All language subtitles for Mad Money (2008)

[paper shredder shredding]

[shredding]

[toilet flushing]

[Man]
Honey, I need more.

[shredding]

This is gonna
take all night.

Want a sandwich?

Maybe later.

Okay.

[gas hisses]

Hey.

Baby, where are
the road snacks?

We gotta go,
Have you seen my guitar?

Mom?

You're having
a bad dream, baby.

No shit.

We're gonna have to have a
conversation about your language.

Yeah. That's clearly the biggest
problem we're having tonight.

Go back to bed.

Mom!
Now!

[roaring]

[shredding]

[shredding]

[zips up bag]

Whew.
[shredding]

Okay.
[dog barks]

Quiet.
Quiet, Rufus.

[growling, barking]

[barking continues]

Guess what I got for you!
Yummy, yummy! Shh!

Ooh! Look what I got ya!

[barking stops]

Cat.

Oh! Good!

There we go.

Nice Rufus.
Good dog.

See ya later.

[Man, on police radio]
Attention all units.

Arrest authorized.
Move in now.

You set?
- I'm good.

[Woman]
I have this theory.

Crime is contagious.

It's like it can just
kinda get in the air,

and it-- People can
catch it from each other.

And when they catch it,
they change.

And then they change...
other people.

The truth is we're all
capable of anything.

We don't want to
believe it's true,

but it is.

I realized it
for the first time

at Mindy and Bryce Arbogast's
Fourth of July party.

There you are!

Hi.
I knew you'd come!

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, my God.

I want you to now
I forgive you.

What for?
- Don's okay?

He's--he's great.
We're fine. We're fine.

Hey, listen, I know
you quit the club,

but if Don wants to play,
have him call me.

Oh, I--I'm sure he will,
but, you know,

he's got a whole bunch of big
interviews kind of lined up, and--

Yeah.
- Does he?

Uh-huh.

Oh, it's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.

You're gonna be great!

Now--
- Yeah.

About the realtor.

I am okay about
Coldwell.

They're big,
it makes sense.

But I would've
cut my commission.

Mindy--
So just tell--What?

Oh, my God.
Bridget, I am so sorry.

It's not even
listed yet.

I'm sure Don was
gonna tell you.

To tell you the truth,
I don't really blame her.

I got downsized.

[chuckles]

You're selling our house?

I'm no longer
the breadwinner.

I don't bring home
the bacon.

I produce no green.

You just-- You wanna
talk about this, sweetie?

Why on earth would I
wanna talk about it?

It's over.

What is over?
- Everything.

No.
- Our lives!

Don, for God sakes!

You are going
to find that job.

It's been over a year.

I have tried everything
I know how to try,

and I have failed,
all right?

No, no, no, no!
No, you did not fail, Don.

No! I refuse
to believe that!

Those stupid multinational
corporations merged you out of a job!

So, sweetie,
you got failed on!

Really? You know, I am so
far past statistical comfort.

Look at this!

We are $286,000
in debt.

What?
- I wasn't kidding.

It's over.

Honey, why didn't you tell me?
We could have stopped.

What? Eating, driving,
living our lives?

We could live on less.
Lots of people live on less.

Absolutely. And soon,
we'll be living with them.

You know, hearing their
voices in the hallways,

smelling
their cooking.

But, hey, at least
we got our health.

Of course, we don't
have health insurance,

so if you need an X-ray,
I sell a kidney.

We'll do something.
We'll think outside the box.

Well, that's good, because
we're selling the box

and we're moving into
a smaller box,

and soon that box
will be so small,

it's the one they put us
in the ground with.

We'll get jobs,
any jobs, both of us,

and we're gonna make our payments
until this economy gets better, Don.

Yeah, well, good luck,
Bridget.

You've been out of
the workforce for some time.

Well, I've raised
two children

and made a home.

My daughter is
a clinical researcher

and my son is
a systems analyst,

and my husband is,
uh, well...

on the sofa right now.

Your degree is in
comparative literature.

Yes.

Sort of a slow sector
of the economy right now.

And your typing
is sub-standard.

Are you proficient on
any kind of software?

I'm good at Google.

Look, the truth is people
your age in the workforce

are generally considered...
real pains in the ass.

Are you aware that statement
is discriminatory and illegal?

See?

And you don't even
work for me.

A drug test?

What kind of drugs
would I have to take?

Hello?

[sighs]

How old am I?

No, I haven't worked
in a hotel.

I've enjoyed some wonderful
times at hotels.

Not yours.

As a waitress,
would--would I get benefits?

[woman laughs]

I don't think
that's funny.

Of course I understand
about outsourcing.

Yes.

Suppose I was willing
to move to India.

[knock on door]
[sighs]

Selina. Hi.

What are you doing here?
- Your check bounced.

That's the third one.

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

I've cleaned your house.
You owe me the money.

Of course.

Honestly, Selina, I don't really
have the money right now,

but as soon as we do--
and in the meantime,

if you need any kind
of references--

I want cash.

I want cash, too.

Obviously, I don't
really have any cash.

I did the work.
You owe me the money.

How about I come clean your house
for three weeks and we call it even?

My house
is already clean.

Ah!

That's yours.

Enjoy.

Okay?

Oh, God.

Don't you know how
to do anything?

We need benefits.

I know some place.

It's work like mine,
but they have benefits.

Why don't you do it?

They won't hire people
with a criminal record.

You have a criminal record?

Arson.

Long story.

Tell me about the job.

I didn't even know what the
Federal Reserve Bank does

before I came
to work here.

Well, they set
interest rates

and they hold extra cash from all
the other banks for safekeeping.

Yeah--No, I--I asked
my husband.

Now that could be your
savings account right there.

I don't think so.
It has money in it.

[laughs]

Oh, we're running
a little bit behind today.

And don't think
they won't notice.

Oh, they tell you
it's for security,

but meanwhile,
the guys in the ties

are keeping track of how many
times a day we need a goddamn pee.

Ha! This place is like
a Las Vegas casino.

No windows,
no privacy,

and a shitload of money
all around here.

The only difference is
nobody here ever has any fun.

[Man on radio]
Okay, 12.

I'm shifting
to the east vault.

Now, keep your head
down in here.

You know what I mean?

[radio chatter continues]

And don't spray directly
on the monitors.

The secret here:

Don't want
anything.

Don't even think
about wanting it.

What you can
think about,

what you can want...

is your job.

I do, yes.
Yes, sir, I do.

I--I am thinking
about wanting...the job!

That's what I'm thinking
about wanting, sir.

Thank you so much
for helping me.

[buzzer]

Whoo!
Check this out!

How you doing, Nina?

Not bad.

New girl.

Hey.

Hard to watch, huh?

Worn out.

We get the new bills
from the mint.

There goes your
car payment.

Oops! That's
a new sofa.

