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Field trip worksheets!
Hot off the press!
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What in the hot hell is this?
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Today is thee day...
two E's...
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that we go to
Smith Memorial Playground.
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We're not gonna be
the only school there,
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but we did snag
the last reservations.
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And I made worksheets
so that it can be educational.
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This is gonna be,
like, the best field trip ever.
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Jacob, nobody needs this.
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You pulled off a field trip
with no money and no help.
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Baby, relax.
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Yeah, we're going to the park.
Kids don't wanna work.
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Mnh-mnh.
We don't wanna work.
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Ava definitely don't wanna work.
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I never do.
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And today, I get to not work
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while lounging in my air chair.
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I love furniture that rhymes.
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Yeah, so knock it off
with the worksheets
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or you're gonna ruin this trip.
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Ah! Morton.
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For all your flaws,
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I know you appreciate
the value of education.
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Thanks, buddy.
You're a lifesaver.
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One for you.
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Oh, here we go.
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Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
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I'll see you.
Okay.
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Gregory.
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I just witnessed
that interaction
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between you and Janine.
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Putting on her coat for her
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was practically pornographic.
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What's going on, man?
Am I... Did I miss something?
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I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
Yay!
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When I find the exact right time.
Boo!
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Look, I want it to go well
this time.
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Wait.
Is there a chance
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you might do it
on the field trip?
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When the time is right,
the time is right.
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Whenever that may be.
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Oh. On my field trip.
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That's a little like proposing
at somebody else's wedding,
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but, you know, lucky for you,
I'm not that kind of bride.
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None of the kids
want to sit with me.
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You confiscate one water balloon
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and you are persona non grata
around here.
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Uh, well, as much as
I love a bus buddy,
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maybe there's another open seat
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you'd prefer to sit in.
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What are you talking about?
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Let's just say a little birdie
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named Gregory told me that
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he may have some very
serious feelings for you.
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Jacob, I need you to tell me
the truth right now.
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Did Gregory say that,
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or do you have a bird
named Gregory?
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My bird's name is Peter,
and you would know that
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if you ever came over
to meet her.
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Basically...
Janine.
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Just admit it.
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You still like him, right?
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Maybe.
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Yes. Yes, yes,
yes, yes.
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But I already tried to tell him
at the beginning of the year.
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Okay, well, you were
different people then.
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We all were.
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I was in a relationship
and unhappy.
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And now look at me.
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I'm... I'm single and...
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you know, I'm fine.
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Just...
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Just go talk to him.
Trust me.
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Okay.
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Hey. Oh.
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Come here often?
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About once a year.
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Me too. Me too.
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These field trips,
they usually end in disaster.
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It's crazy.
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Well, maybe this year's
field trip
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can break our unlucky streak.
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Next stop... the park!
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Whoo!
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Nice to finally have
some peace and quiet, huh?
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In my head, things are
as loud as ever.
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With no kids around,
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I can finally take care
of my to-do list.
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But most pressing of all?
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All these damn keys
weighing my pants down.
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I got duplicates,
triplicates, four...
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plicates.
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My belt loops are rated
50 pounds or less
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and suspenders are for freaks.
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And if you think
the seesaw is cool,
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you should check out
the fun facts section of your...
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Okay, no one's listening.
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My air chair needs air,
and there's no wind.
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Try running north to south.
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Ms. Schemmenti!
A kid pushed me!
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Oh, no.
Are you okay, kiddo?
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Which kid?
That kid over there
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from the other school.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey. How you doing?
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So, um, I just was made
to understand
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that there was
some sort of incident
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where your kid pushed my kid.
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Well, actually, I was told that
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your student
shoved my student first, so...
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Oh. Well,
that's unfortunate.
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Why don't we just have
them apologize to each other?
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Okay. W... Sure.
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I mean, I guess that's
the right thing to do,
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no matter who shoved
the other one first. Go ahead.
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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Huh?
Yeah.
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It's gonna be a great day.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, it can get like that
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between kids
on the playground sometimes.
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Especially right before
snack time.
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It's like a less violent version
of the "Squid Game."
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Gotta tell you,
I'm not loving the 'tude
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coming off that teacher, though.
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Alex, be careful.
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Your shoes are untied!
Oh!
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And he's down.
I got Band-Aids.
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Oh, no, he's back up.
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It's alright.
He's running it off.
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That's good.
