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Only 42 days
until I go to Caltech.
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That can't be right.
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Oh, it is.
It's in my calendar, too.
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You don't have to be
so excited about it.
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It's a little late
to pretend that I like him.
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There's still so much to do
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before I go:
write my graduation speech,
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last trip
to the comic book store,
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last lunch with Tam
at the high school.
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I didn't know you and Tam
were still friends.
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Why would you think that?
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Because you never see him.
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My favorite kind of friend.
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Well, make sure you leave room
for the family photo,
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because that is definitely
happening before you go away.
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Seriously?
That bluebonnet thing?
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That is so lame.
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It is not lame.
It is a Texas tradition.
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ADULT SHELDON:
For those of you who don't know
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what my mother is talking abou,
it's this
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and this and all these.
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Forcing your family
to dress in matching outfits
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and be photographed in a field
of fire ants and bees
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is a traditional Texas torture
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dating back
to the Great Depression.
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Are they depressed
because of financial ruin?
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No, it's the picture.
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I'm pretty booked up,
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but I'll try and pencil you in
if time permits.
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I bought the outfits,
I booked the photographer.
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You're doing it.
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Doing what?
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That bluebonnet photo.
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- Aw, come on. I don't want to.
- If he doesn't have to...
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We are all doing it,
and we're all gonna be happy
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whether you like it or not.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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[knocking]
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Hey, Tom, you
wanted to see me?
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Uh, yeah,
why don't you close the door.
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That always makes me nervous.
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No, it's good.
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Then why can't
the door stay open?
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Fine, leave it open.
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Eh, I already closed it.
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[groans] So, what's up?
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Well, George,
you've had a hell of a season.
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[scoffs]
Now I wish the door was open.
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I got a buddy who coaches at
Rice who was asking about you.
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Great college.
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- So, what'd you tell him?
- Well, I told him
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you wouldn't be interested,
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you're pretty happy here.
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What?
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Why would you do that?
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So you're not happy here?
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Wha... No, of course
I'm happy here, it's just...
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Aw, I'm just messing with you.
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[chuckles] I told them
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you'd be a fantastic coach
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and they'd be crazy
not to take you.
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Wow, Tom, I...
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I don't know what to say.
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You can say no and stay here.
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Well, I sure ain't saying that.
[chuckles]
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But moving to Houston--
that's a big deal.
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That's why I wanted
to give you a heads-up,
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so you and Mary could talk
before they make the offer.
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Appreciate that.
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Congratulations, George.
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I've always believed in you.
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What about
that time you fired me?
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We're having a nice moment,
do you have to?
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[chuckles]
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["Genius of Love"
by Tom Tom Club playing]
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Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
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I'm leaving soon and I want
to remember this place
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exactly the way it is.
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Mister, could you move?
I don't know you.
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- Better.
- Where you going?
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- California.
- Oh.
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Home of the San Diego Comic-Con.
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Rad.
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[chuckles]
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It's how they talk there.
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I didn't realize I was gonna
have to learn another language.
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Well, if I can do it,
- anyone can.
- Hmm.
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Do you know any comic book
stores in Pasadena?
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I'm worried I'm not gonna
find any as good as this one.
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I like to think
a comic book store is only
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as good as the people
who hang out in it.
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Do you like the people
who hang out in this one?
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No.
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Mm. I also need
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to stock up on some more
T-shirts while I'm here.
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Yeah, sure. I mean,
you want to look bitchin'.
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It's another thing
they say in SoCal.
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I won't be saying that.
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Well, guess I'll see you around.
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- You probably won't.
- Okay.
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ADULT SHELDON:
And I never saw him again.
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Oh, good.
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Was hoping to talk to you alone.
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Okay.
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Uh, you want to shut the door?
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- Uh-oh.
- No, it's actually
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pretty exciting.
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Oh, tell me.
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And it's also a little scary.
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George, just say it.
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I'm getting offered
a coaching job at Rice.
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Really?
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Special teams.
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Wow.[chuckles]: Yeah.
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And I... I know
moving's a big deal,
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and-and it's okay
if now's not the right time.
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You should take it.
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You sure?
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Well...
