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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,793 --> 00:00:10,137 - ♪ 2 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:11,655 - [grunting from TV] - [laughs] 3 00:00:11,758 --> 00:00:14,413 When I asked you if you wanted to play "Karate Chopper 5," 4 00:00:14,517 --> 00:00:16,724 I didn't realize you were gonna get dressed up. 5 00:00:17,965 --> 00:00:19,517 - I'm wearing my gi for practice. 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,448 While you're kung fu-ing with your thumbs, 7 00:00:21,551 --> 00:00:22,655 I'm getting ready 8 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:24,931 for a real-life karate tournament next week. 9 00:00:25,034 --> 00:00:27,586 - Huh. I'd say I hope you win, 10 00:00:27,689 --> 00:00:29,655 but I've seen enough karate movies to know 11 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:31,034 that it's not about the glory, 12 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:35,172 it's about becoming one with the mind and soul. 13 00:00:35,275 --> 00:00:37,379 - Forget that. I want the trophy. 14 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:38,551 - Yeah. 15 00:00:38,655 --> 00:00:40,448 - I'm the only girl in my karate studio, 16 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:42,137 so I really want to impress the judges 17 00:00:42,241 --> 00:00:43,965 and show them how tough girls can be. 18 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:47,034 - Okay, let's see what you got. 19 00:00:47,137 --> 00:00:49,137 Show me your best kick. 20 00:00:50,862 --> 00:00:52,068 - Yah! 21 00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:56,758 Are you okay? - Yep. 22 00:00:56,862 --> 00:00:58,724 But maybe your second-best kick would've been fine. 23 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:03,172 - Ooh, that's good stuff. 24 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:05,586 Could you kick Stuart really hard again, 25 00:01:05,689 --> 00:01:07,103 but slower this time? 26 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:10,172 I want to draw it for my graphic novel. 27 00:01:10,275 --> 00:01:12,241 - You're making a graphic novel? - Yup. 28 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:14,862 It's about a superhero named Green Girl. 29 00:01:14,965 --> 00:01:16,655 She's an alien who came to Earth 30 00:01:16,758 --> 00:01:19,620 to protect the environment using karate. 31 00:01:22,689 --> 00:01:24,482 - This is great. 32 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:27,793 - I'm so touched that I inspired you to write this. 33 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:29,724 - What? Green Girl's not you. 34 00:01:32,172 --> 00:01:33,724 - Seriously? 35 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:38,206 Her shirt says "Ivy Cares," and her Earthling name is Ivy. 36 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:41,000 - Fine, it's you. 37 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:42,482 - I bet we could get someone 38 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:44,620 to turn this into a real graphic novel. 39 00:01:44,724 --> 00:01:48,172 If it's a hit, it might even make you rich and famous. 40 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,931 - I just drew it for fun. 41 00:01:50,034 --> 00:01:53,448 But rich and famous sounds way better! 42 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:55,206 - I could send it to comic book companies 43 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:57,448 and see if anyone wants to make it. 44 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,413 - Great, now, who wants to help me 45 00:01:59,517 --> 00:02:01,482 practice my double spin kicks? 46 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:03,655 - Huh. 47 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:06,137 I-I'd love to, but I have homework to do. 48 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:08,379 - And I'm scared of getting hurt, too. 49 00:02:08,482 --> 00:02:09,724 - That's not what I said. 50 00:02:13,931 --> 00:02:17,137 - ♪ 51 00:02:19,034 --> 00:02:22,034 - Mm, I love waffles. 52 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:23,068 - Are there even waffles 53 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:24,931 underneath all that whipped cream? 54 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:27,068 - I think so. 55 00:02:27,172 --> 00:02:28,413 - [smartphone chimes] 56 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,275 - No way! 57 00:02:32,379 --> 00:02:35,689 Guys, I just got a text from Mingo Comics. 58 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:37,448 They love the Green Girl stuff I sent 59 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:39,517 and want to meet us this afternoon. 60 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:43,310 - Wow! Or as Green Girl might say, wow! 61 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,413 They speak English on her alien planet. 62 00:02:46,517 --> 00:02:49,172 - It's so cool that you got that meeting. 63 00:02:49,275 --> 00:02:51,275 But wait, I can't go. 64 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,103 I have karate this afternoon. 65 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,793 Have to practice for the tournament. 66 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:56,793 - Oh, that's too bad. 67 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:58,655 Guess I'll just have to cheer myself up 68 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:00,275 with more whipped cream. 69 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:03,620 And you're right. 70 00:03:03,724 --> 00:03:05,379 There aren't any waffles under here. 71 00:03:07,517 --> 00:03:09,965 - Leaf, if the publisher does decide to buy Green Girl, 72 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:12,482 could we donate some of the profits to Ivy Cares? 73 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:15,000 I want to use it to encourage girls to take karate. 