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To be successful in life, there are many hurdles you have to get over.

For me, the biggest turn on to success is always been failure.

But growing up, my dad was always positive.

And I'd never amount to anything.

Look, dad, I'm going to be nastier now.

Oh, yeah. Good, because my beer is weightless.

Why don't you launch over to Planetary Frigrater, get me another one?

I haven't always been a failure. When I was 10, I had the highest grossing iced tea stand in the history of Northern California, till I was shut down by the ATF.

Today, costume free.

Successor failure can come down to one simple choice. John F. Kennedy made the right choice during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Of course, he made the wrong one in Dallas when he told the driver.

Go slow. I'd like to take it all in. Some mistakes you pay for instant lean. Some mistakes you got to wait for the magazine to come out.

We're doomed. We're ruined. No one's going to want to buy a car built by a bunch of clowns. They didn't call us clowns. They called us the inept court gestures of hot rotting. Thank you. Thank you for getting into a fight at the biggest car show in California. There is no such thing as bad publicity, okay?

I mean, streetwriters just reporting on a minor disagreeing between two adults that Dave started. Yeah, Dave started it and Dave finished it. Yeah, in the fetal position.

Well, maybe he's new fighting style. You don't know.

Who's that? Cry like a girl quando. Oh, you want to stop it.

Oh, they're doing it again. Tide Streetbunner is a national magazine. I know.

It's all over the country. I know. It's called West Coast, even the territory of Puerto Rico. I know what national means.

Tom and Tom down, okay? We did do this. You know, and it's not that bad. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'd rather have a car built by monkeys. See? People love monkeys.

Fat aside, performance. Hey, Jimmy. Yeah, I just read it. Oh, you cast on the job. No. That is great, man. Yeah, no. We're so busy.

In fact, I'm working on something while I'm talking to you.

Who? Who? Who? Who?

Yeah, yeah, so busy headed by a guard dog.

Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Yeah, yeah. Fine, no problem, Jimmy.

Okay.

That is three months income. Please tell me he didn't cancel. He did. He didn't. He didn't. He didn't.

Did he? Oh, okay. Please tell me you're not a hater.

He's terrible woman. You aren't you? You aren't. Are you?

Don't get that. It's probably another cancellation.

Got this.

Hi, you're collar 27, you didn't get the concert tickets, but keep on listening.

I'm gonna watch the description.

Oh, no!

Don't answer it. It's all about work canceling at once.

What if it's your mom?

No!

But it's lucky me.

It's going my name. Listen to it.

The name?

The name of the name?

The phone!

How'd that be speaking?

Hey, Shumaka.

Yeah, I read it.

Well, I'm not a real clown. I can't juggle or anything cool. Give me the film.

Aishumaga. Yeah, I read it too. Well, that's a relief boy because we have way too much work here.

And cancel it. No problem, fine. Okay. Excuse me a minute.

What? Oh!

Well, I hit a stud. Oh, God. We have no more work and I have bills to pay. Mal's to feed. Baby's to clothes. I have a family. You have two plants and basic cable.

Normal people lose it like that. But nothing phases screwed up people. That's why screwed up people succeed. You know that comments, streaking toward girth man,

and that sucker hits southeast Asian destroys half the planet.

A screwed up people are just going to think, hey, who's going to make our clothes now?

You don't deserve it!

Go Dave, there's no mind. Pay attention.

Well, come on me. Don't worry. Don't worry, sure. You have Aaron. Was a great paying job.

You have love support and a fall back income. Hey, if Aaron's covering her ass,

we should order a food ball table. Aaron is not buying us a food ball table. No, but at least she could cover the rent. Aaron will never pay my rent. I will pay my rent.

With money on both of them Aaron, but I'll pay her back. Oh, good. Good. But once Aaron gets us back on our feet, I want some air hockey.

Dave, are the either way. We're going to have to make some very tough decisions here. Titus, you have to fire Dave.

I'm not fired, you're fired. I'm not fired, you're fired. I said it first. I have my shields up. Guys. No, bodies fired. Okay. But if anybody would be fired, it would be him. No, him. Him. Him. Shield. Until. Hey, what's up? Tell me, son, how's the pickup the car? Oh, he's in these guys to carry it home.

What do you mean pickup the car? I haven't finished it yet. And you're not gunna. He wants us to posit back, too.

