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- ♪

- I love family movie night. - Yep.

Cuddling on the couch just the three of us.

- Oh, well, the three of us

and the entire battalion behind me in the mess hall.

They say hi.

- Sssh. Detective McMannis is about to say who the thief is.

- It's gotta be the bank manager.

- No, it's the security guard.

- It's the tuba player. It's always the tuba player.

- DETECTIVE: After analyzing all the evidence,

I am 100% certain that the person

who stole the paintings is...

- ♪

- [TV shuts off] - Hey!

- What happened to the TV? - Oh, it turned off.

- Arthur! - Turn it back on!

Turn it back on!

- [TV turns on]

- WOMAN: Detective McMannis, I can't believe the thief

is the person you said it was.

- DETECTIVE: I know, it was really shocking and unexpected.

- ♪

- "The end"?

Oh, we missed it. - Thanks, Arthur.

And I don't mean "thanks" in a good way.

I mean "thanks" like "I'm mad at you."

- Clark, give the pig a break.

We can watch another movie this weekend.

- We're going camping with Ivy and the whole family

this weekend, remember?

- Oh, you guys are roughing it, huh?

- Yep, I have a luxury tent, cashmere sleeping bag,

and an inflatable massage chair.

Just the necessities.

- Oh, and I invented a whole bunch of camping gadgets.

Check out the off-road version of my mobile mini-fridge.

- ♪

- It not only keeps your food cold,

it scares bears away.

- [growls] - Ahh!

- Oh, I could use that over here to keep everybody away from

the care package you just sent me from Doggsie's.

Aw, one of these days

we'll be able to eat at Doggsie's together.

- So when will you be home, Mom?

- It's gonna be a while.

I'm not on leave for at least a few months.

- ♪

- So, I'll be there this Friday!

- Yeah!

- And Stuart and Uncle Clark have no idea.

I usually don't lie, but this is for a good cause.

- Well, thank you for helping me keep this secret.

They're gonna be so surprised.

- It hasn't been easy.

You have no idea how many times

I've had to keep Arthur from squealing.

- [laughs] Hey, do you need directions to the campsite?

- Just the coordinates.

A friend's helping me arrange a helicopter flyover,

and I'm gonna parachute down right into your campsite.

- Parachuting?

Maybe I need to step up my game.

When I come home from a work trip,

I just walk through the door.

- This is gonna be the best surprise ever!

I can't wait to see the look

on Stuart and Uncle Clark's faces.

- Hey, guys. - What are you guys up to?

- Nothing!

- [splat]

- O...kay.

- You could have just hung up.

- ♪

- It was hard, but I think I got everything in there.

- Hey, do we really need eight kinds of repellant?

I mean, cheetah repellant?

We don't even have cheetahs in Oregon.

- And I intend to keep it that way.

- [mist spraying]

- Wait, you still have to pack Arthur's bag.

- ARTHUR: [squeals]

- That's a lot of stuff for such a little pig.

- He has a lot of outfit options.

What if he meets someone special?

- Hope you saved some room for my recycling bin.

- What? We're not taking that with us.

- We have to. I'm gonna do

an Ivy Cares segment on eco-friendly camping.

We have to leave the campsite as clean as we found it.

- Oh, don't worry. Your dad's gonna leave it even cleaner,

because he packed a vacuum in there.

- Maybe me and Arthur can ride with Stuart

in Uncle Clark's car.

When he drives, it's like you're on a roller coaster.

Whoo-hoo!

- Don't exaggerate.

Uncle Clark is not that bad a driver.

- Bad news!

A tree just came out of nowhere and hit my car!

- So you drove into a tree.

- Luckily, my massage chair survived the crash.

- But now we don't have a working car.

So we can't go camping.

- Oh no!

You guys have to go camping with us!

Because...you have to!

- You seem really stressed out.

Here, sit in my massage chair.

Actually, me first.

- [chair humming]

- ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, whee

♪

♪ Hey, hey, whee ♪

- ♪

- You guys have to go camping with us.

- Yeah, we're really looking forward to spending

the weekend with the whole family.

- Exactly, the whole family.

The whole family.

- We wanna go, but how?

- We could all go in our car.

- But how are we all gonna fit in there?

- We'll just take out some of the stuff we don't need.

