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Save me, Lifeguard! 3 00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:18,793 - [suspenseful music plays] 4 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:20,310 - A great white shark! 5 00:00:20,413 --> 00:00:23,689 - ♪ 6 00:00:23,793 --> 00:00:29,620 - [rock music plays] 7 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:35,689 ♪ 8 00:00:42,724 --> 00:00:44,034 - Thank you! 9 00:00:46,344 --> 00:00:48,517 Arthur, you're my hero. 10 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:52,344 - [oinks] 11 00:00:52,448 --> 00:00:54,241 - [applause] 12 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:56,517 - That was Arthur's best video yet. 13 00:00:56,620 --> 00:01:00,068 - Yup, and I'm glad my old dolls are being put to good use. 14 00:01:00,172 --> 00:01:03,034 But FYI, that one didn't need to be rescued. 15 00:01:03,137 --> 00:01:06,137 Glitter Glenda is a champion swimmer. 16 00:01:06,241 --> 00:01:07,827 - [tablet beeps] 17 00:01:07,931 --> 00:01:09,137 - Alfie's Grocery Store 18 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:12,241 is looking for a new spokesperson for a commercial. 19 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:14,000 I'm gonna send them Arthur's video. 20 00:01:14,103 --> 00:01:15,137 - Good idea. 21 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,413 I mean, Arthur's a triple threat. 22 00:01:17,517 --> 00:01:21,241 He does drama, comedy, and he looks great in a bathing suit. 23 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:25,137 - This commercial could be his big break. 24 00:01:25,241 --> 00:01:29,413 - Or his pig break! [laughs] 25 00:01:29,517 --> 00:01:30,793 No? 26 00:01:30,896 --> 00:01:33,103 - I just want the world to know how great Arthur is. 27 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:34,758 I mean, look at him. 28 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:38,241 - [oinks] 29 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:40,275 - That's one cool pig. 30 00:01:40,379 --> 00:01:44,379 - ♪ 31 00:01:44,482 --> 00:01:47,000 - Why is there a shopping cart in the middle of my living room? 32 00:01:47,103 --> 00:01:49,034 - Oh, Leaf told me Alfie's Market 33 00:01:49,137 --> 00:01:50,172 is shooting a commercial. 34 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:51,344 They're gonna need background shoppers, 35 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:54,241 so I thought I'd try it out. [laughs] 36 00:01:54,344 --> 00:01:56,793 Don't even think about auditioning, backstabber. 37 00:01:58,448 --> 00:01:59,724 - What are you talking about? 38 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:02,137 - That time I was supposed to be in that soup commercial 39 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:04,517 and you stole my part. - I was eight. 40 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,310 And the only reason why I got the part 41 00:02:06,413 --> 00:02:07,931 was 'cause you couldn't remember your one line. 42 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:11,206 How hard is it to say, "Yum, soup"? 43 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:15,379 - Mm, that's a question I ask myself every day. 44 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:17,379 But if I get this Alfie's commercial, 45 00:02:17,482 --> 00:02:20,482 we can finally put to rest our lifelong feud. 46 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:21,931 - What feud? 47 00:02:22,034 --> 00:02:23,724 I forgot about the commercial until you just mentioned it. 48 00:02:23,827 --> 00:02:25,896 You're overthinking this. - I never overthink. 49 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,896 Now, which one of these 11 characters do you think 50 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I should audition with? 51 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:31,241 This is guy who's about to buy milk, 52 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:33,586 but realizes it's past the expiration date. 53 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:38,517 [gasps] No! 54 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:44,482 No! 1995! No! 55 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:47,482 - Clark, all you're gonna be doing 56 00:02:47,586 --> 00:02:49,413 is standing in the background, not talking. 57 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,586 You don't need a character. 58 00:02:50,689 --> 00:02:52,655 - Listen, I am taking this very seriously. 59 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:55,103 I need to be prepared. How about this? 60 00:02:55,206 --> 00:02:57,172 Guy who walks past freezer aisle, 61 00:02:57,275 --> 00:02:59,379 but realizes he doesn't have a jacket? 62 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:04,862 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 63 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:06,689 [sneezes] 64 00:03:06,793 --> 00:03:11,586 - ♪ 65 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:14,517 - Hey, Leaf. Made you a happy pancake. 66 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:18,862 - It should be a sad pancake. 67 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,310 - There's no such thing. 68 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:22,413 - What's wrong? - Alfie's turned down Arthur 69 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:24,344 to be their star of their commercial. 70 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:26,172 - They turned down the video? 71 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:28,310 Did you tell him he did his own stunts? 72 00:03:28,413 --> 00:03:29,862 - They probably didn't even watch it. 73 00:03:29,965 --> 00:03:31,068 They only want someone 74 00:03:31,172 --> 00:03:32,931 who already has a social media following. 75 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:35,896 - Then let's get him a following. 76 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,034 If a talented pig like Arthur can't get famous, 77 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:41,206 then I don't even know why the Internet was invented. 78 00:03:41,310 --> 00:03:42,689 - But the audition's Friday. 79 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:46,448 He'd need, like, 100,000 followers to even be considered. 