Get the one
by the desk there.

[shredding]

In.

Whoa.

Let's go!

It may not seem
like much,

but I do feel like,
in our own way,

we do something kinda
important here.

Oh.

Oh! Oh, God, no!

[groans]

How's it going?

[groans]
God.

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

Bridget!
- Mindy.

Hi!
- There you are.

I was just thinking
about you actually.

We've got to talk.

Mindy, you know what?

I'm out to dinner
right now

Oh, sorry, I didn't
mean to interrupt.

I'll call you back.

I would love
to do lunch.

Lunch? Great.
Tomorrow?

Well, not tomorrow.

But how about, um...
this weekend maybe?

That would
be wonderful.

Anyway...bye.

Bye.
- Bye.

[door closes]

[Don]
Hey.

How'd it go?

Oh.

Honey.

You wanna
talk about it?

You remember that
Frontline we saw

on Third World
slave labor?

Yeah.

Then I don't have to
talk about it.

Oh!

Don!

Don! Don!

You wanna know
what she told me?

How the whole thing
got started?

Oh.

Looks like we're gonna
need a new one of these.

Let me show ya. You see?
You broke it right there.

She went shopping.

[Man] There's
something about stuff...

that's on display.

See, even if you've
got the same stuff,

they way they lay it out

makes you want.

Wanting is the root
of all...

needing stuff.

[Man]
I'll tell you what.

They say money can't
buy happiness,

but it sure as hell
buys everything else.

[Nina]
That's what she said

she was doing when
she got the whole idea.

Just shopping.

Being a good American.

[Bridget] Do you ever
really think about money?

People think that they think
about money all the time.

But how often do we really look
at the actual physical cash?

Once you start to really
think about money,

you realize this stuff
gets touched a lot.

Who had it before you?

And what did they
do with it?

It gets put in places you
may not wanna know about.

When you really stop
and think about it--

[sneezes]

money is actually
pretty disgusting.

Well, I mean, we're a consumer
society, aren't we?

She got consumed.

We receive currency from over a
thousand banks in the Tenth District,

which arrives here and enters
a totally secure environment.

Utility rooms,
work rooms,

lunchroom,

lockers, stairs,
elevators.

Everyone, everywhere,
every minute.

Cash sorted.

We find one of only three
keys in the entire system

that will open
a cash cart.

The Treasury Department
inspection room,

where the second key
is held by Agent Wayne here,

decorated 30-year veteran
of the Secret Service--

Lost a tooth taking down
Squeaky Fromme.

[clicks tongue]

Nighttime. The key is locked
up in my security office.

The final step
of the process,

the shredding room.

And here's the third key
wired to the system.

And that's all she wrote.

After this, there's
nothing left to steal.

Oh, this is good.

[Mindy, outside]
Okey-dokey. Here we go.

Okay.
Good enough.

Thank you
so much, Don.

I'm gonna take
care of you.

It'll be gone
in no time.

[Mindy]
My best to Bridget.

[taps on keyboard]

Oh, I'm sorry,
excuse me,

but it looks like you might
have dropped some money.

No, that's not mine.

Really?

Money?

I guess I ought to turn it
into the office, though, huh?

Oh.

Right.

[groans]
He's a big fat no.

# [music playing
in headphones]

Oh, she's so
in love with me.

I got this.
- Okay.

Oh, I got it.

Hey, beautiful.

You know, you got me so
cuckoo for your... cocoa puffs.

You hear me, baby?

[laughs]

You know what I think of
when somebody calls me "baby?"

Okay, tell me
in my good ear.

I think of years of
sleep deprivation.

Oh. Mmm.

Spit-up on the shoulder
of my last clean shirt.

Diarrhea in a diaper,
the green kind.

See, now that's the image
you just left in my mind.

Now what do you want?

Nothing, Nina. You have
a good evening.

Fool.

Hey, call me.

What?

You got to howl
at the bitches, dawg.

The woman's a working
mother, Shaun.

So?

I'm not your dawg.

More for me.

[howls]

Oh, boy.

You wanna carpool
tomorrow?

Huh?

Oh. Uh...

can I ask you
something?

Excuse me?

Are you ever tempted?

What, him?

You find that
appealing?

Ecch.
- No, no.

You think what I want
after along day on my feet

is to lie down under
some skinny kid

for three minutes
of push-ups?

No, that's not what
I'm talking about.

I got around plenty in my party
girl days, but I got kids now.

No, no, I meant...

Don't you ever get
tempted to just slip

a couple hundreds
into your pocket?

Okay, I knew you didn't
look like a janitor.

Huh?
What do you mean?

Boy, they are good.

Those guys are sneaky,
I'll give 'em that.

What? You think
I'm a weasel?

Or like a mole thing?

No. I'm serious.

I'm asking.
Just once?

Ever?

Is that what you being
here is all about?

Look, nobody, not once,

has ever beaten the system
in, like, a hundred years.

So what are you, some kinda
like super genius or something?

No. That's what's so funny.
It's just staring you in the face.

You only have to see it.

And you don't think
they've seen it?

No.
- Why?

Because they don't
empty the trash.

What?
- No.

Uh-uh.
Leave me alone.

[chattering]

[Boy] Here, Mom. You need
to sign this for school.

[Nina]
What is it?

It's a list of weapons
we're not allowed to bring.

Like there's some weapons
you are allowed to bring?

You just have to sign
that you understand.

Oh, I understand.
I just don't understand.

[phone rings]

Hello?

You don't want
the money?

I don't wanna go crazy,

and that's what makes
everybody crazy.

Everybody always
wants everything.

I don't want things
I can't have.

Do you live in America?

[beep]

Hey, Mom, we got
a white woman outside.

What's she doing?

Just standing there.

She's our new
lawn ornament.

Well, she's coming.

[doorbell rings]

Find someone else.
- I can't.

It only works with you in the
shredding room and someone from carts.

It might not even
work then.

Maybe I'm crazy.
You tell me.

Okay.
All right.

Did you do something
wrong at school today?

No. You?
- Not with a lock.

How did you get this?

The same as
the Fed does.

Master Lock Company,
mail order.

Completely legal.

The key won't fit.
No, it won't.

The Fed resets
the cylinders

and makes their
own keys.

Just think about it.

I'm not gonna
think about it.

Oh, okay. That's a good idea.
Don't think about it.

I won't.

Great. Great.
Whatever you do

don't think about it.

Give it up, Miss Daisy!

# [rap playing
on car radio]

[door buzzer]

[door opens]

[door closes]

I have kids!

Yeah, well, so do I!

My husband and I after all these
years are still paying off--

I'm not talking about your
upper middle-class problems.

I'm a single mom.

If this thing goes bad,
I lose my children.

Oh.
- Uh-huh.

Now if that happens,

I will kill you.

You scared of me?

