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- ♪

- Mom's gonna be so happy when she gets this care package.

Let's see, we have all her favorite snacks:

almonds, sunflower seeds, cashews, she loves nuts.

- Well, she did marry Clark. - [laughing]

- I even put it in a poem I wrote her and some tissues

because she is going to cry when she reads them.

Actually, the tissues are for me, I, uh...

I miss your mom so much! [cries]

It's all in the poem!

[blowing nose]

- We got her a layer of some necessities.

Shampoo, toothpaste, and shower flip flops.

You never know where foot fungus lurks.

- For a personal touch, I handmade bars of oatmeal soap.

While Aunt Liz is protecting our freedom,

the soap will protect her youthful complexion.

- I'm giving Aunt Liz this shirt.

- Isn't that your shirt? - Yeah.

Last time we video chatted,

she said, "Leaf, I love your shirt."

I can take a hint.

- Aw, a print photo of Arthur!

- Mom's gonna love it.

Now, this just needs one more thing to make it special,

hot dogs from Doggsie's!

- Last time we sent her some, she said all the soldiers

stationed with her were jealous.

- Maybe we should get extra hot dogs for everybody.

- What if we did entire care packages for all of them?

Just like we do for my mom.

- Okay, but that's a lot of love poems.

- That's a good idea. The packages, not the poems.

- Yay! We can do our very own Operation Care Package.

- Just don't send 'em any of these oatmeal cookies,

they aren't very good.

- Uh, that's not a cookie, that's my oatmeal soap.

- Oh. Well, for soap, they are delish.

- ♪

- Okay, we're gonna need 500 hot dogs to feed all the troops.

- That's gonna cost a lot of money.

- And we're gonna need even more money

if we're gonna do entire care packages for everyone.

- You know what that means. - We don't have enough?

- Fundraiser! - There's a problem?

- No, fundraiser. I was setting us all up

to say "Fundraiser" at the same time.

- Oh. Fundraiser!

- You know what? We'll work on it.

- Whoa! Well, if it isn't my favorite customers!

- Hi! - What's up, Del?

- I was talking about Stuart and Clark

when I say favorite customers.

I like you a lot, you just don't eat here

as much as they do.

- Nobody does.

- Hey, Del, is there any way you could give us

a discount if we buy 500 hot dogs?

- Wow, you guys are extra hungry today.

- Oh, it's not for us, it's for the troops.

- My mom is in the military and we're putting together

care packages for everyone she's stationed with.

- Wow, that sounds awesome.

I would do anything to help the military.

- Really? What about a Doggsie's takeover?

- I support the troops, but I don't know about

them taking over Doggsie's.

- No, a takeover means we would be able to hold

a charity event here.

- Which would bring in tons of customers.

- And all you'd have to do is donate a portion

of the money you make to our cause.

- Oh. Okay, what about this Saturday from noon to 3:00?

We'll give you a dollar for every hot dog we sell.

- Perfect! And our whole family will be here to help

in any way we can.

- And since we'll be working, I assume we're eligible

for the employee discount.

- Nope. Have a Doggsie day!

- Alright! This fundraiser is happening.

This Saturday, we're gonna sell a whole bunch of...

- Fundraiser! - No. Hot dogs.

- You really need to make up your mind.

- ♪

♪ Hey, hey, wee!

♪

♪ Hey, hey, wee! ♪

- Come down to Doggsie's this Saturday

from noon to 3:00!

- And help us out with Operation Care Package.

- Arthur wants you to support the troops.

- What is it, Doggsie? - DOGGSIE: [barks]

- You're gonna be there, too?! - DOGGSIE: [barks]

- And you want us to sing a song?!

- DOGGSIE: [barks] - Okay, Doggsie!

- ♪ Do--Do--Do--Doggsie's this Saturday ♪

♪ Operation Care Package is underway! ♪

- ♪ Come and eat Doggsie's and shake his paws ♪

♪ Any money that you spend helps the cause ♪

♪ Help us to help the troops

♪ Yeah! Help the troops

♪ The troops, help the troops, yay! ♪

♪ Help the troops!

- I will never get that song out of my head.

- The video came out great.