80 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:49,137 - Friday? That's three days from now. 81 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:52,862 - Yeah, that's plenty of time for Arthur to blow up online 82 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,517 and get that commercial. 83 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,137 I promise, I can do it. 84 00:03:56,241 --> 00:03:57,896 I have a plan. 85 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,724 - Really? Thanks, guys! 86 00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:02,068 I'm gonna go tell Arthur the good news... 87 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:05,620 and give him some happy pancake. 88 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,310 - So what's your plan? 89 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:13,655 - To ask you how to make someone Internet famous. 90 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:15,172 - Me? 91 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:16,689 - You're the one with tons of followers. 92 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:19,689 So, what's our plan? - Stuart, it took me two years 93 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,724 to build up followers for Ivy Cares. 94 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:24,655 Why did you promise you can do it in three days? 95 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:26,931 Leaf is gonna be so disappointed. 96 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,275 - Well, he won't be disappointed 97 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:30,448 if we make Arthur famous in three days. 98 00:04:30,551 --> 00:04:32,482 - But we can't make Arthur famous in three days, 99 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,586 so Leaf will be disappointed. 100 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:38,862 - Look, we can go back and forth on who promised Leaf what, 101 00:04:38,965 --> 00:04:41,000 but I think it would be more productive if you'd just agree 102 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:43,517 to help me to make the pig famous in three days. 103 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:49,000 - Hey, bros! Just been working out. 104 00:04:49,103 --> 00:04:51,517 [grunts] 105 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,482 Which aisle has the protein powder? 106 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:55,827 Ooh, free samples! Gotta carb up. 107 00:04:57,827 --> 00:05:03,827 - ♪ 108 00:05:05,068 --> 00:05:07,448 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 109 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:12,034 ♪ 110 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,344 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 111 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:19,448 - ♪ 112 00:05:19,551 --> 00:05:21,965 - Hey, Leaf. What are you doing? 113 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:24,103 - Taking headshots of Arthur to give to the director 114 00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:25,551 when we go to the audition. 115 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:27,551 This is his professional look. 116 00:05:30,482 --> 00:05:32,344 His work look. 117 00:05:32,448 --> 00:05:33,620 His smart look. 118 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:38,172 His adventurous look. 119 00:05:38,275 --> 00:05:40,275 And his mysterious look. 120 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:43,310 - Arthur's not in this picture. 121 00:05:43,413 --> 00:05:45,034 - That's what makes him mysterious. 122 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,620 Okay, he was on the floor pooping. 123 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,275 That's why you can't see him. 124 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,793 - Listen, we basically have three days 125 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,137 to make Arthur famous. 126 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:57,793 So Ivy and I have been watching a bunch of viral videos. 127 00:05:57,896 --> 00:06:00,931 - My favorites are the ones with random acts of kindness, 128 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:05,241 like when people surprise strangers by giving them money. 129 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:07,172 - I still think we should do a prank video, 130 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:08,931 like when people surprise strangers 131 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:11,103 by scaring the living daylights out of them. 132 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,344 - I don't know. 133 00:06:13,448 --> 00:06:15,103 Pranks sometimes make me feel bad. 134 00:06:15,206 --> 00:06:17,689 - Oh, well, giving out money always makes me feel bad. 135 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:21,655 - Well, it won't be you. It'll be Arthur. 136 00:06:21,758 --> 00:06:23,310 - But Arthur doesn't have any money. 137 00:06:23,413 --> 00:06:25,655 - No, but I know another piggy that does. 138 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:31,517 Alright, it's time to break the bank. 139 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:34,000 - Wait, let me cover Arthur's eyes. 140 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,724 He shouldn't see this. 141 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:37,655 - [oinks] 142 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:43,689 - ♪ 143 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:46,034 - Okay, here you go, Arthur. 144 00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:50,551 Once we put up this video of Arthur passing out money, 145 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:52,827 he'll definitely get a lot more followers. 146 00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:56,517 People will go hog wild! 147 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,965 Eh? 148 00:06:58,068 --> 00:06:59,689 That one was good, right? 149 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,551 - Moving on. 150 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,655 I'll make sure to get everyone's reactions. 151 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:08,344 - Um, guys? Small problem. 152 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:10,137 - [oinks] 153 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,551 - Arthur! 154 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:14,068 You ate the money? 