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- Craft Day at Juiced Up is the best.

Look at these earrings made out of old bottle caps.

Me love!

- No way.

These belts are made out of old tires.

Me want.

- Hold on a sec.

They're just selling garbage?

Me confused.

- All this jewelry is made out of repurposed materials.

It keeps trash out of landfills and helps the environment.

- Especially the environment of my neck.

I love this bike chain necklace.

- All I'm hearing is as long as it's good for the environment,

people in Portland will pay cash for trash.

[sniffs] Smell that?

- Mango smoothie?

- Nope, a business opportunity.

I bet I could sell any old thing to these people

as long as I say it's "fashion."

Like, I could take this fork and sell it as a hair clip.

And look, this isn't a cup holder.

It's...a bracelet.

And this isn't a cup. It's a hat.

- Question: do we pay extra for the mango smoothie,

or does it come with the hat?

- ♪

- After considering the evidence on both sides in the case of

The Noisy Neighbor versus The Nosy Neighbor,

I, the Honorable Judge Jerky,

have decided that there's only one way to settle this argument.

A good old-fashioned pie fight!

- BOTH: Pie!

- ALL: [shouting]

- Justice is served!

With sprinkles!

- ALL: [shouting]

- [switches TV off]

- Judge Jerky has done it again.

- He's tough, but he's fair.

- Judge Jerky's a joke.

He doesn't know anything about the law.

- What makes you such an expert?

- Uh, I'm a lawyer.

I have a law degree...

that I got at a law school.

- Well, Judge Jerky has two degrees.

He graduated law school and clown college.

- Dad, I never realized how awesome your job was

until I started watching Judge Jerky.

You're so lucky to work in the courtroom.

- I am lucky, but real court is nothing like that junk on TV.

- Yeah, it's way more boring.

- It's not boring. You know what?

I have a big trial on Friday.

It'll be educational for you both to see what it's like

in a real courthouse.

- I don't need to see you at work.

You can just bore me at home.

- Please, Uncle Clark?

I really want to see Dad in action.

- Thank you, Son.

It's important to learn that the real law

is serious, dignified, and not...jerky.

- Awesome.

I'm gonna go find something to throw

in case the judge sentences someone to a food fight.

- JUDGE JERKY: Judge Jerky finds you guilty.

But you're not getting a slap on the wrist, mm-hmm!

You're getting a slap in the face with an electric eel.

- [slap] - [buzzing]

- [laughs]

He's tough...but fair.

- ♪

- Why did you wake me up in the middle of the night?

- Is it the middle of the night?

Or the dawn of a new era?!

- Whatever it is, can it...

wait until the morning?!

- No. Now, I'm about to unveil my best invention ever.

Behold!

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- [whirring]

- STUART: My machine takes food waste and turns it into fabric,

which we could use to make clothes.

- That's amazing!

Clothing that will disintegrate over time

and not end up in a landfill.

You're a genius!

- Oh, stop it.

I mean, you could say it one more time, if you want.

- This is so exciting. We could make a whole line

of environmentally friendly clothes.

- And make a billion dollars.

Do you know what we could do with a billion dollars?

- Give it to charity!

- Obviously, you're still half asleep.

Let me put you back to bed

and we'll get started making clothes in the morning.

- But I'm wide awake.

- That's what a sleepy person would say.

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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

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- Hey, hon.

- I'll take that.

- Thanks, Gemma.

Uh, Ivy, quick question.

Why is Gemma in the trash?

- Because we're starting a clothing line.

- Another quick question.

What?

- Stuart came up with a way to make fabric out of food waste.

Gemma's gathering our best trash.

- Today, this is a potato skin.

Tomorrow, it could be potato skinny jeans.

- Seriously? You can really do that?

- Yup, we can make anything.

We can even make you a suit for work, if you want.

- You want me to go to work in a trash suit?

- We can design you something that's a little less...

sad.

- My suit is sad?

- Not for you. You don't have to look at it.

- Fine, if you can make me a real suit that's happy,

I'll gladly wear it.

- Eee!

You're gonna look so good in this.

- ♪

- Hey, guys.

- Check it out, Stuart.

We just finished our first dress.

- I knew you were crafty, but this is amazing.

- I designed it. - I sewed it.

- And I'm gonna sell it.

You'll never guess who I got us a meeting with.

She's a major influencer.

She's a top fashion blogger.

- BOTH: Lady Elle!

- I knew it! - Guys, guys, guys, calm down!

I didn't say it was Lady Elle.

- Then who is it?

- It's Lady Elle!

- ALL: [screaming]

- Lady Elle has, like, 3 million followers.

- She inspired me to get into fashion design.

She's the reason why I wear Knee-mojis.

- If she likes our clothes, we'll be rich.

- And we'll be saving the environment.

- Yeah, Stuart, not everything's about money.

How much we talking?

- A lot. All we have to do now

is put together a whole fashion line to show her.

- Yes! Now I can use all the stuff I learned in fashion camp.