Like these life jackets.

We're not even camping near water.

- Two words for you: flash flood.

But, okay, we can all just risk our lives

and make room for everybody.

- Then I guess we're going camping.

- ALL: Yeah!

- The whole family's gonna have so much fun.

The whole fam--

- ♪

- Alright, here we are. The great outdoors.

- What should we do first?

- Well, according to my agenda, we start with a brief

45-minute safety presentation.

- BOTH: [groans] - Or...

maybe we could do something not on the agenda.

You know, like something fun.

- Safety is fun.

- We could have played ping pong,

but somebody told me not to bring the ping pong table.

- How 'bout we get a snack?

I'm pretty hungry.

- Great idea. - Yeah.

- Um, looks like we only brought one of the coolers.

- Uh, one of the coolers had the meat,

and the other one had the vegetables.

- IVY AND STUART: Please be the good one.

Please be the good one. Please be the good one.

- Ah! - Yes!

Jicama?

- So you're telling me we only have one tiny cooler

of vegetables for the entire weekend?

Which is plenty...

because jicama's very filling.

- Hey, I just unpacked everything,

and it looks like we only brought one tent.

- Not true, we also brought Arthur's tent.

- Well, if the tent we brought is mine,

it has two rooms and a walk-in closet, so we're fine.

- We didn't bring your tent. - This is terrible!

If I don't have my two-room tent,

my ping pong table, my massage chair,

and my portable flat-screen TV,

then what kind of camping trip is this?

- Don't worry, Uncle Clark. This is gonna be fun.

Just pretend you're at summer camp!

- Summer camp!

- BOTH: Uh, here we go.

- It's when the ghosts and the bears,

and not being able to go to the bathroom for two weeks,

summer camp was the worst experience of my life.

- Okay, this may not be the best time to mention this,

but it looks like we also left the sleeping bags at home.

- Arthur has his sleeping bag.

- Well, at least the pig has everything he needs.

- Uh, we don't need sleeping bags, it's fine.

We'll just gather up some leaves and moss,

and be one with nature. - Oh no.

I did not come camping to enjoy nature.

I say we cut our losses and head home.

- No, we're staying!

We have to stay!

- [clears throat]

- No one's going anywhere.

And no one's sleeping on the ground.

Introducing the amazing,

self-filling, mega air mattress!

- Wow. - Oh.

- Start small, but grows big enough for all.

- [air blowing]

- Uh, maybe that's too much air.

- [mattress pops]

- Okay, needs off switch.

- ♪

- And remember, Care Crew, eco-friendly camping

is all about using nature's resources.

For instance, instead of using a fork, you can use a stick.

And this has ants on it. Okay.

- I just wish we brought the bag with our clothes,

or, you know, the one with my jacket.

It's really starting to get cold out here.

- And we barely have any food.

♪ I'm already starving

- I'm hungry, too.

Arthur ate all the potato chips.

Quite hogging all the snacks!

- [oinking]

- Oh, I can't stay mad at that face.

- Guys, remember why we're here.

Aunt Liz will be parachuting in soon.

We just gotta stay positive.

- [groaning]

It's cold, I'm hungry, it's windy, and I'm bored,

I'm thirsty, it's buggy, I'm itchy,

can we please go home?

- What? But this is fun!

- Best camping trip ever.

- I am not cold at all. [nervous laughs]

- I didn't even notice the wind.

- [wind gushing]

- What wind?

- Oh, let's start the campfire,

because it's time to try out

Stuart's super-duper s'mores stick!

- Oooh. - Wow.

- It's extendable, and it's got a built-in heat sensor which

buzzes when your marshmallow's the perfect temperature.

- [stick beeping]

- This one has an off switch, right?

- Uh, uh, uh...ooh!

[groaning]

- [beeping stops]

- Yes, it does.

- Uh, small problem with the s'mores.

We don't have a way to make a fire,

or any of the ingredients for s'mores.

- ALL: [groans]

- Actually, I rummaged through the car earlier

and found some fun treats for us to eat.

A packet of saltines, some crumbled up granola bars,

half a lemon, and one old gummy bear.

- STUART, CLARK, LEAF: Oooh! I'll take the gummy bear.

I'll take the gummy bear. I'll take the gummy--

- [oinking]

- LEAF: No! - CLARK AND STUART: No!

