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怎么这么热呀
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很热吗?
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不是我热 我是怕你热呀 老板
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你不觉得我热的时候
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特别潇洒吗?
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是呀… 热点 再热点
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仁哥
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仁哥 这种地方不是你来的
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我老板不是来找你的 我才是呢
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什么事?
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你自己说 哪一天?
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一天?
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不是 一个月嘛
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谢谢仁哥
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你老板都说两个月了
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错 两只手指的意思
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是给你两条路走
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第一 就是马上还钱
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第二呢… 不赖
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不… 我不想赖 一定要还的嘛
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最多晚一点了
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爸爸…
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真是不赖
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爸爸…
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爸爸 我煮了鸡汤 你趁热喝了
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好… 知道了 你先回去
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回去
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我现在不要你还钱
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不过一样给你两条路
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第一就是让你女儿陪我玩一个礼拜
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第二…
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真不赖
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不要烦我了
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第二…
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现在还没有想到
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老板 我替你想好了
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叫他女儿去我们俱乐部做应召
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替我们做足一年
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爸爸…
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干什么?
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你还不快喝 都凉了
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知道了…
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像你这样咳嗽 谁都怕你
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爸爸 他不舒服吗?
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不是… 我们老板是吓着了
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不用怕 不用怕
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吓着了?
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是呀
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我们老板很少见到这么漂亮
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这么可爱 这么活泼的女孩子
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所以一见到你就惊为天人失魂落魄
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你马上下去找阿诚
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说一个姓林的来了
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阿珠现在有麻烦 叫他快点来帮忙
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好
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我不会骗你的 我从来不吹牛
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真的?
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是呀
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怎么样?
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小姐 我们老板跟你爸爸是好朋友
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是不是呀? 帆叔
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是
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还不快点给我介绍
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还不快介绍介绍
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我女儿阿珠 林国仁先生
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你们老板挺好玩的
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是吗?
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老板 她说你这颗钻石好玩
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有个姓林的在泡阿珠呢
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快点去吧
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什么?
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有人吃阿珠豆腐
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爸爸 他到底在干什么呀?
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老板在唱歌嘛
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我都不知道他在唱什么
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我知道
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他唱的是意大利文
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意思是说有一次白马王子
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遇见了他心目中的白雪公主
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为了讨她欢心 他不顾一切
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飞上天去摘下月亮送给她
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你看 他真的飞上天去了
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上去容易 下来难哪
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发生什么事?
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你想干什么呀你? 你干什么?
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你知不知道我是谁呀?
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我不管你是谁 这里是工地
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我撞死你也不用偿命
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谁叫你妨碍工作
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干什么? 停车
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停车 听见没有?
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停车 再不停车我揍你
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放我下来呀
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放你下来? 可以
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是你驾的与我无关
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放我下来 低点…
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老板
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什么东西?
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你从哪儿来的?
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当然也是摔下来的了 你没事吧
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你别乱跑 这儿好多蛇
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你干什么?
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我怕那些蛇咬你
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我没想干什么 你别误会
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我已经来了 全听你的
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你要怎么样都行 你说呀
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你想怎么样?
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真的? 假的?
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怎么会假的?
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只要你开口 我什么都答应你
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现在?
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就在这儿?
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我现在什么都不想
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就想弄把梯子上去
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你看
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刚才我怎么没看见呢?
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帮忙
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把雨伞拿来
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你不管我了?
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你也上来呀
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小心点啊
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好大的雨呀
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我出一
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一见五
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胡六
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九一
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到你出牌了 没有就扣牌
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快点嘛
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进去
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一变二
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好啊
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好什么好 难道你们还有二呀
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没有了
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阿诚 那个妞呢?
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走了吧
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走了?
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给钱
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给钱…
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给就给
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收工了 不玩了…
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怎么就走了? 那多没意思呀
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你来玩
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帆叔 那个就是放高利贷的?
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是呀
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你别赌那么大
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你比阿珠可好多了
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你知道她怎么跟我说?
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她叫我以后根本不要赌
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你说她是不是神经病
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她没说错啊
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没说错? 我叫她不要理你行不行?
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你不要伞呀 喂
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又是你 你怎么会在这儿?
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我坐你的车来的
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坐我的车不要紧
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但是不要偷偷摸摸的嘛
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笨蛋我见得多了
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没一个比得上你的
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你还不快进来避避雨
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阿诚 你搞什么鬼?
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没有 我钥匙赖在车上了
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你还是别进去了
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那你还不走?
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我去哪儿?
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我管你去哪儿
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你愿意坐在这儿淋雨也行
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我真是怕了你了 你进来吧
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不过最好不要让我的家里人看见你
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那太容易了
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不是我七姑夸口
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凡是这条村里的人结婚
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个个都要封大红包给我的
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虽然这种规矩现在是老了点
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不过凡是我经手的
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对对都是恩恩爱爱的
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那就什么都值得了
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阿珠跟阿诚结婚
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又怎么少得了我那份?
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什么 说什么?
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讲阿珠跟你的事
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诚哥 你下班了
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你别乱搞呀
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你想干什么?
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你到底想干什么?
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你怎么可以这样说话
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诚哥 你何必发这么大火
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是你叫我进来的
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是呀 是我叫她进来的
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那么傻气
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你真是莫名其妙
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我老早说过让阿珠嫁给你的嘛
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搞那么多麻烦干什么?
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你们不高兴 我让她走好了
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那你走
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走吧
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你真的一点面子都不给?
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叫我走呀?
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是呀 你马上走
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走就走 我看你们俩好得了多久
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你讨厌
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阿诚 借几百块钱用用
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又去赌?
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我现在是给你一个机会
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我告诉你呀
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我这个做父亲的是最开通了
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现在阿珠在厨房炖鸡蛋给你吃
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今天晚上我回来很晚的
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拿来
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你来干什么?
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人家没地方去嘛
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你打破了我的鸡蛋了
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这是你的事
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你说什么?
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我不是说你 我是说她
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你根本就是说我
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不是 我是说她
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哪有人呀
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你看
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她看不见我的
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你发神经呀
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你说我发神经?
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我说了不是骂你 我是骂她嘛
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这儿哪有人?
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如果有人那就早就让我打死了
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干什么你? 你干什么你?
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对不起 疼不疼?
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最多让你亲一下
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你怎么做 我都不管
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我不爱管闲事
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真的?
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人家从来都没骗过你
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你真的看不见那边有人?
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看见 我就看见你这个大笨蛋
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真的有人
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有人 我就打死他
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别扔呀你
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我偏要
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幸亏我躲得快
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什么事?
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你问他
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阿诚 我这女儿虽然难伺候一点
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也不至于太过分嘛
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不是 你不知道啊
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不知道 我现在告诉你
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你要再惹她 她会翻脸的
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你害得我惨了
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你才害得我惨呢
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我还是告诉你吧
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我不是人 我是妖精
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什么? 你是妖精
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干什么?
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你当我三岁? 我二十几岁的人了
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你二十几岁又怎么样
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我两百多岁了 全身法术
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还不是让神仙降伏在伞里面
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他们说是谁放我出来
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我就得听谁的话
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那谁放你出来了?
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是你啰
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早上你找到我
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又刚好下雨淋湿了伞
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那我就出来了
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明白了没有?
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不明白
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跟我来
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拿起这把伞
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看着我 别眨眼 收伞
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千万不要跟人说
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如果需要我 就淋点水在伞上
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为什么摸我? 想揩油?
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我什么时候摸你了? 我摸这把伞
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伞就是我 我就是伞
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叫我出来干什么?
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做爱
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做爱? 什么叫做爱?
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就是行房
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不包这件事的
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那就不是样样都行了
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你是不是真的会法术?
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一点点 你信不信?
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信? 我才不信呢
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不信 你可以考考我
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好 你跟我来
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带着这把伞
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这把伞给别人拿去
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我就不属于你的了
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让别人拿走更好 不用那么烦
288
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:53,070
前面杂货铺有个孩子叫小明
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小时候让太保开快车撞断了他的腿
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你能帮他吗?
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怎么帮?
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帮他中状元衣锦荣归?
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开玩笑 现在不兴这个
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还他一双腿
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这容易
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给他四条腿再加一条尾巴都可以
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他很聪明的
298
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因为残废读不了书
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你说多可惜呀
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快点拿面给强哥
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谢谢
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你…
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妈
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我能走了
305
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我真的能走了
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真的?
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你们快来看 小明能走路了
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黄大仙显灵
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她当你是黄大仙
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差不多了 有求必应
311
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,330
我昨天去拜黄大仙
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00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,000
让他保佑我儿子跟我赢多点钱
313
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,870
想不到真的那么灵
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00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,440
小明现在能走了
315
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:27,300
我的麻将赢定了
316
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:28,570
这次什么都解决了
317
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,010
我再给他上柱香
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00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:31,910
看她乐得这个样子
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00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,450
她做牌呀 最要紧是盯住她
320
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:37,490
她已经拆了两副牌了
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知道了 我会当心的
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多谢黄大仙显灵
323
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保佑我每个月中一次六合彩
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保佑我让那肥婆包我一副双辣
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这么好赌 能不能治好她?
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00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,000
好赌没得治了
327
00:20:56,770 --> 00:20:58,100
捉弄她一下倒可以
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接着打
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到你了
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00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:12,710
黄大仙显灵…
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自摸 自摸双辣
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黄大仙真是灵
333
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再加六十四
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自摸诈胡
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有本事
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等等我
337
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,210
这是什么?