Yeah.

Good.

Now, who do we get
from carts?

# [rock]

Somebody is definitely
peeing in her cup.

# [music playing
in headphones]

Um...

Here, let me
get that for you.

Here you go.

What on earth?

Here.
- Thanks.

There you go.

Okay, then.

Well, we're not looking
for a Girl Scout.

Well, we didn't
find one.

When I was 9 years old,

I found out that every day
for the rest of my life,

I would be sticking
myself with a needle.

Early onset diabetes.

# [blues]

Okay.

I'm in.
- You're in.

Let's do it.

What?
That's it?

You don't want
to think about it?

What's there
to think about?

The...consequences.

Nope.

I'm down.

When do we go?

Well, I don't know.
I mean, obviously,

we have to review
the plan.

Well, I got the plan.
Do you got the plan?

Do you have the lock?

She has it.

So why not?

"Why not" seems like a really
bad reason to do something,

don't you think?

Why?

Okay.

Why not?

All right.

We need a "go" code.

Okay, I'm sorry,
but a "go" code?

I don't think we want
to be walking around the Fed

saying "Let's rob the Fed
today at work," right?

No, you probably don't
want to be saying that.

There you go.
- Oops.

Thanks.

Okay.

We need a code word
like, um--

Um, like...
- Liftoff.

Yeah. Liftoff.

That comes up really
easy in conversation.

Right.

'Cause you don't want it to be
something you could say accidentally.

You know, like, if our
"go" code was "hot",

and I saw you and I said, "Hey,
Nina, you look really hot today,"

and then you go and you
start stealing money,

that could be
a problem.

The last time somebody
told me I looked hot

was about seven years
nine months ago.

And I don't want
to hear it again.

It's been seven years

since you had sex?

All right. Can we just
please focus for a minute?

I think that the signal
should be...

a gesture, basically.

How about something
that doesn't get us

into some sort of
an incident?

How about something
more like...

um, I don't know,
like this?

See?

Right.

Works for me.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

So...that's it, then.

We're good to go.

[clears throat]

I know.

Um...

Jackie?

We need to talk to you
about the drugs.

Okay.

It's none of our
business--

It is our business.

We could go to jail.

Plus it's stupid.

If we see any signs
that the drugs

are affecting your
abilities in any way--

In any way--

We're gonna pull
the plug.

Do you
understand that?

Yeah. No warnings,
no excuses, no apologies.

You mess up, it's over.

Is this like an
intervention?

You damn right.

Wow.

[Jackie] I guess I
could have told them,

but I was just really...

touched.

That they would take the trouble
and everything, you know?

[screaming on TV]

This takeover bid
is irresponsible!

I think the CEO has
lost his mind.

[screaming]
And honestly,

the whole board ought
to get 20 years--

Yeah, right.

Like white guys are
gonna do time.

20 years?
Man, we'd get that

if we stole a candy bar
from a convenience store.

Hey! You listen to me!

You ain't no man
making jokes about crime.

Ain't no men in prison.

Just corpses don't know
enough to lie down.

Now that is not who
you're gonna be.

I don't care what I gotta do,
you're not going that way.

Do you hear me?
- Yes, ma'am.

I was gonna go steal
candy bars,

but now I won't.

Come here.
Give me some love.

Okay.

That's good.

[beeping]

[wand buzzing]

[buzzing]

What?

You got a boyfriend?

[door closes]

What happened?

[Jackie]
Just quit yelling.

I'm not yelling!
- Yes, you are! That's yelling.

Shh! Quiet.
- Not so loud.

Do you want to tell us
what happened, Jackie?

I had a bad feeling.

You had a...bad feeling.

I take my feelings
seriously.

So nobody...said
anything or did anything?

No.

I had a bad feeling.

Okay, I'm sorry.

That's it.
I'm outta here.

No, no, wait!
- Wait? Wait for what?

Huh? The alarms?
They're going off!

Dimwit junkie alert!
Whacked out Martha Stewart wannabe.

What the hell
was I thinking?

Seriously, it was
real bad!

[alarm beeping]

Quit pissing
and moaning, people.

It's in your contract.

Section 41:
"Employees will submit

to full random
security searches."

Everyone, everywhere,
every minute.

Let's go.
Come on.

Ma'am?

Thank you.

Come on, let's go.

# [music playing
in headphones]

# I got a woman
with plenty of money #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

# Called my baby
late last night #

# She told me, "Daddy,
everything was all right" #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

4-9-3-7.

49-37.

[door buzzer]

[knock on door]

Hold on.

Thanks.

It's my job.

Right.
Mine, too.

Back to work, then.

# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #

# She's the best woman
that I've ever had #

# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #

# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #

# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #

4937.

4937.

4937.

Tilt down a little.

Down.

Sorry?
- About 9 degrees.

Zoom in.

What we really need
is thermal imaging.

Amateur.

# Don't have to worry
'cause she's real fine #

# I know my baby
and she's all mine #

# She give me a Cadillac,
a diamond ring #

# She told me, "Daddy, don't
you worry about a thing" #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

# Oh, come on, come on #

# She got the money,
and I got the honey #

# Oh, stop your train #

# Oh, stop your train #

# Whoo ooh #

[laughing]

Shh!

[giggling]

Now I've got two reasons
to love control top.

I'm gotta get myself
some boring underpants.

I know.

I bet Victoria never had
this particular secret.

[laughs]

I can't get this in there.

Oh, that hurts.

We've gotta hurry.

[giggles]

Okay, there we go.
Got it?

All right, now everybody
quit smiling. Quit smiling.

[clears throat]

Next up?

Ahem.
- Oh.

Okay, thank you.

Thank you.

How you doing today?

I'm good. You?

I'm...

[Nina laughs]

I'm good.

Good.
Um, you know what?

I think you are
always just...

You're so...

polite.

[scoffs]
Next!

What goes around
comes around.

Too true.

[groans]

[Nina] Spoken like
a real gentleman.

I don't want to be forward and
this is not the best place to talk--

Mrs. Cardigan!

Oh--
- Step back, please.

I think you
dropped this.

Oh.

Thank you, Mr. Glover.

Everyone, everywhere,
every minute.

Carry on.

I was wondering maybe...
do you like jazz?

What?

Oh. Uh...no.
Sorry.

[mocking]
"Do you like jazz?"

Shut up!

Next!

[all counting]

Okay, wait a second.
Oh, 183.

183 equals...

Can everyone count
to themselves, please?

What's up with all
these one-dollar bills?

I was in a hurry.

We're gonna have to get
this bug worked out.

Only large bills.

Okay. I have $32,000.

31.
- 28.

[laughs]
- [laughs]

Damn.
- What?

What's the matter?

If we each give her one,
that leaves a thousand,

which is 333 each.

There's gonna be
a dollar left over.

I might have change.

