holiday. Have a holiday and come back.

Subtitled by Arthur Dent www.cultfilmsubs.com Special Thanks to Skadog and the folks at the WildEye Forums