74 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:17,620 - Oh, could we also donate some of the profits to me? 75 00:03:17,724 --> 00:03:19,793 I want to use the money to encourage myself 76 00:03:19,896 --> 00:03:23,965 to buy cool stuff...for me. - Sure. 77 00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:26,517 None of this would be happening if it wasn't for you guys. 78 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,379 Now we just have to sell it. 79 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:31,965 - Morning, kids. - You all look chipper. 80 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,137 Huh, probably had something to do with 81 00:03:35,241 --> 00:03:37,862 this spray can full of sugar. 82 00:03:37,965 --> 00:03:39,310 - No, Dad, it's because Stuart 83 00:03:39,413 --> 00:03:41,413 got us a meeting for that graphic novel. 84 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:43,655 It's today at Mingo Comics. 85 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,344 - Mingo Comics? - Are you kidding? 86 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:48,827 - Check it out. 87 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:50,896 - Hey hey, this looks legit. 88 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,448 I was a big fan of Mingo Comics when I was a kid. 89 00:03:53,551 --> 00:03:55,413 - Yeah, they had the greatest superhero ever-- 90 00:03:55,517 --> 00:03:58,034 - Dr. Twist - --General Granite. 91 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,448 - Dr. What? - Who? 92 00:04:00,551 --> 00:04:02,517 - General Granite had skin made out of stone 93 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,793 and the world's strongest-- aah! 94 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,068 --stone-cold punch. 95 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:08,793 He was way tougher than Dr. Twist. 96 00:04:08,896 --> 00:04:11,103 - Psh! Puh-lease! 97 00:04:11,206 --> 00:04:12,586 Nobody can beat Dr. Twist. 98 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:15,793 He had the power of super stretch-ability. 99 00:04:15,896 --> 00:04:18,689 Stretch-ah! 100 00:04:20,034 --> 00:04:21,896 - I would take you guys to your big meeting, 101 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,068 but I gotta get Ivy to her karate class. 102 00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:25,551 Clark, can you take them for me? 103 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:26,965 - Yeah, let me just check my schedule. 104 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:31,103 Yep, all clear. Mingo Comics, here we come. 105 00:04:31,206 --> 00:04:32,448 - Are you gonna tell him 106 00:04:32,551 --> 00:04:34,310 your meeting's not until this afternoon? 107 00:04:34,413 --> 00:04:37,896 - Ha, no way! Now I can have his waffles, too. 108 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:46,827 - ♪ 109 00:04:46,931 --> 00:04:48,137 - [phone ringing] 110 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:50,931 - Whoa, look at this place. - Awesome. 111 00:04:51,034 --> 00:04:52,827 - [gasps] It's Dr. Twist! 112 00:04:52,931 --> 00:04:55,724 He's even more stretch-tastic than I can remember. 113 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:58,448 Hey, why is he behind General Granite? 114 00:04:58,551 --> 00:04:59,965 That is not right! 115 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:05,862 - Hey, welcome to Mingo Comics! 116 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:06,896 Name's Ansel. 117 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,068 Can I get you guys anything to drink? 118 00:05:09,172 --> 00:05:12,379 Liquid protein bar? Ramen water? 119 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:14,517 - Hard pass from me, Ansel. 120 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:18,517 - We're just really excited to tell you all about Green Girl. 121 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:21,379 - Then let's do this, dudeskis! - Good luck, kids. 122 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:23,448 I'll be here if you need an adult for anything. 123 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,517 Take that, General Granite! 124 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:27,862 [high-pitched voice] Aah, don't hurt me! 125 00:05:27,965 --> 00:05:29,034 Psh, psh! 126 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:30,862 - Okay, the meeting room is right this way. 127 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:35,724 - Whoa, your meeting room is a foam pit? 128 00:05:35,827 --> 00:05:38,379 - Uh, no. That would be cray-diculous. 129 00:05:39,655 --> 00:05:42,379 Our meeting room is the amazing asteroid pit! 130 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:44,724 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 131 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,103 - I can fly! 132 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,000 - Yeah! 133 00:05:50,931 --> 00:05:53,448 So, Ansel, if you buy Green Girl, 134 00:05:53,551 --> 00:05:55,137 we think it'll be a huge hit. 135 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:59,931 It's got everything--aliens, karate, aliens doing karate. 136 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:01,586 - "Noice"! 137 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:04,724 - It also has a tough girl hero based on my sister Ivy, 138 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:06,724 who's the most amazing girl in the world. 139 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:10,000 Don't tell her I said that. 140 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,896 - Double "noice"! 141 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,724 - Ivy's big on saving the environment, 142 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:16,206 so the story has a great Earth-friendly message. 143 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:18,137 - So much "noice"! 