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- ♪
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- It was a moonlit night
when I was picking flowers
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for Mother.
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But then, I was locked
in a cottage by a witch!
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- Cut, cut, cut.
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Stuart,
I love what you're doing,
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the rustling the branches made
you seem like a real tree.
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- Oh, I just had an itch,
but thanks.
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- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Ivy, I love what you're doing,
but you're the star of the play,
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and this is the opening line,
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you've gotta do something
more dramatic
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to grab the audience.
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Like, what if your character
walks out on stage...and dies?
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- It's the first line
of the play,
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I kinda have to be alive
for the rest of the show.
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- So then your character
can come back to life...
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as a zombie!
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[babbling]
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- Excuse me, hi!
Who are you?
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- This is my little brother,
Leaf, don't mind him.
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- I'm just trying to give
Ivy some pointers
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to jazz up the beginning
of the show.
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- Well, I am the director
of this humble theater,
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so I'll do the jazzing up.
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- [chuckles] Actually,
I'm a director, too.
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I don't like to name-drop,
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but I do all the Arthur the Pig
videos.
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You may be familiar
with his action-adventure film
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"Ham on a Lam."
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- I am not familiar.
- Hmm.
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- Nor do I intend
to ever become so.
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- Guys, this is the first
theater performance
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Ivy Cares has ever done,
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and I really want it
to be great,
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so can we get
back to rehearsing?
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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- And I'm happy to help out,
but I don't even have a line,
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do I really need to be
in full costume for rehearsal?
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- No, you don't need to be.
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You must be!
- Ooh.
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- Thanks to Ivy Cares,
this play will pay
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for the children's theater
program.
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So everything,
from the lead to the trees
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must be sublime.
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Everything sublime,
everything sublime. Action.
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- But then...I was locked
in a cottage...by a witch!
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- Cut!
- I call cut! Cut!
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Why are we calling cut?
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- I noticed you haven't
cast a witch yet.
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- Well, the witch is just
a metaphor
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for the maiden's
fear of the unknown.
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- Uh-huh.
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Or, you could get someone
famous to play the witch.
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- Ooh, I've always wanted
to work with a celebrity.
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- Who were you thinking?
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"Bey-onc-aye"? Lady "Ga-Ga"?
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- Better.
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- He's magnificent!
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- Great, so how much
will he get paid?
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- Uh, this is
a charity performance,
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no one's getting paid.
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- Ooh, this is embarrassing
but--
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- ARTHUR: [snorts]
- --Arthur just remembered
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he's...busy.
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- ♪
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- Hey, Dad, here's your tickets
for our play.
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Thanks for helping Ivy Cares
support the children's theater.
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- Hey, I hope these tickets
come with sunglasses,
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'cause my baby's star is gonna
shine too bright.
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- Oh, and wait until you see
Stuart as a tree.
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- I'm supposed to be an elm,
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but I'm kinda
playing it like a maple.
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- Good choice, can't wait
to see you kids on stage.
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- Ooh!
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Your face is a cookie.
- Well, I'm passing those out
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as part of my campaign for
neighborhood watch captain.
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- Oh.
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[spits]
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Ugh, there are raisins in these.
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- What else would you put in
a sugarless whole wheat cookie?
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- Are you even legally allowed
to call this a cookie?
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- Well, I made a bunch
of other stuff, too.
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Pens, stickers,
even made a campaign video.
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Check it out.
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Oh! Hey, there.
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It's your neighbor, Lewis.
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Some of you may recognize me
as last year's
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corn chowder cook-off winner.
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I believe a watch captain
should always be watching.
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No crime here.
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Although someone needs
to trim their hedges...
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Mr. Needleman.
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And remember.
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Who's that guy
looking in your window?
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It's me. Lewis.
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What do you think, kids?
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Do you like it
or do you love it?
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- Are those the only
two choices?
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- Hey, kids, guess who's running
for neighborhood watch captain?
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I'll give you a hint, it's me.
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- You? Please.
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Only thing you ever ran for
is the ice cream truck.
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- That's his favorite exercise.
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- And you're only running
because I am.
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Why do you always copy me?
- That's not true.
