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- ♪ Hey ♪

- 6 p.m. welcome snacks, 6:20 game time,

7:15 dance battle,

8 p.m. Ivy celebrates winning the dance battle.

- Ivy, do you plan out every minute of every party?

- No, but this is the first Friday Fun Night

since you moved here.

I wanna make sure you have a great time.

- Well, I am gonna have a great time...

crushing you in the dance battle.

Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Ay!

- I'm so excited about you meeting my friends.

They're gonna love you.

- Of course they are.

Especially when they see this.

Introducing the magnificent mobile mini-fridge!

- ♪

- Wow, we'll never have to leave the garage again.

- Except to go the bathroom.

- Way ahead of you.

- ♪

- Yeah, I'm not using that.

- [oinking]

- Hey, Leaf.

- Sweet fridge mobile.

- We're filling it with some fun snacks for Friday Fun Night.

Cucumbers. - Yeah!

- Yes, baby carrots. - Yeah!

- Leaf, we need to talk.

That little pig of yours has been chewing up all my stuff.

- How do you know it was Arthur?

- Well, look at all these little pig bites.

And it currently has my sock in his mouth.

- [oinks]

- Ooh.

- He hasn't chewed up any of my stuff.

- Me neither. - Or mine.

- Oh, I think it's personal.

- Dad, that's ridiculous.

Oh, is it?

- Here's a photo of our entire family.

And only my face has been chewed out of it.

- [oinking]

- Hey!

Has--has anyone seen my art supplies?

I left 'em all over the living room,

and now they're gone. - I put them away.

Like a person should do

when they're done with their activities.

- Why are you always cleaning up after me?

- Because you're always leaving messes everywhere.

- Ever since we moved in here, you've been all up in my space,

organizing all my things, and doing my dirty dishes,

and washing my clothes.

Not cool, Lewis.

[laughs] Not cool.

- Ew.

- That's really weird stuff to be upset about.

- Well, look, I don't know who's driving me crazier--

that pig or that pig.

- Dad, I know you're upset with Arthur, but I promise,

I'll train him to stop chewing your things.

- Thank you, son.

- KIDS: [laughing]

- [laughing stops]

- ♪

- So, what movie should we watch for Friday Fun Night?

- Ooh, how 'bout Mass Ground Blood Street?

- Ooh, how 'bout I already told you no 12 times?

- Fine, what about The Lonely Bride?

- Just because I don't wanna watch a horror movie

doesn't mean I wanna watch some lovie-dovie romance movie.

- Uh, yeah, I don't wanna watch that either.

- Hey, Gemma! - Hey, Ivy! Hey!

- Oh, Stuart, this is my best friend, Gemma.

Gemma, this is my cousin, Stuart.

- Love it. Cousins are so in right now.

- Thank you.

- Okay, look at what I got for tonight.

The nowest pastry in Portland--

Frosty Critter Stru-Puff Tarts. - [gasps]

- They are part doughnut, part cake, part fritter,

part cream puff, part strudel, part pie, and part tart.

- And your part angel!

Those things are impossible to get.

- I had to wait in line for three hours.

But I got eight of them. One for each of us.

- Oh, there's actually gonna be nine of us at the party tonight.

- I'll be back in three hours.

- Thanks, Gemma!

- ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

- [pop music plays]

- Hey!

- ♪

- Clark!

- ♪

- Clark!

Celesta! Volume down!

- Hey, I'm working out.

- Man, it's gonna be 1,000 degrees in here.

- Please, I only turned it up to 105.

- What? Why?

- Because...I'm trying this new thing.

Hot fitness training.

- Well, why not try a cold fitness training or--

- [machine beeping]

- --room temperature fitness training?

Look, I-

I'm tired of always tripping over your junk.

- Hey.

I was just about to use this.

You know what?

How am I supposed to live here

if you won't let me by myself? - [elastic snaps]

- Because yourself is always bothering myself.

Celesta, music off. - [music stops]

- Hey, I'm still working out.

- Celesta, music on. - [music starts]

- Celesta! Music off! - [music stops]

- Celesta, music on. - [music starts]

- Celesta! Music off! - [music stops]

- Celesta, music on. - [music starts]

- Celesta! Music off! - [music stops]

- Celesta, music on. - [music starts]

- Celesta! Music off! - [music stops]

- Celesta, music on. - Celesta!

Celesta, music off!

- ♪

- And then, when my mom got deployed overseas,

me and my dad moved in here.

- So, how long have you two been cousins?

- Forever. - Since we were born.

- Mm, interesting.

And how did you guys meet?

- You know what, Merlo, that is a great story for another time.

- Uh, hey, Dad.

What are you doing here?

- I can no longer live in the same house as my brother.

So, I'm moving in the garage.

- You mean this garage where we always hang out?

- The garage where we're kind of having a party right now?

- Oh yeah, Friday Fun Nights.

I'll just get out your way.

Ooh, a snack.

[munching]

- He did not just eat one of my nine

Frosty Critter Stru-Puff Tarts.

- Yeah, he did. I saw him.

- I waited in line for three hours

for those twice!

- Sorry. I'll put it back.

- Oooh! - Oooh!