Keep the change.

[all laugh]

# The best things
in life are free #

# But you can give them
to the birds and bees #

Gimme the money, baby!

[all talking]

Let's see mama
making that cash!

# That's what I want #

# [record slows down]

Don.

Hi.

Wanna lap dance?

# That's what I want #

# That's what I want #

You know something?
I would have thought

you would have been
a whole lot happier.

Oh, forgive me for getting
insufficient kicks

when somebody I'm married to
commits a felony.

Don!

This money doesn't even
officially exist anymore.

That's the beauty
of the whole thing.

Look at it.
It's worn out.

It's gonna be shredded.

So what do we do?
We take some. We spend it.

It goes to another bank.
It's still worn out.

So what do they do?

They pull it
from the system...again!

It's like we're stealing
the same money over and over.

In fact, it's not even
like stealing money at all.

It's more like
recycling.

Oh, recycling!

Yeah, your defense attorney's
gonna love that one, Bridget.

I'm not gonna
get caught.

My God, Don, we're
very careful.

We have signals
and "go" codes.

We have a system here
that works--

Oh, please, God. Tell me you're
not planning on doing this again.

What--what, do you think
I'm stupid?

Of course we're going
to do this again.

At least until we get
out of the hole.

Four or five more times.

Nina gets school paper,

and Jackie, honestly,
I really don't know

what the hell
she is going to do.

You know something?
You've gone insane, Bridget.

Honey, you see
a $20 bill on the sidewalk.

Let me just ask you.
What do you do?

Do you walk away? No.

You know, I guess
it would depend

on whether or not
the sidewalk

were locked inside
a Federal bank!

Honestly! When you have spent
months cleaning their toilets,

the whole
Federal bank thing

doesn't seem like
such a great big deal.

What about the overall
system of monetary flow, hmm?

What?

You know that they print
a certain amount of money

relating to assets in
other parts of the system.

Uh-huh. Where?
I don't know, but--

Yes!
- Seriously, you could be...

you could be throwing off
the entire balance of trade.

You could be endangering the
dollar against the--the yen.

Don, I am gonna keep
doing this.

The yen is just gonna
have to take care of itself.

[bell rings]

See, the problem is

we just don't accept
mid-semester transfers

or financial aid
students. We--

I won't be needing
financial aid.

I'm sorry?

I can pay now...
for the full year.

Oh.

I might also be inclined

to make a significant donation
to your new library...

if my sons were using it.

Well, that would...

be a different situation
now, wouldn't it?

Can I pay you in crack?

I'm just kidding with you.

Oh.

[clears throat]

It has to be under ten.

Anything over 10,000 is
automatically reported to the IRS.

I know.
You told me.

I'm gonna keep the engine
going while you're in there.

Relax.

We're making a deposit, Don.
We already robbed the bank.

That's not even funny.

Honey, you know what?
You gotta lighten up,

or I'm gonna have to
have you whacked.

When did you even start
talking like that?

I'm kidding you.

But really, sweetie,

I'm the only person in the
whole world who thought this up.

Why can't you
be proud of me?

I have no idea
who you are anymore,

but I'm enormously
proud of you.

Really?
- Yeah!

No, you are amazing.

Really? Are you
proud of me?

Tell me again.
- You are so hot.

Oh, my God.

When was the last time
we did it in a car?

We've never done it
in the car.

It'd be so stupid
to do it in a car...

'cause we have a house.

Oh, God,
yes, we do.

We have a house.

Let's go do it
in our house.

You know what?
- What?

They got a park
right behind the bank.

Oh, that is such
a good idea! Yes!

Okay, which ones do you want me
to get the cashier's checks for?

Baby, keep that
engine running.

Shh.

[revs engine]

# Hot change #

# Got it right
in the groove #

# And a rang-a-tang Joe #

# Is a ring-a-ding mood #

# A little racka tacka
tacka tacka run done thing #

Thanks.

# A racka tacka
tacka tacka run done thing #

# A racka tacka
tacka tacka run done thing #

# Everybody wanna
get rich right away #

# Right away,
right away, right away #

# Everybody wanna
get rich right away #

Next!

# Everybody wanna be
king for a day #

# Everybody wanna
get rich right away #

# If you wanna be rich
and you wanna be wealthy #

# I believe I'd rather
be poor and healthy #

# If you wanna be rich
and you wanna be wealthy #

# I believe I'd rather
be poor and healthy #

# A racka tacka tacka
tacka rum-dum thing #

# It's a racka tacka
tacka tacka rum-dum game #

# A racka tacka tacka
tacka rum-dum thing #

# It's a racka tacka
tacka tacka rum-dum game... #

Here's to a job
well done.

Unbelievable,
terrifying,

and thankfully
over.

Well, I think we should
keep going.

[laughs]

Oh, no.
Sweetheart, that'd be--

No, that's--that's
a bad idea.

Yeah. He's right.
That wasn't part of the deal.

We were supposed
to just...

you know, get what
we needed and get out.

I think we need more, right?

I could use more.

More wouldn't hurt.

No. See, don't
get greedy.

See, that's how
people get caught.

Exactly. I think we're
asking for trouble.

Don! You've worked your ass
off for 30 years and for what?

So you can see your wife
become a janitor?

And Nina?

You've spent years
standing in one spot

throwing money into
a shredder

so your boys could
have a better life,

and were they one bit
closer to their dream?

Jackie.

There must be something
that you've always

wanted to do
with your life.

Yes. I wanna see Brazil
and Czechoslovakia

and India--

Actually, there is no
Czechoslovakia.

What?

It's--it's either the Czech
Republic now or Slovakia.

Since when?

1992.

India's still there,
right?

Yes. Yes.
Absolutely.

I wanna see those places for myself.
- Yeah.

And I don't care
where we go

just as long as I don't have
to carry any more dead cows.

What's that?

Bob works for Allen
Brothers Meat Packing.

Oh. Oh.
- There you go.

Don.
- What?

Is it wrong? Is it really, really,
really terrible to want security?

Long-term financial
security?

How about long-term
maximum security?

Because that's where we're
headed if we keep doing this.

Never having
to worry again

about sickness, old age, the real
estate market, corporate fallout,

your kids in college,

and a master bath
with a walk-in closet.

What?

You almost sounded rational
there for a minute.

A walk-in closet?

We can't spend that money.

I'm sorry.
What?

You know how people
get busted?

They brag
and they flash.

You don't think it will
draw a little attention?

Three girls from the Fed start
spending money they can't explain?

I mean, if we're
gonna do this,

no big-ticket
purchases,

no lifestyle changes.

We just go slow
and be smart.

Oh, man.

I hate being smart.

When it's enough,

we all move somewhere
where nobody knows

we're not supposed to have
that kind of money.

Look, Nina, I understand that
you don't want to spend the money,

and you don't
really want sex--

Wait a minute!

