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- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, whoo, hey, hey, whoo ♪♪

- Hey, Stuart, why are you hiding those pictures?

- My friend Jackson's coming over.

- Oh, from your baseball team?

- Yeah. It's the first time he's been to the house,

and he doesn't need to see a picture of me as a gumdrop.

- Aw, you were so cute.

- Or me in a highchair with spaghetti on my head.

- Adorable.

- Or...

you and me in the bathtub when we were two.

- Yeah, let's hide that.

- I just don't want him to think I'm lame.

Jackson's really cool.

You know, he's a lot like my friend Jayden from San Diego.

- Oh, so you guys will be burping the alphabet

and having farting contests?

- Let's hope!

As long as you guys don't embarrass me.

- [bagpipes playing]

- Oh, no, no, no.

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

- [bagpipe music continues]

- Back! Back! Back!

- [music continues]

- Hey, you should invite Jackson to the county fair this weekend.

Gemma's coming, and then we'll have four.

- Yeah, perfect. That way,

no one will get left out when we pair up on the rides.

- [doorbell rings]

- Okay, he's here.

Whatever you do, don't mention the time

I almost cried at that dog movie.

- You didn't almost cry. You sobbed.

- Because the dog walked all the way across the country

to find his way home.

[sobs] Not now, tears.

[clears throat]

Jackson! - Hey, Stuart!

- BOTH: Hey!

- Yeah, I'll just wave.

- This is my cousin Ivy.

- Protest Girl.

Stuart tells me you're always fighting for a good cause.

Any chance you could protest the healthy snack rule

in our baseball league?

- Yeah, maybe get those orange slices

turned into orange soda.

Who loves orange soda?

Stuart loves orange soda.

- Oh, I see what you two have in common.

- So, Jackson, we're going to the country fair

on Saturday night. Do you wanna come?

- Let's see.

Fun rides and yummy fried food?

Or having my mom bug me to clean my room?

It's tough, but I think I'll choose you two.

- [bagpipes playing]

- Do you hear bagpipes?

- No! That would be weird.

Hey, let's go outside and throw some kind of ball.

- Yeah.

- I don't care what Stuart says.

He was always an adorable gumdrop.

But this bathtub picture must be destroyed.

- ♪

- Dad, Arthur's new pig house came!

Actually, it's a dog house.

But don't tell Arthur.

He's more of a cat person.

- Whoo! That is fancy.

How the pig get a better looking place than us?

- Now that he's Internet famous,

Arthur needs a house fit for a star.

- [oinking]

- That pig's got some cool threads.

- I need you guys to help me put the house together.

- Sure thing.

Luckily, your dad's pretty handy with the hammer.

- [scoffs] Please.

The only nail you've ever hammered was on a thumb.

- Once again, Clark, I am sorry for accidentally

hitting your thumb with a hammer...

when I was 11.

- It still remembers.

- When you're done arguing, can you both help me?

The instructions say you need two adults.

- Of course, nephew.

I bring the inspiration and flair that's worthy

of a superstar like Arthur.

- Just make sure his dining room isn't next to the poop room.

And paint them both gold.

- Just like a superstar.

- ♪

- Check out the tiny curtains

I'm making for Arthur's new pig house.

Leaf says Arthur really values his privacy.

- Well, I made him this sequined welcome mat.

Who says a pig sty can't be pig stylish?

- Hey, Abby. Hey, Gemma.

Jackson's coming over again today.

- [phone dings]

- Jackson's here. I'll go get him.

- Jackson's Stuart's first close friend in Portland.

He's coming to the fair with us on Saturday night,

so hopefully you'll like him.

- Oh, I'm sure I will.

I mean, you're my BFF.

Stuart is the cousin of my BFF.

And Jackson is the BFF of the cousin of my BFF.

So, he's practically family.

- Jackson, I want you to meet my friend--

- Gemma? - Jackson?

- Oh, so you guys know each other?

- Oh, we know each other.

- Yep, we sure do.

- Great, so you're already...friends?

- If I were guessing,

I would say not friends.

- ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪

♪ Hey, hey, whee ♪

- ♪

- So...I feel like maybe

something bad happened between you two?