- Ew. - What's up with that?

- You know, Dad, maybe you should just keep it.

- Oh, appreciate that, son.

- Wait.

That was a different one.

- [growling]

- I'm just gonna go hang out in the loft then.

You guys go back to whatever you were doing.

- Okay, it's 8:13.

Who's ready to watch Mystery Mountain?

- [crowd cheering]

- Ooh, I am! I am! I am!

That movie has the best twist ending.

The whole time, you think it was the chef.

But it turns out the gardener did it.

The gardener!

I was like, "What?" - KIDS: [groaning]

- Yo, that guy just ruined Mystery Mountain!

- Dad, this is my first Friday Fun Night with these guys.

- And you wanna make a good impression.

- Yeah. - Got it.

You don't need your dad hanging around.

Even though he is super fun.

- Ah, thanks, Dad. - Yeah.

- Hey, maybe you should just go work on one of

your art projects for school or something.

- Say no more. - Alright.

- Friday Fun Night.

- Your new roommate's kinda killing the vibe.

- So, I tried to cut the Frosty Critter Stru-Puff Tarts

so we'd have enough for everybody, but then

the part doughnut got separated from the part fritter,

and now it's all mess. - KIDS: Whoa.

- Hey, I know we're not scheduled to eat pizza

until 8:35, but let's get crazy!

- ALL: Yeah!

Yeah!

- [chainsaw buzzing]

- I forgot.

My dad's taking a class on chainsaw art!

- [chainsaw buzzing]

- You know, maybe we could do this another time!

Like when it's not raining wood!

- [indistinct chatter]

- Don't just go guys! - No, wait!

- [chainsaw buzzing]

- Well, I'm your BFF, and I'm not going anywhere!

I'll stay no matter what.

- Ooh, time for a bathroom break.

- ♪

- [toilet flushes]

- You should go. - Yeah!

- ♪

- ♪

- We need to do whatever it takes

to get your dad to move out of the garage.

I spent all morning making this pillow.

Wait until he gets a load of this.

- "Kids only, please."

- You think it's too harsh?

- Forget the pillow.

I already set a plan in motion.

When I'm done, my dad is not gonna wanna be

anywhere near the garage.

- Go on.

- When my dad went out this morning,

I hid rotten fish all over the garage.

Once he gets a whiff of this,

he won't be able to move out fast enough.

- Hey!

What's up, roomies?

- Hey, Dad. - Hey, Uncle Clark.

- Whoa! Ew! - Whoa!

- Oh no! It's that rotten fish smell again.

- It happens all the time because of the rotten fish store

that just moved in up the street.

- So you're probably wishing you weren't staying

in the garage now, right, Dad?

- You know, because of the horrible...

horrible smell.

- My allergies been acting up.

I can't smell a thing.

[sniffing]

No, not a thing.

- Lucky you. Oooh!

- "Kids only, please." [laughs]

This will keep Lewis out of our hangout.

- [coughing] - Uh!

- ♪

- I've done it!

I've got a fool-proof idea to get my dad out of the garage.

Bam.

- Caterpillars? - Yep.

- My dad is totally freaked out by them.

If he thinks the garage is infested,

he'll move out in a heartbeat.

- [glass shatters] - STUART: Ah!

- Ooh!

- So, I just realized...

I'm freaked out by caterpillars, too.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh!

Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Ah, ah!

- ♪

- [snoring] - [drum sticks beating]

- [off-key rock music plays]

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- [music stops]

- What is going on here?

- Oh, sorry, Uncle Clark.

Were we disturbing you?

- We're starting a band!

- And we're going to be practicing in here.

- A lot.

- [drums playing]

- [cymbal crashes]

- Well, this is not gonna work.

- Because it's too loud for you?

- No, this is not gonna work because your band needs...

someone to play the bagpipes.

- [bagpipes playing]

- I forgot.

My dad's also taking bagpipe classes.

- [bagpipes continue]

- He's really good.

- [off-key piano plays] - [bagpipes play]

- ♪

- Leaf, what are you doing with my shirts?

- Oh, hey, Dad.

I did some research,

and I found out pigs hate wolves.

- Can you blame 'em?

Wolves are always blowing down their houses? [laughs]

- That's just a story, Dad.

Anyways, I went online and bought some wolf pee.

- What?

That's wolf pee?

- Yep.

If Arthur smells the wolf pee, he won't wanna chew your stuff.

- And I wouldn't wanna wear my stuff.

Look, there has to be a better way to get Arthur

to stop biting my things.

- I guess I could train him to chew on this rope

instead of your stuff.

- Will that work? - Oh yeah.

Everyone online said that's the best way to do it.

Wolf pee just seemed more fun.

- Now that we have a plan for Arthur,

and Clark is living in the garage,

my house is back to just the way I like it.

Ahh!

He took my favorite chair.

- ♪

- Uh.

- He ate all the good party food.

- Not all of it.

He left the celery.

- [crunch]

- You took...my chair.

- Your chair?

No, no, no, no.

It was Mom and Dad's chair before they won new furniture

on that game show,

so technically, it's half my chair, too.

- My chair.

- My chair.

- My chair!

