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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,827 --> 00:00:09,931 - ♪ 2 00:00:10,034 --> 00:00:13,103 - Dad, I'm so glad you and Mom invited Stuart and Uncle Clark 3 00:00:13,206 --> 00:00:14,620 to come live with us. 4 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:16,413 - It's been forever since we've seen them. 5 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,758 I wasn't even potty trained yet. 6 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:19,931 - We share a bathroom. 7 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:21,724 You could still use some work. 8 00:00:22,827 --> 00:00:25,068 - Well, since the Army sent Aunt Liz overseas, 9 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:26,896 your uncle Clark thought it might be nice for Stuart 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,379 to be around family. 11 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:32,172 And that's why we have to make sure this place is spotless. 12 00:00:33,172 --> 00:00:35,793 - Can you please stop mini-vacuuming me? 13 00:00:36,896 --> 00:00:37,965 - [knocking] 14 00:00:38,068 --> 00:00:39,448 - BOTH: They're here! 15 00:00:39,551 --> 00:00:40,482 - [knocking] 16 00:00:41,827 --> 00:00:44,655 - ALL: Hey! 17 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,310 - IVY: Hey, Stuart! - Hey! 18 00:00:47,379 --> 00:00:49,413 Remember our secret handshake? - You know it! 19 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,068 - BOTH: [grunting] 20 00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:54,034 - I guess I don't know it. 21 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,793 - Yeah, me neither. 22 00:00:55,896 --> 00:00:57,862 - Thanks for letting me and Stuart stay here, Lewis. 23 00:00:57,965 --> 00:00:59,586 - Hey, anything for my baby brother. 24 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:02,413 - Oh, here, I found this broken mailbox in your driveway. 25 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:05,310 - You hit it with the car, didn't you? 26 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:08,103 - Well, maybe you shouldn't keep it outside where it can get hit. 27 00:01:09,689 --> 00:01:10,827 - Oh, I made you guys 28 00:01:10,931 --> 00:01:13,482 some of my word-famous seaweed raisin muffins. 29 00:01:13,586 --> 00:01:15,655 - World famous? In what world? 30 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:18,310 - Hey, we brought you guys a gift. 31 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:20,000 - Oh, yeah, show 'em the gift, Son! 32 00:01:20,103 --> 00:01:21,137 - Here you go. 33 00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:22,896 - A drone! Thanks! 34 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,827 - Yeah, we opened it to play with it. 35 00:01:24,931 --> 00:01:26,827 I-I mean, test it out. 36 00:01:26,931 --> 00:01:28,000 - Here, I'll show you. 37 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:29,482 - Hey, Clark! 38 00:01:29,586 --> 00:01:32,000 I just want you to know that our house is your house. 39 00:01:32,103 --> 00:01:33,310 In our house... 40 00:01:34,275 --> 00:01:35,862 we have just a few rules. 41 00:01:37,862 --> 00:01:39,379 - And that's just book one. 42 00:01:40,724 --> 00:01:41,931 - Don't worry, Lewis! 43 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:44,586 I promise, we'll be very clean, quiet houseguests. 44 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:46,724 - It'll be like we aren't even here. 45 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:48,655 - [drone whirring] - [clank] 46 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:50,172 - Whoa! 47 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:55,172 - Starting now. 48 00:01:55,275 --> 00:01:57,965 - [vacuum whirring] - Phow! 49 00:01:58,068 --> 00:02:01,620 - ♪ 50 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:02,896 - Shoo, fly! 51 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,551 Go outside! 52 00:02:04,655 --> 00:02:06,172 Be free! 53 00:02:06,275 --> 00:02:08,103 - Aw, I'm digging those dance moves, Cuz. 54 00:02:08,206 --> 00:02:10,344 - [fly buzzing] 55 00:02:10,448 --> 00:02:13,068 - ♪ There's no music, but we're dancing ♪ 56 00:02:13,172 --> 00:02:14,517 - I'm trying to get this fly. 57 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:17,344 - Oh, here. I'll help you. 58 00:02:18,827 --> 00:02:21,689 - No! I was trying to shoo the fly outside. 59 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,655 - Sorry. - [fly buzzing] 60 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:25,034 - Wait, he's not dead. 61 00:02:25,137 --> 00:02:28,793 [gasps] Okay, he's dead now. 62 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,206 - Do you have anything to eat besides flies? 63 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:34,379 I'm starving. 64 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:37,551 - How about some wheatloaf? 65 00:02:37,655 --> 00:02:39,689 It's like meatloaf, except made with wheat. 66 00:02:41,379 --> 00:02:44,689 - Call me crazy, but I prefer my meat made out of meat. 67 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,448 Hey, do you wanna play Zombie Shredder? 68 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:50,655 - Sorry, but I don't like video games 69 00:02:50,758 --> 00:02:51,793 where you kill things. 70 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:53,241 - Technically you're not killing anything 71 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:55,413 because zombies are already dead. 72 00:02:57,103 --> 00:02:59,344 - Good point, but I'm super busy. 73 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:02,241 This animal sanctuary is closing tonight. 74 00:03:02,344 --> 00:03:04,172 And I'm gonna do a livestream to get people 75 00:03:04,275 --> 00:03:05,689 to adopt all the animals. 76 00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:08,655 - Seriously, who's gonna watch that? 77 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:10,068 - Everyone. 78 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:14,413 My charity, Ivy Cares, has a pretty big following online. 79 00:03:14,517 --> 00:03:17,000 - Like what? 100 people? 80 00:03:17,103 --> 00:03:18,206 - Mmm... 81 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:20,068 more like 500... 82 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:21,413 thousand. 83 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:24,827 - Five hundred thousand followers? Wow! 84 00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:27,241 You know what I could do with 500,000 followers? 