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[sighs]
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I mean,
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Georgie and Mandy are
out of the house,
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Sheldon's leaving soon,
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and Missy's starting
a new school anyway.
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It seems like a good
time to do this.
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[stammers]
What about your mom and CeeCee?
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I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
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but it's not that far away.
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Yeah I guess, but...
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George, you deserve this.
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I mean, college ball--
that's the dream.
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Sounds like we're
moving to Houston.
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[both laughing]
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And bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.
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OTHERS:
Amen.
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Since everyone is here,
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there's something we want
to talk to y'all about.
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Oh, no, what's wrong now?
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It isn't always bad news.
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Last time we had a family
meeting it was because
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Georgie got a girl
pregnant out of wedlock.
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Which was great news.
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Eventually.
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It's nothing like that.
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I got a job offer from Rice.
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A-Roni?
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University.
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You can understand the mistake.
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Your father got offered
a coaching job.
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George, Congratulations.
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College ball--
that is a big deal.
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Thank you.
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Wait, where is Rice?
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Houston.
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Does that mean you'd move?
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Well, if I take it, yeah.
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So, I'd start high
school in Houston?
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We know that would be
a big change.
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I'd get to be the new girl
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in a city with malls
and a Six Flags.
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We were worried you'd be upset.
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I'm upset, that's
a lot of babysitters to lose.
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I'm still here.
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Yeah, but your bedtime's
earlier than CeeCee's.
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Only when I'm drinking.
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Excuse me,
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don't I get a say in this?
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Why? You're leaving
in 41 days.
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Doesn't matter,
this is still my home.
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Shelly, you'll have a new home.
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Maybe with a pool.
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Ooh, the new girl
gets a pool.
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Where are you going?
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To eat in my room
while I still have one.
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[door closes]
Sheldon's upset
and Missy's good.
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Yeah, sounds about right.
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Ooh, the new girl has
a pool. [short chuckle]
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[knocking]
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Can we talk?
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- About you not moving?
- GEORGE SR.: Sheldon.
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You know how excited you
are to go to Caltech?
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That's how I feel
about going to Houston.
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But when I was going to Caltech,
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I still had this home
to come back to.
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You'll still have a room
wherever we end up.
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But it won't be my room.
This is my room.
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How about this-- we will take
all your things with us
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and we'll set up your new room
exactly the same.
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So, your plan is to gaslight me?
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[sighs]
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I know this is
a lot of change,
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but sometimes change
can be good.
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Tell that to the woolly mammoth.
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You can't,
because they went extinct.
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Sheldon, this isn't about you.
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This job is good
for your father and our family,
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so you're gonna have
to deal with it.
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Now pick up that plate,
get back out there
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and have dinner
with your family
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while we're all still together.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Dang.
That was hot.
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ADULT SHELDON:
My world had been rocked,
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but it was nice to know
there were some things
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that would always stay the sam,
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like lunch
with my old friend, Tam.
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Why are we here?
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This is where we always eat.
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You know I graduated last year.
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Oh, good for you.
So, where's your food?
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When you invited me to lunch,
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I thought you meant
like a restaurant.
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That's okay,
I'll share my sandwich.
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You still don't eat the crust?
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Cutting them off
gives my mother purpose.
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So, how have you been?
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Good.
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I actually have
a girlfriend now and...
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Oh, I've had a pretty rough time
of it lately.
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I'm about to go away to Caltech
and my parents decided
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to sell our home
and move to Houston.
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I mean, that house
has my room in it.
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Well...
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So now some stranger's
gonna move in
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and turn it into a den,
or worse--
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a nursery with a mural
of Winnie the Pooh on the wall.
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I think I might
ask her to marry me.
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Feynman and Einstein have been
on those walls for five years,
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and now it's gonna be Tigger
bouncing hither and thither?
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Are you at all
interested in my life?
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No, but thank you for asking.
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Oh, hello.
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What are you doing here?
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Taking comfort in the familiar.
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Still no wedding ring, I see.
That feels good.
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Yeah, feels great.
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So, where was I?
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Right, uh, Houston.
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Anyway, my father got
offered a coaching pos...
