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- ♪ Go, go, go

- I'm glad people donated so much

to the Ivy Cares toy drive.

- Hey, look, it's a Baby Sneeze-A-Lot.

Isn't she cute?

- [sneezes]

- Yeah, that's not cute.

- Hey, Ivy,

I got that Green Girl poster you asked me for.

- Thanks!

It's a birthday gift for Green Girl's biggest fan--Tessa.

She's on her way over to get it.

- You should sign it, you know, since Green Girl's based on you.

Wait, I created Green Girl.

I should sign it.

- Ivy!

- Tessa, hi.

[struggles] I forgot how strong you are.

- 'Cause I do karate.

Hi, Stuart.

- How 'bout we just shake hands?

Ooh, that's quite a grip... you got there.

- This is my daddy, but I call him Dad...

in front of big kids.

- Hi, big kids. Nice to meet you.

- Here's your Green Girl poster, Tessa.

- Thank you.

- It's signed by the author himself,

so it's pretty much priceless.

Enjoy.

- Ivy, Green Girl is my favorite superhero.

But you are my favorite people hero.

- You and Green Girl are pretty much all she talks about.

- [chuckles]

- Can Green Girl come to my birthday party on Saturday?

- Green Girl would love to be there.

- Shouldn't you call and ask her?

- I've already dialed Green Girl for you.

- Hi, Green Girl?

Sure, I'll hold.

She's fighting Garbage Ninjas. - [giggles]

- Hi, it's me, Ivy.

Can you come to Tessa's birthday party?

You will?

Great! [laughs]

- Yay!

I know Green Girl is really you, but I'm not sure my dad does.

See you Saturday.

- Thanks for getting Green Girl to come to the party.

- Wait!

You know, we can plan Tessa's whole birthday if you want.

- Really?

Ivy Cares does kids' birthday parties, too?

- Not that I know of.

- Well, Ivy Cares doesn't.

But my new business Stuart Cares...

About Parties does.

We can turn Tessa's party into a Green Girl extravaganza.

- Uh, let's do it.

Ivy, I'm glad Tessa picked such a good role model.

- Ah, that means so much to me.

It also puts a lot of pressure on me,

but it mainly means a lot.

- Hey, Leaf!

We've got a couple boxes of your old toys for Ivy's toy drive.

- Wait, you can't give my toys away.

- But you haven't played with them in years.

- I haven't sucked my thumbs in years either,

but I'm still keeping it.

- Well, I know this is hard, but how 'bout you go

through the boxes and pick out a couple of toys to save?

- But I wanna keep 'em all.

- Leaf's right, Lewis, you can't take his toys away.

- Well, these are just gathering dust when there's other kids

who have a lot less who can play with 'em.

- Yeah, stop being selfish, boy! People need these!

- ♪

- I'm so excited for this Green Girl party.

I hope Tessa likes it.

- Oh, she will.

We're taking this party to the next level.

At Stuart Cares About Parties, our motto is:

go big or go bigger.

- Bigger isn't always better.

- Sure it is.

Look at this balloon.

- [balloon pops] - [shrieks]

Don't look at this balloon.

- Maybe we should just do some simple, fun things for

seven-year-olds like Simon Says or the Hokey Pokey.

- Ivy, 7 is the new 12.

Kids expect more these days.

- Nice Green Girl swag.

- I asked Leaf to come check out our party plans.

- Yeah, because I know more about fun than anyone else

in this house, except Arthur.

Peep this.

- [upbeat music plays]

- That pig can party. So what you got?

- I made this Green Girl piñata.

- Uh, this is some fine craftsmanship.

- And it'll be next level...

when it's filled with maximum candy.

- Uh, that much candy won't fit into this piñata.

- [mumbles] How 'bout now?

- Not even close.

- [mumbles] How 'bout now?

- Guys, I wanna be a good role model for Tessa.

Why not fill the piñata up with healthy treats?

- [laughing]

Like broccoli and carrots?

- [fake laughing]

Yeah, broccoli and carrots. Who would want that?

- Anyway, the piñata filled with candy's just the beginning.

