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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,580 The closer you get to death, the more alive you feel. 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,080 Dylan Thomas wrote, do not go gentle into that good night. 3 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:10,360 Rage, rage against the dying of the light. 4 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,840 My dad always told me to live like that. 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,540 Dad wrote a poem too. It goes. 6 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,200 Dune Buggies! 7 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:18,560 Woohoo! 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,220 Dune Buggies! Woohoo! 9 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:23,520 Here comes the big one. 10 00:00:26,780 --> 00:00:27,740 Come and roll, watch out. 11 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:41,060 I learned early that ping pong and Hulu hoops could not hold my attention, but we make a ramp out of the ping pong table set the Hulu upon fire. Give me a skateboard now, I'm listening. 12 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,680 What's your record? How many stairs? 13 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:46,180 What? 14 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,540 15 stairs? 15 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,080 What? 15 stairs? 16 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,040 Oh, go! 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:01:03,520 Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! Whoa, my god! Tays! Your head is touching your butt! I could hear the ocean! 18 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:14,000 No, all the people. See, a bridge spanning a 1500-foot gorge and think what a beautiful architectural achievement. 19 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,380 Screwed up people see the same bridge and think 20 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,380 I got into a fault for that 21 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,580 The parachute I'm not an idiot 22 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:33,400 Go go go go 23 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:38,380 Okay, he said go 24 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:42,060 Yeah, I can't believe there's a line 25 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:51,760 Where are you going back to them? You insisted to be here to make sure I was safe, you know if you go sit in the van and I die well, that's your fault 26 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,740 But I stand next to the van your fault and these 27 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:04,020 Is out of the South 10 knots easily tilt? Okay, I can't wait to go go ahead. No, no, you guys go first. I don't want to be rude 28 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:10,940 You know if you spit from up here when you spit lands it goes like 50 feet in the ground 29 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:28,220 Updra 50 knots. All right guys, let's go. It's going for the cops car. Well, all this is illegal. I can't do this if it's illegal tight as all stupid laws 30 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:30,540 And he was that close 31 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,560 If I was taken so long, I want to jump on the security yeah, hey 32 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,740 It's called preparation rookie. Oh 33 00:02:37,800 --> 00:03:07,740 What you want some day? You better fall away. I sure is waiting a long time to throw a shoot. No, he threw a to wrap around his leg shouldn't open and get all poofy and floaty. Not when he's trapped around his leg. Oh my god, please pull through blocking your arm. Oh my god, he wasn't wearing no 34 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:37,740 One Yes, we were just you know driving by and 35 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,280 I'm not a speed limit. 36 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:38,780 35. 37 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:39,760 Yeah. 38 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,360 You know, pick it up, litter. 39 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:42,640 Give a hoot, don't pollute. 40 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:49,200 And there was guys jumping, you know, the hoologins. 41 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:50,980 Scofflaws really. 42 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,040 And we just decided to pull over and watch. 43 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,100 It's not a crime to watch, is it? 44 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,540 No, just a jump. 45 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:57,240 Jump. 46 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:58,260 On purpose. 47 00:03:58,740 --> 00:03:59,240 From here? 48 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:00,360 No. 49 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:01,580 That's okay, baby. 50 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:03,480 Oh, well, one of that's knob in the world. 51 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:30,000 Oh, my god. That was horrible. I don't know. We almost got to take it. No, no, no. The guy dying. Come on. Let's just get out of here. Yeah, yeah, wait. No, no, no, no. We're not done here. Oh, he's right. We should probably say a prayer before we leave. Oh, good. No, no, no, no, no, no. We can pray during free fall. Oh, we're jumping. What? And let's jump. Hell yeah. 52 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:40,560 After we put on our equipment. Yeah, yeah, we're jumping. Great. 53 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:50,220 We're super serious. A guy just died. Died. Do you get that? Died. You would be one of the odds of an 54 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:58,780 haven't twice in a row. It's got to be like a really lot to one. Aaron is my protector. She's got to 55 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:05,760 get over that. Because I don't want to be 80 sitting in some nursing home with her telling me I can't slide off the roof in a bed pan. 56 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:07,960 Because I'm going. 57 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:19,260 Oh, you do it. Yeah. I got four minutes to live. Bite me. 58 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:26,560 Oh, yeah. This is a lie. 59 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:31,460 Christopher, his head popped off and rolled away. 60 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,300 popped and rolled. Don't you think that's a bad sign? 61 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:44,040 I mean, he was dead long before that. Hey, and don't give me the squinty McSquinter's in look. 62 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:46,920 All right, or the armed, faulty McFolders in thing. 