155 00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:18,310 What are you doing? - Filming your reaction. 156 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:20,482 You look surprised. 157 00:07:20,586 --> 00:07:22,034 Now you look annoyed. 158 00:07:23,448 --> 00:07:24,931 I'm just gonna stop filming now. 159 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:32,172 - ♪ 160 00:07:34,482 --> 00:07:36,344 - [altered voice] Oh, pardon me, stranger. 161 00:07:36,448 --> 00:07:38,068 I am not from around me. 162 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:39,827 Could you direct me to the jelly? 163 00:07:39,931 --> 00:07:42,827 I seem to have found the peanut butter, 164 00:07:42,931 --> 00:07:44,448 but not the jelly! 165 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,689 - Seriously, Clark? 166 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:47,931 - Who is this Clark you speak of? 167 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:51,379 No, no, I am Emmett, a down-on-his-luck loner 168 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:54,344 who seems to be missing two things in life-- 169 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:57,241 love and jelly! 170 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,551 - Okay, Emmett. 171 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:01,000 If you see Clark, can you tell him he's ridiculous? 172 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,068 - Unzip! 173 00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:06,206 [normal voice] Okay, look, here's the thing. 174 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,586 I read some acting tips online 175 00:08:07,689 --> 00:08:09,862 that said to always try to stay in character. 176 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:11,000 Re-zip! 177 00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:16,724 [altered voice] Ah, now, about that jelly. 178 00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:19,379 - And you're going through all this for one silly commercial? 179 00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:21,000 - Unzip! 180 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:25,586 - [normal voice] Look, Lewis, this is finally my chance. 181 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,344 You had yours. 182 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:28,827 Re-zip! 183 00:08:29,862 --> 00:08:32,517 [altered voice] Ah, now, if you'll excuse me, 184 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,827 there is some jelly with my name on it-- 185 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,310 which, to be clear, is Emmett! 186 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:39,965 - Okay, I'll play along. 187 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:42,413 [altered voice] The jelly is this way, Emmett. 188 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:45,448 Let me show you. - Oh, thank you, my good man. 189 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,517 - No problem. Right down here. 190 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,793 It's on aisle four. - Aisle four? 191 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,310 - Over there. - Oh, I see. 192 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:51,689 - Thank you for shopping. 193 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:54,689 - [door knocking] 194 00:08:54,793 --> 00:08:56,965 - Sorry, we're closed. 195 00:08:57,068 --> 00:08:59,896 - ♪ 196 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,620 - Now we're gonna try my way and do a prank video. 197 00:09:02,724 --> 00:09:04,965 - Oh, I have a great one. 198 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:07,586 Arthur can buy everyone here smoothies. 199 00:09:07,689 --> 00:09:08,862 - How is that a prank? 200 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,379 - Because we don't know what flavors they like. 201 00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:13,000 It'll be chaos. 202 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:15,965 - Okay, Ivy, we don't have a lot of time, 203 00:09:16,068 --> 00:09:18,206 so why don't you leave the pranks to the pros? 204 00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:21,689 - So what does Arthur need to do? 205 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:23,344 - He needs to hide. 206 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:25,344 Hmm. 207 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:27,275 We'll put Arthur into that guy's bag. 208 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:30,068 Once the guy sees a pig in there, he'll freak out. 209 00:09:30,172 --> 00:09:34,034 We'll post the video online and bam, Arthur's famous. 210 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:35,034 Here we go. 211 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:41,034 - ♪ 212 00:09:46,517 --> 00:09:47,793 - You think this will work? 213 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:50,551 - ARTHUR: [oinks] 214 00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:52,000 - [screams] 215 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:55,241 [screams] 216 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:58,068 - Yes, I do. 217 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:01,862 - Are you okay? 218 00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:03,724 - [splash] 219 00:10:03,827 --> 00:10:06,034 - Just so you know, my plan was to have the pig 220 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:08,413 buy you a smoothie. 221 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:09,758 - Go, go, go! 222 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:11,896 - ♪ 223 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,172 - [laughter] 224 00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:15,896 - Look how many views "Juice Store Freakout" has. 225 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,103 - Told you! The video is officially viral. 226 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:21,896 - But wait, you can't even see Arthur. 227 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,413 - Huh? 228 00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:26,275 And all the comments are about how funny the Freakout Guy is. 229 00:10:26,379 --> 00:10:29,793 - We were trying to make Arthur famous, not the other guy. 230 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,103 We should've put a guy in Arthur's bag. 231 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:34,689 - [oinks] 232 00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:36,379 - We'll just have to try again. Come on. 233 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:38,034 - The audition's this afternoon. 