All language subtitles for Titus - 02x14 - Deprogramming Erin.eng

The day we celebrate real love.

I love Stowe Strong that two hearts become one.

When you're happy, upsetting.

And when you're angry, she's angry.

And we start wiling and self-pity because you're hot rot,

and everybody's against you. So you start drinking it, then she moves out and goes in the lives with her parents.

She's the after-vowend times day. Doesn't matter. I'll go get another one. Just like her.

Aaron Harrow of gold. I'm Kate of straw. Pretty, pretty, Eric.

Hey! Hey! Hey! What the heck was that?

You've accidentally set your fake strong girl friend on fire at a romantic dinner. Well, you've reached

the desperation of a one-legged Asian country singer. I need to get flesh, Aaron, back.

So uh... This is goodbye. Well, always have the lake. Remember the ducks? A clean break. Walk away. Hey guys! Look, I know I went off the deep end and I drove Aaron away, but if you just let me talk to her, I'm sure you'll see that she belongs with me.

Aaron! Aaron! Hi, honey.

Boyly water!

Go away! Don't you understand I need you, at least let me explain.

Go away! Aaron, you're coming home with me right now. Okay, that's what I'm talking about.

Sick!

It's what I'm talking about.

This is just a quite for help.

Don't worry, Dave. This will work.

What happened to you Valentine's Day? Good, Dave!

Be mine.

Dave, open the bank.

Ah! I love you!

Stop it!

Stop it! I'm confusing you so she doesn't know where it does, how's her hand?

Yeah. All right, she gets sick and you sack your clean-up, Dave. Don't use my real name. Simon. Oh, yeah, look!

Let me out of here! Only if you agree, to stop fighting and listen to me. Okay. All right.

All listen. Out! You better be! You put me in a sack! Show you wouldn't bite me! I told you I should use the muzzle of Filly Boy.

What are you doing, Dave? It's gloom through Simon. I got your message. How to go. That better not be kittens!

What would you do to get the woman you love? Send her a poem a day for a year? Or give her the lovely gift of a headless teddy bear.

Or put her in a burlap sack and hold her head down as you pass the police check point. Well, I can't write poems.

Alcohol, bullets, and crystal meth delivery!

What are you doing here? Oh, well, I'm supposed to lure you outside so that sight is. Can sneak up behind you and capture you.

Oh! Why did you put her in a bag? Have you ever tried to put a girl in a box? Or a cake? Why do you see anything? Well, because you wouldn't listen to me and I couldn't get her out of her parents' house.

Oh, my God! Can't! Breathe! Oh, my God! Time to see. Can't breathe! Yes, she can.

Jarks. That's it. I'm letting her out. Go ahead. Ow! She might bite you. Honey. I can still spit. No, honey, yeah. Hear me out, okay? I know when I started drinking and scared you. It scared me too. That's why I stopped. I know you're crazy stupid.

You crazy stupid things when I drink. I'm in a sack. It would've been so burnt. I'll remember this. So will I.

This is part of forgiving is forgetting. Fine. I forgive you for putting me in a sack. Really? Yes!

Oh, my God! I can't believe you worked this out! I'm going to go home now. Yes, we can't. Oh, there might be a little bit of fire damage in the kitchen.

I'll take my time. Honey, I love you, but I can't move back in with you. Oh, yes, you can. Oh, it's hard. It's worked. It's painful. It's impossible. It's too late that you see it. God!

It's not hard. I have keys. It's so different now. Hey, remember when I would wake up every morning and put on a whole new set of clothes that I didn't sleep in?

I don't have to do that anymore. My goals have changed to nothing. I have the same goal.

I'm like, I swear to God, I am not drinking anymore. I will pee in a cup for you. You pee in a cup for me because you're on the 17th. I have a meeting.

Christopher, this isn't about your drinking. When you gave up, I gave up. And you know what? For the first time in my life, I feel free.

You know what real freedom is? It's striving endlessly for an unattainable goal. Hey, hey, hey.

Let me go home to my family. They make me happy. Dave, tie her ass down.

Human beings are adaptive creatures that will eventually assimilate to any environment. In 1978, Maryel Wilson, a zookeeper from Oregon,

spent so much time with animals. She started crawling around on all fours. The animals started smoking and complaining about their ungrateful children.

There's four jokers in this tank. There's supposed to be. Shee-y! Stop it. Give me the knife.