- It was when we were little kids,

and I don't want to talk about it.

- Yeah, well, I don't wanna talk about it even more

than she doesn't wanna talk about it.

- Well, since nobody wants to talk about it,

then what are we talking about? Let's just forget it.

- Come on, Jackson.

Let's start bowling down some zombies.

- And, Gemma, those sequins aren't gonna glue themselves.

- Gotcha! Take that!

Strike!

- Wow! You just cleared the whole level,

destroyed everybody.

Including my character.

- I'm good at bowling down Gemmas--I mean zombies.

- [fabric rips]

- Whoa, Gemma, are you okay?

- Yeah, why?

- Because you just ripped that welcome mat apart

with your bare hands.

- Sorry, I was just thinking about Jackson.

I mean, Jackson--I mean, uh, something about sewing.

- You know what? I think I'm grab some snacks from the house.

Stuart, do you wanna come with me into the house?

- Yes, please.

- [video game sounds]

- Hey! You can't just start building.

See?

This guy's saying, "Stop.

First, read the instructions."

- No, he's saying, "Go ahead, you got this."

That's what he's saying.

- Look, we can't start without making sure we have

all the correct pieces.

- You take all the fun out of everything.

Ever since we were kids, we can't even play a game

without you spending an hour going over the rules!

- Well, playing by the rules is how you know you're having fun!

- Dad! - Dad!

- Oh, hey, kids. What's up?

- We need some advice.

What do you do when two people who are very close to you

are not getting along?

- Have you seen these two people recently argue in front of you?

- Yeah. And it seems like the problem

has been going on since they were little kids.

- Hmm, you do not need that kind of drama in your life.

Hmm-mm. These two sounds like bad apples.

- I see what you kids are getting at.

Maybe these two need to put their past aside,

and have fun doing an activity together.

- That's really good advice, Dad.

- Yeah, thanks, Uncle Lewis.

- You heard what the kids said.

We need to stop arguing in front of them.

- Oh, wait, we're the bad apples?

- Yes.

And just like I told the kids,

we need to put this pig house together, not argue,

and have fun.

- Cool. To start the fun, I'll just

throw away these instructions.

- Oh, you will do no such thing.

- Hey, Dad. Hey, Uncle Clark.

- LEWIS AND CLARK: Hey, Leaf.

- We're just working on the pig house.

- Together.

Having fun.

- Great. Arthur and I are ready to help.

- [motor humming]

- Arthur's also gonna need a walk-in closet.

Pfft, you've seen his wardrobe.

- Hey, guys, new plan.

Let's all do something together.

- And have fun.

Who's up for foosball?

- No thanks. - Pass.

- Foosball it is.

- Okay, but I should warn you all that I'm pretty good,

just in case anyone here isn't up for the challenge.

- I'm up for the challenge.

In fact, I challenge you.

But I call the red team, because they match my shoes!

- All that matters is that we're having fun together.

Whoo, nice shot!

- Yes! The first point is ours! - That's not fair!

You purposefully sent it to the right one!

You know I have a bad elbow!

- You know what's worse than having a bad elbow?

Having the whole school call you dirt eater!

- Dirt eater?

Okay, this is getting weird.

- Come on, guys, just tell us what happened.

It'll help you.

Plus, it sounds really juicy.

- Fine, you're not going to believe this,

but Jackson and I were actually best friends in first grade

until that day on the playground.

- Gemma was too chicken to hang from the jungle gym.

So, she made me stand underneath her.

- No, you dared me to hang off the jungle gym.

And when I fell, you didn't catch me,

because you were busy eating a cheese puff off the ground.

- Because you dared me to eat that puff.

And then you ran crying to the teacher,

and the whole class started calling me a dirt eater!

- Whoa, look, guys, look.

All this happened a long time ago.

So, maybe it's time you put this behind you?

- I still have a hideous scar!

- That just looks like a freckle.

- I had to stop eating brown food

in case anyone thought it was dirt.

I haven't had a brownie since I was six.

- Um, do you think we should go back in the house

and ask for some more snacks from our dads?

- Don't bother. I have to go!

- No, I have to go first! - No!

- BOTH: [indistinct arguing]

- Wow, I've never seen Gemma like this before.