338
00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:39,080
别乱弄 喝的 要给钱的
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喝的
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00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,060
你怎么喝这个?
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00:21:58,370 --> 00:21:59,300
好喝
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00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,530
全喝光了
343
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,540
你真行 妖精就是妖精
344
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,470
你知道吗?
345
00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:06,400
我们自杀才喝这个东西
346
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:08,170
你又不早点说
347
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:09,670
你觉得怎么样?
348
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:14,680
你觉得怎么样?
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00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,180
这么恶心 你不要看
350
00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:29,500
对不起
351
00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:35,340
她很美吗?
352
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,870
小声点 人家看不见你 没礼貌
353
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:47,910
她…
354
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,040
你这个色狼
355
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,810
你现在知道她见不到我了
356
00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,020
怎么你看不见这里有人吗?
357
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:55,820
除了你还有谁呀?
358
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,120
这一巴掌我捱定了 你打吧
359
00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:04,590
她那么坏
360
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,290
叫她打一巴掌她打了两巴
361
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,430
我替你报仇
362
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,400
你可别乱搞 下次我不带你出来了
363
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,740
你不带我出来?
364
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,640
我不让你出去才是真的
365
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,750
你看看
366
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:33,250
你怎么什么都要管? 别出声
367
00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:38,620
有人偷东西
368
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:40,720
谁偷东西?
369
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:43,500
不是 我是叫她别收东西
370
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:45,070
我要买呀 对不起
371
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,480
我说了叫你别多管闲事嘛
372
00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:52,500
我没有多管闲事
373
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:53,710
是你自己嚷嚷的嘛
374
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,580
你以为我不知道你在捉弄我呀
375
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:58,680
如果你再这样 我就不客气…
376
00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:02,320
七十八块
377
00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:12,690
不好意思 你等一下
378
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,230
快把钱包还给我
379
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,240
我没有拿你的钱包
380
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:19,270
不过我可以帮你找回来
381
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,440
快找回来呀
382
00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:22,080
来呀
383
00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:25,080
干什么?
384
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:25,840
对不起
385
00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:26,510
拿
386
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,910
你干什么?
387
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,310
这是眼镜
388
00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:29,950
还有呀
389
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:30,810
眼镜是我的
390
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:33,080
干什么?
391
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,820
是不是你的钱包?
392
00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:36,410
不是我偷的
393
00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:37,220
还有呢
394
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:41,530
是不是呀?
395
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,060
别跑…
396
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,260
算了…
397
00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:47,540
真顽皮
398
00:25:05,390 --> 00:25:07,580
你现在不用做事 不怕闷呀
399
00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:12,420
傻瓜 我闷? 不知道多开心哪
400
00:25:13,230 --> 00:25:14,160
停车
401
00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:18,760
倒泥
402
00:25:23,770 --> 00:25:24,700
叫它回来
403
00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:25,970
回来
404
00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,210
饮料
405
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,420
主人 昨天晚上我在超级市场
406
00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:48,190
捡了一样东西送给你
407
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:49,730
捡?
408
00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:50,690
拿
409
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,130
拿? 是偷吧
410
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,500
不管偷也好拿也好 你要不要?
411
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,330
什么?
412
00:25:58,670 --> 00:25:59,700
你一定合用的
413
00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:11,820
男人用这些东西吗?
414
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,790
我不知道
415
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,050
这个是超特型 最现代化的了
416
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,730
撞过来了 叫它拐弯… 快点
417
00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:25,400
想撞死我啊?
418
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:31,510
帆叔
419
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:39,110
你干什么? 你现在了不起呀?
420
00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,840
我们老板请你喝下午茶
421
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:41,970
谢了 我还没下班呢
422
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,080
没下班也得去
423
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:44,810
干什么?
424
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,390
反正不会让你吃亏的
425
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:47,920
什么事情要见老板?
426
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:49,390
先上车
427
00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:56,930
老板 老麻烦来了
428
00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:58,120
招呼他喝下午茶
429
00:26:58,230 --> 00:26:59,360
喝点什么?
430
00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:01,100
随便吧 喝点汽水
431
00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,130
那吃点什么呢?
432
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,100
别客气了
433
00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:05,040
一定要的
434
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:06,130
热狗好吃
435
00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:07,830
那来条热狗吧
436
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,840
弄两条热狗 一打汽水让他享受
437
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,850
吃呀…
438
00:27:15,950 --> 00:27:17,180
老板说一定要让你吃饱
439
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,190
干什么?
440
00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:23,320
灌他…
441
00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:28,190
喝呀…
442
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,620
不喝！没门
443
00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:35,300
喝
444
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,230
再来点
445
00:27:37,110 --> 00:27:40,740
喝...
446
00:27:41,710 --> 00:27:42,770
他晕了 浇醒他
447
00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:44,610
拿来
448
00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:56,020
现在一样有两条路给你走
449
00:27:57,090 --> 00:27:59,860
一是让你女儿陪我玩一个礼拜
450
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:01,630
不然就我吃亏点
451
00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:03,700
让你女儿玩我一个礼拜也可以
452
00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:06,840
用不着麻烦了 你既然肯吃亏了
453
00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:08,130
用不着找我女儿
454
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,210
就让我玩你一个礼拜不就行了嘛
455
00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:10,830
岂有此理
456
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,770
揍他...
457
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:13,870
自讨苦吃
458
00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:17,270
我告诉你 你明天再弄不好你女儿
459
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:18,310
我让你跳游泳池
460
00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:19,350
不用了 我现在就跳
461
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,020
等等... 现在就这么跳呀?
462
00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:26,280
我要让我的伙计把水抽干了你再跳
463
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:29,790
帆叔...
464
00:28:29,890 --> 00:28:30,980
我在房间里面
465
00:28:33,930 --> 00:28:35,020
帆叔 怎么了?
466
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:37,020
有人请我喝下午茶
467
00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:38,390
喝茶怎么会弄成这样?
468
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,600
别提了
469
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,260
那个林国仁
470
00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:42,900
他又来逼你还钱呀
471
00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:45,370
他说不还也可以 但是要阿珠...
472
00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:46,940
他想得美 我去报警
473
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,270
千万不行呀 报警?
474
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:49,210
报警会让人家告的
475
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:49,940
告你什么?
476
00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:52,240
告什么? 欠人家钱不还
477
00:28:52,350 --> 00:28:54,280
擅自闯入私人地方捣乱
478
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:56,280
他说今天晚上如果阿珠不出面
479
00:28:56,390 --> 00:28:58,440
明天就让我表演高台跳水
480
00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:00,880
那不用怕 跳水你最拿手了
481
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:04,250
最拿手了 明天水池是没水的
482
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,220
那怎么办?
483
00:29:05,330 --> 00:29:06,190
我知道怎么办?
484
00:29:07,030 --> 00:29:09,000
我告诉你 如果你不去我就死定了
485
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,690
你欠人家钱关我什么事呀
486
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,160
你自己想办法
487
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:14,900
我去跟他说去
488
00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:18,440
你会跳干水吗? 要死的
489
00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:20,560
除非有神仙搭救
490
00:29:24,950 --> 00:29:27,310
对了 你们两个都不用死了
491
00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:28,180
那么你死
492
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,480
我也不用死 要林国仁死
493
00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:45,630
想要我命呀?
494
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:46,630
怎么了?
495
00:29:46,970 --> 00:29:49,130
你说想叫你出来就往伞上倒点水嘛
496
00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:50,830
你也不想想
497
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:52,770
我拿开水浇你 你会怎么样?
498
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:54,970
对不起
499
00:29:56,150 --> 00:29:57,580
叫我出来什么事呀?
500
00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:59,680
我想请你帮我女朋友一个忙
501
00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:01,450
帮她?
502
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,780
我刚刚让她打我一顿还要我帮她
503
00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:06,220
你知道了 她爸爸欠人家钱
504
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,810
不必讲了 不帮
505
00:30:09,690 --> 00:30:10,820
这样可以了吧
506
00:30:11,630 --> 00:30:13,600
这次一定要替帆叔出口气
507
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,530
记住 不要关花洒
508
00:30:16,770 --> 00:30:17,290
你先去吧
509
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,330
好
510
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,500
诚哥 爸爸在车里等你呢
511
00:30:23,810 --> 00:30:25,670
你在厕所那么久 搞什么鬼?
512
00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,670
如果你希望你爸爸平安无事
513
00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:28,900
就千万不要上厕所
514
00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:29,640
为什么?
515
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,210
别问那么多 拆穿就不灵了
516
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,450
阿诚 我想来想去
517
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,860
我今天晚上还是不去的好
518
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,620
为什么?
519
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:48,930
我宁可明天跳那个
520
00:30:49,030 --> 00:30:50,620
没有水的游泳池还好一点
521
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,190
帆叔 你相信我
522
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,130
这次包你没事 以后不要再赌了
523
00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:58,630
等一等...
524
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,100
我考虑过了 最好让阿珠一块去
525
00:31:02,710 --> 00:31:05,110
她要肯去 昨天就不会说报警了
526
00:31:05,850 --> 00:31:07,110
或者阿珠贪慕虚荣
527
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:08,620
见到林国仁之后回心转意
528
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,680
她自动献身呢
529
00:31:10,590 --> 00:31:12,880
总之你答应我 以后不那么好赌
530
00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:14,550
这次我保证你没事
531
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,390
阿诚 可是阿珠现在在家里
532
00:31:17,490 --> 00:31:18,960
你让我跟人家怎么说呢?