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You're the one
who's always copying me.
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Like that time I got chickenpox,
and you just had
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to get chickenpox too.
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- I didn't want the chickenpox,
you gave 'em to me.
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And what makes you think
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you'll be a great
watch captain, anyway?
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- Glad you asked.
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It's right here
in my campaign video.
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Oh, hello.
[chuckles]
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I'm Clark, and I'm the candidate
for neighborhood watch captain
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that you can trust.
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But what about my opponent,
Lewis?
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He claims to watch
the neighborhood,
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but what's he really doing
at 3 a.m.?
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Sleeping?
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And how's Lewis gonna watch
your house during the day,
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when he's constantly leaving
the neighborhood to go to work?
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As your neighborhood
watch captain,
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I promise to never go to work.
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Why vote for me? [chuckles]
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Because I'm not Lewis.
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This ad for Clark brought to you
by Clark,
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paid by Lewis's credit card.
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- Seriously, Clark?
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- Hey, it's not personal,
it's politics.
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- What's all this talk
about crime?
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Should we be worried?
- We're perfectly safe.
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We're just taking some extra
precautions to make sure
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everything stays that way.
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That's why when
I'm watch captain,
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I'll make sure every home
has a security system.
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- Actually,
when I'm watch captain,
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I wanna do the same thing,
'cause that's a great idea.
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- Huh, aren't home security
systems expensive?
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- Yes, but you can't put
a price tag on peace of mind.
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- Or can you?
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- Ooh, face cookies.
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[spits]
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Ugh, raisins?
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Another reason
not to vote for Lewis.
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- ♪
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- Are you kidding?!
- DIRECTOR: I don't kid, Ivy.
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Our play is officially
sold out.
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- That's so great!
- It's not great.
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It's magnificent.
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- Stuart, did you hear all that?
- Ooh, careful where you step.
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I'm working on my new
home security system.
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- Wow, I should've known
something was up
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when you got that inventing
look in your eyes
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and kept saying,
"I'm gonna be rich."
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- I only say that because...
I'm gonna be rich.
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And do you know what sets
my security system
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apart from the competition?
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- It was designed
by a 12-year-old
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who knows nothing about
security systems?
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- That, and most
systems are designed
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to keep robbers out,
but mine traps robbers in.
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- Smart, so that way
they get caught
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before they can rob anyone else.
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- Exactly,
and the best part is
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you can operate it
all on your phone.
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- Look what your uncle Clark
did to my campaign poster.
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- "Vote for Lewis's
brother, Clark"?
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- Dad, you actually look
cool with a pointy beard.
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You should grow one.
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- But you should keep
your teeth.
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- Wait, don't step--
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--there.
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- [laughing] Lewis, you look
ridiculous in that net.
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Hey! Why are there nets
falling on everybody?
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- [laughs]
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- Sorry, just testing out
my new security system.
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- Well, it works.
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- ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, wee!
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♪
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♪ Hey, hey, wee! ♪
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- ♪
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- Stuart, why aren't you
getting ready for the play?!
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- Uh, because the play doesn't
start for three hours?
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- Wrong, two hours
and 59 minutes.
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So, chop chop!
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Sorry, I'm just really excited.
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I wanna get there early to make
sure everything goes perfectly.
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- I get it,
I know how important
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this Ivy Cares
theater fundraiser is to you.
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- Fundraiser's great, but also,
I'm the star of the play!
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- [laughs] I'll be ready
in one sec,
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I just need to finish
programming the master remote
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and my security system
will be complete.
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- Great, I'm just gonna practice
my first line.
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Tell me which one of these
you like the best.
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It was a moonlit night.
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It "was" a moonlight night!
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It was a "moonlit" night!
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- They all...sound good.
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And I finished,
so we can go now. Chop-chop!
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- Is everyone ready to go?
- Ha! Absolutely.
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Can't wait to see my baby
in the...starring role.
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- Yeah, and Stuart as the tree.
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Someone has to represent
the foliage.
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- ARTHUR: [squeals]
- Arthur's excited, too.
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He loves the theater.
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Ivy, I've been thinking of ways
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to make your opening line
more dramatic.