63 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:57,900 I'm doing things like this, make me feel like I'm ripping into life. And you know, maybe you can't get your mind around that because your rush is buying shoes and shoes are great. 64 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,820 I need more than that. 65 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:09,600 Pying back since six feet of dirt. Yes, and the headstone that reads, here lies Christopher Titus, despite his girlfriend's miss giving, he enjoyed life thoroughly. Thank you. 66 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,220 Oh, and he was great with cars. 67 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:17,140 You know, I want to be cremated. And as you all know from my Christmas letter, I don't want to be kept on life support. 68 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:22,700 I do. I want to be a vegetable for wannabe. 69 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,120 What? Nothing. 70 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:34,220 Yeah, yeah, you know, because people wait on you and when people talk to you, you don't have to answer them back. Oh, and you get to eat? 71 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:35,360 To your own. 72 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:43,600 Christopher, if you jump out this bridge and something goes wrong, you would be lucky to be Dave. Oh, I am not going to be a vegetable. 73 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:50,660 It's science. I won't survive it anyways. But I will survive. And I would be without you. 74 00:06:51,460 --> 00:07:02,280 Oh, I know what your duty is, my girlfriend is safe stuff like that. But you know, it's my duty as me to jump anyway. No, no, no. It's done. You're so much to lose. 75 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:09,500 We're not going to lose anything. Oh, it's... 76 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:20,040 Look, all right. I'm not that great. You get over me. I mean, I don't listen to you. I don't plan to listen to you anytime soon. Oh, my God. Do I say stuff like that? 77 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:25,300 And he has anger problems. Yeah. Eventually you and I are going to hook up anyway. 78 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:35,100 God, Christopher, you may not, you shall not, you will not jump off this bridge. Oh, dude. 79 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:54,300 Shh. Aaron, when we're dating, you will not get away with that. When a woman forbids a man to do something in front of another man, two things will happen. Number one, well, if a man will disobey the woman. And number two, the other man will go, 80 00:07:55,320 --> 00:08:05,340 whew. You, you've been thinking, I'm leaving you. Two. 81 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:12,880 Give me how your legs don't work. 82 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:19,340 Oh, my God. 83 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:22,580 My daddy's pretending to shoot me. Dave, not now. 84 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:27,420 Then I killed your rookie partner. He's filled like a little girl. 85 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,540 Aren't you going to rest me? Shvain Hood? 86 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,200 You have the right to remain dead. 87 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,580 Bang, bang. 88 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:39,920 Oh, get him. Ogan. 89 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:51,120 See honey? The things okay? Shoot open. Who fee floaty? That's it. I've jumped it. All right. 90 00:08:52,160 --> 00:09:01,100 Oh, cramp. Oh, God. That's your goal. I got to watch this off. Oh, God, God, Christopher. Listen to me. If you jump off this bridge, we will never get married. 91 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:08,420 I will pack my things and move back in with my parents. I will leave you. 92 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:16,460 No, you won't. I love you. 93 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:25,260 Dreadlin is the best drug. It's made free right in your body. All you got to do is jump off something where in the right equipment. 94 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:38,300 Or mess with my dad. Where in the right equipment? Yeah. And drink too much, oh man. And you new girlfriend is a skank. And even so much as little of your own, I will kick your pansy ass all the way back to you. 95 00:09:38,900 --> 00:10:01,940 You got that huh? I got it. I got it. It's on your man. Man, that was like in the wind was like, shhh. I'm gonna choose you. And this bird came by, and then I felt like I was taking it on the whole road. And then we pulled our shoes. Like shhh. 96 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,820 That's great what it flagged at. 97 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:11,860 I know man would have rushed my heart was in my throat. 98 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,980 You jumped? No, no, no, I was up here on the bridge. And I dropped one by. 99 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,600 And the driver was like, and the horn went, and I went, hey! 100 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:29,720 Okay, can we go and have a political east come? No, no, no, no, no, no. Where's Aaron at? 101 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:36,740 I want to show her how not dead I am. She's in the van. She's not in the adrenaline junkie like us. 102 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,980 Go to the junk. Not a chance. 103 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,080 Hey, let's do it. 104 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,060 I do what? 105 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:51,260 Rip into life. I'm gonna jump off this bridge, throw the thing in and buy 15 pairs of shoes. It'll be a double brush. 106 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:56,400 But you can't wrap your mind around that. Oh, burn. 107 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:02,420 You're not serious. Ah, a guy died. Did you get that? Oh. 108 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:11,580 Dave, do you push yourself off or just let yourself off? Hey, you're not jumping. You push off and the falling. Just sort of happens. 109 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:23,580 And you shut up and the quiet. Just sort of happens. I have never been able to get Aaron into my extreme life. She even wrote a poem about it. It goes, 110 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:24,920 Dune buddies. 