85 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:29,827 Have them bring me something good to eat. 86 00:03:31,517 --> 00:03:33,068 Aw, here's something I can eat. 87 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,379 Whipped cream! 88 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:36,896 - That's shaving cream! 89 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:42,620 My dad says it gives him a better shave when it's cold. 90 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,310 - That's fun to taste. 91 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:50,586 - ♪ 92 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,827 - It's weird. 93 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,517 Me and Stuart used to have so much in common, 94 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,655 but I guess he's changed. 95 00:03:54,758 --> 00:03:56,586 - [gasps] Want me to cast a spell on him? 96 00:03:56,689 --> 00:03:59,551 Maybe I could change him back. 97 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:03,172 - That would be great, if you were actually a wizard. 98 00:04:03,275 --> 00:04:04,862 - Sorry, I'm just so excited about going 99 00:04:04,965 --> 00:04:06,275 to the "World of Wizards" convention tonight. 100 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,931 I mean, I've read all the books. 101 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:09,172 I've seen all the movies. 102 00:04:09,275 --> 00:04:12,068 I even threw up on the ride. 103 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:13,551 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Stuart. 104 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:15,482 This is Millie. - Hi! 105 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:18,275 What do you get when you cross a coyote and a weasel? 106 00:04:18,379 --> 00:04:19,827 - I give up. What's the joke? 107 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:21,275 - Oh, no, it's not a joke. 108 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:24,620 I just accidentally sewed this coyote puppet to this weasel one 109 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:26,689 and...yeah, I just don't know what to call it. 110 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:30,103 - The puppets are a part of our livestream. 111 00:04:30,206 --> 00:04:31,551 - Nice. 112 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:34,206 I've been working on a little something myself. 113 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:35,517 Behold! 114 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:38,482 The automatic ice cream scooper. 115 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:41,172 It scoops your ice cream so you don't have to. 116 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:43,103 - That's cool, but does anyone really need 117 00:04:43,206 --> 00:04:44,862 an automatic ice cream scooper? 118 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:46,137 - Nope. 119 00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:48,862 But the trick is to make people think they need one. 120 00:04:48,965 --> 00:04:52,103 I mean, anybody who's cool has got to have one of these. 121 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:53,275 - [gasps] I'll take one! 122 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:55,413 I'm cool. 123 00:04:55,517 --> 00:04:57,586 - And it's super easy to operate. 124 00:04:57,689 --> 00:04:58,862 Here. 125 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,000 Put that in there. 126 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:05,137 - [machine whirring] 127 00:05:05,241 --> 00:05:07,517 - Ooh! Uh, oops! 128 00:05:08,551 --> 00:05:09,965 It just needs a small adjustment. 129 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:21,758 - Yeah, may need a bigger adjustment. 130 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:29,310 - ♪ 131 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:31,896 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 132 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,310 ♪ 133 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,827 ♪ Hey, hey, woo 134 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:42,137 - ♪ 135 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,000 - [laughs] So crazy! 136 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:46,758 - Hey, Uncle Clark. 137 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:48,275 Dad doesn't let us eat on the couch. 138 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:50,965 Snacking is for designated hard floor areas only. 139 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:54,551 - Well, I'm a grown-up and I say it's okay. 140 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,827 Have a seat. Let's hang! 141 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:57,103 [laughs] 142 00:05:57,206 --> 00:05:59,103 - My dad only lets us watch educational programming. 143 00:05:59,206 --> 00:06:00,862 - This is very educational. 144 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:02,034 It's a show about nature. 145 00:06:02,137 --> 00:06:04,413 It's called "Are You Stronger Than a Gorilla?" 146 00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:07,965 People go inside a cage and wrestle a gorilla. 147 00:06:08,862 --> 00:06:11,482 - [gorilla growls] - [man screams] 148 00:06:11,586 --> 00:06:13,931 - Ooh, he was not stronger than a gorilla. 149 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:16,689 Want a soda? 150 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,034 - My dad says soda's real bad. 151 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:21,000 - Bad? [laughs] Are you kidding? 152 00:06:21,103 --> 00:06:22,586 It's delicious. Here. 153 00:06:27,482 --> 00:06:29,655 - [heavenly music plays] 154 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:33,379 - ♪ 155 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:34,931 - And...we're live! 156 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:38,482 - Hi, I'm Ivy. 157 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:41,000 Over the next couple of hours, we need to find homes 158 00:06:41,103 --> 00:06:46,793 for 37 animals, including this adorable little piggy! 159 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:48,000 Cute, right? 160 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:50,068 Well, it won't be cute if it can't find a home 161 00:06:50,172 --> 00:06:51,931 and ends up as a... 162 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:53,344 ham sandwich! 