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Question.
Can you water ski?
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- Not in these shoes.
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Alright, let's get going.
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- Ooh, since we're all going
to be out of the house,
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this is the perfect time
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to do a test run
on my new security system.
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- SYSTEM VOICE: The system will
activate in three, two, one.
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- Why are there bars
on the window?
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- Why is this door blocked off?
- Stuart, what's happening?
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- Okay! You're asking
some good questions,
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and I have the answer
to all of them, which is...
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I think we're trapped.
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- SYSTEM VOICE: Ah!
Gotcha, robber! You're trapped!
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- Yep, definitely trapped.
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- The security system thinks
we're the robbers.
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- I know what happened,
I only gave us three seconds
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to get out of the house before
the motion sensors went on,
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turns out that is
not enough time! [laughs]
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And this is why you do a test.
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- And why did you even put bars
in front of the laundry room?
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- To keep robbers from escaping
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through the hallway
or the garage.
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And to keep them
from doing laundry.
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- Hey, maybe we can still get
out the front door.
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- Oh, yeah. Come on, come on.
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- Please be open,
please be open, please be open.
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It's not open.
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- Guys, all the windows
and doors are blocked off,
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there's no way out.
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- You invented the security
system, turn it off.
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- Well, I can't,
because our phones don't work.
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See?
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I designed the system to jam
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all phone signals
inside the house,
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so the burglars couldn't call
their burglar friends for help.
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- Pretty smart,
good thinking, son.
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- Yeah, if you're trapping
burglars and not your family.
249
00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:15,931
- Not smart.
What were you thinking, son?!
250
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:19,758
- Wait! There's an emergency
off-switch on the master remote.
251
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,758
- You mean the one you showed me
in the garage,
252
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:23,689
which we have no way
of getting to?
253
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,379
- Yeah, that's the one.
254
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:29,482
- So we're stuck here? Forever?!
255
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:32,068
Breathe, Arthur, breathe.
256
00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:35,724
- We can't miss the play.
- I know, you're the star.
257
00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:38,103
- No, Stuart, this play
was supposed to pay
258
00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,827
for the entire
children's theater program!
259
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:44,793
But, yes,
I also happen to be the star.
260
00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,620
- Don't worry, when
an alarm system goes off,
261
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,931
it alerts emergency services.
262
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,068
Once they get here,
they'll be able to help us out.
263
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:53,689
- Right, alerting
emergency services...
264
00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:56,000
is a function
that I did not add.
265
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:02,137
- Yes, Ivy and Tree Number One
are late,
266
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,310
but there's no need to panic.
267
00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:08,000
Because I'm sure they're--
straight to voicemail...again.
268
00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:11,000
And we're panicking,
269
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:13,344
we're panicking,
we're panicking.
270
00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:15,241
We're panicking!
271
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,413
- Clark!
272
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,137
Will you please help me?
- No!
273
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:32,482
We need to accept the fact
that we're trapped here forever
274
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:35,310
and start rationing out our food
in order to survive.
275
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:36,724
Now, the way I see it,
276
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:39,137
we each get
eight Penguin Puffs a day.
277
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,793
- You're being ridiculous,
Clark.
278
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,793
We're not rationing out food.
279
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:45,000
- You're right, every man
for himself.
280
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,379
- I meant we're not gonna
be here that long.
281
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:02,172
- We're never gonna
get out of here.
282
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,344
- What about the secret
passageway?
283
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:06,862
- There's a secret passageway?!
- How would I know?
284
00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:08,413
It's a secret.
285
00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:12,724
- Stuart, look, the chimney.
286
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,310
- Yeah! The chimney
doesn't have any bars,
287
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:17,103
and it leads straight out
of the house.
288
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,793
- Oh, I get it, we wait
for Santa Claus to come
289
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,551
at Christmastime,
and then he breaks us out!
290
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:25,137
Santa's the best!
291
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,000
- I'm not waiting for Santa.
292
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:33,965
If the chimney is big enough,
my dad can climb up
293
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,034
and get us out of here.
294
00:14:35,137 --> 00:14:36,137
- Just in time, too,
295
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,206
the play's supposed
to start soon.
