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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,660 Where are you going? 2 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:20,300 Pyari, wait! Pyari, don't go inside. 3 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:23,100 Oh God! She went inside! 4 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:40,500 Have you gone mad? 5 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:43,900 How many times have I told you not to loiter around this mansion? 6 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,380 Dad, Pyari... - To hell with her! 7 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,660 If you want to save yourself, come with me. Let's go. 8 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,220 Come on. Do you want to die? 9 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:53,060 I've repeatedly told you not to go there! You'll get killed! 10 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,140 Come on! 11 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:19,700 "We're in for fun! We're in for some great fun!" 12 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,220 Wow! 13 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:50,940 "When my eyes fell on your hips, I was left impressed." 14 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,340 "I can't help but yearn for you every night." 15 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:55,580 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 16 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,300 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 17 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,710 "Fun and frolic..." 18 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:12,500 "Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita." 19 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:17,300 "Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want." 20 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:22,180 "Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond." 21 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:27,060 "Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want." 22 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,620 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 23 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:37,020 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 24 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:39,420 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 25 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:42,340 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 26 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:50,370 "Fun and frolic..." 27 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:05,420 "O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style." 28 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:10,260 "God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!" 29 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:15,220 "O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style." 30 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:20,500 "God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!" 31 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:25,540 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 32 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:27,980 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 33 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,380 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 34 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,900 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 35 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:36,900 "Fun and frolic..." 36 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:42,220 "Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita." 37 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:47,020 "Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want." 38 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:51,900 "Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond." 39 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:57,060 "Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want." 40 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:59,500 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 41 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,860 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 42 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:04,260 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 43 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:07,180 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 44 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,660 "Fun and frolic..." 45 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:33,300 Have you faced this problem before? - No. 46 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,340 Family history! - Not at all. 47 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,180 Let me check. 48 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:43,260 My wife. 49 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,660 Hi, baby! - Hi, sweetheart! 50 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,700 Do you remember that we've to visit the guru today? 51 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:54,540 Oh, I'm so sorry. I have a patient to attend. So, I can't come. 52 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:56,540 But baby, I had told you... 53 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:58,340 Listen! 54 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:01,140 We've to leave for the guru's place in an hour. 55 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,900 I won't come. 56 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,420 Then get out of my house. 57 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:08,490 I'll be there in an hour. - That's more like it. 58 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:09,850 'Guru's 'heavenly' connection.' 59 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:11,370 'Speak to your loved ones who've perished.' 60 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,120 'Send gifts to your loved ones in heaven.' 61 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,860 'Times keep changing.' 62 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:19,660 'At times, you experience joy and at times you experience pain.' 63 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:22,910 'Live every moment to the fullest, ' 64 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,900 'as nobody knows what lies ahead.' 65 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:32,220 Glory to You, Mother! Glory to You, Mother! 66 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:35,740 Wow! The guru is enlightening us. 67 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:38,740 He's not enlightening us, but testing my patience. 68 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:40,660 Sir. - Yes? 69 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:41,860 Ever since you said 70 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:45,260 that my late husband wished to return to this world, 71 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,220 that too through my daughter's womb, 72 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:51,020 I've donated a total of Rs 12.5 million. 73 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:54,900 See that? 'Her patience is being tested.' 74 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:58,540 'But there's no news of her beloved.' 75 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,060 Yes, sir. 76 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:02,860 Until dad doesn't tell you when he'll arrive, 77 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:05,700 I'll continue preventing him from touching me, 78 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:06,860 as per your instruction. 79 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:10,300 'The one who has to come, will come.' 80 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:11,820 Stop lying! 81 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:15,660 I mean, won't he come in an hour? It has already been six months. 82 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:19,180 Sir, today is his birthday. 83 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:20,500 He will have to come today. 84 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,780 Look, I have brought such a big cake for him. 85 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,020 Show him the cake. 86 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,980 You fool! He won't come here just to cut a cake. 87 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,580 Give him a precious gift. I suggest, 88 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,060 you donate Rs 500,000 more. 89 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,300 500,000! - Yes. Isn't it a nominal amount? 90 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,700 Let me tell you! 91 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,620 You stupid fellow! 92 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:40,780 My life has become miserable because of you. 93 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,340 Don't you want Rs 500,000? I'll give you. 94 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:46,220 Here's Rs 100,000. Rs 200,000. 95 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,780 Rs 300,000. 96 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,220 Rs 400,000. 97 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:53,700 Rs 500,000. 98 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,340 Are you happy? - Yes. 99 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,380 And you old hag! 100 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,380 My father-in-law isn't stupid to come back. 101 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:12,900 He died just to get rid of you! Did you understand? 102 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,300 What were you thinking? - Nothing. 103 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:26,340 Don't you dare think of creating trouble! 104 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:30,340 Master, it's time to contact the spirits. 105 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:33,940 'Fearless and brave.' 106 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,460 Your husband's name. - Ravi. 107 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:40,900 Mr Shastri, the cricketer! Oh God! when did he die? 108 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,180 Ravi Mehra. 109 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,020 Okay, Mehra. - Yes, Mehra. 110 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:50,740 'Come, let's find your love. Come, let's find your love...' 111 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,500 Come on! Come on! 112 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:06,980 What happened, sir? 113 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:08,700 The communication is breaking! 114 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,900 I think the donation was a little less. 115 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,420 No, don't do that! I'm willing to spend. 116 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:14,700 Give it, dear. 117 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,140 Here, try once again. 118 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:19,580 Praise the Lord! 119 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:30,380 Come on! Come on! 120 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,420 It seems like the communication is breaking again. 121 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,580 Don't stop, I'm willing to give everything. 122 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:39,780 Come on! Come on! 123 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:44,220 Come on! Come on! 124 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:48,340 Come on! Come on! 125 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:50,660 Ravi! 126 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:56,100 Here he is. Shower him with petals! 127 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,540 Your beloved has arrived, wearing slippers. 128 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,020 He's here! - Yes, Ravi. 129 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,300 Has he come? - Yes. 130 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,900 Sir, ask my father-in-law about the time of his arrival. 131 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,060 Just a second. 132 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,160 Since you've come into this world, you'll have to live. 133 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:09,260 If life's miserable, you'll have to endure the misery. 134 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,670 He says, between 7.00 to 7.30 pm. 135 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,420 You'll have to keep your word, oldie. 136 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,820 And you'll have to eat this holy offering. 137 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,220 I'm not eating this. 138 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,140 How dare you say no to him! Don't forget... 139 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:22,780 Yes, I know I live in your house. 140 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:24,300 Yes. 141 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,540 I'll leave now. 142 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,420 Do come again. 143 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,460 Master, you've given him a sweetmeat laced with opium, 144 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:35,820 marijuana, hashish and heroin. 145 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,620 Now, he'll behave like a mad man. 146 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:54,180 You are looking terrible. 147 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,580 You need make-up. 148 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:26,580 "It's time to consummate my marriage." 149 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,860 Darling, I'm ready. 150 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,820 What have you done to yourself? What's with your look? 151 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,380 Mom, come quickly. 152 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,140 What is the matter? Why are you shouting? 153 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,540 Look at this. 154 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,300 What have you done to yourself? 155 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,620 Don't you feel ashamed of yourself? 156 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:54,340 Why are you spitting? Have you gone mad? 157 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,780 How dare you call me mad, you old hag! 158 00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,060 Get out of my room! 159 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:00,060 Hey, don't be rude to me! 160 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,420 Have you forgotten... 161 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,940 How dare you tell me to leave! 162 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:14,580 What are you doing? 163 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:18,220 Father-in-law has arrived! He has arrived! 164 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,180 Go away! 165 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,780 Darling, why are you acting crazy? 166 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,300 I've been trying to explain to you... 167 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:30,060 Don't bother. He's not going to understand. 168 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,980 Baby, please. Dad will arrive soon. 169 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,820 Hurry up. - What are you saying? 170 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,860 He has lost his mind. That's why he's behaving like this. 171 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,060 Please baby, hurry up. 172 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,860 He won't understand! 173 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:02,140 That guru gave me a very bad exchange offer. 174 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,180 I think I'll have to do something now. 175 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:11,420 You're going to be reborn today, baby. 176 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:12,620 Move! 177 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,500 Hey, why are you shouting? 178 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:17,420 Let's behead her. 179 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,260 We'll consummate our marriage after that. 180 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:31,100 Instead of inviting my husband back home, 181 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,220 you were trying to send me to heaven! 