We've got a fountain filled with green chocolate.

A snow cone machine.

A karate lesson.

And the big finale...

Green Girl's exit in...

her alien space pod.

The real one's gonna be bigger.

- Ah, that makes more sense.

- ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪

♪ Hey, hey, whee ♪

- ♪

- Okay.

Green chocolate fountain. Check.

Green Girl's alien space pod for your big exit. Check.

Check from Tessa's dad. Check.

- [guitar plays]

- Hey, did you hire a fairy with a guitar?

- No.

But maybe when you throw a party this fun,

a fairy with a guitar just shows up.

- Hi, I'm Marigold, the Flower Fairy!

♪ Spreading hearts and joy to every girl and boy ♪

[giggles]

- Hi, I'm Green Girl.

♪ Saving the planet and stuff

- And I'm Stuart, who won't be singing.

- I so, so love both of your costumes.

- Oh. [laughs]

I'm not wearing one.

- Funny story.

I did Tessa's party last year.

Her dad booked me for this birthday months ago,

but it seems he forgot to cancel.

- Oh, so there was a mistake?

- There are no mistakes, only happy chances.

♪ To spread hearts and joy

[giggles]

- Oh, okay.

You do that every time.

- ♪

- [TV music plays]

- I love this show. "Man Lives with Crocodiles."

Why did they only make one episode?

- MAN ON TV: [screaming]

- Ooh, that's why.

- Hey, what's up, fellas?

Leaf, why haven't you gone through these old toys yet?

- Eh, we can just give 'em all away.

- What? You don't want any of 'em?

- I went through 'em, and you're right.

They're for little kids.

- Even Boo-Boo Bunny?

I remember when you couldn't even go to sleep

without snuggling with Boo-Boo?

- Lewis, the boy is over it.

Let it go.

Hey!

This was a hand-me-down from Stuart.

How can you even think about giving this away?

- I don't play with trains anymore.

- This isn't just a train.

This is Mr. Chug-A-Choo.

And the only place he's going is the Land of Imagination.

Chug, chug, chug.

- ♪

- So I guess we're both entertainment for the party?

- Don't worry, this is your show.

I'll just be over to the side face painting

and making balloon animals.

- Oh, thanks, Marigold.

- I'm just happy to be here.

And so is Rainbow, my invisible unicorn. [giggles]

- She seems nice.

- The fairy or the unicorn?

- Green Girl!

- Hi, Tessa! - Happy Birthday!

- Look, all my friends brought toys for your toy drive.

- That's amazing, Tessa.

Thank you.

- I'm so happy you're here.

- Great job, you two.

It's easy to see why Tessa looks up to you, Ivy.

I mean, Green Girl.

- Oh boy, Green Girl better bring it.

- Don't worry, she will.

Now get ready for your entrance.

And after you nail the landing, say something casual and cool

like, "That's right. It's me, Green Girl!"

- Okay. Let's do this.

- Welcome, kids...

to the greatest party of your lives!

And be sure to tell your parents that Stuart Cares About Parties

will take care of all your party planning needs.

Now, let's meet Tessa's favorite superhero.

- ♪

- KIDS: [cheers]

- Green Girl!

Whoa!

- KIDS: [gasps]

Oooh.

- ♪

- KIDS: [gasps]

- That's right, it's me!

Green Girl!

- ♪

- ♪

- Green Girl, are you okay?

I will be, as soon as my trusty sidekick helps me

get this flower pot off my foot.

- You have a sidekick?

Oh. [chuckles]

It's me.

- You know, kids.

♪ When the day just isn't going your way ♪

♪ What do you say?

♪ Let's do some face painting, hooray ♪♪

- KIDS: Yeah!

- That was awful.

- Yeah, her songs are not great.

- I was talking about me flying over the fence.

- Oh man, you really took off!

It was like aaah-ah-ah!

I mean...I'm sorry that happened.

- It's a good thing Marigold is here to help with the kids.

- It's weird.

Last night I made a small adjustment to the springs

so you'd get a little more air.

But not that much.