Though I thought we could've had a few more shots

of my moves.

[humming]

- I think we left out just the right stuff.

- Liz watched it and loved it.

She asked me if I got Doggsie's "pawtograph."

- [laughing]

- She's so funny. I miss her so much.

I feel another poem coming on.

- Our promo video has gotten more likes and shares

than anything I've ever put on Ivy Cares.

- It's nice to have people so excited about our fundraiser.

- I really look forward to helping out on Saturday.

- Me, too. Arthur and I are going to entertain the crowd

with some magic.

We're donating all of our tips.

- [chuckles] That's awesome, who wouldn't wanna see

a pig do magic? - That'd be great.

- Now, I'm gonna need someone to give me a $20 bill.

- Bam, here you go. Are you gonna make it disappear?

- No, I need this to go buy a book of magic tricks.

I have a lot to learn by Saturday.

- ♪

- Welcome to the Doggsie's takeover!

- I can't believe there are

so many people already lined up outside!

- Thank you again for letting us do this.

- Yeah, this really means so much to our family.

So, when is Doggsie getting here?!

- [chuckles] He's grooming-- I mean, getting ready.

He'll be here soon.

- That's a big crowd.

Is there any way that we can help?

- You know...my first job was working the register

at Bumpy's Burgers.

- Oh, thanks, but I'll work the register,

and when Becky and Steve get here,

they'll be in the back making the food.

Besides, it could take years to properly train someone

to work at Doggsie's.

This isn't Bumpy's Burgers.

- Alright. [nervous chuckle]

We'll be out at the Operation Care Package table.

- Getting people to write handwritten notes

to my mom and her unit.

- And Arthur and I are going to dazzle the crowd

with our magic act.

- ARTHUR: [squealing]

- [laughs] I love magic.

I happen to dabble a little, myself.

[groans]

- [gasps] You threw up cards!

- Ooh, do you have any tricks you can show me?

- Sure. As you all can see, this cup has soda in it.

- ALL: Mm-hmm.

- Now, Arthur will tap the cup with his wand

and make the soda disappear.

Come here, Arthur.

- CLARK AND DEL: [yelp]

- Arthur, you're supposed to tap the cup,

not knock it over!

- In a way, he did make it disappear, the cup's empty.

- Come on, Arthur, we better go practice.

- Okay, well, uh, you guys wanted to help,

who wants to mop this mess up?

- Ooh! Me, me! - What?

You never seem that excited to mop at home.

- You're not giving me and employee discount.

- [chuckles] Neither am I. - [groans]

- It's noon, time to open!

- ♪

- IVY: Doggsie! - [cheering]

- ♪ Go Doggsie, go Doggsie - Yeah!

- ALL: [gasp]

- Doggsie. - Doggsie! Oh, no!

- Are you okay?! - DOGGSIE: [whimpers]

- Come on up, boy. Shh, it's gonna be okay.

- ♪

- Where are you going?

- I have to take him to the vet--I mean, hospital.

- What are we supposed to do? - Don't worry.

Becky and Steve will be here in a minute.

- [phone ringing]

- Uh, Doggsie's phone, this is Stuart speaking.

Oh! Hey, Becky!

You're not coming in?!

Ivy! She's running off to get married.

Hopefully Steve can handle everything. Uh-huh.

Oh, you're marrying Steve. Uh-oh.

Nobody's coming to help us! - What do we do?!

- I guess we work at Doggsie's now?

- ♪

- LEWIS: Not good. Man.

- Okay, this is no time to panic.

How hard can it be to run a restaurant?

- I'll work the register. - I'll help you take orders

and get people their food.

- Me and my dad can cook, we know the Doggsie's menu

inside and out. - Mm-hmm.

Let's do it for Liz, let's do it for the troops,

and let's do it for Doggsie!

- Everybody in. - On three. One, two--

- Charity! - Doggsie's!

- Fundraiser!

- Hey. What's in here?

[gasps] [screams] No way! No way!

- What is it? An extra Doggsie suit!

- No. Don't touch. We are not worthy.

Let's get cooking. - Okay.

It looks like you put the hot dogs in here.