182 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,700 Even the auspicious time has passed. 183 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:39,580 Tonight, you're going to sleep outside the house. 184 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:47,780 Sir, when you see the penthouse, 185 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,820 you'll buy it immediately. 186 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:53,660 Hello. 187 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:57,060 Hey, Prem, please sell my mansion in Doodh Wadi. 188 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,740 I can't live at the mercy of my mother-in-law anymore. 189 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,780 Amar, I'm driving right now. I'm with a client. 190 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:04,780 We'll talk later. 191 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,660 You're an expert at conning people. 192 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:10,780 You manage to sell even ramshackle houses. 193 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,540 What nonsense are you talking, Amar! 194 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,900 You're a *** of the first order! 195 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,700 To earn your commission, 196 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:21,940 you fool people into taking tent houses to be penthouses. 197 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,980 Amar, what nonsense are you talking? 198 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,500 He was joking. 199 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,900 Here's your tent... Penthouse. 200 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,460 Amar, you scoundrel! 201 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:43,940 Amar, you moron! You betrayer! You ruined my deal! 202 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,980 Prem! Statue! - Hi... 203 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,780 You can't move now, Prem! 204 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,220 Tickle... Tickle... 205 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,980 Tickle... Tickle... 206 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,380 You moved! 207 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,620 Shraddha, come quickly! Prem moved! 208 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,580 What is it? Why are you screaming? 209 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:03,860 What's all the noise about? 210 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:05,460 See... - Shut up! 211 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:06,580 It's nothing. 212 00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:09,210 It's good that you came. I wanted to talk to you about something. 213 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,780 What is it? 214 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,740 I want some money. 215 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,780 How much? - Just Rs 1 million. 216 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:18,460 Just 1 million! Have you gone mad? You think it's a small amount! 217 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:21,620 Actually, my sister wants to go to London to complete a course. 218 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,740 She has to stay there for 2 months. 219 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,420 What! Will she have to stay away from us for 2 months! 220 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,900 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 221 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,780 I'll try and sell a house tomorrow itself. 222 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:34,060 Yeah! I'll go and tell all my friends right away. 223 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,660 Prem, you're the best! 224 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,860 Bye, Prem. 225 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,500 Bye. 226 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,780 Your feelings for my sister... - Yes? 227 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,940 I appreciate it a lot. 228 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,860 What do you mean? 229 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,620 She's my sister. But you take her to be your own sister. 230 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,300 You agreed to give her Rs 1 million! 231 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,300 Yes, but you don't understand my feelings. 232 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,380 Ever since your sister came to stay with us, 233 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,500 we've been living like siblings. 234 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:03,140 "Come, get in the bed..." 235 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,820 Welcome, my darling. - Shraddha! 236 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,580 Choti! - Choti! Ignore her. 237 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,660 I can't ignore her. 238 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,980 No, please don't... Choti! - Shraddha! 239 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,660 Shraddha, open the door! 240 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,540 What is it, Choti? - I feel very scared. 241 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,740 I had a very bad dream. I won't sleep alone. 242 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:22,060 I want to sleep between you and Prem. 243 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,700 What do I do? She's a child. She doesn't understand all this. 244 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,660 Just let her go to London once. 245 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:32,740 I promise you that we'll have a good time every night. 246 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:34,940 Really? In that case, 247 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,860 I'll surely sell a house to Pawan Lodha tomorrow. 248 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:41,580 Good morning, Mr and Mrs Lodha. 249 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,980 You won't find a better bungalow 250 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,100 than this to start your married life. 251 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,620 Come, I'll show you the special features of this bungalow. 252 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,820 Please come. - Sure. 253 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,780 See this. There's a lake in front of the bungalow. 254 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,540 There's a valley in front of the lake. 255 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,580 And most importantly, there's a hill in front of the valley. 256 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,020 Well, what's so special about this hill? 257 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:09,780 Do you know what happens when a man screams his name on this hill? 258 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:13,140 The name of his beloved is reflected back! 259 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,900 Wow! Really? 260 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:19,020 I'll try. - Please try. 261 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,540 Pawan! 262 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:26,020 'Ritu! Ritu!' 263 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,300 Wow, Mr Lodha! 264 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,340 I'm very sorry. See, I told you. 265 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,300 You're right. 266 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:38,340 Darling, you also try. Please. 267 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:39,620 Try, Mrs Lodha. 268 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,500 Ritu! 269 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:46,750 'Sahil! Vikas! Mohit!' 270 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:52,230 Shankar! Anil! Ramesh! Rohan!' 271 00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:57,260 'Rakesh! Sunil! Moti!' 272 00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:00,330 'Manoj! - Sheela! Tanya!' 273 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,800 'Girls!' 274 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,580 'Pawan!' 275 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,380 Pawan. Pawan. 276 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:10,060 Pawan! - Pawan! 277 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:11,810 'Kancha.' 278 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,880 'Amol! Chotu!' 279 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:19,670 'Garbage collector! Watchman!' 280 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,170 'Newspaper boy! Milkman!' 281 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,020 No! No! 282 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,190 Listen to me, Mr Lodha. Please, listen! - Pawan! 283 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,500 Please save me, Meet! I need Rs 1 million. 284 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,020 I have to send my sister-in-law to London for higher studies. 285 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,180 Please save me. 286 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:43,580 What is it? What are you staring at? 287 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,660 Is your mom getting married? Get lost! 288 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,540 Scoundrel! - Prem, he's my customer. What are you doing? 289 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,820 Please save me. Give me Rs 1 million. 290 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,180 How do I give you Rs 1 million? 291 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,740 I'm just the manager of this hotel. It doesn't belong to me. 292 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,580 Prem, you should be happy. - Why? 293 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,740 You have a hot sister-in-law at home to feast your eyes on. 294 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,700 I have a bull in my house. - Bull! 295 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,770 Yes, my brother-in-law. 296 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:08,730 He came down for two months 297 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,590 to participate in a wrestling competition. 298 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:13,220 He has been staying at my place for 6 months now. 299 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:16,060 Don't you know what problem some twins face? - Yes. 300 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,700 It's the same problem, man. 301 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:21,820 My wife and my brother-in-law are twins. Cross-connection. 302 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:24,020 When I touch my wife, 303 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,900 my brother-in-law gets affected. 304 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,940 'Hey! No!' 305 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,380 'I have to stop this! Meet!' 306 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,220 'Ravan! Lakshman!' 307 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,820 'No, Meet! No!' 308 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:48,780 Meet, you mean to say that your life is hell too! - Yes. 309 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:51,860 My wife's calling. 310 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,460 Hi, darling. 311 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:56,540 Honey, guess what? - What? 312 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:59,380 My brother has gone with some friends tonight. 313 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,220 He'll be out all night. 314 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,540 The line's clear. Come home quickly. 315 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,460 Oh baby, I'm coming! I'm coming! 316 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,030 Prem... - You got Rs 1 million! 317 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,720 No, my problem has been solved. 318 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,860 You sit here and think of a way to arrange for the money. 319 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,040 I'm going home to be with my wife. 320 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,180 To be with my wife... 321 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:17,980 Meet, you *** cheat! 322 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:23,380 Oh, baby! We've got a chance after six months. 323 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,700 Your brother will party there. 324 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:29,180 And we'll have fun and frolic here all night. 325 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,220 Let's go wild, baby. Let's go wild. 326 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:44,140 You scoundrel! How dare you mock my lisp! 327 00:21:57,810 --> 00:22:00,370 Leave me! What are you doing? 328 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:14,020 Power slam! 329 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,620 Oh God, I've had it. 330 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,900 Baby! Baby! 331 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:25,780 Baby... - I'm not fit to make babies anymore. 332 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:28,020 I'm so sorry. 333 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,840 Gently, dude! 334 00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:01,630 I'm doing it. 335 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,740 It's gangrene. - Gangrene! 336 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:10,220 I am sorry, my friend. - For what? 337 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,100 Prem, scissors. - Yes, doctor. 338 00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:15,500 Here, doctor. - What are you doing? 339 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,140 Solve his problem in one snipe. 340 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,220 Prem, hold his hands. - Yes, doctor. 341 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:22,260 No way! Nobody's chopping anything, get it? 342 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:28,100 You guys are disgusting. You're mocking my condition. 343 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:31,900 You went to deposit, but returned with your account closed. 344 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,660 I asked you for a million and you refused. 345 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,380 You want a million? - Yes. 346 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,140 I'll give it. - Really? 347 00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:39,420 Yes, just find a buyer for my mansion in Doodhwadi. 348 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:42,300 After a 99-year lease, I'm finally the owner. 349 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,260 Will you take another hundred years to sell it? 350 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,460 No, I'll call up right away. 351 00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,220 Hello, I'm Dalal speaking. 352 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:56,820 You... Mr Dalal, what about the mansion in Doodhwadi? 353 00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,020 Sir, I'm standing outside your mansion. 354 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,500 But I don't know why nobody's willing to come here. 355 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:05,500 But you don't worry. 356 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,980 I won't rest until I find a buyer. 357 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:09,380 Hurry up or... 358 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,540 Sir, the client is here. I'll hang up now. 359 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:15,540 Welcome, sir. 360 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,060 Please come. 361 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:19,580 Welcome, sir. 362 00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:29,180 This mansion is very old and badly maintained. 363 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:32,980 Sir, this was a palace for the kings in the olden days. 364 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,260 Just step in. 365 00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:42,420 Come on! Come, my darling. 366 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:47,700 Come inside, my dear. Come in, just once. 367 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,620 Just once... 368 00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:54,180 No, I don't feel like it. 369 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,980 Let's check out some other bungalow. 