- Wait, you adjusted the springs?

Stuart, you almost sent me into Green Girl's real home planet.

- Don't worry.

Our next thing is gonna blow you away.

But not like over the fence or anything.

- ♪

- ALL: Gah-ga!

- Good. Now we're gonna do some front kicks.

- ALL: Gah!

- Green Girl first handles problems

by being kind.

But if that doesn't work--

- She gets bad guys' stinky butts!

- KIDS: [cheering]

- Yeah, she does!

- KIDS: Kick stinky butts!

Kick stinky butts!

- And now let's make our Green Girl karate lesson

even more fun with...

a piñata!

- KIDS: [cheering]

- What do you say we bust it open Green Girl style?

- ALL: Yeah!

- Kick it hard, Tessa, because the piñata is filled

with maximum candy!

- Yeah! My two favorite things:

karate and candy.

- KIDS: Aw!

- All the candy is stuck together in a big blob.

- That candy makes me sad.

- I'll take that.

That's too much candy for one tiny person.

- Hey, kids!

♪ When the fun kinda stop, you should try Marigold pops ♪

- KIDS: [cheering]

- Thank you again, Marigold.

- Oh, of course, Green Girl.

Hey, kids, let's make balloon animals.

- KIDS: Yeah! Yeah!

- Uh.

Maybe squeezing all that candy in the piñata

made it stick together.

- Yeah, your maximum candy maxed it out.

Going big is not working, Stuart.

But, hey, what did I tell you?

Please tell me you haven't maximized or supersized

or Stuart-ized the snow cone machine.

- Nope, not at all.

- Good.

Tessa! Kids!

Green Girl has a treat for you.

We're making snow cones.

But these are special, because the ice

comes directly from my home planet.

- KIDS: Yeah!

- I...can't...wait!

- [machine rumbling]

- What's going? - I don't know!

- Too much snow cone!

Turn it off!

- I'm trying!

- [machine stops]

- I'm so sorry!

I don't know what happened.

- Are you okay, Tessa?

- I'm a little bit freezing.

And my gi's getting all wet.

- How 'bout you change into this?

We'll be twinsies!

- Thank you, Marigold.

You're my hero.

- I remember when I was her hero.

- Like five minutes ago?

- ♪

- Hey! Leaf, you must wanna keep Darius the Dino.

You remember how I used to make him talk?

- Oh right.

"I'm Darius, and I'm hilarious."

[chuckles]

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

- I don't know about Darius, but I remember when my boy

used to wear his Junior Conductor's hat

and drive Mr. Chug-A-Choo all through town. [laughs]

I can still hear my little Stuart saying...

"Next stop, Happiness Station."

- Oh-oh-oh.

You were playing with this jack-in-the-box

when you lost your first tooth.

- Yeah, it knocked out my tooth

when it jack-in-the-boxed me in the mouth.

- Ooh, and remember using this police car to arrest your mom

for telling you to make your bed?

- I was wrong.

Mom didn't deserve that.

Look, if it makes you guys happy,

I guess I can keep a few toys.

- Oh, this isn't for us, Newphew.

We don't want you throwing away memories.

[whispers] Pick the train.

- Right, this is about your memories.

[whispers] Darius.

- Okay, I'll keep these two.

- Good.

Of course, if you keep Darius, you can't leave his family out.

Marius, Levarius...

and Bob.

- And the dino family will need some sort of transportation

to get them away from the comet that will destroy their habitat.

- So let me guess.

They're gonna need the whole train set?

- Oh, I couldn't agree with you more.

- Agh! Agh! - Chug, chug, choo-choo!

- ♪

- Can I talk to you two?

- If this is about a tip, no, that's not included.

- We're so sorry about what happened earlier.

We promise it'll get better.

- That's okay.

It's my fault for putting too much trust in you kids.

From now on, we're just gonna let

Marigold handle the rest of the party.

- So...no tip?

- Tessa and her dad did this nice thing for Ivy Cares

toy drive, and I've been a complete disaster for them.

- I don't get it.