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We did a pretty good job of
getting him to like school.
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"Like" is a strong word,
but he's here.
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What kid would miss
field trip day?
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Uh, well... actually,
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I hated field trips as a kid.
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It meant missing class.
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Oh, right.
I forgot you're a nerd.
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You sing Randy Newman songs
to your plants,
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so who's the nerd, really?
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You heard that?
Yeah.
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Do you mind, um,
taking a picture
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of me with my kids
in the background?
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I barely have any
from the year, so...
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Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
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Okay, ready?
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Got it?
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Yeah.
Yeah?
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Thank you.
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Um...
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Hey, are you a swinger?
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What?
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Do you want to go on the swings?
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Oh, yes.
Yeah.
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I swing on the swings.
Swings.
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Yeah.
Do you want to do them?
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The swings?
Yeah.
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Okay.
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Look at 'em.
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Those Liberty kids
keep cutting our kids in line.
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Oh. It's just
kids being kids.
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See, my student Torian,
he's right up front.
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Nobody's cutting...
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Ooh, just wait a minute now.
Hey.
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Hold on a second.
Okay, let's...
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let's not let this ruin
my big day.
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Okay, but you didn't see
what happened
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between me and one of
the Liberty teachers earlier.
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I am sensing a pattern here.
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Melissa.
Hmm?
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I'm going to need some muscle
and a sharp tongue.
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Well, let's go then.
Come on.
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Hey.
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Nice to see you again.
Listen.
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Your kids are
on strike two, okay?
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'Cause they seem to keep
cutting our kids in line.
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What?
That is so interesting
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because, see,
our kids are saying
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that your kids are hogging
all the saddle spinners.
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So, I don't know.
Teach your kids to share.
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No need to get snippy here.
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Oh, no.
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I see where
these Liberty students
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get their manners.
Mm-hmm.
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What was that?
Nothing.
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Why don't you watch
your students?
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Why don't you, huh?
Yeah, we just,
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you know,
want to keep things fair.
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All right?
Alright, yeah, well, you know,
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life's not fair.
Right?
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You have to teach at Abbott, so...
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Excuse you?
The audacity!
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No, we get to teach at Abbott.
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Yeah, I get to be
lactose intolerant.
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She was being rude. I get it now.
Thank you.
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- Okay. I shouldn't punch someone
in the park, right? - No.
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Liberty everywhere you look.
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Do they not understand the
meaning of the word "public"?
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I'm riled up.
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You know, I thought
if anyone was gonna ruin
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this field trip for the kids,
it was gonna be you.
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Hey, Morton.
Are your students having
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any trouble with
these Liberty kids today?
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I honestly have no idea.
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I've been angrily texting
my ex-wife all morning.
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She thinks she should
get the grill.
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What's a woman gonna
do with a grill?
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You're scum.
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Listen, these Liberty teachers
must be stopped.
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Y'all need to let it go.
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It's not that deep.
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I'm trying to listen to
an oral history
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on the history
of oral histories,
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and I can't hear it
over all y'all pettiness.
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Oh.
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Little help?
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Hey, uh, that's our ball.
Toss it back.
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Just as far as you can.
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I don't want you
to hurt yourself.
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It has got to be done.
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- Whoa!
- Come on.
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- Seriously?
- Slow down.
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You don't want to hurt yourself.
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How have we
not talked about this?
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We haven't?
No.
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Yeah, my favorite color
is green.
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I'm a green guy.
Wow.
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Green for your green thumb?
Mm-hmm.
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Okay. And my favorite color
is blue.
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Uh-huh.
No synthetic, though.
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- Okay. - You know, blue,
like, found in nature.
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Like fish or Smurfs.
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Can we get a turn?
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Yeah. Sorry.
Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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Will only be a while.
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You know, if you could go
faster, that would be great.
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I'm all the way down
to no excuses.
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Oh. Ugh.
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Bug.
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Take your time and be safe.
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You want to keep your momentum
going so you don't get stuck.
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- You know what? A little bit
of help here, please. - Oh. Alright.
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Here you go. Okay.
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Thank you.
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Whew!
Saved my life.
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I don't know about that.
No, you did.
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With my height,
that's the equivalent
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of a two-story fall.
Okay.
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I guess I did save your life then.
Yeah.
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Pick that up from that EMT
you've been hanging out with?
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Maybe.
Is that bad?
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No. Happy you
learned something.