163 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:54,620 - [pig squeals] 164 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:58,793 - Now, here's my friend Alexander Lambilton 165 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,310 to tell you more. 166 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:04,103 - [British accent] Hello, I'm Alexander Lambilton! 167 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:07,758 My friends and I need your heeelp. 168 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:10,827 - I'm not sure why Alexander is British. 169 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,862 He didn't have an accent during the rehearsal. 170 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:17,413 Anyway-- 171 00:07:17,517 --> 00:07:20,586 - Oh, hey, Ivy, lamb puppet. 172 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:23,448 - Look, it's my cousin Stuart. 173 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:26,103 What are you doing here? 174 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:28,344 - I know you've both been working so hard finding homes 175 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,724 for all the animals. 176 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:32,655 I thought you might want to take an ice cream break? 177 00:07:32,758 --> 00:07:35,310 Oh, but I just hate scooping ice cream. 178 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,793 There's gotta be a better way. 179 00:07:37,931 --> 00:07:40,310 And now there is. 180 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,655 - This isn't the time to sell 181 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:44,137 your automatic ice cream scooper. 182 00:07:44,241 --> 00:07:45,965 - You mean this one? 183 00:07:46,068 --> 00:07:47,655 For only 29.95? 184 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:52,310 - The sanctuary is closing tonight. 185 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:53,758 And this is the last chance 186 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:56,517 to save all these poor animals' lives. 187 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,482 How did the pig get up on the ice cream? 188 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:07,137 - See, even pigs like the automatic ice cream scooper. 189 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:09,275 - [machine whirring] 190 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:11,758 - [clanking] - The pig! 191 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:15,724 - He's okay. - [pig snorts] 192 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:17,344 - Phew! 193 00:08:17,448 --> 00:08:19,896 - But my tablet's not. 194 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,379 It's broken! 195 00:08:21,482 --> 00:08:23,482 Now we can't get back online. 196 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,724 You ruined everything! 197 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,793 This is horrible. 198 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:31,103 - I know. 199 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,655 All I needed to do was sell two ice cream scoopers, 200 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:36,448 then I'd have enough to buy Zombie Shredder 2! 201 00:08:36,551 --> 00:08:37,931 - That's what you're upset about? 202 00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:39,344 A video game? 203 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:41,551 - It has stink technology. 204 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:44,931 You can actually smell the zombies. 205 00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:49,413 - Because of you, 37 animals' lives are in danger! 206 00:08:49,517 --> 00:08:51,448 - Wait, I-Ivy, I'm sorry. 207 00:08:51,551 --> 00:08:54,034 I didn't realize-- - I got this, Ivy. 208 00:08:55,172 --> 00:08:56,620 Horkum gorkum! 209 00:08:58,379 --> 00:08:59,793 - What are you doing? 210 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:01,931 - I'm gonna make you disappear. 211 00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:04,655 - Still not a wizard! 212 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:08,034 - ♪ 213 00:09:08,137 --> 00:09:11,172 - ANNOUNCER ON TV: Tonight on "So You Think You Can Burp"-- 214 00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:12,620 - MAN ON TV: [loud burp] 215 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:15,758 - Hey, we got a new mailbox! 216 00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:18,413 [laughs] And it's bright yellow... 217 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,068 for extra visibility. 218 00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:24,482 What are y'all watching? 219 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:26,551 - It's called "So You Think You Can Burp." 220 00:09:26,655 --> 00:09:29,758 I never knew how great non-educational TV was. 221 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:32,724 - Is that a soda? 222 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:36,586 Leaf, you--you drank all these? 223 00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:38,620 - I-I-I only gave him one. 224 00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:41,655 - Well, you should've only gave him none. 225 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:44,689 - My tummy hurts. 226 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,586 - Well, yeah, your uncle ignored rule 83 227 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,655 and gave you a gallon of carbonated sugar poison. 228 00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:51,034 - And chips. - Chips! 229 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,068 He gave you chips? 230 00:09:55,172 --> 00:09:56,793 Clark... 231 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,241 if you're gonna live in my house, 232 00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:00,344 I need you to follow our rules. 233 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,413 - Look, I know I'm your baby brother, 234 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,965 but I am tired of you always treating me 235 00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:06,206 like I don't know what I'm doing! 236 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,275 - Because you don't! 237 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:09,620 - Oh, really? 