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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Oh, that ain't good.
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[siren chirps]
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OFFICER [over bullhorn]:
Connie Tucker,
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please stop running.
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[siren wails]
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A deal can be made
without going to trial.
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You plead guilty, pay a fine,
lose your business license,
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maybe some
community service,
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probation, but no jail time.
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So...
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do I tell them
we have a deal?
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Okay, fine.[sighs]
Oh, thank God.
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I'm too old
to find somebody new.
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♪
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[knocks]
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Hi, I'm Connie Tucker.
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I'm supposed to be reporting
to my probation officer?
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You found her.
Come on in.
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Sorry
I'm a little late.
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Not moving
very fast today. Oof.
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Weren't you arrested
running from the police?
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Well, I have my good days.
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[muffled groan]
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Oh...
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[groans]
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Whew.
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So the terms
of your probation
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require you to do 180 hours
of community service.
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And you're currently
sitting at...
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zero.
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Not true.
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I've been reading
to the elderly.
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Oh. Where at?
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Chi-Chi's.
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My boyfriend forgot
his glasses,
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so I read him the menu.
[laughs]
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This is a joke to you.
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Well, I was hoping.
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You think putting
on this act
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is gonna get you
a lighter sentence?
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Act?
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What act?
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Look at my nose.
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Okay...
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You know what this nose can do?
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It can smell bull-pucky
from two counties over.
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And you know what it's
smelling right now?
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A big, steamy pile.
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What kind of community service
are we talking about?
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I can't be up there
on the interstate
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picking up trash
with some winos.
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Well, there are other options.
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Hit me.
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How about Habitat for Humanity?
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Build some poor soul
a home.
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The tornado blew mine
to smithereens.
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How about some do-gooder
build me a home?
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Moving on.
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[sighs]
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You own a hazmat suit?
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What? Why-why?
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There's a sewage pipe
under the hepatitis clinic
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with your name on it.
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Let's keep thinking.
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Well, we got...
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animal shelters,
libraries, churches...
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Ooh. Is that any church?
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Yeah.
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As long as they sign off
on your hours.
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Oh, I like
where this is heading.
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Why?
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A good Christian woman
always is eager to serve.
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A Christian woman who ran
a backroom casino?
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Hey, God forgave me,
maybe you should, too.
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Do you understand I have
the power to throw you in jail?
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To be honest, I did not.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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♪
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That doesn't go there.
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Doesn't matter.
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Canned beans
next to jarred preserves?
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- Who cares?
- I care.
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Well, no one cares
that you care.
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I'm someone.
And I care that I care.
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And I care
that I care that I care.
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Okay. That's enough.
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Are we done?
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What's your hurry?
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It's paternity test day
on Ricki Lake
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and I'm missing it.
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If people paid
more attention
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of what belongs where,
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there'd be no need
for paternity tests.
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[sighs] Just go.
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I'll give you a hand.
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Actually, I'm not crazy
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about how you organize
things, either.
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♪
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Hello to you, too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look.
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I need you to sign some forms
for me, no questions asked.
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What am I signing?
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We agreed no questions asked.
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Given her criminal past,
I'd advice caution.
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Moon Pie, I love you,
but shut it.
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Look, I got to knock out
my community service,
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and they say I can do it
at the church.
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That's great.
We'd love to have you.
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Or you could just fill out
my timesheets
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and we would be done with
the whole thing. Easy peasy.
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I'm not lying for you.
That's a sin.
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Oh, come on.
180 hours at my age?
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Who knows if I've even got
that much time left.
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Well, then it's a good thing
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that we're gonna get to spend
so much of it together.
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[Constance crying
over baby monitor]
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Don't you hear
the baby crying?
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Yeah.
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She's been at it for a while.
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And you didn't go
pick her up?
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Well, no,
it's still her naptime.
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She'll cry herself out
and go back to sleep.
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Unbelievable.
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Good idea. Let the baby
be in charge.
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No, actually, I left
my mother in charge,
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but I won't make
that mistake again.
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Amanda, I'm trying
to teach her self-reliance,
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but if you prefer to coddle her,
you go right ahead.
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I'm sorry, are you accusing me
of babying my baby?
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Because I am her mother
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and I think I know
when she needs me.
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[Constance quiets]
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You were saying?
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[Constance cries]
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Ha!
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You're happy
your daughter's crying?
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I'm happy you're wrong.