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It's nice to just have
a day with the kids and Gregory.
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Feels good.
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Feels great.
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Ava doesn't like anyone
going down there.
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The basement? Why?
259
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,628
I don't know.
260
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,349
But I see her going down
there all the time.
261
00:09:57,306 --> 00:10:00,518
Keys were bad enough,
now we've got numbers?
262
00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:04,270
What the hell.
Let's try...
263
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,313
6-9-6-9.
264
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:12,028
69% of the time
it works 69% of the time.
265
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:16,490
Well, I'll be.
266
00:10:18,244 --> 00:10:20,412
Hello, Ms. Coleman.
267
00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:21,620
It's Mr. Johnson,
but you're gonna learn that
268
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,038
the hard way.
269
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,172
Okay, kiddos, come on, let's go
270
00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,630
get us our lunch
and get in the shade.
271
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,177
Oh, thank goodness.
Let's get out of this sun.
272
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,303
Oh!
273
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,056
We had to move
your little lunches.
274
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,142
I hope it's not a problem.
275
00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:44,226
Oh!
276
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,272
That was supposed
to be our spot.
277
00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:50,442
They threw our lunches
into the sun!
278
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,068
I have never known
evil like that,
279
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,238
and I have been
to a Cowboys home game.
280
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,908
You two!
Where have you been?
281
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,326
We're at war here.
282
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,160
War?
With the park?
283
00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:03,370
Gregory, uh, walk with me
for a moment.
284
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,748
I could...
I could use some air.
285
00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:05,956
We're already outside.
286
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,500
Well, then it won't take long.
287
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,919
Okay, so what's this
about a war?
288
00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:12,087
You're a peacetime teacher,
Gregory. This isn't for you.
289
00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,090
I merely wanted you alone to ask
290
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,591
how the bus chat went.
291
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,635
Was it the right time?
No, not yet.
292
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,471
We were having a really good
time by the swings,
293
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,931
but then, while I was
taking a picture of her,
294
00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:23,140
Manny sent her a text
asking her to go to dinner.
295
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,643
Oh, no.
Not the beard.
296
00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:27,144
That's what's different.
I don't care about the text.
297
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,440
If anything, it just motivates
me more to tell her how I feel.
298
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:31,691
My man.
299
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,193
So...
300
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,490
Next time we're alone,
it's happening.
301
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,283
Wow.
302
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,951
It's like a Hallmark movie.
303
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,327
Janine is the city girl,
304
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,788
and you're
the rough-and-tumble guy
305
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:45,706
who tends a garden,
306
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,165
and I am the guy...
307
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,668
watching that movie.
308
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,715
You know, hot PB&J
is considered a delicacy
309
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:56,924
in a lot of places.
310
00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:59,219
It's like a panini, basically.
311
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,513
So, we're being fancy.
312
00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:04,014
Ha! Y'all did this
to y'all selves.
313
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,308
Ava, you're deflating.
314
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:09,395
Hey, how are your warm,
toasty sandwiches?
315
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,272
What'd you say
about our sandwiches?
316
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,357
You know what?
Why don't we just not interact
317
00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:15,402
for the rest of the afternoon?
318
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:17,486
We are about to take
our students to the slide.
319
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:20,030
So you all have a nice day.
320
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,701
Actually, we're going to
the slide right now, so...
321
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,159
- Say what?
- Oh, my God.
322
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,870
Let it go.
323
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,455
This is stupid playground beef.
324
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,331
Y'all are being more childish
than the kids.
325
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,167
Soror!
326
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,129
Crystal?
327
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,965
Crystal.
This is your school?
328
00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,508
This is my school.
329
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,634
Okay, let's fight these bitches.
330
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,678
A soror war.
331
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,306
You and your teachers have been
messing with my school all day.
332
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,350
Before, when it had no effect
on me, I was disengaged.
333
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,727
But now that my podcast
has ended
334
00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:51,855
and my chair is deflated,
this is personal.
335
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,230
It's time to end this.
336
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,732
And how do you suppose
we do that?
337
00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:55,984
Relay race!
338
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,238
Winner takes all!
339
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:03,323
The slide and the pride!
340
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,160
Yeah!
So just those two things!
341
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:09,496
I guess you're forgetting
I was on the track team.
342
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,832
Oh.
I know you a runner.
343
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,500
That's a Chicago term for a ho.