234 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,172 That's not enough time to make a video and go viral. 235 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:44,172 - Thanks for trying, guys. Sorry, Arthur. 236 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:46,793 I guess the world will never know how awesome you are. 237 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:52,448 - [oinks] 238 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:55,172 - [laughs] 239 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,379 You guys gotta see this "Juice Store Freakout" video. 240 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,310 It is hilarious! [laughs] 241 00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:01,827 - [screams] 242 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:04,413 - You know how you guys were trying to do videos of Arthur? 243 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:06,241 You should do something like this. 244 00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:08,000 - Thanks for the tip, Dad. 245 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:10,827 - I wonder what was in that bag? [laughs] 246 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,413 He was like, aaaaah! 247 00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:13,827 [laughs] 248 00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:15,137 - ♪ 249 00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:21,068 - ♪ 250 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:22,379 - I feel terrible. 251 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,689 - I know. Leaf was crushed. 252 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:26,586 - And I'm crushed, too. 253 00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:28,724 How am I gonna sell all these T-shirts now? 254 00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:33,724 I can't believe we promised Leaf 255 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,931 we'd make Arthur an overnight sensation. 256 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,655 - Well, not we. You promised him. 257 00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:40,551 - We convinced Leaf we were gonna get Arthur 258 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,482 in that commercial, and we got his hopes up. 259 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:46,137 - Again, you keep saying "we." It was you. 260 00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:49,000 - We really let him down. What were we thinking? 261 00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:53,000 - We were thinking that this was all your fault. 262 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,896 - Okay, there's gotta be a better way to get Arthur 263 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,482 in that commercial. - The audition's today. 264 00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,241 We can't make Arthur an overnight sensation 265 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,379 without an overnight. 266 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:04,896 - Then we're gonna go down to that commercial audition 267 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,517 and convince the director to use Arthur anyway. 268 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,275 - How are we gonna do that? 269 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:12,413 - Please, how could anyone say no to this face? 270 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:14,793 - Aw, you're right. He's so cute. 271 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:17,310 - Oh, not his face. This one. 272 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:23,103 - ♪ 273 00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,068 - Next! 274 00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,551 - Go get 'em! 275 00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:29,137 - [oinks] - Hello. 276 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,655 We understand you're looking for a star for your commercial? 277 00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:33,241 - Well, look no further, 278 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:36,172 because the star you've been looking for is right here. 279 00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:40,517 What he lacks in followers, he makes up for in cuteness. 280 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:43,413 - Sorry, we're looking for a spokesperson that already has 281 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,448 a large social media presence. 282 00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:48,827 Also, we're looking for a spokesperson that's a person. 283 00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:50,758 That's a pig. Next! 284 00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:52,689 - Wait! Hear us out. 285 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:56,068 A spokes-pig is just what your commercial needs. 286 00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,586 Picture it. 287 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,379 This little piggy went to market. 288 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:02,965 - Intrigued. 289 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,896 - Imagine Arthur pushing a cart up and down the aisles. 290 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,310 - While looking adorable. 291 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,241 - His little piggy hands picking out groceries. 292 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:13,862 - While looking adorable. - He can do that? 293 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:16,758 - Arthur's super talented. He can do anything. 294 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,689 - Did I mention-- - [oinks loudly] 295 00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:21,172 - --he was adorable? 296 00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,586 - This little piggy went to market? 