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- ♪

- Look at us, all dressed up

and going to the Steam-O Influencer Awards.

Tonight is gonna be life-changing.

- I know, I still can't believe they're giving me

the Inspiration Award.

- Yeah, that, but more importantly,

we're gonna be surrounded by celebrities.

And I can get a celebrity spokesperson

for my new business.

Ta-da! Winner Water. Tastes like winning.

- Winning tastes a lot like the water from our sink.

- It is water from our sink.

But people will buy anything

as long as it has a celebrity spokesperson.

- Hey! There she is, my baby's getting an award.

- Dad, remember, you promised not to get carried away

during my speech.

- Of course, I won't say a word.

- Well, Ivy's not the only big winner tonight.

I won an online auction for a set of 50 personalized

mini license plates, one from each state.

- Congratulations. - Thank you, Ivy.

I've always wanted one with my name on it my whole life,

but could never find a Clark.

They'd have a Cooper, Cletus, Carol, Corky, Clyde,

Curtis, Claudia--

- We get it, a bunch of names that aren't yours.

- Oh, looks like Arthur's ready for the red carpet.

- I know, he looks so fancy.

You'd never guess he poops in a box.

- Speaking of, I don't think they allow pigs

at awards banquets.

- That's too bad, because Arthur's limo just got here.

- ♪

- Sorry, guys, party's canceled.

- [limo beeping]

- ♪

- Wow, this is amazing. - Yeah.

- I'm gonna grab that seat by the podium so I can get

a great view of my baby's speech.

- [chuckles] - Ah, excuse me, ma'am,

don't put your cane on that chair, no savesies.

- And I'm gonna go check out the appetizers.

Tiny hamburgers, tiny quiches, tiny tacos,

I like to hold them and pretend I'm a giant. Ooh!

- Ivy, there you are! - Caris!

Guys, meet Caris Rogers,

she's last year's Inspiration Award winner

for her anti-bullying fashion line.

- I know who Caris is. Who doesn't?!

And coincidentally, I need a well-known person

to endorse my...

ta-da! Winner Water.

- I have to pass. - ARTHUR: [snorting]

- Is that a pig in your bag?

- Arthur, you made it!

I'm glad, you deserve to be seen in that tuxedo.

- Aw, my pet bunny Hopper

sneaks into my bag all the time, too.

He hid inside my backpack once, came out at recess,

and beat everyone at hopscotch.

- [snorting]

- Oh, no, Leaf, go catch Arthur!

- [gasps]

[laughs] Look at me. Look at me! I'm a giant.

Look how many of these puny sandwiches,

I can fit in my mouth at one time.

- So this is why no one's getting any appetizers.

- Yeah, I got the sweet spot by the kitchen,

you gotta get 'em early and get 'em hot!

- Clark, I don't believe you...

came up with such a great idea!

They're so tiny! I feel like a giant! [growls]

- I know, right? Fe, fi, fo, fum!

- BOTH: [grunting]

- Sorry, I'm just looking for my pig.

- WOMAN: [screams]

- Pig in a tux?

- Thank you guys so much.

- Annie Leblanc. Queen of the Internet.

Three-time Stream-o recipient and clearly a winner--

- Not now, Stuart.

Hi, Annie, I'm so excited that you'll be presenting

my award tonight.

- I'm the one who's excited, Ivy Cares does such great work.

- Boy, all this chit-chat is sure making me thirsty.

[exhales]

- He's trying to get a celebrity endorsement.

- Yeah, I get that a lot.

One time, a guy even asked me to endorse tap water.

- What?! You know, some people have no shame.

- Annie, do you have any advice

about giving acceptance speeches?

I think I need to trim down

the list of people I wanna thank.

- That doesn't seem too long. - Oh, that's just the As.

- Just think about what makes you feel confident.

Like, when I'm nervous, I hold on to my lucky necklace.

- Is that a medal? - Yeah,

it's my most prized possession.

This is the first gymnastics medal I ever won.

I knew from then on

I could achieve anything I put my mind to.

This clasp is always breaking.

Oh, the awards are starting, I'll fix this later.

- Alright, I'm just gonna cross out a few of these thank-yous

before she announces me.

Can I leave out Michelle Obama?

Of course not, who am I kidding?

- Good luck.

- Come on, Superstar, have a seat.

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♪ Hey, hey, wee!

♪

♪ Hey, hey, wee!

- ♪

- This Inspiration Award is such an honor.

I'd especially like to thank my family...

- LEWIS: [crying] - ...who always has my back

and pushes me to be better...

- [crying] - Thanks for filming

my speech, Dad, but next time, maybe try not to cry so loud?

- Maybe next time you should... try not to be so inspiring.

[crying]

- I know how you feel, big bro.

I couldn't stop weeping when my boy won

that hot dog eating award at Doggsies.

- I did it all for you, Dad.

- [phone chimes]

- Stuart, look, Annie Leblanc just posted

that someone stole her lucky necklace at the banquet.

What?! That's terrible!

Who would do something like that?

- Come to think of it, my favorite pen went missing

at the banquet.

- But you have a ton of pens.