- This stinks.

I was really excited that Jackson

was coming to the fair with us tomorrow.

But now it's going to be so awkward.

- [phones dinging]

- Great, Jackson said he's not going.

- Apparently, neither is Gemma.

Well, now it won't be awkward.

- ♪

- Thanks for helping me set up my old jungle gym.

- I remember it being a lot bigger.

- Well, hopefully, our plan will help

Gemma and Jackson get along.

- It better.

We're supposed to leave for the fair in an hour.

- Ivy, I got here as fast as I could.

What is the fashion emergency?

Oh, I see.

- Actually, I just said that to get you here.

- Excuse me.

What's wrong with this?

- Stuart, what's the baseball emergency?

- Uh, there's no baseball emergency.

- What is going on here?

Is this about the fair? I told you I'm not going.

- Me neither.

- No, we're gonna act out the incident on the playground

to get to the bottom of what happened.

- I'll be Jackson, and Ivy will be Gemma.

[clears throat]

"Gemma, I dare you to hang off the jungle gym."

- "Okay, but I'm a little scared."

- I wasn't scared.

My hands were just slippery from fingerpainting.

- "Jackson, I dare you to eat that dirty cheese puff

off the ground."

- Oh, are we actually doing this?

"Okay."

Nom, nom, nom, nom. - Hey!

I ate it.

You eat it.

- I knew I should have been Gemma.

- This is all wrong.

I'll show you what Jackson was doing.

"I don't hear someone screaming for help

because I'm a drooling over a dirty cheese puff."

- She is lying.

That's not how it happened.

She was all, "I don't care about my safety, because I'm too busy

"daring my friend to eat

something disgusting for my own amusement."

- I don't flip my hair like that.

I flip it like this, okay?

- You are such a tattletale.

- I know you are, but what am I?

- What are we gonna do?

How are we gonna get those two to the fair?

- They're both so competitive it seems like they only thing

they've ever had in common is daring each other.

- [indistinct arguing]

- Wait! I got it!

Hey!

I dare you guys to come with us to the fair

and ride The Terror Drop.

I heard that ride is so scary,

they give you a diaper before you get on it.

- And you know what's even scarier?

Most diapers aren't recyclable.

Well, that's scarier to me.

- Oh, I'll ride The Terror Drop.

But I know Gemma's probably too chicken.

- Oh, I'll be there, but you probably won't see me since

you'll be too busy looking for spilled food on the ground.

- Great! So we're all going.

- ♪

- Hey, how's the pig house coming?

- Almost done.

- Yep. Almost done.

- Hey, the roof is crooked.

I'm pretty sure Arthur wanted it to look like it does on the box.

- Oh, that's just your Uncle Clark's

creative architecture.

Apparently, you just have to look at like this...

See?

Perfect.

- And check out this mailbox.

Your dad spend eight hours on it,

even though it's completely useless,

but, boy, is it sturdy.

- [banging]

- And most importantly is that we're working on this together.

- And having fun.

- That's great, guys.

But here's the thing.

Arthur may be a pig, but he's got class.

And this house is kind of a hot mess.

- You're right, son.

We will fix it, and we will have fun doing it together.

- Together.

- Thanks, we'll need something for Arthur's housewarming party.

He's gonna be deejaying all night long.

- ♪

- BOTH: That's one cool pig.

- ♪

- [kids screaming]

- That's The Terror Drop?

- I knew the ride was high, but now that I see it,

I don't think I can go through with this. Can you?

- Please, I'm a man. And I'm man enough to say

that I'm way too scared to get on that thing.

- But we have to,

we're the ones that dared Jackson and Gemma.

- Come on, you guys, are we doing this or what?

- Oh, gee, the line looks really long.

- Guess we can't go on the ride.

Oh well, there's always next year.

- Actually, wait time's only five minutes.

A bunch of chickens saw how high the ride is,

started crying for their mamas, ran off.

- Ooh...yay.

- Hey, Gemma, this ride looks a lot higher than a jungle gym.

Now's your chance to back out.

- No way I'm backing out.

But, hey, if you want to, go right ahead.

Come on, Ivy.

- Uh.

Oh, sorry, guys.