144 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:22,896 A graphic novel straight from the mind of a real kid? 145 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,206 That could be a sweet marketing angle. 146 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:27,068 - So, Ansel, what do you say? 147 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:28,724 Because we do have other offers, 148 00:06:28,827 --> 00:06:30,724 and we are prepared to walk away. 149 00:06:30,827 --> 00:06:33,344 - I thought this was our only meeting. 150 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:36,275 - I'm bluffing. - Oh. 151 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:38,620 Don't worry, he's just bluffing. 152 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:43,034 - My frienderinis... 153 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,068 I want to buy it! 154 00:06:44,172 --> 00:06:45,482 - BOTH: [cheering] 155 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:47,000 - Let's go. - Whoop! 156 00:06:50,172 --> 00:06:52,724 And here is my offer. 157 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:58,413 - Whoa. 158 00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:01,965 - This doesn't seem like that much. 159 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,034 Sorry. 160 00:07:05,137 --> 00:07:09,689 Oh. Whoa! 161 00:07:09,793 --> 00:07:12,000 - Ansel, you have a deal. 162 00:07:12,103 --> 00:07:15,275 So, what do you say we make things official... 163 00:07:15,379 --> 00:07:16,965 with an asteroid fight?! 164 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:19,344 - [yelling] 165 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:25,586 - ♪ 166 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:28,758 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 167 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:33,517 ♪ 168 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,896 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 169 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:41,241 - ♪ 170 00:07:41,344 --> 00:07:42,655 - Hey, Care Crew! 171 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,689 I just want to remind you that Ivy Cares is encouraging 172 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:47,896 all you girls out there to sign up for karate. 173 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,724 - Is it my part yet? - Not yet, Leaf. 174 00:07:50,827 --> 00:07:52,034 For any girl who's interested, 175 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:55,655 Ivy Cares will donate a gi and a free class. 176 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:59,241 - Is it my part yet? - Nope. 177 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:01,103 So many girls have already signed up, 178 00:08:01,206 --> 00:08:03,206 and it's all thanks to Leaf. 179 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,275 Okay, now. 180 00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:05,827 - Yes! 181 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:09,310 Okay. Wait, what's my line again? 182 00:08:09,413 --> 00:08:11,379 - Green Girl... - Oh, right. 183 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:12,827 I created Green Girl. 184 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:14,655 And when the graphic novel comes out, 185 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:18,620 Ivy Cares will send a copy to everyone who signs up. 186 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:21,000 Nailed it! That's a wrap. 187 00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:28,586 - I'm so happy that Green Girl paid for my karate program. 188 00:08:28,689 --> 00:08:30,206 - I'm so happy that Green Girl paid 189 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,448 for my new dance party sneakers. 190 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:33,793 - [stomps] 191 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:35,793 - [dance music from sneakers] 192 00:08:35,896 --> 00:08:38,482 - LEAF: ♪ Do, do, do, do, do-do, do ♪ 193 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,758 - Wow, that must be what feet dream of at night. 194 00:08:41,862 --> 00:08:43,965 - Yeah, I'm wearing them to Ansel's office. 195 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:46,172 We're doing a photoshoot of the author, 196 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,689 which, as you know, is me. 197 00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:51,068 - Maybe I should come with you. 198 00:08:51,172 --> 00:08:53,551 The publisher can meet the real Green Girl, 199 00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:56,172 which, as you know, is me! 200 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:58,000 - Well, let's get walking. 201 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,275 I mean, dancing. 202 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:02,482 - [stomps] 203 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:04,344 - [dance music from sneakers] 204 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:09,413 ♪ 205 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:10,896 - ♪ Do, do, do 206 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,206 ♪ Hey, hey 207 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:16,103 - Lewis, I got it all figured out. 208 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,275 - You know how to fix the sink? - No. 209 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:21,000 Dr. Twist versus General Granite. 210 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,689 This chart comparing their powers 211 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:26,931 proves that Dr. Twist would win in a fight. Pah! 212 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,379 - I don't need a chart showing me that General Granite 213 00:09:29,482 --> 00:09:32,206 will use his super strength to whip Dr. Twist's butt. 214 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,413 - Oh, really? 