238 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:12,931 Give me one example. 239 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:14,931 - How about the time you flooded the basement? 240 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:18,068 - I was trying to build us a swimming pool. 241 00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:20,068 - And then what about the time you ate my goldfish? 242 00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:22,724 - You said eat him. - I said feed him. 243 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,551 And the time you got Grandma lost in the corn maze. 244 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:28,965 - You have to admit, that was pretty funny. 245 00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:30,206 - Yeah, it was. 246 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:31,586 - [laughing] - She was like, 247 00:10:31,689 --> 00:10:33,827 [imitating Grandma] "Oh no, I can't see over the corn!" 248 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:36,241 - [laughing] She tried to eat her way out! 249 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,000 - BOTH: [laughing] 250 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,931 [sighing] 251 00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:42,724 - The point is, I know what I'm doing. 252 00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:45,034 We just have two different parenting styles. 253 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:46,758 Lewis, I am a grown-up, 254 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,896 and you need to start treating me like one. 255 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,551 - Clark, you need to start acting like one. 256 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,344 - You need to start acting like one. 257 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:55,448 You're being a meanie! 258 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:56,793 - BOTH: I'm telling Mom! 259 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,275 - MAN ON TV: [burps] 260 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:01,862 - I give that burp an eight. 261 00:11:03,034 --> 00:11:06,448 - ♪ 262 00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:09,620 - And I'm calling today because you are our grand prize winner. 263 00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:11,620 You've won a goat! 264 00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:13,586 You don't want a goat. 265 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:15,034 How about a raccoon? 266 00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:17,275 Hello? 267 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,689 It's been three hours, and I haven't saved one animal. 268 00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:25,896 - Look, I know I messed up, but don't worry. 269 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,310 I fixed it. 270 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:29,103 - What do you mean fixed it? 271 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:31,068 - [chickens clucking] - [cat meows] 272 00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:41,758 - I believe the words you're looking for are thank you. 273 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:43,724 - More like, what have you done? 274 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,344 - I adopted all the animals. 275 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,379 I saved their lives. 276 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,034 - We can't keep them all here! 277 00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:51,310 - Why not? 278 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,275 - LEWIS: Ivy! 279 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,793 - Oh, your dad. 280 00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:00,586 - Did you see what your Uncle Clark 281 00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:01,793 brought into our house? 282 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,241 We've never had to use this bin before. 283 00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:07,310 - Well, I guess you should go back in the house, Dad. 284 00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:08,724 - Or maybe go on vacation. 285 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,758 I hear Fiji's nice. 286 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,034 - Well, I have to install the new mailbox. 287 00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:16,620 I gotta grab my tools from the garage. 288 00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:17,965 - No, don't go in the garage! 289 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:22,344 I mean, you can't go in the garage because... 290 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,689 the side door's locked. 291 00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:25,965 - Oh, hey, uh, uh... 292 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,551 - That's okay. 293 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:30,448 I got the garage door opener right here. 294 00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:32,517 - No, no, no! No, no, no! 295 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,620 - I got it. - No, I got it. 296 00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:36,862 - I got it. - No, I got it. 297 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,034 - I got it. - No, I got-- no, I got--no! 298 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:41,482 - I got it, I got it! [screams] 299 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,931 - I got it! 300 00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:54,517 - Are you not seeing what I'm not seeing? 301 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,241 - ♪ 302 00:12:58,517 --> 00:12:59,931 - ♪ 303 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:01,862 - Where did all the animals go? 304 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,758 - STUART: We left the door to the house open. 305 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:05,448 Whew, that was close! 306 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,965 Your dad almost saw them. 307 00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,586 - But now they're in the house! 308 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,931 - Oh. 309 00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:15,344 - Ooh, it smells like a zoo in here. 310 00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:17,310 - Uh, uh, sorry. 