344
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,294
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
345
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:18,057
- Ebonics, or AAVE, it changes
from state to state. - Jacob, mnh-mnh.
346
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,759
Today, these two crews...
Abbott Elementary...
347
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,845
And Liberty Rings!
348
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,267
...will battle it out...
349
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:32,312
will battle it out park style.
350
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,480
A relay race through
the playground.
351
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,149
You all know the risks.
352
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,484
It's what you signed up for.
353
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:41,488
And winner gets dibs
on the big wooden slide.
354
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:43,282
Yes!
355
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,744
Alright, here we go.
Here we go. Let's go.
356
00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:50,120
Why?! You don't know how to light it!
This is kinda nice.
357
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,706
Big slide all to ourselves.
Mm.
358
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,625
Our kids are so excited
about the relay race.
359
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,503
So are our adults.
360
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,837
So... should we slide?
361
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,756
Yeah.
362
00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:02,008
Yeah, use the oven.
Whatever.
363
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,426
Thanks.
364
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,135
Have you sliden before?
365
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,678
Um, no.
Oh!
366
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,056
No, I don't typically.
367
00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:09,974
Clear eyes, full hearts,
368
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,558
elbows out, hip checks,
whatever it takes.
369
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,976
Mm-hmm.
Let's be aggressive out there.
370
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,394
Wait. Where's
Janine and Gregory?
371
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,063
Oh, who cares? Janine will
just slow us down.
372
00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:17,398
She's got little limbs.
373
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,484
And let's be real... Gregory's
never really been one of us.
374
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:22,236
Look.
We need everybody.
375
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:24,655
I can't carry this team
all by myself.
376
00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:26,573
Alright.
Fine. I'll go find them.
377
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,283
Thank you.
378
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,703
You ready?
Born ready.
379
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:53,143
Look, Janine, um...
380
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,769
I wanted to tell you...
381
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:58,105
Now, what the hell's
going on here?
382
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,732
Sorry. I had to take a call
from my ex-wife.
383
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,235
I wasn't talking to you.
384
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,736
Ugh. Never date someone
you work with.
385
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,697
Wait. What'd you say?
It's a long story.
386
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,575
No, please.
387
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,409
Some of us need to hear it.
388
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,953
Well, me and my ex-wife,
we were both teachers.
389
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,581
Our classes were right next
to each other.
390
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,039
We eventually got there.
391
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,000
Ooh.
Sounds so familiar.
392
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,543
Did you take it to HR?
393
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,919
'Cause when I used to date
the other cashier
394
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,838
at Cold Stone Creamery,
policy stated
395
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,048
if we didn't report it, they
wouldn't like it or love it.
396
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,759
In fact, they gotta have it
reported to HR.
397
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,053
Or it would have been berry,
berry, berry bad.
398
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,847
Well, we did.
399
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,850
And they warned us,
but we ignored it.
400
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,019
And at first, everything
was wonderful, a dream.
401
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,854
But then things got rocky.
402
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,855
We fought, and there was
no escape from it.
403
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,356
That's right.
404
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,650
Home, school,
the lunch room, recess,
405
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,653
field trips, parks, slides.
406
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,489
She was just there.
407
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,948
Always there.
408
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,243
I eventually had to
change schools,
409
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,453
take less money,
crappy studio apartment,
410
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:55,871
forced to work with Mr. Hill.
Oof.
411
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,874
I feel that.
412
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,668
And now I have several ulcers.
413
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,086
Mm-hmm.
414
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,837
All because I dated a coworker.
415
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,591
Mm, mm, mm.
Thank you, Mr. Morton.
416
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,344
It was illuminating
for all of us.
417
00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:12,138
Now, if you two will stop acting
like a couple of school kids,
418
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,057
we gotta go win a relay race.
419
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,110
Thanks.
420
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,113
Yeah.
421
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,407
I've been thinking
so much about it going right,
422
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,620
I made the mistake of
not considering it going wrong.
423
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,539
So I have to hold off.
424
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,126
But Jacob's right, though.
Morton sucks.
425
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,712
I'm 20 pounds lighter
and finally done.
426
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,258
My pants won't have to
sag anymore.
427
00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:50,176
I couldn't find a match
for this last one.
428
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,096
So it's going in the trash.
429
00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,395
Oops. Forgot my car keys.
430
00:17:10,114 --> 00:17:11,239
Everyone know
what they're doing?
431
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,240
Wait.