297 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,000 I love it. Let's do this. 298 00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:27,172 The part's yours! See you tomorrow. 299 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,827 That's a wrap! 300 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:31,241 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I didn't get my turn yet. 301 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,482 You didn't even audition the shoppers. 302 00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:35,448 - We're not auditioning shoppers. 303 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,862 If you want to be in the background, 304 00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:38,586 just show up tomorrow morning. 305 00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,793 - [gasps] So I got the part? 306 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,482 - Sure, whatever. 307 00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,758 - Ahh! Did you hear that? 308 00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:48,655 She said, "Sure, whatever." Ha-ha! 309 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:51,172 All that hard work paid off! 310 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:52,551 Re-zip! 311 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,344 [altered voice] Where is the jelly? 312 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,172 - ♪ 313 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:00,862 - Leaf, guess what? We-- 314 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,965 - --talked the director into letting Arthur 315 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,965 be the spokes-pig for the commercial. 316 00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:08,793 - No way! - Hey, I wanted to tell him. 317 00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:11,413 - Oh, sorry. Go ahead. 318 00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,827 - We talked the director into letting Arthur 319 00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:17,344 be the spokes-pig for the commercial! 320 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:20,379 - No way! Again! 321 00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,862 Thanks, guys. 322 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,344 - Here's the list of all the things Arthur needs to do 323 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,206 in the commercial. 324 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:29,206 - How much of this stuff does he already know how to do? 325 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,275 - Mm-hmm. 326 00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:32,827 Ooh. 327 00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,862 Mm-hmm. 328 00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:39,103 Yeah, none of it. - Okay, then. 329 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,896 I guess we have us some pig training to do. 330 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,586 - Come on, Arthur. 331 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:44,965 - Okay, Arthur. 332 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,275 You just need to push this little cart, like this. 333 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,241 - Now you try it, Arthur. 334 00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:51,551 - [oinks] 335 00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:53,413 - ♪ 336 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,655 - Good job, now you get a treat. 337 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:57,206 - [oinks] 338 00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,413 - Okay, now we need to teach him how to put stuff in the cart. 339 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:02,206 - He can use these strawberries. 340 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,482 - Oh! 341 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,551 Here you go, Arthur. 342 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:09,137 - ♪ 343 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,482 - Oh, yeah. He doesn't like strawberries. 344 00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:13,448 - ARTHUR: [oinks] 345 00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:16,275 - My bad. - [oinks] 346 00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,379 - Okay, Arthur. 347 00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:18,931 Show us how excited you get when you see 348 00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:21,413 the low, low prices at Alfie's! 349 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:22,931 - [oinks] 350 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,827 - Circle, Arthur. 351 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:27,068 - Nice work, Arthur. 352 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:29,413 - Arthur? Put it in the basket, Arthur. 353 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,379 - The basket, the basket. - IVY: The basket, Arthur. 354 00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:34,655 - Come on, Arthur. - Come on, Arthur. 355 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:35,965 - Put it-- 356 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,862 - Put it in the basket. 357 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:39,827 - Come on, Arthur. I know you can do it. 358 00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,206 - Good job! 359 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,137 - [cheering] 360 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,724 - IVY: Here you go, Arthur. 361 00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:45,206 - He's learned everything! 362 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,379 - We did it! 363 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:52,827 These mini groceries are making me hungry, but just a little. 364 00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:54,344 - Tiny chips, anyone? 365 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,862 - Yeah, why not? - Ooh. 366 00:15:56,965 --> 00:16:00,586 - ARTHUR: [oinks] 367 00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:06,620 - ♪ 368 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,551 - This is your big day, Arthur. 369 00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,551 - More like your pig day! 370 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:16,103 [laughs] 371 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:18,172 Okay, I have a problem. 