215 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:35,655 Because the way I see it, you can't whoop a butt 216 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:37,689 if the butt can stretch out of the way. 217 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:41,068 Twist, twist! Pah, cha! 218 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:46,241 - Well, we're all entitled to our opinion, 219 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:49,344 even though yours is wrong. Now, help me fix the sink. 220 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,724 - CLARK: Okay, fine. 221 00:09:50,827 --> 00:09:52,379 You know, if you were Dr. Twist, 222 00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:55,896 you could fix the clog by stretching... 223 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,758 your arm up into the drain. 224 00:09:57,862 --> 00:10:00,862 - Actually, the trick is to loosen this tough bolt 225 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:03,310 with your strength like General Granite would. 226 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:09,655 I got sprayed. [coughs] 227 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,793 - And I got stuck. 228 00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:13,172 - We better call a plumber. 229 00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:17,655 - ♪ 230 00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:19,241 - Thanks for coming with me, guys. 231 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:21,482 Do you think I should wear glasses in my picture? 232 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,137 I hear they make you look smarter. 233 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:29,655 - Maybe no glasses. Just be yourself. 234 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,724 - If you need me, I'll be blasting off 235 00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:34,862 into the amazing asteroid pit. 236 00:10:36,517 --> 00:10:38,068 Cannonball! 237 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:42,689 - Hey, Ansel. This is my sister, Ivy. 238 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:46,275 - Ah, the environmentalist. "Noice"! 239 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,068 I love me some nature! Ha, ha! 240 00:10:49,172 --> 00:10:51,793 - I'm so grateful that you bought Leaf's graphic novel. 241 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,655 The money's been put to great use, 242 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,379 and it's all thanks to Green Girl. 243 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,482 - Well, don't thank Green Girl. 244 00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:00,275 Thank our new and improved hero... 245 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,827 Green Boy! 246 00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:05,103 - What? - What? 247 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,931 - STUART: Best day ever! 248 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,172 What? 249 00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:14,931 - ♪ 250 00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:17,241 - Wait, what happened to Green Girl? 251 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:22,344 - We replaced her with an even better hero--Green Boy. 252 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,931 - He can do that? You can do that? 253 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,965 - Oh, yeah. It's in the contract. 254 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:29,517 Everything's already set up for a Green Boy press release party. 255 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,551 I'll send you dudeskis the deets. 256 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,862 - But you said you loved Green Girl. 257 00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:38,137 I believe your exact words were, "Noice!" 258 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:42,896 - The thing is, Green Boy will bring us that green money. 259 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,620 Data shows our readers relate more to boy heroes. 260 00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,103 - That's not the way I wrote it. 261 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,068 - Sure it is. Karate, the environment? 262 00:11:50,172 --> 00:11:51,931 It's all still there. 263 00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:55,862 To help it sell better, we just made one tiny tweekerini. 264 00:11:55,965 --> 00:12:00,310 - So it was a business decision...arini? 265 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,034 - You get it! 266 00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,310 - [dance music from sneakers] 267 00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,275 - Not now, shoes! 268 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:17,137 - ♪ 269 00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:19,517 - Sink as good as new. There's nothing quite like 270 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:21,034 the satisfaction of doing a job yourself, 271 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,655 making it worse, and then hiring a professional 272 00:12:22,758 --> 00:12:24,517 to fix it for you. 273 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,758 - I'm so happy, I almost want to do dishes. 274 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,206 I said almost. 275 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,793 - Hey, Dad. 276 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,517 - What is with the sad "Hey, Dad"? 277 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:36,724 - The publishing company 278 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:39,000 decided to change Green Girl to Green Boy. 279 00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,862 - Ansel said they could because of the contract. 280 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,034 Is that true, Uncle Lewis? 