370 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:57,900 Sir! Listen to me, sir... 371 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:16,220 Can I get some tea, please? 372 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,220 Nobody offers me even a cup of tea in this house. 373 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,420 Sir, your tea. - Thank... 374 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,420 But who are you? 375 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:31,100 I'm your new maid. Sania. 376 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,180 Nice name. 377 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:40,180 Here are some 'pakoras' to go with the tea. 378 00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:43,820 The aroma is nice. 379 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,820 Wow! The 'pakoras' are delicious. You deserve a tip. 380 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,660 Here's Rs 50. - No, sir... 381 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,420 Come on, keep it. 382 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,180 The 'pakoras' are very nice. 383 00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:58,900 I've never eaten such 'pakoras' in my life. 384 00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,860 Just a minute. Here. 385 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,500 Hundred... Two... Keep this. - No. 386 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,500 Keep it. - Thank you. 387 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:08,180 Such delicious 'pakoras'. Wow! 388 00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:13,220 Keep this. Take it. 389 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:19,380 Keep the money. 390 00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:20,660 Enough, sir. 391 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,740 What is this for, sir? 392 00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:40,260 You may need the coins if you run out of cash. 393 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,580 Come on, sir. Had I known that it's so easy to make money in town, 394 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:48,820 I'd have returned from Doodhwadi earlier. 395 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,380 Doodhwadi? - Yes, my village. 396 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,340 Doodhwadi is my village too. 397 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:55,660 Really? - Yes. 398 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:59,860 Then it's my duty to serve you well. 399 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:03,140 Tell me about the things I can do for you? 400 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:11,220 Thank you for calling us over, buddy. 401 00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,900 Enjoy the show, my friends. 402 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:54,510 "I floored you by wearing lipstick." 403 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:58,580 "I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack." 404 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:02,970 "O darling.. O darling.." 405 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:07,690 "O darling.. O darling.." 406 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:12,000 "I floored you by wearing lipstick." 407 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,120 "I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack." 408 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,830 "O darling.. O darling.." 409 00:28:20,930 --> 00:28:24,850 "O darling.. O darling.." 410 00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:46,860 "You look awesome and fashionable." 411 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,520 "You sculpt your figure in the gym, only to kill us." 412 00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:55,900 "Your booty like apples. Your legs compliment them." 413 00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:00,300 "Your lips are like candy, I feel helpless." 414 00:29:00,370 --> 00:29:04,720 "Come, it's a season of love. There's no reason to abstain." 415 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:09,080 "Open up.. open the door to your heart." 416 00:29:09,170 --> 00:29:13,480 "You're a hottie, my desires are naughty." 417 00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:18,160 "Come, let's get flirty. Give in to your emotions." 418 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:22,560 "C'mon, my sexy lady, let's make some love tonight." 419 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:26,700 "You've got me going crazy. I wanna hold you tight." 420 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,070 "O darling.. O darling.." 421 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,370 "O darling.. O darling.." 422 00:29:35,430 --> 00:29:39,540 "You floored me by wearing lipstick." 423 00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:44,290 "You looked into my eyes, it caused a heart attack." 424 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:48,650 "O darling.. O darling.." 425 00:29:48,710 --> 00:29:52,990 "O darling.. O darling.." 426 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:57,100 "I floored you by wearing lipstick." 427 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,800 "I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack." 428 00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:06,170 "O darling.. O darling.." 429 00:30:06,230 --> 00:30:10,510 "O darling.. O darling.." 430 00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:17,210 "..by wearing lipstick." 431 00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:21,810 "I floored you.." 432 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:37,700 Amar Saxena! 433 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:41,820 Your mother-in-law spoiled our moods today. 434 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:45,220 She just *** the mood today. 435 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:48,500 Normally, she gangs up with the guru and tortures me. 436 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:54,060 The guru presents song lyrics as his teachings 437 00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,860 and fools my wife every day. 438 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,380 You should thank your lucky stars your wife 439 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,580 doesn't have a twin brother. 440 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:06,540 God knows what happens to my wife's brother when I touch my wife. 441 00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:10,020 I'd heard that a man can flirt with his wife's sister. 442 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:12,140 But I have to deal with my wife's brother. 443 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:14,260 Don't talk about one's wife's sister. 444 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:18,540 Don't ask about my sister-in-law! She is amazing! 445 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:20,700 How do I tell you? 446 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:24,340 She has made life difficult for me. 447 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:28,100 We can neither find some joy outside, 448 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,740 Nor can we live peacefully at home. 449 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:43,060 Friends, I have an idea. 450 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:48,620 I have a great, grand idea! 451 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:51,620 No, please! - Yes! 452 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,540 No way! - Yes! 453 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,180 Not at all! - Shut up! 454 00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:59,980 We are going to have some fun outside. 455 00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:03,900 This time we won't flirt with sophisticated women of the city. 456 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:09,420 We will hit on rustic village belles. 457 00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:11,820 Which village? 458 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,140 Doodhwadi. 459 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:15,220 That's my village. 460 00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:17,820 Why Doodhwadi? 461 00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:23,020 Because in Doodhwadi, as soon as someone buys your bungalow, 462 00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:27,060 you can wish goodbye to your mother-in-law and her house. 463 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,620 We'll only sell his bungalow at Doodhwadi. 464 00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:35,900 How do we impress those rustic village belles. 465 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:40,540 There are many women like Sania in Doodhwadi. 466 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:45,500 Women with a smile on their faces, doing their laundry, bathing, 467 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,020 drying themselves. 468 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,500 A place filled with beautiful women. 469 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:54,340 Yes. And this time it won't just be fun and frolic. 470 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,740 But great fun and frolic! 471 00:32:56,860 --> 00:33:01,020 Such great fun and frolic that the world will be left awestruck. 472 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,940 Awestruck! - They will be awestruck. 473 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:07,340 So Doodhwadi, here we come. 474 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:13,660 "Fun! Let's have fun!" 475 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:21,420 "Fun! Let's have fun!" 476 00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:27,980 "Fun! Let's have fun!" 477 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:34,740 "Fun! Let's have fun!" 478 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:42,740 Doodhwadi? - Yes. 479 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,100 It's your ancestral bungalow, you go and sell it yourself. 480 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:48,660 He's your friend. You can go and be his pal in such a rotten place. 481 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:51,620 Is this Doodhwadi even marked on the map? 482 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:57,460 I told you, whether we go to Doodhwadi or down a cliff, 483 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,620 it won't make a difference to our wives. 484 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:02,300 Yes, wives become suspicious only when 485 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:05,340 we go to Bangkok for work. 486 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,060 Hey! Look ahead! 487 00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:21,140 Are you alright? - Yes, I am. 488 00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:23,780 Okay, step outside. Let's check the car. 489 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,020 Open it. - It's hot. 490 00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:32,660 Oh no, it's badly damaged. - Darn! 491 00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:35,260 That reminds me, I want to go urgently. 492 00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:36,980 You want to go to the loo at such a time! 493 00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:39,260 Go there, behind the rocks. - Water. 494 00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:40,500 What do we do now? 495 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:41,580 Water. 496 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:43,660 Control. 497 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:55,860 Oh my God! 498 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:57,820 Snake! There's a snake here! 499 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:59,620 Snake! - What happened? 500 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,060 Why are you screaming 'Snake'? 501 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,820 A snake bit me. - What? 502 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,700 The poison has already started spreading. - Oh God! 503 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,500 I'm feeling dizzy. 504 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:12,100 I'm going to die. - No, nothing will happen to you. 505 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,580 I'm there. We'll think of something. 506 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,260 There must surely be a way to save you. 507 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,380 There's one way. - What? 508 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:21,340 You two have to suck the venom out. - What! 509 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,060 Have you gone mad? I'm not going to suck out the venom. 510 00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:26,100 The poison is taking effect. 511 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,660 The world is vanishing before my eyes. 512 00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:30,060 Everything around me is darkening. 513 00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:32,860 Remove your sunglasses and the darkness will disappear. 514 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:36,500 Goodbye! I'm going. 515 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,220 Hold on! We will do something. 516 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,700 Meet, suck out the venom. - Okay. 517 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,620 What? Why should I? - You're an expert at it. 518 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,580 Remember how you used to suck your thumb as a kid. 519 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:47,940 You're no less an expert. 520 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:50,660 I've seen you suck an entire mango and leave behind the seed. 521 00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:54,220 Those were mangoes, but this is a watermelon. Come on, suck it. 522 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:58,100 People die laughing, I'm going to die sitting. 523 00:35:58,340 --> 00:35:59,540 Suck it, you ***! 524 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,140 Yes, we'll suck it. Bend down. 525 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,820 I'll do it. 526 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:12,380 You idiot, you weren't bitten by a snake. 527 00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,780 It was just a cactus. - Cactus. 528 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,180 Yes, a cactus. 529 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,060 I'm safe! 530 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,700 You nearly died. 531 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,500 And I nearly did it. 532 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:27,700 Hey, it's a wagon! - Hey, wait! 533 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,940 Wait! 534 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,660 Doodhwadi! - Doodhwadi! 535 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,500 Thank you, sir. 536 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,780 Doodhwadi. Let's milk this opportunity, guys. 537 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:53,380 Village belles. - Smooth like butter. 538 00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:02,740 Look at that. 539 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:06,940 Doodhwadi, I love you! 540 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,900 I love Doodhwadi. I love pottery. 541 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,180 Yoghurt! 542 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,020 Wow! 543 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,900 Creamy yoghurt! 544 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:29,340 Doodhwadi. - Doodhwadi. 545 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,380 Thank you, sir. - Doodhwadi. 546 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,660 Guys, let's milk this opportunity. 547 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:52,620 Village belles. - Stale as bread. 548 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:54,300 What to do now? 549 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,420 Look at that. 550 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:12,980 I don't like Doodhwadi. 551 00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:15,420 A pot of gold in the dreams. - Is shockingly old in reality. 552 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,940 Oh God, where have you brought us? 553 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:23,500 Even the yoghurt! 