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To solve this problem,
we have to remember
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the difference
between endothermic
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and exothermic reactions.
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Hello, Mr. Givens.
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Sheldon?
Uh, what are you doing here?
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Please don't tell me
you're teaching.
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No.
I'm leaving for Caltech soon.
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I just wanted to pop in.
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Uh, keep reading chapter 12
or pretend to.
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Caltech? Fantastic.
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For Caltech? I know.
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Mm. Well, I'm sure
you're gonna do great things.
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I hope so.
I intend to.
257
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I'm being modest.
I will.
258
00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:26,745
You're taller,
but you're still the same.
259
00:09:26,745 --> 00:09:28,703
- It's fun, isn't it?
- Okay.
260
00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,314
Good luck at Caltech, Sheldon.
261
00:09:31,314 --> 00:09:33,099
I don't believe in luck.
262
00:09:33,099 --> 00:09:35,101
Well, here's hoping
263
00:09:35,101 --> 00:09:37,973
that a random universe
works out in your favor.
264
00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:39,801
Thank you.
265
00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:40,933
Bye.
266
00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:42,369
Hmm.
267
00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:47,461
That young man might
change the world someday.
268
00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,681
Or blow it up. Who's to say?
All right, moving on.
269
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,470
Is that what
you're gonna wear
270
00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,647
- for the family portrait?
- We all are.
271
00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:01,040
Well, that'll be special.
272
00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,042
It'll make Mary happy.
273
00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:06,567
Yeah. All your loved ones
together.
274
00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:08,351
Are you upset you're
not gonna be in the picture?
275
00:10:08,351 --> 00:10:11,180
Standing in a field
full of pollen with this nose?
276
00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,878
Are you kidding me?[knocking]
277
00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,358
SHELDON:
Meemaw. Meemaw. Meemaw.
278
00:10:15,358 --> 00:10:18,274
Does that mean I have to
say hello three times?
279
00:10:18,274 --> 00:10:19,536
No, that would be crazy.
280
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,234
Agreed. What's up?
281
00:10:21,234 --> 00:10:22,670
How much do you love me?
282
00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:24,237
What do you want?
283
00:10:24,237 --> 00:10:26,761
- I want you to buy our house.
- Why?
284
00:10:26,761 --> 00:10:28,284
So my room is there
when I need it.
285
00:10:28,284 --> 00:10:30,417
I thought you couldn't wait
to leave Medford.
286
00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:31,853
Just because I don't
want to come back to a place
287
00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,202
doesn't mean I don't
want to have a place
288
00:10:33,202 --> 00:10:34,377
that I don't
want to come back to.
289
00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:36,553
That makes sense to me.
290
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,425
Great, let's talk escrow.
291
00:10:39,469 --> 00:10:40,688
It's completelylogical.
292
00:10:40,688 --> 00:10:41,689
You don't have
your own house
293
00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:42,777
and you always complain
294
00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:43,691
about living with Mr. Ballard.
295
00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:44,910
Wait a minute.
296
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,563
You complaining
to him about me?
297
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,610
No. I complain
about you near him.
298
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:50,872
I have excellent hearing.
299
00:10:50,872 --> 00:10:52,569
It doesn't matter.
Look, actually,
300
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,920
I'm very happy
living with Dale.
301
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,400
Well, first you're complaining,
now you're complimenting?
302
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,706
I can go back to complaining.
303
00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:00,926
No, no, no. Compliment away.
304
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,492
Fine.
305
00:11:02,492 --> 00:11:04,930
I really enjoy living with you,
306
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,976
and your... Moose Lodge decor
307
00:11:07,976 --> 00:11:10,109
has come to feel like home.
308
00:11:10,109 --> 00:11:12,415
Now, is that
a compliment or a complaint?
309
00:11:12,415 --> 00:11:13,590
It's a little of both.
310
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,896
I'll take it.
311
00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:16,419
So, whereare we?
312
00:11:16,419 --> 00:11:17,943
Buy my home outright?
313
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,379
Take over our mortgage?
314
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,294
Interest rates are
looking darn attractive.