I want to have sex.
I want to have sex.

Actually, if you can
come back in a minute.

It's been seven years.

I want it all day
and all night.

But while we're living
in the real world,

if we're gonna do this, we're
gonna do it right or not at all.

You don't seem
to understand.

This is my plan.

Okay. So go do your plan!

Oops. You can't, can you?

Not by yourself.
You can't tell me what to do.

Would you stop fighting?

My way or
no way at all.

[sighs]

Okay.

Could I try
this one on?

[man]
Of course.

[gasps]
Oh, my God.

How much?

62,000.

That's a lot.
Not Really.

You pay for quality.

What?
- You're spending the money.

What are you
talking about?

Of course I'm not
spending the money.

No?
- No.

What's this?

Uh--

Nina, it's nothing.
That's not even real.

It's not?
- No.

Wow.
- Wait! Hey!

Good!
- No! Wait!

Nina!

That's mine, Nina!

Okay! That was hostile.

Don't spend the money.

Oh!

[groans]

Sorry I'm late.

Where have you been?

It's 33-40. Here.

No! Don't!

Oh!

[key clanking]
Oh, shit!

What?
- The key!

Oh, shit!

Oh! Oh!

Okay, where's the spare?

It's in the drain.

You didn't get
Jackie's key?

I already did the first floor.
I can't go back up.

Do you have Jackie's
cell number?

No, I never put it
in my phone.

I didn't want anything
to tie her to me.

Oh, God!
Come on!

Look, I gotta go.
My break is over.

Okay, go, go, go.
I'll figure something out.

All right, okay.
Just calm down.

Um, I'll think
of something here.

I'll call you
right back.

Okay, bye-bye.
Oh, my God!

Five minutes.
Jesus, God.

# [music playing on
headphones]

Hey! Hey, what the hell
are you doing out here?

You're not on
break time.

He's got an important
call to make.

You work here?
Put the phone away.

Make the call.
Make the call.

You do
and you're fired.

Hey, listen you know
something, fathead?

Why don't you just put
the damn stopwatch down, huh?

This is a family
emergency here.

Look around you!
These are people!

You know, if you
fire this man,

each one of these guys is
gonna walk off this dock.

Right, fellas?

Fellas?

You're on your own, Spartacus.
- Nope.

[men chatting]

[Man]
They cut benefits, man.

[Jackie]
Hey, baby.

Hey, doll face.

Prick.

[shredding]

Don. Don. Don.

What in the hell is that
woman doing in there?

Oh, that's not it.

Shit!

No!

Bob, no.

No, I can't go down there.

I can't go down there,
not until sorting finishes.

You all right?

Huh?
- You okay?

Yeah. Just, you know,
carpal tunnel.

Messes with me
sometimes.

Fantastic. Yes.
All right. I love you.

Oh! Oh, my--

Mrs. Cardigan.
- Mr. Glover.

You spend an unusual amount
of time in this bathroom.

# [music playing
on headphones]

Everyone...

everywhere...

...every minute.

Yeah.

Uh...

are you watching when
everybody goes everywhere?

I really
hope so because...

maybe you can tell me

why they can't
use the facility

in such a way as to keep
everything in the facility?

I'm a college-educated
woman,

and I really don't
understand the physics.

Maybe--maybe you can
see how they even manage

to get what they get
where they get it!

You know what
we can do?

You and I could hang out.

You can get on the floor
like I do every day

and make a report!

How about that, Mr. Glover?
Huh? Do you like that idea?

What about that?
- Carry on!

Oh, my God.

Okay.
Let's go.

Think fast.

Hi!

Ooh!
Watch out.

What?

What?

I heard that.

You heard what?

I am married, asshole.

I ought to report you.

What the hell did you
say to her, man?

Nothing.

Maybe she reads minds.
[elevator dings]

You need a hand with that?

No. No, no, no,
It's just fine.

Sometimes with these new
ones, you gotta wiggle them.

No, no, no.
Let me help you. I got it.

Your carpal tunnel
and everything.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Seriously, guys!
Grow up, okay!

I'm not your personal
maid, all right?

Oh, yes!

Hi.

Slow it down.

Man!

This thing's
really stuck.

Security.

I'll be right back.
One second.

[door buzzer]

Oh! Whose your pick
for the playoffs?

What playoffs?

Oh!
[laughs]

Oh, my God.
I thought there were playoffs.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Got it.

Great.

Told you.

# Ain't nobody #

# Can do me like
Jesus can #

# Ain't nobody #

[cell phone rings]

Yeah?

Oh, thank God.

They're okay.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, God!

Wow.

I'm sorry about your job.

I hated my job.

I used to think
I did, too.

We need to talk.

Look, Barry, I know you're
probably a really nice guy and all,

and I don't want to
make you feel badly,

but I'm really not in a
place in my life right now--

Unless you have half a dozen
very hard, rectangular breasts,

we need to talk.

Are you ought of your mind?

Look, if you're
gonna bust me, bust me.

I don't need a lecture.

Who else is it?

The trash woman.
Who else?

I can't tell you that.

Tell them it's over.

What does he mean it's over?

Does it mean he turns
us in and we go to prison?

It's over, and nobody
says anything?

We walk away it's over?

I don't know. I'm just
telling you what he said.

That's kinda like
a major difference.

Planning my weekend
or planning my bail hearing.

Okay, okay.
Please stop fighting.

Now now, not here.

I think it meant
walk away.

Yeah, because?

Because we're
still here.

Wow.

And he...
he likes me.

Hmm?

He does like you,
doesn't he?

A lot.

Oh, no.
No. Uh-uh!

That would be brilliant, Nina.
- No!

If you guys got
together,

and then he was
on our team, and then...

we would be foolproof.

So what are you saying?

Do you know what it is when
somebody trades sex for money?

Advertising.

Public service?

A good percentage
of marriages.

What is with you people?

Now these are on me.

Look, we got a good thing
going here.

And if getting Barry
on our side

is the only way
we can keep going,

I don't think it's asking too much
for you to take one for the team.

Right.
I mean...

besides, he's
a total babe.

And you know, honey,
we would do this for you.

We would do this for you.
- Right.

Except we happen
to be married.

And of course,
guess what?

P.S., he doesn't
even want us.

He might not even
want me.

Oh, yeah, right.
Okay.

Wake up!

He's, like, all over
you all the time.

Nina,

are you worried because
it's been so long?

No, Nina, it's just like
riding a bicycle...upside down.

Okay, look, I still know
how to do it, okay?

I'm good, I promise you.

I'm good in that
department, all right?

I'm just-- No.

I'm worried about how
I'll feel in the morning.

Sore.

Rich.

Why don't we just
cut him in?

All right.
Whatever works.

Absolutely.

But seven years is a
really long time, Nina.