533
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,720
你女儿来了
534
00:31:25,570 --> 00:31:26,500
她是谁?
535
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,730
她不是阿珠吗?
536
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:30,700
这样不行的
537
00:31:30,810 --> 00:31:33,670
货不对办 一定会让人家给打死的
538
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,630
我还是不要去了 不去了...
539
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:37,270
帆叔...
540
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:38,350
算了... 不去了
541
00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:39,410
我拜托你了
542
00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:41,380
这怎么办?
543
00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:45,650
到外面去等 一到就接她进来
544
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:46,380
是
545
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:56,460
别这样
546
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,570
我以皇家警察的身份向你保证
547
00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:01,300
以后再也不出去玩 好不好?
548
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:03,070
你不要走
549
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,370
现在才说 晚不晚点?
550
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:11,510
我再求你一次 你不要走好不好?
551
00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:20,220
到底他是谁? 如果让我知道...
552
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,350
知道怎么样?
553
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:23,250
如果他比我英俊 比我年轻
554
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,120
比我有钱的话 无所谓
555
00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:29,820
如果有一样比不上我 我就...
556
00:32:30,330 --> 00:32:31,590
就怎么样? 不追究呀?
557
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,130
我就一枪打死他
558
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:34,700
信你才怪
559
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,630
好不好吃?
560
00:32:39,070 --> 00:32:40,270
爸爸就你这么一个女儿
561
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,870
下半生就指望你了
562
00:32:42,910 --> 00:32:44,400
你要好好的做人
563
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:48,980
现在社会复杂 坏人多
564
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,350
千万不要跟陌生人来往 知道吗?
565
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:53,520
知道了
566
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:58,650
爸爸 上个礼拜有个卷头发的男人
567
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,230
整天来接我放学
568
00:33:00,530 --> 00:33:02,550
看他的样子好像挺有钱的
569
00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:04,020
他跟你说过什么?
570
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:06,030
他说带我去迪斯科玩
571
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:08,660
你千万不能去
572
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,460
如果以后见到他 你告诉爸爸
573
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:14,370
让爸爸拿刀捅死他
574
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:29,520
就是这儿
575
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:35,090
帆叔呢?
576
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,890
还没下班呢 不用找他了
577
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,230
他女儿来不就行了
578
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:39,360
是呀
579
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,300
两位哥哥 仁哥呢?
580
00:33:45,210 --> 00:33:46,070
在里面
581
00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:51,070
你不用进去了 免得破坏气氛
582
00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:54,780
行 我是负责交人的
583
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,980
你们两个看清楚了
584
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,550
我是出门不认货的
585
00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:07,630
你真坏 看得人家多不好意思
586
00:34:08,830 --> 00:34:10,530
对不起 请
587
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,000
May l?
588
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:55,600
你看看 你是男人 人家也是男人
589
00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:57,180
人家多殷勤
590
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,680
你今晚真是美 太美了
591
00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:07,850
跟这种女人献殷勤
592
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,450
我情愿一辈子没老婆
593
00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:13,160
小姐喝点什么?
594
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,230
我喝过一种饮品 味道很好的
595
00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:18,300
是什么?
596
00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:21,300
在那个玻璃瓶子上有一把宝剑
597
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,060
滴露?
598
00:35:23,570 --> 00:35:25,300
对了 滴露
599
00:35:26,110 --> 00:35:27,200
滴露
600
00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:30,370
很奇怪吗?
601
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,470
当然奇怪了
602
00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:33,950
叫你拿 你就拿来 快点去
603
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,090
这种男人最坏了
604
00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:45,190
对女人嘻皮笑脸
605
00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:47,290
一定想占人家便宜
606
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:48,960
你想怎么样?
607
00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,560
亲你行不行?
608
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:51,460
不行
609
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:55,270
我亲你就行
610
00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:11,710
要什么 先生?
611
00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:13,680
你看看那个家伙
612
00:36:13,790 --> 00:36:15,050
有没有我那么英俊?
613
00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:16,860
他怎么比得上你呢?
614
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,060
有没有我那么年轻? 你说呀
615
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,890
他儿子可能比你年轻
616
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,690
他有钱还是我有钱?
617
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,770
当然是你了 他从来不给小费
618
00:36:31,510 --> 00:36:34,740
没有一样比得上我 勾引我老婆
619
00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:38,610
再吃一块
620
00:36:39,350 --> 00:36:40,440
别这样
621
00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:41,350
怕什么呢?
622
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:44,810
不要
623
00:36:45,390 --> 00:36:46,480
我们去迪斯科玩
624
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:53,390
我们今天晚上玩到天亮
625
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,190
干什么?
626
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,130
去你的
627
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:56,790
打我干什么你?
628
00:36:57,470 --> 00:36:58,330
打你怎么样
629
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:02,700
谢谢
630
00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,200
调戏我女儿
631
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:05,270
谁调戏你女儿?
632
00:37:09,910 --> 00:37:12,210
不要打了...
633
00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:16,250
不许动 我是警察
634
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,940
不要怕 有我
635
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:22,920
那么大胆勾引我老婆
636
00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:24,290
一枪打死你
637
00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:27,380
不关我的事
638
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,660
是她爸爸送上门来给我的
639
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,600
是不是呀? 我说过有我不用怕嘛
640
00:37:41,410 --> 00:37:42,270
走啊
641
00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:43,440
阿强...
642
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:45,140
你是谁?
643
00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,240
你管我是谁
644
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,350
你干什么拉我老婆?
645
00:37:47,450 --> 00:37:49,040
对不起...
646
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,210
爸爸 救我
647
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,420
爸爸
648
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,780
女儿 你没事吧?
649
00:37:57,190 --> 00:37:58,850
谁是你的女儿?
650
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:01,720
你瞎了眼了 谁是你女儿呀?
651
00:38:01,830 --> 00:38:02,320
那我女儿呢?
652
00:38:02,430 --> 00:38:03,450
她怎么会是你女儿呢?
653
00:38:03,570 --> 00:38:04,550
把她抢回去给老板
654
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,500
老板 我把这位小姐抢回来了
655
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,000
她呀? 你他妈的
656
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:15,510
你要吧
657
00:38:16,810 --> 00:38:18,400
老板 你不是在开玩笑吧?
658
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,310
做梦 我的
659
00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:22,350
女儿 起来吧
660
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,050
老婆 起来吧
661
00:38:29,190 --> 00:38:30,210
你抱着我女儿干什么?
662
00:38:30,330 --> 00:38:31,420
你抱着我老婆干什么?
663
00:38:31,530 --> 00:38:32,620
还给你
664
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:34,960
都是你不好
665
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,890
叫你不要离开我嘛
666
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,690
小姐 滴露
667
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,030
是这种了
668
00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:49,140
什么事呀老板?
669
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,500
有没有闻到什么味道?
670
00:38:51,410 --> 00:38:52,280
有点味
671
00:38:54,850 --> 00:38:55,980
火烧后营?
672
00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,520
是你呀
673
00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:02,810
请
674
00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:06,720
请坐
675
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,150
坐... 不要客气
676
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,490
你喝什么?
677
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,460
酸梅汤
678
00:39:11,570 --> 00:39:12,760
酸梅汤?
679
00:39:13,130 --> 00:39:14,970
她喝酸梅汤 我要Gintonic
680
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:19,100
坐...
681
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,840
让我走...
682
00:39:26,350 --> 00:39:27,320
你爸爸让你来陪我
683
00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:28,540
这你还不明白?
684
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,720
我不喜欢那个红脸人 铲掉他...
685
00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:35,850
这张画? 这张画不能动
686
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,220
是我爸爸留给我的
687
00:39:38,490 --> 00:39:40,220
不如这样吧 如果你不喜欢他
688
00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,560
我们到楼上去坐
689
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:44,690
楼上坐...
690
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,370
上来... 小心点
691
00:39:54,910 --> 00:39:56,900
你怎么了?
692
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:59,350
老板 我替你抱她上去吧
693
00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:01,810
不用 这么重要的事我要亲力亲为
694
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,390
主人 快收伞
695
00:40:20,670 --> 00:40:22,500
老板 要不要帮忙?
696
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,440
这个女人究竟是什么人?
697
00:40:31,550 --> 00:40:32,570
你不要害我
698
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,850
是神仙 来搭救你跟你的女儿的
699
00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:39,750
是搭救你 阿珠是你的未婚妻
700
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:40,750
爸爸
701
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,690
好了 不说了...
702
00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:49,620
什么事?
703
00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:50,390
可以进去了没有?
704
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,020
不行
705
00:40:51,130 --> 00:40:52,100
我急着呢
706
00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:53,870
去巷口公厕
707
00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:56,770
那么黑 我害怕 你陪我去呀
708
00:40:57,110 --> 00:40:58,330
我又不急
709
00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:01,380
我怕了你了
710
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,550
为什么那么怕我?
711
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,790
过来
712
00:41:32,770 --> 00:41:34,140
为什么不说话?
713
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,670
其实我看上了你 是你的福气
714
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:38,580
不害臊
715
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:41,010
我风骚?
716
00:41:41,350 --> 00:41:43,370
我岂止风骚 我简直要发狂
717
00:41:45,650 --> 00:41:46,280
你看
718
00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:47,750
哪有人送菊花的?