311 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:19,000 I think it was the wheatloaf. 312 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:21,241 - You'll get used to it. 313 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:24,241 [chuckles] I'm gonna install the mailbox. 314 00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,275 - Take your time! 315 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:28,827 Seriously. 316 00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,379 - [sheep baas] 317 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:35,413 - [duck quacks] - [goose honks] 318 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,793 - [dog barks] - [cat meows] 319 00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,896 - We're in deep doo-doo! 320 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,655 And I am not saying that because I just stepped in goat doo-doo. 321 00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:46,068 - I'm pretty sure that's from the alpaca. 322 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:49,068 - Come on, help me get these guys back in the garage! 323 00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:50,172 - Okay. 324 00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:56,206 - ♪ 325 00:13:58,689 --> 00:13:59,965 - [goose honks] 326 00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:02,068 - ♪ 327 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,482 - [sheep baas] 328 00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:04,896 - ♪ 329 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,172 - How did you even get up there? 330 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:08,724 - [pig squeals] 331 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:11,137 - Why won't you move? 332 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,275 - [alpaca grunts] 333 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,896 - Oh. 334 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,172 - I'll be back for you. 335 00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:20,896 - [dog growls] 336 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,241 - ♪ 337 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,275 - Chicken coming through! 338 00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:27,310 Give me that! 339 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:29,896 This is not a designated snack area. 340 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:32,034 - [pig squeals] 341 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,137 - You again? 342 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,517 How? 343 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,965 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. 344 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:38,551 Quack, quack, quack, quack. - [ducks quacking] 345 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:39,896 - [horse snorts] 346 00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,206 - [calf moos] 347 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:49,172 - ♪ 348 00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:50,724 - [laughs] 349 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,034 - How many do we have left? 350 00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:54,344 - I can't count! 351 00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:55,862 They keep moving. 352 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,275 - LEWIS: Hey, Stuart! 353 00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,413 - My dad! 354 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:00,551 - Everyone in the kitchen! 355 00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,896 - Go, go, go, go, go! 356 00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:06,931 Hey, Dad! 357 00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:08,724 - Hey, what are you two up to? 358 00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:10,000 - Nothing. 359 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:13,000 Just a whole lot of nothing. 360 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,000 - There's so much not going on. 361 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,724 - Guys wanna get some pizza? 362 00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:20,896 Unless your dad has a no pizza rule. 363 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,965 - Hey, pizza sounds great to me. The usual? 364 00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:25,793 Half sausage. - Half pepperoni. 365 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:27,241 - BOTH: And all meatball. 366 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,379 - [clears throat] 367 00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:32,758 - Oh, right. 368 00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:34,655 Well, thanks for offering to pick up the pizza. 369 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,068 You're the best dad ever! 370 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,344 - I thought we were both going-- - Okay, see you later! 371 00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:44,586 - [sheep baas] 372 00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,551 - [chicken clucks] 373 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,068 - Uh-oh! My dad's coming! 374 00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:50,034 Everyone, back in the garage! 375 00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:56,689 - Hey, Ivy, I've just installed the new mailbox. 376 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:58,000 Now it's time to celebrate 377 00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:01,344 with a tofu turkey and alfalfa sprout sandwich. 378 00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:02,482 Want one? 379 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,689 - No thanks, not hungry. 380 00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,241 - Uh-huh! 381 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:08,000 Now, this is some real food, not like that processed garbage 382 00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,551 your uncle brings into this house. 383 00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,965 You know, your uncle has always been irresponsible. 384 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:19,862 - You guys are just different. 