Let's just leave it that I decide
what I think is right, okay?

Just get his
address for me.

Okay.

All right.
Just breathe.

Just like riding
a bike, Nina.

Just like riding a bike.

[knocks on door]

Okay.

You like riding a bike.

You ain't rode a bike
in a while,

but it's gonna be okay.

Hi.
- Hi.

Hi there.

Wow.

Um...

you mind if I come in?

It's--it's kinda late.

Um, maybe we could--

[Woman]
Barry, who is it?

I'm sorry. I didn't
know about your mom.

She needs someone
to take care of her.

Um, maybe we could...

go out somewhere
sometime.

Why?

Why?

Cards on the table, huh?

Don't you think?

[sighs]

What happened to us

is we found a way to
get what we wanted.

I mean, have you ever
thought about it?

What if you could have
what you wanted?

I think about it
all the time.

So what do you want?

Wow.

I'm so sorry.

What the hell is
the matter with you?

I--I beg your pardon?

Are you demented?
That is a fantastic woman.

I know.

Well? Are you afraid of her?
- No.

I'm a little afraid
of you at the moment.

I don't think you're gay.

Thank you.

Yeah, so you get the girl,
you get the money.

So what's the problem, huh?

Okay. He'll join up.
He wants a full share.

He just doesn't want sex
with you to be part of the deal.

You're kidding.

No.

It's possible I'm gonna
have a stroke,

and they're gonna find
the words "I told you so"

blocking the blood
to my brain.

He says you're worth
more than that.

He said that?

Yes.

Oh, he sounds like
a great guy.

Yeah.

You should just tell him
that you really want to.

Now?

Yeah.

He probably thinks I'm--

I told Prince Charming
I'm a whore.

He didn't say that.

I told him I'm a whore.

No, no, no. Come on.
Nina, he didn't say that.

Don't get neurotic. I mean, really.
- Yeah.

Okay, forget about it.
Okay, forget it.

All right?
We're back in business.

There's a random
search on Thursday.

So Friday, yeah?

Works for me.

Okay, is that it, Friday?

Friday's good, right?
- Yes.

This one's yours, right?

Yeah, thank you.

Look, I really
owe you an apology.

You did what you
thought you had to.

No.

I'm not...like that.

And I know you
probably think that--

Maybe you got
the wrong message here.

I never said
I didn't want you.

I just didn't want you
like that.

Well, look,
maybe we could just...

start from scratch.

[sighs]

Aah!
Oh, my God!

Oh!

Sorry.
- Excuse us.

No, no, that's fine.
I'm actually very sorry.

[Nina] We'll be out in a minute.

No, no, please,
take your time.

Are you kidding me?
Everything's great.

Yeah, we got federal crimes,
a house full of loot,

and now people having sex
in our closet.

I know.

Oh, come on, Bridget.

Are you really fine
with all this?

Well, actually, I'm sort of hoping
she'll finally lighten up a bit

and let us start spending
some of this money.

[pushes suitcase
under bed]

What?

I don't know.
Maybe I just wanted a job.

What?

Actually, I thought
I was losing her.

And all I could
think of doing

was try to make her
need me again.

All right, everyone,
listen up.

What you need
is a boyfriend.

Hold up.
- Excuse me?

What you need
is to not--

A rich one.

Someone who's
out of town a lot,

gets you gifts,

pays for your kids' tuition
at a fancy private school.

And what you need
is a job.

Hey, man,
I'm looking, all right?

Day trading, all right?
On-line.

If anybody asks, you're
into short-term futures.

If somebody
wants a tip

just tell them the market's
way too volatile.

Can you write that down?

Yes.

Barry,

your mom's gonna get
a big insurance settlement.

Huge.

Of course I will be doing

freelance corporate
consulting out of our house,

which we will have
to remodel.

Okay.
There you are.

We all have jobs
we need to do

or the appearance
thereof.

Isn't he just great?

Hot damn. We're finally
organized crime.

# I used to go out
to parties #

# And stand around #

It's kinda hard to think
of ourselves as bank robbers.

# To really get down #

[laughs]

# But my body #

# Yearned to be free #

# I went off on the floor #

# So somebody
could choose me #

# No more standing #

It got be kinda
like a job.

Hmm.

# Beside the wall #

# Now I got myself
together, baby #

Of course we had problems,
you know?

Like where to put it all.

[laughs]

# There's always a chance #

We had it down
to a science.

The perfect money machine.

# Move your body,
oh, baby #

# And dance all night #

# To the grooving #

# Feel all right #

Aw.

# Oh, yeah #

Money...
...can buy you...

happiness.

Don't let anybody
tell you different.

What is Marjorie
gonna say about that, huh?

Oh!

I am so happy for you!

Are you?
Everything is wonderful.

Thank you.
Bridget, the good stuff.

The good stuff,
thank you.

The good stuff!
You're so funny!

Hi, Bridget.
- Hi. Hello.

Hi. How are you?
Good to see you.

Oh, hi!

[Woman]
Oh, how are you?

Hey.
- Huh?

You having fun?
- Yeah.

You're not gonna believe this.
- What?

Tom Gaffney just
offered me a job.

Senior VP, head of
a division.

[gasps]

They're impressed by how well
I've been doing as a consultant.

Take it, Don.

You think?
- Yeah.

Is it weird wanting to sit in an
office all day when you don't have to?

You're a manager.
You need something to manage.

It's a pay cut.

We're gonna have to pretend
to be living on less.

Yeah, I know.

You know,
you could quit.

Seriously.

I mean, we could
survive

being upper middle class
for a while, right?

Honey, I don't know.

I hate cleaning toilets,
but the money is so good.

Well, think about it.

Do you know that guy?

No. Why?

I don't know.

Oh, my God!

Oh! This is
so exciting!

Oh, my God!
[Nina] - Thank you.

Thanks.
- Ring, ring, ring!

[Don]
Good for you guys.

[Don]
Oh, that's great.

[Jackie]
Yes, girl! Uh-huh!

Green-level
employees,

like this
young lady here,

are not allowed
in red-level areas.

Transitions to
red-badge areas

are modeled after Federal
maximum security prisons.

...red IDs to ascend
beyond the cameras.

[Jackie]
It was that guy...

showing up.

The thing about
a perfect machine, though,

is you drop in
one loose screw...

Bam!

[Agent, spilling drink]
Oh! Jesus!

I just came from
the loading dock.

I was dropping off
a cart,

when all of
a sudden,

Glover comes
out of nowhere--

Aah!
- Aah!

Shh!
- Quiet!

[muffled] Just be quiet.
Just be quiet.

Okay.

What did you mean,
"We're busted"?

This guy was looking
at me very strangely.

[groans]

I take my feelings
seriously .

Okay, Jackie, but let's
try not to panic, okay?

Yeah, yeah. You said you
never saw him before, right?

