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- Hi, Denise. - Can we get the usual?

- Sure. [chuckles] You might wanna put those on.

I'll start with Stuart's Berry Bananalope.

- Ponchos and goggles? Why?

- You'll see.

- [thuds]

- Okay, my next question is, why are you beating up fruit?

- [scoffs] My blenders are broken

and I don't have the money to replace them.

But--[chuckles]-- on the bright side,

can't get more fresh squeezed than this. Straw?

- Actually, I think I'm gonna need a fork.

- And now, for your signature drink, the Ivy:

seaweed, kale, and artichoke hearts

because Ivy has a big heart.

- I can't believe people actually order that.

- Oh, no one does. Just Ivy.

There wouldn't even be a Juiced Up if it weren't for her.

- Denise was gonna open a candy store,

but I convinced her to open a place

with healthy treats instead.

- You mean our hangout could've been a candy store?

- [thuds]

- [panting] This is gonna take a while.

- That's okay, just hand me some kale.

I'll juice it in my stomach.

Wow, Denise really needs some new equipment.

We've gotta help her before she loses all her customers.

- Yeah, we can't let our favorite place,

that should've been a candy store,

go out of business.

- Hey, guys. - Jackson, what's up?

- Just here for some fresh watermelon juice.

- Coming right up.

- Eh, I don't think you wanna order that, buddy.

- Why?

- [thuds]

- DENISE: Juicy. Wooh, that's a good one.

- That's why.

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- Aw, cute, are you and Arthur looking for a pot of gold?

- Yeah, the pot of gold we're gonna make

off of Arthur's new calendar.

This is his look for March.

- [snorting]

- Ooh! What do you call a leprechaun

that flunked out of law school?

- What? - A lepre-can't.

- BOTH: [laughing] - I gotta post that one.

I just posted some great lawyer jokes

in my new MeSays account. Wanna hear another one?

What do you call a trial that lasts only a minute?

- What? - A brief-case.

- BOTH: [laughing] - You're so funny.

- That was terrible.

- Oh, really? Well it got...12 likes,

and 3 of them weren't family members.

- Were they people who work for you?

- It doesn't matter.

- I bet I can get more likes than you

just by posting pictures of whatever's in my pocket.

Watch this.

See what we got here.

Lip balm and a dime.

- [bubbling sound] - That's ridiculous.

Who cares about what's in your pocket?

- [phone beeping] - Fifteen people so far.

Including that lady that works for you.

- Helen needs to stop wasting time online.

- Hey, hey! Lepre-can't? Brief-case?

You really think that stuff's funny?

- No, I was trying to get dad in a good mood

so he'll buy me a scooter with a sidecar.

- Ooh, I wanna ride in the sidecar.

[laughing] Lepre-can't. Good one, Lewis!

- The sidecar's for Arthur. - Oh.

I take that back. You're not funny, Lewis!

- I promise, your grape juice is almost ready.

Maybe just come back in...an hour?

- Denise, your days of squeezing grapes

one at a time with pliers are over.

- Great, because I'm losing all my customers to Juicelandia.

- Not anymore, we've got a few ideas to help your business.

- We got two words for you: mechanical bull.

- And I've got two words for you: What? Huh?

- They have one at Bill's Barbecue

and the place is always packed.

If you stay on the bull for 20 seconds,

you get a free rack of ribs and a hot fudge sundae.

- Or a free trip to the salad bar.

- How do they afford that?

Wouldn't that put them out of business?

- Nope, because no one's ever stayed on the bull

for 20 seconds.

- I like it. But do you have any ideas

that make more sense for a smoothie store?

- A mechanical pineapple?

- Or, if you prefer to go a more traditional route,

what about a coupon? Buy one, get one free.

- Ivy and I can get the coupons out to a lot of people.

I guarantee you'll have a line out the door.

- Okay, let's do this.

If you can promise to bring in more customers,

I'll borrow the money for new blenders.

Just hope the customers show up

or I'll be in big trouble.