This was supposed to make snow cones,

not a snowstorm.

Wait. Look!

The knob is broken off!

Somebody messed with the machine.

- Maybe someone messed with the candy, too.

It looks like someone glued it together

with syrup or something.

- But who would do that?

- ♪ Flower power I've been told ♪

♪ Makes you strong and makes you bold ♪

♪ Now who's your favorite?

- KIDS: Marigold! Marigold! Marigold!

- IVY AND STUART: It was Marigold!

- KIDS: Marigold! Marigold!

Marigold! - Marigold!

What? It's catchy.

- ♪

- ♪

- You sabotaged our stuff.

- Who? Me?

Marigold the Flower Fairy?

♪ Did I mess with the springs on your trampoline? ♪

♪ That would be bad, that would be mean ♪

- ♪ Stop hiding your crimes behind your lame bribes ♪

Oh, I said I wasn't gonna sing.

- You glued the candy in the piñata,

and you broke our snow cone machine.

- And you get a lollipop for figuring it out.

- I don't want your stupid lollipop.

And not just because I rarely eat candy!

- Look, this is not my first rodeo.

I have ridden this invisible unicorn many a time.

[neighs]

- Why would you do something so awful?

And I will take that lollipop.

- Hey, I didn't hurt anybody.

I just...wrecked your reputation

so you couldn't steal my birthday party business.

- We weren't trying to steal your business.

- Well...

- Whatever. Party's over, Green Girl.

- Look at me, I'm in Green Girl's space pod.

- Oh no, Tessa!

- Did you mess with the space pod, too?

- Maybe a little bit.

Tessa, don't touch anything!

- Don't move! I got you!

- ♪

- How do you stop this thing?

- [crash]

- ♪

- ♪ Green chocolate splat I deserved that ♪

- [machine hums]

- Maybe you should sit down.

- Yeah, I feel a little dizzy.

I think I can see the invisible unicorn now.

- ♪

♪ Whoo

- And we have to keep this duck on a string.

I mean, it's a duck... on a string.

- Agreed.

You are an excellent lawyer.

I think you made a really good argument on why

we should keep all these toys.

- Dad, Uncle Clark...

look, all these toys gave us great memories.

But now they can give other kids great memories, right?

- Let those kids get their own toys.

- No. Leaf is right.

These toys will bring joy to a whole new group of kids.

- Yeah, and a whole new group of parents.

- Remember how you guys told me to choose two toys to keep?

Well, I did. And I'm giving them to you.

I went online and found cool ways

to make useful things out of old toys.

I made Darius into a cactus.

- I'll call him Cac-tarius.

It's the best gift I've ever got.

- And I turned Mr. Chug-A-Choo into a lamp.

- His light will shine forever.

Well, thank you, Nephew.

- I had to get rid of this stuff eventually.

It's not like I'm taking it to college someday.

- My baby boy going to college someday?

- Not for a long time, Dad.

- [sobbing] You're awesome.

- ♪

- Thank you, Green Girl.

That was so cool.

You saved me.

And you made a super fun mess for us to play in.

- Yep. That was all part of the plan.

- Nothing went wrong at all.

- I owe you two an apology.

Marigold told me what she did.

Well, she sang it, but I got the point.

- I'm sorry I got so carried away.

I'm really not some crazy person.

Let's go, Rainbow!

- That is not normal. - No, it is not.

- Ivy, I never should have doubted you.

And, Stuart, I'll recommend you

to all the parents for their kids' parties.

- Oh, that's okay. - We're never doing this again.

- I'll go get the cake.

There's still a little bit more party to go.

- I'm exhausted.

I'm glad this party's almost over

so I can go home and take a nap.

- NINJA: [screams]

- Oh, I forgot to tell you.

I hired a bunch of Garbage Ninjas.

Green Girl is supposed to fight them.

- Looks like it's time to take out the trash.

- KIDS: [chanting] Green Girl! Green Girl!

Green Girl! Green Girl! Green Girl! Green Girl!

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪

♪ Hey

♪

♪ Hey

♪

♪ Whee ♪

- ♪

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