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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

My name is Faidam, Madam.

Do you know how to cook?

My cooking is even better than that of the "Mister Chef"!

Good.

Then, let me

test you out first.

If you want it, Faidam will arrange it.

(Two weeks ago)

One, two , three, four, punch.

Under, switch feet.

One, two , three, four.

Must I teach everything?

You work in the rice mill

but don't know how to carry rice.

Careful.

Hey, hold on.

You're huge

why are you carrying a tiny sack?

Throwing away?

Uncle Ju.

It's heavy.

I've gained so much muscles, see?

Even birth control pill doesn't help.

Enough.

Go change it to a bigger sack.

Zero waste, you know?

This should be enough.

Sure.

- Really? - Should I pay you "Zero Waste", too?

No, thank you.

Go change it to a bigger sack.

Okay, then I'll go change.

- Yes! - Okay.

You're huge but look at them

they're all scrawny but still carry big sacks.

Uncle Ju.

Why did you call me? Huh?

Wifey.

Go eat.

Yes.

I thought you'd be always be tough.

Mom.

"Mom, mom"

Be consistently tough.

- Pa - Yes?

What's for lunch today?

They're all your favorites today.

- Really? - Yes.

- Teacher - Yes?

Let's take a break, I'm hungry.

Of course.

Please come again.

Let's meet next week.

Sure

- Please eat less sweet and salty food. - Okay.

Dao will jump right after these food

when she sees them.

That's right, these are all her favorites.

Yes.

Oh.

Has anyone told Dao yet?

Hmm?

About what?

About the wedding.

Dao has to hurry and return to marry Dr. Param.

Seriously?

No one has called her for me?

Huh?

I think important matter like this

let's wait for her return first.

No way.

Madam Pisamorn has been asking.

Oab, call your sister.

Now.

Grandma.

As if she'll listen to me.

Tell her it's my order.

What are you yawning for, huh?

Are you only ever going to yawn

and not speak?

I couldn't catch up.

What I wanted to say was

let's not tell Dao about the wedding yet.

Perhaps she won't return when she finds out.

Do you think she can refuse my order?

Huh?

Such a small matter.

Then I'll call her.

Yes, call her now.

But if...

What?

What's with you?

Always stuttering, it's irritating.

Just spill it out.

Annoying.

What if she returns

with a husband.

Husband?

I'll tell Grandma about us.

Don't worry.

How could I not be worried.

I have so many unfinished business.

Then quickly finish them.

Okay, I will.

You can come see me next Friday.

Okay, talk to you later.

Miss you already.

Bye.

(Bam!)

Crap.

It's mine.

Then this bag belongs to...

Sister, isn't he handsome?

Just my type.

Can't believe someone so masculine

wears such small g strings.

So true, sister.

How can he wear something that small.

Perhaps he likes it tight.

You said it, girl.

By the way, sister

beauties like us need to choose carefully.

Nowadays, there are hundreds of handsome men 50 of them are trans

30 are gays

25 are bi

there is only a handful of real men left.

I really don't know how this happened.

It sure is confusing.

Oh, dear.

My luggage is here, bye.

See you, sister.

Fast transaction, pretty, good techniques.

Here's my number.

Please take it.

Come see me when you're hungry.

Don't leave just yet.

Hello.

My luggage got switched with someone else's.

Okay.

Then I'll wait by the information zone on the first floor.

Excuse me.

It's mine.

Oh...

You're the one who claimed that

I like to wear tight underpants.

Don't you know how embarrassed I was

with your tiny g strings.

Can't you keep your voice down

everyone's watching.

You've embarrassed me

why should I lower my voice.

When did I do that?

You're the one who took my luggage.

It's you

who took my luggage first.

Hey

how could you blame me

you obviously took my luggage first.

- You just want to take it home and wear it. - Hey.

Doctor.

I searched everywhere for you.

Is everything okay?

It's nothing.

Here.

Take your luggage.

Let's go.

What the heck.

Damn.

What a headache.

Unlucky me.

Got told off for free.

What?

What's wrong with having g strings?

I'm not wearing it to show everyone.

Your mom is marrying you off to a stranger?

It's 2020.

No one's going to get an arranged marriage.

She probably wants to choose someone she likes.

Are you going to accept the marriage?

You've never met her.

Maybe the reason she refused to show up

is because she's so ugly that

you guys might change your mind.

Don't marry her, Doctor.

I'll be the one to decide that.

But marriage isn't a small matter.

Riga.

I told you

I'll be the one to decide that.

Fine.

I'm sorry.