554 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,540 Have some yoghurt, dear. 555 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,580 No way! 556 00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:30,740 You drink, dear. 557 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:32,180 I don't want your yoghurt. 558 00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:36,540 Every packet of milk here has expired ages ago. 559 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:39,820 Forget the milk, even the yoghurt here is a century old. 560 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,260 Is this your village or the set of Jurassic park? 561 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,100 Where are all the young girls? 562 00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:45,740 I'll tell you! 563 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:54,780 All the young girls of the village have gone to the city. 564 00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:56,540 To work as maids. 565 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:58,420 What! - What? 566 00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,620 Who are you? 567 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:04,140 I'm the chief of this village. Ramsay. 568 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:06,380 What? Your name is Ramsay? 569 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:09,020 Yes. We were three brothers. 570 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,660 Ramsay brothers. Two went away. 571 00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:14,500 I'm the only Ramsay left. 572 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,700 How did your brothers die? 573 00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:18,300 They haven't died! 574 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:22,420 They went to the city to work. 575 00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:28,140 By the way, why have you come to this barren, deserted 576 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:32,020 graveyard of a village? Why? 577 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,540 Ramsay, we've come here on some work too. 578 00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,220 I want to sell my ancestral bungalow. 579 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:39,780 Which bungalow? 580 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,580 This one. 581 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:50,980 Satan's area! Old bungalow! 582 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:54,620 Terror! The chime of the anklets! 583 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,940 What's all this? 584 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,620 Titles of horror films. 585 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:03,460 But films are inspired by real life. 586 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:07,580 The mansion that you've come to sell is haunted. 587 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:12,180 Amar, I think that, just like your guru 588 00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:14,540 this guy is also making a fool out of us. 589 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:18,860 Ramsay, please explain in detail, about what you are saying. 590 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:22,100 This story is about Ragini. 591 00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:24,220 MMS? - No, SMS. 592 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,980 SMS? - Simple, ***. 593 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:31,140 Ragini's beauty was the talk of the village. 594 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,620 Men wrote her letters in blood. 595 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:37,860 But to keep all the sinners away from her daughter. 596 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:41,220 Her father stood at the door of their house. 597 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,100 The posse of men ended up waving their hands. 598 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:50,180 But the day of the union never arrived. 599 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:53,100 Ragini suppressed her cravings. 600 00:40:58,060 --> 00:41:01,540 Poor Ragini, quietly endured everything. 601 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:05,100 Because her father had a long stick in his hand. 602 00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:12,260 She longed to be loved, but was never held 603 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,580 by the strong arms of a man. 604 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,820 I agree that it's a flashback, but is the rhyming required? 605 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,940 This is a style of narrating the story. 606 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,820 Without which everything is just bland. 607 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,940 Don't irritate us, come to the point! 608 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:26,060 The guys yearning for Ragini spread 609 00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:30,180 false stories about lions attacking. 610 00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:32,700 But her dad didn't budge. 611 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:35,500 Then one fine day... - The lion attacked? 612 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,580 No, a snake attacked. 613 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:41,580 But taking it to be a lie, Ragini's dad didn't arrive. 614 00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:54,700 My child! 615 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,860 This is where the story should have ended. 616 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:09,780 But when she died, Ragini's youth was yet to blossom. 617 00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:13,340 Any man would do for her, whatever be his faith or creed. 618 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,220 All that Ragini's soul wants is... 619 00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:19,860 A wedding night. 620 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:24,980 Guys, one shouldn't mock a dead person. 621 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:27,060 What if the story turns out to be true? - Shut up. 622 00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:28,900 You coward! Ghosts are not real. 623 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,580 Now I know why it was proving hard to sell your mansion. - Yes. 624 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,820 It's due to these baseless horror stories. 625 00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:35,660 Come, let's ask someone for directions. 626 00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:37,140 Get lost, blanket-man! 627 00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,420 Where are you going? 628 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:43,020 Don't go to Ragini's mansion. Don't go there! 629 00:43:22,820 --> 00:43:25,830 Wow, Amar. This is quite big. 630 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:37,660 It's a cat, you coward! 631 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:41,260 Hey Meet, switch on the torch. Let's find the switchboard. 632 00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:51,620 Why aren't the lights turning on? 633 00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:53,980 It's a village, there must be a power cut. 634 00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:55,740 Don't worry. Come on. 635 00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:02,580 Even the torch isn't working now. - This torch is torturing us. 636 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:21,220 You've arrived. All three of you have finally arrived. 637 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,820 I've been waiting for long. 638 00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:27,140 For us? 639 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,620 For anyone... 640 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:32,780 Anyone who would enter this house. 641 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,220 So many years... 642 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:42,220 I've been waiting for so many years. 643 00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:44,500 This is my house. Who are you? 644 00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:47,100 I'm Simran. 645 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:49,860 Simran. Tell us, Simran. 646 00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,340 I had just taken refuge here all these days. 647 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,180 If you permit me, shall I start working here? 648 00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:56,300 Work here! 649 00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:59,460 Don't refuse, sir. I'll do all your work. 650 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,580 I'll fulfil all your needs and desires. 651 00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:08,620 Enough, girl. Are you going to take a promotion on your very first day? 652 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,860 Your job is confirmed. 653 00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:12,020 Really? - Yes. 654 00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:14,540 I'll prepare a meal for you right away. 655 00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:17,020 And clean up the whole house. - Okay. 656 00:45:19,860 --> 00:45:20,700 What happened? 657 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,340 How could you appoint her like this? 658 00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:24,340 We don't know whether she's telling the truth or not. 659 00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:26,700 There should be some reason to believe her. 660 00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:29,740 Correct. So what if there's no Sania in the village? 661 00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:31,340 We have a Simran at home. 662 00:45:31,420 --> 00:45:33,140 Yes! - Yes! 663 00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:34,780 But we are three. 664 00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:38,180 May the best man win! 665 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:41,660 May the best man win! - May the best man win! 666 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:17,820 "Your love possesses me like a ghost." 667 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,740 "My heart is stuck on you, like a fool." 668 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:25,780 "It's been waiting helplessly since long." 669 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:30,140 "You never meet, despite all the promises." 670 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:34,540 "Where are you? Where are you after prepping me up?" 671 00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:43,780 "With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me..." 672 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:50,540 "I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with Kohl from Delhi." 673 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,180 "Silk scarf..." 674 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:06,620 "Move it... Let me do my thing." 675 00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:09,940 "You're the hottest, get on the floor." 676 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:12,020 "My heart is stuffed with love for you." 677 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,020 "You're good luck as well as good news." 678 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:17,860 "Don't misuse me, O miss. I just want to say." 679 00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:23,140 "O darling, I'm good you are fine. I'm yours and you are mine." 680 00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:26,020 "I just want to say..." 681 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:30,170 "Where are you? Where are you after prepping me up?" 682 00:47:32,310 --> 00:47:39,700 "With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me..." 683 00:47:40,370 --> 00:47:46,340 "I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with Kohl from Delhi." 684 00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:50,220 "Silk scarf..." 685 00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:09,880 "How long will you keep me yearning, trapped in your grip?" 686 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:14,440 "The poor lover is on tenterhooks, I just want to say." 687 00:48:14,510 --> 00:48:19,290 "O darling, I'm good and you're fine. I'm yours and you're mine." 688 00:48:19,350 --> 00:48:21,990 "I just want to say." 689 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:26,730 "Where are you? Where are you after prepping me up?" 690 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:36,040 "With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me.." 691 00:48:36,470 --> 00:48:42,720 "..I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi." 692 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,580 "Silk scarf.." 693 00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:48,920 Stop, Amar! - Where are you taking her? 694 00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:54,020 Simran, my darling! 695 00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:58,660 Nab him! - Wait! 696 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,660 Amar, you coward! - Amar, you coward! 697 00:49:01,780 --> 00:49:03,500 Open the door. - Open the door. 698 00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:06,220 See, your friends are getting worried. 699 00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:10,580 Meet isn't worried about you, he is worried about his medicines. 700 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:11,900 His medicines? 701 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:13,300 What's wrong with him? 702 00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:15,220 He is unwell. 703 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,340 Getting up? But his legs appear fine. 704 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,980 It's not his health. He has some other problem. 705 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,300 Oh God, poor guy! 706 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:29,260 That guy is poorer. He... What's his name? - Who? 707 00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:32,460 That fat guy with buck teeth, who laughs in a weird manner. 708 00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:33,940 That ugly fat thing. 709 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:36,060 You mean Prem? - Yes. Prem. 710 00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:39,980 He needs prayers along with his pills. 711 00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:42,300 Why? What happened to him? 712 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,860 He's on his... 713 00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:46,020 What? 714 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,580 Way out. 715 00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:52,620 It's a venereal disease that even Dr Gupta couldn't cure. 716 00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:54,020 Venereal disease? 717 00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:56,940 Oh God, he even touched me. 718 00:49:57,020 --> 00:50:00,340 Oh poor girl, this disease doesn't spread by touching. 719 00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:03,140 Only love spreads by touching. 720 00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:07,780 But if you wish, I'll give you a check up. 721 00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:41,220 What the... 722 00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:02,980 What happened to you? 723 00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:06,820 I'll get some water for you. 724 00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:16,300 Look, what happened to him? - Forget him. Are you all right? 725 00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:17,620 I'm fine, look at him. 726 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:20,100 We'll look at him, and then we will look after you. 727 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:21,060 Come on! 728 00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:22,540 Come soon. 729 00:51:27,140 --> 00:51:30,740 Just five minutes with Simran and you're so heated up. 730 00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:32,820 She's a lovely girl. 731 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:35,380 She shook him up so bad that he's still shaking. 732 00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:36,940 You look like a vibrator! 733 00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:40,180 She's here. 734 00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:41,860 Here, have some water. 735 00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:43,740 What's the matter? Take the glass. 