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MEEMAW:
All right, I'm here.
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Clock me in for 9:30.
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It's 10:15.
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I prayed on the way in.
That counts.
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- Mom.
- Fine.
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Call it 9:45.
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Let me just finish up
this payroll here
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and then we'll find
- some work for you to do.
- No hurry.
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I'm just gonna
lay down here
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and close my eyes
for a minute.
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Mary, the racoons got
into the communion wafers again.
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Oh. Hey, Connie.
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Didn't know you were here.
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I'm just here to help out.
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That's so nice.
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Well, it's her community service
for being arrested.
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Still nice.
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Well, the big guy
appreciates it.
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He'd really appreciate it
if she actually did something.
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Why are you like this?
I raised you to be cool.
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I am plenty cool.
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Anyway.
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If you have anything
that you need help with,
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my mom is here to work.
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Oh. Well, I do need
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my suit picked up
from the dry cleaner.
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Is that the dry cleaner
next to the nail salon?
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- Yeah.
- I'm on it.
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Or... you know what
we could really use
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is someone to help organize
the donation room.
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That's a big job.
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Too late.
I'm getting the suit.
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I'll get it on my way
to the bank.
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That way, you can start
on the donation room
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instead of getting
your nails done.
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You're the boss around here.
What's your call?
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Oh, actually, he's the boss.
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What's that?
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He says it's Mary's call.
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Mm.
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Oh, my God.
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We don't say that,
but... yeah.
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This is gonna take
forever.
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How many hours is
your community service?
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Hundred eighty.
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Than you better
get cracking.
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Maybe I'll get
my nails done.
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Hey, we got
any fresh binkies?
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I found this one
in her diaper.
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Drying rack.
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[Constance crying nearby]
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Or... you could just
let her soothe herself.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if you give her a pacifier
every time she fusses,
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she'll never learn.
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So, I should just
let her cry?
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Whatever you think is best.
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Can't you just tell me?
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Hey, where's the binky?
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- Right here.
- What are you waiting for?
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Well, your mom was just
saying if we give it to her
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every time she's cranky,
she'll never learn.
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Oh, is that what she said?
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I'm just trying to help.
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I told you
we don't need your help.
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- We don't?
- What do you think?
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[Constance continues crying]
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Well...
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Should I go after her?
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You're her husband.
You decide.
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Why won't anybody
tell me anything?
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Six hours.
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All day long
for six lousy hours.
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I gave you six,
you worked four.
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- Felt longer.
- Most people work eight.
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- Most people get paid.
- Most people don't
commit crimes.
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Sure they do.
They just don't get caught.
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[chuckles]
So, how'd the first day
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of giving back
to the community go?
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I sorted a pair of work pants
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that had a prosthetic leg
still in it.
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[snorts]
Shut up.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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180 hours, Mary.
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Only 174 to go.
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You're enjoying this,
aren't ya?
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Darn tootin'.
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[chuckles]
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I got her on my ass,
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I got Officer Thomason
on my ass.
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Who's that?
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- My probation officer.
- Mm.
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Wait.
Rhonda Thomason?
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You know her?
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Yeah.
Her kid's on varsity.
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Nice lady.
Brings grapes to halftime.
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She could get the judge
to reduce my hours,
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but she won't do it.
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Yeah, like I said,
nice lady.
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By chance, would you
talk to her for me?
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I'm sorry.
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Are you asking me
for a favor?
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Yes.
Mm.
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I didn't hear
the magic word.
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How about this?
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Why don't you pay me back
the money I gave you
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for the down payment
on this house?
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Thank you.
Was that so hard?
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She asleep?
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Yeah, 'cause
I gave her a pacifier.
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[chuckles softly]
That's some good mothering.
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How could you not
take my side?
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Sorry, but we don't really
know what we're doing.
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[scoffs]
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I mean, I don't.
You are a natural.
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We're her parents.
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We should decide
how to raise her.
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Okay, but your mom's
done this before.
263
00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,675
I mean, she raised you.
And you're pretty great.
264
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,938
Do you honestly think
I'm gonna fall for that?
265
00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:53,505
No, you're way too smart.
266
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,594
Oh, cut it out.
267
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,247
[quietly]:
And stop defending her.
268
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,553
I'm not defending her.
269
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,686
I was just taught
to respect my elders.
270
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,035
I'm your elder.
271
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,297
When I say that, you get mad.