I'm just worried.

Let's go.

I'm not the only unlucky one to get

an arranged marriage?

It's 2020.

Who's there?

Oh, Dao.

Why didn't you tell me you've returned.

I told you there would be a surprise.

I thought you would send some studs over.

Anyway

your house is this big

why are you the one to open the gate.

My employee, Buab, isn't here.

My mom and I have to do all the work.

Let's go inside.

Let me carry it.

You should've told me that you came back, don't surprise me like that.

No way.

Let's go.

Who came, Wat?

Surprise!

Mom, it's me.

Dao!

I miss you so much.

I miss you a lot, too.

I have to trouble you

and stay over for a couple of days.

Only a couple of days?

When you were a student

you stayed even longer.

You can even stay for a whole year here.

I miss you.

Thank you, mom.

I haven't seen you for so long.

Oh, I'll cook for you.

Of course, mom.

Wait one moment.

Hey, Dao.

I'll call Ji and Su.

We need a party for your return.

We've got to dance it off.

Yeah!

Hello, mom.

You've returned, son.

I miss you so much.

Let me take a look.

Do you have a souvenir for me?

Plenty.

How nice.

Quickly unpack it.

I wonder what's inside.

Cheapskate.

Chirp, I heard a bird chirping just now.

I didn't mention you, mom.

I didn't say anything.

I just thought it's strange

how there's a bird inside here.

Mom, here.

Do you not like it?

Why wouldn't I like free stuff?

But

there's no airplane food here.

Oh, I...

Hey.

Param.

Don't tell me you didn't bring it.

I know you don't like eating on the airplane.

Why didn't you bring it for me.

They already gave it to us

it's ours to take home.

We currently do not have a cook

we could have save a meal

had you brought it home.

Yes.

You're rich, mom.

There shouldn't be any problem.

How long do you intend to save up money?

I am saving up money

as a dowry for my daughter-in-law.

The way mom talks

is so inconsiderate to me.

She has always been blunt.

But she knows we're dating.

Riga.

We've talked over this.

Fine, we're not dating.

But

you know my feelings for you.

It's okay.

I'll wait

until you've soften up to me.

Then...

let's have dinner tomorrow night.

When you attended the seminar in America

I was so lonely.

Oh, right.

I think Dao will bring

a Caucasian lover home this time.

Definitely.

She went abroad for so many years

surely, she would bring one back.

But that might not be the case

it's up to fate.

Even if it's fate

it's no match for me.

Listen up

Dao won't bring anyone back

because she likes me.

Yeah, right

Wait and see

who she brings with her.

Hey!

Dao's here.

Hey.

Tall, white, is that a westerner?

My heart got swayed by him.

Damn it.

Dao.

I miss you so much.

Hi.

Wat.

I thought she brought a hunk.

It's Watsy, not Wat.

Dao.

Hey.

Away, away.

Step back.

Hey. You're dressed nicely

I got scared

I thought I had a competitor.

How about an escort instead?

Dao.

Hey.

Stay here.

By the way

you didn't bring your partner to show us?

Could it be

you're still single?

It's not the right time yet.

Unlike that couple, always showing off.

That ruined my mood.

It's that dude.

Who is he?

Dr. Param.

Dr. Param Monthianrak.

Thailand's famous psychiatrist.

I got all weak.

Dr. Param Monthianrak...

Oab.

I will not marry a stranger.

Listen

he's a doctor called Param Monthianrak

can you marry him now?

He's this nutcase?

Dr. Param Monthianrak.

What? Are you interested in him?

Why would I be interested?

- Because he's absolutely handsome. - Right?

Handsome?

Dr. Param is every Thai woman's dream guy.

Handsome.

Rich.

Warm.

Unfortunately, he's taken.

He's in a relationship?

That woman sitting next to him.

Her name is Nuttriga.

She's a celebrity but not famous.

Yeah.

A few days ago

I looked up a celebrity gossip page

they say

she's trying to get a hold of Dr. Param

in order to enter the Monthianrak's family

trying to upgrade status.

Miss know-it-all.

Right. You know everything.

Even though I work at the same place as him

I still don't know as much as you do.

Of course we know

we have an insider after all.

Who?

What? What's wrong?

He lives next door.

Next door?

Yeah. My neighbor.

No matter what he does

where, how

and when

I can see it all.

Nosy.

Oh, this isn't nosy.

It's called being interested.

Interested?

Interested in wanting him as my husband.

Bravo. woo!

You're so honest.

Let's continue.

You're still awake, mom?

Well, I was waiting for you.