736 00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:45,340 You should take your pills too. 737 00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:46,420 My pills! 738 00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:49,500 Simran, it's Amar who is ill, not me. 739 00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:52,020 No need to hide. 740 00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:54,300 Amar told me everything. 741 00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:57,020 That's a lie! You liar! 742 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,060 He's lying. 743 00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:00,620 I'm He-man. 744 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,620 Ask Prem if you don't believe me. 745 00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:07,180 Meet, now that Simran has found out, why deny it? 746 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:08,580 Tell her that you're a loser. 747 00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:11,540 You turned out to be a liar too. 748 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:14,380 Have some respect for our friendship. 749 00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:16,340 Meet, shut up. - Okay. 750 00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:20,500 Simran, did this guy say anything about my health? 751 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:22,100 No. 752 00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:25,500 I knew I can't have a better friend than him. 753 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:28,060 But he told me about your venereal disease. 754 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,700 With a friend like him, who needs enemies! 755 00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:32,420 I don't have any venereal disease. 756 00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:34,780 And neither am I in bad health. 757 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:38,220 The truth is that he is very sick. 758 00:52:38,340 --> 00:52:39,820 Really? - Yes. 759 00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:41,660 What? - Yes. 760 00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:45,380 Actually, I've been perpetually sick since I was in second grade. 761 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:46,620 It's true. 762 00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:49,740 I agree friends that it's difficult to believe. 763 00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:53,580 But check the mirror once and you'll know the truth. 764 00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:54,660 Let go. 765 00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:58,380 Forget the mirror, let me check her out. 766 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:21,980 Thank you, Amar, for opening my eyes. 767 00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:25,020 I agree, I suffer from a venereal disease. 768 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:28,340 Not just me, my whole family suffers from a venereal disease. 769 00:53:28,620 --> 00:53:33,060 Meet, listen to us. Look at the mirror. 770 00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:35,900 Prem, shut up. - Okay. 771 00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,780 I look at the mirror everyday. 772 00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:41,860 Simran, as far as manliness is concerned... 773 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:44,820 The truth is that there's no greater... 774 00:53:50,540 --> 00:53:52,180 No greater... 775 00:53:54,580 --> 00:53:58,340 No greater... 776 00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,700 No greater what? 777 00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:03,020 No greater wuss than me. 778 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:06,980 I'm perpetually ill. 779 00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:11,660 Friends, now that our secrets are out, 780 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,980 why not go out for a walk? 781 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:19,220 Simran, just coming. 782 00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:22,700 Aren't you coming, Meet? - Coming. 783 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:25,700 "Silk scarf..." 784 00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:36,980 Neither do you have any problems, nor am I Simran. 785 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:41,260 Because my name is Ragini. 786 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,660 Run! 787 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:57,300 I've waited for 50 years. My time has finally come! 788 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:01,300 Run! 789 00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:19,860 Come on, dear. Let's have fun. 790 00:55:33,340 --> 00:55:35,820 Come on, let's have a grand time. 791 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:42,500 Open up! 792 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:02,220 No, let's have great fun and frolic. 793 00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:13,900 Run for your lives! 794 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,020 Without fulfilling my desires. 795 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:50,500 If any of you try to flee from here 796 00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:53,820 then you'll keep getting such shocks. 797 00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:57,220 You've come here of your own will, 798 00:56:57,420 --> 00:57:00,780 but you'll go when I want you to leave. 799 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:05,220 The one among the three of you who has fun with me, 800 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:08,740 will have to die and go to heaven with me. 801 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:15,820 Without which, neither will I find salvation, 802 00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:18,380 nor will you get freedom. 803 00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:24,580 Our cheap tricks have proven to be costly. 804 00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:27,300 Now only our ashes will leave this place. 805 00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:31,100 Serves us right for wanting to have great, grand fun! 806 00:57:57,100 --> 00:58:00,100 This ghost won't let the three of us leave this place alive. 807 00:58:00,820 --> 00:58:03,700 One of us will have to sleep with her and sacrifice his life. 808 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:06,940 On one hand, it's my life. 809 00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:09,420 On the other hand, it's those two. 810 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:12,540 My friends, my brothers. 811 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,540 The decision is very simple. 812 00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:17,020 Let them die. 813 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:24,300 Prem, this is for you. 814 00:58:25,420 --> 00:58:28,260 I've prepared your favourite 'lassi' for both of you. 815 00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:31,100 For there may not be a tomorrow. 816 00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:33,780 Don't say such things, pal. Don't lose hope. 817 00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:35,500 We'll surely find a way out. 818 00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:36,820 What if we don't? 819 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:39,300 Then we have sandwiches. - Sandwich? 820 00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:41,140 I mean... Sit. 821 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,140 How can we think on an empty stomach? 822 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,300 Just like you prepared our favourite 'lassi', 823 00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:47,660 I prepared your favourite sandwiches. 824 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,060 Where's your sandwich? - I ate mine. 825 00:58:50,140 --> 00:58:52,300 What about your glass of 'lassi'? - I had it long back. 826 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:54,220 Eat. - Drink. 827 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:58,020 Wow, friends! Since you both were working so hard... 828 00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:00,260 How could I lag behind? 829 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:03,060 I prepared your favourite 'kheer'. 830 00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:05,460 People eat sweets when they are happy, 831 00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:07,340 let's eat it in sorrow. 832 00:59:09,140 --> 00:59:10,700 Where's your bowl? - I don't eat sweets. 833 00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:13,140 You both know it. 834 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,380 Eat it. 835 00:59:16,060 --> 00:59:17,260 Drink. - Eat. 836 00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:19,500 Drink. - Eat. 837 00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:23,500 Nice, eh? - Yes. 838 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:27,940 How is the pudding? 839 00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:30,060 Do you like it? - Yes. 840 00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:31,500 Eat it all. 841 00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:46,380 Wow, Amar! The 'lassi' is amazing. 842 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:53,420 What did you mix in the 'lassi'? 843 00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:57,580 Some medication. - What! 844 00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:03,020 Sorry, friends, actually I had to stoop low to make you rise. 845 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,460 You're not the only one who stooped low... 846 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,420 And we're not the only ones who have risen. 847 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:08,300 What do you mean? 848 01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:10,700 That means, there was medication in the sandwich too, 849 01:00:10,980 --> 01:00:12,140 not just the 'lassi'. 850 01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:13,620 What! 851 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,180 And even the 'kheer'. 852 01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:17,140 What! 853 01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,020 Hurry up... 854 01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:31,700 Quietly. Not a word. 855 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:36,540 What are you doing? Looking forward. 856 01:00:55,140 --> 01:01:02,740 "Baby, come to me. The night is young." 857 01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:10,820 "Why don't you love me more? Where do you go?" 858 01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:14,980 "I'll show you a good time, take you to heaven." 859 01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:17,500 "In life, you need to take risks." 860 01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:25,140 "I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!" 861 01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:33,220 "I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!" 862 01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:38,260 "I want your..." 863 01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:42,020 "I want your..." 864 01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:52,940 "Don't go away. Come to me, O dear." 865 01:01:53,060 --> 01:01:56,780 "Only worry, your body yearns and so does my soul." 866 01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:00,700 "My soul yearns." 867 01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:04,340 "My soul yearns." 868 01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:08,220 "Don't go away. Come to me, O dear." 869 01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:12,020 "Only worry, your body yearns and so does my soul." 870 01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:15,860 "I won't let go today. I'll revel in the chill." 871 01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:18,340 "I won't let any of your tricks work." 872 01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:26,020 "I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!" 873 01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:34,140 "I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!" 874 01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:38,620 "I tore up the calendar that kept a count of your wait." 875 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:42,460 "Shower me with your love now, O darling!" 876 01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:46,260 "Shower me with your love." 877 01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:50,060 "Shower me with your love." 878 01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:53,860 "I tore up the calendar that kept a count of your wait." 879 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:57,700 "Shower me with your love now, O darling!" 880 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:01,780 "Two is better than one, three is better than two." 881 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:04,020 "Come, let's fall in love." 882 01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:06,060 "I want your..." 883 01:03:07,980 --> 01:03:15,500 "I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!" 884 01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:23,620 "I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!" 885 01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,340 Oh no! We have head it. 886 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:30,140 How do we get out of this mess? 887 01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:34,020 Think of something bad. Something disgusting, distasteful. - Okay. 888 01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:36,260 Disgusting? Just a minute. 889 01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:40,500 What? 890 01:03:40,990 --> 01:03:43,500 You're looking at your mom-in-law's photo in this condition! 891 01:03:43,580 --> 01:03:45,020 Disgusting. - Disgusting! 892 01:03:45,220 --> 01:03:49,300 This is the only solution to the problem at hand. 893 01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:57,540 It worked! 894 01:03:58,420 --> 01:03:59,700 I too have an idea. 895 01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:11,580 It worked for you too! 896 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:15,900 Hey, I also have an idea. 897 01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:30,300 I'm following you around like crazy. 898 01:04:30,740 --> 01:04:32,900 And you guys are hiding from me! 899 01:04:33,780 --> 01:04:36,260 Ragini, I was ready for fun. 900 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:39,340 But what to do, I'm slightly injured. 901 01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:43,780 My stomach is upset. - My mind is upset. 902 01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:45,140 I mean, a headache. 903 01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:47,220 Stop making excuses. 904 01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:50,060 You don't know how powerful I am. 905 01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:58,220 Had I wanted to, I could have made you do anything. Anything. 906 01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:03,100 But it's no fun if it's forced. 907 01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:07,780 Moreover, you'll have to fulfil my wish. 908 01:05:08,060 --> 01:05:09,100 Or else... 909 01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:10,820 I'm ready. 910 01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:12,380 Really? 911 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,940 Have you gone mad, Prem? 912 01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:16,740 If you do something with her, you'll die. 913 01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:18,460 Life isn't great anyway. 914 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:22,380 There can't be a more beautiful way to commit suicide. 915 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,700 I'm ready, ma'am. 916 01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,260 Are you sure? - Yes. 917 01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:28,620 Tonight at 9 pm, wait for me in your room. 918 01:05:30,340 --> 01:05:31,340 Just a minute. 919 01:05:31,980 --> 01:05:35,860 Hold your tongue until then and give me some time to recover. 920 01:05:35,980 --> 01:05:39,580 Really? I understood. I'll see you tonight. 921 01:05:43,420 --> 01:05:46,380 Prem, my friend... My brother. 922 01:05:46,620 --> 01:05:48,820 We'll miss you after returning to Mumbai, buddy. 923 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,660 Meet, let's pack our bags. - Yes. 924 01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:53,300 Just a minute, let's take a photo of his. - Why? 925 01:05:53,580 --> 01:05:55,300 We'll need it for Prem's photo frame. 