719
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:49,350
不喜欢?
720
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:11,840
你怕香水的吗?
721
00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:13,740
是什么香水那么难闻?
722
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:17,510
洗澡吧
723
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,220
不想?
724
00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:40,360
别走过来
725
00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:44,140
阿珠 我告诉你一句话
726
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,940
你不要笑我
727
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:49,380
我的假牙丢了 你看
728
00:43:05,470 --> 00:43:06,630
好在还没消化
729
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:10,030
你倒排泄得很快
730
00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:11,040
直肠直肚嘛
731
00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:12,560
有没有味道?
732
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,060
有那么一点点
733
00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:17,170
不过不太觉得 你闻闻看
734
00:43:25,950 --> 00:43:27,350
不要那么粗鲁嘛
735
00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:31,010
我最喜欢害臊的女孩子了
736
00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:33,120
先把灯关了
737
00:44:07,830 --> 00:44:09,420
没关水龙头
738
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,830
见鬼 难道我撞邪了?
739
00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:24,240
爸爸
740
00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:24,710
帆叔
741
00:44:24,810 --> 00:44:25,400
你没事吧?
742
00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:26,480
怎么了?
743
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,140
爸爸
744
00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:31,280
叫你不要喝那么多嘛
745
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:35,790
阿珠 扶你爸爸回房间去
746
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:36,480
你不帮我忙呀
747
00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:37,580
现在轮到我急了
748
00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:38,980
快点...
749
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,830
阿青...
750
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:50,800
我在这儿
751
00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:55,000
还好你及时关上了这把伞
752
00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,170
不然的话 我就惨了
753
00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,710
不是我 是帆叔关的
754
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:02,110
这次让我溜了
755
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,340
那个大色狼一定会对付你们
756
00:45:05,190 --> 00:45:06,650
那以后你得照顾帆叔了
757
00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:08,220
这还用说吗?
758
00:45:09,190 --> 00:45:09,950
北风
759
00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:10,960
碰
760
00:45:11,690 --> 00:45:13,020
今天晚上的手气真旺
761
00:45:13,390 --> 00:45:14,950
我这一辈子手气都没这么好
762
00:45:19,270 --> 00:45:20,430
不会吧 赢了五万多块?
763
00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:21,870
真的 今天晚上他一进来
764
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:22,940
就打三百六百的
765
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,730
差不多每副牌都是他胡
766
00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:26,160
是吗?
767
00:45:31,110 --> 00:45:32,240
那我们的人是谁?
768
00:45:32,350 --> 00:45:33,440
当然是两个最棒的
769
00:45:33,550 --> 00:45:34,950
一个是广东自摸清
770
00:45:35,050 --> 00:45:36,520
一个是师父斜眼明
771
00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:37,680
自摸
772
00:45:38,290 --> 00:45:40,690
单吊红中 给钱
773
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,890
是不是老千?
774
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,220
不像 你看
775
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,160
七千 八千 九千...
776
00:45:48,260 --> 00:45:50,130
你不洗牌 也不落牌
777
00:45:50,230 --> 00:45:51,560
老在那儿数钞票
778
00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:54,070
好了... 你怕输不完哪 掷骰子
779
00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:56,430
该你庄了 拿去
780
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,440
这印度人怎么打这么大?
781
00:46:00,070 --> 00:46:02,510
这印度麻将王 他很有钱
782
00:46:02,610 --> 00:46:04,170
不过今天打从坐下来到现在
783
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,580
一直都没有胡过
784
00:46:05,950 --> 00:46:07,510
老大... 你看又来了
785
00:46:08,450 --> 00:46:10,920
今天晚上牌真好 是要什么有什么
786
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,280
九万
787
00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:14,720
他的牌一起手就这么好
788
00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:16,580
现在是听白板跟六九筒
789
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:17,860
怎么回事?
790
00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:19,360
到你了
791
00:46:19,790 --> 00:46:21,730
白板可以打了
792
00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:23,660
你还没摸牌呢
793
00:46:23,770 --> 00:46:24,630
摸牌呀
794
00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:29,530
快点
795
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,330
你快点打 好不好?
796
00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:34,970
刚巧一对 幸好没打 打单家一条
797
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:35,830
你白皮不打了?
798
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,500
人家还没见光嘛
799
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:40,480
六筒 好极了
800
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:42,510
东风
801
00:46:45,090 --> 00:46:46,050
你怎么搞的又掉牌?
802
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,690
摸牌不小心哪 对不起呀
803
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,520
那么多不小心 对不起
804
00:46:52,130 --> 00:46:52,990
红中 碰
805
00:46:54,330 --> 00:46:55,960
你又碰 你坐在旺家下家
806
00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:58,220
是也碰不是也碰 自摸了大家倒楣
807
00:46:58,330 --> 00:46:59,630
不碰怎么听牌?
808
00:46:59,730 --> 00:47:02,760
要真那么巧 奖券也会中呀 傻瓜
809
00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:04,040
乱碰
810
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:04,870
南风
811
00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:06,130
现在没人碰了吧 没有了吧
812
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,270
摸牌吧 难道你听九筒
813
00:47:08,710 --> 00:47:09,510
岂敢了
814
00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:10,740
所以说你的眼睛这样
815
00:47:10,850 --> 00:47:12,440
就因为你看不起人哪
816
00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:14,650
自摸九筒 辣子
817
00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:16,870
你看看 叫你不要碰牌了
818
00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:20,920
给钱...
819
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:21,750
快给钱
820
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,060
都是你
821
00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:31,460
就这一副牌就是两万六千四
822
00:47:31,970 --> 00:47:34,800
这两天输的 全捞回来了
823
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,060
别叽哩咕噜装神变鬼的 洗牌吧
824
00:47:38,170 --> 00:47:39,040
你不服气呀?
825
00:47:40,270 --> 00:47:41,070
行了
826
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,500
奇怪 这个人真邪
827
00:47:43,850 --> 00:47:45,570
运气来了 墙都挡不住
828
00:47:45,910 --> 00:47:47,900
我看那个印度人有点问题
829
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:50,310
老板 你看他的牌 又是怪牌
830
00:47:50,820 --> 00:47:53,080
是十三么呀 你看
831
00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:57,950
他听九万
832
00:47:58,530 --> 00:47:59,550
自摸清 到你了
833
00:48:00,190 --> 00:48:01,660
不要挑来挑去放冲
834
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,120
这回你少担心
835
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:12,930
对九万 七八九 四五六
836
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,740
一二三 对一万
837
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,510
一四七...
838
00:48:18,610 --> 00:48:21,080
不用数了 下一张人家胡了
839
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:22,980
四五六 我发财了
840
00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:27,020
不要看牌
841
00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:28,680
什么...
842
00:48:28,790 --> 00:48:29,880
不关你的事 打牌
843
00:48:31,230 --> 00:48:32,920
打就打 白板
844
00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:35,800
我要碰呀 朋友
845
00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:37,960
不要动 不要乱摸牌
846
00:48:42,970 --> 00:48:44,100
西呀 朋友
847
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:46,270
败家子 到你了
848
00:48:46,610 --> 00:48:48,510
败家子? 我这副牌呀
849
00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:50,870
要替老板赢回整栋大厦
850
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,720
万...
851
00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:10,460
这... 不对劲呀
852
00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:17,700
一二三 四五六 对九万
853
00:49:18,810 --> 00:49:21,370
一万 不能胡
854
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,380
邪门 五八万不能胡
855
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,900
三六万 也不能胡
856
00:49:27,010 --> 00:49:28,680
六九万 也不能胡
857
00:49:28,780 --> 00:49:30,150
小子 弄得我眼睛都花了
858
00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:31,180
你什么牌呀?
859
00:49:31,290 --> 00:49:32,780
你可千万不能打九万
860
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,720
怎么糊呢?
861
00:49:37,330 --> 00:49:38,520
随便了 摸什么打什么
862
00:49:38,630 --> 00:49:39,720
想那么多干什么?
863
00:49:40,930 --> 00:49:42,620
不对呀 打九万叫砍张十万
864
00:49:44,730 --> 00:49:46,460
是呀 我怎么那么笨呀
865
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:58,300
一对一万 一二三
866
00:49:58,410 --> 00:50:02,750
四五六 七八九 九万 十一万
867
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,850
打九万 我砍张十万
868
00:50:06,190 --> 00:50:07,650
我打了几十年麻将
869
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,020
最棒的就是这一副了
870
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,020
九万
871
00:50:11,290 --> 00:50:13,160
碰 十三么 我胡了
872
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:14,490
十三么?
873
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,090
感谢上帝保佑 给钱...
874
00:50:17,730 --> 00:50:18,820
收钱
875
00:50:19,670 --> 00:50:22,230
你什么牌呀? 你怎么可以打九万?
876
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,570
对一万 四五六 一二三 七八九
877
00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:29,600
你那是什么牌? 翻出来看看
878
00:50:31,950 --> 00:50:33,110
你这是一对九万哪
879
00:50:33,210 --> 00:50:34,880
你九子连环自摸九万
880
00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:37,010
你怎么可以打给他胡呢?
881
00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:39,650
不对吧 我该胡没胡?