Param.

I'll be honest

I don't want you to be around Riga.

We're just friends.

Nothing more.

Does she only think of you as a friend?

I saw her nearly sucking you lips.

Are you spying on me?

Good night.

No.

But you saw.

I told you nothing's going on, mom.

If nothing's going on

don't lead her wrong.

I forbid you from hanging out with her.

It's my request.

Mom.

Riga used to be a nurse

and she used to work with me

now she's my patient.

You know when she's stressed out

there's high chance of suicide.

More like faking it.

Whatever.

Whatever you do

you're not allowed to date her.

Don't forget

you already have a fiancee.

Mom.

I've never seen her face before.

I can't marry someone I don't know.

I'll go take a shower.

Why can't you?

It's my order.

Do you want others to call me a liar.

I think Grandma Pathum isn't serious about it.

But I am.

You know how much I owed to granny Pathum.

I was an orphan.

If it weren't for her financial support

I would never get to meet your dad.

I would never get to be your mother.

I wouldn't be Madam Pisamorn that I am today.

And if she

wants her granddaughter to marry you

how can I refuse that?

Even though I am a psychiatrist

I've fixed others' problems.

but I can't fix my own problem.

You sure like to walk and sigh.

What's wrong, Lomdao?

You look miserable.

Is it a big problem?

Yeah.

Tell me.

Sit right up and talk properly.

Just tell me.

I have to return home today.

That's it?

How is that a big problem?

The problem is

my family forced me to get married.

Huh?

What did you say?

I am forced to get married.

What?

Are you kidding me?

It's 2020.

Right?

Oab said it's Grandma’s order.

Otherwise I wouldn't rush back from America.

Why?

The guy can't find a wife himself?

Is he short and ugly?

Do you want to see him?

Sure. Let's go see him.

Then follow me.

Hey.

Are we seriously walking there?

Yes.

What, what?

That's the guy.

That's Dr. Param, my neighbor.

That's right, your neighbor.

Every girl, auntie, and gay's dream guy

Dr. Param Monthianrak.

Huh?

Is he gone?

Walk.

Param.

- Param. - Yes, mom?

Hey

are you free the day after tomorrow?

What's the matter?

Grandma Pathum called to say

Dao is coming back the day after tomorrow.

Since you've never met her

I want you to meet her at Ubon Ratchathani.

Are you free? Are you free the day after tomorrow?

Even if I'm not free

You would force me to go anyway, right?

It's settled, Grandma.

The day after tomorrow

Param will go meet her at Ubon Ratchathani.

I think it will be a love at first

before they even met.

Yes.

Yes, I'm glad.

Yes.

The fact that you stayed over

is for you to prepare for your Grandma.

Yeah.

I don't understand.

He already has a girlfriend.

Why would my grandma wants me to marry him.

The girlfriend isn't the problem.

It's Dr. Param's mother.

Why?

She's miserly

stingy

cheapskate

scrooge

She wouldn’t even let a dog sniff her stuff.

People here call her Pisawong.

But I don't blame her

There's a rumor that she got scammed

until she's left with nothing.

Because she has a large amount of debt

she has to be very frugal.

I feel sorry for Dr. Param if it's true.

He has to earn money to pay off the debt.

Oh.

That's why he wants to get married

so that I can help him with his debt?

I don't know, that's just what I heard.

You're back.

Grandma!

Hey.

I miss you so much.

Don't bother.

If Oab didn't call you

you wouldn't even return, right?

I just graduated

I wanted to stay a little longer.

Don't bother.

Let me give you a kiss.

Go see your parents. Go.

I miss you so much.

I miss you, too.

Seems like she only has her mom.

Are you sulking?

I miss you too, dad.

Haven't seen you in a while.

Come.

Enough.

Let's go take a seat.

Don't sulk, I love you too.

Let me hug you.

She's clinging to Grandma.

Because she feels guilty.

Mom

is dad still healthy and full of energy?

What are you asking?

I want to know.

Oh, you...

Well...

You're no better.

Alright.

Let's move on.

Let's talk about you.

Speak.

I will not marry Dr. Param.

What?

You can't.

I already promised her

I'm in trouble if you say no.

But Grandma

Dr. Param already has a girlfriend.

A celebrity named Riga.

There's a rumor going around that

Dr. Param is flat broke

and has a large amount of debt.

Are you going to marry me off

to help them with their debt?

Nonsense.

What are you saying?

There's no way the Monthianrak family

is completely penniless.

Just wait and see

Dr. Param and Madam Pisamorn

is coming tomorrow.