- Clicky was special. - Mm-mm.

This is why I don't bring anything with me when I leave,

not even a wallet. - Yeah, I've noticed.

- Annie told us how much that necklace means to her.

We have to do whatever we can to help her get it back.

- Ooh, maybe if we find it, she'll give us a reward.

Or we can just help her out of the goodness of our hearts.

- Okay, I'm gonna go livestream about the necklace

to all my Ivy Cares followers.

- I'll tell Leaf to reach out to Arthur's followers too.

- [doorbell rings] - Ooh! My mini license plates!

- What do you plan on doing with those useless things?

- You're just jealous. - Yeah, that's it.

- "Clork"?!

Ugh, they spelled my name wrong, now I have to send it back.

Or change my name.

- Can I send you back and get a Clork?

- So Leaf, I need Arthur to send a message to his followers.

- Uh, okay, but Arthur's not the best typer.

- I was thinking maybe you could type it for him,

since, you know, you have fingers.

- Wow, good point, I'll post it with the video I just made.

Wanna see?

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♪

- I don't believe it! - I know he doesn't look it,

but Arthur's very athletic.

- No, not that.

He's wearing Annie Leblanc's stolen medal!

Arthur must have taken it when he got loose at the banquet!

Oh, we're in trouble,

we're in trouble, we're in trouble!

- What? This medal is Ivy's. See? It says it right here.

"Annie Leblanc." Oh...

- And to whoever took Annie Leblanc's lucky necklace,

know this: the Care Crew will not rest

until justice has been served.

I mean, we'll rest sometimes because a healthy body needs

eight hours of sleep, but then! We're gonna catch those no-good,

dirty, rotten Thievy McThievertons!

- STUART: Stop!

- Stuart? Can I ask you something?

- Sure, go ahead.

- Why did you do that?

- I had to stop your livestream because I found the thief.

- You did? That's great!

- Not exactly.

Arthur took the necklace at the banquet.

- What?! So you mean we're the no-good, dirty, rotten

Thievy McThievertons?!

- We're in trouble,

we're in trouble, we're in trouble!

- We have to tell Annie Leblanc the truth about what happened

to her necklace.

- Oh, sure, Ivy, we'll just say, "Hi, Annie,

"our pet pig wanted to show off his tuxedo,

"so he hid in the bag full of unsponsored tap water,

"then he got loose in an award banquet,

where he stole your most prized possession."

- I know it's true and even I think you're lying.

- And we can't just hand it over,

because everyone will think we stole it.

- I just got the Inspiration Award.

What if they take it back?!

Stealing is not very inspirational.

- Don't panic.

- I'm not panicking, you're panicking!

Is it hot in here?!

- Ivy, we just have to find a way to get the necklace

back to Annie without her knowing.

- Okay, well, she did post that she'll be making a video

at Juiced Up later,

maybe we can sneak it back to her there.

- Perfect, we'll slip it into Annie's purse

and she'll think the thief returned it to her anonymously.

- And there'll be a bunch of fans there,

so she'll never suspect us.

Phew, all this devious plotting is making me dizzy.

- You get used to it.

- Hey, guys, have you seen Arthur's passport?

We discussed things and he decided it's best

for him to get out of town.

- ARTHUR: [squealing]

- We're heading north to Canada, we'll be in touch, eh?

- Clark, why are there more of these boxes?

- Oh, since the license plate company spelled my name wrong,

they sent me a replacement and a discount coupon,

so I bought extra sets for the whole family.

- This doesn't even say "Lewis," it says "Luisa."

- I know the company misspelled your name

on all 50 plates, but the good news is,

they're sending me another coupon to buy another set.

- ♪

- Here you go.

- Okay, I've put the necklace into one of my dad's tiny boxes.

All we need to do is slip it into Annie's purse.

- But her purse is right next to her.

We need to distract her.

- Great, what should we go with?

Fireworks? Alien invasion? Zombie apocalypse?

- No, no, and really no.

I've got this.

- Alright but let me know

if you change your mind about the zombies.

- Hey, all, I'm touring Portland.

Say hi to all my Portland peeps.

- Hi!

- Today I'm checking out a local hangout called Juiced Up.

- Juiced Up is the best!

- Ivy! It's Ivy from Ivy Cares.

- Hi! I just thought I'd come down here

and give you a VIP tour.

- Awesome! Oh, and thank you so much for putting out

the word about my necklace.

It's still missing, so everyone keep your eyes open

for the low-life who took it.

- Well, I bet the person who took it feels really bad.

If it even was a person.

- What?

- Anyway, how about that tour?! - Uh, okay.

- I wanna show you every detail about this place,

from the decor to the decorations

to the way it's decorated.

- You know, I really like that giant carrot.

- Alright, that's it, tour's over. [chuckles]

- Why is that girl taking your purse?

- That's not my purse.

Mine is hanging on that hook over there.

- Oh. Will you excuse me a second?

- That wasn't Annie's purse!

- Then why did I just put her necklace in there?

- Because we're not good at this!

Now we've gotta get the necklace out of that purse

and into that purse.

- I know. Ivy. Bump into that girl

and make her drop her purse.