I want the monkey bars.
432
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,617
What, you got a bet
on the other team or something?
433
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,619
Janine, I really don't think...
No, no, no, I can do it.
434
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,288
She can.
435
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,249
Fine. Gregory, you got
the tricycle thing.
436
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,084
So "tri-not" to mess it up.
437
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,961
Okay, okay, okay.
438
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,296
Let's get it!
439
00:17:26,297 --> 00:17:28,298
Let's have a good, clean race.
440
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,465
Clean? Girl, I knew you
in college.
441
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,969
On your mark... get set...
442
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,052
go!
443
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,683
Hey, wait a second!
Wait a second!
444
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,978
Ava!
445
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,109
One, two...
446
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,695
Whooooa!
447
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,948
Okay, go, go, go, go!
448
00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:59,202
Slap his hand, Jacob!
449
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,163
Come on, Gregory, let's go!
450
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,000
Go, Greg!
Go, Greg!
451
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,381
That's it!
Don't fall!
452
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,799
Oh, yes, Melissa!
453
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,176
Yes, beautiful!
454
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,556
Go! Go! Go!
Here we go! Here we go!
455
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,640
Go, Janine!
456
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,932
She good!
457
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,353
Fly, Janine, fly!
458
00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:25,480
You got it.
Yes!
459
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,481
Go, Janine!
You got it!
460
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,732
Go, Janine!
461
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,068
Come on, Janine, come on!
Put it all into it!
462
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,403
I'm not physical in this way.
463
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,323
One more, Janine!
One more!
464
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,325
Okay.
465
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,618
Alright, now.
466
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,788
Stop dancing, Janine!
Stop!
467
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,998
Sorry!
Thank you!
468
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,166
- Barb!
- You got this!
469
00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,339
Go, Barb, go!
470
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,509
- Oh, no, you didn't!
- Go, Barb!
471
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,013
Satan right behind you, girl!
472
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:05,186
Yeah!
473
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,357
You're welcome, kids!
474
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,401
Yes.
475
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:12,902
Kids?
476
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,363
Wait. Where'd all
the kids go?
477
00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:20,159
Looks like the children
can get along
478
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,576
quite well without us.
479
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,246
Well, okay, but her kid
shoved my kid.
480
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,330
No, your kid did shove my kid.
We're done.
481
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:29,626
I guess the adults are
to blame here.
482
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,171
I'm sorry, soror.
483
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,881
And I'm sorry...
484
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,217
that we had to beat your ass!
485
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,261
Whoo!
486
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,847
Boom!
Ooh! Sorry.
487
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,230
Took you long enough.
488
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,273
Mr. Johnson,
what you doing outside?
489
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:53,651
While I was thinning out
my keys, I locked myself out.
490
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,362
No way back in, so I guess
there's no more school forever.
491
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,035
If it was that easy, I'd have
locked us out years ago.
492
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,619
Outta my way.
I gotta pee.
493
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,164
Lucky for me, I found that
brand-new bathroom to use.
494
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,000
Please tell me
you didn't use it.
495
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,751
Use it?
Baby, I abused it.
496
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,255
No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
497
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,048
Jacob.
498
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,508
I gotta hand it to you, man.
499
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,509
I thought this whole field trip
was gonna be terrible.
500
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,386
Just a bad idea
from start to finish.
501
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,806
But best field trip ever?
502
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,142
Best field trip ever!
503
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,894
Smith Playground champions,
baby!
504
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,979
That's right.
505
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,815
Look, I said you're
not getting the grill.
506
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:36,068
Okay, um, I guess
it's time to go inside.
507
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,864
Cool. I'm gonna see if Jacob
needs help with anything.
508
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,574
Okay.
509
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,116
I'll see you tomorrow?
510
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,994
Yeah.
511
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,875
You a little sore?
512
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,544
Forget a Charley Horse,
513
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,798
I got a Charley Polo Team
in my hamstrings.
514
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,593
Charley Polo Team.
515
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,054
Like Ralph Lauren.
516
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,557
Shut up, Gregory.
517
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,017
I said nothing.
518
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,936
But I did tell you
all to stretch.
519
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,939
You all look ridiculous.
520
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,816
Us? What about you?
521
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:18,193
Where does your waist end
and your neck begin?
522
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,363
If that's supposed
to be a pickup line...
523
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,740
it's working.
524
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,826
Delicious.
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