882
00:50:39,950 --> 00:50:41,050
你自己看看
883
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,650
你打的这是什么牌呀? 你看看
884
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,580
老大
885
00:50:46,190 --> 00:50:47,560
你不要说了 把他拉到后头去
886
00:50:47,830 --> 00:50:49,920
你们替我好好的修理修理他
887
00:50:59,470 --> 00:51:02,910
买了... 买定离手
888
00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:08,310
买了... 买了
889
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:13,580
开 一二三 六点小
890
00:51:13,690 --> 00:51:14,550
笨蛋
891
00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:27,360
买了
892
00:51:27,470 --> 00:51:29,060
观音菩萨 天主圣母 释迦牟尼
893
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:30,930
如来佛祖 不管那位来都好
894
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,510
我求求你让我再看一次
895
00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:36,000
真的这么灵呀?
896
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,920
买了
897
00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:47,190
开 三个六
898
00:51:49,990 --> 00:51:51,080
真的赢了
899
00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:53,090
帆叔 你看得这么准呀
900
00:51:53,390 --> 00:51:54,880
三个六都给你买着了
901
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,190
你真有办法
902
00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:56,960
这是你的
903
00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:58,000
谢谢
904
00:51:59,070 --> 00:52:02,040
买了... 买定离手
905
00:52:03,970 --> 00:52:07,600
开 四五六 十五点大
906
00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:15,510
开 双一三 五点小
907
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,920
开了...
908
00:52:24,890 --> 00:52:25,320
帆哥
909
00:52:25,430 --> 00:52:25,820
干什么?
910
00:52:25,930 --> 00:52:28,990
不太好吧 有钱赌没钱还哪
911
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:30,260
你这句对白要改
912
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,760
谁说我没有钱还了?
913
00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:33,360
欠多少? 多少?
914
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,200
一共是两万四千六
915
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,860
好 我还以为是多少呢?
916
00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:40,200
这是两万五 剩下四百块钱
917
00:52:40,310 --> 00:52:42,210
给你两个狗腿子买药吃的
918
00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:43,810
拿着
919
00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:45,780
记住以后不准打我女儿的主意
920
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,470
什么?
921
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,050
什么? 什么...
922
00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:49,710
我还给你之后 我还可以再赢
923
00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:51,110
不信你看着好了 什么?
924
00:52:51,390 --> 00:52:51,910
开
925
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:54,080
慢着... 慢着
926
00:52:57,830 --> 00:52:59,660
帆叔 这次买什么呀?
927
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,730
单条 五千块钱点大
928
00:53:03,830 --> 00:53:04,630
二千块钱十二点
929
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,690
五千块钱大 二千块钱十二点
930
00:53:08,970 --> 00:53:11,840
老板 他今天运气好 跟他买
931
00:53:12,770 --> 00:53:14,640
老板 刚才那四百块钱小账
932
00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:16,110
让我们买了吧
933
00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:17,670
慢着...
934
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:18,610
干什么?
935
00:53:19,510 --> 00:53:21,850
两万块钱大 四千六 十二点
936
00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:24,050
还有这四百块钱全买十二点
937
00:53:25,350 --> 00:53:27,450
买定离手 开
938
00:53:27,890 --> 00:53:30,790
二三五 十点小
939
00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:51,610
这么老土 还当它是宝呢
940
00:53:52,950 --> 00:53:54,040
让我替它化化妆
941
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,230
起来呀
942
00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:09,790
你干什么?
943
00:54:10,930 --> 00:54:11,960
你看你像什么
944
00:54:12,230 --> 00:54:13,000
像什么?
945
00:54:13,830 --> 00:54:14,820
像个妓女
946
00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:19,700
我要你替我出头 来呀
947
00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:23,370
你看
948
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,180
你搞什么呢?
949
00:54:25,450 --> 00:54:26,570
怎么样? 漂不漂亮
950
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,240
漂亮
951
00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:31,310
还说漂亮 你说我该怎么惩罚她
952
00:54:32,450 --> 00:54:35,580
算了 你就当是新潮化妆不就行了
953
00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:38,590
不行 我救过她 她这样对我?
954
00:54:38,690 --> 00:54:39,660
你肯我也不肯
955
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,350
好... 随便你
956
00:54:45,930 --> 00:54:46,760
她是谁呀?
957
00:54:47,270 --> 00:54:48,760
她... 哪个她?
958
00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:50,300
这个小太妹呀
959
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,900
你能看见她吗?
960
00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:55,980
你们两抱在一起 我怎么会看不见
961
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,010
你当我是瞎子
962
00:54:58,610 --> 00:54:59,540
你到底是谁?
963
00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:00,880
对呀 你到底是谁呀?
964
00:55:01,650 --> 00:55:03,880
我... 我就是你的诚哥
965
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:06,710
分分秒秒想着的女人哪
966
00:55:07,190 --> 00:55:08,210
你真缺德
967
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,190
居然带女人到我房里来偷情
968
00:55:10,290 --> 00:55:12,160
不是 你别误会 阿珠
969
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:13,280
你快点隐形呀
970
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,630
我现在意乱情迷失去了法力
971
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:17,660
隐不成了
972
00:55:17,970 --> 00:55:18,760
你存心害我
973
00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:20,960
阿珠 你听我说
974
00:55:21,070 --> 00:55:22,560
不要说了 原来你是个色狼
975
00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:25,230
不是呀 我老实告诉你吧
976
00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:27,200
她不是人 她是妖精呀
977
00:55:27,310 --> 00:55:29,170
我知道 她是狐狸精
978
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,240
我也不知道她是什么精
979
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:31,500
牛精 水晶 鸡精 鸭精
980
00:55:31,610 --> 00:55:33,100
味精 蜂王精 菊花精
981
00:55:33,210 --> 00:55:35,080
柠檬精 水鸭精 洗洁精
982
00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:36,010
不管她是什么精
983
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,640
总之水洒在这把伞上
984
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:39,240
她就会现形 又可以隐形
985
00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:40,380
我就是她的主人
986
00:55:40,850 --> 00:55:42,790
这种故事谁会相信哪
987
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,020
你不相信?
988
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,220
你自己呢?
989
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,490
我... 我也不相信
990
00:55:47,590 --> 00:55:48,720
那你还废什么话
991
00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:51,660
我... 我求求你 请你自动消失
992
00:55:51,770 --> 00:55:54,760
可以 叫她向我道歉
993
00:55:54,870 --> 00:55:55,360
道歉
994
00:55:55,470 --> 00:55:58,100
什么? 要我向她道歉 她做梦
995
00:55:58,510 --> 00:55:59,470
我示范给你看看
996
00:56:00,110 --> 00:56:02,040
这把伞一开她就在这儿了
997
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:04,670
一关她就消失了 再开她就...
998
00:56:06,110 --> 00:56:09,280
没有消失 你们两个合伙来骗我
999
00:56:09,550 --> 00:56:10,450
不是 这把伞...
1000
00:56:10,550 --> 00:56:12,020
她不消失 我消失
1001
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,080
阿珠...
1002
00:56:14,190 --> 00:56:16,160
你不赶走她 以后别想见我
1003
00:56:16,860 --> 00:56:19,190
阿珠... 你存心害我是吗?
1004
00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:21,660
谁叫她不讲理 这样对我
1005
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,060
她不知道你是谁嘛
1006
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,860
那你知道 你有没有帮过我?
1007
00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:26,300
你根本当我不是东西
1008
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,490
你怎么这么野蛮呐
1009
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,590
我野蛮?
1010
00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,230
我帮了你那么多忙还说我野蛮
1011
00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:31,100
你才野蛮
1012
00:56:31,210 --> 00:56:32,140
你不要威胁我
1013
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:34,300
你别以为我没你就不行 我不稀罕
1014
00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:39,050
我以前没伞还不是过得挺好
1015
00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:12,010
帆叔
1016
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:14,570
你怎么会在上面呢?
1017
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,410
那边是土地公的管区
1018
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,540
虽然我不怕他 不过也别惊动他
1019
00:57:19,650 --> 00:57:21,950
不要紧的 你下来再说嘛
1020
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,990
叫我出来干什么?
1021
00:57:24,090 --> 00:57:27,190
你... 你真的是妖精呀?
1022
00:57:27,630 --> 00:57:28,990
刚才你不是全听到了
1023
00:57:30,630 --> 00:57:33,900
现在你有了这把伞就是我的主人了
1024
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,360
你叫我做什么都行
1025
00:57:35,470 --> 00:57:37,030
真的做什么都行?
1026
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:40,330
我知道你想什么 我不能嫁给你的
1027
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,470
你千万不要误会
1028
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:42,630
我可不是这个意思
1029
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:43,970
我女儿都这么大了
1030
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,910
我还想娶老婆吗?
1031
00:57:46,010 --> 00:57:48,280
总之有个女人陪陪我也就算了
1032
00:57:51,350 --> 00:57:52,180
老色狼
1033
00:57:52,450 --> 00:57:53,280
一个男人三四十岁了
1034
00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:54,450
死了老婆十几年
1035
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,990
要是换了你也变成狼了
1036
00:57:56,090 --> 00:57:57,110
你不要走过来
1037
00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:02,630
别开玩笑
1038
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,360
你不要跑 好不好
1039
00:58:05,370 --> 00:58:06,260
别开玩笑
1040
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:07,960
别动
1041
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,430
别开玩笑 小姐
1042
00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:16,200
我不摸 你也不要动呀
1043
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,240
下来吧
1044
00:58:20,510 --> 00:58:21,540
乖乖的不要动呀
1045
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,010
出来吧
1046
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:25,880
帆叔
1047
00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:27,240
我跟你说...