[sighs]

- You know, I'm pretty beat.

Maybe we should just turn in.

- Uh, not yet.

Uh, let's all hang out...

for another...18 minutes!

- Yeah, why don't we all sing some campfire songs?

- Yeah! - Yeah, great idea.

- That's pretty cool. - Okay, I have a song.

I wrote it at summer camp when I was a kid.

[clears throat]

♪ Camping stinks, camping sticks ♪

♪ Camping stinks, camping stinks ♪

♪ Camping stinks - [phone vibrating]

- I'll be right back. - ♪ Camping stinks

♪ Camping stinks

- Aunt Liz? How close are you?

It's too windy to parachute in?

You're not coming? Uh!

- One more time!

- ALL: ♪ Camping stinks, camping stinks ♪

- ♪

- Seven people in a four-person tent

is no way to spend the night.

- Mom, Dad, I just talked to Aunt Liz again.

She ended up driving, and isn't that far.

Her ETA is 9:00.

- Okay, so we only have to stall

Clark and Stuart for another hour?

We can do that. No problem.

- Let's go! Time to go! Now! Now! Now!

- Ssssh! Arthur is sleeping.

And he likes to sleep in.

- ARTHUR: [oinks]

- Ugh! You woke him!

- Okay, let's go.

- Uh, what's the rush?

Let's eat breakfast first.

Hey, Stuart, what do you say

we go gather some food for breakfast?

- Let's do it!

I'm so hungry, I could even eat broccoli.

- We have some in the veggie cooler.

- It's just an expression, Ivy.

- ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

- Wow, we found a lot of berries.

- And a lot of trash.

I need to post about this.

Hey, Care Crew, never dump trash in the woods.

I mean...who would leave

a bag of half-eaten donuts out here?

- A hero, that's who!

You think it's green frosting or mold?

Mold.

- Just stick with the berries.

- How many more berries do we need?

- A lot more. Take your time.

Oh, it's almost nine.

Alright, that's enough berries. Let's head back to camp!

- [leaves rustling]

- IVY: Ssh. Do you hear that?

- It's a bear! Run!

- [leaves rustling]

- STUART: Forget the trash!

- Uh!

- Ivy and Stuart better hurry. It's almost nine.

- Hey, what's Doggsie doing here?

- [giggles] Special delivery for Clark and Stuart!

- Do I smell hot dogs?

- Doggsie?

Doggsie?

It's Doggsie! Doggsie here!

In the middle of the woods!

Oh! Oh!

Doggsie really is here!

- Surprise! It's me! - Ah!

Liz! Liz?

Liz is here!

Liz is here in the middle of the woods!

Ahh!

- [laughs]

- It really is Liz.

- LIZ AND CLARK: [laughs]

- That's right, Clark.

I'm really here.

- This is beautiful. [laughs]

Oh, my phone's dead.

- Dressing as Doggsie. Nice touch, Aunt Liz.

- It's so good to see you guys. [laughs]

- Welcome back. - [laughs]

Hi, oh.

Where's Stuart and Ivy?

- They went hiking.

- They should have been back by now.

- That's not good. Let me call them.

Oh no, my phone's dead, too.

- Oh no, and mine was in my purse,

which apparently we also forgot to pack.

- And I accidentally left my phone at Doggsie's

when I stopped to go pick all this stuff up.

- So there's no way to get in contact with the kids?

- Don't look at me. I asked for a phone,

but you said I was too young to have one.

Bet you feel pretty silly now.

- I think we lost the bear.

- I can't believe you kept stopping

to pick up all that trash.

- Well, the bear wasn't gonna do it.

How do we get back to the campsite?

Oh, I think I know.

It's that way. - It's that way.

- That way? - That way?

- I think we're lost.

- I know we're lost.

You know, because we have no idea where we are.

- We've been gone for a while.

Who knows how far we are from the campsite.

Let's call.

My phone's dead.

- I'm at ten percent.

Oh, but I'm not getting any reception here.

- What do we do?

- [leaves rustling]

- About being lost?

Or about the bear that's about to eat us?

- [leaves rustling]

- ♪

- [leaves rustling]

- If it's a brown bear, you're supposed to play dead.