You don't know why
he could be here.

It could be nothing.

It is not nothing.

All right, we're just going
to try and find out, all right?

Okay?

All right.

Okay.

Ah! Service employees who
need access to red-level areas

are given yellow
I.D. badges.

A yellow badge is only
allowed in secure areas

under red-level
supervision.

Yellow badge employees are
given a rigorous screening

in national
databanks

for criminal
and psychiatric history.

It turns out
they're all crazy.

[laughs]

That's a joke.

Whoa, whoa.

Aah!

Whoopsie!

Oh, I think we're all safe
in this room, don't you?

Uh-huh.

[Glover] Let's go right. Moving on.

Step right this way.

So as you can see,

there is simply no
opportunity for theft,

which is why there's
never been a theft

of even a single note
at this facility

and there never will be.

Right.

Look,

these are not
white-collar people.

They would have to
physically steal the money,

which I just told you
is impossible.

You're talking about
women who...

change trash bags.

They push carts around,

drop paper in a hole
eight hours a day.

You got to admit it's
kind of impressive, though.

Impressive?

Yeah, I mean, these people
have managed to acquire

enormous sums of
unaccounted for cash,

and no one can
figure out how.

Isn't that odd? Are you
a little curious about that?

Yes. So what we need to
do is get the KCPD on them,

find out what
they're up to.

We have...for months.

You've been watching
them for months...

and nobody told me?

Yeah. We believe one of your
staff has been compromised.

We had to assume the entire
security squad was corrupt.

How the hell dare you come
in here slinging allegations

when you have nothing?

No evidence.

They could have gotten this
money any number of ways.

They--they could be involved
with drugs, computer crime?

Well, they could have gotten
it turning in cans for deposit,

but they work at a bank.

Actually, your bank.

You listen to me.

I run the tightest lockdown
this side of Fort Knox!

And until you can
prove otherwise,

you get your glorified
paper-pushing ass out of here

and let some real men
do their damn jobs!

You know, I hope for
your sake you're right,

and I hope this place is as airtight
as you seem to wanna believe it is,

and I hope that you're
not a part of a conspiracy

to steal from
the Federal Government,

because that
would be a crime

punishable to the fullest
extent of the law.

You will be
held accountable.

He's a Federal Bank
examiner.

Mindy Arbogast called
of course.

He's talking to
all of our neighbors.

What was he asking?

How we make our money.
What I do for a living.

Are you sure it's
the same guy from the party?

Yes. Yes, I am sure it's
the guy from the party.

All right.
What we need to do

is we need to talk
to a lawyer.

We'll give ourselves up.

We are not going
to do that. Mm-mmm.

No. No, no, honey,
listen to me.

Look, we still have most
of the money, right?

So we'll give it back,

and we'll negotiate
some kind of,

you know,
suspended sentences

or something like that,
all right?

Don, I can't do that.
We cannot do that.

Bridget, please.
Look...

We have so few
cards to play.

Honey, it's not
shoplifting.

It's a federal crime.

Don! We can't turn
ourselves in because...

they're gonna take
Nina's kids away.

And, uh...

she'd kill me.

No. Bob...

it is not a surveillance blimp.

Don?
[groans]

Don't worry.
I'll call you right back.

I'm going to jail.

No. No.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

I am telling you
if they had any evidence,

they would have
arrested us already,

and they're
just fishing.

So I'm saying
we were careful, correct?

Everybody spent within
the cover stories, right?

Do investments count
as spending?

What investments?

You said be
a day trader.

No, we didn't.
Oh, boy!

We said pretend to be a day trader.
- Yeah.

Well, I was...

you know, getting
into character, right?

And I set up
this portfolio.

The Bob Fund.

Oh, good God!
- And, uh...

I am making 17%.

Did you ever invest amounts
greater than $10,000 at one time?

Oh, hell yeah!
- You did.

Like big mondo
chunks, man!

Yeah, totally!

I'm looking to make
the large green, hombre.

You think I like thinking
of my wife on her feet

from nine to five every day
ripping off the government?

This is bad, right?

Transactions
over $10,000

are automatically
reported to the IRS!

How many times
do I have to say that?

Well, I didn't--
I didn't know that.

Look, you cannot blame me
for things I didn't know.

That would not
be fair.

All right, look,

it doesn't prove
one thing.

They can't arrest us
without evidence.

What about the piles of
cash in our houses?

I mean, you don't think that
might be a little problem?

Uh, well--

We're gonna have to
get rid of it...tonight.

No. We'll take it
with us.

We'll run. We'll get
new identities.

Good.
- No. Shut up, will you?

What do you mean run?
To where?

What so we tell our kids?

Like they ever call us?

It's too late.
- They're already watching us.

There was blimp over our house.
- Bob!

Come on.

Bridget, please.

We worked so hard.

And that's it?

Whew!

We'll be all right.
We'll be all right.

She'll--she'll do it...
really.

Did you say 17%?

17%.

My God,
that's unbelievable.

What, are you mad, babe?

This is crazy.

Listen, Nina,

I know cops from work,

how they do things.

What happens when they
don't have enough evidence

is they try and get one of us
to roll over against the other,

testify.

The thing is
they only need one.

Whoever rolls over first
gets the deal.

First-time offender,
single mom,

they might deal you down to
probation if you roll now, alone.

I can't--
I can't do that.

We're all grownups here.

We did what we did.

The boys...

you should know
how it works.

We could do it, you know.

Get away.

I don't want to.

No?

I mean, I'm sorry,
but I--

I can't live with it just hanging
over us the rest of our life.

I'm not sorry
we did it,

but I really...

I'd really like this
part to be over.

Hang on.

Yeah, we are in
a police state.

No, we're not
in a police state.

Yeah, we are.
It's like 1989.

What?

No!
Oh, no!

God, what an idiot.

[shredding]

Honey, I need more.
[toilet flushes]

[hair dryer blowing, stops]

[gas hisses]

Mom?

[shredding]

[shredding]

[dog barking]
Okay.

Shh. Quiet.
Shh. Rufus.

Good Rufus.

Okay. They're
on the move.

[roaring]

[hair dryer blowing]

[Jackie]
Wow.

[laughs]

[Bob]
Beautiful, doll.

[helicopter approaching]

Uh-oh.

This is the police.
Stop your vehicle.

[sirens]

...stop your vehicle.

Exit with your hands
above your head.

Now we're under
surveillance.

[tires screech]

[siren]

Freeze!
KCPD!

Keep your hands
where we can see 'em!

Freeze!
KCPD! Drop it!

Drop it!

Hold it!
Don't you move!

[Boy]
Mom, what's going on?

Stay in the house, boys.
Mom?

We're going in.
You stay put.

Wow.
Nice house.

[toilet flushes]

Kansas City Police!

Up here.

Hi.