1048
00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:29,880
我都说过不摸你了 我怕你了
1049
00:58:29,990 --> 00:58:31,420
你不跟我讲心 我跟你讲金
1050
00:58:31,530 --> 00:58:33,430
你有没有办法让我赢钱呢?
1051
00:58:33,730 --> 00:58:34,490
那太容易了
1052
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:35,460
那么陪我去上班
1053
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,550
去赌场?
1054
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:38,290
带这把伞哪?
1055
00:58:39,630 --> 00:58:40,460
好了 我有办法了
1056
00:58:41,070 --> 00:58:42,330
用你教阿诚的办法
1057
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:43,400
不过这支伞放在哪儿
1058
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:45,130
可不能让人家知道 走吧
1059
00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:50,410
庄家双人双天 开了
1060
00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:51,440
这副牌不得了
1061
00:58:54,050 --> 00:58:54,950
杀
1062
00:58:56,380 --> 00:58:58,040
杀
1063
00:58:58,150 --> 00:59:00,090
慢着... 我有
1064
00:59:00,190 --> 00:59:01,650
你有? 开出来看看
1065
00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:04,180
双帝至尊
1066
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:05,850
当然有了
1067
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,620
你的
1068
00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:07,920
谢谢
1069
00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:09,520
这个拿去喝茶 给你的
1070
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:11,060
接下来怎么办?
1071
00:59:11,470 --> 00:59:12,020
全下
1072
00:59:12,130 --> 00:59:13,100
全下?
1073
00:59:14,770 --> 00:59:17,460
押了...
1074
00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:19,260
两百块串门
1075
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,160
两百块串门
1076
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,300
这不成了赌一门了
1077
00:59:24,410 --> 00:59:26,850
大家帮帮庄 好不好呀
1078
00:59:26,950 --> 00:59:30,180
你可以比庄嘛
1079
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,080
好
1080
00:59:32,390 --> 00:59:34,950
纵横十六 底横四
1081
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:37,450
杀
1082
00:59:37,890 --> 00:59:39,120
二十三 天门
1083
00:59:40,130 --> 00:59:42,250
你的 你的
1084
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,870
怎么样?
1085
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,970
该大不大
1086
00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:54,970
这怎么办? 输一百也没关系
1087
00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:01,410
糟了... 你替我摆吧
1088
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,310
什么?
1089
01:00:04,550 --> 01:00:08,510
庄家明配 鸳鸯六七四
1090
01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:09,550
一二开木桶
1091
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,090
还好全下了
1092
01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:14,720
有...
1093
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,690
四大公子逛码头也有了
1094
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,260
庄家是倒楣了
1095
01:00:20,370 --> 01:00:21,060
是呀
1096
01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:23,140
跟着他押
1097
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,830
跟?
1098
01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:26,700
上次四百块钱输掉了 还跟?
1099
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:29,530
老板
1100
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,370
那个老麻烦昨天又赢了好多钱
1101
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,350
没有理由他逢赌必赢的
1102
01:00:34,410 --> 01:00:35,810
会不会出老千?
1103
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,850
出老千? 怎么会呢?
1104
01:00:38,490 --> 01:00:39,380
如果是真的
1105
01:00:39,490 --> 01:00:41,980
怎么瞒得过师父我这双眼睛
1106
01:00:42,490 --> 01:00:44,320
毛病出在你的眼睛是斜眼
1107
01:00:46,330 --> 01:00:48,160
可是我总觉得他有点古怪
1108
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:52,090
去查查他
1109
01:00:53,630 --> 01:00:57,370
买呀...
1110
01:01:04,850 --> 01:01:06,710
原来上一次是你帮我的
1111
01:01:06,810 --> 01:01:07,910
现在知道也不晚啊
1112
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:12,990
差点让你吓死
1113
01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:15,780
老板 我发现有利地形 安全清楚
1114
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:17,460
哪儿?
1115
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,660
老板 没错 蹲在这儿监视最好了
1116
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,360
那还不去? 去呀
1117
01:01:30,340 --> 01:01:31,100
我去呀
1118
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,570
难道我去?
1119
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,900
老板看得起你 所以叫你去
1120
01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:38,740
老板 这么重要的工作
1121
01:01:38,850 --> 01:01:41,340
还是你亲力亲为好一点
1122
01:01:41,850 --> 01:01:44,080
你不想去? 没关系呀
1123
01:01:44,450 --> 01:01:45,280
你可以跟阿宝对调
1124
01:01:45,390 --> 01:01:48,350
好... 阿宝干什么?
1125
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:49,910
干什么?
1126
01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:51,210
去打架嘛
1127
01:01:51,990 --> 01:01:52,980
明白吗?
1128
01:01:54,030 --> 01:01:55,930
太刺激了 不用了
1129
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,460
我还是在这儿好一点
1130
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,700
去... 走呀
1131
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,830
灯先关掉
1132
01:02:22,490 --> 01:02:23,250
伞?
1133
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:24,520
你到底肯开口了
1134
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:25,450
还给我
1135
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:30,150
我看你丢了那把破伞以后
1136
01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:31,530
那么不开心
1137
01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:33,360
我特地买了一把新的给你
1138
01:02:34,470 --> 01:02:36,160
不是我那把有什么用呀
1139
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:38,730
有什么区别?
1140
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,140
难道那把真的有狐狸精? 鬼才信
1141
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,640
你的法术真是灵极了
1142
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:50,880
星期六我带你到马场
1143
01:02:50,980 --> 01:02:52,580
把整个马场都赢回来
1144
01:02:52,690 --> 01:02:54,310
试试看 不知道行不行
1145
01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:55,750
一定行的 今天到此为止
1146
01:02:55,860 --> 01:02:56,580
早点休息
1147
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:01,930
是不是真的?
1148
01:03:02,230 --> 01:03:03,960
老板 我伺候你这么久
1149
01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:06,090
我吹牛的时候什么时候骗过你哪
1150
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,300
那倒是
1151
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:09,030
他说得对呀
1152
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,700
老板 你还记不记得
1153
01:03:11,810 --> 01:03:13,770
上次你做那台戏的时候
1154
01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:15,930
一上床就不见了女主角
1155
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,370
还有呀 你带她回来的时候
1156
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,880
她看见关帝像就那么害怕
1157
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:24,850
妖精 一定是妖精
1158
01:03:27,690 --> 01:03:29,350
马上把那把伞偷回来给我
1159
01:03:30,190 --> 01:03:31,180
等一等
1160
01:03:32,730 --> 01:03:35,590
老板 要是他偷到那把伞
1161
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:37,460
他不是比你更威风了
1162
01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:38,860
说得对
1163
01:03:40,630 --> 01:03:43,470
这么重要的事 还是亲力亲为好
1164
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,330
对
1165
01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:50,640
那不是阿珠吗? 那把伞不在她那儿
1166
01:03:50,740 --> 01:03:51,470
你怎么知道?
1167
01:03:52,550 --> 01:03:54,170
多事 放我下去
1168
01:04:55,510 --> 01:04:56,440
上
1169
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,620
放
1170
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:27,630
老板得手了
1171
01:05:27,770 --> 01:05:29,000
得手个屁 得手?
1172
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,070
你没看见呀 现在更麻烦了
1173
01:05:48,230 --> 01:05:49,020
老板干什么?
1174
01:05:49,130 --> 01:05:49,890
找伞哪
1175
01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:58,030
那把伞在隔壁房间
1176
01:05:58,410 --> 01:05:59,740
那怎么办?
1177
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:00,830
拉他上来呀
1178
01:06:07,710 --> 01:06:09,910
混蛋 老板正在舒服呢
1179
01:06:10,020 --> 01:06:10,910
为什么把我拉上来?
1180
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:13,750
没办法 那把伞在隔壁房间哪
1181
01:06:15,690 --> 01:06:16,680
我们过去
1182
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,510
怎么办呢?
1183
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:20,610
急什么?
1184
01:07:21,290 --> 01:07:22,520
等他睡着了再说
1185
01:07:37,340 --> 01:07:38,240
下去
1186
01:07:38,340 --> 01:07:39,270
你下去
1187
01:08:47,310 --> 01:08:48,070
偷我伞?
1188
01:08:49,510 --> 01:08:50,600
快点拉我上去
1189
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,610
快点 用力把我拉上去
1190
01:08:52,710 --> 01:08:54,150
还给我伞
1191
01:08:56,450 --> 01:08:57,250
拉不动了
1192
01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:58,250
快拉呀
1193
01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,450
还给我
1194
01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:01,850
拉 用力拉 拉上去呀
1195
01:09:09,260 --> 01:09:09,630
你干什么?
1196
01:09:09,730 --> 01:09:10,350
不要走过来
1197
01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:11,560
你偷伞?
1198
01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,830
不要走过来 走过来我打你
1199
01:09:14,430 --> 01:09:15,330
我打你
1200
01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:24,530
快救老板
1201
01:09:40,490 --> 01:09:41,790
诚哥 不要追了
1202
01:09:43,330 --> 01:09:45,320
帆叔 他抢走那把伞是不是我的?
1203
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,640
伞仙...