What on the right has no mail? Hey, ma. What does that wish? Nah, I got a finished bike to Louis' movie.

It's you! Fully down!

That's not your torch. Dave, what's the wish? We have to save for yourself, huh? Taking drugs are wrong. You do not take drugs. You buy your own.

Now, give him back to your mother. If you really love me, let me go home. Really loved you, huh? I never put it in my old girlfriend's in a sack. What do I got to do? What you could do is attack her with a tickle-mouth.

I don't know. Tell me? No.

My cousin, Bert, was a moony. I know how to handle this.

Eric! We love you! We are your family!

Why are you talking so loudly?

You know, because he cares, he's not dead to the world like you are. And tell me, really,

you know your voice. Gee, sorry. But if I could stop drinking and pull myself up, then you can too.

I dropped up with a woman made out of hate for you.

I was drinking a lot.

This is him. If you want a drink, go ahead. Drink. Your father's a drinker. And so are you.

My parents have no dreams. And maybe too why. I've tried my whole life to twist myself into something that I'm not. It's too hard.

But that's what you're supposed to do, Aaron. You're supposed to twist and twist until you're not anything like you're boring, ain't a retentive, a feminine parent.

I think we all need some air. Okay, honey. I mean, if this is the way that you want to live your life, I guess I'm just going to have to accept it. Really? No, I am not accept it again. I'm not going to call my father. You mean, you mean, just that be it?

Yeah, oh, my dad would kill for Aaron. She has a special place in his heart. I've never seen that place.

But I hear it's beautiful. And on a clear day, you can see his corroded liver.

Happy Valentine's Day, Papa Titus. I hate Valentine's Day. I know.

I'm leaving my Valentine's Day.

Dad's heart drew three sizes that day. I'm sure it was still on gross and nicotine. And only operated at 12% capacity. Three times as big.

Look at you. Sit in there, all smuggin' you sack. Wait till dad gets here.

Our kid and Ty is can't change me. I'm a Fitzpatrick. Fitzpatrick's don't expect anything of themselves.

Cool. I'm a Fitzpatrick.

Ty, Ty's so dad to you.

I'm shugging him a sack. Yeah, well. Dad!

So, Aaron chose the royal family over you. How does it feel to come in second place to dirt?

Then please just make a stay, okay, she won't even listen to me.

You with her lawyer? No. Then you're fine.

Just know that we put Aaron into this sack for her own good.

Right. Open his sack.

Aaron!

What the hell happened? Aaron told me being in the sack was fun.

And she's right. Look at how I can do. I'm an inchworm.

I'm just as good.

Stunning.

Dave, where did she go?

Aaron! Wait for me. I'll stop her. I'll not let her in.

Hey! Hey! You trying to run me over. Damn right. I popped a tire. No, my truck. Ha! That's gonna cost you 500 bucks. Ha! We all do keys in the car.

Ha! Ha! Ha! You hot wired the truck? Nice.

No. Last Christmas, Aaron and I went to her parent house. Two cop cars passed us on the way and she joked. They're probably going to my parent house.

Oh, how we laughed and laughed. Until we saw the helicopter shining a light right on her parent's house.

I'll take pushing down her brother Michael's bedroom wall. He's not the good brother.

Well, this is all a day to get these things started. Put it back together!

I'm dying for me. I'm from school.

I popped. Fine. I'll welcome unless you want to pop my feet.

If that's what it takes to get your back all I'll do it. I'll pop your feet. Put you in a set. I'll make fun of your haircut.

Fine. Oh. You reacted to what I said. I said not, React. I'm shaving my head tomorrow.

Why don't you play this game too? Fine. Shave your head. Dad, hold wrong. Help. Somebody help.

A sack, sack, stew type. Christopher. Yeah. A natural part of every woman's life is walking out.

I know what you're doing. I'm just stating facts. Water is wet, fire is hot, women leave men. Everyone's just a woman. It's not her fault. He destroyed your soul. Nice try. But you can't get me into staying. Well, if you feel guilty maybe you shouldn't go. I don't feel guilty. I will. I won't. You don't have to. You're back now. Great. I mean, I'm great. What? Something. No. Listen.

I'm moving back with my parents. And I'm going to grow my hair really large and my nails really long. Don't try to make me hot.