926 01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:56,580 Shut up. 927 01:05:56,980 --> 01:05:59,260 I'm not going to do anything with her. - What? 928 01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:00,260 Then why did you commit to her? 929 01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:03,140 Why did you invite trouble for yourself? 930 01:06:03,220 --> 01:06:04,220 Shut up. 931 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:10,020 Friends, I have an idea. 932 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,260 Oh no! 933 01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:21,060 Babu Rangeela. 934 01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:27,340 A loose character. 935 01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:33,620 The hero of the village. 936 01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:42,460 If there is to be a sacrifice, why should it be one of us? 937 01:06:42,860 --> 01:06:45,740 He charges 5000 for each visit. 938 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:48,060 I offered him 50,000. 939 01:06:48,140 --> 01:06:49,260 50,000? 940 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:50,700 We don't have to pay him anyway. 941 01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:53,060 Once he does it, he's gone. 942 01:06:53,860 --> 01:06:55,700 Prem, you're a genius. 943 01:06:55,780 --> 01:06:56,780 Hi, guys! 944 01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:00,740 I am Babu Rangeela. 945 01:07:05,140 --> 01:07:07,020 This guy! Can he do it? 946 01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:10,900 Hey! Don't underestimate Babu Rangeela. 947 01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:13,300 I have clients far and wide. 948 01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:15,300 Look at this album. 949 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:22,460 Deepika! 950 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,380 Katrina! 951 01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:32,860 Sunny Leone! 952 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:38,700 Sunny Deol! 953 01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:44,580 Actually, I showed you the wrong album. 954 01:07:45,460 --> 01:07:47,660 I'm a fan of these people. 955 01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:50,700 I'll show you the client album. - It's okay, let it be. 956 01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:53,540 Look, there's no dearth of money. 957 01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:56,500 But come what may, don't change your mind. 958 01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:01,740 Once I make a commitment... 959 01:08:01,980 --> 01:08:03,860 Wow! That's great! 960 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:07,380 Sir, please wait inside. She'll be here any moment. 961 01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:10,220 Hurry up. I don't have time. 962 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:15,660 This fish took the bait. Come, let's pack our bags. -Yes. 963 01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:19,180 Surprise! - Hi, baby! 964 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:26,780 We just got out of a problem, and here we face another three. 965 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:30,100 Darling... - Darling... 966 01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:32,580 What a pleasant surprise! 967 01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:34,420 What brings all of you here? 968 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:36,660 You must be tired. Sit down. 969 01:08:36,940 --> 01:08:38,140 Come on, be seated. 970 01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:41,660 Did you three wonder why we've come here? 971 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:43,420 Why have you come here? 972 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:45,060 It's 'Karva Chauth' tomorrow. 973 01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:48,500 So we wanted to surprise the three of you. 974 01:08:48,780 --> 01:08:51,180 Karva Chauth. How sweet! 975 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:53,460 We can't stay away from you on such days. 976 01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:54,860 You are right. 977 01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:58,740 Hello! How much longer will you make me wait? 978 01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:02,540 Who is he? 979 01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:04,780 Who is he? - Who is he? Tell them. 980 01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:07,100 He's interested in buying the mansion. 981 01:09:07,220 --> 01:09:09,540 Oh! He's here to buy the mansion. 982 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:11,980 These three can't be relied upon. 983 01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:15,180 If this mansion has to be sold, we will have to do something. 984 01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:16,420 Come on! 985 01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:18,340 Listen to me. 986 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,180 Hello. - Hello. 987 01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:21,740 Are you an agent? - Hey! 988 01:09:21,980 --> 01:09:24,540 I'm not an agent, you can say 'customer' instead. 989 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:28,300 Oh... Okay, look, the structure is in front of you. 990 01:09:28,420 --> 01:09:29,980 Tell me, do you like it? 991 01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:40,220 I loved it. I'm ready. Come on. 992 01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:42,020 Really? Then shall we discuss the money? 993 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:43,580 They've already discussed that. 994 01:09:43,660 --> 01:09:45,580 The deal has been finalised at Rs 50,000. Come on! 995 01:09:45,660 --> 01:09:48,060 50,000! Have you lost your mind? 996 01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:52,260 It should at least be 50 million. - 50 million! 997 01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:53,940 Look at his face. 998 01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:56,420 Even 60 million is not much for him. - Absolutely. 999 01:09:56,540 --> 01:10:00,060 60 million! 1000 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:05,300 60 million! Nobody in my family has ever earned that much. 1001 01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:11,740 Are you alright? 1002 01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:14,460 Excuse me. - 60 million! 1003 01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:16,300 What has happened to him? 1004 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:18,660 Didn't you hear? His whole family hasn't earned that much. 1005 01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:21,260 These beggars just drop by to check out the house. 1006 01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:23,260 Baby, let him be. Why don't you go and freshen up? 1007 01:10:23,340 --> 01:10:25,100 Yes, we'll take care of him. 1008 01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:26,300 Okay? Go on. 1009 01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:28,660 He wasted so much of our time. Let's go. 1010 01:10:28,980 --> 01:10:30,580 Yes, go. 1011 01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:32,940 What about him? 1012 01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:13,100 Betrayal! 1013 01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:16,140 You betrayed me! 1014 01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:20,820 You promised to have fun with me and called your wives over instead. 1015 01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:23,140 No! We didn't call them. 1016 01:11:23,260 --> 01:11:25,540 He... He brought them here. - Yes. 1017 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:26,780 He was playing gooseberry. 1018 01:11:26,860 --> 01:11:28,780 He brought them here so that we couldn't have fun. 1019 01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:32,940 You don't worry, I'll punish him when he regains his senses. 1020 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:37,300 You don't have to do all that while I'm around. 1021 01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:47,580 Do you guys really want to have fun with me? 1022 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:48,860 Yes. 1023 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:51,060 Are you saying this out of fear? 1024 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,100 No. True lust knows no fear! 1025 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,980 Really? Let's go, then. 1026 01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:02,540 Did you just refuse? 1027 01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:06,700 No, I mean... Won't it be awkward with the wives around? 1028 01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:11,740 Yes. If we three can't have fun, then how can you have fun? 1029 01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:13,820 Once they leave, we'll do as you wish. 1030 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,180 Until then, you'll have to wait a little. 1031 01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:20,580 Don't worry. 1032 01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:23,460 I won't have to wait for long. 1033 01:12:26,860 --> 01:12:28,660 Friends, I think we should 1034 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:31,860 tell our wives that there's a ghost here. - Yes. 1035 01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:35,660 Yes... And also tell them... 1036 01:12:35,740 --> 01:12:38,020 That we wanted to have a good time with that ghost. 1037 01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:41,820 Now that ghost wants to have a great and grand time with us. 1038 01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:45,260 Oh no! I'm fed up with this problem. 1039 01:12:45,340 --> 01:12:48,420 Yes, don't trouble me. 1040 01:12:57,180 --> 01:13:01,300 Here, the three of us have prepared a tasty meal for the three of you. 1041 01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:04,500 Eat it. 1042 01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:06,740 Yes, we will. 1043 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,660 What are you staring at? Dig in! 1044 01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:20,140 Oh my! Now even they're asking you to dig in. 1045 01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:23,020 Don't worry, darlings. 1046 01:13:23,340 --> 01:13:27,620 Neither can they see me nor hear me. 1047 01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:30,900 How can you guys resist? 1048 01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:32,820 It looks so tempting. 1049 01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:37,380 These guys aren't going to eat vegetarian when there's chicken. 1050 01:13:38,660 --> 01:13:40,100 Where did you get this chicken from? 1051 01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:43,780 It was in the balcony, we slaughtered it and cooked it. 1052 01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:45,820 Babu! 1053 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:50,380 Rangeela. The *** deserved it. 1054 01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:53,700 Look, eat what you want. 1055 01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:57,220 But the breast piece is for my husband. 1056 01:13:57,780 --> 01:13:59,060 It's his favourite. 1057 01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:00,740 Is it? - Oh! 1058 01:14:01,140 --> 01:14:02,580 It's your favourite! 1059 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:07,020 Darling, why didn't you tell me earlier? 1060 01:14:15,580 --> 01:14:18,180 Don't eat if you don't want to, at least don't make faces. 1061 01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:22,060 Okay, forget it. 1062 01:14:22,260 --> 01:14:24,540 Meet loves the leg piece. 1063 01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:27,380 Come what may, he always has it. 1064 01:14:29,420 --> 01:14:30,620 Have it today as well. 1065 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:38,540 Nobody is forcing you. 1066 01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:40,900 You too can leave it if you want. 1067 01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,060 Leave it. 1068 01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:43,740 Please. 1069 01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:46,940 Okay, no problem. Amar will eat the chicken. 1070 01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:48,980 No, I don't want to each chicken. - Why? 1071 01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:50,980 It's Saturday today. 1072 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:53,620 Yes. - I'll eat the noodles. 1073 01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:11,820 Keep your mouth closed when you eat. 1074 01:15:13,340 --> 01:15:14,860 What's wrong with the three of you? 1075 01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:18,260 We prepared the meal so lovingly and you three are misbehaving. 1076 01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:21,580 It's disgusting! Let's go from here. 1077 01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:22,900 Yes, let's go. 1078 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,020 Rekha... - Nisha... Listen to me, Nisha. 1079 01:15:25,140 --> 01:15:26,580 Actually... - I don't want to hear anything. 1080 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,180 Shut up! - Listen to me. 1081 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:29,460 Nisha... 1082 01:15:29,540 --> 01:15:31,700 Baby... Listen to me... There's some misunderstanding 1083 01:15:31,780 --> 01:15:33,020 Listen to me, Rekha! 1084 01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:33,940 Nisha! - Rekha! 1085 01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:35,060 Sapna! 1086 01:15:35,460 --> 01:15:37,940 Please believe us, dear. We don't known how this is happening. 1087 01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,660 We always wanted to... 1088 01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:41,860 Outrage your modesty! 1089 01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:48,020 Baby, don't go. 1090 01:15:48,140 --> 01:15:49,700 If you stop, I'll hack off your legs. 1091 01:15:51,140 --> 01:15:52,140 Oh God! 1092 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:53,460 Listen to me, dear. 1093 01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:56,620 Or I'll beat you up with a broom. 1094 01:15:56,740 --> 01:15:58,860 You'll dance like a peacock for the rest of your life. 1095 01:15:59,980 --> 01:16:03,140 Hey Raju, get the broom! Get the broom! 1096 01:16:03,220 --> 01:16:04,020 A broom! 1097 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:06,860 These guys have gone mad. Let's get out of here, come on. 1098 01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:09,140 Baby... Wait... 1099 01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:11,620 "Silk scarf..." 1100 01:16:12,580 --> 01:16:14,620 Ragini, were you doing all this? 1101 01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:19,540 I told you, you wouldn't have to wait for long. 1102 01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:22,300 Baby! Wait up! 1103 01:16:22,780 --> 01:16:26,020 Darling... Careful, the gate is electrified. 1104 01:16:30,860 --> 01:16:31,700 It isn't! 1105 01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:33,580 Run! 1106 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:36,060 The gates aren't electrified. 1107 01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:06,220 Why is it only the three of us who get an electric shock? 1108 01:17:25,220 --> 01:17:27,060 Is this is a house or a circus? 1109 01:17:28,820 --> 01:17:30,980 What have you been up to, you scoundrel? 1110 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:32,420 It's a circus, mom. 1111 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:35,540 They were misbehaving with us while we were here. 1112 01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:39,260 After we left, they got busy with each other. 1113 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:41,660 What are you doing? Why are you holding my hand? 1114 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:43,180 All of you? - Here? 1115 01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,260 Very bad, Prem. 1116 01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:46,700 All of us came here to give you guys a surprise. 1117 01:17:46,860 --> 01:17:49,700 I thought that all of us would holiday together as a family. 1118 01:17:49,780 --> 01:17:51,820 Yes, then we met sister on the way. 1119 01:17:52,060 --> 01:17:54,300 She told us about your antics. 1120 01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,900 Now you've seen everything for yourself. 1121 01:17:57,660 --> 01:17:59,540 There's no need for us to stay here now. 1122 01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:00,980 Let's go! - Wait. 1123 01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:03,700 Nobody is going anywhere. 