281 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,448 - No, that can't be possibly be true. 282 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:45,655 - Unfortunately, it is. 283 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,103 It's pretty much standard business practice. 284 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:50,724 - Yup, pretty standard, kids. Welcome to the real word. 285 00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,896 - It just feels weird. I told my followers 286 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,655 I wanted to inspire girls with a girl karate hero. 287 00:12:56,758 --> 00:13:00,241 - But more girls are still signing up for karate. 288 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,551 - And your message about saving the environment 289 00:13:02,655 --> 00:13:04,793 is still getting out there. 290 00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:07,724 - And boy or girl, that graphic novel is still paying 291 00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,241 for the robot arms I ordered. 292 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,793 - BOTH: That's a thing?! - Oh, it's a thing. 293 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,068 They're mecha-arms you wear 294 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:17,413 that shoot laser lights and give you robot strength. 295 00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:19,965 - Whoa. 296 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:22,655 - So in a way, everything worked out okay. 297 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,068 - Yeah. Everything's just... 298 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,206 great! 299 00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:31,896 I guess I do have a little frustration to work out. 300 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:38,310 - ♪ 301 00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:41,344 - Ivy, it was incredible how you won that karate tournament. 302 00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:42,689 You're all, "Hoo, hoo, hoo!" 303 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,689 And they were all, "Hi-yah!" 304 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,793 [nervous chuckle] Oops. 305 00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:52,620 - Look, it's Green Girl. 306 00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:54,551 - Oh, I'm not Green Girl. 307 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:57,241 - I know, your real name's Ivy. 308 00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:59,862 - Hey, did you get that gi from Ivy Cares? 309 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,413 - Yeah, you got me to try karate, 310 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,482 and now I love it so much. 311 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:08,241 - Aww, that is so sweet. 312 00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,000 - Sweet, but deadly! 313 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,241 You're really strong! - Thanks! 314 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:17,000 It's probably from doing so much karate chopping and karate! 315 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,620 I can't wait to get my copy of Green Girl. 316 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:21,896 It's gonna be so cool 317 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,793 to see a girl kicking bad guys' stinky butts. 318 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,275 - And what if Green Girl 319 00:14:27,379 --> 00:14:29,931 was a little different than you expected? 320 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,862 - Well, I sure hope she's not too different. 321 00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:33,793 I saw her picture on Ivy Cares, 322 00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:36,793 and I already made my Green Girl Halloween costume. 323 00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:39,000 She's my hero! 324 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:44,137 - Well, that was a bummer. 325 00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,275 Heh. 326 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,586 That would be mine. 327 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:52,931 Thanks. 328 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:58,206 - ♪ 329 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,965 - Hey, you got your mecha-arms. Aren't you gonna open them? 330 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,724 - The truth is, I'm not as excited about them 331 00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,620 after meeting that girl at Juiced Up. 332 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:08,034 - Yeah, that little girl is gonna be so disappointed 333 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:10,310 when she gets her copy of "Green Boy." 334 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:14,793 And plus, now she has to make a brand-new Halloween costume. 335 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,310 - Why doesn't Ansel understand 336 00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:19,724 that so many people would be inspired by a strong girl hero? 337 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:21,000 We were. 338 00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:23,034 Your mom inspired you to save the environment. 339 00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:25,379 - And your mom is defending our country. 340 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:26,896 She's a real hero. 341 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:33,241 Wait, I have a great idea to solve our problem. 