111 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,640 Nanny goes. 112 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,780 It runs. 113 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,660 See, I told you it was fun. 114 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,340 Okay, okay, because the vehicle is... 115 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:45,680 It's for it. 116 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:46,780 Right here. 117 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:52,680 Hey, okay, okay, okay, all right. All play. 118 00:11:52,820 --> 00:12:19,880 Ready? Aaron, I see what I put you through. I've learned my lesson. I'll never do it again. Oh, God, please. I'm begging you. Don't jump on this thing, though, too. Okay. God, my legs are the thing. Oh, okay. You think we're bringing a gun? You read the manual. Good. Let's go now. Aaron, you may not. You shall not. You will not jump off this bridge. Oh, Aaron. Shh. Shh. 119 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:29,440 Ah! Okay, I get it. Whoo-hoo, you were a jumped. We're going home now. 120 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,840 Oh, what? You'll leave me? Yeah. I will move out and go live with your parents. 121 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:40,720 You suck at idle Brad. Hey, it's for you. Oh, Sammy, oh, somebody's taking it. 122 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:45,200 Good. Oh, I'm gonna say, say, you know, I do. Aaron, you get back here. 123 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,840 What'd you go? She's your true early. Aaron! 124 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:59,580 Yeah, good. Okay. Don't worry, okay. This happens all the time. It does shut up. 125 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:10,300 Hey, who, wow. Really jumped on? Hey, boy, did you show me? Yeah. The view is amazing, isn't it? Girl power. 126 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,220 Honey, are you all right? 127 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:28,600 Big marble, little. But I think I'm fine. Little, little scrape. I'm stuck in a plane. Give me down. Give me down. Give me down. Okay, you're shoot-stop. There is no way you're going to fall. Unless you move a lot and loosen it. 128 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:36,960 Good and die. I'm sure you're not surprised. So high. You're not going to look at that. What he meant. Yes, it is. She moves. She's falling down. 129 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:41,400 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! What your pun. 130 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,160 What a Rush. Do it again, Titus. Shut up! 131 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,140 Aaron, be calm. 132 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,460 You know about us. God is going to be with four Maccuts. 133 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,180 Get splattered all over those rocks. 134 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,780 I'm going to die, think of it! 135 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,320 At least, you have long, shut up,ไฝ ! 136 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:58,220 I made it Keep up too! 137 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,820 Honey, honey, okay honey, Biko, please. 138 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,840 You know a thing where you just stare straight ahead 139 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,220 when you really, really piss at me, you don't move, do that. 140 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,920 Anyway, calm, bye, I. 141 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:08,840 Just grab the rope, okay? 142 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,860 I still have to open my eyes. 143 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,080 Honey, open your eyes. 144 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,260 You know, I can't reach you if you don't help me. 145 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,100 I can save anyone from tragedy. 146 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,900 I can save anyone from tragedy. 147 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,000 It's all about thinking quick and fun 148 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,020 and the perfect word to help people be untradiated. 149 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,900 It's all right here. 150 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,760 When we get married, I think you should wear a black wedding dress. 151 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:40,980 Oh, there's that look. Oh, I have the rope. 152 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,700 I kind of pick where's a black wedding dress? 153 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:47,760 I'll see can leather in some red pumps and some fish nets grab the rope. 154 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:52,140 I'm wearing white Christopher, a white, blazy, sleeveless gown. 155 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:54,860 I'll get it, but understand it. Oh, what about the shoes? 156 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:58,500 Clap, clap, clap. I think some cream colored flats. Because you know, my arches. 157 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,000 I'm gonna look up big in the veil. 158 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,760 I got you! I got you! 159 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:16,060 Leo, hey, look up. Hey, baby, how you doing? Nothing much. Dave! I'm on the phone. 160 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:27,740 Dave! What? What is so important? Dave fears nothing. It would have been a great fireman. 161 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:32,600 Makes that decadgot mustache. Dave, it's a careful, I'm allergic to bees. 162 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:36,220 Shoot up Tommy, it's nature's pinata. Oh, leg! 163 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:38,340 What's that? 164 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:39,780 Reena! 165 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:41,940 I'm reena! 166 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:45,700 Reena! 167 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,800 Guys, a little help, Tommy! 168 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,920 What are you looking at? What are you looking at? What are you shouting about the wedding? 169 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,620 We're gonna die! Oh, he's a paradise and if those are it, it's season lilies. 