Dr. Param is coming tomorrow?

Of course.

Grandma.

Wait up.

Grandma.

- Is it done, dad? - Yes.

Grandma.

It smells good.

We're still preparing.

Don't taste the food yet.

What, dad?

Don't let it burn.

Why are you carrying a childish notebook?

It's not childish.

I wrote down food recipes here

to cook them for you guys.

Lucky us!

But I changed my mind.

Oab, tell your friend that

I don't want to get married.

Talk to grandma.

Dad.

You should listen to your elders.

Mom.

Hmm?

I think the guy isn't that bad.

You should get married.

If you marry Dr. Param

you can match make for Phon and me.

Dr. Param's cousin.

Aha! You always have an ulterior move.

Seriously, you...

Fine.

Raise your hand if you agree with me.

Mom.

Oab.

Dad.

Well?

Fine.

I'll remember that none of you guys care for me.

It's not that I don't care.

Don't bother, dad.

Dao.

Pa.

Don't bother.

You spoiled her too much

that's why she's like this.

Right.

Mother.

Let's not force her

if she doesn't want to get married.

Believe me

I chose the best for your daughter.

Hello.

Hello.

Have a seat.

How are you?

Are you tired from traveling?

Not at all.

Because I took a plane here.

It's a pity that the plane ticket is pricey.

I paid such a high cost for a short flight.

Oh, Pisamorn.

Phon isn't with you?

Mom already complained

this much from the tickets

Phon surely can't come.

I can go pick you guys up next time.

There's no need for that.

Just send money for the plane ticket to me.

Oh, where's Dao?

Right, Oab please go call her.

Go.

Oh?

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

Dao's gone.

Huh?

I don't know where she went.

She left this letter.

Seriously?

I need time to prove that

Dr. Param is a good person.

If I am confident in him

I will agree to marry him.

Where's Dao?

Oh.

Oh.

She has an urgent work.

So she just took off.

That's how she is, always move swiftly.

What work, Grandma?

She's just returned yesterday.

I said it's work.

My apologies to Pisamorn and Dr. Param.

When she's back

I'll bring her to you in Bangkok.

What a pity.

We sincerely apologize.

You came all the way here

but didn't get to meet her.

That's right.

That's not it.

I just regret that I wasted the plane tickets.

It was a short flight

and now we're already returning.

Thank you.

You've just flown to Ubon Ratchathani, and now you're back?

How could I not be back

your neighbor chased me all the way to Ubon Ratchathani.

Really?

Have I ever lied to you?

So you'll never ever marry Dr. Param?

Yeah.

What did your family say?

They won't listen.

Especially my grandma, she won't give up.

I will unmask Dr. Param

that he wants to leech off from women.

How are you going to do that?

I also don't know.

Dang it.

I don't know.

I'll find a way to get close to this family.

Look, it's not easy.

Even though I live next door

I still don't know anything.

Unless you...

go and live in their house.

How?

Hide!

What's with you?

Dr. Param!

Dr. Param?

Hide!

Are you still sane?

- Go over there. - Wat, you...!

Go hide.

Suddenly appearing like that.

Why are they here?

I brought Vietnamese meatball wrap for you guys.

Look

it's so meaty.

Just one stick?

Here.

Could it be

You guys don't like it?

If you don't like it I'll take it back.

It's okay, we can eat it.

I'm afraid it won't be enough.

I'll bring more next time.

Thank you, one stick is plenty.

But I think...

Oh no, you're all dirty.

Sorry, Doctor.

You should hurry and wash it off.

The restroom is right here.

The tap is in front.

You can wash there.

Why would you go there

when the restroom is here?

Just use the nearest restroom.

Excuse me, then.

Let me throw it away, mom.

Mom!

It's nearer here.

Doctor.

Let's use a liquid soap upstairs.

Is that so?

I'll pick this soap up.

Okay.

Wash my hand first.

Sure.

Can I use the toilet?

The toilet here is terrible.

Please you the one in my room.

It's okay, I'll be quick.

Please.

Okay.

I wish I were you, Dao.

All done?

This way, please.

It's a pity about that Vietnamese meatball wrap.

If I brought the one at home

it would be inconvenient.

My cook has resigned

and the maid also went home.

There's no one who can cook right now.

If you know any cook

please introduce some to me.

My cooking is even better than that of the "Mister Chef"!

(Next episode.)

Then, let me...

test you out first.

Faidam, what are you doing?!

Trying to burn my house down?!

Here comes the water!

And get your ass out of my house immediately!