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Are you recording?

Give me a sign, when I...

- Yeah we're recording. - Ok.

So.

I've gathered you all today.

It's four thirty in the morning.

I would like to discuss a little about the plan.

So I've agreed with the enemy on three PM.

This way, it gives us a bit of time for lunch.

So, Gulderic.

You're a fine horse rider, so, what you're going to do is :

you can go further with as much, or even less time ...

well, i'll let you do all the calculations, ok?

Then we're gonna create a diversion.

While you also do a diversion...

This way, we will have two diversions.

And the more diversions we have the better we are.

Are you recording?

Ok then I'm gonna give you a tour of my tent.

So here you've got a small tapestry,

which was made by my uncle.

So it's ... It hasn't happened yet.

But it could! And this is what I appreciate

in this tapestry, it's that... It's that it gives hope.

Here you have my lunch table but today I haven't cleaned it.

Usually I do, but hm...

Here I've decided not to.

So over there you've got our black-smith.

I'm sure he does great work.

Well I'm not really interested by that,

because anyway a weapon is a weapon.

Ah! Now you have to film that!

Oh no, he's getting closer to the balista.

We're all going to die, guys...

One of our best model of catapult.

At least that's what the manufacturer told me.

Fuck you!

I mean, look at this light.

We don't see that everyday, huh ?

You know, my grandpa always used to say:

"Being a knight, it's a whole mindset".

You have to ignore all of your personal issues.

Heartbreaks, loneliness,

giving up on your dreams...

And, the loss of close friends.

Even since Yorvik passed away,

I never fully recovered from it.

He was like a brother to me.

Seriously, this guy, he had one, ONE job to do.

And he didn't renew the food supplies.

I'm hungry.

I would say I'm excellent at dealing with pressure.

There's no more food so we're going hunting.

ROLL!

Come closer, come closer.

There's a small boar over there.

We call them auricular mammals.

Because they actually use their hearing a lot,

the sense that allows you to hear,

and so...

SHIT!

They're coming !

Fucking hell!

Wasn't it tomorrow ?

They're gonna kick our arses!

Move soldier!

Fuck my feet hurt!

Guys we're so fucked!

Quick! Quick! We have to leave!

Life is not about how many times you fall down.

It's about how many times you get back up.

In the end, the fact that the camp burned...

I believe it's a beautiful analogy,

because you could say that in the end, the old me burned

so that the new me could be reborn as the phoenix.

In the end, I'm glad,

that we left this... this nightmare.

So we could go towards... new paths.

I feel like I can breathe better now.

Must be the altitude.

So hum, I'm very satisfied with this ending,

and... aAAND-

HEY! What the fuck is he doing here?!

Bloody fucking boar!!

Go away!

The bastard, he caught me! AH!

Nobody even likes you, why are you here? AAH!

Don't you have truffles to go sniff?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck!

AAAh!

AAH!