- [machine whirring]

- Then, they come out here, cooked and looking all pretty.

- Now, we put 'em in buns.

- Then, we put on whatever toppings people ask for.

We should probably taste these,

just to make sure they taste okay.

- Makes sense to me.

- That's two hot dogs with just mustard for you.

And three Hot Diggity Dogs, two with extra relish

and no onions for you.

- Okay, your total is $4,673.

Wait. That can't be right.

- Hey, how's it going out here? Where are those orders?

- Here's one.

- I think I got it working.

- [machine screeching] - Nope.

- Where's Doggsie? You said Doggsie was going to be here.

- Sorry, buddy, Doggsie fell and got a little owie.

- Doggsie got hurt?! - No! Doggsie's gonna be fine,

he's just at the hospital right now.

- The hospital?!

- Hey, little bud, don't worry.

I have a feeling Doggsie's gonna be here real soon.

- Can't get the stupid register open.

I assure you I was employee of the month three times.

At Bumpy's Burgers.

- ♪

- Here. - Alright.

Two plain hot dogs with mustard only? Easy.

What are you doing?

- Going undercover on a special mission.

- You mean you're gonna-- - That's right, son.

- You're gonna be Doggsie! - I'm gonna be Doggsie!

I'm gonna go put this on,

your mom will never believe this.

- Got a few more orders for ya. - Alright.

Three Hot Diggity Dogs, excellent choice.

Two with extra cheese sauce-- oh, my favorite--

one with extra relish and no onions--Oh. To each his own.

- Are you gonna make the hot dogs

or just talk about them?

- Oh, right, I'm on it.

Two Dingle Dogs with sauerkraut?

Ugh, what's wrong with people?!

- I am The Amazing Leaf, and this is The Amazing Arthur.

For my first trick, I will need a cell phone.

Any volunteers?

This one will do, thank you.

Now, I'm going to smash your phone

into a whole bunch of pieces.

- ALL: [gasp]

- Don't worry.

The Amazing Arthur will wave his magic wand.

Here you go, Arthur.

And I will say the magic words: Abracadabra!

And here's your phone, good as new.

- [applause] - Okay, very funny.

This is a fake phone.

- Oh, I see what I did wrong.

I was supposed to break the fake phone.

- Okay, your change is $2,

can you just grab that off the top?

It's right there.

Sorry, couldn't get the register open.

Okay, I gotta put this somewhere safe.

- Who had the everything dog with cheese sauce?

- Dude, I ordered like 20 minutes before that dude

and the only thing I've gotten is hungry!

- Sorry for the delay.

While you wait, please enjoy a complementary mustard packet.

- Hot!

Ivy, I'm making the hot dogs as fast as I can,

but people keep ordering more, and every order is different!

Oh, one guy ordered an Everything Dog

with no mustard, relish, or cheese sauce.

Do they not understand what the word 'everything' means?!

- Stuart, you need to calm down and focus. We can do this!

Now, let's get these people their food.

What am I looking at?

- Um, that's an Original Doggsie Dog.

Those three are Everything Dogs with everything on them.

That's a Cheese Dog, I think that's a Dingle Dog,

but I don't know which one is spicy.

- LEWIS: Ivy! Hurry!

- I'll just give them both.

Thank you for all being patient.

- Although some of you are not.

- I have most of your orders and there's a good chance

that a few of them are correct.

- [phone ringing]

- Del? - Sorry I had to run out.

The doctor is still with Doggsie,

his neck is sore and he sprained his left paw--

I mean, wrist. How's it going over there?

- It's crowded and we're here alone because Becky and Steve

ran off and got married.

- Aw, they did? Aw, they are such a cute couple.

Wait! Who's running things?

- We are. Kinda. Any chance you're coming back soon?

- We'll be right there. Doggsie, here, boy!

- Ivy, what happened to the bag that was right here?

- I probably handed it out with the other bags of food?

- That wasn't a food bag, it had all the money in it.

- Why didn't you tell me you put the money in a bag?!

- I'm telling you now! - All of our money is missing?!

- Dad? I accidentally handcuffed myself to Arthur.

I can't find the key.

Also, I have to buy this lady a new phone.