I don't think I'm tall enough to go on, have a good time.

- What are you talking about?

You're totally tall enough.

We need to work on your posture.

- RIDERS: [screams]

[sighs]

- Um, oh...shoot.

No one with back injuries can ride.

I sat on a bee last summer,

and what's more back than your butt?

- You are hilarious, dude.

- Looks like you're my next victims.

Sorry, but we're all out of diapers.

- Oh, is this really scary?

- How would I know? I wouldn't go on this thing.

- [whispers] I don't care what anyone says,

we've gotta get off this ride.

- [whispers] Agreed, our friends will just have to understand.

- I'm sorry-- - Jackson, I can't do this ride.

- --no way I can go through--

We're locked in!

- This is really happening!

- [screaming]

- [screaming]

- Wait, why are you guys screaming?

- Are you scared?

- Heck yeah, I don't really wanna go on this ride.

- Me neither!

- What? - Are you kidding me?

- I just did it because I couldn't let Jackson win.

- And I only did it because I didn't want Gemma to win.

- Wait, if we're all too scared to ride this, then let's not.

- Uh, excuse me, ma'am, can we get off this ride?

- Sure you can...

when it's over.

- ALL: [screaming]

- So we're all gonna die on a ride

that none of us even wanted to go on.

- Now I'm never gonna get a chance

to play Zombie Strike Two.

It's coming out tomorrow.

- I have so much shopping left to do!

There's a whole world of new purses I'll never buy.

- And I'll never get a chance to play in the major leagues.

My chances of making it were slim.

But still. [sobbing]

- I've accomplished a lot in my short time on Earth.

I'm at peace.

- Gemma, I'm really sorry about what happened on the jungle gym.

I should have caught you.

- No, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have dared you to eat that cheese puff.

- And I'm sorry I dared us all to go on this ride.

- [machine clicks]

- We're at the top. This is it.

You know what?

I'm not at peace!

- ALL: [screaming]

- ♪ Whoo

- The Terror Drop is the most horrifying ride

I've ever been on.

And I loved every second of it!

- It's the best ride we went on all night.

- I know! It's the only ride we went on.

Over.

And over.

And over.

And over.

- And you know, having a death-near experience

taught me something very important.

I'll never take shopping for granted again.

I bought 12 purses on the way home!

- Who's up for some foosball?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Let's do it. - Alright.

- I'm on Stuart's team. - Ivy's team.

- Well, Clark, we did it.

- And congratulations, Lewis.

Instead of hitting one of my thumbs,

you hit both.

- Hey, Leaf! The house is ready!

- ARTHUR: [squealing] - This is amazing!

Arthur, go check it out.

- Wait, how come he doesn't like it?

We built it exactly like the picture on the box.

- I guess he just liked the box.

The truth is, Arthur's a simple pig

with simple tastes.

I'm the classy one.

Ooh, I love the chandelier in the dining room.

- Hey, kids.

Check out this pig house we just finished.

- Having fun...

together.

- Awesome. - That's great.

- Anyway, we just wanna thank you for your great advice.

Look how well our friends are getting along.

- Wait, those were the two people

that weren't getting along? - Uh, yeah.

Who did you think we were talking about?

- They weren't talking about us?

- So you mean to tell me I was nice to you all weekend

for no reason? - Oh, there was a reason.

You don't even know what our kids are talking about.

- Me? You the one who can't follow simple directions.

- I have hammered thumbs!

- BOTH: [sighs]

- Doesn't that feel better? - Yes. Yes!

Let's agree to never get along again.

Ow, man.

- Hey, can someone bring me a towel?

I think I'm gonna take a bath in here.

- Ugh! - Yes!

- So, what do you guys wanna do next?

- Oh, let's see a movie.

The sequel to Doggie's Long Walk Home

just came out. - Great idea.

But we have to bring some tissues,

because I cried like a baby at the last one.

- Me, too!

- Wow, you two really do have a lot in common.

- How does that dog keep getting lost?

- I know.

His family misses him so much.

- [sobbing] Not now, tears.

- Maybe we should see something else.

- ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪

♪ Hey

♪

♪ Hey

♪

♪ Whee ♪

- ♪