If it's a black bear, you're supposed to wave your arms

and try to look bigger.

- And what do you do if the bear is a raccoon?

- A raccoon?

This whole time we were being chased by a raccoon?

Why did you say it was a bear?

- I don't know. We're in the woods.

I heard a rustling in the bushes.

- But you didn't see anything?

- Hey, some people's last words are,

"Is that a bear in the bushes?

Let me go double check to make sure."

And there goes our breakfast.

- We need to figure out how to get back to the campsite.

And soon!

This is a really terrible time to be lost!

- Is there a good time to be lost?

- I wish we could use the GPS on your phone.

But there's no signal.

- Well then...let's get a signal.

I'll take that.

- What are you doing?

- Saving the day.

- They should have been back by now.

- Ivy's never late.

- Stuart! Follow your nose to safety!

Liz, I promise, this was the first time I've ever

lost our son since you've been deployed.

- Don't worry, I'm a Marine.

I deal with stressful situations all the time.

My baby's lost!

[crying]

- Arthur can help find them!

He's a great tracking pig.

- ARTHUR: [squealing]

- Here, Arthur.

Smell that? It's Stuart's sock.

Okay, lead us to him.

- ARTHUR: [oinks]

- That was my sock.

- What if they've been trying to call us?

All our phones are dead.

- I got it.

This is where my military training comes in.

I know how to charge a phone in an emergency.

I just need some supplies.

Wow, you guys really didn't pack very well.

- CLARK, LEAF, CHARLOTTE, LEWIS: We know!

- There, I used the cans, foil wrappers, and a bunch of

other junk you picked up to make a satellite dish.

And my collapsible s'mores skewer

is the perfect antennae to boost our cell signal.

- Wow, you really think this will work?

- Let's find out.

- The citric acid from this lemon

combined with this foil...

can generate an electric charge

strong enough to make a phone call.

- Wow, you really think this is gonna work?

- Let's find out.

- [music plays from phone]

- Stuart's calling! It worked!

- Oh, give me! Stuart, are you okay?

- Hello? Hello, Dad?

- Oh, he can't hear me.

- STUART: Dad, if you can hear us, we're okay.

But we got chased by a bear that was really a raccoon,

and now we're lost.

- Forget the raccoon.

Our phone's almost dead, and we need to find--

- [phone beeps]

- Ah, we lost 'em!

- Well, at least we know they're okay.

- But how are we gonna find them?

- It's hopeless! They're lost forever!

There's nothing we can do!

- Uncle Clark, don't you have that app on your phone

that tells you where Stuart is?

- I told you guys there was a solution.

Oooh, I did it! There they are!

- Wow, that is far.

We have to get to them before their phone dies,

or we will never find them.

- They need to be rescued.

And I know just who to call for help.

- ♪

- MAN IN GAME: Hiya! Ah!

- Are you playing a game?

Your battery only has like three percent left!

We might need that. - Hey!

If this is the last thing I'm gonna do on my phone,

I'm at least gonna try to beat my high score.

- [helicopter whirring]

- Do you hear that?

- I can't hear anything over that helicopter!

- I'm talking about the helicopter!

It's a park ranger copter!

- Do you think they're coming for us?

- Well, they're stopping right above us,

and now there's someone leaning out and waving.

Now they're lowering a ladder with a park ranger on it.

Yes, I think they're coming for us!

- Yeah! We're saved!

- [helicopter whirring]

- You guys need a ride?

- Mom?

Mom! Mom! It's Mom!

Mom is here!

In the middle of the woods!

Oh! Mom is really here!

- Ooh, you are so much like your father.

- Yes, I got it! I recorded the whole thing.

Now, let me get in on this hug.

- Do you guys smell hot dogs?

- I brought this for you.

- I thought this moment couldn't get any better.

You really are the best mom ever.

- I missed you so much. - I missed you, too, Mom.

- ♪

- Oh, this is so good. - Mm.

- [laughing]

- It's so great to be here with my family.

My whole family.

- Told you this would be an awesome camping trip.

- [oinks]

- You were right.

I'm starting to like this camping thing.

What do you say we stay another night?

- Nope. - Nope, I'm good.

- [indistinct chatter]

- ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪

♪ Whee

♪

♪ Hey

♪

♪ Whee ♪

- ♪