170 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,680 Tommy, swing us over to the bridge! I got it! 171 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:08,380 Oh, my way! Sorry. I'm a year-end idiot! 172 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:26,080 Oh, god, oh, god. Honey, honey, are you okay? 173 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,200 That made me so hot. What? 174 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:32,420 How? 175 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:41,680 Different women? I turned on by different things. Turns out, near death experiences make Aaron hot. 176 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:50,400 Next anniversary, after dinner on the way home, I'm having Dave put on a mask and car jackass. 177 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:57,980 Rearals? Get your pants off, don't you? You're not going any further around the bridge! 178 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:15,460 Hmm. I'm never done it on a bridge before. I'm on, on, on, on, on, on, on. I'll get to safety. You must get to safety. Okay, thank you. Grammar naked. Grammar naked. Grammar naked trying to seduce dad. 179 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,960 Hey, can he surprise? 180 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,300 Who's dropped this out? 181 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,240 Come on in. 182 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,520 I'm very late. 183 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:32,260 There we go. 184 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,440 We get home. I'll put a mattress on the roof. 185 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,880 I'm on the roof. Okay. Feel. 186 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:50,740 There it is. Wow. This is way better than shoes. 187 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,560 You feel this? I said not now. 188 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,940 No, my heart is pounding in my chest. You're doing it with me. 189 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:08,300 Oh God, Christopher. I totally get you now. 190 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:18,880 Oh my God, I totally get you two now. We're hanging out for bridge together. We can fall 1,500 feet toward deaths. I know. 191 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:33,420 You're cool. You make me cool. She's beautiful, smart, and sexy, and she gets me. 192 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:49,960 I never had anything to lose before, but Aaron makes me not want to spider myself on the rocks. Aaron makes me not want to blow a tire drag race and crash into the wall. Aaron makes me not want to break my neck wakeboarding. Great. Now I'm boring. 193 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:57,300 I'm dead me. Oh, come on, dead me. 194 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,580 Nets, too risky. 195 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:00,780 No way. 196 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:06,440 All right. 197 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,440 I'm a huge two-way. 198 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,940 No, no, no, no. We have too much to lose. 199 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,760 You're lying. You're going to pull us off. 200 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,400 No, no, no. We can't take that chance. 201 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:17,640 Because I can lose you. 202 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,060 Let's just live here. 203 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:36,000 Ha ha ha, it will raise our kids right on the groomer. Oh, oh. We'll be bridge people. Hey, hey, hey, what kind of cookseed are you going to wear at the wedding? Top hat and tails? I'm not introducing clowns. 204 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:49,140 That time to bring up wedding crap. Honey, relax. We're going to climb up. Even if we do fall, we've got these things on. No, no, no, no. I need not things. Parasutes. Okay, okay. Listen up. If you do fall, all right? 205 00:19:49,480 --> 00:20:19,040 You throw your pilot shoot. That opens the parachute. And when you land, make sure you bend your knees. Because if you don't, your feet will get jammed and then your chest will get hard out of the kill you. Don't think about that. Keep talking. You are good. No, no, no. No, no, no. Dave, pull us off. Go. Call me. Call me. Pull us up quick. Dad, nothing to do with this officer. It was those two. 206 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:24,880 I'm not on the bridge. And the guy who jumped, he grows pot. Oh, God. He's not the cops. Out cramp. I have a cramp. 207 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:32,600 I have to go out there. You're under arrest. What the hot is on, what are you doing? We're busted. Yeah, but at least we got a ride. 208 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:41,060 No, I'm jumping. What? Christopher, you know how some girls have dreams about being, you know, beauty queens or astronauts or doctors? 209 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:48,140 No. My dream was to always be the only girl in my family. 210 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,320 Do never get arrested. 211 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,920 Take the harness. 212 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,600 Oh, okay. Okay. 213 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:04,000 Pulled job. I want you to know. If your shoot doesn't open, I'm not throwing mine. 214 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,800 And if your shoot doesn't open, I'm dating other people. 215 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:16,140 Hey, you better not date Dave! 216 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:30,700 Ohorn! Ohorn Cook! Oh, I'm a demon. The closer you get to death, the more alive you feel. Dylan Thomas wrote, 217 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:39,060 do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. But if you got someone at home that loves you, rage responsibly. 218 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,540 And if you're thinking about jumping off a bridge, don't tell your girlfriend. 219 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,660 Who? 220 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:23,160 I'm the funny one. 221 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,180 No, I'm the funny one. 222 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:24,660 I'm the funny one. 223 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:24,980 Okay. 22099

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