372 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:21,137 - Hey, thanks for coming to support me, Lewis. 373 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,310 - I'm just here to support the kids and the pig. 374 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:24,482 But sure. 375 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,413 - There's my star. 376 00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:30,241 - I wouldn't say star, but I'm flattered. 377 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:32,689 - I was talking about the pig. 378 00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,275 - Oh, I--I knew that. 379 00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:36,172 Hey, quick question about my character. 380 00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,931 - Your character is background shopper number three. 381 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,827 You just stand over there. 382 00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,241 - So to be clear, you don't have a preference 383 00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,310 on whether I'm British or from the South? 384 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:48,758 - You don't speak in the commercial, so no, 385 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:50,827 I don't have a preference. 386 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,586 - [Southern accent] Southern it is! 387 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,517 [laughs] Break a leg, y'all! 388 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,034 - [clears throat] - Okay, Ma'am. 389 00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,965 What do you need from us? - We're gonna start 390 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,241 with a simple shot of the pig pushing the cart. 391 00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,241 - Good, he can do that, no problem. 392 00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:08,310 - Great, let's do this. Places, people! 393 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:09,724 - And pigs! 394 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,448 - [oinks] 395 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:15,620 - Okay, Arthur, it's time for work. 396 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,758 Just push the car and then you'll get a treat. 397 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,275 - Just like we practiced. 398 00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:21,931 - Action! 399 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:27,206 - [oinks] 400 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,103 - Push the cart, buddy. - Just a little nudge. 401 00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:31,206 - Here, buddy. - Is there a problem? 402 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,551 'Cause I have a problem with problems. 403 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,275 - No, he'll get it. 404 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,689 Come on, Arthur. You can do it. 405 00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:40,034 - He's gonna do it. 406 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,344 - Yeah, he's not gonna do it. 407 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,241 - ♪ Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 408 00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:53,793 - Come on, Arthur, what's wrong? 409 00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:55,931 - [oinks] 410 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,379 - He doesn't want any treats. 411 00:17:57,482 --> 00:18:00,551 - He must be full from the treats we already gave him. 412 00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,241 And the treats he gave himself. 413 00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:05,137 Arthur almost ate the whole bag. - He did? 414 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,206 - Unless one of you guys had some. 415 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,482 - Okay, fine, I tried one. 416 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:11,827 But just to see what it tasted like. 417 00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,344 I swear, that's it. 418 00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,862 - Treats are the only way to get Arthur to do anything. 419 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,586 Now what do we do? 420 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,620 - What gives? 421 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,172 Is the pig ready to work or not? 422 00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:26,103 - Um...of course he is! 423 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,862 He just needs to... 424 00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:31,965 - Um, fix his makeup. We'll be right back. 425 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,034 - [oinks] 426 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:37,793 - Okay, folks! 427 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:40,379 While the pig is powdering his snout, 428 00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:43,931 let's get some shots of the customers shopping. 429 00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:45,172 - You! 430 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,344 Why don't you have a basket? - Me? 431 00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,172 Oh, [chuckles] I'm not even supposed to be-- 432 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,655 - Someone get that guy a basket! 433 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:55,862 - Oh, no. It's "Yum, soup!" all over again! 434 00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,758 This is my time! 435 00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,344 - And...action! 436 00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:02,724 Cut! 437 00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,724 What do you think you're doing? - I don't know! 438 00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:08,068 - Obviously! You're fired. 