385 00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,068 - [raccoon chitters] 386 00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,620 - That is an understatement. 387 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:25,896 I always do things the right way. 388 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,206 And he always does whatever he wants. 389 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,241 Like the time we wanted to get bunk beds. 390 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:33,034 He insisted on putting it up himself. 391 00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:35,517 Middle of the night, the bed fell right on me. 392 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,655 He left out seven screws. 393 00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:38,689 Did he follow instructions? 394 00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:40,068 No. 395 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,965 He slept through the whole thing. 396 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,206 You took a bite of my sandwich? 397 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,862 - Uh...yes, I said I wasn't hungry, 398 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,965 but then I realized I am actually hungry. 399 00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:53,862 - Well, finish it. 400 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,241 I'll make another one. 401 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,206 I used that goat cheese you love. 402 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,103 - You can really taste the goat. 403 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:14,206 Well, thanks for the sandwich! 404 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:18,689 - We did it! 405 00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:20,206 - This is no time for a high five. 406 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,379 We still have a huge problem. 407 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:24,793 - I'm sorry, Ivy. 408 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:27,241 I've only been here for one day, and I've ruined everything. 409 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:29,172 Usually it takes me at least a week. 410 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,413 I just really wanted that video game. 411 00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:37,068 - Is that smelly zombie game really that great? 412 00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:39,586 - My mom and I have been waiting for that game to come out. 413 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:42,827 I just wish she wasn't overseas so we can play it together. 414 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,103 - Well, hey, she won't be gone forever. 415 00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:46,896 By the time she gets back, 416 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,172 there will probably be an even better version. 417 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,931 You'll be able to taste the zombies. 418 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:54,275 - Look what I found in my room! 419 00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,931 Whoa, animals! 420 00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,448 So many animals! 421 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:02,310 - [horse snorts] 422 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,620 - 37 animals. 423 00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,000 - You can't tell anyone. 424 00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,724 We need to get them out of here. 425 00:18:07,827 --> 00:18:09,206 - Not Arthur! 426 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:11,586 I named him Arthur. 427 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,620 - How did the pig get in your bedroom? 428 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:15,655 - [phone ringing] 429 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,931 - Hey, Milly. Can't chat right now. 430 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,344 - Okay, I just called to tell you 431 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:22,724 the wizards convention is amazeballs! 432 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:25,000 They're even selling amazeballs! 433 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,862 [coughs] 434 00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:31,172 That's spicy. 435 00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:33,310 Thankfully, I have some brickle brew! 436 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,103 - Isn't that just lemonade? 437 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,965 - Yeah, they probably just call it brickle brew 438 00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:38,379 to get wizards to buy it. 439 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,275 Wait. 440 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,344 That's it! 441 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,172 I know how I'm gonna fix this. 442 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:48,689 - ♪ 443 00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,310 - [indistinct chatter] 444 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:53,206 - [Renaissance music playing] 445 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:55,103 - Everyone knows that brindle spawns 446 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,620 are known for their independence and intelligence. 447 00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:59,241 - So your wizard animal... 448 00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:01,344 is a cat. - [cat meows] 449 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:02,931 - Aww! 450 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,655 I feel my power surging already. 451 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,482 - This brickle brew is amazing! 452 00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:12,241 - Thanks for getting all the wizards here. 453 00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,689 - Now let's convince them they all need pets. 454 00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:15,931 - You convinced me! 455 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:17,724 I'm taking the rat. 456 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,896 - Uh, we didn't have any rats. 457 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,931 - Whatever. 