342 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:36,551 - Having great ideas to solve problems are usually my thing, 343 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:39,586 but okay, what do you got? 344 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,896 - We're gonna convince Ansel 345 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,965 to change Green Boy back into Green Girl. 346 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,103 But we can't do it without your mecha-arms. 347 00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:48,482 - Yes, mecha-arms! Mecha! 348 00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:51,344 [chuckles] I guess I still am a little excited. 349 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:53,517 - ♪ 350 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,413 - ♪ 351 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:01,448 - Look at Green Boy over there with his dumb karate stick. 352 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:04,000 Green Girl doesn't need a stick to beat bad guys... 353 00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:06,931 or girls. Girls can be bad guys, too. 354 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,655 - I really hope your plan to save Green Girl works. 355 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,068 - Me, too. Are you ready? 356 00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,068 - Oh, I was born ready. 357 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,517 Actually I was born a baby, and then I grew up. 358 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,034 Then I was ready. 359 00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:22,034 - So...you're ready? - Yeah. 360 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:29,034 - Wow, I can't believe we're at a party at Mingo Comics. 361 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:30,448 Why are you arm-slapping me? 362 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:31,793 - Because they put out a bunch 363 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:34,241 of rare Mingoverse comics at this party. 364 00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:37,827 And look, "Dr. Twist versus General Granite," 365 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,379 the ultimate showdown-down-down-down-down. 366 00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:43,896 - "Who will emerge victorious?" 367 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,482 How come we've never seen this before? 368 00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:47,517 - Because it was never published! 369 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,172 This must be the only copy. 370 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,620 - Oh, and the answer to our argument 371 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,310 is inside these precious pages. 372 00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:00,379 - [microphone feedback] 373 00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,517 - It's getting started. My boy's about to go on. 374 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,896 - But what about the comic? 375 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,862 - No peeking until it's over. 376 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:10,724 - 'Sup, dudeskis? Welcome. 377 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,620 And give it up for the dudeski of the hour, 378 00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:16,517 the mind behind Green Boy, Leaf! 379 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:20,551 - [cheers and applause] 380 00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:24,172 - Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you a story. 381 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:28,103 When I picked up my first green crayon, little did I know-- 382 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:29,931 - STUART: Not so fast! - [gasps] 383 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:35,862 - I am the super villain, Planet Puncher, 384 00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,931 here to destroy all humans 385 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,758 so the superior machines can take over. 386 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:44,551 Also, I never recycle! 387 00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:46,000 - Hey, your boy's up there, too. 388 00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:50,068 - Ooh, he made a costume to go with his mecha-arms. 389 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:53,482 - Uh, what's going on? - You'll see. 390 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:56,517 Now, where was I? Ah, yes. 391 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:59,689 Destroying the planet! 392 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:03,310 Wah-hah! Wah-hah! Wah-hah! 393 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:07,620 - He's trashing our planet! Can no one save us? 394 00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:09,068 - IVY: I can! 395 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,448 - Green Girl! 396 00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:20,482 - [cheers and applause] 397 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:23,068 - That's right, it's me-- Green Girl! 398 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,965 - You won't foil my evil plan this time! 399 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,137 - Wrong, Planet Puncher! 400 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,655 I'm gonna unplug you once and for all! 401 00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:35,310 - [grunting] 402 00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:41,344 - ♪ 403 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:45,689 - Oh no, she didn't! 404 00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:50,344 - [grunting] 405 00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:52,862 - [grunts] 406 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,586 Looks like someone's a little rusty. 