1124 01:18:04,220 --> 01:18:05,620 It's quite late. 1125 01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:07,380 We're all staying here. 1126 01:18:07,540 --> 01:18:09,180 But, mom... - Don't worry. 1127 01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:10,980 I'll keep an eye on them. 1128 01:18:11,060 --> 01:18:12,980 All the men will sleep in one room. 1129 01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:14,940 All the women will sleep in another. 1130 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:19,620 If any of you misbehaves, 1131 01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:22,940 I'll break your legs! 1132 01:18:23,940 --> 01:18:24,980 Come on! 1133 01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:34,700 What bad luck! 1134 01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:36,140 First, it was just our wives. 1135 01:18:36,260 --> 01:18:38,140 Now, even our relatives are here. - Yes. 1136 01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:41,420 I wonder when we will be able to get together. 1137 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:45,420 Shut up! You three have fooled me enough. 1138 01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:48,740 To hell with the fun! 1139 01:18:50,260 --> 01:18:52,460 Now it's going to be forced. 1140 01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:58,140 Prem, come here. 1141 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:02,300 What if I possess your sister-in-law? 1142 01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:06,020 Prem... 1143 01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:09,390 What if sister sees us 1144 01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:13,340 getting hanky-panky? 1145 01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:16,460 No... No hanky-panky! 1146 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,860 Amar, come here. 1147 01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:26,820 What if I possess your mother-in-law? 1148 01:19:31,820 --> 01:19:37,580 I'll relive my youth on this pretext, darling. 1149 01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:39,260 No. 1150 01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:47,140 Meet, what if I possess your brother-in-law? 1151 01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:50,500 Lakshman! 1152 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:58,660 Meet, you will be in a terrible mess. 1153 01:19:59,980 --> 01:20:01,340 No! - Yes. 1154 01:20:01,420 --> 01:20:02,740 No! 1155 01:20:10,780 --> 01:20:13,540 Oh man, what is this! 1156 01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:28,020 You got scared! 1157 01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:30,300 Not just scared, I freaked out. 1158 01:20:31,020 --> 01:20:32,420 Not just him, all of us freaked out. 1159 01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:33,500 What is it? 1160 01:20:33,580 --> 01:20:36,020 Your friend's brother-in-law's photos. 1161 01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:39,580 If he pins down a man, he wears him out. 1162 01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:45,100 His bear hug is beyond comparison. 1163 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:48,300 That's bad. 1164 01:20:48,580 --> 01:20:49,660 If he locks them in his thighs, 1165 01:20:49,740 --> 01:20:52,060 even the strongest would fall. See this. 1166 01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:54,580 Rip you apart! 1167 01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:55,700 Meet! 1168 01:20:56,860 --> 01:20:59,220 It's time to go to bed. 1169 01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:03,300 We'll hug tight and sleep. It'll be great fun. 1170 01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:06,140 I need to go to the washroom. - I'll join you. 1171 01:21:06,340 --> 01:21:08,180 We'll do it together. - Get lost! 1172 01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:09,740 Meet! 1173 01:21:09,820 --> 01:21:12,740 Ragini! Where are you? 1174 01:21:12,860 --> 01:21:15,580 You've won. We've lost. Ragini! 1175 01:21:15,860 --> 01:21:18,260 "Silk scarf..." 1176 01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:24,860 "Tied around the neck..." 1177 01:21:24,980 --> 01:21:28,100 Oh no! Ragini has possessed Amar's mother-in-law. 1178 01:21:28,180 --> 01:21:30,180 No, I won't be able to do it. 1179 01:21:33,620 --> 01:21:36,820 I'd better do it or else my brother-in-law will tear me apart. 1180 01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:42,260 What are you doing here? 1181 01:21:42,620 --> 01:21:44,500 I'm ready to do it. - What? 1182 01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:46,620 That which you always wanted. 1183 01:21:46,740 --> 01:21:49,460 What are you doing! You're stripping in front of me! 1184 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:53,020 You're getting naked! What are you doing? 1185 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:55,220 I'm getting ready to sing carols. - What? 1186 01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,660 Yes. Come here. I don't have much time. Don't irritate me. 1187 01:21:57,820 --> 01:21:59,580 Hey... Save me! - Don't confuse me. 1188 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:01,220 Don't waste time. - Save me! 1189 01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:02,300 Meet! 1190 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:06,980 It's good that you are here. Look at what the fool is doing. 1191 01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:09,100 There's no need to say anything. - Okay. 1192 01:22:09,300 --> 01:22:11,500 His fallen pants reveal everything. 1193 01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:14,620 Wow, Meet! After seeing your actions today, 1194 01:22:14,980 --> 01:22:17,740 my respect for you has increased. 1195 01:22:18,140 --> 01:22:19,500 You respect him more! 1196 01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:23,700 Meet, this was my idea, so I'll implement it. 1197 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:25,460 No, Prem. 1198 01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:27,300 Don't take off your clothes. - What's wrong with both of you? 1199 01:22:27,380 --> 01:22:28,620 Come on, take me. - What? 1200 01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:32,220 No, Prem. You have a wife, a sister-in-law, take care of them. 1201 01:22:32,340 --> 01:22:33,380 I'll take care of her. 1202 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,700 No, Meet. I'll take care of her. 1203 01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:38,140 No, Prem, I'll do it. - No, Meet, I'll do it. 1204 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,380 No, Prem. 1205 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:42,380 No, Meet... - God, save me from these horny men! 1206 01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:43,460 Shut up. 1207 01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:45,620 Now when we both are ready, you're acting pricey. 1208 01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:48,060 Now you tell us, who do you want? 1209 01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:50,300 Amar! Amar! 1210 01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:52,700 Oh! I guess she wants Amar. - Amar! 1211 01:22:52,860 --> 01:22:54,620 Amar! - Amar! 1212 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,660 Amar! - Amar! 1213 01:22:56,740 --> 01:22:58,580 Amar! - Amar! 1214 01:22:58,660 --> 01:22:59,940 Hey! 1215 01:23:01,060 --> 01:23:02,180 I'm here. 1216 01:23:02,340 --> 01:23:06,740 Amar, see what your rogue friends are doing with me. 1217 01:23:06,860 --> 01:23:08,220 I've understood everything. 1218 01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:11,660 I could never imagine that you both would think like this. 1219 01:23:12,340 --> 01:23:14,260 I don't regret that you thought like this. 1220 01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:18,660 But I regret not thinking about it before you. 1221 01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:25,700 Hey! Stop shouting. 1222 01:23:25,780 --> 01:23:27,020 Have you lost it? 1223 01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:29,740 Now one more crazy guy to join these two! 1224 01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:31,340 Somebody help me! 1225 01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:34,260 Go, Amar! Go, Amar! 1226 01:23:37,420 --> 01:23:39,660 No, Amar! No, Amar! 1227 01:23:39,780 --> 01:23:40,580 Leave me. 1228 01:23:40,820 --> 01:23:42,860 Forget that, look there. 1229 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:51,860 Sapna, see what these three are trying to do with me. 1230 01:23:52,740 --> 01:23:54,900 We set out to be the hunters. 1231 01:23:55,100 --> 01:23:57,580 Instead we're going to be hunted now. 1232 01:23:57,660 --> 01:23:59,460 Mom, did they do such a thing with you? 1233 01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:02,780 Yes. Now even the elders aren't safe in this house. 1234 01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:06,380 Lust has driven them mad. 1235 01:24:07,260 --> 01:24:10,260 Only one person can save us from this trouble now. 1236 01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:23,300 I've lost my temper now! 1237 01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:26,540 I've lost my temper now! - Good that you're here, sir. 1238 01:24:26,620 --> 01:24:28,420 It's good that you're here. 1239 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:30,620 What happened? You seem very sad these days. 1240 01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:33,180 You know what happened with me, don't you? 1241 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,860 Mama's darling boy went astray. 1242 01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:41,900 Not just went astray, he even pounced on his mother-in-law. 1243 01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:46,340 That's terrible! It's very bad. 1244 01:24:46,860 --> 01:24:48,980 Sir, please do something. 1245 01:24:49,060 --> 01:24:51,900 Yes, sir. You're our only hope now. 1246 01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:55,140 Sir, what will you do? Please tell me. 1247 01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:58,980 We'll perform a fire sacrifice. 1248 01:25:00,140 --> 01:25:03,500 I've a fitting reply to those three horrible men. 1249 01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:08,180 Tonight, I'll call all the spirits and perform such a sacrifice, 1250 01:25:08,260 --> 01:25:10,220 that all three will say 1251 01:25:10,380 --> 01:25:12,700 Mother, we salute you. 1252 01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:16,180 We salute you. 1253 01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:21,340 Sir, will it be safe to let them roam free until then? 1254 01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:24,500 I have a solution for that, Saira Bano. 1255 01:25:24,580 --> 01:25:27,900 Worry... Why worry? 1256 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:31,900 It's my birthday today. 1257 01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:34,340 And you're all standing here with such gloomy faces. 1258 01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:39,420 We'll keep the rest of the fun for our time together. 1259 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:42,940 You've made me wait a lot. 1260 01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:45,660 You'll have to pay the price for the delay. 1261 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:49,220 Now I don't want one of you, but all three. 1262 01:25:49,380 --> 01:25:51,220 All three! - Yes. 1263 01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:54,740 By the way, you have time until tonight. 1264 01:25:55,260 --> 01:26:00,180 Go and meet your wives. Tell them whatever you want. 1265 01:26:00,820 --> 01:26:03,820 I'll wait for my gift at night. 1266 01:26:05,580 --> 01:26:08,500 It's my birthday and the day you three die. 1267 01:26:08,820 --> 01:26:10,500 We'll celebrate together. 1268 01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:15,420 Tonight. 1269 01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:23,620 Here's your salad. 1270 01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:25,660 Go on, you also join us. 1271 01:26:26,820 --> 01:26:29,220 Why aren't you three eating? 1272 01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:31,900 Well, mom... 1273 01:26:31,980 --> 01:26:33,900 No, don't tell me... 1274 01:26:34,220 --> 01:26:37,380 That you have observed a fast for them. 1275 01:26:37,460 --> 01:26:39,140 They aren't worthy of it. 1276 01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:41,180 Eat your food. Eat it. 1277 01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:43,340 You're absolutely right, mom. 1278 01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:47,860 By misbehaving with you, they've crossed all limits. 1279 01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:50,900 Disgusting! I hate them. 1280 01:26:54,340 --> 01:26:57,060 Marrying them was the biggest mistake of our lives. 1281 01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:59,300 They have ruined our lives. 1282 01:27:02,140 --> 01:27:04,500 To observe a fast for such a disgusting man 1283 01:27:04,780 --> 01:27:06,860 is an insult to the custom. 1284 01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:18,060 They used to swear by our love once upon a time. 1285 01:27:18,140 --> 01:27:20,220 And today, they're eating on Karva Chauth day. 1286 01:27:20,380 --> 01:27:22,300 It's good that Ragini is killing us. 1287 01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:23,540 We'll be rid of them. 1288 01:27:23,620 --> 01:27:26,700 They are not worthy of being our wives. 1289 01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:29,020 Death is better than living with such wives. 1290 01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:21,020 We've decided who amongst the three of us 1291 01:28:21,740 --> 01:28:23,580 will get into bed with you first. 1292 01:28:24,540 --> 01:28:26,700 Really? Who? 1293 01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:30,540 Nobody. - What! 1294 01:28:31,460 --> 01:28:33,700 Don't you know the consequences of refusing me? 1295 01:28:34,060 --> 01:28:35,580 Don't you? 1296 01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:41,100 Let me tell you something. I'm a coward. 1297 01:28:42,060 --> 01:28:43,820 The smallest of things freak me out. 1298 01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:47,780 But today, despite you standing there and saying all this. 1299 01:28:48,820 --> 01:28:50,340 I'm not scared. 1300 01:28:51,940 --> 01:28:55,900 Because we know that our wives are observing a fast for us. 1301 01:28:57,060 --> 01:28:59,060 That's why you can't harm us. 1302 01:29:02,950 --> 01:29:05,550 You believe that your wives fasting will save you? 1303 01:29:05,870 --> 01:29:08,390 Well then, let's see. 1304 01:29:15,260 --> 01:29:18,540 Hey! What was that noise? What happened? 1305 01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:21,020 Let's check it out, mom. - Come on. 1306 01:29:21,220 --> 01:29:22,900 Mother, we salute you! 1307 01:29:36,460 --> 01:29:38,300 What's going on here? 1308 01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:41,820 And who is she? 1309 01:29:42,260 --> 01:29:44,780 Can all of you see her? 1310 01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:48,180 She's not a ghost to be invisible to us. 1311 01:29:48,260 --> 01:29:50,460 Who are you and what are you doing in this house? 1312 01:29:52,700 --> 01:29:55,140 I have live here for the last 70 years. 1313 01:29:56,070 --> 01:29:57,870 20 years as a human. 1314 01:29:58,420 --> 01:30:01,060 50 years as a ghost. 1315 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:10,180 If you're a ghost, then look here. 1316 01:30:10,300 --> 01:30:11,660 I'm a witch. 1317 01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:17,780 Your mother-in-law will get herself killed. - Really? 1318 01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:24,420 Shut up! She's pretending to be a ghost in my presence. 1319 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:28,300 Somebody explain to her how terrifying I am to ghosts. 1320 01:30:28,460 --> 01:30:32,020 Witches show my photograph to their children to feed them. 1321 01:30:32,140 --> 01:30:35,820 They tell them to sleep, or else the Singing Monk will arrive. 1322 01:30:35,940 --> 01:30:37,700 Isn't it? - Yes. 1323 01:30:37,820 --> 01:30:39,900 That's why I'm telling you, my child... 1324 01:30:40,660 --> 01:30:41,860 Hail Mother! 1325 01:30:44,060 --> 01:30:47,460 Hail Mother! 1326 01:30:47,540 --> 01:30:51,660 If you're a ghost, then I'm a large tree. 1327 01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:57,250 Huge organic watermelons pop out of me all day. 1328 01:30:57,480 --> 01:31:00,920 For the well-being of mankind. Isn't it? - Yes. 1329 01:31:06,060 --> 01:31:08,820 Oh no! - What happened to him? 1330 01:31:17,460 --> 01:31:18,460 A watermelon! 1331 01:31:20,780 --> 01:31:23,420 Thank God he didn't say pineapple. 1332 01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:25,300 Yes. 1333 01:31:27,460 --> 01:31:30,500 Oh God! She's really a ghost! 1334 01:31:30,580 --> 01:31:32,420 Ghost! Ghost! 1335 01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:36,140 Do you know why I appeared before all of them? 1336 01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:41,660 So that I can kill the three of you in their presence. 