- No, that's so rude. I've a better idea.

Stuart, watch where you're walking!

- Careful! - I'm sorry.

- Please excuse my cousin, he's really clumsy,

let me help you.

- Oh, hey, Stuart, what's up? - Ah...

Ivy has something personal to tell you.

- What is it, Ivy? - Uh...

- Yes! Did you see that?! Ooh!

I mean...there's nothing to see,

because I did not do anything.

Well, see ya!

- So what were you gonna say that's so personal?

- Uh, the capital of North Dakota is Bismarck?

Please don't tell anyone.

Well, see ya!

- ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪

♪ Whoa, whoa

- Hey, Dad. What are you doing?

- Uh, I'm just going through the boxes of mini license plates

I got for you guys.

Yours are all spelled wrong, too.

- Yeap, this one says "Ivory."

- And this one says "Stubert."

- I'm gonna give them a call, keep looking through the boxes

to see if they're all spelled wrong.

- Stubert.

Ivory.

Stubert.

Uh-oh.

Annie's necklace!

I must have accidentally grabbed the wrong box earlier!

- Nice going, Stubert!

Now what are we gonna do?!

- Hey, guys, did the plan work?

I was afraid of that.

Well, Arthur nixed the Canada idea.

Instead, we're gonna sail out to international waters

where the law can't get him.

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- ♪

- After everything we did, we still have Annie's necklace?

- [doorbell rings] - It's okay.

We'll figure something out.

Maybe we can just mail it to-- Annie!

- [screams]

- Ivy, are you okay?

- Yes! I'm just so excited to see you.

- We just saw each other.

- Yes, and I was screaming silently,

but here at home I finally feel safe to let it out.

[screams]

- Well, thanks for stopping by, I'm sure you have a busy day

and we don't wanna keep you--

- Wait. I have to give you something.

- I think you may have

dropped your mini license plate in my bag?

It says Ivy.

- Of course this is the one they got right.

- Oh, hey, Annie, didn't know you were coming.

Perfect timing, I made my award-winning guacamole.

- She probably doesn't like guacamole.

- Are you kidding? It's my favorite!

- Have a seat, I'll be right back.

- Don't sit there! - That's my dad's chair.

He's, uh...worn in the butt groove

in just the way he likes it.

- Okay, I'll sit here then.

- Guacamole's really messy, so everyone needs a napkin

and a bib.

Ivy. - [yells]

- Don't you need a bib? - Sure. Thanks.

- I want some of that guacamole. - No!

- What are you doing?

- Uh...I'm sorry, I just... you know,

love this guacamole so much.

I don't wanna share.

Mmm. So good.

- Do you know what? I should get going.

- Oh, no, that's so sad, thank you for coming, goodbye!

- Oh, Lewis's award-winning guacamole. [chuckles]

It's a little chunkier than normal.

Is this a...medal?

- Uh, see? It really is award-winning guacamole.

- Guys, what's going on here? - Is that my necklace?

Why do you have my necklace?

Wait, you two stole my lucky necklace!

- No, it wasn't us. Funny story.

- Hilarious story. - It was our pet pig.

- Really? So you expect me to believe you have a pet pig

and you took it to an award show and it stole my necklace.

- It doesn't sound as funny the way you tell it.

- [snorting]

- What are you doing, Arthur? Get out of there.

Come here. - ARTHUR: [squealing]

- Wait a minute, that's a pig. And he went in my purse.

And he has my hair clip in his mouth.

Wow, your pig really does like to steal stuff.

- Absolutely. - Oh, for sure.

- We told you.

- Please don't call the police on him.

Arthur didn't know what he was doing.

- Of course I won't.

I'm sorry I didn't believe you guys.

- We're sorry about this whole situation.

- And I'm sorry I ate all the guacamole.

Psych, I'm not sorry.

- Well, now that this is all behind us,

maybe you and Arthur can collab on a video.

- Of course, he's adorable.

- Sweet, I have a perfect role for you.

Do you do your own stunts? - Oh, yeah.

- I'll have my people send you the script.

- [doorbell rings]

- Caris! - Hey, everybody.

I just wanted to return your dad's pen.

- [gasps] Clicky! You're home!

Thank you.

- Where did you find it?

- You're never going to believe this,

but it turns out, my pet rabbit took it.

- Oh, we believe it.

- Does your rabbit like parties?

'Cause Arthur's about to hit the town.

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- ♪

- ARTHUR: [squeaks]

- Breathe, Artie. We can't just walk in here.

Security in this place is crazy.

- [squeaking]

- [blows]

- ♪

♪

- Show-off.

- ♪

- [alarms ringing]

- Stop right there! We caught you red-handed.

- Well, you don't have hands but you know what we mean!

- Phew, catching thieves is thirsty work.

Luckily, I have some... ta-da! Winner water!

- Cut. That wasn't in the script!

- Uh, where's Arthur? He still has my necklace.

- ARTHUR: [squealing]

- Not again!

- Alright, everybody, that's lunch.

- ♪

♪ Wee!

♪

♪ Hey!

♪

♪ Wee!

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