439 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,344 - But I don't even-- 440 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,862 - If you want a future as a background actor, 441 00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:13,793 you need to be more like that guy. 442 00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:19,586 The way he's looking at that jelly, I believe him. 443 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:23,551 He's lonely, and he really wants jelly. 444 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,379 Powerful stuff. 445 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,379 - We've gotta do something fast, 446 00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,379 or the director's gonna fire Arthur! 447 00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:35,206 - Maybe he doesn't want to work without his favorite co-star. 448 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,379 Come on, Arthur! Push the cart. 449 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:39,896 Please, for me? 450 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,413 - You know, Arthur, Glitter Glenda 451 00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:44,517 didn't win two Nobel Peace prizes by giving up. 452 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,137 My dolls are very high achievers. 453 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:51,310 - Let's face it, guys. Nothing's working. 454 00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:53,448 - Hey, buddy. I know you're too full to work. 455 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:55,482 But no matter what, I still love you 456 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,551 and I think you're the best pig in the world. 457 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,034 I just wanted the world to know how awesome you are. 458 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,517 - [burps] 459 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,310 - He burped! He'll be hungry again! 460 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,172 - Yes! - Just in time! 461 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:08,482 - Hey, Arthur's ready! - Great! Roll camera. 462 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,551 Put the pig in place! 463 00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:13,068 - I got him. - [clank] 464 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:19,103 - [whirring] 465 00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:21,620 - [oinks] - [thud] 466 00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:27,827 - Oh, oh, oh! 467 00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:30,413 [yells] 468 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,448 - [oinks] 469 00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:43,689 - He's okay! - But the store is not. 470 00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:48,482 - [oinks] 471 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:50,448 - So...that's a wrap? 472 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:58,517 - ♪ 473 00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,620 ♪ Woo 474 00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:03,275 - ♪ 475 00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,413 - STUART: [laughs] 476 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:07,172 - Wow, I was actually there, 477 00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:09,413 and I still can't believe it happened. 478 00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:11,448 - Arthur may have been fired from the commercial. 479 00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:15,517 But this video of him destroying the store has 2 million hits. 480 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,482 - And all those people are watching his other videos, too. 481 00:21:18,586 --> 00:21:21,655 Now Arthur almost has as many followers as you, Ivy. 482 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,379 - Normally being compared to a pig would offend me. 483 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:26,310 But in this case, I don't mind at all. 484 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:27,862 - [yelps] Stop the video right there! 485 00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:30,620 [gasps] That's me! 486 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:31,655 - That's just your arm. 487 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,000 - Yeah, 2 million people saw my arm. 488 00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:36,275 - Congrats, Clark's arm. 489 00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:39,379 And congrats to you too, Arthur. 490 00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:41,862 - Well, Stuart, you promised Leaf you'd make Arthur famous, 491 00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:43,137 and you did it. 492 00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:45,068 - We did it, Ivy. 493 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:46,931 We did it. 494 00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:48,310 - Thanks, guys. 495 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,655 You're the best cousin and sister ever. 496 00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:51,655 Right, Arthur? 497 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,034 - [oinks] 498 00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:56,724 - Ooh, I've got big plans for you, Arthur. 499 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:59,000 TV shows, movies, video games! 500 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,068 Maybe your own cereal. 501 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:02,724 T-shirts are just the beginning. 502 00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:06,103 - LEWIS: [chuckles] 503 00:22:06,206 --> 00:22:08,344 - ALL: That's one cool pig. - [oinks] 504 00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:13,344 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 505 00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:19,482 ♪ 506 00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:20,896 ♪ Hey 507 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,482 ♪ 508 00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:28,172 ♪ Hey 509 00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:34,241 ♪ 510 00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:38,137 ♪ Hey ♪ 35779

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