I can do stripes, checks, and polka dots.

And my mom wanted me to go to math camp.

Look at me now, Mom!

- This is so fun.

I'm sure we could put some great clothes together in,

I don't know, a month?

- I'm so excited, I think we could do it in two weeks.

- I'm so excited, I bet we could do it in one day,

because here's the thing-- that's how much time we have!

- BOTH: What?!

- Lady Elle is only in town for one day,

and that day is tomorrow.

- BOTH: Tomorrow?!

- Stuart, you told her we'd have all those clothes by tomorrow?

What were you thinking?

- Hey, we could spend all night arguing about whose fault it is

that we're in this mess,

but I don't think that's the best use of our time.

We got a lot of clothes to make.

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- Finished a sweater.

- For someone with three arms?

- Correction, finished a sweater and...

a scarf.

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- We did it! A complete fashion line.

- Plus, a suit for my dad.

- Lady Elle is gonna love me.

I mean, these clothes.

- How could she not?

Especially when she sees me in this shirt.

- [pop music plays]

- [music stops]

- Stuart, we're not modeling the clothes.

- Fine, if you want to deprive Lady Elle of all of...this.

- I think she'll be okay.

- Says you.

- [pop music plays]

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- Wow, this is nice.

I must admit, I was a little skeptical when you told me

you were gonna make a garbage suit.

- I'm glad you like it, Dad. - I love it.

It smells like pineapples.

Now, while we're gone, you and Stuart are gonna be on your own.

So remember, make-- - I know.

We have all, uh, the emergency numbers.

- And also, don't forget the emergency evacuation plan.

- You mean walking out the front door?

I think we'll be fine.

Now, I gotta get everything ready.

Lady Elle is gonna be here soon.

Eee!

- Clark, Leaf, it's court time!

Gots to go!

- Ooh, Lewis, look at you!

Nice suit.

Your other suits always look so--

[inhales sharply] --sad.

- Uh, what's with all the stuff?

- Oh, I just want to be prepared for court.

I'm planning on being very bored.

But don't worry, no one's gonna know that I'm asleep.

Shh!

- And what's with the goggles?

- In case we sit in a splash zone,

and the judge brings out a firehose.

- This is not Judge Jerky.

And real courthouses don't have splash zones.

- You know, I'm beginning to wonder

if you're really a lawyer.

- Come on.

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- Okay, Lady Elle is gonna be here any minute.

A mention from her and everyone in the fashion world

will know our names.

- It's a win-win-win.

Fame and fortune for me and Gemma...

and saving the planet or whatever for you.

- Oh, I care about the planet, but if we get rich,

I am definitely buying myself a pony.

Maybe two!

- ALL: Lady Elle! - Hey, gang!

- ALL: Hey! - Shh, not you. Them.

I'm talking to my followers.

Hey, my lovelies! Arriving at my next meeting.

Check in later.

- Lady Elle, can we just say

we are so honored to have the opportu--

- Hang on, I'm thirsty. Water!

Continue.

- I'm Ivy, and this is Gemma.

- And you're Lady Elle. She's Lady Elle!

- Excuse her, she's a really big fan.

I-I'm a really big fan.

We're both really big fans.

- Then you both have great taste.

I like you guys already.

Swag!

- [gasping]

- Whoa! - Thanks!

-

Alright, let's see what you've got.

Wow me. - Say no more.

It's wow time.

Right this way.

As you know, all of our clothes

are made from recycled food waste.

- Junk from the past.

- Designs for the future.

- Quality that's timeless.

- Loving it!

- The whole idea behind our fashion line is looking good--

- --while doing good.

- Loving it!

Cute. Delish. Fab.

Lollypops? Gorge!

Plot twist. Do I see a hole?

- Uh, what hole?

- Lollypop?

- Uh, here, let's look at something else.

But not that!

Uh, here, why don't you try on this sweater?

We made it just for you.

- What are you doing? - The clothes are falling apart.

- They were supposed to last years, not hours.

- This is a nightmare! Lady Elle is my idol.

- Hello?! Can't selfie. Not loving it!

- Uh, Lady Elle, you get the idea.

Great clothes, save the Earth, make us famous, thanks.

- And you can keep the sweater.

- Thanks, but you can't keep the swag.

Unswag!

- What? - No!

- Please don't unswag.

I didn't even get a picture with it yet!

- I'm sorry, Ivy.

I know you really wanted to help the environment.

- And I know you really wanted to be rich.

- I'm glad we didn't go with the original plan

to model the clothes ourselves. Can you imagine?

[chuckles]

- I can. My dad, he's wearing the suit

we made for him in court right now!

- Oh, well, it looks like they're falling apart

at different speeds. - So maybe he's okay.

- Or maybe he's in court

in front of a whole bunch of people in his underwear.

- BOTH: Aah!

- [phone ringing]

- My dad's not answering.

He's definitely already in court.

How are we gonna warn him about his suit?