315
00:11:22,643 --> 00:11:23,905
Honestly, I can't think of
316
00:11:23,905 --> 00:11:25,472
a better starter home
for a new family
317
00:11:25,472 --> 00:11:27,082
such as the one
you've accidentally created.
318
00:11:27,082 --> 00:11:29,128
Do you think we'd be
living with my parents
319
00:11:29,128 --> 00:11:30,651
if we could afford
our own house?
320
00:11:30,651 --> 00:11:32,305
Well, the history
of banking in this country
321
00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:33,828
is rife with ill-advised loans
made to poor people.
322
00:11:33,828 --> 00:11:35,525
You could be their next mistake.
323
00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:37,266
CeeCee would have
324
00:11:37,266 --> 00:11:39,094
her own room
and we'd have an extra bedroom
325
00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:40,617
for whatever we want.
326
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,750
Actually, I'd like my room
to stay as is,
327
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,318
but when you accidentally
have more kids, we can talk.
328
00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:47,624
It's happened once bef... No.
329
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,104
Okay.
330
00:11:49,104 --> 00:11:51,106
Why on Earth would
I buy your house?
331
00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:52,978
Not you, the university.
332
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,458
Okay, why would the university
buy your house?
333
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:56,677
We've been over this.
Someday,
334
00:11:56,677 --> 00:11:58,070
I'm going to win a Nobel Prize.
335
00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,811
My childhood bedroom
is in said home.
336
00:11:59,811 --> 00:12:02,683
It's gonna be like
the thinking man's Graceland.
337
00:12:02,683 --> 00:12:04,119
Okay, stop.
338
00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:05,686
You know, I've always
gone out of my way
339
00:12:05,686 --> 00:12:07,688
to do anything
to make you happy.
340
00:12:07,688 --> 00:12:09,298
- I love that about you.
- But--
341
00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:11,126
now, how can
I say this nicely--
342
00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:15,304
you're Caltech's problem now,
so, yay. [chuckles]
343
00:12:15,304 --> 00:12:16,958
But if my parents sell it,
344
00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,960
I have no reason to come back.
345
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,050
Sheldon, is it possible
that what you're upset about
346
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:24,139
is going away to California?
347
00:12:24,139 --> 00:12:26,228
No, I'm excited about that.
348
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:29,405
Well, things can be exciting
and scary at the same time.
349
00:12:29,405 --> 00:12:31,581
True.
Once, on a dare,
350
00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:33,670
I ate a Sour Patch Kid.
I thought I was gonna die.
351
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,020
You would not
believe the puckering.
352
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,804
But now it makes
a terrific story.
353
00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:39,067
Oh, riveting.
Anyway,
354
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,808
it's okay to have
complicated feelings.
355
00:12:40,808 --> 00:12:43,506
Maybe you're focusing
on your parents' move
356
00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:46,553
because that's easier than
focusing on what lies ahead.
357
00:12:46,553 --> 00:12:48,511
What do you think lies ahead?
358
00:12:48,511 --> 00:12:51,384
I don't know.
You're moving far away.
359
00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:53,865
I am, and I don't know
anyone there.
360
00:12:53,865 --> 00:12:55,692
And I'm scared of the ocean,
and they have earthquakes.
361
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,782
What am I doing?
Maybe I should stay here.
362
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,523
Oh. Oof.
363
00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:01,698
I mean...
[scoffs]
364
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,048
Well, you could, but...
365
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,182
Uh...
No, Professor Hawking
366
00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:08,836
is at Caltech.
367
00:13:08,836 --> 00:13:11,491
He will be very disappointed
if you don't show up
368
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,885
and-and tell him that
Sour Patch story.
369
00:13:13,885 --> 00:13:16,017
- Good point.
- Great point.
370
00:13:16,017 --> 00:13:17,279
Plus, I'm never
gonna win a Nobel Prize
371
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,585
at this third-rate university.
372
00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:19,934
Second-rate.
373
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:22,284
Now, get out of here.
374
00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:24,112
I don't want you to see me cry.
375
00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:26,898
Thank you.
I don't want to see that either.
376
00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:33,513
One more down.
377
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,907
You can do it, Linda.