- My chair! - My chair!

- My chair! - My chair!

- My chair! - My chair!

- My--ah! - Oh, you okay?

- Psyche! My chair!

- My chair! - My chair!

- My chair! - My chair!

- Nothing's working.

You know, maybe we should move out.

- We can always take our new fake band on the road.

- Okay, if we want our hangout back,

we need my dad to move back into the house.

- But that's not gonna happen unless we come up with a way

to get our dads to stop fighting.

- Right.

- Uh, I have an idea.

- It doesn't involve pillows, does it?

- Nope.

We're gonna make our dads have fun together again.

What's the happy memory they're always talking about?

- The time they went camping

and Nana fought off that wild moose?

- No, I was talking about the other happy memory.

- Oh. - BOTH: The carnival!

- [chainsaw buzzing]

- He can keep his half of the chair,

and I'll keep mine.

- We better hurry.

- ♪

- ♪

- Hey, have you guys seen Arthur?

Whoa, what's with all the stuff?

- We're trying a new plan to get my dad to move

back into the house so we can have our garage back.

- Oh, that explains it.

Wait, no it doesn't.

- We're recreating one of Dad and Uncle Clark's

favorite memories.

- Cool! Nana's gonna punch a moose!

- No, the carnival.

We built this so that they could have a good time together.

- And it was a good excuse to set up all this fun stuff.

Cotton candy break?

- Yeah! - [laughs]

- [oinking]

- Arthur, there you are.

- [squealing]

- How cute.

- And tasty.

- Leaf, I need you to give these to Dad and Uncle Clark.

- What are they?

- One is a letter from Uncle Clark to Dad

saying he wants to apologize.

The other is a letter from Dad to Uncle Cark

saying he wants to apologize.

- They wanna apologize to each other?

- Of course not.

The letters are fake.

That's just how we're tricking them

into coming out to the carnival.

- That's pretty sneaky.

I'll do it!

Hey, Dad!

- You know, we should probably test out the bouncy house

just to make it's bouncy enough.

- I like the way you think.

- Wow, this is super bouncy.

- That's because I had to fill it

with the helium we got for the balloons.

You know...for extra bounce-ity.

- Is that safe? Because helium rises.

- Don't worry.

I tied it down with rope.

Yeah!

- [oinking]

- [chair crashes]

- Whoo-hoo! - Whoa!

- Dads. - Duck!

- Ooh, carnival.

Is this a part of your apology?

- I thought it was your apology.

- BOTH: Why would I apologize to you?

You should apologize to me.

Stop saying what I'm saying!

- BOTH: This isn't going well.

- [oinking]

- Why'd you write an apology letter

if you really didn't wanna apologize?

- Because I didn't, and I don't.

- [oinking]

- We should do something.

- Maybe if we--

Hey, does it feel like we're moving? Like up?

- I should have known you didn't write that apology letter. Uh!

Because there weren't any mistakes.

- Maybe there were mistakes,

and you just don't know how to read.

- BOTH: Whoa!

- Uh, I don't think that's how a bounce house

is supposed to work.

- BOTH: Help!

- The kids! Grab the rope!

- KIDS: Whee!

- No, the other rope!

- KIDS: Whee!

- Hey, how far do you think we would fly if they let go?

- I don't know, probably the moon.

- We gotta get the kids down!

Pull!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- You're doing it wrong! Stop pulling!

- Ahh! - Ah!

- Your way is not working either!

- KIDS: Ah, ah!

- Ah, ah, ah!

- KIDS: [screaming]

Whoa! - Oh, oh, oh!

- KIDS: [screaming] - Ahhh!

- Can you two please stop fighting?

- Yeah! That's the reason why we set up this whole carnival!

- Yeah, you're always talking about the time

you teamed up to win the giant zebra!

- We did love the carnival.

- What about the time you ate all those funnel cakes?

And threw up on the roller coaster?

- Man, that guy behind us was mad.

Look, I'm sorry if sometimes I don't let you be yourself.

I want you to feel like this is your house, too.

- Maybe I overreacted.

From now on, I'll try not to get so mad

when you do all my chores for me.

- Bring it in.

- Help! - Help!

Whoo!

- ALL: [screaming]

- Let's pull together!

- ♪

- Hey!

If you guys have all this cool carnival stuff out here,

how come we're always hanging out inside the garage?

- Hey, guys.

Okay, forget the Frosty Critter Stru-Puff Tarts.

The newest, nowest food trend in Portland is

the Easy Breezy Mac and Cheesy Pizza Rito!

- ALL: Oooh!

- Oh, there's only six of them.

Which is the perfect amount to feed everyone here!

Well, we got our hangout back.

- And we turned Friday Fun Night into Super Fun Saturday.

- What do you say we celebrate with some cotton candy?

You know, just to make sure it's cottony enough.

- I like the way you think.

Hey, where'd all the cotton candy go?

- Sorry.

I think I used it all.

- BOTH: Eat him!

- No, come on, Arthur!

- Hey!

- ♪

- We got you, man!

- [indistinct chatter]

- ALL: [cheering]

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪

♪ Hey

♪

♪ Hey

♪

♪ Hey ♪