- Don't worry, it'll work.

In no time, this place is gonna be filled with juice lovers.

- Excuse me? - Oh, yes! Yes.

What can I get for you?

- I need directions to Juicelandia.

- You better hurry up with those coupons.

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- Hey, Care Crew, if you're thirsty,

be sure to stop by Juiced Up today.

Even if you're not thirsty, just go.

Click the link below for a special coupon.

- I just used my drone to drop the last batch

of coupons over the Portland marathon.

It's genius, because no one's thirstier than a bunch of people

who just ran 26 miles.

- Hey, kids.

- Wait, did you run the marathon?

- No, I just like to cross the finish line

and snap a selfie of myself with the caption,

"Why is everybody sweatin'?"

- [camera clicks]

- Did you get any of the Juiced Up coupons

we dropped out there? - Yeap.

And this third place medal.

I'm heading over to Juiced Up right now

to get my ten free juices.

- Wait, what do you mean ten free juices?

- "Buy one, get...ten free?"

- This coupon is crazy!

Juiced Up is totally going out of business.

- Somebody made a mistake!

The coupons are supposed to say "Buy 1 and get 1 free,"

not "10 free."

- Didn't you make the coupons?

- I said "somebody," that somebody is me.

- Let's not panic, maybe it's not on all the coupons.

It's on all the coupons.

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♪ Hey, hey, whee!

♪

♪ Hey, hey, whee!

- ♪

- Well, on the plus side,

we did bring a lot of customers in.

- Yeah, but for every dollar they're spending,

I'm losing ten! I'm going broke!

- Maybe you can just call off the promotion.

Say you're not accepting the coupons.

- My brother is a lawyer, and he said that these coupons

are legally binding.

Now, I want my ten free smoothies.

Hi, kids!

- This is all our fault. We really messed up.

- Yes, we did, but we can fix it.

If we got the customers to come in here,

we can get them to leave.

- I don't care what you do, just do it fast!

- Okay, I just downloaded my Gross-Out app,

just listen and watch.

- [burping sound]

- Boy, that one smoothie I paid for was great,

but those ten free ones are doing a number on my stomach.

- That's disgusting. - You should talk.

- [farting noise]

- Whoa, Ivy!

Talk about a kale berry blast.

You guys better leave while you still can.

- That was not me! - It's okay, Ivy.

I also had one kale too many. - [fart]

- Please tell me he was using the Gross-Out app.

- Does that smell like an app to you?

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- Look, Dad, doesn't Arthur make a cute Easter bunny?

- Boy, that's gonna be some calendar.

Uh, how come you didn't put any candy in the Easter basket?

- What? I put a ton of candy-- Arthur, come on!

We just brushed your teeth, come on.

- Want a free smoothie? - That sounds good.

- Well, head down to Juiced Up.

You buy one smoothie, you get ten free.

- And by the way, Clark, that last joke I posted online?

It's now up to 20 likes.

Even got a laugh emoji from Mom.

- Well, she's liked all the pictures I've been posting

of things in my pocket.

Check out her comments.

"That breath mint looks delicious."

"Love the keychain."

- Wait, she's gonna love what I post right now.

"Moms are the...best."

- That's cheating, any time mom gives me attention,

you have to steal it back.

- What are you talking about? - Like the time

I bought her that fancy birthday card

and you had to give her a homemade one.

- You're being ridiculous. - Oh, really?!

What about the time I went grocery shopping for her

and you went to law school?

- So I became a lawyer because you went to the market.

- Ha! You admit it.

- Hey, you guys better be nice to each other,

or Elf Pig's gonna put you on Santa's naughty list.

- That pig doesn't have the authority.

- Hey, everyone! Bill's Barbecue is giving away free ribs!

All you have to do is ride a mechanical bull

for 20 seconds!

Woohoo! Let's go!

Anybody?

Nobody.

Stuart, nothing we're doing is working.

- Don't worry, Jackson's on his way,

and he's bringing Snuggles.