378
00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:38,300
MARY:
I know it looks
379
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,737
a little lived in, but
it's got good bones.
380
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,565
Yeah. How much
can we get for it?
381
00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:45,046
Well, I need to see
the rest of the house.
382
00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:46,569
Of course, yeah.
383
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:49,050
And we recently
redid the plumbing.
384
00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:52,140
And that was pricey.
Write that down.
385
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,577
And, uh, this is
our daughter's room.
386
00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:57,145
We told her to clean up,
but no promises.
387
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,672
Oh, hello, ma'am.
388
00:14:02,672 --> 00:14:05,414
What a charming room.
389
00:14:05,414 --> 00:14:07,677
It's been such a blessing
to grow up here.
390
00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,984
I just hope some lucky family
391
00:14:09,984 --> 00:14:11,464
loves it as much as I have.
392
00:14:11,464 --> 00:14:13,422
I'm sure they will.
393
00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:15,860
Well, I'm gonna pray on it.
394
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:18,079
Okay.
Moving on.
395
00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:19,820
This is our
396
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:20,952
little boy's room.
397
00:14:20,952 --> 00:14:22,910
[Geiger counter clicking]
398
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:25,260
Might want to stay there
until I finish my sweep.
399
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,088
What are you doing?
400
00:14:27,088 --> 00:14:28,829
You said the realtor
was coming over today.
401
00:14:28,829 --> 00:14:30,831
I wanted to make sure my room
wasn't still radioactive.
402
00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:33,442
Oh, it was never radioactive.
403
00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:35,618
We don't know that.
I did have radioactive material.
404
00:14:35,618 --> 00:14:37,533
There was no
radioactive material.
405
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,840
The FBI stopped him
before he got any.
406
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,929
Oh, you're talking about
the uranium I tried to buy.
407
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:43,322
I'm referring
to the americium isotopes
408
00:14:43,322 --> 00:14:45,367
I was using to
make a nuclear reactor.
409
00:14:46,325 --> 00:14:48,153
Don't write that down.
410
00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:51,808
[door closes]
411
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,333
Hey.
412
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,943
Should you be up there?
413
00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:57,684
Yeah, the realtor said
we'd get a better price
414
00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:59,686
if the roof was in good shape.
I'm just taking a look.
415
00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:01,340
Yeah, but a man your age.
416
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,994
And size.
417
00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:05,039
Did you come out here
to insult me?
418
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:06,606
Mom sent me out here to help.
419
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,825
The insults just come natural.
420
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,436
Well, I'm fine.
421
00:15:11,524 --> 00:15:13,526
You even know what
you're looking for?
422
00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:15,006
Broken shingles, loose flashing.
423
00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,834
Loose flashing?
How do you even know that?
424
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,662
Is it weird that I know things?
425
00:15:19,662 --> 00:15:22,143
Not weird, just surprising.
426
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,449
[sighs]
427
00:15:23,449 --> 00:15:26,104
Well, one day,
you're gonna own a house,
428
00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:27,932
you're gonna need
to learn this stuff, too.
429
00:15:27,932 --> 00:15:29,977
No, I'm gonna make enough money
430
00:15:29,977 --> 00:15:31,587
to where I can
pay somebody else to do it.
431
00:15:31,587 --> 00:15:33,067
I'd love to see that.
432
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,982
Oh, now you're making fun of me.
433
00:15:34,982 --> 00:15:36,723
No, I mean it.
434
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,681
'Cause I got a plan.
I'm gonna be rich.
435
00:15:38,681 --> 00:15:39,987
Yeah, what's your plan?
436
00:15:39,987 --> 00:15:42,337
To be rich.
437
00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:43,948
Well, I'll give you one thing.
438
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,038
- You got confidence.
- Thank you.
439
00:15:47,038 --> 00:15:49,301
You get a second thing,
you'll be unstoppable.
440
00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:51,738
Sounds like I'm
halfway there.
441
00:15:51,738 --> 00:15:53,609
I suppose you are.
442
00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:56,003
Missy.
443
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:57,135
Yeah?
444
00:15:57,135 --> 00:15:58,179
- Missy.
- What?
445
00:15:58,179 --> 00:16:00,051
Missy.