Your genetic code has been passed on to you by your parents. If you're short, you might have gotten that from your father.

Godfad skin. Your mother probably passed that on. And if you have the desire to park for abandoned cars in your front lawn and huck crack at your bedroom window,

well, that comes from Aaron's parents. I mean, anybody who has that desire, it's from those two.

Oh, great. Aaron's family. I'll hear it the same time. That means somebody's missing a court date.

I'll kick your ass. You're so pretty when you're smart.

Dave, Dave, wake up. There's going to be a fight. Watch. No rush. She's like spider-man in a housecoat. They can't get me. Yeah, because they need someone to pour paint thinner into their huffing rags.

My mom uses diesel. Shut up. Get off our way. You want to go?

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Anybody else? Well, you know, this is a family thing. Yeah, what's

day your family? And I'll stand behind our papa. Aaron's coming home with us. You got a problem with that?

I'd be more than happy to do your Earl. Oh, no. I better protect my Earl.

Yeah, by shamma laminieu ding dong. He's talking about fighting, right? Probably not.

Get off our lawn. Daddy, take me home. Not until somebody bleeds.

Well, I cut myself, shaving. Thanks for dropping, Bob.

I'll get back to the truck. You know how hard it is to get a Fitzpatrick woman to walk out on you. I've been trying for 30 years.

You must be some loser. Well, the loser doesn't fall far from the bastard.

The best thing in your life is leaving. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Dad, help me, Yank. I don't, Yank. And this is all your fault. Me, you do, damn. She's lived with these freaks her whole life, and she never gave up hope. What's different now? She woke up and smelled the youth. No, he has a point. I was never like this before. You were her white knight and you let her down. Way to go, white knight. Okay, thanks Dad. Take a break. Oh, my God. You see all I want on a family with good credit. Easy, easy. Get off your butts. We need more meat. Stop your grab on. Dad.

What, what? What? Out.

I want you for me because you're my dream. You're my light. You're everything I ever wanted. They want you because they need meat.

Yes, you, you, you, you, you, you shut up. This is all your fault. You know, I depended on you and you just came to it. Your father was right. I was perfectly fine.

My old life in the new came along and screwed me over. Really?

I'm not.

Human beings can survive anything. I read about this lady that fell out of an airplane hit the ground and lived.

Surfroke gets attacked by a great white shark, gets away and serves back to shore, hanging, you know, seven.

Strat human beings make the choice to survive.

Jimmy shot me again. Don't have to stop fighting. Like, that is the perfect red for mom's eyes.

Fuck. I'm in the dining room, honey. I saw enough cookies for the field trips in the museum. We're going to be able to see a million-year-old dinosaur.

I know. We're taking a field trip to the liquor store and I'm going to show you the 12-year-old scotch. This would be better than the replay that I did on Kim's Marrow wanted.

Great. Go get changed.

Here, my girl. Daddy, can you teach me how to read? You don't need to learn how to read, honey. You're pretty.

Okay, don't get. Because I started drinking, you gave up on life. Oh, Aaron. I love you more than anything and I'm sorry.

But that's crap. What? Yeah, you should live with them your whole life and you still ended up you.

But you're in the one that chose to give up. You were my white knight. No, honey. I'm just a white guy.

I make mistakes. I'm normal. I mean, I'm a really high-normal, so don't start looking around.

What am I supposed to do if you could pop a gun? You put me in a sack! Ah, there's a people who let me try to do that. Put each other in a sack.

Oh, I don't know if I can trust you anymore. Aaron look. Walk away, Mike. You said everything you wanted to say you're done. Walk away. Huh? Walk away. You have a set of eight. Walk away. He's right.

I just walked away for the most important thing by the way. Wait for it. That was it.

Oh, my dad. Don't go near the window. Wait for it. Honey, let me in.

Christopher. Wait for the world. Wait. Wait, wait. 30 seconds. Christopher. Wait a while. What does he say be? Two misses to be.

We miss to say be. Valentine's Day is the day we celebrate real love. The love so strong that two hearts become one.

And when she's happy, you're happy. And when she's angry, well, you can still choose to be happy because what's her deal? You know, I'm happy. Why is she bringing me down? You know, I'm waiting now. Look, I'm getting all mad. Oh, she's happy. Happy Valentine's Day.

I'm the funny one. No, I'm the funny one. I'm the funny one. Okay.