407 00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,206 Maybe it's time for a reboot! 408 00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,689 - Whoa-ho! 409 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:04,034 - Planet Puncher is powering down. 410 00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:09,206 - [applause] 411 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:13,000 - Thank you, Green Girl. You're my hero. 412 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:15,241 - Enough is enough. What is all this? 413 00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,965 - We're showing you what a great hero Green Girl is. 414 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,965 - Well, that's cute, but-- - Uh, Ivy? 415 00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:21,586 Help! For real, this time. 416 00:19:21,689 --> 00:19:24,241 - [mech-arms whirring] 417 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,586 - I've lost control of the robot arms. 418 00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:28,448 What the heck, mech? 419 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:30,413 - What do we do? - I don't know! 420 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,275 I didn't have time to read the instructions! 421 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,068 - [mecha-arms whirring] 422 00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:40,172 - Whoa, this is terrible! 423 00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:42,551 I mean, it's kind of awesome, but it's mostly terrible! 424 00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:48,275 Whoa. - Oh! 425 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,551 - Sorry, Daddy. It's the robot arms' fault! 426 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,103 - No! No! 427 00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:56,241 - BOTH: [groaning] 428 00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:59,586 - Time to stop the shenanigans. This is not "noice". 429 00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:04,413 - [mecha arms whirring] 430 00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:12,206 - ♪ 431 00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:22,379 - You saved me. 432 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:26,275 - Don't worry, everyone. I found the off switch. 433 00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:30,103 - CROWD: Green Girl! Green Girl! Green Girl! 434 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:39,137 - [laughs] What a show, am I right? 435 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:42,793 Oh, that fight sequence, which was totally planned, 436 00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:45,482 and which I absolutely knew about, 437 00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:48,896 was all part of a cray-diculous publicity stunt to announce 438 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,793 Mingo Comics' newest graphic novel superhero, Green Girl! 439 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:58,655 - CROWD: [cheers and applause] 440 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,827 - Oh. 441 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:05,551 - CROWD: [cheers and applause] 442 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:09,103 - Thanks for changing Green Boy back into Green Girl, Ansel. 443 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:11,862 - Thanks for helping me see how awesome she is. 444 00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:14,896 I think she's gonna be a big hit-ski. 445 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,413 - We're really sorry about the comic. 446 00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,103 - Maybe some tape would fix it? 447 00:21:19,206 --> 00:21:21,000 - Oh, that's just a display copy. 448 00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:23,172 We have all the originals in the Mingo vault. 449 00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,448 - Oh, you think we could see the real comic? 450 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:26,931 - After what you did with that one? 451 00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:29,655 [laughs] 452 00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:30,793 No, brahski. 453 00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:34,000 - Well, Lewis, I guess now we'll never know 454 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,172 who the most super superhero is. 455 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:41,103 - I think we do know. - [chuckles] 456 00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:42,689 - Green Girl! - Dr. Twist! 457 00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:47,517 Okay, Green Girl. 458 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,689 - How about we celebrate the return of Green Girl with... 459 00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,413 a dance party? 460 00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:53,586 - [stomps] 461 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:58,551 - [dance music from shoes] 462 00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:02,620 - Oh, I know the perfect dance to do in this mech. 463 00:22:02,724 --> 00:22:03,758 - Let me guess. 464 00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:05,448 - BOTH: The Robot! 465 00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,482 - ♪ 466 00:22:11,137 --> 00:22:12,793 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 467 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:19,310 ♪ 468 00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:20,827 ♪ Hey 469 00:22:20,931 --> 00:22:26,344 ♪ 470 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:27,620 ♪ Hey 471 00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:33,689 ♪ 472 00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:37,724 ♪ Hey ♪ 33938

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