446
00:16:00,051 --> 00:16:01,617
What?
447
00:16:01,617 --> 00:16:03,054
Are you nervous about
moving to a new city?
448
00:16:03,054 --> 00:16:04,098
Nope.
449
00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:06,883
But you won't know anyone.
450
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,624
That's the best part.
451
00:16:08,624 --> 00:16:11,279
I won't be the dumb sister
of the smartest boy in town.
452
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:12,715
You're not
going to brag about me?
453
00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:14,152
Hell, no.
454
00:16:14,152 --> 00:16:15,240
I'm gonna tell people
you were sent away
455
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,806
to a school for special kids.
456
00:16:16,806 --> 00:16:18,765
Caltech is a school
for special kids.
457
00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:20,680
Great, it works on two levels.
458
00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:23,204
Are you nervous?
459
00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:24,989
Yes.
460
00:16:26,512 --> 00:16:28,383
What if no one
likes me in California?
461
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:30,037
No one likes you here.
462
00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:32,126
No one understands me here.
There's a difference.
463
00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:33,736
Well, I'm sure
there'll be a bunch
464
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:36,043
of smart other weirdos
at "Cowtech."
465
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,045
Cow tech?
466
00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,220
Yeah.
467
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,439
Caltech.
468
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:41,744
Like calculators?
469
00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:43,007
Like California.
470
00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:45,748
Oh. Mm.
I like mine better.
471
00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:48,403
Well, I'm sure you'll
make lots of friends.
472
00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:51,580
Maybe even a smart,
weird girlfriend.
473
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,756
I have a girlfriend.
Her name is science.
474
00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:55,671
Cool.
When do you leave?
475
00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:04,941
I'm guessing you don't
have classes today?
476
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,334
How'd you know?
477
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:08,032
'Cause you're dressed
like a six-year-old.
478
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:11,296
Don't say that.
He looks... fun.
479
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,688
Thank you.
480
00:17:12,688 --> 00:17:15,169
Don't forget-- we have
the family portrait today.
481
00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:16,518
Do we really have to
482
00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:18,694
- stand in a field of flowers?
- Yes.
483
00:17:18,694 --> 00:17:20,783
If you're worried
about getting stung,
484
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,437
I have a backup
beekeeper uniform.
485
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:23,786
You are not wearing
486
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,223
a beekeeper uniform
in the picture.
487
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:27,225
Please?
It'll really help my story
488
00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:28,617
about him going
to a special school.
489
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,098
What's happening?
490
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:32,708
We are leaving for
491
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,275
the bluebonnet picture at 4:00.
Don't be late.
492
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:36,408
Wouldn't miss it.
Hey, you want a ride to school?
493
00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:37,539
Nah, I'll
take the bus.
494
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:38,584
Suit yourself.
495
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:41,413
See y'all later.
496
00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:43,458
Four o'clock.
497
00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:49,160
If I get stung by a bee,
498
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,814
I'm turning you in
to child protective services.
499
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,818
There you go.
500
00:17:57,516 --> 00:17:58,908
[George Jr. chuckles]
501
00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:00,997
Hmm.
What am I smelling?
502
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,738
I'm wearing peppermint oil.
503
00:18:02,738 --> 00:18:04,088
It's a natural bee repellant.
504
00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:05,611
You smell like a candy cane.
505
00:18:05,611 --> 00:18:07,003
Do not lick me.
506
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,093
[chuckles]
Hey, uh, speaking of smells,
507
00:18:09,093 --> 00:18:10,485
do I have time to change CeeCee?
508
00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:12,661
Still waiting on George.
Go ahead.
509
00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:14,054
- Okay.
- You need some help?
510
00:18:14,054 --> 00:18:15,055
No.
511
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:16,578
Uh, well,
512
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:18,537
I am in all white. Yes.
513
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:20,669
[knocking]
514
00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:27,676
What's going on?
515
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,549
Mary, we got
some bad news.
516
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,073
Where's George?
517
00:18:36,729 --> 00:18:38,383
I'm so sorry.
518
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He, uh,
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he had a heart attack.
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But he... he's okay, right?
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He's gone.
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