1204
01:09:52,270 --> 01:09:53,860
你快点出来见见我吧
1205
01:09:53,970 --> 01:09:56,840
我为了你 踩痰盂 吃臭脚
1206
01:09:56,940 --> 01:09:58,810
伤了屁股 什么罪都受了
1207
01:09:58,910 --> 01:10:00,070
连我爸爸给我留下那张
1208
01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:01,810
古董关帝像都铲掉了
1209
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,140
你可怜可怜我
1210
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:06,210
如果你想见我就淋点水在伞上面
1211
01:10:08,390 --> 01:10:10,580
伞仙呀伞仙 你快点出来见见我吧
1212
01:10:10,690 --> 01:10:13,160
伞仙... 你快点出来见见我吧
1213
01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:14,420
叫我出来干什么?
1214
01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:19,060
你就是伞仙?
1215
01:10:20,130 --> 01:10:21,790
起先我还以为你很恐怖呢?
1216
01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:23,530
原来你这么漂亮
1217
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,000
漂亮也好丑也好 有什么事快点说
1218
01:10:26,510 --> 01:10:28,740
听说你有办法帮主人逢赌必赢
1219
01:10:29,210 --> 01:10:30,200
那太容易了
1220
01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:34,040
我赌得很大 不是开玩笑的
1221
01:10:34,450 --> 01:10:35,910
大小还不是一样
1222
01:10:36,420 --> 01:10:38,210
不信你可以试试我
1223
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,360
看清楚了
1224
01:10:51,230 --> 01:10:53,890
斜眼是师父 你能比他更棒吗?
1225
01:10:54,530 --> 01:10:55,470
试试看
1226
01:10:59,770 --> 01:11:00,670
洗匀它
1227
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:06,010
给我
1228
01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:08,980
哪 看清楚了
1229
01:11:20,090 --> 01:11:21,790
这个魔术玩得倒挺不错
1230
01:11:22,330 --> 01:11:24,060
这不是魔术 是法术
1231
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,430
不过这样赢不到钱的
1232
01:11:27,570 --> 01:11:29,660
想靠法术赢钱太容易了
1233
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:31,460
约个人来赌吧
1234
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:50,880
请问两位想玩什么?
1235
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:52,190
随便
1236
01:11:52,530 --> 01:11:54,490
总之你说得出 我就奉陪到底
1237
01:11:55,230 --> 01:11:56,560
十三张
1238
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,460
十三万一注
1239
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,760
十三注输一铺不过一百六十九万
1240
01:12:03,270 --> 01:12:04,960
为什么那么久才约我?
1241
01:12:05,410 --> 01:12:07,430
上次输得伤了元气了?
1242
01:12:08,170 --> 01:12:09,510
那倒不是
1243
01:12:09,740 --> 01:12:11,180
因为最近我的注码大了
1244
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,680
我怕不适合你玩
1245
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,470
准有九注
1246
01:12:41,710 --> 01:12:42,770
我只有两对
1247
01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,880
有两对也可以凑和呀
1248
01:12:45,350 --> 01:12:46,970
想想办法嘛
1249
01:12:52,790 --> 01:12:54,010
只能再凑一对
1250
01:12:54,490 --> 01:12:55,720
总比没有好嘛
1251
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:56,880
拿来
1252
01:13:07,930 --> 01:13:08,730
不是有头吗?
1253
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:16,210
那张A士呢?
1254
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:18,070
给了对面了
1255
01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:20,900
摆好请开牌
1256
01:13:27,350 --> 01:13:28,840
二三四 三轮车
1257
01:13:30,390 --> 01:13:34,380
三张King头 中间四条A
1258
01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:37,690
后档四条十
1259
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,130
这怎么算?
1260
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,160
摆乌龙了
1261
01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:47,870
A士换张小二真是太划算了
1262
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:50,700
运气来了墙都挡不住
1263
01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:54,440
老板 手风不顺 不如玩别的
1264
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,210
打二人麻将
1265
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:57,180
好
1266
01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:22,570
赌多点 一铺过好不好?
1267
01:14:22,910 --> 01:14:23,840
好
1268
01:14:23,940 --> 01:14:25,770
老王 银行里有多少现金?
1269
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:26,850
九百万
1270
01:14:26,950 --> 01:14:28,640
开张支票 一铺过赌九百万
1271
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:30,510
我再多加五万
1272
01:14:30,620 --> 01:14:32,780
赌你坐的那张椅子
1273
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,950
我不喜欢有人带私家椅子来赌钱
1274
01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:36,920
那么嚣张
1275
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,150
你也够嚣张的
1276
01:14:40,330 --> 01:14:41,220
当心我不帮你呀
1277
01:14:41,730 --> 01:14:43,320
不要嘛
1278
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,830
不要嘛
1279
01:14:46,370 --> 01:14:47,390
九百万
1280
01:14:48,230 --> 01:14:49,290
林先生赌现金吗?
1281
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,130
是
1282
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:51,500
哪位先掷?
1283
01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,690
不要开玩笑 你不能让我输
1284
01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:16,030
最后赢
1285
01:15:16,130 --> 01:15:16,820
好难
1286
01:15:16,930 --> 01:15:19,490
老板 就算你也掷一点也是打和
1287
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:22,530
当然 你看我出手多潇洒
1288
01:15:32,910 --> 01:15:34,240
这就算赢了
1289
01:15:34,610 --> 01:15:35,710
这怎么算呀?
1290
01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:36,870
没点
1291
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:40,880
不准坐我的椅子
1292
01:15:43,660 --> 01:15:45,950
林先生 这张支票是你的 恭喜你
1293
01:15:47,260 --> 01:15:47,990
谢谢
1294
01:15:48,290 --> 01:15:50,020
下次带张小凳子再来赌
1295
01:15:51,730 --> 01:15:52,530
走
1296
01:15:57,340 --> 01:15:58,890
我真是疼你
1297
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:03,440
老板... 你没事吧 老板...
1298
01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:04,700
谁让你把伞关上的
1299
01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,510
岂有此理 饭桶
1300
01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:10,180
打开它 点钞票 快点
1301
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:11,310
岂有此理 气死我
1302
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:12,980
都是我不好
1303
01:16:13,390 --> 01:16:14,610
这也不关你的事
1304
01:16:15,050 --> 01:16:16,180
都是这个大笨蛋
1305
01:16:16,290 --> 01:16:17,780
捡到了宝都不知道
1306
01:16:17,890 --> 01:16:18,750
又不肯告诉人家
1307
01:16:18,860 --> 01:16:21,550
那你呢? 你会用? 现在全完了
1308
01:16:25,230 --> 01:16:25,790
找谁呀?
1309
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:27,130
送保险箱的
1310
01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:28,190
送保险箱?
1311
01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:29,960
是呀 这儿是不是姓林的?
1312
01:16:30,070 --> 01:16:30,500
是呀
1313
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,760
是就对了 我们照地址送的
1314
01:16:33,170 --> 01:16:34,570
不收我们可以搬走的
1315
01:16:34,670 --> 01:16:35,570
老板
1316
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:37,470
谁订的?
1317
01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:38,410
一个女人
1318
01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:40,810
十足像个钝胎 穿黑裙子
1319
01:16:40,910 --> 01:16:42,900
绿披肩 头上插满了筷子
1320
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:44,350
像凤凰一样
1321
01:16:44,450 --> 01:16:45,940
她说买保险箱来装自己
1322
01:16:46,050 --> 01:16:47,450
你说她是不是神经病?
1323
01:16:47,550 --> 01:16:48,450
一点儿也不神经
1324
01:16:48,550 --> 01:16:49,750
我怀疑是开玩笑
1325
01:16:49,860 --> 01:16:50,820
不过钱已经付了
1326
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:51,950
不收货没有关系的
1327
01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:53,420
干嘛不收呢? 抬上去
1328
01:16:53,530 --> 01:16:54,580
谢谢
1329
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:55,750
跟我来...
1330
01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:57,620
抬进来...
1331
01:16:57,730 --> 01:16:59,160
大家帮忙抬进来...
1332
01:17:00,870 --> 01:17:02,530
快点
1333
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:04,900
别碰坏了家具
1334
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,300
慢慢 慢着...
1335
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,070
前面楼梯
1336
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,400
保险箱钥匙
1337
01:17:15,310 --> 01:17:16,250
里面是保单
1338
01:17:18,420 --> 01:17:19,880
谢谢你在这儿签个名
1339
01:17:20,190 --> 01:17:21,310
当心...
1340
01:17:21,420 --> 01:17:23,120
小心点...
1341
01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:25,920
这样摆对不对?
1342
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,750
替我给他们小费
1343
01:17:34,070 --> 01:17:37,040
谢谢你这么大的一块钱 我们走
1344
01:17:45,510 --> 01:17:46,000
你们都出去
1345
01:17:46,110 --> 01:17:47,340
出去...
1346
01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:50,720
你们俩也出去
1347
01:17:50,820 --> 01:17:51,580
我们两个?
1348
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:52,670
走...
1349
01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:55,990
去...
1350
01:18:06,570 --> 01:18:07,830
嗨
1351
01:18:30,490 --> 01:18:32,120
上边 走...
1352
01:18:32,790 --> 01:18:37,820
老板...
1353
01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:39,990
救命呀 我在这儿呀
1354
01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:41,000
在这儿...
1355
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,270
老板 你有没有钥匙?
1356
01:18:44,370 --> 01:18:45,270
有呀
1357
01:18:46,740 --> 01:18:47,540
在哪儿?
1358
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,730
在我这儿
1359
01:18:49,580 --> 01:18:50,740
叫他扔出来
1360
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:51,740
笨蛋
1361
01:18:52,810 --> 01:18:53,800
我们现在怎么办呢?