296
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:44,034
- [grunts] Huh, I see something
moving. Santa?
297
00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,689
- [bat squeaking]
- Whoa!
298
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,206
- ALL: [screaming]
299
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:51,758
- ARTHUR: [squealing]
300
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,689
- If you have to take
one of us, take me!
301
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,793
Arthur must live!
302
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,896
- Ivy, get the bat out of here!
303
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,931
- Aren't you gonna help?
- Here, help me.
304
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:06,965
- Shoo, bat! Shoo, bat!
Shoo, bat! Shoo, bat! Shoo!
305
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,413
This whole day
has been a disaster.
306
00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,000
- On the bright side,
307
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:16,517
at least we got
the bat out of here.
308
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,896
- There's a bat! [screaming]
309
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,413
- [bat squeaking]
310
00:15:21,413 --> 00:15:24,000
- ♪
311
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,655
- ♪
312
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:31,448
- I don't know how much longer
I can go without food and water.
313
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,275
Is the bat still in the kitchen?
314
00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:35,482
- We literally just
got it in there.
315
00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:40,344
- And didn't you just eat
an entire box of Penguin Puffs?
316
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:43,310
- That was minutes ago.
317
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,344
Ugh, I'm still hungry.
318
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,758
I'm going in.
319
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,310
- Uh...
- I wouldn't--I wouldn't--Dad--
320
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:52,827
- [bat squeaks]
321
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,862
- The bat found a way out!
- That's it!
322
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:59,068
If a bat can fit through
the bars, then so can Arthur!
323
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,931
- Luckily,
he's been working out lately.
324
00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:09,827
- Okay, so the plan is we use
this camera and microphone
325
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:12,068
to guide Arthur into the garage.
326
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,241
All he has to do is push the off
button on my master remote,
327
00:16:15,344 --> 00:16:16,724
and we're saved.
328
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:18,551
- Do you think he'll be
able to do it?
329
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:22,379
- Puh-lease, Arthur's been
trained to hang-glide, surf,
330
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,137
and conduct an orchestra,
I think he can push a button.
331
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,206
- He also confuses my shoe
for a litter box.
332
00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:34,172
- Well, our lives are now
in the hooves
333
00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:36,241
of a three-pound farm animal.
334
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,172
- [snorting]
335
00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:44,551
- He made it into the garage!
- Great job, Arthur.
336
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,034
- [snorting]
337
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,896
- That's Arthur's friend, Sally.
338
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,206
- [snorting]
339
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,551
- Maybe they're more
than just friends.
340
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:57,862
Go find the remote, Arthur.
341
00:16:57,965 --> 00:17:00,310
- [snorting]
342
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,172
- LEAF: Not that one.
343
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:05,931
- I think I left it
on the table.
344
00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:09,310
Go to the table, Arthur.
345
00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:10,413
Come on, buddy.
346
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:12,344
- IVY: Please.
- LEAF: Come on, hurry up.
347
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,517
- STUART: Now, over there
to your left.
348
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,758
- IVY: Which one is it?
349
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,931
- The one with
the big red button.
350
00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:19,620
- [snorting]
351
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:27,517
- ♪
352
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,103
- STUART: Not that one.
353
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:31,413
- LEAF: Push the red one!
- IVY: Not that one!
354
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,413
- [indistinct talking]
355
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:35,482
- IVY: Not that one!
The red one!
356
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:41,103
- [indistinct talking]
357
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:42,689
- STUART: Yes, that one.
358
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,620
- [toilet flushs]
359
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,413
- That's the one, Arthur!
360
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:50,896
- SYSTEM VOICE:
System deactivated.
361
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,793
- Yeah! We did it! Good job!
- ALL: [cheering]
362
00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:57,896
- We're free! Free!
363
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,827
- Okay, now we gotta
get to the theater.
364
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:01,758
- [phones dinging]
365
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,344
- Ooh, my phone's
working again.
366
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,000
I got a bunch of text messages.
367
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:09,275
The neighborhood watch
election results are in.
368
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,620
Our new neighborhood
watch captain is...
369
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:15,172
Clark.