- Who's Snuggles and how is he gonna help?

- Hey, guys, I'm here and I've got Snuggles.

- Oh, Snuggles is a giant, scary snake. Got it.

- Look what I found in my smoothie, a snake!

This place is full of snakes!

- [screaming]

- It worked.

Hey, Denise, we got everybody out.

Are you happy?

- Between the money I borrowed for the new blenders

and the hundreds of free smoothies I gave away,

I'm out $5,000.

Guys, I think I'm gonna have to close the store.

- So...not happy?

- We're sorry, Denise.

- This is all my fault. I messed up the coupons.

- It's not all your fault, I should've checked the coupons.

- You're right, this is much more your fault.

- Hey, have you guys seen Snuggles?

I can't seem to find him.

- [screaming]

- Aww, he's back there, isn't he?

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- ♪

- Okay, we need a plan to save Juiced Up.

- Any ideas? - DENISE: What's the point?

Anyway, thanks for letting me hang out in your loft

while I contemplate my life choices.

- No, we can fix this.

I've got an idea,

we can livestream a talent showcase

and encourage people to donate.

- That's great, who do you have in mind for the talent?

- Well, seeing we have to do it today, I'm thinking...us.

- I think having a talent show to save the store

is a great idea!

I know what I'm gonna do.

I can balance things on my face.

[gasps] - [lamp breaks]

- I'm a little rusty, let me try again.

- ♪

- Alright, I just posted Arthur's new calendar online.

Look at how awesome it turned out.

Here's Arthur for Valentine's Day.

He's a Cu-pig!

And for Fourth of July, he's Uncle...Ham. [chuckles]

I hope people like it.

- Speaking of likes,

I just posted my latest joke online.

What do you call an insect at the courthouse?

A defend-ant! [laughing]

It got 18 likes, and the first one was from Mom.

- Well, I just posted my latest pic from what's in my pocket,

it was of this mug that says "I love Mom."

- There's no way that mug fit in your pocket.

- Whatever, Mom loved it. What are you gonna do?

Go to law school again?

- Hey, guys, Stuart and I are having a fundraiser.

- We're gonna have a talent showcase.

- BOTH: I'll do it! I'm way more talented than him.

- We were just gonna ask you to donate, but okay,

I guess we do need to fill time.

- Come on, if you guys want a good show,

I think we all know who the real talent in this house is.

It's Arthur! Hit it.

- ♪

- Hey, everyone, thanks for tuning in.

- We are here to raise $5,000

to save our favorite hangout, Juiced Up!

- And we have tons of amazing talent to showcase.

First, making his stand-up comedy debut, my dad!

- [laughing] Party people, make some noise!

Now, people say lawyers aren't funny,

but I'mma let you be the judge of that! [laughs]

Why did the criminal like the exclamation mark?

Because it meant the end of a long sentence. [laughs]

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- [ding]

- ♪

- [ding]

- [horn blowing]

- Thanks, everybody!

We just reached a thousand dollars!

And now, here to show us some karate moves, Ivy! Woo!

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- [karate yelling]

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- IVY: [yells]

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- [yells]

- ♪

- Well, that's my time, everyone.

- And now, for the hottest act of the night,

this is a specter pepper, the world's hottest hot pepper.

I...am going to give it to my buddy, Jackson,

who will now take a small bite of it for your entertainment.

- I don't know about this,

maybe I should do something else.

Like baseball, I'm awesome at baseball.

- This is gonna be great, trust me,

people are going to love you.

Come on.

No! I said a small bite! A small bite!

- Hmm, that wasn't so bad.

I guess I'm pretty good at eating hot stuff.

Delayed reaction! Delayed reaction!

[screaming]

- Kids, don't try this at home.

- Or anywhere, for that matter. Just don't try it at all.

- [bagpipe music]

- Is this thing stuck? This thing hasn't moved.

- Hey, guys! Looks like the donations

have kind of stopped for some reason,

since my uncle started playing the bagpipes.

We really need you to keep donating.