1362
01:18:54,310 --> 01:18:56,840
我怎么知道呀? 你们看着办好了
1363
01:18:59,890 --> 01:19:01,350
老板 忍耐一下
1364
01:19:02,460 --> 01:19:05,620
我受不了啦 快点
1365
01:19:06,290 --> 01:19:07,190
就快好了
1366
01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:11,190
我受不了啦
1367
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,570
你们另外想别的办法吧
1368
01:19:23,180 --> 01:19:24,440
这次一定行了
1369
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,140
又是什么花样呀?
1370
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,840
老板 我们把它炸开
1371
01:19:28,950 --> 01:19:30,210
你靠在一边啊
1372
01:19:40,790 --> 01:19:41,230
喂
1373
01:19:41,330 --> 01:19:42,020
帆叔呢?
1374
01:19:42,130 --> 01:19:42,720
我是呀
1375
01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:43,990
我的伙计真不听话
1376
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:45,060
把阿珠带到这儿
1377
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,160
明天中午你把伞带回白头山顶
1378
01:19:47,270 --> 01:19:48,820
换回你的女儿 再见
1379
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,390
喂...
1380
01:19:57,210 --> 01:20:00,470
阿珠 其实我真舍不得你
1381
01:20:01,580 --> 01:20:03,780
不过比起伞仙来
1382
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,480
她比你有用得多了
1383
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:09,910
老板...
1384
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:10,950
老麻烦来了
1385
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,050
我们去
1386
01:20:18,830 --> 01:20:20,160
走...
1387
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,410
好大的阵仗呀
1388
01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:34,270
老板 留心那把伞是假的
1389
01:20:34,550 --> 01:20:36,480
他敢? 他不要女儿了?
1390
01:20:37,050 --> 01:20:37,980
带她过来
1391
01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:39,870
过来
1392
01:20:39,990 --> 01:20:41,540
老板... 我过去就行了
1393
01:20:41,650 --> 01:20:44,150
不行 你拿到伞你变成老板了
1394
01:20:44,390 --> 01:20:45,450
把伞拿过来
1395
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:50,500
这么大的场面我害怕 还是你去吧
1396
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:52,590
去吧
1397
01:21:01,410 --> 01:21:02,430
祝你好运 走
1398
01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,550
老板... 是不是假的?
1399
01:21:12,650 --> 01:21:14,280
假的都没有 给我追
1400
01:21:14,650 --> 01:21:16,120
追...
1401
01:21:23,630 --> 01:21:24,320
你先挡一阵
1402
01:21:24,430 --> 01:21:24,920
阿珠 你去拿水
1403
01:21:25,030 --> 01:21:26,020
我请伞仙来帮忙
1404
01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:38,400
老板 他在那儿
1405
01:21:38,510 --> 01:21:39,370
抢他 抢呀...
1406
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,740
老板 阿珠把水拿过去了
1407
01:21:41,010 --> 01:21:42,570
不用怕... 拿家伙
1408
01:21:43,580 --> 01:21:44,550
阿珠 快一点
1409
01:21:48,290 --> 01:21:49,690
再发一球给我 快
1410
01:21:55,390 --> 01:21:55,920
糟了
1411
01:21:56,030 --> 01:21:58,000
阿珠 快把水瓶捡起来 流光了
1412
01:22:03,270 --> 01:22:03,740
麻烦了
1413
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:04,730
快抢伞
1414
01:22:05,970 --> 01:22:06,560
快抢呀
1415
01:22:06,670 --> 01:22:07,640
抢
1416
01:22:15,550 --> 01:22:17,140
爸爸... 你没事吧
1417
01:22:20,990 --> 01:22:22,210
快抢伞
1418
01:22:23,190 --> 01:22:27,180
想跑? 你往哪儿跑
1419
01:22:32,630 --> 01:22:34,530
爸爸 伞
1420
01:22:36,970 --> 01:22:37,990
伞在那边
1421
01:22:44,310 --> 01:22:46,400
截住他...
1422
01:22:59,290 --> 01:23:00,160
接着
1423
01:23:00,260 --> 01:23:01,120
快抢
1424
01:23:02,590 --> 01:23:04,150
诚哥 我在这儿
1425
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,560
阿珠
1426
01:23:14,410 --> 01:23:15,770
你们想死呀 想死呀
1427
01:23:15,870 --> 01:23:17,570
是我呀 我是老板
1428
01:23:17,980 --> 01:23:18,570
你们想死呀
1429
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:19,580
老板... 对不起...
1430
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:21,170
还不快追
1431
01:23:21,980 --> 01:23:23,280
快点把伞拿来呀
1432
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,950
给你伞有什么用呀? 你又没水
1433
01:23:28,050 --> 01:23:29,650
谁说我没水了 我都快憋不住了
1434
01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:31,580
转过身去 不要看
1435
01:23:40,870 --> 01:23:41,960
你怎么那么没规矩呀
1436
01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:43,890
急起来有什么办法呢?
1437
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:44,900
对不起
1438
01:23:45,170 --> 01:23:46,230
老实说自从我老婆死了之后
1439
01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:48,170
从来没在女人面前暴露过
1440
01:23:48,270 --> 01:23:49,210
暴露?
1441
01:23:49,540 --> 01:23:51,600
没有放大镜 我还看不到呢
1442
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:53,850
爸爸 快点叫她帮忙呀
1443
01:23:53,950 --> 01:23:55,110
诚哥顶不住了
1444
01:23:57,780 --> 01:23:58,750
快动手呀
1445
01:23:59,390 --> 01:24:01,410
我又不是神奇女侠 我可不会打架
1446
01:24:01,820 --> 01:24:03,790
那你叫我那帮伙计来呀
1447
01:24:05,090 --> 01:24:05,610
你这算什么?
1448
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,090
主人跟你说话你都不听
1449
01:24:32,820 --> 01:24:34,250
真棒 好法术
1450
01:24:34,590 --> 01:24:35,750
不是你说找你的伙计
1451
01:24:35,850 --> 01:24:37,720
我把整队坦克车都叫来
1452
01:24:37,820 --> 01:24:39,020
又不是世界大战
1453
01:24:45,900 --> 01:24:48,060
阿诚 上来玩玩吧
1454
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:50,530
快上车 快
1455
01:24:51,970 --> 01:24:53,670
来... 你来过过瘾
1456
01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:03,880
救命呀...
1457
01:25:09,090 --> 01:25:10,420
老板 等等我
1458
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,580
老板 上那车吧...
1459
01:25:27,410 --> 01:25:30,810
老板 没事吧...
1460
01:25:35,150 --> 01:25:36,840
危险哪
1461
01:25:51,630 --> 01:25:55,530
你... 你别乱搞 那辆车是我的
1462
01:25:55,630 --> 01:25:56,900
旧的不去新的不来呀
1463
01:26:00,140 --> 01:26:01,040
小心呀
1464
01:26:01,970 --> 01:26:03,100
这边又来了
1465
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,350
快 开快点
1466
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:12,820
开车
1467
01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:19,520
回车上...
1468
01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:26,220
救命呀
1469
01:26:30,070 --> 01:26:31,540
这回可过瘾了
1470
01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:33,860
救命呀
1471
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:40,040
千万别弄出人命来
1472
01:26:40,150 --> 01:26:40,840
不会的
1473
01:26:40,950 --> 01:26:43,210
这些人全是垃圾把他们全倒了算了
1474
01:26:44,050 --> 01:26:46,350
救命呀 快放我们下来呀
1475
01:26:46,450 --> 01:26:47,280
好
1476
01:26:53,330 --> 01:26:54,450
好 全倒完了
1477
01:26:54,790 --> 01:26:56,120
比铲一天泥还辛苦
1478
01:26:56,230 --> 01:26:56,990
还给你
1479
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:01,370
快点拿着这把伞
1480
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,860
不用拿了 拿回来也没有用
1481
01:27:03,970 --> 01:27:04,700
为什么?
1482
01:27:05,100 --> 01:27:06,730
你知道你自己做过什么事了
1483
01:27:07,570 --> 01:27:08,770
我现在失去了法力
1484
01:27:09,270 --> 01:27:10,830
以后都不能帮你们了
1485
01:27:13,910 --> 01:27:16,210
诚哥 再见
1486
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:17,110
去哪儿?
1487
01:27:17,850 --> 01:27:18,910
自动消失
1488
01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:19,750
为什么?
1489
01:27:20,620 --> 01:27:21,640
你问他
1490
01:27:24,690 --> 01:27:25,820
你留下好吗?
1491
01:27:27,030 --> 01:27:28,220
试试看吧
1492
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:33,690
阿诚 走吧
1493
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:35,530
都是你
1494
01:27:35,630 --> 01:27:37,260
要不然阿青一定会让我发财的
1495
01:27:37,370 --> 01:27:38,500
我看见你就烦
1496
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,630
还是赶快嫁出去算了 烦死了
1497
01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:43,770
诚哥
1498
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:46,840
原来是你 阿珠呢?
1499
01:27:50,580 --> 01:27:52,350
你没过门就不认识爸爸了?
1500
01:27:52,450 --> 01:27:54,150
爸爸 我没那么坏
1501
01:27:54,650 --> 01:27:55,850
阿诚 你听我说
1502
01:27:55,950 --> 01:27:57,920
别叫人猜中你们俩好不了多久
1503
01:27:58,020 --> 01:27:59,960
我告诉你 我也是出门不认货的
1504
01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:12,210
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