1337 01:31:42,100 --> 01:31:46,020 Let me see how their fast saves your lives. 1338 01:32:24,180 --> 01:32:26,220 Dad's staff? - Dad's staff? 1339 01:32:27,220 --> 01:32:28,740 My staff! 1340 01:32:29,180 --> 01:32:29,980 No. 1341 01:32:30,100 --> 01:32:31,260 Dad's staff. 1342 01:32:36,580 --> 01:32:38,540 Dad's staff. 1343 01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:40,420 It seems to be her dad's staff. - What? 1344 01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:48,660 See this. 1345 01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:51,580 We got the ghost under our control! 1346 01:32:56,300 --> 01:32:59,140 Where were you hiding all this while? Where? 1347 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:02,620 You don't know how much she has troubled us. - Yes. 1348 01:33:02,780 --> 01:33:04,580 Now it's our turn. 1349 01:33:11,620 --> 01:33:13,740 Hey, shut up! What? 1350 01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:17,340 You keep making weird noises all the time! 1351 01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:18,500 Are you mad? 1352 01:33:19,740 --> 01:33:22,620 Stand quietly or I'll slap you hard. 1353 01:33:22,780 --> 01:33:25,860 Just a slap! You're very soft-hearted, Amar. 1354 01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:27,100 Haven't you heard the adage, 1355 01:33:27,220 --> 01:33:29,140 you can't convince a ghost without beating it up! 1356 01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:30,340 Hand it to me. - What? 1357 01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:31,700 The staff, of course. 1358 01:33:34,380 --> 01:33:35,820 Give it to me. 1359 01:33:35,940 --> 01:33:38,500 You crazy ghost! Popped a watermelon, did you? 1360 01:33:38,580 --> 01:33:42,140 Now see how I make you pop out a bowl of fruit salad. 1361 01:33:42,780 --> 01:33:44,180 What are you guys doing? 1362 01:33:44,300 --> 01:33:45,460 Let's get out of here. 1363 01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:49,340 How can we leave? The party has just begun. 1364 01:33:50,180 --> 01:33:52,460 Come on, let's go to the dance floor. 1365 01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:05,140 We will make you suffer, and then we will kill you. 1366 01:34:05,220 --> 01:34:07,700 And you won't be able to do anything to us. Take that! 1367 01:34:07,860 --> 01:34:11,420 Exactly. This is known as killing the snake 1368 01:34:11,620 --> 01:34:13,580 without breaking the staff. 1369 01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:21,380 Prem. - Shut up, Amar. 1370 01:34:21,780 --> 01:34:24,300 You don't know my fury. - Prem. 1371 01:34:24,700 --> 01:34:28,620 Once I lose my cool... - Dad's staff broke. 1372 01:34:28,980 --> 01:34:30,500 I calm down quickly. 1373 01:34:34,300 --> 01:34:36,820 Oh God, run! 1374 01:34:41,460 --> 01:34:42,460 Brother! 1375 01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:46,860 At least everybody is receiving the shock now. 1376 01:34:47,020 --> 01:34:48,020 Yes. 1377 01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:51,500 Even the watermelon popping out of me didn't give you the brains. 1378 01:34:51,620 --> 01:34:53,900 Who told you to grab the doors? 1379 01:34:54,620 --> 01:34:55,780 He's mad. 1380 01:34:57,460 --> 01:34:59,700 Two minutes. Just two minutes. 1381 01:35:00,060 --> 01:35:02,220 That's all the time left for all of you. 1382 01:35:02,780 --> 01:35:06,460 The moment this fire dies out, your pyres will burn. 1383 01:35:10,100 --> 01:35:11,500 What do we do? 1384 01:35:12,660 --> 01:35:13,660 Idea! 1385 01:35:16,020 --> 01:35:17,380 I got it! Take a look. 1386 01:35:17,540 --> 01:35:20,140 See this, your dad's underwear. Fear it! 1387 01:35:21,740 --> 01:35:26,100 You fool, she feared her dad's staff, not his underwear. 1388 01:35:26,220 --> 01:35:29,340 To scare her, we will have to call her dad here. 1389 01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,740 Yes, but how? - How? 1390 01:35:32,020 --> 01:35:33,620 The Singing Monk. - Yes. 1391 01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:34,540 Sir! 1392 01:35:34,660 --> 01:35:37,260 Sir, only you can save us from her. 1393 01:35:37,420 --> 01:35:38,900 I can't summon the spirits. 1394 01:35:38,980 --> 01:35:40,060 What! - Yes. 1395 01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:43,660 See, I press the buttons on this to move the coin. 1396 01:35:44,820 --> 01:35:50,820 What? - I'll choke you to death before she does. 1397 01:35:50,940 --> 01:35:55,340 Come on, just chill. It's dirty, but it's business. 1398 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,580 Sir, give me the bag. Give me the bag. 1399 01:35:57,780 --> 01:35:59,020 It seems we'll have to do something. - Yes. 1400 01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:00,620 He's a phony! Let's go. 1401 01:36:05,380 --> 01:36:06,540 Place your fingers on it. 1402 01:36:06,620 --> 01:36:08,020 Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear! 1403 01:36:08,100 --> 01:36:11,020 Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear! 1404 01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:14,140 Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear! 1405 01:36:14,260 --> 01:36:18,020 Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear! 1406 01:36:18,100 --> 01:36:20,100 Oh man! Why isn't this coin moving? 1407 01:36:20,180 --> 01:36:23,180 Buddy, before I die, I want to say something honestly. 1408 01:36:23,380 --> 01:36:25,900 I know that it's my ideas that get us into trouble all the time. 1409 01:36:28,780 --> 01:36:30,220 The coin moved. 1410 01:36:30,940 --> 01:36:31,940 How? 1411 01:36:34,060 --> 01:36:35,940 Truth alone triumphs. 1412 01:36:36,580 --> 01:36:37,780 I get it. 1413 01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:39,220 My dad used to say 1414 01:36:39,380 --> 01:36:40,620 that to summon a spirit, 1415 01:36:40,740 --> 01:36:42,500 you should be honest and sincere. 1416 01:36:42,580 --> 01:36:44,660 But I always resorted to lies. 1417 01:36:44,820 --> 01:36:46,460 That's why I could never summon a spirit. 1418 01:36:46,540 --> 01:36:49,140 But the moment Prem spoke the truth, the coin moved. 1419 01:36:50,460 --> 01:36:53,300 Does that mean if we speak the truth, the coin will move? 1420 01:36:53,420 --> 01:36:54,500 Yes, it surely will. 1421 01:36:54,900 --> 01:36:56,900 What are you waiting for? Speak the truth quickly. 1422 01:36:56,980 --> 01:36:58,020 But what? 1423 01:36:58,220 --> 01:37:02,860 Say that you can't find a better mother-in-law than me. 1424 01:37:04,100 --> 01:37:06,180 I can't find a better mother-in-law than you. 1425 01:37:11,540 --> 01:37:14,260 Speak the truth. - Amar, the fire is dying. 1426 01:37:16,260 --> 01:37:17,860 Say something! 1427 01:37:18,340 --> 01:37:20,740 You're a mad old woman. 1428 01:37:21,180 --> 01:37:22,940 You've ruined my life. 1429 01:37:23,220 --> 01:37:25,220 If you really miss your husband so much, 1430 01:37:25,420 --> 01:37:27,140 instead of trying to bring him back down to earth, 1431 01:37:27,220 --> 01:37:29,300 why don't you go up instead? 1432 01:37:29,420 --> 01:37:31,100 You'll be happy and so will I. 1433 01:37:31,180 --> 01:37:33,940 The whole world will be happy. Darn you! 1434 01:37:34,020 --> 01:37:35,180 That was rude! 1435 01:37:35,380 --> 01:37:36,700 Shut up, Amar. 1436 01:37:41,300 --> 01:37:44,460 The coin moved. - The coin moved. 1437 01:37:44,540 --> 01:37:46,820 Well done, Amar. Continue. - Yes. 1438 01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:49,420 Hey, what do you mean by continue? 1439 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:50,940 Will I alone speak the truth? 1440 01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:53,140 You also speak the truth about your brother-in-law. 1441 01:37:53,460 --> 01:37:55,140 What about me? 1442 01:37:55,220 --> 01:37:58,620 Nothing, just that you're the apple of my eye. 1443 01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:00,300 My darling. 1444 01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,180 Thank you, Meet. 1445 01:38:03,620 --> 01:38:05,140 The coin isn't moving. 1446 01:38:05,220 --> 01:38:06,580 Meet, the fire! 1447 01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:10,100 Speak up! 1448 01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:13,620 You're not the apple of my eye, you are a bane on my love life. 1449 01:38:14,140 --> 01:38:15,300 You cross-connection! 1450 01:38:15,380 --> 01:38:19,540 Seeing you, I realized why people curse their brothers-in-law. 1451 01:38:19,660 --> 01:38:21,620 You're not a man, you are a wild bull. 1452 01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:23,580 Not a wild bull, but a donkey's... 1453 01:38:24,340 --> 01:38:25,620 Get it? 1454 01:38:25,740 --> 01:38:28,660 He called me a bull. 1455 01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:31,580 I hate you, Meet. I hate you! 1456 01:38:36,060 --> 01:38:39,340 The coin moved. - The coin moved. 1457 01:38:39,420 --> 01:38:40,820 The coin moved. 1458 01:38:40,900 --> 01:38:43,180 Prem, it's your turn now. 1459 01:38:43,300 --> 01:38:44,300 Say it. 1460 01:38:46,380 --> 01:38:48,780 My name is Prem. I'm a man. 1461 01:38:48,900 --> 01:38:50,700 I'm 32 years old. 1462 01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:54,980 We're not submitting our bio-data for a job. 1463 01:38:55,100 --> 01:38:58,420 You've to speak your mind honestly. 1464 01:39:03,540 --> 01:39:05,700 Prem, speak the truth. 1465 01:39:06,620 --> 01:39:09,540 One needs brains to think and you lack it, foolish girl. 1466 01:39:09,620 --> 01:39:12,260 You keep trying to scare me. 1467 01:39:12,340 --> 01:39:13,900 You look stupid while trying to do that. 1468 01:39:14,140 --> 01:39:16,060 You sleeping between my wife and me 1469 01:39:16,180 --> 01:39:18,700 has made my life miserable. 1470 01:39:19,460 --> 01:39:21,140 Nisha! - Sorry, dear. 1471 01:39:22,020 --> 01:39:23,540 What nonsense are you talking? 1472 01:39:27,140 --> 01:39:30,220 Prem, the coin moved. - It moved. 1473 01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:31,300 That's done. 1474 01:39:31,380 --> 01:39:33,340 Now, we just need to speak one more truth. 1475 01:39:33,460 --> 01:39:36,740 Stop it! Don't you dare say another word. 1476 01:39:37,140 --> 01:39:39,100 Do you hate our family members so much? 1477 01:39:39,220 --> 01:39:40,460 Yes, we do. 1478 01:39:41,420 --> 01:39:42,620 Do you know why? 1479 01:39:43,380 --> 01:39:45,300 Because they keep us away from you. 1480 01:39:45,740 --> 01:39:47,980 You ignore us completely when they are around. 1481 01:39:48,420 --> 01:39:50,100 That's why we came here to cheat on you. 1482 01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:54,540 But now we realise 1483 01:39:55,020 --> 01:39:58,220 that we were cheating ourselves and not you. 1484 01:40:01,980 --> 01:40:06,340 Because all the fun in the world can't match up to your love. 1485 01:40:09,940 --> 01:40:11,860 And today, we swear on that love 1486 01:40:12,580 --> 01:40:15,900 that we'll die but never betray you. 1487 01:40:58,740 --> 01:41:01,460 Dad. - Not your dad, but Babu. 1488 01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:03,940 I'm Babu Rangeela. 1489 01:41:04,020 --> 01:41:06,900 I'm of loose character. 1490 01:41:09,580 --> 01:41:11,500 Because once I make a commitment, 1491 01:41:11,860 --> 01:41:13,940 I don't even listen to me. 1492 01:41:38,780 --> 01:41:42,540 Even I have a staff to bring you under control. 1493 01:41:50,380 --> 01:41:51,260 Babu. 1494 01:41:51,340 --> 01:41:53,020 Rangeela. 1495 01:41:54,140 --> 01:41:55,660 I love you. 1496 01:42:34,180 --> 01:42:35,180 Wow! 1497 01:43:09,180 --> 01:43:10,300 Crazy... Choti! 1498 01:43:10,380 --> 01:43:11,500 Bull... Lakshman! 1499 01:43:11,580 --> 01:43:12,820 Choti, aren't you ashamed? 1500 01:43:12,940 --> 01:43:14,500 What will the elders of the house think if they see you? 1501 01:43:14,580 --> 01:43:15,780 What will they think? 1502 01:43:15,860 --> 01:43:19,060 Sorry, we made a mistake. 1503 01:43:20,580 --> 01:43:22,060 They made a mistake. 1504 01:43:30,660 --> 01:43:31,460 Mom! 1505 01:43:31,540 --> 01:43:33,140 Dad! I mean, sir! 1506 01:43:33,220 --> 01:43:36,580 He's no master! He's a bluff-master! 1507 01:43:39,260 --> 01:43:40,700 They're talking about your mom. 1508 01:43:41,500 --> 01:43:42,500 Come on! 1509 01:43:43,060 --> 01:43:44,220 Mom... 1510 01:43:44,620 --> 01:43:46,980 Earlier, she used to be shameless and look at her blush now. 1511 01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:50,140 Dad... Hello. 1512 01:43:50,220 --> 01:43:52,220 Forget the hello and quickly touch my feet, you fool. 1513 01:43:52,300 --> 01:43:54,260 Why quickly? - We've to go on a honeymoon. 1514 01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:56,460 Everybody goes on one. 1515 01:44:04,060 --> 01:44:06,180 Thanks, Babu. 1516 01:44:06,420 --> 01:44:08,380 You saved the lives of our husbands. 1517 01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:10,980 But you were here to see the house yesterday, weren't you? 1518 01:44:11,300 --> 01:44:12,900 How did you die all of a sudden? 1519 01:44:16,860 --> 01:44:17,860 What happened? 1520 01:44:18,660 --> 01:44:21,300 Don't eat chicken ever again. Become vegetarians. 1521 01:44:21,660 --> 01:44:22,660 Okay. 1522 01:44:22,780 --> 01:44:23,780 Okay. 1523 01:44:24,660 --> 01:44:28,180 Sorry, I troubled all of you. 1524 01:44:30,060 --> 01:44:33,100 But I couldn't help it. Everyone needs to have fun. 1525 01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:36,260 You didn't get to have fun for six months and you felt terrible. 1526 01:44:36,700 --> 01:44:39,700 Now consider the fact that I have waited for 50 years. 1527 01:44:40,300 --> 01:44:41,420 It's alright. 1528 01:44:42,140 --> 01:44:43,140 We can understand. 1529 01:44:43,380 --> 01:44:45,700 In fact, we should be thanking you. 1530 01:44:45,860 --> 01:44:46,740 Thank you, Ragu... 1531 01:44:46,860 --> 01:44:49,820 Your horror story set our love story right. 1532 01:45:06,020 --> 01:45:14,020 "Fun and frolic... Great and grand!" 1533 01:45:38,140 --> 01:45:40,500 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 1534 01:45:40,580 --> 01:45:42,940 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 1535 01:45:43,020 --> 01:45:45,380 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 1536 01:45:45,460 --> 01:45:47,820 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 1537 01:45:47,900 --> 01:45:50,180 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 1538 01:45:50,300 --> 01:45:52,700 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 1539 01:45:52,780 --> 01:45:54,980 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 1540 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:57,740 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 1541 01:45:57,980 --> 01:46:01,180 "Fun and frolic..." 1542 01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:06,790 "Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita." 1543 01:46:06,930 --> 01:46:11,650 "Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want." 1544 01:46:11,780 --> 01:46:16,580 "Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond." 1545 01:46:16,660 --> 01:46:21,740 "Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want." 1546 01:46:21,820 --> 01:46:24,180 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 1547 01:46:24,300 --> 01:46:26,620 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 1548 01:46:26,700 --> 01:46:29,060 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 1549 01:46:29,140 --> 01:46:31,420 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 1550 01:46:31,540 --> 01:46:33,860 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 1551 01:46:33,940 --> 01:46:36,340 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 1552 01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:38,700 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 1553 01:46:38,780 --> 01:46:41,140 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 1554 01:46:41,660 --> 01:46:45,180 "Fun and frolic..." 1555 01:46:54,980 --> 01:46:59,820 "O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style." 1556 01:46:59,900 --> 01:47:04,660 "God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!" 1557 01:47:04,780 --> 01:47:09,620 "O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style." 1558 01:47:09,740 --> 01:47:14,900 "God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!" 1559 01:47:15,180 --> 01:47:19,940 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 1560 01:47:20,020 --> 01:47:22,380 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 1561 01:47:22,460 --> 01:47:24,780 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 1562 01:47:24,860 --> 01:47:27,300 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 1563 01:47:27,780 --> 01:47:31,300 "Fun and frolic..." 1564 01:47:31,780 --> 01:47:36,620 "Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita." 1565 01:47:36,740 --> 01:47:41,420 "Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want." 1566 01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:46,300 "Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond." 1567 01:47:46,380 --> 01:47:51,460 "Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want." 1568 01:47:51,580 --> 01:47:53,900 "When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips." 1569 01:47:53,980 --> 01:47:56,260 "My nights are spent yearning for you." 1570 01:47:56,340 --> 01:47:58,660 "If you don't yield, your heart will compel you." 1571 01:47:58,740 --> 01:48:01,580 "Come into my arms, let's have some fun!" 1572 01:48:01,700 --> 01:48:05,060 "Fun and frolic..." 115376