272
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,777
Yeah, 'cause
you shouldn't say it.
273
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,256
Yes, ma'am.
274
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,954
Oh.
Oh, you think you're funny?
275
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,695
No, ma'am.
276
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,131
Mm-hmm.
277
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,481
[knocking at door]
278
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:13,613
Hey, Rhonda.
279
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,658
Coach Cooper,
what a nice surprise.
280
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,138
Yeah, you know me.
281
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,053
Full of surprises.
282
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,490
Like that fake field goal
against Plainview.
283
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,970
Ooh, that was something.
284
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,841
[laughs] But really.
285
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,016
What are you,
what are you doing here?
286
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,801
Well, uh...
287
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,629
you may not know this,
288
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,195
but, uh, one of your...
289
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,720
clients happens
to be my mother-in-law.
290
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,808
Connie Tucker.
291
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,157
She's a character, ain't she?
292
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,072
And she asked you
to come down here
293
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,682
to see if I would
go easy on her?
294
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,815
What? No, no, no.
295
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,338
No, no, no, no, no.
296
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,731
Yeah.
297
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,820
'Cause she thinks
she deserves special treatment?
298
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,692
Yeah, well, you're just hitting
the nail on the head today.
299
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,173
Let me ask you a question.
300
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,262
Would you give one of your
players special treatment
301
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,698
if they were ducking practice?
302
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,658
No, if anything,
I'm tougher on those kids.
303
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,703
So if I understand you,
304
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:03,663
you're saying I should be
tougher on your mother-in-law.
305
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,752
I just made it worse, didn't I?
306
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,275
No, no, no, no, no.
307
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,842
No, no, no, no, no, no.
308
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,104
Yeah.
309
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,976
Okay, then.
310
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,717
Thanks for the grapes.
311
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,545
Mm.
312
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,637
Finished the inventory.
313
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:22,638
Hey.
Georgie?
314
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,031
I ran into Amanda's
315
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,728
old pediatrician
and he said he could take
316
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,382
CeeCee on as a new patient.
317
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,340
Thanks,
but she already has a doctor.
318
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,254
AUDREY:
Yes.
319
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,735
Well, Dr. Talanda is the best.
320
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,997
Okay, look.
321
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,129
I know you're trying
322
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,870
to help, but Mandy al--
323
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,219
Oh, oh, oh, look at that.
324
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,611
That can't be right.
Georgie, come here.
325
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,743
Walk with me for a minute.
326
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,136
Where we going?
327
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,442
Shut up.
Keep walking.
328
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,058
- Are you mental?
- What?
329
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,581
Why are you arguing with her?
330
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,583
What? I was just trying
to be a good husband,
331
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,019
and take Mandy's side.
332
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,760
Okay, you know a great time
to take Mandy's side?
333
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,283
When you're alone with Mandy.
334
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,895
And when you're with Audrey...
335
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,071
Take Audrey's side.
336
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,160
Okay, there's hope for you.
337
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,031
When you're alone
with me in a closet,
338
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,424
feel free to speak your mind.
339
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,600
- Seems a little complicated.
- Oh, it is.
340
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,428
Yeah, life would be
so much easier
341
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,473
if they just realized
how alike they are.
342
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,866
Don't say that.
343
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,738
Don't ever say that.
344
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,956
We're alone in a closet.
345
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,044
You said I could speak my mind.
346
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,785
Yeah, yeah, but not that.
347
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,439
- So where?
- Nowhere.
348
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,962
They, uh...
349
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,269
they'll know.
350
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,624
[chuckles]
351
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,625
Working hard?
352
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,583
Hey.
353
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,629
Oh. [chuckles]
354
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,848
What brings you by?
355
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,851
Your son-in-law
dropped in to see me.
356
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,982
Oh, y'all know each other?
357
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,984
- We do.
- Small world.
358
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,639
It did not go your way.
359
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,380
- No?
- No.
360
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,078
Well, you can't blame a gal
for trying.
361
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,819
Actually, I can.
362
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,429
Oh, come on, there must be
363
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,692
some criminals out there
that you could be focused on.
364
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,651
Not some old granny
with slot machines.
365
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:05,697
Go out there and harass somebody
who actually deserves it.
366
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,742
You done?
367
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,483
Yes, I think I am.
368
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,832
My turn.
369
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,921
You are a criminal.
370
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,315
And I can treat you
however the hell I want,
371
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,534
because I own
your tired old ass.