- Okay, listen here, this is how it's gonna go.

If we don't get another $500,

my dad's going to keep playing the bagpipes,

so I suggest you give, and give generously.

- [ding] - Whoa, that was fast!

$500 just came in!

- Okay, you can stop now, Dad.

- But I haven't even gotten to the good part yet.

- You're playing the bagpipes, there is no good part.

- [bagpipe music]

- Wow, her face is really talented.

- Yeah, but we're only at $2500 and the show's almost over.

- Well, the good news is she might have a second career

in the circus.

- I can play more bagpipes.

Send me in, coach. - No. Put me back on.

My followers are begging for me to do more comedy.

See the begging emoji? - They're begging you to stop.

- They're begging you to stop.

- I'm begging both of you to stop.

We're here to help Denise and fix the mess we created.

- Let's face it, we're not gonna make it.

- No, we are gonna make it,

because there's one last performer,

and luckily, it's me.

Hold on to your socks and pull out your wallets,

this is about to get amazing.

But for now, enjoy more of Denise

balancing things on her face.

- Stuart, what are you going to do?

- I'm gonna save Juiced Up.

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- This is the roughest, toughest mechanical bull in America.

I'm going to ride it until we reach our final goal of $5,000.

- Wow, I didn't know Stuart could ride a bull.

- He can't.

- Now, to make it interesting, the more money you give,

the faster the bull will go, so start giving!

- Stuart, this is our last chance to save Juiced Up,

and you can't ride a bull!

You got thrown off a horse at a Merry-Go-Round.

- My pants were very slippery that day.

Look, we created this mess, and I'm going to clean it up.

- Don't tell your mom I let you do this.

- Okay, Leaf, when I say "Go--"

- [mechanical bull activating]

- [yelling]

- We're at $3,000!

- Time to go faster. - IVY: You can do it!

- Hang on, son! - Come on, Stuart.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa--

- [ding] - [gasps] $3,500!

- And faster.

- STUART: [yelling] - You can do it!

- [yelling]

- [ding] - $4,000!

We're almost there, hang on, Stuart!

- LEAF: Hang in there, Stuart!

- You can do it! - So close!

- [ding] - $4500!

- CLARK: Oh, man.

- Hang on, son! - Come on, Stuart!

So close! - $5,000! We did it!

- STUART: Please! Turn it off, turn it off!

- Turn it up?

- [machinery whirring]

- Aw, man. - No!

- STUART: [screaming]

- LEWIS: Stuart! - [items breaking]

- CLARK: Oh, my goodness.

- I said, "Turn it off."

- Oh, I thought you said "Turn it up,"

but off makes more sense.

- So, how much money do you think it'll cost

to fix this damage?

- About $5,000.

- ♪

- Hey, Denise, I know we messed up yesterday.

- But don't worry, we've got a new plan.

- Guys, don't take this the wrong way,

but I can't afford any more of your new plans.

I have to close.

Unless a bunch of money just magically comes

through that door.

- [honking] - Hey, Denise!

I have a bunch of money for you.

- Leaf, where did you get a bunch of money?

- Well, Arthur's calendar was a huge hit,

so after we bought the scooter that we've been wanting,

we decided to give the rest of the money to Denise.

- Really?! You'd do that for me?

- Well, I'm also doing it for Stuart and Ivy.

- BOTH: You are?

- I mean, you guys really messed up.

Really messed up. Really--

- Got it. - Got it.

- I don't know what to say. - Free smoothies for life

is a good start.

- Thank you so much, Leaf! - You saved Juiced Up.

- Looks like we got our hangout back.

[chuckles] Alright, looks like it's time

for our next fundraiser. - Mm-hmm.

- Another fundraiser? - Yeah.

We owe Bill's Barbecue

for destroying their mechanical bull.

- Well, me and Arthur are always ready to perform.

- I'll help. - Great. Grab some things

to balance on your face and let's get going.

- ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

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♪ Whee!

♪

♪ Hey!

♪

♪ Whee!

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