- Ha! I won!
370
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,517
♪ I won! I won!
371
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,137
In your face, Lewis.
372
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,482
- Congrats, now, can we go?
373
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:27,068
- "Congratulations, Clark,
on being elected watch captain.
374
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,206
We'll see you
at our weekly meetings."
375
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,862
Wait, weekly meetings?!
376
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,103
- What did you expect?
377
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,379
- I thought I'd be like
a local celebrity.
378
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,344
But...meet every week
and do a bunch of stuff?
379
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:42,724
Pfft, pass.
Lewis, you can be watch captain.
380
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:45,793
- Ha!
♪ I won, I won
381
00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:49,103
In your...face, Clark!
382
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,344
- Okay, we gotta go,
the play starts in six minutes.
383
00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:56,103
If we hurry, we might be able
to get there on time.
384
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,310
- Okay,
I set the security system
385
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,172
to give us more time to exit.
386
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:03,551
- SYSTEM VOICE: The system
will activate in...one.
387
00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:08,137
- Oops, I turned it
the wrong way.
388
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,724
Arthur, will you push
the button again, please?
389
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:14,793
- [toilet flushing]
390
00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:19,586
- Nope, the red button.
391
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:28,517
- ♪
392
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:31,482
- Okay, we have just under
five minutes to get to the play.
393
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:34,137
- If we're gonna make it,
we've gotta drive really fast.
394
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,482
- Arthur can drive,
he once played a race car driver
395
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,068
in one of my movies.
396
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:41,137
- I'll drive,
nobody's faster than me.
397
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:44,896
I've gotten 15 speeding tickets
this year.
398
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,965
- And that's exactly why
I'll be driving.
399
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,310
- Okay, let's go!
400
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,137
Four minutes, let's go!
401
00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,000
- Okay, I'll get us right there.
402
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,275
Everyone,
check your seatbelts.
403
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,896
And let me adjust my mirrors.
- [groans]
404
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,758
- And make sure
my blinkers are working.
405
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:08,034
- Ugh!
- Left. Right.
406
00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:10,344
- [groaning]
- Let's go!
407
00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:12,137
- Are you sure Arthur
can't drive?
408
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:15,551
- I mean, he's right here.
- Here we go. Hang on, everyone.
409
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:24,586
- ♪ Ivy...where are you?
410
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:28,034
♪ Ivy
411
00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:37,103
- KIDS: Go faster! Go faster!
- [cars honking]
412
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,068
- The speed limit
is 35 miles per hour.
413
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,448
- Then why are you going 15?!
414
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:44,310
- Dad! A guy on a skateboard
just passed us!
415
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,793
- The play starts in one minute,
we're not gonna make it!
416
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,275
- Yes, we will, the theater
is right down the road.
417
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:52,862
- Just drop us off at the
backstage door and we'll run in.
418
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:56,586
- It's right there! Go, go!
- Come on! You gotta go faster!
419
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,689
- Go faster!
- Everyone, stop yelling! Okay?!
420
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:02,034
- You drive like an old person!
- Stop yelling!
421
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,482
Before you make me--
422
00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:06,241
- ALL: [screaming]
423
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:07,827
- [tires screeching]
424
00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:10,034
- [wall bursting]
425
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:20,310
- Now that
was a dramatic entrance.
426
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,379
- My car!
- Should've let me drive.
427
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,172
- Maybe they didn't notice.
428
00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:36,793
Oh, and, by the way,
I'm a tree.
429
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:41,862
- It was a moonlit night
430
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,034
when I was picking flowers
for mother,
431
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:48,000
but then I was locked
in a cottage by a witch!
432
00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:49,862
- Magnificent!
433
00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:52,413
- [applause]
434
00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:54,862
- Brava, brava.
- You're a star.
435
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:59,344
- [applause]
436
00:22:04,862 --> 00:22:08,689
- ♪
437
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:15,620
- ♪
438
00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:20,551
♪ Wee!
439
00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:26,551
♪
440
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:27,620
♪ Hey!
441
00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:33,689
♪
442
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:37,758
♪ Wee! ♪
443
00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:40,275
- ♪
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