372
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,363
And I will make
your life miserable
373
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,671
unless you shape up
and shape up fast.
374
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,847
Do we understand each other?
375
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,849
Yes, ma'am.
376
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,896
To be clear,
377
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,332
what are you?
378
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,594
A criminal.
379
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,987
And what do I own?
380
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,466
My tired old ass.
381
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,294
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
382
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,820
I'm gonna come back
in a couple of days.
383
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,170
This room better be
spic and span.
384
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,606
It will be. Yes, ma'am.
385
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,999
Thank you, ma'am.
386
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,003
Oh, say hi to George for me.
387
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,705
[door slams]
Hey, Connie.
388
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:57,837
What did you say to her?
389
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,142
Nothing.
390
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,057
Just what a great grandma
you are.
391
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,754
And what
a great great-grandma you are.
392
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,060
Well, you made it worse.
393
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,453
I'm sorry, I--
394
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,584
I did my best.
395
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,412
Well, your best stunk.
396
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,761
[sighs]
397
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,024
So now what?
398
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,417
I got no choice.
399
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,247
Got to bring in the big guns.
400
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,946
Wow.
401
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,208
What a mess.
402
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,644
Yeah.
403
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,212
You want me to organize
this whole room in two days?
404
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,778
I do.
405
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,998
Oh, boy. Thank you, Meemaw.
406
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,354
Well, you can go ahead
and cancel that appointment.
407
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,008
Thank you.
408
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,227
Gonna kill her.
409
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,706
What's going on?
410
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,883
[sighs] My mother made CeeCee
an appointment
411
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,320
with a new doctor
and she didn't even ask.
412
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,844
What? Oh, no.
413
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,063
I am furious.
414
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,325
As you should be.
415
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,370
You don't think
I'm overreacting?
416
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,024
Not at all.
417
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,634
I agree with you.
418
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,072
Sometimes I just don't
understand what she's thinking.
419
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,421
Well, how could you?
420
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,118
You two are just...
421
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,467
so different.
422
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,905
Thank you.
423
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,302
Toy.
424
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,524
Taxidermy.
425
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,441
Toy?
426
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,225
♪
427
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,707
Hi. My name is Teddy Ruxpin.
428
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,014
Can you and I be friends?
429
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,016
Nightmare.
430
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,105
I'll start a new box.
431
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,410
How's it going?
432
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,412
What's he doing here?
433
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,240
Meemaw's letting me
organize everything.
434
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,461
You're farming out your
community service to my son?
435
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,680
How about thanks for getting him
to the church?
436
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,812
[exhales]
437
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:44,987
Come on, Sheldon,
we're going home.
438
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,684
But I haven't even started
on the hats yet.
439
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,164
There's so many different kinds.
440
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,601
Baseball, cowboy, hard--Now.
441
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,821
[groans]
442
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,779
[exhales]
443
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,999
You are unbelievable.
444
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,740
You think that the rules
don't apply to you.
445
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,307
And that when you get caught,
446
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,135
it just becomes
everybody else's problem.
447
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,527
Oh, come on!
448
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,312
He's sorting out
a room full of junk.
449
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,270
This is his Disneyland.
450
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,619
What about Georgie?
451
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,056
What about the gambling room?
452
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,274
He could've gone to jail.
453
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,493
I'm sorry
454
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,147
I'm such a disappointment.
455
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,887
Yeah, me, too.
456
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,589
Huh.
457
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,286
Meat's a little dry,
isn't it?
458
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,549
No, I like it like this.
459
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,334
You don't think it's too salty?
460
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,292
It's perfect.
I love your cooking.
461
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,816
My mom made this.
462
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,081
Oh, well,
now that you mention it,
463
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,430
it is a little dry.
464
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,171
I made it.
465
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,172
What are you doing to me?
466
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,695
What are you
doing to me?
467
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:41,696
For the past couple of days
you've been agreeing
468
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,306
with everything that I say.
469
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,786
You're right.
470
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:45,787
Stop it.
471
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,093
I'm sorry.
472
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,878
It was suggested to me
that agreeing with you
473
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,054
is the key to a happy marriage.
474
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,055
By my dad?
475
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,317
I don't recall.
476
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,493
Georgie... By your dad.
477
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,539
Do my parents sound happy
to you?
478
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,193
I don't know,
they're still married.
479
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,934
Well, I want us
to be better than that.