To posit back? Find a problem. He wants the deposit back to... Damn it!

You ordered him a bad check. For $6,000. Because I don't have a good check for $6,000.

I guess those guys are going to come back here and break our legs. They're not going to come back and break our legs for at least five business days.

Right in that check, created an opening for the future to happen. See it in an happens. See it in an happens.

Oh, God. You're reading a self-help book. Well, they work. They don't close your eyes. Take a deep breath and imagine a perfect solution.

Okay. I see a very powerful person with the perfect solution, huh? Everything will be better than it ever was.

Okay, what do you say? I see well-fenacolades. Dave, licorice and Asian women.

Hey, hi, guys. I have such good news. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I didn't even remember Jenny. Hey, Jenny's just Tommy and I, this is Dave. Hey, Lou. Hello.

I already have an Asian girlfriend, but you are on deck. Have a great year. Ignore it. Yeah, she'll be...

Honey, I have something to tell you, sweetie. You are going to be so proud of me.

I love you. I love you. I love you. But you know what? You always tell me to have guts to have... Well, you know, those hanging fuzzy things that you guys have. Well, you will never hear me complain about my work again because I... Well, we... Jenny and I quit!

You quit your job. I'll prod me a year. Is it a great, it's finally... I'm prodding me a year. Oh, proud. You have been telling me that my job is stuck the life out of me for two years. It has to... And then I should quit. Yeah. I said this. And now that you have all this work coming in, I'm going to take you up on that offer for you to pay grad school. Thank you, honey. So let me live my dream. Welcome.

Because of you, I just... I just said to my boss, hey, that out with it. I quit!

Oh, my honey, quit, too!

Did you quit badly?

No, she did it with class and grades. I dumped a pot of hot coffee on my boss's lap instead of small dust fire.

Okay, okay. Dave, tell me in the office, now we've got a plan, Erin's quitting her job and having an uncertain

future party. Yeah! When a public brings you dead squirrel, he's bringing you the best thing he's ever seen. So you've had him on the head. When someone thinks they're doing good, you don't rip their heart out. Dad! What the hell are you doing? Let me fix your tricycle!

Tidus admit it, your plan, I do have to tell her. No, no, no, no, no, come on. She said fire to her office and scalded her boss. She's so proud.

I'm not going to wag it a little tail. I see it's shake the tail. Dave, take this. No, I am not going to tell her, because then she'll all egg his stuff. Or I'll lose it. My job's closing that when I can't do a damn thing about it because I start.

God, did I bring you down?

Oh, hey, wow, congratulations. So what are your plans?

Oh, grad school honey, like we talked about.

I wish it's grad school pay. Can you get a $6,000 grant? Why?

Bad news has never been broken gently in my family. Because breaking a gently takes a few extra seconds

and who's got that kind of time? Hey, maybe failure's for you. We are very busy.

I got a little story, I want to tell you. Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a truck this morning.

Let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, we act like idiots at a car show and all our work I can't until today.

Yeah. Oh, and I wrote a bad check for six grand today.

And we're broke. We're broke. Okay. Life has hurdles. You know what you got to do? You, how do you, you got to have a plan?

It's nice to be there.

Oh, where are you going? To work! To put my desk out, Jenny. We need ice for Mr. Brandford's crotch. Let's go.

What the fire extinguish down is okay, everything will work out.

Julie, what's your plan? Uh, uh, we'll get someone to help us out. Who?

Dad! Jenny, crotch, I'll go!

I've learned that when life is in the dumpper, you can run to dad. But only if you can't run to Mexico.

$800 in parking tickets and driving on a suspended license, I'm excited to realize how much trouble you're in.

You're on her. I'll take care of the fines and you can remit him to my custody.

Prison, please.

A painted-dance house, clean-dance carpets, cook-dance food, and wash-dance clothes. And worse.

Come here, Christopher. I need someone to owe the newspaper for me.

I don't feel like a man.

Now, I'm a man. And I can talk to my father, man, man.

He's... He's just alone. I'll pay you back. I'm an adult. And adult on his knees and front of his daddy. You're right, oh, oh, I mean, I should have known this would never work. I should have known it was gonna fail, man. I am such a big fat loser. Finish your thoughts. Oh. That's damn good, Crow. Little heavy on the humiliation, but still damn good.