Um...

I don't suppose anyone's
seen my wife.

No?

[chuckles]

Okay...

Miss...Capone.

King room,
no smoking.

You'll be putting this
on which card?

I'm paying in cash.

We still need a credit
card for incidentals.

There won't be
any incidents,

will there?

[clears throat]
No, ma'am.

Room 412.

Right through there.

You need to
help yourself here.

Yeah, well, I want
to see a lawyer.

Donde my abogato.

Just tell us
how they did it.

Did you hear me?

Lawyer.

L-a-y...

w...e...r.

She left you, man.

Your wife
ditched you.

What are you gonna
do about that?

Wish her well?

Your children are at
the Child Welfare offices.

When you're indicted,

we'll put them into
the foster care system.

Now, the district
attorney can help you

if you help him.

Hi.

Hey.

How much?

How much what?

How much did you take?

I'm not sure
I know what you mean.

Why? How much
do you think I took?

We have no idea.

Really?
That's right.

You don't know?
- Nope.

Oh. Good.

You can't arrest me.

You're a bank examiner.

That's right.
- Right.

Well, you've done
your homework.

What do you want?

I guess I wanna know
what makes someone like you

decide to do
something like this?

Well, I have a theory.
- Mm-hmm.

Crime is contagious.

Oh, brother.

He is a piece of work.

Oh, yeah.
Look in the camera.

Greetings, Earthlings.

You know those two
amazing women-- amazing--

that they just arrested,

and--and their families
and my husband?

They never really
had a shot.

I mean, they kept trying,
and they did their best,

but what did they
really get out of it?

A gigantic
untraceable fortune.

Prove it.

Hello?

I've been told
you want a deal.

Yes.

It should have been
a little faster.

Who?

The girl.

Kind of a
hinky plea bargain.

She says the deal is
you get the walk.

Full immunity.

She tells us
everything

if you get to go home
to your kids.

Go figure people.

What do you want?
Bridget, I didn't--

I need a lawyer.

I don't do
criminal work, Bridget.

[gasps]

You take that out of
this house this minute.

You know, not everybody
is like you.

Some of us have morals
and standards--

Shut up, Mindy!

I'm a tax attorney.

I know that.

Excuse me.

What's going on here?

Was she represented?

Deal's done.

I am this woman's
attorney.

You're what?

The deal wasn't with her.

It was with one of
the other suspects.

I represent them all.

And I need to confer
with my clients...now.

Wait right here.

You have no case
against my clients.

We have a confession.

She'll recant.

They all will.

What about the money,
the cars, the houses?

There's no law against
having money.

Can you prove they stole it?

Of course
they stole it.

Did they?

These women robbed
your bank for three years

without setting off
a single alarm?

Is that what happened,
Mr. Glover?

According
to our records,

all currency that was
due to be destroyed...

was destroyed.

The Fed is a totally
secure institution.

We watch everyone...

everywhere...

every minute.

[groans]

It is impossible to remove
currency from our system.

There's no evidence the crime
was even committed.

You should never
have arrested them.

Not so fast,
counselor.

IRS.

Ever hear of U.S. Code
Section 7201?

[sighs]

Yeah.

Well, Bridget,
you were right.

You didn't pay taxes.

On stolen money?

I didn't hear that.

The IRS is offering
what I consider...

a good deal.

No jail time.

[Don]
Oh! Oh, thank you!

But the fines and the penalties
will wipe you out.

You can walk away
from this if...

you walk empty-handed.

[siren]

[chattering]

I didn't think we'd
be coming out of there.

Christ, Arbogast,
he is so good.

I had no idea.

You didn't really think that I
would leave you in there, did you?

Yeah.

[laughing]

One hell of a ride, huh?

Yeah.

Hell of a ride.

Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Bye, Nina.
Barry.

[Nina]
Come on, boys.

# [blues]

Hey, Junior.
- Hey, hey.

Long time no see.

I know. The place
is looking nice.

Yes, it is,
isn't it?

Hey, Bridget.

Oh!

Jackie!
- Jackie!

How you doing, girl?
I've missed you.

How was the honeymoon?

Was it?
Yeah, tell.

Two very fine days.

That's it.

Oh, and the five of us crammed
up in that tiny apartment.

Boy, you really got have
a good sense of humor.

And we got
the two incomes, so...

I can't complain.

Wow.
- Wow.

Well, Bob got his job back.
- Okay!

And I'm waitressing.

And we figure
in five years,

we're going
to South America.

We're driving all
the way to the bottom.

There you go.

Junior--
- There you go, ladies.

This one's
on the house.

Like old times.

No shit.

We're going back to...

work?

Bob has access
to a lot of beef.

No. No.

No.

Okay.
- Yes, no.

Okay.

But we're moving.

To the Caribbean.

We're gonna open a little
bed-and-breakfast.

I'm gonna cook.

Don's gonna manage it
of course.

We've been talking
about this for years.

But we're just
kinda waiting

until it's not..,
so hot.

Hot?

It's chilly out.

Yeah.

Hey, wait. Did you ever hear
that expression "mad money?"

My mother used to say,
"Every woman should keep

a little mad money
tucked away just in case."

Do you use mad money
when you go mad

or when you get mad?

Why don't you
decide for yourself?

Junior?

[Junior] Uh-huh!
- Come on.

Watch your step.

Do you know?
- No.

What are you up to?
Why are we down here?

Relax. You just have to
have a little patience.

Does this
look familiar?

Oh!

Holy shit!
- Oh!

Who did it?
- I did! Me!

Oh, my God!

You sneaky
criminal mastermind!

[all]
Oh!

# And she want
to give it up #

# Until you give it
just a lot of love #

# Those girls
are so dangerous #

# It's enough
to make a lover broke #

# Now do you want
that love? #

# Do you need that love? #

# It's gonna make you run #

# It's gonna
make your world #

# Oh, now do you want
that love? #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love #

# In magazines #

# Checking out
some kind of scene #

# Can't afford
to book the credit thing #

# Before she know it,
then she in for Gs #

# Now don't
take it personal #

# If you're running
with this kind of girl #

# I'm sure she's gonna
rock your world #

# Like the way
she rock me, girl #

# Now do you want that love? #

# Do you need
that love? #

# It's gonna make you run #

# It's gonna
make your world #

# Oh, do you want
that love? #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# She want everything #

# She want the Gucci
and the Lou Vitton #

# All the juicy
and canary bloom #

# She want the kind of things
with dollar signs #

# And she won't
give it up #

# Until you give her
just about enough #

# Those girls
are so dangerous #

# It's enough to make
a lover broke #

# Now do you want that love? #

# Do you need
that love #

# It's gonna make you run #

# It's gonna
make your world #

# Oh, now do you
want that love? #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# That love
is a whole new song #

# I'm sure she gonna
rock your world #

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