480
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:03,935
I agree.
481
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,067
Oh, cut it out.
482
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,590
No, I meant that one.
483
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,592
Okay.
484
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,507
And if you want the truth,
485
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,379
I think your mom was right
about the doctor.
486
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,684
Excuse me?
487
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,512
Our doctor rubbed alcohol
on one arm
488
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,254
and gave CeeCee the shot
on the other arm.
489
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,908
He did?
490
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,518
He did. Look,
491
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,085
your mom shouldn't have made
an appointment behind our backs,
492
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,609
but our guy might be ready
for the glue factory.
493
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,958
Maybe you're right.
494
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,266
I'm confused,
do I like this or not?
495
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,880
[sighs]
496
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,275
What are you doing here?
497
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,581
Helping.
498
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,626
I thought
I was a disappointment.
499
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,063
I can be disappointed with you
500
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,587
and still not want you
to go to jail.
501
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,371
Finished organizing
the religious items.
502
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,112
I separated them
by New Testament hokum,
503
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,636
Old Testament hokum,
and general nonsense.
504
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,073
Also, Sheldon couldn't sleep
505
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,205
knowing the room was
only half-organized.
506
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,467
It's true. It was like my brain
507
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,947
was itchy
and I couldn't scratch it.
508
00:17:58,947 --> 00:17:59,991
Very irritating.
509
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,776
It was. Very.
510
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,300
Well, I thank you both, but...
511
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,563
I should be doing this myself.
512
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,696
Yes, you should,
but we're already here.
513
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,350
Great, I'm gonna start
on the books.
514
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,221
I invented
my own Dewey Decimal System,
515
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,571
but instead of decimals,
I use fractions.
516
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,970
40 hours, not bad.
517
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,452
It might've been 42,
but I rounded down.
518
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,932
And you did all the work
by yourself?
519
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,717
Yes, ma'am.
520
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,676
You know I called your daughter
to check up on you.
521
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,461
Oh.
522
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:35,549
[chuckles]
523
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:36,811
What did she say?
524
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,987
She said you worked
your butt off.
525
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,771
Well, there you go.
526
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:41,729
All right, then.
527
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,687
I'll see you next week.
528
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,258
You know, you were pretty rough
on me the other day,
529
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,130
and I just want to let you know
530
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,870
that I appreciated that.
531
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,481
You do?
532
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,310
Well, I think it was the kick
in the pants that I needed.
533
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,572
[chuckles]
534
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,791
And since things are
going so well,
535
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,230
I was wondering it you might
want to reduce my sentence.
536
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,930
See you next week.
537
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,541
Bye now.
538
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,414
Bye.
539
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,900
I heard you took CeeCee
to Dr. Talanda.
540
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,728
We did.
541
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,774
And he was very good.
542
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,210
Thank you.
543
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,212
AUDREY:
No need to thank me.
544
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,953
I just want the best
for my granddaughter.
545
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,085
Well, that's what we all want.
546
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,827
[inhales]
Funny thing.
547
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,699
Uh, Talanda said
548
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,657
it's actually okay for CeeCee
549
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,311
to have her pacifier to sleep.
550
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,531
Who's raising this baby,
him or you?
551
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,010
We are.
552
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,795
And I think we're doing
a dang good job of it.
553
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,536
I was talking to my daughter.
554
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,800
Oh, I love this commercial.
The dog eats the cat food.
555
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,323
[laughs]
556
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,108
Georgie can talk, okay?
557
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,588
That's how our marriage works.
558
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,243
Excuse me,
are you implying my husband
559
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,332
isn't allowed to speak his mind?
560
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,682
Well, if we're gonna
put cards on the table,
561
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:06,770
yeah.
562
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,990
[laughs]
That isn't true.
563
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,253
- Tell him, Jim.
- Uh...
564
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,255
Like he can say anything now
that you put him on the spot.
565
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,865
He isn't on the spot.
566
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,563
He is a grown man.
567
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,129
Speak.
568
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,611
Stop bossing him around.
He will speak when he wants to.
569
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,396
- You want to get some popcorn?
- AUDREY:
Oh, please, I've been married
570
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,354
Yeah.to the man for 35 years,
I know what he wants.
571
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,443
MANDY:
Maybe what he wants is
for you to get off his back.
572
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,576
AUDREY:
Oh, look
who's an expert on marriage
573
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,360
after one whole month.
574
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,758
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