458 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:24,344 We've already bonded. 459 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,896 - Oh, aren't you adorable! 460 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,517 - Yes, I am. 461 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,206 And don't touch my pig. 462 00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,827 - This was a brilliant idea, Stuart. 463 00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:39,965 - I couldn't have done it without you. 464 00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:42,482 The animal costumes you made look awesome! 465 00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:45,068 - And we made a ton of money selling brickle brew. 466 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,655 I can get a new tablet. 467 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,758 - And I can get my video game. 468 00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:51,551 After all these years, we still make a great team. 469 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,689 - What is going on here? 470 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:59,068 - Ooh, I had nothing to do with this. 471 00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:03,137 Is that a sheep with wings? 472 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:04,310 - ♪ Woo ♪ 473 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,448 - ♪ 474 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,862 - And that's why there were wizards 475 00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:14,413 shopping for pets in our garage. 476 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:17,896 - I guess that explains the rat in the laundry room. 477 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 - Okay, I think you might have a rat problem. 478 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,034 - Look, I'm not gonna lie. 479 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,931 This whole living together thing has gotten off to a rocky start. 480 00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:29,034 - Huh, finally, something we can agree on. 481 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,482 - Come on, it's only been one day! 482 00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:34,482 We can make this work. 483 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:39,310 I know we have our differences, but we're family. 484 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,034 - Yeah, we all just need to try a little harder. 485 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:46,724 I'll start by not bringing 37 animals into the house. 486 00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,275 - [laughs] That's my boy! 487 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:51,172 And I'll start by getting rid of all these donuts. 488 00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:03,103 - And I guess it wouldn't kill me to lighten up a bit. 489 00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:04,482 - Yup. - No kidding. 490 00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:05,724 - Tell me about it. 491 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,793 - Does this mean I can keep Arthur? 492 00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:10,379 - What are you doing with a pig? 493 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:13,137 Pigs are dirty and stinky, disgusting-- 494 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,620 - Is this you lightening up? 495 00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,068 - Fine. 496 00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:19,068 The pig can stay. 497 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,344 - Yeah! - Yes! 498 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,172 - Thanks, Dad! Come on, Arthur. 499 00:21:22,275 --> 00:21:23,931 Let's go fill the bathtub with mud! 500 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,068 - [pig squealing] 501 00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:26,620 - Whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on! 502 00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:27,896 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 503 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,241 No mud in the house. 504 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:31,827 - Since I'm gonna be more responsible, 505 00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:33,241 I wanna responsibly let you know 506 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:34,965 that I drove over the mailbox again. 507 00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:36,413 - What? 508 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:40,206 - I was trying to go around a wizard on an alpaca, you see? 509 00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:41,517 And that's just not normal. 510 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,241 It was dark-- 511 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,689 - I'm glad I'm here. 512 00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:46,965 Me and you are gonna have a lot of fun together. 513 00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:49,758 - I know we are. - I got a lot of big ideas. 514 00:21:49,862 --> 00:21:52,655 The two of us living together, we can do anything. 515 00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:54,931 - Hey, we did find homes for all those animals. 516 00:21:55,034 --> 00:21:56,068 - Yeah. 517 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,137 Except one. 518 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,551 - [raccoon chittering] 519 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,620 - BOTH: [yelling] 520 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,655 - ♪ 521 00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:13,344 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 522 00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:19,344 ♪ 523 00:22:19,448 --> 00:22:21,103 ♪ Hey 524 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:26,551 ♪ 525 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,172 ♪ Hey 526 00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:34,241 ♪ 527 00:22:36,827 --> 00:22:38,724 ♪ Wee ♪ 528 00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:40,241 - ♪ 36257

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