- Um...I'll try to video chat my dad.

- ♪ Woo

- Your Honor, I will prove that the defendant is guilty.

I intend to go through every detail, connecting the dots

from A to B to C to D--

- I am familiar with the alphabet, Counselor.

Can we skip ahead, please?

- Real court is not as fun as Judge Jerky.

- Told you. Luckily, I came prepared.

Go Fish?

- [phone ringing]

- Oh, hey, Son. Sorry, I can't talk right now.

- STUART: I know you're in court, but--

- No, not because of that. I'm about to play Go Fish.

Hey, you can't take my phone!

Hmph, my brother's a lawyer.

- Oh, this gentleman's with you, Counselor?

- Uh, he's accompanying my young son,

who's shown quite an interest

in learning about the majesty of the law.

- Really?

- Yeah, when someone is guilty, how do you decide

what kind of pie to smash in their face?

- I am so sick of Judge Jerky fans asking me that question!

- Now he's not answering.

- We need to grab a suit and get to the courthouse.

- I'll get the suit and meet you out front.

If we leave now, we might get there

before your dad's clothes disappear.

- And if we don't, we're gonna be in so much trouble,

you're gonna have to invent a machine

that makes us disappear.

- ♪

- Oh, good, short line. Just an old granny.

That was unexpected.

- Not for me.

I saw her parking her motorcycle out front.

- [detector beeping]

- This is gonna take forever.

- ♪

- [detector squeaking]

- ♪

- Now, ladies and gentlemen,

this is where the case gets interesting.

- Ooh, finally!

- Mm-mm, I'm not falling for it.

- Let's review the evidence.

The defendant is the owner of a late-model blue sedan.

- Good, we made it in time.

The suit hasn't fallen apart yet.

Dad! Dad!

- Uncle Lewis!

- Shh! This is a courtroom. Keep it down!

Some of us are trying to sleep.

- Hi, guys! - Hi, Leaf.

- Ivy, Stuart.

- [bangs gavel]

- These kids are with you?

Shocker!

I didn't know it was bring your family to work

and annoy the judge day.

- I'm sorry, Your Honor, but my dad--

- Enough interruptions.

Sit down and be quiet.

You may proceed.

- Sorry for the disturbance, Your Honor.

Now, the defendant claims he was nowhere near the crime scene.

Yet, the security camera showed him parking here.

Right, pretty damaging evidence, right?

- Counselor, I can't see where you're pointing.

- [clears throat]

Um...right over...here, Your Honor.

- Where? Be specific, please.

- Uh, specifically, uh,

really close to where the crime happened.

I don't want to over-point.

- Oh, no, the suit is starting to disappear.

Show him you have another suit.

What is that?

- It's my suit.

You told me to bring a suit.

- I meant for my dad.

Why would I tell you to bring your suit?

- I thought I had to dress up for court.

I was wondering when we were gonna have time to change.

- Uh, Your Honor, at this time

I would like to request we take a...short break?

- Denied.

And why are you standing behind that board?

Approach the bench.

- It's okay. I can speak from here.

[nervous chuckle]

- I said approach the bench.

Now please don't make me bang this gavel again.

What is all that stuff on my floor?

And put down that evidence board!

- You don't want me to do that.

- Bailiff, confiscate that board.

- We have to do something.

- Um...my dad's blanket!

- Guess what?

Dad's almost naked.

- Uncle Clark!

- No, I don't wanna go to school today!

- Come on, Uncle Clark.

- Come on, man, don't do me like this!

- [gasping]

- Whew! Just in time. - You can thank us later.

- It wasn't just in time and I'll thank you never.

- [bangs gavel] - Order!

What is going on here? - I can explain, Your Honor.

This is not my father's fault.

- Yeah, I came up with a way to make clothes out of food waste.

- And funny story, the clothes didn't last as long

as we thought they would.

- Another funny story: this blanket we were holding

was made out of that fabric, too.

- Now can we take that short break?

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- JUDGE JERKY: Lady Elle, I'm a huge fan.

But I'm gonna have to agree with your assistant.

In the case of the Demanding Diva,

I find you so, so rude.

I, the Honorable Judge Jerky, sentence you to ten months

of wearing this hideous holiday sweater.

- KIDS: [laughing]

- No!

- I hate to say it, but she deserves that.

- Well, I guess Jude Jerky's kind of entertaining.

- But watching you in court was even better, Dad.

I want to be a lawyer now. - You hear that?

My son wants to follow in my footsteps.

- Pretty much, but when I do it, I'm gonna wear some clothes.

- You know, I still can't believe

I slept through that whole thing.

But the more I think about it, I'm glad I slept through it.

- Sorry we embarrassed you, Uncle Lewis.

- Are we in trouble?

- You know what?

In the spirit of the Honorable Judge Jerky,

I hereby sentence you to...

a pillow fight!

- ALL: [screaming]

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- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

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♪ Hey

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♪ Hey

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♪ Hey ♪