Roo! I'll do anything. Anything that no restrictions, I'll be your laptop. Just don't do this to Aaron and Tommy. And poor little Dave. Don't help me. Help them.

I got a little story I want to tell you. Once upon a time. No!

If I help you now, you'll never learn to help yourself.

But I'm too old to learn. Give me somebody you bastard!

Out of go?

Okay, okay, okay. We're down. But we're not out. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

We'll go door to door. Hey, I'm mobile. High performance. We bring hot rotting to you. We all asked to use. You can haul us away.

Listen to you, tight-a-sits over. Hey, man, it was just my first idea.

It's crazy, okay? Wake up! It's over. We're done.

Well, what happened to the spunky little Tommy I used to know?

He's going into the back to pack up his stuff. Because he has to find another job.

Dude. That was harsh.

See ya. All those fails, successful people find another way. This ain't working. And that didn't either.

Ow! Ow!

Hey, there you are. It was just running into a note.

Listen, I don't think I can get my job back. Mr. Bramford started screaming at me, so I turned the fire extinguisher on him.

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, hun. Um...

I think you and I are over.

Oh, come on, you would have done the same thing.

No, um... I'm not good enough for you.

What does that have to do with anything?

Ha ha ha ha ha. Yes you are.

Hey, look, you are on the cover of a national magazine. I am on the cover of a national magazine because I am a total screw-up. You are not a screw. What is that?

Uh... old French my school. 13 years. 13 years I have chosen to not drink. Because I'm not good at drinking. I know it's Aaron knows it. So does the fire department that put me out.

Hold it! Hold it! Oh, my God!

Dude, you owe me a beer!

Honey, you're not good at alcohol. Alcohol friends, business relationships, and I can't roll a blade, cheers.

Cheers.

We will get through this.

After I get through this.

No, Christopher.

The thing I love most about you is your strength.

I stood up for myself today.

You taught me that.

Did everything you had to pass out on your sides

so you don't drown in your own vomit, watch and learn?

Christopher, if you drink that, I have to leave.

I was raised in a house full of drugs.

And it is the only thing I can't tolerate.

I love Aaron. I don't want to destroy her life. This is my last chance to be her hero.

God, I love you.

You know you're giving up. I'm not giving up. I'm just getting started.

No great. No my girlfriend left me. Being a extraordinary is hard. It takes work and pain and a good

dead in a good pair of shoes. I can't do it. It's not in me. Ordinary is all I got. Cheers.

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Hey, boy. Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. Come in, Dad. Oh, you know, he'd give me the money. Are you bastard?

Because taught me in Dave Lephan, I drove Aaron away in a noble gesture of loserishness. Tell me you're not here to give me the money.

I'm not giving you the money. That's my daddy.

Hey, you're supposed to get mad at me and come back here and tell me you don't need me. Geez, you are hard to teach. Well, you should have laid that fact out before I became an alcoholic. You're not an alcoholic. You have an earned it. Sit down. I'm gonna story. I want to tell you something. Sit down.

You know, when you were just a little kid.

Your mom was crazy. I had this job working 80 hours a week. And you're quit just like me. That's what I love you. I'm trying to give you a story here. Yes.

Go on. I woke up one morning and I vomited blood. Oh, was that your job at the company?

Yes, yes.

Between your mom being nuts, you being a baby and this job, I had an ulcer of bleeding ulcer at the size of my head.

Oh, man, you have a huge head.

Sorry. The doctor said I had six months to live. I didn't change my life. So I left your mom. I got custody of you and I quit that company.

Yeah, and because you quit, they would think what? No. I would have been a partner. And they now grow three billion dollars a year.

That's a great story, Dad. Point is... I never vomited blood again. All this crap is gonna work out. You just gotta quit being a wussy. Oh, oh, I get it now. I get it. We're both losers. I've never felt close to you. You know,

I liked you better when you had hope.

No, you didn't.

You're sorry.

Oh, sheele!

To be successful in life, there are many hurdles you have to overcome.

For me, the biggest hurdle to success has always been failure.

Growing up, my dad was always positive

that I never amount to anything.

Wow, that sounds familiar.

Damn it!

Damn it!

I'm the funny one. No, I'm the funny one. I'm the funny one. I'm the funny one. Okay.