- We have a problem!

I knocked all the hot dogs on the floor

and I have to start over!

- ♪

- Mommy, look, it's Doggsie!

- ♪

- CLARK: Guys, it's me! I'm saving the day!

- ♪

- I love Arthur,

but I really don't wanna be handcuffed to him.

Can you help me find the key?

- Let me get this straight, we lost all the money we raised

to buy stuff for all the care packages?

- We lost all the money, period, if we don't find that bag,

we're gonna actually owe Doggsie's.

- It hasn't been gone that long, somebody here must have it.

- Sorry! - Easy. Just making sure.

Ah...

Just wanna make sure you got the right order.

- I didn't. - Great, just making sure.

- Oops, I thought that was my bag.

- Dad, I-- - Sorry, son,

I have one thing to do real quick.

- No, but I-- - I promise I'll help you

in just a minute.

- Dude, what's the deal?

- Just trying to help you unpack your food.

You're welcome.

- CLARK: Look! I see the key!

Woof.

Woof.

- Hey! Doggsie goes through the doggy door.

- CLARK: Woof, woof, woof-woof.

Here's your key. - Thanks, Uncle Clark.

I mean, Uncle Doggsie.

- Here you go, you're no longer handcuffed to a pig.

At least we got one problem solved.

- Great, but that's not what I was trying to tell you.

I grabbed some food for me and Arthur,

and when I opened the bag, it was full of money!

- What did you do with the bag?! - It's in my hat.

- The hat is empty. - Or is it?

Abracadabra.

- The money! It's the money!

- Hey, Arthur, it worked.

- CLARK: Uh, guys, I'm stuck!

- Leaf, help your uncle.

- BOTH: [grunting]

- [screams]

- No, it's still me, it's Doggsie. Woof.

Woof, woof, woof, woof.

- Yeap, that's all hot dog.

- I found the money, Leaf had it.

- Great. - What a relief.

- Now we just have to figure out how to feed

all these people, we can't make the food fast enough.

- And it's impossible to get all the orders right.

- [gasps] I have an idea to save Operation Care Package.

I call it Operation Save Operation Care Package.

Listen up, everybody, new plan.

After you pay my uncle for your hot dogs,

come right over here and pick them up.

- Then you put on your own toppings,

have as much cheese sauce as you want, no extra charge!

- [cheering]

- Having the customers serve themselves?

There's no way to mess up the orders now.

You're a genius.

- What do you say we speed this thing up even more?

The faster we make hot dogs... - The faster we make money.

- [machine whirring]

- Guys, a little help?

- [machine overloading]

- [grunting]

- Wow, you're really stuffed.

- Try to suck in your buns.

- Dad, relax, relax.

- MACHINE VOICE: Warning. System overload.

- [alarm ringing] - MACHINE VOICE: Warning.

System-- - [steam explosion]

- [indistinct yelling]

- That is what I call fast food.

- Um, Stuart, I think you might've made

the hot dog machine go a little too fast.

- That would appear to be the case.

Wait here, Dad.

- I have no choice!

- [machine whirring]

- I can't stop it! - Try to save the hot dogs!

- Free hot dogs, everybody!

And if you catch it, you can keep it.

- [explosion]

- And you're all getting cheese sauce,

whether you like it or not!

- What is going on here?!

[groans]

- Have a Doggsie day?

- ♪

- And Del said since he left us alone at the store,

everything that happened was totally his fault.

- Yeah, he even donated 495 extra hot dogs

to send to you guys.

Okay, it was 500, but we got hungry.

- LIZ: Thanks for sending the pawtograph

and thank you for everything. Love you.

- Love you, Mom! - Miss you!

It's in the poem.

- This is great.

Now all the troops can feel as special as my mom.

- Yeah, I'd say Operation Care Package

was officially a success.

I even managed to get most of the cheese sauce

out of my hair.

- Hey, has anybody seen Arthur?

- ARTHUR: [snorting]

- There he is.

- [snorts] - Aw, he ate my soap.

- [laughing]

- ♪

- ♪

♪ Wee!

♪

♪ Hey!

♪

♪ Wee! ♪

- ♪

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